Amputees & Viagra | Comedian CP | Stand Up Comedy

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CP is from Detroit and can be seen on "Detoiters", "Love Life", "Run the World" and the upcoming Hulu show “How to Die Alone”. Be on the lookout for CP's full special “Sunday After 6”, dropping soon!
Instagram: / comediancp
TikTok: / realcomediancp
KZbin: @ComedianCP
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Credits:
Written and Performed by CP
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Producer: Jay Bode
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Swing: Dallas Calkins
Cam Operators:
Steve Anson
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Tanner Eck
Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Assistant Editor: Lucas Bohlinger
Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
Sound Recordist: Brandon Loulias
A2: Erik Altstadt & Veronica Kahn
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Production Designer: Amelia Brooke
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Rachel Bershad
Megan Hunter
Maggie Rosenberg
Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Movement Warehouse in San Diego, CA

[@conniesometimes]

"The year was 1" took me tf OUT 😂

[@simo_mdluli]

it did 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@claudettewaites641]

⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

[@peacebalancetruth]

😂He's soo funny.

[@daindigokid]

"With no anesthesia... Adam was like aaahhhh!!" I'm crying.

[@Ohwowthatshowwedo369]

Fell out on that part 😂😂😂

[@peacebalancetruth]

😂It was *ALL* FUN!

[@Hayeshaze91]

FLOORED!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tech-Kino2685]

I kept fucking rewinding that part lol 😂😂

[@Fedetk]

CP: "I'm a roaster." Having watched the All Def Roast Me series, I think that's an understatement.

[@KLN_Kreate]

😂😂😂😂 “thank you God, watch this”

[@fashionfather9833]

🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀‼️‼️‼️ FACTS

[@combatveteran240]

yea hes a pyro

[@lordsxman]

This guy has timing, charisma, and wit. Perfection combination. I'm looking forward to seeing more from this guy!

[@USERTM7]

Check out All Def.

[@Fedetk]

If you haven't yet, you should check the All Def Roast Me series. He appears there and is one of the best.

[@sydneymurray9974]

Agreed!

[@starsmash7491]

Yea his jokes are crafted and actually make me consider the artistic qualities of comedy

[@BasedBurrr]

Yeah man CP ready for a special this was *Chef Kiss brilliant

[@jimbeam7636]

"My vision was purple, notaproblem" 😂

[@iankathurimakinyua1145]

I'm on the waaaay

[@topdollarrific]

Even though the set is under 15 minutes, this is a CLASSIC! 😭😭😭

[@camillelol314]

😂

[@OrangeSplash7]

Yes it was so packed with funny jokes😂

[@kwithers95]

Same thing I was about to say 😂

[@michaelfaulkner5839]

That “why would you respond to an email that you were BCC’d on” made me laugh so freakin’ hard 😅😅😅

[@matgonzalez6272]

“You are here for notes, don’t ever respond” 😂😂😂

[@galaxylucia1898]

Omg I had to pause for that one cuz it took me a while minute to recover😂😂😂Whew!!

[@BlaqRon85]

Shit was GENIUS

[@westbaltimore4337]

I’m Got a Baltimore city public school education. What does it mean

[@azahias9]

@@westbaltimore4337BCC stands for “blind carbon copy” where the email is basically directed to someone specific and and also sent to a relative group…so now, which girls was he talking to and which were the generally relative group? 😂 Girl who responded was clearly not the main recipient of the email 🤣🤣🤣 Edit: I’m aware that I explained the joke and accept any roasting that happens to me as a result 😅

[@the.dirt.man.]

Bro I'm laughing so hard I cannot breathe right now

[@davidnyasha]

can't breathe?, did you take one of 'em pills

[@dozhadeville444]

I’m in my car dying laughing!! The people in the car next to me think I’m crazy

[@charlesyoung1908]

MFk’er hurt me too ! Damn, that was funny AF !

[@UncommonLtd.]

I stg 🤣

[@the.dirt.man.]

@@dozhadeville444 don't yt comment and drive, kids😡

[@sagelovee]

He saaaaid “dance your ass back to the kitchen with a spoon” 😭😭😭 so many highlights to this one goddamn CP 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

[@thenopasslook]

she looked like a chess piece 😂😂

[@davidinirio3310]

bruhhh 😂😂😂😂

[@bwar05]

I hollered

[@spiritledpoetess394]

CP, this set, is by far the most brilliant set! Another level Powel*!

[@uaintseememaaan8901]

I was not expecting that. I screamed 😂😂😂😂 CP is so unpredictable. I know he roasted the hell outta kids back in grade school

[@sydneymurray9974]

Insane😂😂😂😂

[@NateDFunkt]

MASTERFULLY Done!!! 😂😂😂 "I'm ON THE WAAAY..."

[@krystalfavors6646]

He took us all to hell with with this one 😂😂😂😂🤣

[@charlesjazzieharper]

STRAAAAAIGHT ONE WAY FCKN TICKET🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Mintz901]

Woah

[@melriquajackson8480]

Speak for yourselves 😂😂

[@rashuadjohnson7719]

Highway to hell.

[@MRKOCAINN]

CP ain’t shyte 😂. “Looking like an Oscar award”

[@KingKZA]

“And I will accept you.. with a speech!” 🙈🤣

[@RsKnDR0991]

@@KingKZA Where ma momma😂

[@MsMizz1]

That rib out without anesthesia scream 😂😂

[@ZwadoMusiq]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zmang4271]

That musket joke blew out my denture 😂😂

[@sarahm7053]

"the prescription was some of that shit" 🤣

[@irjr6175]

Looking like a whole pack of “ hmmhm “ 🤷 😂

[@wilburcollier4927]

😂😂😂😂

[@AliciaMajo]

Fun fact: To applaud, amputees stomp their feet or snap their fingers, deaf people give lil' hand swishy swooshes and jiggles. I went to a differently abled horse show with my sister as a kid, and they kindly told us all how to chill with the horses and still show our appreciation for all the talented equestrians!

[@legacythornton188]

Lmfaoo I had to pause it at that

[@bdb7185]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tedwallace9828]

😂😂😂

[@olikah4667]

‘I’m on the wayyyyy” 😂😂😂😂

[@kareemjohnson8059]

Detroits finest bruh..I come back every couple of months just to hear the viagra story...its brilliant 👏

[@JH-uu7jl]

Best set I've seen in months. Every single joke run is perfection. This guy's material and delivery... fantastic.

[@Terrielmr]

CP is one of the most underrated comedians on the planet.

[@hi-tych]

Bro, I was washing my face in the shower and almost drowned from laughing too hard. My ass was gonna be on the waaay to heaven. Lol

[@MotifBeatz]

Yoooo…I watch a lot of stand-up and when it’s good material, I’m smiling from ear to ear. But it’s been long time since a comic had me laughing and hollering this loud! Real tears, bruh! 🤣🤣🤣💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

[@albertosierraalta3223]

Man this shit was so fucking funny😂😂😂. From start to finish I couldn't stop laughing. Every joke was a banger

[@Triggdarichwarrior]

He kilt that! I been watching him for a few years and he is always super funny.

[@djrjboston]

Me too but he hit a new groove with this one

[@whylife8980]

5:32 that joke REALLY hit him 🤣 Peak Comedy!!!

[@Dirt_Yurp]

Warms my heart to see he was such a fair leader in jail for the weekend

[@molifts4389]

Indeed he was definitely very Dick-lomatic with his approach 😂

[@kwithers95]

😂😂😂

[@peacelovekindness]

He’s excellent! The jokes came from all different directions! The man has amazing range :)

[@robertvega3078]

That Toy Story 2 had me crying

[@TrustMelDontCare]

I honestly think CP is the best comedian ever featured on this channel. I've come back to watch this 5 times now, and I still cry in laughter as I'm watching it 😂

[@creativeness68]

When he said, "with no anesthesia" I was eating an apple and began to choke. I wonder if this video could be the cause of my death. Laughing too hard. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kingeliii9011]

Refreshing to see a different type of comedian that can actually make you hang on to his every joke. He's the best I've seen in a long time.

[@Itsant33]

I actually saw CP in LA for a don't tell comedy set in LA but not one of the taped ones. Love the Viagra story lol. The other comedians that night were really funny too.

[@mathewmcfool]

Netflix special please, he's ready

[@Jujizzle915]

CP is quickly reaching legendary status already 🤣🤣🤣

[@tnt2324]

I’m so glad I’m a supporter of CP. This was hilarious! I watch his podcast every Wednesday like clockwork.

[@manchick7648]

You might just want to type the full name.

[@Vomna]

​@@manchick7648💀💀

[@mikeweezy6288]

Bro this was hilarious cp has the most original comedy I’ve ever heard…I’m in tears 😭😭😭

[@drehunter593]

This fool got me when he said' God did a taste test just like a man 😂🤣😭

[@starsmash7491]

I thought he was gonna make an immaculate conception joke right there!

[@peacebalancetruth]

​@@starsmash7491 Me too!

[@mobid.2084]

@@starsmash7491 Do tell! Give and example of how that would’ve sounded.

[@mobid.2084]

@@peacebalancetruth Do tell! Give and example of how that would’ve sounded.

[@being3166]

Unlimited night time nut minutes is sending me 😭🤣🤣🤣

[@HiphopPushpromo]

CP is one of my favorite comedians. Been following him for 6 years now. He's truly gifted at telling comedy! lol

[@KuLaidTheeEntertainer]

The reinvention of the viagra joke is genius my boy !!!!

[@derrickkirkman595]

This dude is a Storytelling Master. I'm Definitely looking for more of/ from him. Got That DAWG In That Boy!! 💯✊🏾💀😂🤣🤣

[@DevoutFrenzy]

Best set I've seen in a long time! Watched it like 4 times back to back laughing so loud I may get a noise complaint. As a corporate employee the BCC joke got me good.

[@DiamondChainSenpai]

This was the illiest 13 minutes I’ve ever seen in my life🤣🤣🤣😭😭

[@TheSleepSteward]

This guy is amazing! Just one after the other constant 12 minutes of funny. And if you weren't laughing, you were smiling! Great set! Loved every minute of it!

[@thisguystrats]

I might be tripping but I think this is the best set I've ever seen from CP 😂

[@troue1]

Looking like an Oscar award is killer 😂😂😂

[@KellW2012]

“Little headache on the front back & on the sides” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CaramilizedOnion]

“I’m on the waaaaay.” 😂

[@LitBoxTv]

Brilliant and fresh material. He’s definitely going places.

[@sedichauke9167]

"With no anaesthesia" 😂😂😂

[@alialammar7080]

Don't reply to an email you have been BCC'd 😂😂😂

[@dannycoc2828]

CP has me always laughing like a child. Genius and brilliant and with a great rhythm. This set is pure fire and energy and really high quality. A fan from 🇮🇹

[@9-b_b-9]

DTC does a great job getting different comedians that are pretty consistently good but CP is on another level he got me crying laughing. Even his physical comedy was on point.

[@rashadc.7006]

Bruh! Top 3 sets I’ve seen on DTC. “I’m on de way!” 😂😂😂

[@mjlewings]

CP KILLED THAT SET! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@FattyTac]

“A whole pack of mmm-m-mmm’s” is diabolical 😂😂

[@premiumdre5228]

😂😂😂 I had to find my inhaler halfway thru this set because I was dying laughing.

[@Rozilla2006]

One of the best to do it! CP we need a hour!! Netflix what up!!!!!

[@Huemaimu]

CP did amazing! He’s definitely the best I’ve seen so far.

[@asie5651]

What a treat!🤣🤣🤣🤣 I couldn’t stop laughing out loud the whole time 🤣🤣🤣 That lady in the front with her man represented all of us🤣🤣

[@ledgm108]

This was a solid set from beginning to end. Definitely looking for more of this guy

[@MarayaGavin5839]

CP NEVER EVER MISSES!!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 EVER‼️‼️‼️

[@skrillmatic9092]

Man that was hilarious!!! He is definitely one of my favorites right now

[@ayyaz.4864]

I'm watching this alone on my couch at 2AM but this guy gets a standing ovation from me, bravo 👏👏👏

[@ArgueWithTheMajority]

His greatest joke is that googling his name puts you on an FBI watchlist. Amazing set. 😂

[@dozhadeville444]

Watch this 4 times, its a Special! My dawg is Top 10 in the last 10 years

[@sosa2214]

Faxxx

[@K.S.Entertainment-Twan]

“She looked like a chess piece” 😂

[@rocketosborne3017]

on a scale from 1-10 on how good that was, that was like a 100 😂🤣🤣. Well done man! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾Well done

[@khiaratt]

"I'm on the waaaay" 🤣🤣🤣

[@denzelpeoples2223]

The musket 😂

[@yusuftutstone5586]

What A class act....BRAVO

[@skyheartsama]

8 minutes into roasting an amputee he says “ yall wanna hear some fucked up shit” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TumoOsupengIAMdmtII]

For a brief second it was the funniest part, then he continued and sent me straight to hell😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joejohnson9857]

It’s been a while since I watched a CP set… worth the wait! 😂 hilarious

[@wishiwasnthere-jd2we]

“On the way”😂😂😂

[@kojoyeboah7]

😂😂😂. Wanted to say how much I'm laughing but i can't see through the tears 😂😂😂. Absofknlutely hifcknlarious😂😂😂

[@andrescrux]

Men we gotta Musket 🤣🤣👌

[@rhyno9798]

I don't know maaaaan. CP headed fr GOAT status in my book, if he's not already there😂😂😂😂😂 If he just had more content, he'd definitely be my favorite. Never seen a bad set from him. ALWAYS SIDE BUSTING BANGERS FROM HIM😂😂😂

[@awolr]

Great show! Loved the physical comedy. Looking forward to seeing more of him

[@trevorking1021]

CP always be killing I!

[@terrencemurphy]

One of the best comics in the game right now.. ain’t even close 🏆

[@danielmazzucca]

just watched him perform in Denver the whole hour was this hilarious. 11/10

[@Nq-76o]

“CP re-enter rooms until ninjas notice him” 🤣🤣

[@nel_aya]

"Thank you God, watch this" 😂😂

[@Dirt_Yurp]

I’ve seen him so many times at the beginning of chocolate Sunday videos, nice to see him to standup

[@natru2dagame]

This was fn hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 i could literally picture the whole story as he's telling it like some movie. 👏 😂

[@cggoddard6181]

BCC IS CRAZYYY😭

[@guitarfox8316]

This guy is living on the thin line between absolutely unacceptable jokes and borderline questionable jokes and I approve

[@RelicDaOne]

😂

[@ZachariaYonis]

Finally CP on here, dude too funny man

[@arthursevergnini8533]

That last bit fucking killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@Zebra_Cakes]

Holy shitttt man. 😂 I laughed harder than I have in a long ass time. This guy had the best set. 😂

[@d.a.asesociety1773]

Why are you so fuggin funny!!!😂😂😂

[@terriblefarmer5918]

I'm mad that I laughed at those amputee jokes...but that ish was hilarious 😂

[@streetcamguy]

He low-key killed that 🔥😂

[@StanfordtheArtist]

Laughed out loud all through this vid. Watched it in the middle of the night, so I tried hard not to wake up my neighbours🤣🤣

[@googlemall3323]

Bro had me roooooollllin!!!!😂😂😂😭

[@musiqnlove]

Hilarious is an understatement! CP is a genius. A whole bag of mmm mmm!!! Bruh that took me out

[@sg_31black]

The street fighter joke got me 😂

[@renegadezradio]

CP is a beast 😂😂😂

[@SoldBySharone]

I had to tell my husband the new name for his sweat pants … LOL 😂