Amy Schumer- “Never Shake A Baby”- Full Special

Amy Schumer reflects on the beauty of Miami, advice she gave in college and her recent Facebook usage.
Original airdate: April 2, 2010
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[@petethompson721]

Comedy Central really had the bar set low with this one

[@Unbekannter_Blutegel]

Imma be honest i only chuckled once, but only to make fun of her for her catchphrase, "BuT uHmMmMmMm

[@PashaSystem]

She is FAB U LOUS … love love love her… so fucking talented and real and beautiful and wonderful.

[@noelhutchins7366]

I kept laughing; every time I see baby-faces in her knees

[@galacgacwatson3102]

This made me laugh more than the video

[@xOkRiSSiEbabie]

She's great 👍

[@justr6982]

Amy is more for blockading the food of babies

[@renamanvelova5200]

What’s that history stealer oh look who’s calling who a thief huh wonder why half of the Bible has Jewish history in it right

[@vilmariealcaraz]

When was this?

[@firstnamelastname4549]

You know youtube isn’t giving you the real comments when the top ones have -50 likes and there’s a reminder to be respectful

[@Sk-nb3yl]

She’s really good. Way way better than other overhyped comedians

[@alonso11h]

This version of Amy was simply AMAZING, perfect delivery, great writing, very well in touch with the crowd....i was a huge fan. i still am actually, just waiting for this phase of her to re-appear.

[@Mr.Ts_Gold_2Chainz]

Amy, you’re looking great! The work you put in on your healthy life style is commendable. Trying to form thoughts to burn calories…

[@AK-47-yall]

This special is like one of her first from a loooong time ago. This is not recent at all.

[@Mr.Ts_Gold_2Chainz]

@@AK-47-yallthat would make it two layers of funnier now. 😂

[@rachelthomas2027]

SHE LOOKS AMAZING!!! I LOOOOOVE ❤HER & listening this 2this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thepeterchannel3230]

Her special , "mostly sex stuff" (2016) is very funny.

[@tomalmow3814]

Girl, I love your spirit: keep it up as always ❤❤

[@lushrimbaughiii]

She was great then and only got funnier. Not sure what all the hate is about it's not like she’s Bert Kreischer 🤮

[@unfinishd_sentenc9179]

That's what I'm saying! If you don't like Amy Schumer, then don't watch her. The hate isn't doing anything other than making the people who are here to laugh upset.

[@EdH-vo8yr]

@@unfinishd_sentenc9179I’m glad it’s making you dummies upset. Stop supporting a joke thief who steals dead comedians jokes. Or grow a brain so you have the capacity to laugh at jokes that are actually clever and funny

[@dsmith9572]

She exposed her penis during a show. That was her, right?

[@tektako]

@@unfinishd_sentenc9179perhaps ppl dont know whether they like her or not until they’ve watched her? Didya think of THAT, genius? THEN if they don’t like her, they say so. Wtf does that have to do with YOU? Fancy being ‘upset’ that others don’t like what you like.

[@tomday1318]

She doesn't even take her shirt off.

[@angelahutzler2962]

❤❤❤

[@djoseph7178]

I like turtles 😊

[@GaryTolodziecki]

I❤ aim.

[@DarlaYHV444]

You can always base how much the fans liked it, if they did it will have about 10% likes of the views

[@billysgarden]

So witty 🎉❤ Thanks for sharing 😊

[@karransingh8002]

I enjoyed this.. tht asian joke killed

[@Mr.Ts_Gold_2Chainz]

I maybe missed that part. Where was the killer joke?

[@karransingh8002]

​@@Mr.Ts_Gold_2Chainz 8:20

[@jezd9787]

She doesn’t steal jokes. The People who says that she does are just haters. She is very funny and a great comedian.

[@johnandybitos6473]

dude the amount of jokes she stole is crazy. also everytime she steals a joke she also steals bad ones, as if it couldn't get dumber

[@bei6768]

She literally stole ellens joke and told it to her 😂 aint no way you defending her

[@Chrischrischris1996]

What’s with the trope that she steals jokes? She’s obviously talented and funny. She always has her own twist and stories in all her stand ups. She’s funny

[@lmc333]

She was very cute, still is, but back then very cute and funny

[@melissaroberson4010]

So much hate. Why not just stop watching. Do your parents even know you are watching this?

[@great6333]

Hilarious

[@mikefreaz]

Who actually finds this funny? Absolute cringe

[@isaacg2963]

It's very funny actually. Maybe you didn't get the jokes??

[@mikefreaz]

​@@isaacg2963 I just don't find her funny. She's cringy and I find the material to be stale. Also how is this a "special" when it's less than 30 minutes? Shortest "special" in the history of standup.

[@isaacg2963]

@mikefreaz well, your taste in comedy is different i guess. I enjoyed it. She was hilarious.

[@HyugaVault]

I went into this expecting it to be cringe. It wasn't that bad. I didn't laugh but I can definitely see why people like her comedy. I gotta say that this is probably the best routine I've seen of hers though

[@mikefreaz]

@HyugaVault "Her best routine" and you still didn't laugh. That's hilarious For me it just sounded like the same tired bit.

[@benjaminborderline]

I love her. So funny!!

[@jayjones2821]

Everyone who feels the need to excoriate her for supposedly stealing jokes: who died and made you the comedy ethics police?

[@user-ry8jf6fy4b]

I love Amy Schumer ❤!!

[@isaacg2963]

That was hilarious 😂

[@tomday1318]

Funny rude but great at it!

[@kathyfritz9962]

The hate in the comments is horrible

[@justr6982]

Almost as bad as the casualties in real life

[@kathyfritz9962]

@@justr6982 Really? Sometimes I am embarrassed to be an American

[@Mr.Ts_Gold_2Chainz]

I think the hate is warranted. It’s a special of recycled tropes with the not so funny Amy twist. Combine all her specials and it’s the same jokes recycled. 🥱

[@justr6982]

@@kathyfritz9962 feeling is mutual I'm never going to apologize for calling out those who have defended mass atrocity

[@iamnormal8648]

The hate comments are her style. From the beginning. But all the hate commenters are her biggest fans.

[@CH-gl7ed]

She was ahead of her time and underated she is one of the funniest comics ever

[@tomday1318]

Yes!

[@Peterson1451]

Dear God No!

[@Sprite1223]

Are these comments jokes?

[@goober13823]

i hope

[@petethompson721]

ikr like maybe amy hired them to say they liked her

[@spaggio]

Amy Schumer < Barndoor Schwab

[@hmmmjamz9348]

Ohhh thats why she is so big 0:54 I get it now

[@unfinishd_sentenc9179]

Wow...

[@Jody3moves]

U would never even have a chance bud

[@betarayhill4126]

Thought the same thing bro

[@davidbroadfoot1864]

The Chosen One lives at Palm Beach ... not Miami.

[@SunnyOne-kn7up]

It's not funny to joke about abortion - these are unborn babies. Unbelievable how callous she is about ending human life. No thanks.

[@renamanvelova5200]

This is hilarious I can’t see your horns

[@mimiduffy4762]

I love non-apologetic women

[@Cynthia-hl3ow]

How old is this?

[@peterchaloner2877]

Funny as a fistula.

[@loveydoveywomanH20]

gang gon be mad tht I think she’s funny

[@eos1309]

I hope the trolls know the comments boost her numbers

[@ctsvblk]

Only 39k views bud

[@nil666zxc]

This versión of her is actually kinda funny

[@BlackMartlet777]

I really miss her in her prime.

[@kaden56]

First time listener. Also last time listener. Jokes are meh and her delivery is super boring. Also she laughs at her jokes at the most annoying times.

[@unfinishd_sentenc9179]

at least it isn't Bert Kreischer

[@Mr.Ts_Gold_2Chainz]

Yeah, welcome to Amy. Also, mostly rehashed jokes of other comedians.

[@Mr.Ts_Gold_2Chainz]

@@unfinishd_sentenc9179at least Bert will take his shirt off to add something to his show.

[@isaacg2963]

I don't know what yall talking about. She is hilarious

[@ordinarryalien]

Boo! 🍅

[@sensorcato]

🍅!

[@artmichael5270]

She's funny. Stop all the bandwagon hate

[@maurawhelan3530]

If you don’t like her…easy. Don’t watch…

[@unfinishd_sentenc9179]

So true! All the hate does is make the people who are here to have fun upset

[@EdH-vo8yr]

@@unfinishd_sentenc9179is that you Amy? Why you cheerleading so hard for a joke thief who stole material from Patrice?

[@bigrudd9346]

No!

[@unfinishd_sentenc9179]

You seem lame. At least your dog is cute.

[@bigrudd9346]

@@unfinishd_sentenc9179 ty!

[@brianaguilar9782]

Just clicked in the video to dislike it. Kept the ads on while typing this and left immediately 💀🥴

[@meneergoedemiddag5008]

Same paused it to type this do

[@PapaCottonDCLXVI]

Same here. If I wanted to hear Patrice O’Neal jokes I’ll listen to him deliver them. Thanks anyway, Amy.

[@meneergoedemiddag5008]

@@PapaCottonDCLXVI i mis patrice we need to troll her in honour of him!

[@renamanvelova5200]

@@PapaCottonDCLXVIthese aren’t Patrice Oniel jokes do you have Any idea how different his jokes are you can’t translate that his jokes are raunchy womanizing and race related he’s not a master in how to be a bitch

[@renamanvelova5200]

Fill me in Blanch that’s all Patrice Oniel or the how to be a Jew joke

[@matthightower1570]

Why do they keep propping up this unfunny, joke stealing word-that-KZbin-hates (rhymes with hunt), when there are so many hilarious female comedians out there who actually perform their own material?

[@st33ldi9ital]

Amazing Amy... I'd put a ring on it.. a ring gag that is.

[@user-tm6hd2sc9d]

Her jokes are terrible I can’t stand it

[@cowboyquebecanimations3068]

So who's joke did this hack steal from this time

[@Jody3moves]

No one's, that's just a band wagon that smooth brains hop on to get attention on the internet lol

[@cowboyquebecanimations3068]

@Jody3moves not really she's stolen jokes and outright copied sketches verbatim

I will be honest with you, the hobo joke, I heard it first from Ali wong’s Netflix special. But I’m not even sure when is this Amy schumer’s from? But I’m thinking Ali’s had to be first, it’s been years since it was released.

[@cowboyquebecanimations3068]

There's also the clothing store skit, even used Ellen degeres jokes on her show

[@daavc7252]

Palestinians , as always

[@dyan785]

Eighty percent of the jokes killed and about twenty duds.

[@Mr.Ts_Gold_2Chainz]

I am also unable to math

[@yvettemartinez1341]

Hmm she has done better. But good try. 😅

[@sherkand7241]

12:55 pm ??? SHAKING A BABY!!??? VERY ANGRY THAT A JOKE COULD BE MADE UP ABOUT THE DEATHLY CONSEQUENCES OF SHAKING A BABY!

[@j.matthew3152]

Comedy Central should be ashamed of themselves for poting this person. dear KZbin, please block all Amy schumer videos, thanks. #disgusting

[@allenwilliams1376]

Sooo this started poorly, bye

[@allenwilliams1376]

Serious question. Does she actually make a living as a "comedian".

[@unfinishd_sentenc9179]

​@allenwilliams1376 she has a net worth of $45 million so yeah

[@roel.vinckens]

Is it in part two where she finally introduces the real comedians?

[@Neves1277]

I am completely understanding and respectful of the right for pro-choice, but treating termination and abortion like it's as casual as blowing your nose or taking a crap shtick gets stale. And saying horrible offensive things then adding , "no, but uh..." and chuckle doesn't make it funny after the fact. The whole audience is cringing at every word. Miss Piggy should have stayed on the Muppet Show.

[@meneergoedemiddag5008]

Why does she still make specials.... howmany jokes did she steal this time?

[@Jody3moves]

Would u like some ketchup with ur French cries

[@luiginb]

Hey Amy Schumer used to be funny, great routine

[@nabilnadifi5639]

Nope.

[@wompwomp338]

Ew.

[@Gummyboy_13]

this shits not funny

[@GwenActually]

can't support comics who are pro-genocide

[@jezd9787]

So don’t support H.amas comedians if there are any - because to hate on Jewish comedians because of their faith is just wrong.

[@nicholascottle8531]

The title is literally a stolen joke

[@Jody3moves]

From who

[@roel.vinckens]

​@@Jody3moves Jeselnik. Update: and Tosh. Honour will go where it's due. #toshshowfosho

[@Jody3moves]

@@roel.vinckens and jeselnik stole the entire idea for his TV show from Daniel tosh

[@roel.vinckens]

@@Jody3moves But he did the one thing that makes using the same subject material no problem at all: He turned it into his own truly original and hilarious bit.

[@Jody3moves]

@roel.vinckens I have to disagree and I think it's more common than u think in the comedy world for comedians to go off of other people's stuff. It's easy to hate on Amy when there's a band wagon of idiots on the internet who form the popular opinion

[@j0.ZEF-Who]

tryna steal content again huh - AMY

[@yvettemartinez1341]

I have been asked by 8 men that asked me to marry them. But I have said no to all of them, is there something wrong with me? I don’t have trouble finding men but jeez that’s horrible . I really need to meet the right person and finally get married but I’m scared 😢

[@EdH-vo8yr]

That is neither true or funny. Never happened

[@johnzimbo]

Any material written by her in this....or all stolen?

[@roel.vinckens]

But the bad timing and horrible delivery are all hers !

[@Tony-Madisson]

Tired material, lazy writing, pondering... why am I surprised 🤔🙃

[@angelo4689]

Normally you pay to watch stand up shows but to watch Amy? You should be the one getting paid. She started w/ with a lame sex joke. Jesus

[@Jody3moves]

What kind of joke do u think she should have started with lol

[@angelo4689]

@@Jody3moves Anything that's actually funny

[@Jody3moves]

@@angelo4689 sex jokes are unfunny to people who don't get any

[@angelo4689]

Now that's funny. As if written by Amy herself

[@budflow420]

First joke is about sex this sucks

[@unfinishd_sentenc9179]

You're not very fun... are you?

[@budflow420]

@unfinishd_sentenc9179 I mean, I could waste time on you, but I bet you the weird chick at parties

[@EdH-vo8yr]

@@budflow420I actually think this is an account made by Amy. She would be that petty and creepy.

[@budflow420]

@@EdH-vo8yr I wouldn't be surprised

[@statera3547]

Don't mind my view just stopping by to dislike

[@alisonmaclachlan3954]

Sounds like you live an exciting and fulfilling life.

[@statera3547]

@@alisonmaclachlan3954 Oof got my ass, thanks.

[@CortneeHodges-mz6uh]

@@statera3547My kinda guy

[@goober13823]

nah i like you bro, you seem like a funny guy

[@xenon6947]

Terrible jokes. Should leave stand up. Do something productive.

[@MagnusGalactusOG]

She used to look amazing. Shame what she has become.