ASMR Twin Alien Abduction and Full Examination | Is This Cow or No? 🐄👽| Tico, Sksk , TkTk, Shoop

[@AmyKayASMR]

Would any of y'all be interested in Not Cow merch???? I have some designs and I'm considering making it official 🤔😅❓

[@fluffymadness6624]

Yes!

[@hannahbanana2401]

Yes I would love some not cow merch!! Even though I can not afford it right now...Maybe soon though!!

[@blueblamkiss]

YASSSS NOT COW 🐮

[@AsherLogan129]

Totally!!!!! I’ve been wondering when you were gonna start your own merch!!!

[@VicePlaya]

YESS

[@mercury.sulfide]

I don't like the supervisor for doubting my pink alien friend. She's the best alien I've ever met and she deserves a promotion for pointing out a mistake of her coworker and being the only one who can tell that something's not right. Honestly, I really love this series and I can't wait to see more!

[@which_hanna--]

Same!!! I'm glad I'm not the only one!!

[@ronaleelopiga2927]

I will protect my pink alien friend with my life! I swear when the supervisor doubted her, I was SO ready to throw hands XD

[@branquelow]

The COWworker, you mean, right? Hahahahahaha

[@mercury.sulfide]

Holy COW, I didn't expect to see that many likes. I'm glad so many not-cows agree with me, haha

[@baddiegyal]

I read that as “cow-worker” 😂

[@joliecravy5513]

This is gradually gaslighting me into thinking I'm a cow, and I'm living for it

[@rebeccakemp4063]

Honestly though lol I'm so sleep deprived that I'm over here like, "maybe I am cow"

[@songpoetry1]

Yeah, I'm constantly breastfeeding and sleep-deprived. I'm too tired to think well and kind of feel like a cow anyways. Maybe this is all a dream and I've been a cow all along.

[@jilukas]

@@songpoetry1 I am so sorry but I’m sleep deprived too and I thought you meant that you were the one being breastfeed and I almost cried from laughing. Thank you for that no matter if you didn’t mean it that way

[@songpoetry1]

@@jilukas 😂

[@spoondirtmeow]

Gaslight Gatekeep Cowboss

[@xRCGxRockStar]

This has quickly become the best Asmr series of all time lol. Our character arc has changed from "cow" to "not cow" to "bag of flesh" lolol

[@idiotjake]

We have gone on quite a journey... for a meatbag

[@FinePowderDumpling]

I can’t wait for “This is not cow, this is Hooman”

[@Jamesguillet]

@@FinePowderDumpling definitely looking forward to becoming hooman 😂

[@michaelmoolick9419]

@@FinePowderDumpling She did say Hooman is silly.

[@ocean.m5642]

@@FinePowderDumpling hey can I get the sauce for you pfp

[@shinorising5028]

I hope the brood mother episode is just 30 seconds and it’s her walking in, looking us over and saying “Beeblebrux you idiot, this is a human”

[@ginathecookie]

honestly at this point as much as I love the series, I dont mind the length, I just need them to classify us as h00mun or something similar "intelligent native to earth species, similar to us. Earth's slime people." edit: eventually I mean I need it as a thing eventually xD

[@willandra]

spot on pretty much

[@danielcowan4901]

Sarah Kerrigan recognises her race

[@tangy.mp4300]

The fact my brain put jeremy Clarkson's voice over that statement makes it 10 times better

[@Lonesome_Pine1992]

@@tangy.mp4300 I heard it as James May, but it works either way

[@sebastianklein9322]

“Are you well?” “Not really” “I’ll take that as a yes” “Okay, fair”

[@softfroggy7561]

I thought she said hell🤣🤣🤣

[@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly]

@@softfroggy7561 that’s where I’m going

[@softfroggy7561]

@@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly oh shit🤣🤣

[@Deadlydog-sc9xe]

ONG

[@BlackHat-qf2bc]

@@softfroggy7561 same here

[@mamalilith3264]

Pink is trying their best to defend us and prove that we're not a cow. it's amazing. I absolutely love pink

[@draculura801]

Ive named “pink” Emily and “red” Ruby

[@willowscave2111]

@@draculura801 same

[@willowscave2111]

Imagine if that the We're there names though

[@mamalilith3264]

Oh how cool

[@starry_notwokeanymore5205]

nice pfp

[@thenorthernfoe9371]

I'm impressed that this "not-cow" is still alive with only the jelly as its sustenance. I'm enthusiastic to meet the brood mother. Great video, Ma'am!

[@BlueStorm51]

Facts

[@tgbluewolf]

We're eating peanut butter and crackers, apparently... Same here, I bet she'll be in the next video!

[@marcosvg0843]

The advantages of being Venezuelan

[@crustyrat2670]

Yep 😂

[@RebornVengeancex]

jelly is a delicious

[@cherry_blossom5372]

'We meet once again not cow' This made me so happy. I need to get a life. I'm very emotionally attached to this series.

[@youraveragewallflower6885]

Same

[@AsherLogan129]

No kidding

[@maskedasmr2156]

Yeah, I don’t know why my shaky sense of self means I am so so attached to being not-cow. But I am

[@Im_Him.]

We all are

[@youraveragewallflower6885]

@@maskedasmr2156 mhm

[@meredithmorgan3491]

I love how “baby cow” is her logic for everything. I’m here for it! 😂❤️

[@xXxM0nzt3r_V0m1TxXx]

“Not cow make other sound, see?” *staring and waiting* Me, panicking: I-I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends

[@amysaysbye]

why did this take me out 😂

[@lilcdit9180]

One of the best comments I've ever seen 😂

[@Angiesunshine13]

both of them: 👁👄👁wtf

[@mollybrown8039]

BAHAHAHAHA

[@Cpt_Spear]

I just screamed for the other sound

[@oscollective]

I'm convinced that the "cow" category for these aliens includes horses, giraffes, deer, zebras...anything even remotely bovine is cow.

[@ereynolds72]

These aliens know all the animals on earth. Cow, fish, bird, lizard, frog, bug, dog, cat and not cow

[@alext7222]

Has me wondering how many other Not Cows theyve abducted…

[@ahoyhere8113]

the category you’re looking for is “ungulates”

[@kennedy8790]

I mean, assuming we are humans I think the category would be all mammals at this point, lol

[@toaster_strudels9795]

That would explain that they think does make other sounds

[@idk-ht7os]

Alien: This is not-cow. Me: I can understand the confusion. *Wearing cow onesie*

[@maskedasmr2156]

COWCEPTION 🐄

[@bellcranel377]

This is canon and you cannot change my mind

[@paperrebellion]

I have cow pajama pants and I think I forgot this wasn't a universal human experience because I assumed the alien buddy saw us dressed in cow print and...... this series is even better upon suddenly realizing not everyone has cow jammies and we were probably just abducted looking like a normal human-

[@slayahm4ster]

When that homeless man screamed at me saying not to wear them or I'd be abducted I laughed at him.

[@bigred35471]

This is a cownundrum

[@therealpatagonianpancakes]

Amy: hello again not-cow Me: I prefer the term "cown't"

[@Poeticvoid]

Cown’t 😂😂

[@Robin_Goodfellow]

This is monstrous and I love it

[@TheGameRazorOffical]

That’s it, that’s the name. Not human... *C O W N ‘T*

[@skye_therandom2.048]

.Anti-cow. :)

[@undereducatedvoter8812]

does chocolate not-milk come from cown't choculas?

[@han05426]

I adore pink like she’s so sweet 😊 I was literally shocked when I mooed when the supervisor said “cow say moo” - pink’s face made me feel so bad for her ❤️💔 Ps love this series so much 🥰

[@absurdist5134]

"both ends make sounds" Omg, too funny. I adore this series. I'm just saying, if we ever get put back, I hope the next episode starts, "Beeblebrox? This is not cow again?"

[@RoryyToyy]

I was looking for this comment😭

[@sepiaswirl]

“We meet again, not cow.” I would die for Pink. I don’t know if she officially has a name yet but I consider myself adopted by her she is adorable I love her 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Amy this series is genuinely so good, the sounds are A++ and your acting is fantastic as always. I really hope there will be many more moments with our lovely caretaker 💕💕

[@bellcranel377]

I’ve been calling her “not cow enthusiast” this whole time

[@igorcalixtodasilva56]

@@bellcranel377 Average "not cow" enjoyer

[@bellcranel377]

@@igorcalixtodasilva56 this was almost what I was gonna comment so I’m glad someone said it 😩

[@vjp6025]

Same

[@neptunicdolphin2340]

Pink is my comfort character.

[@DarkShadows713]

"It could stand on four hooves. It chooses not to." Actually its back and knees would hurt if it stood on four hooves so it can't really do that. But then again its back and knees hurt anyway, because they actually are not designed for standing on two hooves either.

[@canadian4421]

Moral or the story: we are not designed to stand

[@reg6959]

@@canadian4421 monke

[@blankblank2x]

@@canadian4421 yeah we're actually ment to walk a little more leaned over with support of our hands like monkeys. But with small adaptations and evolutions over time our body can't handle that anymore either. So basically our bodies aren't made for walking at all anymore.

[@impressed4072]

@@blankblank2x so we just f'ed ourselves over by choosing to walk completely upright? Shit.

[@poggy2904]

@@impressed4072 we must return to monkey

[@emilychaix8048]

The amount of joy I felt when she said “I am sorry, not cow” I need not cow merch! I’m emotionally attached to this tingly series😂

[@tinydancer6869]

WE NEED MERCH!!!

[@desk_fairy]

Yes

[@LeahTheDevil]

I demand this merch happening!!

[@kaigriffin2791]

merch AND a fandom, i need art. now.

[@depressi_stressi4211]

​@@tinydancer6869 😅

[@kam3186]

It would be funny if Brood Mother knew that we are human and is just finding it funny that the others don’t know

[@williamatlas6916]

This entire video has- “A man is a featherless biped” (plucked chicken) “Behold, a man!” -energy

[@williamatlas6916]

Oh my god “are you a chicken” video just dropped

[@dionist6055]

The "not-cow" cinematic universe continues to expand😎🌌

[@VeraExora]

Love the deduction process. "Not Cow say Moo, but also other noises" "It say Moo, it is Cow"

[@andrewpreece4871]

As Peanut would say, "if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it's a duck. "

[@andrewpreece4871]

To continue what Peanut would say,"might f*cking quack".Peanut's words, not mine.

[@rainbowracoon3055]

Logic at its finest

[@ItsAustin18]

“Both ends make noises”😂

[@B_bang22]

Either our character is mute and can't talk, is a absolute troll and just goes along with it or they are tired of earth and is just trying to stay on the ship

[@miapolanco2575]

I’m thinking maybe our character is a kid and is just super confused and scared

[@Ditchedd]

I like to believe it’s both 2 and 3

[@nightmarearsonist5207]

Maybe we only understand moo so we repeat it in a questioning way

[@keplerscat28]

I honestly thought we might be sedated, but I guess then we wouldn't be able to say moo or follow the light? Or maybe we are high and really relaxed lol

[@Sapphster007]

@@nightmarearsonist5207 “mooOo???” i can’t stop imagining it now

[@kakdibombom]

I like that they are continually giving the cow the most fascinating and convoluted life cycle rather than just going "Yeah we did a derp."

[@mogsy1313]

the fact the aliens get so much joy out of making us follow the light greatly amuses me, it’s so fun seeing them get so excited

[@juliotizon8039]

- Amy Kay: Is this cow or no? - Doja Cat: *Laugh nervously*

[@vanillerygarden]

Best comment!!!!

[@neveyya]

also doja: mooo!

[@serotonin5852]

I almost choked on this damn ham sandwich

[@fighterjoe22]

I can't believe this went over my head. LoL brilliant joke tho.

[@been_yay]

Doja again: Bish, I'm a cow, bish I'm a cow! 🐄🐮

[@batalasasmr]

wow amy! this is my first time seeing this series & i am in love 😭😭 it’s such a different and creative series. i have been missing out! 🔥🔥

[@AmyKayASMR]

Batala!! Thank you so much for watching 😭!! Your comment really made my day!! 😊❤

[@crustyrat2670]

I love this series as well!! 😅

[@daniellegreen4982]

You definitely have!

[@Kazatron10000]

Yassss my fav watches my other favs I love it!!! If you two collabed I would los my mind!!!

[@GreyDoesVidz]

SINCE WHEN IS BATALA HERE OMG

[@JustKrin]

I can't explain how great this series is. Not it became Amy's most popular video but it also is excellent in terms of the tingles it gives me. Usually I lost them in my third or forth viewing but from the two videos that still hasn't happened yet. It's absolutely amazing and incredibly well done

[@TripleKrabbySupreme]

super hype to meet a character who understands human language instead of just cow

[@haleyjenkins3973]

I'm always amazed by the editing on these videos, especially when characters move in and out of frame and interact. Like damn the planning, how much time this must've taken to script and time... It's perfect!!! I love this addition to the series

[@AlasYouCantDoThat]

How this species achieved space travel will remain one of the great mysteries of Amy's stories.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Can build ship, cannot identify cow

[@carrie9716]

Some other species must be using these guys for grunt work like cow abduction. The ship is on autopilot I guess….cheap labor, if you overlook the mistakes 😂

[@LightingtheDraghog]

NOT COW SERIES CONTINUES IM SO EXCITED Being called a “Toasty” and “Peanut Butter” made me giggle

[@griffin5g529]

Kinda Weird

[@RKX17]

Yeah, but now all of our good food has been eaten and we'll have to eat space food xD

[@Vigilante915]

Never before have I been happier to be a "Not Cow". Wonderful work, Amy! I love that this entire series gets me so relaxed and makes me tingle.

[@Tko_forever]

I absolutely love your alien character . She gives me so much comfort even though she barely knows anything about us "not cow" and i would love a full series with this character 🩷🩷🩷

[@eiIlenn]

28:34 " Cow say moo", hearing Amy say 'moo' will always be super cute to hear. Your voice for this character sounds extra soothing 😊

[@cloud8317]

I like how progressively weird these are getting. Also really like the ambient noise, it's legit relaxing.

[@jadetheace]

Aha, not only is it a part 3, but it’s also a twin video no less! Brilliant, just pure brilliance✨

[@chelseaprincess2933]

Jade l love your comment

[@jadetheace]

@@chelseaprincess2933 thank you Chelsea :)

[@AsherLogan129]

Me too

[@jadetheace]

@@AsherLogan129 thank you Asher :D

[@chelseaprincess2933]

@@jadetheace moo moo this video should check my comments mine are hilarious Jade

[@FrostBeauty]

Pink is really sweet ♥️♥️ I also love how they act excited when they tried our eyes sensitivity. I hope it will become a long serie because I love it! Bravo for the editing it’s incredible.

[@FelipeBenavidesLeon]

It's amazing all the hard work necessary to pull off a video so well created. All the video sequences, the sound editing, oh my God. Excellent work, Amy. You are the best.

[@anoukthomas2470]

Being referred to as a “cow” is for once not an insult but actually very relaxing 😌

[@TyraziumGod]

@Rach I beg to differ! I think you mean "Bag of Flesh" :P

[@captaindanecrazychannel646]

Shut up cow lol

[@QuaestorValdemar]

I've never been as attached to some kind of ASMR storyline since the knight series was made by another great person. Not-Cow is literally the best kind of mindset I could fall asleep in- I never get any nightmares when I watch these

[@rowanellis6308]

What series are you talking about?

[@leongotget4157]

Jimchi?

[@sepiaswirl]

Gotta be Jim's

[@QuaestorValdemar]

@@sepiaswirl yeah, it's his

[@fableshearth2457]

I am reminded by us mooing for the supervisor that we literally just go along with the cow thing even though we are not-cow and I love it.

[@dull_demon4717]

Love the combination of triggers in the ear & hair sections, not so much for tingles as i dont get those often, but because of how calming/relaxing those in particular are to me

[@InstantSG]

I absolutely love this series. I legitimately hope for this to be extended because the humor is very unique and Self-aware. Thanks for the excellent content. :)

[@calkhan8214]

Now I'm curious on how "not-cow" got into the situation they are in. A prequel maybe? Maybe also meeting Beeblebrox 😁

[@magicbeefy85]

well this is the 3rd part so, in a sense, there are two prequels

[@michaelpetrowski7138]

Farmer we spend too much time in pastures

[@jaboi7709]

@@magicbeefy85 that's not how that works

[@RKX17]

I would love to meet Beeblebrox and find out what he decided to name us xD

[@harusenpai1080]

Amy/pink: Hello not-cow Me: *drops everything I'm doing and holds my towel tightly* mine you can't have it

[@TheRealQuinten]

I just found out that there is an entire planet of Amys and they all think I’m a cow… I don’t know if I’m flattered or insulted but I’m still happy

[@scribbleseclipse7429]

I love this series, I have trouble falling asleep, and 9/10 im out like a light before it hits 30 min. I find the pink alien lady very calming. I would really like to see the storyline progress.

[@rainbowracoon3055]

"Are you well?" Well I haven't eaten in a few days but that's normal, so yeah. I FEEL GREAT

[@nyphidia]

It is so good to continue the story of not cow. This series has really helped me with my insomnia, thank you so much for your amazing work Amy!

[@eiIlenn]

01:06 " I speak cow", love the alien cow language 😂😂👍The humor in your video is always excellent.

[@Quinmcgaming]

Day 24: They still think Im a cow on this alien ship. Gelatin was pretty delicious today, but I had to meet the Alien supervisor.. Note to self: Don’t wear black and white at night in las vegas

[@tofinilith_]

💀

[@thebloodyside4723]

Red: I believe this is cow Pink: this is not cow Me: I literally look like you without some features

[@Undeadking69]

So clean and smooth you can't tell that it's a split down the middle it's perfect

[@vanillerygarden]

Somehow this gives me Kafka vibes. How the supervisor will only see what she wants to see. How apologetic the initial lab worker is…. Very much like the protagonists in a Kafka book.

[@user-wh3vj3vo2j]

In which one tho? I'm starting to read Kafka and looking for another books

[@vanillerygarden]

@@user-wh3vj3vo2j Basically all of them. If you really wanna be disappointed, go read his diaries. He was an asshole, pretty much. Living at the cost if his parents, always complaining, looking at women like a piece of meat.

[@elid2975]

This comment made me really confused because I just started reading a book and it’s main character is named kafaka lol

[@directorjake]

Always impressed by the twin videos because I can't imagine how much editing it takes. Good job!

[@jeremyfrost2636]

You can tell a lot of work went into the videos in this series, but this one's a little extra with the twin thing. You're absolutely right.

[@zirrnorseman8068]

Even the shadows look correct! So much editing I love it

[@TyraziumGod]

My ADD loves to try and ruin it, as if you pay attention you can see where the screen splits and when the split disappears. Another things is sometimes you can see her sweater hit the split line and turn white as screen glitches. THESE ARE NOT COMPLAINTS, merely observations from my Dumbass Brain that can't stop analyzing the amazing editing! Which it is very good editing, you blended the clips very well and I absolutely love it, the only thing I don't like is how much Supervisor doubts the Pink One! But no complaints from a video standpoint, another great video to fall asleep to!

[@Haley783]

I’m new to her channel… not me thinking this whole time she actually had a twin 😂

[@Kn1feShift]

"Beeblebrox say cow, so cow." SO YOU BELIEVE BEEBLEBROX OVER OUR FRIEND? *HOW DARE YOU*

[@FlorianRasputin]

Traitor!

[@andrewpreece4871]

"Beeblebrox say cow,so cow" HOW DARE YOU!!!! I AM NOT COW!!!!

[@Jinxed_taboo]

1:48 "both ends make sounds" SOBBING?? I WAS FALLING ASLEEP-

[@bm230199]

I felt SO protective over our pink alien friend during the whole of this, I was ready to fight the supervisor for her I swear 😂😂

[@Tylee20]

I am way too emotionally invested in finding out if I am indeed cow

[@tgbluewolf]

"get close and look at the color of the cow's eye and the lack of brown..." me, with brown eyes: *frantically runs and checks eyes in mirror*

[@skye_therandom2.048]

🤚🏼

[@ijornhribrudkrvir]

Yeah but your eyes aren't nearly all filled with colour, like a lot of animals. They could always mean less brown, more white

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

We got ourself cow here boys, beam her up

[@desk_fairy]

Lol

[@papa.scabby]

@@ijornhribrudkrvir nah fam it mean eyes are missing. We got two holes in we head

[@kenzie2987]

I would pay money to keep this character in a recurring series forever, i love her 😂

[@kellytyson2156]

This series is so soothing.

[@Vania1669]

Ok, for the last time Ms. Alien, i only eat an earthly matter known as "Chicken Nuggets" and "Pizza". If i dont get these, i will complain to Brood Mother.

[@ASMRMusings]

35:30 "I assume it is cow but there's too many reasons why it could not be cow. My guess is mutant *baby* cow" 😂😂 You just had to throw in "baby" in that evaluation to put us over the edge. So funny! I loooove these. So creative with tingles abound. Thanks, Amy!!

[@KokichiOuma-l4j]

I was legit like "Oi I know I'm short but come on I'm an adult-)

[@markanthony5846]

I hope Brood mother notices that “not cow” is actually not a cow

[@alexbenavidez4500]

How did this so quickly become my favourite ASMR series. This is starting to rank higher than my favourite robot repair roleplays It's hard to describe the tonality and specific clinical, yet still empathetic nurturing attention that I really love. That can make it hard to find videos with that particular approach and attitude Best kind of personal attention roleplay where you're treated and cared for like some kind wounded animal by a gentle expert/professional in whatever species or thing you are

[@maia7436]

This is even funnier to me because I'm Brazilian and in Portuguese, "cow" is translated to a word that can also be used as an insult. So, in a way, my mind was translating their debate and their question as if they were deciding to insult me or not. 😂 Either way, amazing videos from this series. I love it! So tingly and so funny! 🤣

[@gameman3981]

Kind-of the same here, except with the word "Goat." in my language which is yet funnier to me because "GOAT." is an acronym for "Greatest of all time." in English. That actually reminds me of the fact that a song-version of the melody "Hopes and Dreams." from the mere so-called simply game "Undertale." done in my language has a part of the lyrics that translates to "I've become myself, a goat again." which basically got people to write comments like "HAHA, that's funny lol." (while including that part of the lyrics in their comments) in the comments-section of it over here on KZbin.

[@katangel115]

Bruh, this supervisor better step off our ALIEN, THEY'RE DOING THEIR BEST

[@bellcranel377]

Not cow is ready to exterminate all bullies to our alien.

[@redblueblur4271]

I like to imagine that with everything else going on on Earth in 2021, these poor aliens are in the background trying to figure out what is and is not cow

[@maxgoldstein6309]

This series has absolutely no reason to be so good, but it is!

[@TinglesmithASMR]

Creative, funny and somehow remarkably believable, I don't know how you do it :)

[@AmyKayASMR]

Thank you so much for watching!! :)))

[@ichigokurosaki3703]

You know it's good asmr when the tingles make pressure build up in your head

[@belsytalks]

I love how this is "canonically" inside of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy universe dkndjsbsjs

[@fraserking4747]

Well, at least we’ve established I am not a cow. If we can convince them that I am in fact a real man and that we can go skateboards, then we’re in business.

[@katangel115]

Oh my god you did not just ahhhhhhh now I have that video in my head

[@jeremyfrost2636]

@@katangel115 Meow meow I'm a cow, I said meow meow I'm a cow.

[@katangel115]

@@jeremyfrost2636 BREP BEEP IMMA SHEEP I SAID BEEP BEEP IM A SHEEP

[@ShadowGod753]

@@katangel115 I like trains

[@katangel115]

@@ShadowGod753 I'm gonna be tormented now aren't I? Now i have that clip of the guy saying it in my head, thank you very m u c h

[@Rikarwb]

Schrodinger's cow, cow and not-cow at the same time

[@AmyKayASMR]

Haha!!

[@Moonzokast]

This series is becoming a favorite of mine, I can't wait to see episode 4!

[@havinghehs]

I don’t know what it is about this series that I like so much but all of these “not cow” videos are so soothing and I keep coming back to them!

[@Squidlydee]

This almost feels like 2 kind of high aliens examining you because someone else picked you up as a joke, just to mess with their friends.

[@ahoyhere8113]

love this series for so many reasons but one that’s special to this one is there are almost no questions! “passive” asmr is extra relaxing. loved the alien convos!

[@loveshaneforever]

This is by far the most anticipated ASMR series I have witnessed and I’m LIVING for every update

[@rabbitorgans]

This makes me so happy

[@laceybrown1302]

I cannot WAIT for when we finally meet brood mother! These not cow videos on your channel are my absolute favs to sleep to!!

[@frusteratedninja14]

I would love Not Cow merch, so long that the series goes on for many years.

[@MrNoah84]

Yesssss she's back! Not-Cow series has made my day! Moo. I mean yay! 😂

[@CharlieFlood913]

I actually hated ASMR, and then randomly I found a video... Idk what it is but you have changed my mind. My anxiety listening to these is insanely low, thank you for good content! "I assure you this bag of flesh is not cow.." xD

[@kingcandle3955]

i love this not cow mini series it's amazing and should continue, though throughout the entire video they keep both getting really close to the camera and start asking questions and i find it super funny

[@tinydancer6869]

I had fallen so in love with being not-cow that the child in me started to cry at being called cow. I wanted to cling to the original, blond alien and curl up into her arms and hide from the twin.

[@TwoFaded1]

Sign here to keep the not-cow series alive.

[@OMGWTFBBQRLY]

In which Amy interrupts Amy as Amy explains to Amy that Not-Cow is not cow.

[@Stoneybear1]

Mu

[@Chris-ln6no]

Hmm yes..

[@nina.smemories]

I love the fact that they are aliens that can abduce a cow and take them to their space ship but have absolutely no clue that they are others species on earth hahahahaha Love the video Amy!!! ❤️

[@myrayoungbear1596]

Idk why but I love when they talk over eachother-

[@acreature5710]

I like to imagine we are just kinda standing there in our pjs in a line with other cows, just vibeing as they try to figure out if we are cow or not

[@nikki.s.r.]

Aliens: terrestial cows eat flora (grass), not fauna (meat) 😄. But excellent video!

[@AmyKayASMR]

Lool dang it

[@reaper5491]

Terrestial cows? That implies the existence of space cows hahaha

[@jeremyfrost2636]

@@reaper5491 Those are called nerfs.

[@nikki.s.r.]

@@reaper5491 Terrestial cows, so the aliens will understand I'm not talking about Space cows, that live on Chasca...

[@chilllife8817]

@@reaper5491 there must be space cows sense there are space cowboys

[@MoonLightPhoenixLove]

Omg I hit the like button so hard! This alien abduction series is pure awesomeness!!!! Mooo! I mean, thank you Amy for all your hard work! :-)

[@PrMultivers]

I'm waiting for the theory that we are a featherless bird!

[@jessalynkrenicki1431]

Behold! A not-cow!

[@patricialong5767]

This video cracks me up, every single I listen to/watch it! haha!

[@erikabezik-moore4765]

I've watched this so many times and have just realised that the reason we were taken and why they're so confused is because our skin has patches on it!! We have vitiligo and therefore, to them, our skin actually looks like a cow!!

[@andrewmallon6515]

Which pretty much makes the entire experience a very long, and slightly amusing, microagression

[@redlikeroses1062]

I audibly gasped when I saw it pop up in my notifications. I love this series so much!!!