An alien dresses like Michael Jackson and bangs chicks | So Bad It's Good

[@johnsensebe3153]

Alien #3 was doing an extraordinarily bad Peter Lorre, a la _The Maltese Falcon,_ not Gilbert Gottfried. That movie is probably all Viktor knows about private eyes. I'm surprised there's no Sydney Greenstreet to go with him.

[@MaybeTodaySatan]

I just came here to say the same thing! You beat me by 3 mins lol

[@MaybeTodaySatan]

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[@JasonBrant]

I didn't pick up on that at all, but you're so right.

[@DonKrouskop-qy8hb]

​@@MaybeTodaySatan Me, too.

[@TrashWerewolf]

Came here to point out the same thing. You beat me to it, you magnificent bustard! 😃

[@EmlynBoyle]

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth alien detective!

[@JasonBrant]

Hah, well done.

[@AnikMonette]

I cannot unhear that!

[@coleamster9837]

E.T are you ok, are you ok E.T.?

[@kellyweingart3692]

lol

[@kellyweingart3692]

🎵The Alien girl is mine🎵

[@1massboy]

1:10 the man walks with an air of confidence rarely see in this day of age.

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@Ildar_Bulatov]

He doesn't walk, he glides 😂

[@Smokie_666]

He slides... as in electric slide

[@jerryfelitios8398]

Seagal rarely walks in the first place, 95% of his life is spent sitting or leaning on an object.

[@marshaljedcooper7402]

@@Smokie_666 its called a moon walk

[@stonecoldku4161]

0:57 To paraphrase Wash from Firefly. "A man walks down the street in that outfit you know he's not afraid of anything."

[@JasonBrant]

Haha, for real.

[@MichaelRainey]

Pretty cunning.

[@limlaith]

Hahaha!

[@stonecoldku4161]

4:40 They went for the Indiana Jones gag where a guy does a bunch of trikes with a sword (knife) in this case, and he was just going to shoot him. The music was even similar. 🤣

[@JasonBrant]

This movie was ripping off something else? No way.

[@jackflash8218]

@@JasonBrant I swear, at the end showdown, I thought Meth-head Kevin Sorbo was going to spit his poison load in Elf Pimp's eyes, causing him to have to fight like Van Damme did against Chong Li. Missed opportunity. 😢😭

[@knowEyeDeer]

I noticed the exact same thing, I couldn't believe nobody started humming the Indiana Jones theme. I certainly was.

[@trollmaster6994]

They even used simmiliar music whan he was gonna grab gun.

[@chuckn4851]

I love how many times "that line" from Elves has been able to be shoehorned into episodes 🤣

[@akuma6446]

This was fuelled by 100% pure Escobar nose candy.

[@JasonBrant]

That's the only thing that makes sense.

[@JCIce007]

​@@JasonBrantit would explain the guy having one long nail on each hand.

[@AnikMonette]

I have 6 or 7 cans of 7% poppers in my body with a skipped meal and I see nothing wrong with this movie! Although I'm surprised to be still conscious at all...😂

[@maxbrandt6]

Yep!

[@stonecoldku4161]

"What are you?" "I'm an alien." He's honest.

[@JasonBrant]

He didn't mince words.

[@Smokie_666]

Aliens never learned to lie

[@chuckn4851]

Invincible before Invincible.

[@adepja]

Elflien

[@DonKrouskop-qy8hb]

"Don't give him your ass!" 😂😂😂😂 I may never recover.

[@JasonBrant]

🤣🤣

[@JCIce007]

That is the first thing they teach you in MMA classes.

[@jackflash8218]

@@JCIce007 Not if the class is taught by Joshua Fabia. That's the *first* thing he teaches.

[@limlaith]

"Is she reading her lines phonetically?" is the absolute best and most unappreciated burn. I can't decide which is more outrageous - the costumes or Lemro's hair. And that Peter Lorre impersonation is _amazing._

[@waynesmiley2207]

I couldn't stop laughing when Erin couldn't stop laughing while Brian was searching his bag and Jason had the "Crack Shield" up 🤣

[@stonecoldku4161]

"Crackhead Freddie Mercury!" "He's shooting in the wrong direction though." He's shooting at the crack induced hallucinations.

[@vilefly]

768 cobras........zero hesitation. He's...........in the zone!

[@jackflash8218]

That guy was amazing! For me, every millisecond he was on screen was MAGIC!!

[@treadstone1138]

Oh my god that was one of the best ones yet. The fact that Erin went FULL tea kettle because of Brian and not because the movie just makes it even more special. And I love the fact that Erin is this fountaon of just random knowledge, it just makes her so much more endearing. But holy crap I need to have my daughter watch this one because she will literally freak out over the outfits. The main guy looks like Richard Grieco from Wish. Lol. But I haven't laughed out loud like this in a long time. Another great vid. Stay gold, you guys!

[@twentyrothmans7308]

19:56 "I'll give you some stuff to help your hair stand up better." This is why we watch SBIG.

[@Jude30]

Kilgore like the trout killed me. I appreciate the Vonnegut joke.

[@langleymneely]

Erin would be the most cut throat Crime Lord of all time! Ruthless, cunning, but ALWAYS a friend to animals! Pinky rings included!

[@Psyrus88]

When the antagonist started praying to the image of Hitler, I laughed so hard that I burst a capillary in my eye. Thanks, Brants & Co.

[@TheRandoMario]

The phrase "Hitler up" is going to be living in head for a loooooong time.

[@JasonBrant]

He was powered by the Fuhrer.

[@jculver1674]

I did Nazi that one coming.

[@Smokie_666]

@@jculver1674 I almost spit out my drink when reading this.. well done!

[@CalamityCain]

@@JasonBrant The badguys need to market this, it needs to be their designer drug: Führer Fuel!

[@macrosense]

Forget the script. These girls can’t read

[@karlpeter3909]

4:40 woah -was that a reference to Raiders of the lost ark? Bad guy showing of with his blade and good guys just pulls a gun (albeit interrupted here). The score even plays a few notes from Raiders.

[@bryanchalker]

I love the Indiana Jones music cue when the butterfly knife came at him in the club and he was reaching for his gun. 👍

[@vasari9198]

Erin really spots the little details - she has the eyes of a hawk who hates rubbish films but is forced to watch them by her husband.

[@csmadisun]

The lead actor is not Viktor, it's Nicholas Hill (although he went by Nikki Fastinetti in this film), who you've never heard of because he's one of a thousand wannabe actors from the time. The film was shot under the name "Lemro, Private Eye" and was ready to be released in 1987, but didn't actually came out until 1989 for some reason. Viktor (aka Vik Rubenfeld) does have one other claim to fame - he created the TV show Early Edition, where a guy gets tomorrow's newspaper today and uses it to stop crimes and stuff. It ran for four seasons and actually won awards, so... yeah!

[@JasonBrant]

I remember Early Edition from when I was a kid. Need to check that out again, see how it holds up.

[@csmadisun]

I checked out the first episode after RedLetterMedia covered Alien Private Eye and brought the show up. It's a pretty charming little show, from what I watched, but I can imagine it would get old after maybe a dozen episodes - so it's impressive they got 90 out of it!

[@hexum7]

This one knows too much

[@CalamityCain]

Hey, that's damn good info, thank you so much! Early Edition sounds like a fantastic concept and I like trash. Here's hoping, it ain't boring - I think I'll give it a shot 🙂

[@missmoanypants]

My mom used to watch that show.

[@K13R0NI3O6]

wow! "Was a member of the Olympic Boxing Team in the eighties. Also has a black belt in Karate and is skilled in Judo, Vale Tude and Muay Thai. Ultimately won various tournaments and became a world welterweight champion fighter." wasn't expecting that with the hobbling lol

[@thanatoast4389]

Ah yes, the Vale Tudo style of martial arts!

[@davidlionheart2438]

Nicholas "Nico The Dragon" Hill, former actor and actual martial artist, who plays Lemro kicked a 15 year meth addiction.......then became a born again rapper, wrote an inspirational book about how God spoke...directly...to him, and founded "God's Soldiers Ministries". Gee, I'm glad there was no residual brain damage or anything from a decade and a half on the pipe😐

[@JonathanGonzalez-lw4ie]

The curly haired alien with the weird voice reminds me of Ren from Ren and Stimpy. Dudes got the space madness! Also the elves, Railsback, Freddy Mercury comments where hilarious.

[@BGNOLA]

He's doing Peter Lorre, who Ren was also based on

[@benjohnson4810]

@@BGNOLA I knew it had to be Peter Lorre, whom i am only really familiar with because of a Looney Tunes cartoon. The one where Bugs Bunny is a waiter and Humphrey Bogart wants a cooked rabbit or something for "baby" (Lauren Bacall).

[@franciscobrisolladeoliveir9596]

Glad more people are talking about this movie, first heard of it from RLM. Legit a treat to watch due to how absurdly 80s it is and the charisma of Lemroe's actor just makes it a great Sunday afternoon flick to watch with friends

[@JasonBrant]

Definitely a movie more people need to know about.

[@jackflash8218]

Instantly went on my short-list of all-time favorite guilty pleasures! SO BAD, IT'S GOOD, BABY!!! 🤘😎🤘

[@stanacondasv]

"This house is clear" reference can't go unnoticed.

[@jackflash8218]

ZELDA!!!

[@Fardawg]

4:39 You seemed to have missed the Indiana Jones joke referencing Jones shooting the guy with the sword in Raiders. They even started to play the music before he gets grabbed from behind.

[@AJWest2]

I scrolled way too far for this! Glad it wasn't just me 😁😂

[@rahulmenon4357]

Director: You guys are aliens Rest of actors: Ok Suit man: Mui bien muchachos! Nachos tacos!

[@jackflash8218]

You posted this on Cinco de Mayo... well played! 👍🏼😆👍🏼

[@Agent57000DM]

1:54 - It's voice actor Robert Axelrod, who voiced Lord Zedd in the Power Rangers.

[@josephcecil1917]

Also did some stuff with Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Good Job.

[@Vaporvice84]

@6:00 "Pearl's coming off!!" That's ok, there'll be another pearl necklance soon enough.

[@chrisguenther4292]

Congrats on 100k! The “scarf guy” in this movie also was the bartender in the Italian restaurant in Death Wish 4. I love how a lot of these actors run in the same bad movie circle.

[@Humongous420]

13:03 That awesome moment when you instinctively go HUFFFFAUUFFFAAA HUFFFFAUUFAAAAA at the same time Jason does durring a bad movie 😂 👽 🐈

[@JasonBrant]

Uninvited is amazing.

[@jackflash8218]

😆😆😂😂👍🏼👏👏👏👏👏 Good ol' George Kennedy!

[@Humongous420]

@jackflash8218 a true legend. I love that guy in The Naked Gun series

[@Humongous420]

@@JasonBrant that HUFFFAAAFFFUUUFFFA HUUUFFFFFUUUFFFFFA moment alone sold me on that movie

[@jackflash8218]

@@Humongous420 Hell yeah! Surely, I couldn't agree with you more!

[@langleymneely]

28:01 I need someone to clip this moment out please?! Just having this as a sound clip sums up Jasons personality so well! Lmao!

[@christianninsananda9626]

30:50 Those giant fan things were big in the 80s... I remember my mother had a couple on the wall.

[@chrisbuttonshaw2088]

That weirdo alien is SSSOOOO channeling Dr. Lorre from Looney Tunes

[@Redfleminem]

So why did Brian go rummaging in his backpack? Lol we didn’t get to see what he was going in there for ! 😂

[@JasonBrant]

He gave me some Ric Flair socks as a present. The video is in the full-length version.

[@Redfleminem]

@@JasonBrant woooooooo! Haha awesome! My Girlfriend always comments on Brian’s socks as he does wear some quite funky pairs.

[@jackflash8218]

@@JasonBrant Smart move, editing that out of the vid. I love rasslin' & I love The Nature Boy (hits ropes, Fargo Strut, "WOOOOOO"), but that would've been a kinda underwhelming pay-off after the Crack Saga.

[@JasonBrant]

Hah, I didn't remove it to push people to Patreon. When I started editing this, the video was almost 50 minutes long. Some stuff had to get cut out. I couldn't get rid of Brian's ass crack, so the socks had to go.

[@mangacomics1601]

​@JasonBrant stop lying, get money. Ps- a 50 minute video is fine as long as most of the jokes are good.

[@RyllenKriel]

"Baltimore - we don't have bridges anymore!" Somehow, I think you guys came up with the most interesting tourist pitch idea possible for that hellish town. I like it!

[@droolz7883]

Congrats on 100 000 members Jason Yabos, Erin Crimelord, Brian Buttcrack

[@bryce4228]

6:00 The pearls came off. He's probably about to give her a new pearl necklace.

[@Ildar_Bulatov]

2:52 Don't say, you weren't thunderstruck by this smooth alien detective 😂 I can see it in your eyes

[@langleymneely]

Yes!!! Im so glad you are finally watching this! Whoever sent this is doing the lords work here on Fun City! This is a favorite bad movie of mine! Erins face through most of this is priceless! 😂

[@darkzer0670]

What's in the bag? WHAT'S IN THE BAG!? OH GOD!!!.....OH GOD!!!

[@神-m1v]

Congrats on 100k subscribers 🎉🎉

[@JasonBrant]

Thank you!!

[@ericcrittendon330]

Nicholas Hill was one of those recognizable actors that was a henchmen in a few 80's and 90's action movies. He has been in movies with Matthias Hues, Lorenzo Lamas, Don Wilson, Cynthia Rothrock, Billy Blanks and Jeff Wincott. I thought he looked familiar so i looked him up.

[@iaincowell9747]

If what i've read about him is true he seems like a legit bad ass. Was a member of the Olympic Boxing Team in the eighties. Also has a black belt in Karate and is skilled in Judo, Vale Tude and Muay Thai. Ultimately won various tournaments and became a world welterweight champion fighter. He went on to become one of the pioneers of cage fighting, and fought in Russia and Brazil.

[@MichaelTotin]

According to his Bio Mr. Hill has a background in the martial arts. "Was a member of the Olympic Boxing Team in the eighties. Also has a black belt in Karate and is skilled in Judo, Vale Tude and Muay Thai. Ultimately won various tournaments and became a world welterweight champion fighter. An accomplished martial artist. Founder of Gods Soldiers Ministries. Started out as a football player, but turned to martial arts and boxing during college."

[@theaikidoka]

That's either a lie, or he's REALLY bad at translating those moves to camera.

[@seanpoulton2446]

@@theaikidokayou would be surprised how hard it actually is to translate martial arts skills to film. Many of these martial artists in these bad movies have no concept of blocking so the fights end up looking horrible.

[@p.phillips2090]

And Brian called him 'one of Janet Jackson's backup dancers' 😂

[@nilsnyman6767]

The dude at 10:00 is straight up impersonating Ren Hoek from Ren and Stimpy.... If you made a T-shirt with Jason wearing that wool vest thingy I wouldn't be able to say "Shut up and take my money!" quickly enough lol

[@WhenTheManComesAround]

Ren, Genie from Aladdin when talking about not being able to raise people from the dead and Peter Lorre from loony toons. 😁👍👍

[@ryantomari]

I learned about this movie on Red Letter Media. I never comment on KZbin, but thank you for watching this. Made my birthday weekend. Love the channel and the show.

[@brandonbaker6953]

11:13 When I heard this guys voice I was thinking he was doing a Peter Lorre impersonation.

[@WhenTheManComesAround]

Thank you! My brain kept trying to find who he sounds like. Some version of Igor, the genie from Aladdin telling Aladdin he can't bring people back from the dead, then Ren from Ren and stimpy, but you nailed it! Definitely a Peter Lorre impression 😁👍👍

[@Rotionu]

Have to love those elf ears. I bet that late MJ would definitely had a pair installed if he ever saw this movie.

[@JasonBrant]

The ears are an interesting decision...

[@TrashWerewolf]

Moonwalk Private Eye! This was one of the best movies this year! Speaking of which, you guys should do an annual award ceremony! It would be a blast!!

[@Fardawg]

4:39 Erin caught it (barely audible), but you two seemed to have missed the Indiana Jones joke referencing Jones shooting the guy with the sword in Raiders. They even started to play the music before he gets grabbed from behind.

[@devinboyle5348]

Weird curly haired alien is aping 1930’’s-40’s actor Peter Lorre not Gilbert Gottfried

[@JasonBrant]

But why? Such a weird choice.

[@paulallison3974]

couldn't remember his name and had to find it via bugs bunny :) but totally agree

[@vasari9198]

@@paulallison3974Someone mentioned Ren and Stimpy…

[@jackflash8218]

@@paulallison3974 "... had to find it via Bugs Bunny" That made me smile. 👍🏼😁

[@spocko2181]

@@JasonBrantBecause they were trying to be Casablanca with aliens.

[@concernedrn2844]

He isn't trying to sound like Gilberto, he is trying to sound like Peter Lorre.

[@gc4824]

“Like the trout.” I love the highbrow reference during an idiotic movie, Brian. The incongruity had me laughing.

[@christianninsananda9626]

13:16 The guy is trying to do a Peter Lorre voice... like in Ren does (of Ren and Stimpy).

[@TheFoggyjones]

I came into this knowing he was trying to do a Lorre performance, but now I'm of the opinion that Lorre was just trying to do a Ren performance. I will never unsee that.

[@stanacondasv]

I'm always overjoyed when your videos drop. I know Thursdays and Sundays but can't help to be extactic. Abd I love Erin viewing, makes my week.

[@tylerlucas3752]

The Elves references will never stop being funny haha

[@ourkeving]

Given the science fiction aspect, why didn't they reference Vulcans instead?

[@chuck.u.farley]

30:22 Also a Boom-Mic shadow on the wall

[@aaccount24]

"Kilgore. That's his name." "Oh, like the trout." Brian with the bonus stealth literature joke.

[@MidgardF]

"Like the trout" Great deep cut 🎉

[@AliceBowie]

Vonnegutian.

[@Anynom]

A title like that inspiring a 40 minute episode? This is going to be epic.

[@yankeeinjapan8869]

24:19 Could have sworn you said “fentanyl” zombies 😂

[@JoshuaBarrio]

Had to watch the Patreon cut to see what Brian got out of his bag... Belated birthday gift for Jason.

[@jackflash8218]

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[@pr0t34n]

2:50 Lemro's dance reminds me of the Mr. Show Josh Fenderman skit

[@0supermoose804]

“Why are they calling him Kilgore?” “That’s his name.” “Like the Trout” Unexpected Vonnegut Reference #1.

[@kyleowens9812]

The look you and Erin shared when Brian said that reminds me! Classic!

[@mrcydonia]

13:16 "Stimpy, you eediot!"

[@stonecoldku4161]

11:35 Guy went with the "Leeroy Jenkins" maneuver.

[@TheMartinChronicles]

Pretty sure the butterfly knife scene was supposed to be an homage to "Raiders of the Lost Ark".

[@animalntaz]

Not so much as Iago from Aladdin, I was thinking more closely to Genie's zombie impression when he was setting rules about his wishes.

[@cosesu8929]

I was trying to remember why it sounded familiar, but that's why.

[@WhenTheManComesAround]

Another person commented Peter Lorre from the loony toons as well. My brain went to the genie as well 👍👍😁😁

[@etincg82]

Erin said “Elizabit” perfectly!

[@JoeChillton]

The legend of Lemro. First RLM Today Brant and Co 😅

[@stonecoldku4161]

"FOOD! More food!" I'd be afraid to eat anything with that poison tooth in my mouth.

[@jackjumper4231]

10:26 the sound effects for the movie sound like they’re from a 1930s radio show I love it

[@NA-me6sh]

Brian and the magic backpack.

[@cartertoshner1105]

@26:10 that wasnt the pyro guy, that was just what ford pintos would do when you hit them from behind. LOL

[@bulldogbanda4761]

Erin is back ❤

[@JasonBrant]

Yup!

[@Se7enBeatleofDoom]

Corey Feldman and the pimp from taxi driver had a lovechild that became Decker from Bladerunner but an space alien.

[@fibroboy1604]

-"A thermal nuclear device" -"Show me your ear" This is awesome 😂

[@zod5966]

You guys totally missed the ripped off Raiders theme at 04:40 when he was facing the guy with the knife (Just like Raiders)

[@vasari9198]

He’s going to kick himself during editing…

[@huck944]

That guy was the love child of Michael Jackson and David Copperfield.

[@stonecoldku4161]

1:45 "Where's the other half?" Yeah, come on tell him where the other half of that small Frisbee is.

[@JasonBrant]

Exactly!

[@nomsdeguerre315]

it's probably just me, but at 4:41 it sounds like they where going for a Indiana Jones Theme but gave up

[@WhenTheManComesAround]

1000%!

[@DracoXhn]

Welcome back Erin!!!!

[@jesseodonnell7844]

Drug dealer: You want some heroin? $50. Erin: You want some dinner? Eat this fish taco!

[@renacuajo4916]

That guy with the goofy accent is trying to do the actor that Ren's voice was based off of

[@WhenTheManComesAround]

Igor, the genie from Aladdin when talking about not being able to bring people back from the dead, Peter Lorre from loony toons and a little bit of Ren from Ren and stimpy haha 😆

[@debsreno911]

"Did he forget the combination." 😂😂😂

[@random22026]

27:29 Long nails? Possibly plays guitar High kicks, smooth moves? Dancer. Brian's got it right: that entire gang looks like they were back-up in MJ's 'Beat It' video... The annoying-voiced guy Jason wanted off the screen, stat? He wasn't going Gilbert Gottfried; he was doing classic 'The Maltese Falcon', Peter Lorre. Check it out!

[@mattheweckermann535]

I honestly think the over-the-top acting guy is trying to channel Peter Lorre, giving it a film noir vibe to go with the detective theme.

[@Danimals_as_liters]

Exactly what I was thinking.

[@JasonBrant]

It's a weird choice.

[@Ildar_Bulatov]

And... it's awesome

[@sacredf8]

Nicholas Hill (AKA Nikki Fastinetti in this one) is one of my favorite actors! He also starred in Death Match with Ian Jacklin, and he also played a bad guy in Showdown (which Billy Blanks stars in as well!)

[@82Stro]

Was that a little Indiana jones score when he was playing with the butterfly knife

[@SLDearing]

This writing… 😂😂😂😂 Magic!

[@jameswatts2003]

I got Michael Jackson being re-written in my head now 🎶youve been hit by... you've been struck by... a smooth alien🎶

[@TheDaveDeck]

Actually when I heard Alien #3 Voice, I immediately thought of Saved by the Bell when Screech did that exact voice for his Mystery Theater on Bayside Radio Station episode lol

[@richarddoyle3420]

Truth be told, Aaron has to stop disrespecting my clothes. Those glasses are sooo 90's! Lol!

[@Ildar_Bulatov]

Oh, I'm waiting for Jason and gang to watch Albert Pyun's Captain America and release the episode with title "This guy thinks he's Captain America. And it's awesome" 😂

[@Martin951XX]

Ok…just rolled my “Brant Blunt” and am going to spark it up right after I start your video. *I always role a Brant Blunt before your videos* let’s go this…

[@Likexner]

I love how the whole alien thing had absolutely nothing to do with the plot.

[@user-hf7jp2lt5x]

Either a very new leather jacket, or a surplus of beans. ‘Whoa, I think you boys have had enough!’