an average day on my farm

[@broodovermind]

soil is too dry and sandy, if only you had some wood chips you could put down to turn into mulch

[@randomviewer3494]

actually legit comment tho lol

[@Cribbo]

Good idea, all those bibles would probably work pretty well too!

[@Margarinetaylorgrease]

@@Cribbo allah be praised

[@Margarinetaylorgrease]

Allah be praised

[@afeathereddinosaur]

​​@@Cribbo Nah. The problem with paper for this is that it's: 1) too light; 2) too close to food for animals; 3) have some nasty chemicals used for it. So, the paper will just fly away from the desired spots with strong wind, be eaten by animals thinking that it's funny grass and possibly pollute the soil. That's especially true of the Bible paper that from my experience tends to be even thinner than regular paper, because it's a massive book that is mass produced to infinity. Edit: maybe you hose it as you put it down quickly... But then, industrial paper has a harder time decomposing compared to wood chips.

[@Nighthawk20000]

KEVIN IF YOU TAKE A SODA OUT OF THE FRIDGE YOU HAVE TO REPLENISH

[@RustyWrencher449]

Thank you, I was looking for this comment.

[@637igor]

YOURE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING REPLENISH KEVIN

[@Zeeruss]

It might be a microcosm of more serious things.

[@RetiredRobot]

What’s up, Goblins

[@Lavassin]

Damn it Kevin REPLACE THE SODA

[@TumbleFig]

> Buy junk for $100. Caretaker angry > Buy same junk for $200. Caretaker starting to come around.

[@pierre4145]

the anger turns into disbeleif

[@JamDavis]

The stages of grief

[@alexrogers777]

Well the $200 junk is clearly more valuable, it's worth $200

[@newbielongboarder]

@@alexrogers777and now there are 2 junks! Hell yeah. I hope he makes a few vids fixing it

[@CantStopJelqking]

Stockholm Syndrome

[@laurahaaima1436]

Kevin is a procrastination enabler.

[@dogdjinn]

as any best friend should be

[@MrJurgenman]

Some people grow vegetables, William grows aging car parts.

[@melbapeach162]

Hey, they also grow Potatoes.

[@matterwiz1689]

I like how wills primary motivation is getting a gold star from his teacher wife.

[@mr.k7457]

*caretaker

[@barrettmason2785]

This is for William: You can use the wood chips and till them into the top inches of the soil, but it'll take a couple years till they break down into soil themselves. I would suggest, if you want it to happen faster, buying some topsoil/compost to bring in and mix with it. Though its faster because your skipping the composting part yourself, that means its more expensive. Clay would work, but it hardens and compacts too much to be very usable for grass, and it turns into a muddy mess when it rains, though some of it mixed in would be helpful for moisture retention and soil electrolyte gradients (plants need electrolytes too!) My ideal yard would be one that I've tilled an equal mix of sand/clay/compost into with the wood chips. You have the clay already it seems though! (really fine, dusty sand is technically clay) I'm a biologist who specializes in plants if you ever want to DM me for any advice about soil health or growing anything!

[@isg9106]

Give this comment some more likes so William will see it!🔥

[@Cockerham]

He said "soil themselves".

[@awesomeness2595]

This is all good advice. Here's some more: buy topsoil and mulch by the truckload. contact a lumber yard. Do not buy bags from a big box store. Bag mulch is overpriced inferior product, and 9/10 times is moldy.

[@sylvain7888]

I have seen the usefulness of a shredder. Cover the ground around plants with mulch, and immediately, you need to water less often. The added bonus is that it will make the ground loose. When you put mulch every year, it's crazy how soft it become.

[@kieleyevatt2232]

+

[@clarav1938]

The potato looks like caretaker but with the ominous threatening aura that it might have Will’s personality

[@margaretteragram9235]

This is exactly right, well put

[@LemonGrinder]

She has his eyes too, both in color and in sheer crazed determination

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

When did Potato start looking like a tiny person instead of a mushy little baby 😂

[@stitchfinger7678]

I know she's like a whole lil person now its crazy

[@Dimas_Lau]

The way she looks at the camera, she will have a YT channel soon

[@Randdo32]

I still can't get over the fact that everybody calls her potato 😭

[@Cinemagic53]

Biggest jumpscare in a YT video I’ve ever seen! I even saw Potato at Open Sauce, she’s so big now! 😭

[@JD2jr.]

@@Dimas_Lau This **is** her channel, Will is just managing it for her.

[@eyespliced]

Kevin. Put freshies in the fridge when you grab a diet coke my guy. You aren't in florida anymore.

[@eyespliced]

also, yes. 3:47 you should get a mill. a chonky af bridgeport with a nifty DRO and a full set of collets and all the gizmos.

[@Cr125stin]

Why would he willingly move to California

[@Voyajer.]

@@Cr125stin A man will do the unthinkable to escape florida

[@bhutwheyttherismor86]

​@@Cr125stin it's almost like every single state in the u.s. is liveable. Even Texas.

[@ducttapeengineer]

it's almost as if all his friends live there or something

[@Arithryka]

kevin you GOTTA put new cokes in the fridge

[@clayre839]

Nooooooooooo New Coke tastes terrible

[@superbaal]

REPLENISH

[@David-co5oo]

KEVIN YOU GOTTA REPLENISH

[@melliferou]

I love how I've seen multiple comments about Kevin basically not following FIFO

[@916oh2panther2]

Calling the "to-do list" a "bucket list" seems more appropriate for how quickly he is completing it.

[@Capn_Obed_Marsh]

2:40 Wholesome Cameraman John and Potato moment.

[@VoltisArt]

Four people in the room; two got bored looking at the computer and became the stars of the scene.

[@Drakith90]

1:33 is also pretty cute. John's grabby hand and Potato's smug look

[@Landopedia]

Potato seems like the most chill kid, which I guess happens when you are perpetually surrounded by chaos

[@corygriffiths2425]

Thank you caretaker for not letting him call the job finished until the video was edited.

[@ReverendTed]

6:20 - "Is this guy normal?" When you start to really investigate this question in this context, it unfolds like an origami matryoshka. There is _so much_ to unpack here.

[@martinl.4696]

Compared to William, everyone is normal

[@KelseyDrummer]

Yeah don't open that can of worms lol

[@Heimbasteln]

The correct answer would be: Its not like we are normal either.

[@epicthief]

Potato slowly becoming aware of the camera and becoming the main star 🥔🍠🥔🍠🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍠🍠🍠🥔🥔

[@sillywillywillysilly]

so many potato 🤤

[@Lavassin]

Today I discovered there is a sweet potato emoji 🍠

[@nuggdimmadome2192]

The second you fix that woodchipper she's gonna push you in it. Don't do it. Not even for Kevin's dogs.

[@jbaby362]

but free mulch!

[@goofydude21]

1:35 Potato’s smile while Will is bidding is hilarious. She’s like “just another day in the Osman household”

[@AustralianMurderTurtle]

At least Kevin didn't do his usual ant next thing with molten aluminium.

[@CityState_of_Valletta]

I was kind of hoping that would be the course of the episode

[@stitchfinger7678]

I still don't know what to call this type of content but this is slowly becoming my favorite youtube channel Sure I miss the days of busty ham busts, but these adventures are always so fun.

[@hercules1177]

As a person with ADHD myself, when you make a list, you need to break you list into smaller parts. Like, order parts for breaks, flush lines, complete fixing breaks, find out what’s wrong with steering, fix steering, clean up everything from the project, add solar to tractor 1, add solar to tractor 2, etc..

[@KelseyDrummer]

Yes I absolutely have to do this.

[@TheLawnCareNut]

'The sand will shed any amendments you put in it unless you get a living root into it. That's how you "fix" bad soil is by having a living root in it (grass, shrubs, trees, etc)

[@Noah-lj2sg]

goat

[@MeganEllis-EESS]

The answer to bad soils is always to increase the O horizon and make the A horizon much darker. Always add more living roots. Makes all soils better.

[@TJoseph2]

Kevin - YOU HAVE TO REPLENISH

[@lolzasouruhm179]

Hey for your car port and around your house. To keep the ants out use diatomaceous earth. Put it anywhere that gets minimal moisture since it will break down if it gets wet. I would put the diatomaceous earth under the fake grass and sprinkle it in the fake grass!

[@kieleyevatt2232]

+

[@aBowlOfOranjes]

you should get a mill, it would really tie the space together

[@Margarinetaylorgrease]

But what colour should it be🧐

[@sir_vix]

​@@Margarinetaylorgreaseas long as it compliments the rug they should be fine.

[@alexrogers777]

@@Margarinetaylorgrease mill color

[@anonymous12345678935]

​@@Margarinetaylorgreaseorange with set of police lights...

[@spacebike420]

Make sure you have decent drainage and put down Calcium Chloride. They use it to harden gravel roads, you can get it liquid or granular and spread or spray where you want it harder. it will clump together the fines. Idk about spreading the whole yard with it but any roadway cover it. Calcium Chloride!

[@nathanandbear]

Good for old outhouses as well

[@EwanDev]

thank your for vido mr farmer

[@lolzasouruhm179]

We like seeing you mess around but it’s pretty entertaining seeing you actually fix things too!

[@idksmthn]

Adding compost to your soil would be a helpful addition. You can either source some or make your own.

[@stardustjustlikeyou]

"list of chores' to the wife but 'bucket list' for the husband is a hilarious implication lmfao...

[@AttaAsh]

I live in the inverse, my property has pottery consistency clay, and some people say that I should have added sand to break that up; however, that negatively impacts our ability to grow native species as well as our garden. Instead I went to a soil treatment plant during their slow season and put about 100 tons of recyclables (this is the step before material gets turned into compost) into the soil for free since they needed to get more space. I also spoke to the electrical company that was trimming trees from the power lines and told them that they could dump their wood chips into our meadow if they wanted. I got probably another 20 tons of woodchips. Mixing all of that into the soil has been madly helpful in breaking up our clay. I would imagine it probably would help with your sand too.

[@Rabcup]

“I wanna die in a Taylor Dunn rollover”

[@the_junk_shop]

Can we please get this as a shirt?

[@playlistsforbordem]

Caretaker is a saint. [love potato's smug little look through this whole video, she's going to be a wicked combo of the two]

[@MrZkitZ]

"I crossed of one thing on the list because I felt bad for you... The wood chippings"

[@Snib1]

Chelsea asking if your neighbor is normal when William is saying "Say Daddy squirt" a minute later hahah

[@ProdigyAutomotive]

I love the joke of people threatening to kill Kevin's dog if something isn't done in time 😭😂

[@Bralvis]

10:26 this is why William is the man. Bro went, “we gonna get crazy” and dropped Katamari. 😂😂

[@Dezkoi]

potato is slowly becoming the onscreen version of john. He'd run off with the ratchet randomly whilst they are working too

[@chrishavill6458]

YOU HAVE TO REPLENISH KEVIN, YOU HAVE TO REPLENISH

[@argonautilus9540]

“In life, there’s a right way, and a way” should be a sign over your front door. As a warning to visitors.

[@pickpickpickpickpickpick]

this is my favourite family channel on youtube. whens kevin having a kid? oh wait he's the backdoor scientist never mind

[@Cilantrocubez]

hah yeah backdoor scientist now

[@Redneckriveiera]

I say this as someone who has a fleet of broken equipment: check out a forklift supply store for new master cylinders. Good luck on losing your mind. It’s fun.

[@stick9109]

8:43 William’s daddiest moment right here

[@paulbrooks4395]

I feel like this every day, except exchange the physical things for emotions and the feelings are what are tearing me apart, like your Taylor Dunn.

[@ReverendTed]

3:30 - "If you finish it, replenish it!" "If you kill it, refill it!"

[@TildeSounds]

thank you for this touching documentary on adhd

[@limezze]

use calcium chloride on the sand, once it becomes wet and drys back out it will control any dust

[@555feddy]

The advice you get is never what you want to hear: clay isn't going to do much to help your "soil" problem. Your best bet is fixing the chipper and solving two problems in one by spreading some homemade mulch

[@Tosti_bakker]

Thank you Will, I was feeling sad, and you posting a video always makes me happy. ❤

[@SidsWard]

I love watching Will’s life slowly spiraling into control

[@firefly5564]

mill, mill, mill!

[@MeganEllis-EESS]

4:15 soil science major here. The answer to having bad soils is always to increase organic matter. Add living roots, or any sort of wet plant matter or mulch or something. Also adding larger particles or coasts would increase water infiltration and make the soil feel different, but primarily adding either plants and or an organic cover.

[@suspicioustumbleweed3817]

1:38 that is one smug looking child

[@kelsiejo2021]

Your little girl is so precious!

[@jeffscantling6199]

In life there is a right way, and a way. That is such an inspirational quote!

[@Skizz101]

Kevin you can't take all the diet coke from the fridge if you aren't going to replace them

[@ProbablyJustJack]

Replenish Kevin, Replenish.

[@LolMonster167]

I'm gonna need a Taylor-Dunnathon live stream where it won't end until you finish the checklist

[@quartzofcourse]

Train gang rise up

[@locusuwupocus]

Train Gang

[@Everettalla]

to fix your soil problem you need to build a large walmart superstore on your land

[@ggnobob9]

this is the kind of farm content I need in my life

[@springboard9642]

That's not a car. It's somewhere between a car and a RC toy, and it's closer to the RC side.

[@noahhull3390]

It might be time for a Vyvanse prescription Mr William

[@siucracos]

Can you imagine how boring this channel would be if Big Willy had focus and got stuff done? The absolute chaos is what's so entertaining! 😂

[@Spaghettaboutit]

@@siucracosbeing on Vyvanse, is like being on cocaine, but you are very efficient. The chaos would remain.

[@TheBignick243]

Should we get a mill? uh YES!!!! Also them Grind Hard Plumbing boys might have a sweet lathe they might want to sell as well.

[@MarylandFarmer.]

I would agree this really felt like an average farm day to me.

[@RedRiotRoss]

Besr of luck on your forever list nice Katamari moosic 😮

[@AbdulAleemShekhani]

And ERMERGERD John is back?!? YYAAAAYYYYYY! I missed him!

[@mark86016]

🤣"He was literally saluting the I heart milfs sign."

[@Shane_McLachlan]

Alternative title: "Two men experience ADHD executive dysfunction" I say this as an ADHDer myself 😄.

[@FoxIslandRailroadCo]

TRAIN GANG UNITE 🔥 Steam (external combustion) is honestly so much more fun to maintain than internal combustion imo

[@JD2jr.]

Steam is the lamest of the external combustions tho

[@FreneticFurry]

9:29 we now finally know what camera man john looks like! (i think this is the first time seeing them idk but they're easily seen in the reflection)

[@AudraK]

I saw this comment pop up as his face showed up. If course YT put your comment far away from the top. But I was able to find it! I would have NEVER noticed it if you hadn’t said something. Haha we see nothing 🤐🫣

[@billybobjohnadamjoe]

Did I miss something. When did Potato gain consciousness? She’s so cute!

[@sshep7119]

I LOVE when you put out videos, I make my wife watch them. Partially so she can relate to your wife, and partially so I don't look as bad when I am planning on approaching her about a new project I want to purchase.

[@wesbrackmanthercenthusiast4695]

Train gange here ,im literally trying to get state of Ohio historic boiler certified fun fact boilers under 15 inches in diameter don't require a license to operate because they are considered a model boiler these rules were made because of the incident where a behemoth of a 90hp case traction engine blew up around 2001 interesting enough I just got news that case is getting rebuilt

[@mikahonigmann]

Will, idk if you were trying to bleed the brakes or flush the fluid but when you bleed them you need to only open the bleeder while pushing down on the pedal, then close the bleeder let the pedal up, pump it a few times and hold it down firm while the bleeder is opened again. Repeat 5ish times and it will be good. Letting the pedal come back up with the bleeder open sucks air right back into the system

[@kehnxii]

Best illustration of what it’s like to have adhd but add in the games to procrastinate cuz it’s too many things to do

[@FeelingLucky246]

TRAIN GANG 100%

[@errorate6785]

i’ll come over and help for the todo list

[@DeafeningZap]

I love this channel so much, it can't be overstated

[@panko2848]

thank you for another installment of "grown man has existential crisis at thought of being a grown man", this is really the most relatable series

[@shawnforpresident5198]

Kevin! Ya gotta replenish!

[@UpLateGeek]

The Romans didn't built Rome in a day, probably not even a week. And you got that Taylor-Dunn fixed in way less than a week (uhh, from when you actually started), so I'd say that's a win. Caretaker should be celebrating the win, that would make it way better!

[@tobediv]

“that man is in his own backyard” such a strong sentiment and more people need to be like this

[@sir_vix]

This video came at just the right time for me. I've been trying to cross off "watch new William Osman 2 video" all day.

[@cooper54729]

this checklist better become the main plot point for the next 5 videos.

[@nekoshogun856]

I am a wood chipper user. and I can tell the blade and the housing is not strong enough for shredding chunk of big woods. you will need at least 3 blade that weight 6kg each and 30kw main motor .

[@masonlarson9642]

Compost compost compost then spread it throught your yard and till it. Or get a couple truck loads of river loam and some sort of compost. Use your tractor spread it thin (like maybe an inch deep) and till it into the ground then re pack.

[@SkyfishArt]

Wow! The cleaning up the space is some real top content over there. Please make more checking off to do list content with before and after pics and of course , don’t forget the MONTAGE!

[@selaazib]

Their baby is so adorable and growing up too fast🥺🥺

[@Rebecca-zj4wq]

Chelsey is such a good straight man. Her comedic timing is impeccable.

[@mburl]

I feel sorry for her 🤣

[@danielstjean3476]

My boss has a lathe and Bridgeport mill for sale in fresno ca, he probably would let them go for cheap.

[@echo9november]

It’s like watching real life Pinky and the Brain

[@charlieburgan881]

good to see lil willy in his prime

[@tracybowling1156]

I have a ton of stuff on my to-do list as well. At the top of my growing list is to tell Kev to make a video. Pretty plz with cherries on top!

[@Joeyzoom]

Good job William, I'm proud of you

[@Djarnor]

Don't know about the mill but you should 100% get a lathe

[@Firebat45]

Don't know about a lathe but he should 100% get a shaper.

[@cornonjacob]

Will, I think you should make a mill the reward for finishing your to-do list. However, you can only start looking for one once the list is complete -- you do not have the self control to "just look at your options" before you're done

[@tarabuehler9919]

Excellent video! I feel your to do list issues! It never gets shorter!