A government car for $200

[@brysonmcha]

You realize that you and Kevin literally got to see exactly what your going to be like when you get older, that might actually be william from the future

[@Tigery760]

That's exactly what I was thinking. They met a William Osman from the future.

[@RazanaArcclaw]

Literally just William but older, right down to the humor. Bro met his long lost dad.

[@microwave221]

I love all the times in life where you meet someone, and you can immediately tell they are at the end of some of the paths in front of you. Like, you won't necessarily become them, but you understand exactly how you could.

[@trixter192]

By this time next year, William will turn the second Taylor-Dunn into a time machine. His only issue is that he took a bunch of mushrooms before going 30 years into the past. Old William invested all his money in Facebook then sold it all to hoard cool science equipment. Rumour has it, he still thinks he's tripping balls. He calls himself an equipment farmer.

[@selaazib]

Exactly. not that. Not them meeting their future self

[@spartenz14]

These have been my Saturday morning cartoons

[@silverXnoise]

Looney Toons

[@jeffjeffrets3253]

Same bro

[@JaredWyns]

This comment is mildly depressing but also 100% true lol. (Rip childhood) Hope they never stop xD

[@TumbleFig]

These are far better than saturday morning cartoons were

[@GerinoMorn]

It's Pinky and the Brain....

[@user-fj2hp3lb5]

Govdeals literally couldn't pay for ads this good.

[@ratkeep]

well the second one wasn't govdeals i'm pretty sure

[@littlekirby6]

for real, this is the kind of organic marketing that companies dream of. I'm on Govdeals right now considering buying a digital piano from a school lol

[@batt3ryac1d]

So tempted to just buy an old tank or some shit but the import fees would be ridiculous 🤔

[@Captain_Yogurt]

@@littlekirby6dude right, 5 snap on tool boxes for 32 bucks. Ask one of my coworkers at the yard to borrow his truck for a free toolbox lmao

[@Vidar93]

Govdeals is amazing but you have to have a dealer's license to buy a lot of the vehicles unfortunately...

[@BulianJonner]

Not William meeting his older self from the future like that one Twilight zone episode but backwards

[@hellomyfriend7932]

exactly what i thought lol

[@quillclock]

the "how much of this is to sell and how much is hording?" "I'm offended!" "oh no, I know how it is" "oh, mostly hording :D" moment was very telling

[@RazanaArcclaw]

That lad is a real bro "OH YOUR CUSTOMERS Well I better grab ya a drink then." Dude is William in like 20 years.

[@kawasaki3070]

"i am so offended"... "ok, mostly hoarding" XD

[@Molon_Labe1776]

At least he's self-aware about it.

[@wojciechbieniek4029]

Dude, my boss is exactly like that, he's hoarding super specific items, and he's able to remember where all this stuff is, even if it was buried under other stuff 20 years ago.

[@GoosterHiista]

@@wojciechbieniek4029 It's an extension of the mind into a physical format. The hoard becomes a representation of their brain structure with specific items being the focal point of certain memories or feelings.

[@StrangelyIronic]

@@GoosterHiista You're basically describing a memory palace that has manifested into the physical world.

[@GoosterHiista]

@@StrangelyIronic That's how hoarding be. Not applicable to hoarding only of course since most people keep mementos and such. Hoarding is only when it gets out of control and you start ascribing disproportionate value to random objects that happened to tickle your fancy at that specific time and place. Where a random napkin becomes a representation of some traumatic event in your life and you ascribe a meaning to it that others can't comprehend. It becomes a part of you that you can't throw away because it feels like you're getting a piece of yourself ripped away. Anyway I'm just drunk and yapping or whatever the kids say.

[@nartaga1624]

So nice of older William to time travel back in time and establish himself to show what present William has to look forward to.

[@gabrieldinix]

Not only establish himself, but enable him. Now William has a justification to hoard more and make more irresponsible purchases, with the justification "that guy bought way more stuff" The irony being that he doesn't it's actually him

[@Sinistralitee]

@@gabrieldinix ngl, that is prime good story there, a guy meets an older guy with a problem much worse than he is, so he justified his bad behaviour because this guy is much worse, without realizing it's him from the future

[@guilldea]

Hoarders validating/enabling hoarders is something I want to watch

[@Probably_tryna_sleep]

Fuck these shows where they’re shaming the hoarders lol. I want a show that shows them how to hoard more efficiently

[@JimboJuice]

@@Probably_tryna_sleep Low tier hoarders aren't even hoarders, they're just messy. You can't turn cockroaches into a laser gun.

[@BelindaShort]

@@JimboJuice There are also different kinds of hoarders for different reasons. For some it's trauma. For some it's neurodivergency of some kind, some it's need/etc. I know a lot of different types and some people just find comfort collecting things and some people are very mentally ill :C

[@JimboJuice]

@@BelindaShort Yeah, I didn't read what you said so i can't exactly comment on it, but I like collecting things.

[@VodkaNhoz]

​@@BelindaShortI miss when people didn't try to act like they are autistic every single time they mess up. I met autistic people. They are clean asf. Everyone who isn't watching Thomas the tank engine an clean asf is just a faker who want attention.

[@MasterOfPunpets]

That guy with the cowboy hat is one of the coolest people I've ever seen

[@BIGMANLOGJAM]

Yeah they might have to go find him again.

[@dogtato]

should have him on safety third

[@tibr]

I have met him myself and i must say that yes, he is awesome and being in that place felt like entering heaven

[@cwmd7651]

@@tibrwhat is the name of that place and do they have a website? I really want to see what they have

[@stianlarsson6625]

You should see him when the mushrooms kick in.

[@ValdrVideo]

"Where are we gonna get a forklift?" Literal forklift through next door

[@quillclock]

mans is a business man. bet you he was going to say "oh you can use mine for 100$" b4 the tour and he found out he liked them

[@BuffyScout]

​@@quillclockI think he was gonna hook em up the with the forklift and was just trolling them lmao 😂 that guy was a character.

[@worawatli8952]

He was probably talking to himself of where did he parked it. rofl He had so much stuffs it get confusing.

[@Tichooon]

idk what it is about cameraman john he wasnt doing much, but he adds so much to willys videos

[@0013bluejay]

He's the embodiment of us!

[@uncle-keg]

The power of good cinematography

[@uterotourettes15]

The angle on Kevin's butt while he was on the dolly was interesting

[@quillclock]

@@uncle-keg yeah its subtle but integral its like the bass in a band

[@dingdingdingdiiiiing]

He has the ability to naturally communicate and emote through camera movements, zoom-ins, zoom-outs and fast or slow pans.

[@westwoodmusic604]

Epic junkyard guy NEEDS to be a returning character, I LOOOVE his type of guy with just limitless knowledge of random ass equipment

[@joeltibbits7621]

Making a video about buying stuff you don’t need and then finding the guy with more “stuff you don’t need” than you’ll ever need so you can buy more stuff you don’t need is the most William thing to do.

[@JustinAlexanderBell]

Quit driving up the taylor dunn prices dammit

[@derpyfish0179]

fr cheapest one in my area is 1k and it’s beat and comes with no batteries

[@AutismoGamer]

​@@derpyfish0179 $1k is too much? Y'all have such poor financial decisions to not be able to save yourself some money.

[@bablela26]

​@@AutismoGamerthe shit are you on? It's 1k for 60$ worth of scrap metal if it doesn't come with a battery, it's 60$ worth of scrap metal and a old crappy battery if it comes with a battery

[@AutismoGamer]

@@bablela26 Womp Womp. Just say you a brokie with poor financial decisions. If you want something done then do it. Otherwise don't be giving something attention if all you're going to do is complain about it?

[@heartdex]

@@AutismoGamer bro got a summer job with his dad and thinks hes rich thats crazy.

[@dieselgaint]

You know what? I'm perfectly justified buying more junk cars. Because someone else has more junk cars then me. They're the hoarders not me. Thanks Big Willi!

[@StrangelyIronic]

I definitely didn't build a warehouse just to store possible projects and another room full of 3.0L SHO V6, 1GR 4.0L Toyota V6, Atlas 4200 I6... and the list goes. The guy down the road is way worse than me, he just justifies by calling it a "salvage yard" with a real business line, signage, and everything...

[@dieselgaint]

@@StrangelyIronic gotta have room for all those projects that I'll definitely finish and not let them sit around for a few decades.

[@bradpoole3943]

Will is basically getting a tour of his own future property

[@mythril30]

The dude you met was so cool. I could see William Osman energy in him. (Definitely not the hoarding energy.😂)

[@criticalevent]

"You guys are kinda cool." This man has been isolated for a very long time.

[@lpm0110]

The warehouse dude was chill asf

[@kamaldeepatkar3081]

this channel feels like a minecraft world which is growing with stupid, weird, supercool stuff and i don't even know what will become of it in 5 years ( and i can't wait to see it )

[@AJeffMiller]

6:38 YOOOO the Z-Corp 3D-printer I worked with one of those in college. It has a corn starch tub that could lower on z-axis. Those little tanks are colored glue that get inkjet printed onto the starch, then the tub lowers one layer, a fresh layer of corn starch is layed down and the process repeats. This was called "binder jetting" and when it was finally done you'd dig the part out the tub of dust. And try not to break the part. Wheee I don't think we had a support contract on it and i had to flush out the print head every time it sat for a while but somehow we could still get a print out of it now and then. The cool thing about it was that it could print in color years before easy multi-filament got going with FDM.

[@tissuepaper9962]

oh god but the sensation of touching the cornstarch. just thinking about it makes me want to vomit.

[@CaptainBlueTech]

The funny thing is that's exactly how SLS printing works using the Z axis and a powder layer, just uses lasers and plastic now lol.

[@godforge3185]

I feel like they should have a long standing buddy buddy relationship with surplus guy, lol.

[@astridsactionrc545]

Warehouse guy says “what forklift?” Dude has multiple forklifts…

[@jonnie2bad]

90% of them are broken and don't work though.

[@JimboJuice]

@@jonnie2bad you need a forklift to lift the broken forklifts.

[@sierrajohnson717]

I like how the guy went from “imma need some cash here…” to “Oh! Lemme get you a drink!” Wild

[@LeadMuffins]

That's called "humor."

[@Hansengineering]

People living outside where garbage is _sold_ seems like there's some kind of lesson here, but I don't know what it is.

[@shermanharvey9519]

Yeah, like I kinda get it but don't

[@rjai4890]

Lesson is don’t do drugs

[@Hansengineering]

@@rjai4890 why would you say something so controversial but so true?

[@TheYardninja]

Thats LA for ya, treating adults like children while using children for adult stuff

[@Jacobtheunwise]

​@@rjai4890 true but there's plenty of successful drug addicts. One of the guys that worked with Nasa when they first when to the moon was a full time meth addict 😂

[@SakuraTwo]

That guy passed the vibe check

[@zaidal-wadi]

That distinguished gentleman seemed very happy to share his knowledge with fellow intellectual hoarders. What an absolute legend. Life goals, that collection.

[@juhis5936]

giving somebody a tour of something that you love is an absolute hoot, I do it sometimes at my workplace

[@GoldSrc1198]

That computer cowboy was pretty chill.

[@johnnehj8902]

"I'm not being mean, I'm just asking questions!" The next cat warehouse shirt design

[@Jon-yv4iu]

I'm gonna spend every day of my life trying and failing to be as cool as that cowboy hat guy.

[@Hawk7886]

You'll get there eventually, I believe in you.

[@SomeBunnyThatYouUsedToKnow]

That $40 bridge is awesome.

[@micahrobbins8353]

The farming show line finally caught up with him

[@Duke_Nuke_Them]

Came for the Big-Willie's farm shenanigans, stayed for that guy's special interests

[@dogtato]

first place: no you can't look around second place: do you want the 1h tour or the 4h tour

[@metacob]

9:08 I do the same thing... "I can just sell it if I don't use it anymore, it'll be as if I rented it very cheaply!" And then it just sits in some cupboard or whatever until it's not worth anything anymore.

[@skydronaut5359]

"Are we doing PhotonicInduction?" No William, ya gotta crack open a couple of beers for it to be PhotonicInduction!

[@funtechu]

And you've gotta do it on carpet

[@mmmlinux]

Gotta be canned cider that has never seen a real apple.

[@spacevikingcowboy5784]

William is like a motivational speaker you would find on gov deals

[@DangerousDac]

Im here for the Photonic Induction invocation.

[@Hawk7886]

Their tour guide was legit one of the coolest guys in existence, I love it.

[@bobrobon]

"one of them had Roy Disney's head in it" lmao

[@whitebread.]

The hominid urge to be inside of a small vehicle with no doors

[@squirreiuwu2345]

Me at my government job looking at the exact model out back.

[@Rebecca-zj4wq]

Same

[@HKSkansei]

I would genuinely love to see you and Kevin interview Photonic Induction and see what he's up to now.

[@HKSkansei]

As a bonus, I'll even post you a package of random Australian shit. Even if you don't interview anyone, if you want some Aussie crap that fits in a shipping box I can arrange that. Let me know the postal address and I'll happily send some stuff of interest

[@SethHoots]

I love this channel so much. Definitely has the Ham Diesel vibes and I love that. Also as a fellow ADHD engineer, thank you for letting me know I'm not alone and my brain damage seems to be almost universal.

[@bullydungeon9631]

It is extremely nice to come across similar people with similar struggles

[@patrick1020000]

William gets visited by the ghost of Christmas future

[@touching_grass]

I could spend all day chatting and walking around that place. That dude is awesome!

[@Mister_Matthew]

This is like American Pickers but a lucid dream/acid trip

[@UpLateGeek]

It's good to see Caretaker's faith in your judgement really paid off. I'm sure that Taylor-Dunn pretty much good as new in no time! Well, at least as good as your other Taylor-Dunn, anyway.

[@quillclock]

"how much of this is to sell and how much is hording?" "I'm offended!" "oh no, I know how it is" "oh, mostly hording :D"

[@tango_doggy]

The land arc has spread to another channel!!

[@spooley]

Kevin is the real deal friend, hauling stuff in his truck, storing past purchases. That dude at the warehouse was a great guest, book him weekly

[@owne6609]

I'm glad to see that GovDeals is the new recurring character in the William Osman Cinematic Universe.

[@JeffGeerling]

I miss photonicinduction uploads :(

[@Number5_SCP]

Did William find him self in 20 years

[@katiearcticvixenmusic]

5:40 “they aren’t watching our videos” literally me, the woman with piercings and tattoos watching their videos”

[@PJSproductions97]

Yeah that gentlemen was you from the future, he had the exact same sense of humor and everything

[@bruchett4799]

William, this was you from the future. You just sold yourself a Taylor Dunn for $200

[@paulkinzer7661]

William: you are living inside my head. Your advice is more than sound. It is wise and comforting. The only thing stopping me from regretting nothing is my wife and the threat of potential murder. I vacillate between being very grateful for her sensible rationality and the rebellious ideas you so eloquently present here. Thanks for confirming the absolutely logical attitude toward buying old shit. And if I lived where you are, I would have my own parking space at that land of wonders that you toured here.

[@petertaylor4980]

I wonder whether the threat of potential murder by his wife is the reason Will got Cameraman John back.

[@cactusthestupid7222]

This made me check out my local govdeals, apparently the Canby Police Department is currently auctioning off an "original WWII Japanese bayonet". I'm baffled. How did they get that? Why are they auctioning it off? Canby, of all places?? So many questions.

[@petertaylor4980]

Turned in in an amnesty by the grandchildren of the guy who brought it back as a trophy in 1945?

[@DriftsDragsDrives]

I grew up on photonics induction. That was my shit. I'm so happy others have shared my fun

[@caterpuss]

I will give you my standard '93 F150 if you come pick it up. It just needs a starter, and it hauls like a mother, it climbs, muds and has a 3 inch body lift. I can even give you a free hotel room at the resort i live in if you come.

[@incy2k]

Is resort code for commune ? Because I don't think Williams willing to join anyone else's cult while he's still busy building his

[@caterpuss]

@@incy2k no, but there is a castle. Sort of.

[@Spotifist]

You can’t write scripts as crazy as this. Y’all are living in a cartoon. Thanks for the video!

[@FamTech.]

That transformer is scary asf

[@Lutz-2007]

I enjoy These Videos a lot. You neuer know what happens next.

[@groezy]

my dude said "heavy af" nice lol

[@juanmacias5922]

This video had the whole spectrum of capitalism. From hoarding, to homelessness.

[@TumbleFig]

I love the Photonic Induction reference so much.

[@planetrob555]

That look at the end, when William says "What the fuck you waiting for", is GOLD. It's SO sincere. It makes me want to GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@lvcifer-cloverfield]

Very uplifting, I feel much better about being surrounded by random crap that I think is kinda cool

[@Thehotglueguy]

bruh i wish i could go to that guys shop he seems like the most cool grandpa kind of dude ever

[@falloutpropguy]

Bro the guy that gave a tour of the warehouse was absolutely delightful I love eccentric weirdos with giant collections of just stuff

[@wongkesiang2287]

7:42 i think that's the kind of laser machine @styropyro is looking for

[@Rebelgium]

Photonic Induction is the OG channel!! Good to see you know your classics

[@BZPNW]

William is genuinely spitting some of the best life advice ever in this one

[@Kazminski888]

-What if I was in a wheelchair? -Sad Laughed way too hard on that ngl

[@exoticloop]

16 minute second channel video is crazy. Love to see it Willy boy.

[@PringoOrSomething]

0:35 because of the implication

[@Donm22]

Always sunny fans be letting you down, this deserves more likes

[@Hainaa]

"Where are we gonna get a forklift?" *owns a forklift* 😭

[@Joeyzoom]

Invite that guy to your podcast, please, for the people

[@joshforchheimer8361]

William Osman 2 is now the best unboxing/haul KZbin channel on KZbin and puts the fun in “high functioning autism” with every video post. Good stuff.

[@SatanicJamnic]

You NEED to make this guy a part of Osman's KZbin family.

[@gocker_]

The fact this man just casually has an X-ray diffractometer lying around is absolutely insane. What a legend.

[@SuburbanBeard]

i think Alex needs to be in every video. This will break the internet

[@DRILLEX1312]

i loved the "how much of this you expect to see and how much of this is hoarding?" and immediately follows up with "Oh i know how it is"

[@Goober_gobbler]

10:04 istg this is the exact bus that my neighbour had on his property as a kid. He would throw massive parties and all the kids would go and mess around in the bus while all their parents got shitfaced

[@Ekouhz]

That older gentleman was the most polite guy ever saying "Oh you're customers, we'll get you a drink then! Come on in!", THATS HOSPITALITY BABY!!!!

[@ethans9615]

Props to the editors working on cranking these bangers out!!!

[@MrBenTheBear]

I would LOVE to give that place a visit. The quote "Wait until the mushrooms kick in", lol.

[@suzu9404]

Surplus sales are my happy place

[@Vyden]

"What a weird ass place this is, I love it" just calls to be put on a t-shirt or poster.

[@morgank6268]

3:33 The irony of Alex saying "huh? No" after being asked if he has ADHD is peak 🤣🤣

[@beautifulbutches]

I immediately picked up on that how do you say you don’t have adhd then give a perfect example of a symptom right before 😭

[@nootnoot338]

Love that the guy wasn't an expert but he sorta knew something maybe about each item he had on offer. That's me and my various dubious facts about every topic under the sun.

[@Evanlight_]

dude i love that guy thats hoarding all the shit hes hilarious

[@Joe-jb3dy]

"If you do stuff, sometimes it's good sometimes it's bad. But if you do nothing it's always nothing" ok random motivational quote actually hit hard in the middle of the video

[@PhotoshopShopCS6]

I wonder what Caretaker thinks of all this

[@BIGGER_RED]

You and Alex Ernst collabing on a project would be epic

[@SpruceHouse]

PLEASE make more videos with the guy in the cowboy hat

[@MrHamsto24]

On this episode, the fabric of spacetime folds over and William meets himself...40 years in the future!

[@breakfast-burrito]

“How much of this is stuff you expect to sell and how much of this is hoarding?” “I. Am. SO. Offended.” “No, I know how it is” “Okay, mostly hoarding” That brutal honesty, it’s just Kevin and William from the future 😭😂

[@scottlawlor1274]

Junkyard dude was cool AF. We need more videos with him