An Average Turn In Lategame Balatro

[@ethanteb1842]

balatro is the only game where im getting numbers that are close to the number of atoms in the universe (yes actually its 10^80) and going "whew! that was a close one!"

[@HelloIAmAnExist]

Meanwhile idle games requiring scores that put Graham's number to shame:

[@Sylphaeri]

"i earned enough chips to become the sole proprietor of the universe." "yep, you got enough money for Spotify premium."

[@ace0135]

Only to get paid like 20 bucks after the fact

[@ace0135]

@@Sylphaeri for two months

[@G0A7]

​@@HelloIAmAnExist as an antimatter dimension enjoyer, i casually reached e4000 in eternities

[@Bingy]

chips: closing in on the amount of atoms in the universe balatro: that's gotta be like 18 dollars

[@memevondank1197]

"An incalcuable sum" "Best i can do is 10 bucks"

[@stingspring3168]

Biden-inflation in action

[@Iced_Tea200]

“All face cards are debuffed”

[@Dandyman69]

nah I like to think the game would just say “go fuck yourself” and debuff every card in your deck.

[@Resursator]

Reroll

[@infinitelyexpandingcringe3368]

@@ResursatorThe goad All spade cards are debuffed

[@L1K34PR0]

​​@@infinitelyexpandingcringe3368guess i'll die ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@RianVisual-e5n]

I got "all cards considered face cards" and the boss blind is "all face cards are faced drawn"

[@togglinho]

you can also put red seals on the steel cards, and their 1.5x mult will apply twice. took me too long to figure it out, but it really does help out

[@lauv1150]

insane tech

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

​@@lauv1150Add Mime to your Jokers for extra tech.

[@kogasoldier9379]

This is amazing info i was unaware of

[@LuckyImpling]

Wait seriously? The red seals still work on cards that you’re not playing?

[@Bearinabar]

​​​@@LuckyImpling mime/baron builds would be dead without red seals

[@PreviouslyEldritch]

this is the kinda music RT plays when he knows he's about to score an absolutely devious hand

[@turkeykorvid]

TURN THE LEFT CARD, INTO THE RIGHT CARD

[@Camo_4075]

TURN THE LEFT CARD, INTO THE RIGHT CARD

[@siraaron8650]

TURN THE LEFT CARD, INTO THE RIGHT CARD

[@caster25000]

"...Send it."

[@artvandelayimports]

The real average late game hand is doing all that then dying lmao

[@d-literally-just-d]

>Walks into casino to play poker >Wins so much much poker chips, that if their amount was turned into binary code, it would probably run doom, crysis, and minecraft while simultaneously playing Bad Apple >Gets 18$ >Refuses to elaborate >Gets kicked out of casino

[@kurb1122]

dude its more poker chips than there are atoms in the milky way

[@d-literally-just-d]

@kurb1122 Ah i see... Add Skyrim , GTA and Persona to the list with the addition of 5-7 YTP videos

[@user-ri2qd4tg7o]

What do you mean by the second bulletpoint?

[@d-literally-just-d]

@@user-ri2qd4tg7o maybe, I forgot to add the part "put that code through a computer".In short, it's a" Haha poker chips can run doom"

[@Dandyman69]

ALLAT FOR 18 FUCKING DOLLARS?

[@QuinChunx]

all that for 18 dollars

[@Dandyman69]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING CUH 😭🙏

[@BandagedThumbs]

I couldn't tell you why, but I guess me being on a Balatro viewing binge recently made this video pop on my feed. A first viewing of this video made me smile at the absurd numbers this game can put out, then out of curiosity I read the description and it all came together. Thank you for the experience.

[@anti-oblivion2707]

this game somehow sent me down the big numbers rabbit hole where i learn of absurd numbers like graham's number or TREE(3) which are numbers so big that even if you write and convey them in the smallest possible way it would still extend far FAR past the observable universe

[@hssr9625]

holy +2 on the description holy +1 for the dark souls music

[@SergioSergio12345]

It's Bloodborne music....

[@dogevoadoriii]

You are not a true hunter

[@Techmoblad]

He was close you enough guys cut him some slack

[@Bogg8oo]

@@SergioSergio12345☝🏻

[@SergioSergio12345]

@Bogg8oo nuts

[@alexielouisl.8462]

recreate the universe for the price of about 14 baguettes

[@thej2241]

that +30 chips is really coming in clutch

[@johnlink9397]

Negative scary face carrying

[@sstb__]

810 chips is 810 chips ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@flashtirade]

It's a plasma deck, chips scaling is more useful than usual

[@Master_Fortune]

The casino be like: I'm gonna pay you 18 dollars to get the hell out

[@forgottenstuds8795]

the real blessing is that none of them shattered

[@lionelchristian2550]

The crazy thing is that none of the glass break

[@noice70]

Balatro players after just barely beating the blind by three orders of magnitude

[@colbyboucher6391]

The word "balanced" at the end makes this

[@maroohater75]

going this late game only on 1x game speed would be sisyphean for me

[@skybird23333]

Something tells me we are not playing the same Balatro

[@emirhankaratepe3595]

very nice description of the video

[@ThePhaseMaster]

I love how at the end it says “balanced” 😂

[@mathyoutoo1200]

Love the description!

[@ryannixon4138]

Omg 19 billion trillion million quadrillion chips! Good job, here’s $18 bucks.

[@Plinko001]

With the power of 78 you should be using much MUCH bigger number. Dectillion octillion nontillion is a start even though they don’t even come close to the power of 78

[@jovieasyrof2017]

Balatro and Vampire Survivor are modern day drugs haha

[@SergioSergio12345]

Great choice using Ludwig's theme lol

[@hungryhyena783]

Ludwig theme is so based

[@PhilosopherJEB]

“How much do I wiiiiinnn?!?!” 🤩 “$15.”

[@lasarousi]

Finally, a video game that teaches down to earth, useful, everyday life math.

[@AZealousRetort]

quick googling says exceeding the atoms in the milky way is a bit of an understatement since you are beating it by about 10 orders of magnitude, meaning you have the amount of atoms in somewhere between 1,000,000,000 to 100,000,000,000 Milky Way galaxies

[@Qvlvids]

This made me never want to play balatro again.

[@kiwiruuu]

I knew it someone's gonna pop off like crazy in this game, meanwhile I just chilling with only 4 runs completed

[@nonameee0729]

Ngl that scary face improved overall score of factor close to x2 (it was 1060x mult at the beginning and at the end over 2000x mult)

[@justafreak15able]

Balatro: The best I can do is $18 😂

[@lazypyro3510]

Breaks the space-time continuum. Cash Out $18.

[@Lunk42]

Very nice choice of music.

[@smokinggnu6584]

With the proper music to accompany something like this, no less!

[@im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username]

I'm jealous because i once had basically this exact run (3x triboulet, 3x sock and buskin, playing flush fives of red sealed kings) but only got as far as Ante 18. I should try that seed again some day and make sure to make enough glass in advance because I'm fairly certain a lack of glass is what did me in

[@82seno]

it's nice to watch...but when it happens during ur own run...oh boy that's a very nice feeling lol

[@portobellomushroom5764]

Need to turn on ×4 speed in settings

[@idleblogger]

Okay but why didn’t I think about using brainstorm to copy blueprint

[@Thunderfro]

Not even 4x speed lol

[@dustinw3579]

Bro, red seals on steels and mime would go crazy

[@WackoMcGoose]

Hand: 2,240 x 4.356e39 = low e40s ("Uh-oh...") Deck: *_B a l a n c e d_* Actual score: 2.178e39 x 2.178e39 = 4.743e78 ("Phew!")

[@trixnglz1871]

the description 🤣

[@vizdrom]

Question, do glass cards never break in these (or do they break after all triggers)

[@sstb__]

I got lucky (the previous hand I had 3 cards break at once)

[@vizdrom]

@@sstb__ 😬😬😬 Ooof

[@usernametaken017]

No Baron? [Megaman face]

[@itskelvinn]

It was e39, how did it go to e78 instantly? Even if it doubled, it would only go from e39 to e40 right?

[@thcgm]

What song is that it sounds similar to some doom style one i heard

[@debigribs9458]

at this point it's just a cookie clicker

[@millie_the_beetle]

You could also try getting a negative dusk too and wasting the first 4 hands to double this but that's really unnecessary

[@grsw7176]

You should have copied the one that retriggers face cards with blueprint and brainstorm. It would have gotten much, MUCH more chips than this

[@MetalSlugxx69]

cultured ost

[@togglinho]

yeah you're dying to the next ante

[@twiilit_]

whats the song?

[@DerDustige]

How do you get a run Like this i Never got. this Lucky

[@Silly_Vyxia]

all of that for 18 dollars

[@beanlover6963]

What seed is this?

[@camerapasteurize7215]

How do people do this stuff, honestly

[@tenko-lx2fn]

chill card game

[@respect386]

Me still trying to beat ante 8 😂

[@NeverSaySandwich1]

What music

[@AlexanderFlamesworth]

dear god

[@kaey6105]

Can you give the seed you used pls

[@goldensp3038]

You're getting 18 dollars for this

[@HoxtonLenn]

What is the music?

[@ArchitDas-o6h]

Ludwig, the Holy Blade - Bloodborne

[@Mafien_0]

Yeaaaa $18

[@Malicious_HAM]

MORE MORE!!!

[@zippydinglebarry]

good job?

[@active2-0001]

I come for seed

[@msk8221]

These videos are better off when you just simply lose despite all the scams you pull, and the result just turns into a disappointing red game over screen

[@rynodragon2316]

You Balatro players scare me

[@zelven6109]

A poker table reserved only and only... for the gods

[@arnoldderhutehersteller9049]

I played the game now for 20 hours an cant get past 20mio Blind

[@Noproblemk]

Chip*Mult ✖️ Mult*Chip ✔️

[@mikoweiOk]

WTF

[@lich.possum]

All that for 18 dollars