An Incorrect Summary of Ace Combat Zero

[@Max0r]

Hey all, While this summary is popular, I don't consider it to be up to my current editing standards. My current content is, in my opinion, FAR better in terms of voice and editing work (Especially voice), so I encourage you to check that out.

[@logibleek5549]

Just gotta say, my damaged retinas and I are huge fans of your content, new and old.

[@crimsonfoxonusae4472]

My damaged retina isn't able to see the difference anymore :D Additionally Will you do a incorrect summary of FFXIV?

[@14852577]

Does that mean you might be redoing it?

[@TheSonicFan4]

100% agreed, man

[@Maribro4]

While I can confirm they are better, your older videos like this one are still fucking bangers

[@sharkman2857]

"Your allies are horrified to find out that Ocean High Command has only sent in two planes as reinforcement and so are the Belkans" is the best summary of how Ace Combat makes you feel like a badass.

[@MrDalisclock]

Oseans: the fuck? They only sent two planes. Belkans: oh fuck. They only sent two planes.

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

It wasn't even the Osean High Command but the Ustio High Command cutting costs. "Eh, send those two planes. They will handle it" *One Mayhem later* "Oh, fuck! They actually handled it all themselves?"

[@atigerclaw]

@@LuizAlexPhoenix *_Presents bill for services rendered._* Remember, they aren't just planes. They're mercenary planes.

[@wherethetatosat]

"It's a ribbon..." 10 year old me: Pffft, a ribbon? That's not intimidating! "You're not gonna believe this! THEY ALL HAVE RIBBON INSIGNIAS!" 10 year old me: I have become death. Destroyer of Worlds.

[@MrDalisclock]

@@atigerclaw "Galm Team, be aware that we can not authorize a retreat" Pixy:"I had a feeling you'd say that. This is gonna cost you extra" Little did they realize Pixy kept the meter running the whole time..

[@narcarossj9937]

The geneva convention is my favorite fantasy novel. Edit: I have been informed that depite the fantasy themes the Geneva Convention displays, it is far better catagorised as absurdist humor.

[@2Axiom]

*Geneva suggestion

[@vidogams]

That is the best comment I have ever seen

[@kevinmao8755]

Yeah

[@nore5992]

And Law of Physics by the guy who have severe headache b'cuzz an Apple named Isaac Newton

[@DeNihility]

Don't have to worry about Geneva convention if there's no Geneva in Strangereal~

[@JdCR_927]

As a wise man once said, "War is bad, but planes are rad."

[@JdCR_927]

@@vmm9949 Exactly

[@sirsawtooth4044]

@@JdCR_927 I heard he became a Bionicle

[@sovietninja5976]

Red baron?

[@squidwardtentacles244]

I thought Wiseman was dead

[@killerz7770ag]

“War is awful, but mechas are sick.” - Gundam in a nutshell

[@culturalrebel]

10:24: That's actually a surprisingly good way of disarming a nuke. Getting the chain reaction going depends on critical mass being reached in an extremely precise manner, so damaging the warhead with explosives, gunfire, or even just a sledgehammer would cause it to fizzle. It wouldn't be pleasant for anyone within range, but said range would be massively reduced compared to if it had been allowed to go off unimpeded.

[@cpob2013]

Yeah people act as if nukes are like TNT. But think, if it was really that easy to turn uranium into a mushroom cloud, why did the Manhattan project take years of the best scientists in the world? Its a delicate piece of clockwork, not a firecracker

[@eva2602]

@@cpob2013 heavy water-shielded clockwork too, i.e. the most inert substance on the planet.

[@maucazalv903]

people tend to forget that explosives aren´t just an explosive liquid inside, I remember in a role community a lot of people saying that shooting at C4 (well I guess that this one depends) or missiles was dumb.... at least the second one is easier to explain and with recent events in a certain country I guess that now people know that you can counter missiles with missiles(?

[@spring5385]

@@maucazalv903 C4 is actually insanely stable. Its practically impossible to set off accidentally.

[@Thornbloom]

Blowing holes into the ascent stage also works.

[@marsmanofspace]

Let's take a moment to admire the clean-ass drift that that humvee pulled at 13:01

[@ColonelCbplayer]

ace combat and ridge racer are in the same universe after all

[@Victor-kv4jt]

Riiidge Racer!

[@Attaxalotl]

*DEJA VU!*

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

I was severely disapointed at the lack of Eurobeat.

[@OOZ662]

@@ColonelCbplayer I wanna meet the Nagase that pilots a Galaga fighter

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

Japanese game directors be saying war is bad. Same directors, BTW your next mission you have thermonuclear heat seeking cluster munitions with white phosphorus tips. It’s going to look cool as fuck.

[@iplaygames8090]

And xtra points for every orphan.

[@nore5992]

And 7 Nuclear of Mass Genocide seriously it will be cool as f*ck.

[@iplaygames8090]

@@nore5992 oh hi belkan. I hope you aint up to something.

[@nore5992]

@@iplaygames8090 Is okay. But the Grey Man associates still unsatisfied for the amount of Osea Propaganda on this video

[@cheeseninja1115]

Why do I have to look so cool when commiting warcrimes, I mean the nazis had top notch evil outfits

[@craigmoonen6206]

The Geneva convention doesn't count since Geneva doesn't exist in Strangereal.

[@Groza_Dallocort]

They still have something equal to the Geneva convention

[@raihanrusli2720]

I guess they have START2 treaty in that universe

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

@@Groza_Dallocort yuktobanian convention I guess

[@cameronrhyne7826]

They do however, have Italian food, though its unclear how that exists without Italy.

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

@@cameronrhyne7826 Italian bistro, swiss cheese dutch roll

[@fourninene]

Unironically "How many points did you get?" was such a good sentence

[@Callsign_Bear]

It is. It puts the players crimes up for them to see. For them to clap themselves on the back over. Or to really think back on all the horrible things they did

[@beverlystevens955]

@@Callsign_Bear And feel happy if it was their goal

[@kastro4460]

Literally Spec Ops: The Line's loading screens

[@wanderin_stud499]

@@kastro4460 Definitely has "Do you feel like a hero yet?" vibes.

[@germanwarrabbit]

the hoffnug section of this video gives me chills every time without fail

[@creativename1673]

14:37 The combination of the opening riff of Stains of Time, the "squadron intro" cutscene, and the delivery of "I am detecting a globetard on the radar, gentlemen!" actually makes Gault's entrance kinda badass.

[@nopenope6150]

Tbf the Stains of Time opening riff could probably make anything badass

[@RyougiVector]

I love how he also used his Monsoon voice in this *before* he made his MGR videos.

[@Kay_213_]

It already was badass and this makes it better

[@WolfTrooperRex]

I’m pretty sure Shwarzze Squad would be red sun

[@hmmmooops]

"Belkans bit into the crazy hamburger" sounds like what a traumatized veteran would say because their brain could not fathom the truth and had the memory altered as a defense mechanism

[@joseantonioparraayon3102]

“You get points be destroying refugee camp that’s definitely not a war crime at all

[@pirkster3523]

Not a war crime if the Belkan war is shrouded in mystery

[@conner6926]

Who cares about Belkans?

[@mineko2219]

ColdWarConnoisseur N O

[@Seagull780]

It's not, how could it be. Refugees flee war. You cannot be a part of what you flee from, so refugees are not a part of war and therefore it is impossible for killing them to be a war crime.

[@wormwalll6557]

@1010010111001010 haha

[@Loach461]

"Do you have a mechanical issue?" "No, I'm just sad." *Bruh*

[@Kay_213_]

I mean, he did hang back and refrain from helping shoot down the bombers because he was cynical and partly wanted them to succeed So the dialogue checks out…somehow

[@SeanUCF]

@@Kay_213_ Yeah but it's cringy as hell and could have been written much better.

[@Kay_213_]

I actually kinda like it how it’s written. Ridiculous dialogue like that is one of the things I like about ace combat That’s just my opinion though

[@SeanUCF]

@@Kay_213_ Cringy dialogue works for some games, but I just don't feel it works for ace combat. Kinda feels like something got lost in translation. I do see the appeal of the characters though. The characters in the series are unique.

[@Kay_213_]

@@SeanUCF For games that can be as ridiculous as ace combat I feel a little cringy dialogue works, I find it really silly (in a good way!). I’m probably biased though. And it’s quite likely that there is some “lost in translation” aspect seeing how it’s made by a Japanese company. Iirc “Demon Lord” was supposed to be a pun that doesn’t make sense out of a Japanese context

[@mickeymouse6628]

For the sheer amount of research, meme search, image search and scripting that must go into a video like this I hope you make back bank from youtube, if not, you CLEARLY love what you do.

[@noob_guardianhd3345]

you see that his videos are pieces of art.

[@stevemc01]

3 years later, and I believe you are in fact CORRECT my dearest gibbon.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Belka: "Sorry, gamers only." _nukes itself_

[@randomt-9034]

What's next, Holy Belkan Empire? Or Ordenstaat Belkan? Idk maybe another Burgsys country name.

[@reihn8203]

@@randomt-9034 United belkan Kingdom

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

@@randomt-9034 Ordenstaat Holy Belka

[@randomt-9034]

@ThyPeasantSlayer Alexei lives

[@Frontaled]

Haha gun go Brrrrrrrrt

[@doubleoof7907]

Wow, The “Strangereal” universe is the actual canon name of the alternate universe that the game takes place in, and not something Max0r made up

[@roguescorner9042]

Yep. It was originally a name fans ran with, but Team Aces eventually adopted it somewhat officially.

[@herobrineharry7698]

“In fact, we didn’t have to look far at all for his wingman, who was standing outside of my house with a gun.” [5 SECONDS OF TOTAL SILENCE]

[@Ramsey276one]

LOVED THAT XD

[@MrDalisclock]

Pixy doesn't believe in borders....or personal space

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

@@MrDalisclock Or even formal laws

[@ImmaLittlePip]

@@MrDalisclock Houses are just another form of boarders any way

[@Attaxalotl]

@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 "It's all because of borders and police officers saying I can't eat the drywall at home depot" -Solo Wing Pixy, 1995

[@italy402]

"Is this worth it? How many points did you get?" 30660. That's not an S rank, so I guess we're blowing up Hoffnung again.

[@timur5241]

OH SH-

[@TheCornerCaseMan]

Do it again, Bomber Cipher!

[@Kchau_78]

Do it again OADF!

[@HD_555]

As a matter of fact Belkan bombers were the ones to send Hoffnug into its Charlie Foxtrot

[@ErebusTheDragonn]

“Whoever installed a microwave on my jet is a fucking genius look at those utensils *GO”*

[@CyberDagger003]

It's just a shame that they were in the wrong plane for it.

[@Attaxalotl]

*Espada one this is Espada two* *Consider this a gift from Espada me to Espada you* *I speak in limerick to the enemies that I slay* *I wish to destroy borders now get out of the way* *Death you shall have, and quickly too* *Here I present, a missile for you*

[@justacringychannelpassingb7044]

@@Attaxalotl wait (dies) Oh shit he killed the rhyming guy what the fuck? I’d better not die in four missiles that would be ba- (also dies)

[@ksatria1247]

For prolonge exposure to the worlds uper atmosphers radiation has opened our eyes to the holy sparkinies of the microwave oven specifically metal inside of it, and you lookin awfully alot like a spoon right know

[@reedman0780]

@@CyberDagger003 with how big and heavy MiG-31 is, I dont doubt they cant do that, hell, it probably even comes with one straight out of the factory

[@mf6610]

2:18 GRUN: Different voices with their leader’s cockpit flooded 4:39 GELB: Memelord 7:58 SCHWARZE: On-Board Microwave enthusiasts 13:12 ESPADA: Spanish Rhymer 14:38 GAULT: Defective Flat-Earthers

[@jakejohnson718]

16:14 PIXY: *BUDDY*

[@doctornotprofessor]

GRUN was definitely the most normal out of all of these.

[@SenseiRaisen]

My only question would be what would be Wizard, Sorcerer, Silber, Schnee, Rot and Indigo.

[@Winslow19]

@@doctornotprofessor I'd say Espada is. Grun went and filled their buddies cockpit with water, Espada just has a rhymer.

[@jacqmarthy536]

@@Winslow19 also happens to be a dance instructor

[@germanwarrabbit]

"enemy jets scramble hopelessly to try and defend their friends and family and you take them out. you hear the sounds of screaming and of air raid sirens and just like every other target before you take them out. you take them all out, burning everything until there is only silence. is this worth it? how many points did you get?" this part gives me chills every time without end

[@sylonogwailou]

"Is this worth it - how many points did you get?" Fuck that's chilling.

[@MrDalisclock]

Do you feel like a hero yet? How many people have you killed today?

[@slygo594]

@@MrDalisclock Ace Combat The Line

[@skyprior3866]

How did it feel coward? sitting behind your screen making them die, did you laugh when you killed those refugees? Did you like as the points added up? You couldn't even kill them in person, no even behind your screen you couldn't do that. Instead from the safety of of a plane in the air you bombed and slaughtered women and children. What'll happen when you home is just an objective? Will you scream too?

[@cpob2013]

up there with spec ops' "do you feel like a hero yet?"

[@Mygg_Jeager]

Not as chilling as the answer: "Yes, yes it was. And more than enough."

[@dAnIeLmOnGe2000]

10:11 Pixy: "I'm going to kill you PJ." He wasn't lying.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

He's been reading Posadas

[@chasetoyama8184]

I just posted a comment that literally said the same thing.

[@sketch92]

And with that PJs fate was 100% sealed tight.

[@m4albino201]

He heard PJ is about to give his gf some flowers so yeah.....he dislike him for having gf

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

He Really Wasn't

[@Nineball459]

"Is this worth it? *How many points did you get?* " This is what I love about ace combat, one second your flying around blowing shit up having a great time in silly strangereal land, the next you're suffering a serious moral dilemma as you commit blatant warcrimes, often preventing warcrimes just a few missions prior/later. Max0r's Ace Combat 7 video got me to give this franchise a try and I'll never regret that decision, these games are amazing and I'm so thankful I've given them a try.

[@FratMingo]

Gun them all down mercilessly tbh

[@ark14700]

Where else shall I test out my FAEBs?

[@strayednine8859]

You say that then proceeds to cheese people with "special" back GL and plasma rifle Also human plus

[@hquwhjher]

I agree completely. Shame that I had to wait for a while to get Ace Combat 7 since my HDD is a bit cramped, and also I need to wait for it on sale because I don't have any money. Also, Belka did nothing wrong

[@SRVZephyr]

@@hquwhjher It's on Xbox Gamepass. If you have a bluetooth controller and good internet you can stream it to any pc or Android device.

[@nick0875]

I don't think he realized that the yellow targets are optional targets that you take out only if you are doing the Mercenary or Soldier paths.

[@ValentinexGaming]

The "How many points did you get?" line kind of points to him knowing.

[@prachetasnayse9709]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Majima_Nowhere]

"Zero" is the single best piece of music in the entire series, even in a meme-filled video like this it still makes me emotional.

[@darkjackl999]

Thank you, i was wondering what song he played at that point

[@kamuikadet6538]

To be fair, I prefer hush

[@NetoKruzer]

Mercenary Route: Kill Everyone even the children and inocent. Soldier Route: Good Soldiers follow orders. Knight Route: Litteraly letting your blood seeking enemies goe away and fight you agan and repeat...

[@Flaruwu]

Hi nimi

[@F1-Person]

huh, a fellow shikikan

[@somethingsomethingcrotasen1643]

@@F1-Person welcome to insanity of ace combat memes max

[@F1-Person]

@@somethingsomethingcrotasen1643 Oh thanks.

[@blacksnow7106]

you made a reference for Soldier route but missed the "Not just the men" for Mercenary route?

[@swordman8959]

Real quick fun fact: Not only was Pixy's live-action actor in are You Afraid of the Dark, but he was also in the Goosebumps TV Show AND a Japanese eye drop commercial. Also, he changed his name, grew out his hair, and is now in an LA-Based "Horror Influenced" Death Metal Band. (I discovered this and told Max when he was hunting for some memes)

[@StellarGryphon]

Wait really? That's amazing

[@ComingInHotPink]

I need the name of that band

[@comissarnico3933]

Nice pfp

[@Paratroopersteark]

give me his name, i want to check out the band

[@CSLucasEpic]

@@Paratroopersteark His current name is Sean Vertigo. His former name was Sean Ryan.

[@jonnyrawket8158]

Stop avoiding AC6, we know you want to. It’s literally the holy grail of Ace Combat memes.

[@nickcher7071]

I'm sure he will, when it is emulated correctly. Right now, as far as I concerned, there are still those damn black triangles all over the surface (everything other already runs normal though, so I guess it is not far from completing)

[@I_USE_BLUARM_ULTRAKILL]

I'm more excited for AC5.

[@UXB1000]

@@I_USE_BLUARM_ULTRAKILL **

[@OzgeKatip]

@@nickcher7071 black triangles? belka confirmed

[@googleisevil8958]

@@nickcher7071 Ain't it also on Game Pass? It WAS an Xbox exclusive (For some reason) You'd think Microsoft would have that shit on Game Pass by now.

[@lunarservant6781]

“You know i have a girlfriend back at base-“ *and with that PJ’s death was gurantee’d* bruh that’s tru tho-

[@kooshikomeiji4989]

Is just garantee is not like is 100% righ- And that is why his dead was sealed

[@stemmarb7r751]

Just imagine the meme goldmine whenever Max0r will get to AC6, I'll be waiting.

[@Lunarice98]

I'd say take a shot every time you heard THAT phrase but you'd be dead several times over by the end so I won't.

[@andrewzheng4038]

if he just replaces the "Dance with the angels" with "for the Golden King" battlecry from mission 1 I'll be golden

[@Eifion]

GO DANCE WITH THE ANGELS

[@phantomwraith1984]

@@andrewzheng4038 this! This right here! Replace that angel shit with pilots screaming "For the Golden King" and Ac6 would be 10x better.

[@derptomistic]

Emerian - "GO DANCE WITH THE-" *Gets hit with a FAEB* Estovakian - "No... None of that... shame on you..."

[@Max0r]

Video trivia! Fun facts about the creation of this video: 0:02 - This intro necessitated me going to multiple discords and making an announcement on my own discord to send me as many AC0 memes as possible. 0:42 - The overlay at the bottom to block the subtitles is made out of screenshots of the briefing and color-corrected pictures of my editing software. 0:55 - The intro to this scene was originally going to explain why Solo Wing Pixy was called that because he "Could only eat one chicken wing in his entire life" but it was unfunny and got cut. 1:14 - You can hear the death music. That was added in post. I played the entire game without music so I could record and add the music in post. It was hell. 2:18 - All cutscenes have almost all of their sound effects dubbed over in post so that I don't have to have their in-game talking interrupt my intentions. This includes ALL of the plane noises, which took long to do just right in post alone. 2:23 - Everyone in Grun except for Grun 1 (Myself) is random people I just asked to send me lines on my Discord. That's also where their portrait images are from - random requests. 2:53 - This was almost cut entirely but I felt it was required to explain why any interviews are occuring. 3:26 - In my opinion this is the worst joke in the entire video 3:58 - Jeff Bezos being here is just a cameo. I felt pressured to include Bezos and Torres again (From AC7) because of how the fans liked him, but I ultimately decided that the video was better off creating its own characters. 4:04 - That Latin is from the Vulgate Bible 4:39 - The original idea for Gelb was going to be that they were vloggers. I did not go with this option. 6:03 - This was not part of the script, I just kept rambling after saying my normal line to see what I would get. The line I got was perfect. There was originally going to be something else there. 6:25 - This is a burger king ad that my brother sent me that caused me to burst out laughing so I forced it into the video 6:46 - The plotline of the announcer being an implied communist saboteur is not meant to be answered or elaborated on. I don't have time to explain every joke plot I make. Sometimes it's better to leave things grey. Why was he doing it? How did he get there? You will not know. 6:48 - PJ was supposed to have a normal voice but I used the wrong voice effect on him and got that nightmare. I thought it was so funny I just changed it to be like that. That's why I'm laughing during one of his lines. 7:58 - Schwarze never had a concrete script in mind, only that I wanted them to be "Chaotic". Schwarze was rewritten and re-recorded 3 different times before I settled on the microwaves. 8:23 - I can only make this noise when genuinely mad. 8:58 - I only had the idea to do this effect from watching Bosh videos. 9:23 - I spent like 20-30 minutes trying to get PJ's voice to sound just right so that it wasn't genuinely annoying to listen to but still kinda funny for most people. He also doesn't talk much as a result. 9:40 - The music here is from a Hearts of Iron 4 mod called The New Order: Last Days of Europe 10:09 - This was re-recorded 3x to get the pronunciation right. I had to do a twitter poll to ask which one was correct. 11:12 - This joke only exists because I was looking at Discord around this time and someone posted a Crazy Hamburger meme 13:03 - This is one of the few times I actually use cutscene sound besides the Pixy fight. There's too much happening to dub over. 13:13 - I use MGR:R music on bosses after this point to steadily build the hype. The normal music for this game here was inadequate for the pacing. 14:01 - This is my mother. 14:14 - I was about to cut this scene for having too much unnecessary explanation but I thought it was funnier to have the player zone out while imagining a monkey in a bathroom 14:52 - The entire Gault squad's personality is based off of how good I thought this one line was. 16:09 - In-game, PJ's last words are literally "dangit". 16:15 - This is a nearly perfect recreation of the actual scene you receive in-game, with some different timing on my lines. 16:26 - Pixy has so many memorable lines that I limited myself to a certain number of them. On the chopping block was "This twisted game needs to be reset" Because it necessitated a joke about resetting the PS2, which threw off the pacing of the final battle too much. 16:50 - I tried to fix this emulator glitch for 30 minutes before I realized it was funnier with the glitch still in. 17:48 - Originally this scene was written to be much longer and more poignant. I realized it didn't matter, because the final battle was so hype in my eyes that there was no need to bring the pacing to a screeching halt - so I ended it with a fast and punchy joke. 17:52 - The music choice here doesn't mesh well with the scene but I just loved the ending vibes it gave too much to change it.

[@joseantonioparraayon3102]

Love your videos max

[@catsame5703]

Wow that's a lot

[@sheckelliberator7931]

We did it guys. We made Max0r an ace combat fan.

[@nore5992]

"Dangit"

[@Xumak525]

bruh.. das too much work

[@joaorafaelmachado3487]

I'm brazilian so "What has borders given us... Overpriced PS5's"

[@randomka-52alligatorthatis34]

"That's what V2 is for"

[@lukasi.v4269]

Hello fellow brazilian :p

[@joaorafaelmachado3487]

@@lukasi.v4269 hi my consagrado

[@Destroyer2150]

Overpriced games as well.

[@redactado266]

No, without borders brazil will escape, we have to contain it.

[@ThunderousFolf]

15:39 "You do it like this: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhH-" "We MaDe It!" "And then you crash, so you have to do it again." IF THAT AIN'T THE MOST REAL SHIT I'VE HEARD. Most if not all of us have had to at least retry this level once due to crashing in our time playing this game.

[@dairenoh693]

I'm probably gonna have a hard time if I ever get around to emulating the game in the future, so fingers crossed!

[@BullDeerAryu_]

Same sitch in Ace Combat 7 (at least for me with the tunnel climb)

[@Raptor_7206]

Just played the Avalon mission today, and I did the EXACT SAME THING LMAO

[@pallav8725]

​@@Raptor_7206I cheated by using save states lmao

[@caffeineaddictedklutz]

When the cocaine-fueled ramblings of Max0r are indistinguishable from actual ingame dialogue...

[@gegeji6442]

They failed to change the world with by launching *V2* over the world so now they instead tried to change the world by launching *Vtubers* on the internet and almost succeeded with Torres.

[@nickcher7071]

Well its his mental illness, so he really gets to choose the coping mechanism

[@jtho8937]

Heh, V2bers

[@frozenheartedgiant8330]

God damn Belkans, they ruin everything

[@bluecaptainIT]

@@frozenheartedgiant8330 #BelkaDidEverythingWrong

[@timur5241]

@@bluecaptainIT legitimately

[@Volume_Halome]

That moment, when the most prestigious branch of your military, that is widely considered to be the single greatest air force on the planet. Gets systematically massacred by some F-15 boi working in minimum mercenary wage.

[@imtiredtiredtired]

Yeah, and one enemy i think Rot 1? is pretty salty about how his eLiTe squadron got shafted by minimum wage mercenary sweatshop pilots

[@gluever54]

@@imtiredtiredtired guy went from a celebrated ace to a no name university professor. It's a good university but still

[@wayfarer3535]

Crimson 1: “First ti-oh wait”

[@gluever54]

@@wayfarer3535 should be the other way around since Zero came before Wingman

[@wayfarer3535]

Daffa Ulhaq hence the oh wait Fun fact, “Rot” is “red” in German, which is essentially the Belkan language. So it’s the same guy getting shafted in two parallel universes

[@bwcmakro]

"This fight is challenging because you're fighting 8 simultaneous aircraft" Ace Combat 7: *laughs in Arsenal Bird*

[@FoxtrotStudi0s]

Hunin and Mugin: Ok so, how about we launch 4 of us, making this a multi billion dollar light show. :]

[@crashedforeigncar]

Alicorn : *laughs* *in* *VLSs,* *SAMs,* *SLUAVs,* *and* *SACS* *Planes*

[@weir-t7y]

MISSILEMISSILEMISSILEMISSILE

[@rataV7517]

Ace combat 7 AI is stupid

[@shingshongshamalama]

Who would win? An entire military one F-22

[@timur5241]

All crazy personalities 2:11 Grun 4:38 Gelb 7:55 Schwarze 13:10 Espada 14:34 Gault 16:14 Pixy

[@Attaxalotl]

My favorite one was this: *Espada one this is Espada two* *Consider this a gift from Espada me to Espada you* *I speak in limerick to the enemies that I slay* *I wish to destroy borders now get out of the way* *Death you shall have, and quickly too* *Here I present, a missile for you*

[@timur5241]

@@Attaxalotl wait...

[@lukefurno1151]

Gotta say….GAULT stole my heart

[@nathanielpearman9169]

@@lukefurno1151 I am detecting a globetard on the radar gentlemen

[@WolfTrooperRex]

Oh shit he killed the rhyming guy wtf?!

[@goldenrodprime226]

Jesus fuck I was not expecting Burgundian Lullaby to be used as the backtracking to mass war crimes and self-nuking.

[@ummmhelp]

I know, its so on theme too and just a great track

[@Haha-v2j]

T H E R E I S. NO. HOPE. UNDER. THE. BLACK. SUN

[@pinochet3317]

Lets be honest, every single Ace Combat game shines in terms of Soundtrack, Gameplay too, but the soundtrack especially.

[@wichitawwojak3786]

You know you've accomplished something when spanish guitar instills a primal sense of fear into hundreds of thousands.

[@bencurran3204]

zero will always be an awesome song

[@alexanderfenn4457]

I want to see Rosa's Dog from AC7 as the next protagonist in the AC series. He slaughters thousands of Osean children in one crime against humanity after another not for some sense of pride, for a *NAtiOn* or to DaNCE wiTh ThE AnGeLs... Nah, he just wants a belly rub bec he a good boi

[@mistamemewide]

*_DEATH TO THE OSEA_*

[@averymicrowave1713]

Plot twist: Rosa adopted the dog from Belka

[@girthquakr]

BURN OSEA TO THE GROUND

[@warmachine5835]

@Max0r do the needful, incorrect summary of ace combat 7 but Blaze is cardboard dog

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

@@averymicrowave1713 WHAT?!?!?!

[@SatanaeBellator]

I like the idea of Grun 1 flying for however long while his cockpit is filled with water, and not saying a thing about it until you show up.

[@FarmYardGaming]

"No it's just water"

[@HokutoDynasty]

"Launch the big fuck" has become one of my favorite sentences of all time.

[@EdyAlbertoMSGT3]

16:02 The "...i even bought her flowers" was soo good it made me feel happyness

[@siloharr7088]

"I have the power of god cypher and this is only the beginning, launch the big f##k" I really begin to understand the art of war when I see multiple youtubers commit to ignoring the Geneva suggestion and quoting Sun Tzu

[@kk-gr3ly]

Note to the mechanic of the Grun-1 "Do not use the under maintenance fighter cockpits as aquariums"

[@MrDalisclock]

But it's funnier that way.....and it saves money on aquariums

[@TheRealFernancoTachanka]

​@@MrDalisclock VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *more underwater sounds*

[@ultmateragnarok8376]

I love eating penut buter and Jacksonville, Florida sandwitches.

[@pirkster_]

penut buter and Jacksonville, Florida samdwitchs very goood!!!11!!!!!1!!!1!!!

[@nahmad7080]

@@pirkster_ holy shit i think i remember you

[@funnyhat2585]

The structure of your "Incorrect Summary" videos are so chaotic yet still have great structure and an actual story. The always have me laughing yet give me goosebumps. To put it simply, your content is phenomenal.

[@dividewalker5673]

I just had to take a moment and comment on the use of _Burgundian Lullaby_ at 9:30 to underscore the arson of Hoffnung. _Fuck me,_ it fits so well. Props to you for that use, Max0r. I keep coming back just to hear _"How many points did you get?"_ with that playing in the background. Would have been even better hearing the quiet sound of both flames and air raid sirens the whole time too.

[@TechnoHackerVid]

Oh my god thank you! I've been trying to find out what that song was for a while

[@nore5992]

PJ : *" I've a Girlfriend that's waiting for me "* Jäger : *" I've a Story to tell my Son about"* Same Synergy but different Outcame

[@spartanx9293]

Technically shamrock could also be included it's just his family died instead of him that and most people hate Ace combat 6's story

[@dehavillandvampire]

@@spartanx9293 Hey! Marcus actually did shit in missions. Sure he's annoying when he makes you fiht strigon team with no ammo in the desert that one time, but every wingman is a bit janky. Except Wardog of course

[@spartanx9293]

@@dehavillandvampire shamrock did fuck with a side of all you want to know what allies I relied on the frontal section of my d pad seriously that attack was way too powerful even on hard I could down Pasternak just by using it twice

[@MalfosRanger]

Jäger’s son gets to be a wingman in Electrosphere, so those stories did something.

[@timber_wulf5775]

ソウタ.ブリーズ wait what??

[@generalralph6291]

Well now I’ve been traumatized. Never show me your face again. It’s a face for radio.

[@just_matt214]

He actually looks a lot like Jerome Blake without a beard.

[@spitfiremk26]

Max0r: References an in-game glitch in the "EAT MY SQUARE EXPLOSIONS" line for comedic effect whilst highlighting the absurdity of a fighter aircraft carrying multiple nukes. Also Max0r, literally 10 seconds later: edits an emotional montage of pixy and cipher before they became adversaries, before they were torn apart by ideological differences, back when they fought as wingmen for hire, whilst also convincingly voicing pixy as a grizzled ace who has gone full doomer nihilist due to overexposure to the immoral nature of conflict. Jesus Christ Max0r, that brief emotional sequence made me feel far more than this video ever deserved to... props to you

[@badbeardbill9956]

I mean, unironically nukes have been mounted to air to air rockets, and a plane like the F-14 could probably carry 10 if you could use all the hardpoints.

[@tranviethuy8440]

if nukes could fit onto an AIM-54 Phoenix chassis, the F-14 would be able to carry 6 of them, using 6 out of the 8 available hardpoints

[@badbeardbill9956]

Assuming the hardpoints are compatible an F-14 could potentially carry 10 AIR-2 Genie rockets, each with 1.5 kt of yield. Unguided though, but from what I can find the weight would be under the total capacity. Volume limits may be hit first though

[@aguyuno]

"You're the only one that can kill me, Cypher. THE ONLY ONE." Chills.

[@donnycorn3086]

@@aguyuno "I LOVE YOU LIKE A BROTHER, CYPHER!" A line literally never heard of since, not even Minos Prime.

[@germansniper5277]

Whenever it says actual in-game dialogue in one of Max0r's videos im never sure if it actually is

[@joshuapurdy7065]

It is

[@spearthumb1936]

It is as long as that is on the screen

[@ThatSlowTypingGuy]

15:53 "Then you go back in under a time limit to destroy the other weak spots *I'm not nervous.* " I know that feel.

[@HydraDominus]

No one: Belka: Geneva convention? More like Geneva *suggestion*

[@Cecmomega]

I mean, does geneva even exist in strangereal to begin with ?

[@RedShocktrooperRST]

THIS IS STRANGEREAL NOT EARTH, THERE IS NO GENEVA HAHAHAHA Osea: this applies to us too Belka: o fuk

[@vixx-kun7686]

Geneva OPINION

[@Valks-22]

@@Cecmomega fun fact - when shooting and hitting enemies with MG some pilots will scream "My plane is Swiss cheese / My plane has been Swiss cheesed" which I always found funny since Switzerland should not exist in Strangereal

[@Komyeta]

@@Valks-22 well ustio is based on Swiss

[@infernosgaming8942]

Hmmm, German Colors as names of squadrons? Bombing an "Industrial Target" with "Strictly Tactical Bombers"? Sounds a bit like Arther "Fire up the Lancasters" Harris was an Osean.

[@broadbandislife]

To be fair to "Butcher" Harris, in his day getting like 10% of the bombs within a hundred meters of a target the size of a fucking factory was _extraodinary accuracy_ only regularly achieved by the USAAF with its top-of-the-line bombsights and, uh, ability and willingness to eat the extra casualties suffered in daylight raids. ...there's a reason precision weapons and better targeting systems went up fairly high in airforce R&D priority lists afterwards.

[@HipFire1]

do it again OSEA!

[@Jusuff]

Belka is Strangereal's Germany

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

@@Jusuff And I Tought It Was Russia

[@Jusuff]

@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 that's Yuktobania

[@rafaelsousa5]

"Futuro Canal" My brain: Futa Canal? Me: *Shut*

[@notloopers1110]

Your brain was thinking of somthing, thats for sure

[@gracecalis5421]

Brain? Nah. That was your heart talking, right there

[@papertoymonsters2748]

5:03 We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: Memes. The DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture - they are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair… All memes. All passed along.

[@euaf-crimson1730]

"those who survive long enough on the battlefield begin to think their invincible I bet you do too buddy." - Pixy "Can you see any borders from here? What has borders given us." - also Pixy

[@badasstasticusbadass4908]

Seeing Max0r lossing himself becoming into a Belkan/warmonger/war criminal who did nothing wrong brings peace and joy to my soul. Welcome to AC dude, we got Waifus, warcrimes, animes and nukes!

[@parjai97]

@Mialisus It's meant to be played on a dualshock my dude

[@spartanx9293]

@@parjai97 an Xbox controller also works

[@parjai97]

@@spartanx9293 dualshock

[@spartanx9293]

@@parjai97 xbox it just feels better to me also ace combat 6 worked just fine on an Xbox remote

[@Grim-kf5og]

Adfx-01 morgan is best waifu

[@wanderer5058]

16:15 i can not understate how hype you made this segment. same feel as when i played the actual thing, while still making jokes

[@valkrineculston3505]

"Is this worth it? How many points did you get?." That scene with the bombers over hofnung was actually low key kinda dark as fuck. But that whole mission was a nightmare looking back on it and seriously messed up.

[@eirei0789]

Fun fact. kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5vEqap4bdWHjqM There's a deleted dialogue in the game where you hear on your radio a man (civilian as far as you know) screaming as he dies from a factory explosion.

[@ZKP314]

It also retroactively enhances AC5’s message about striving for peace rather than war.

[@dreamEnd]

Fellas; If your protagonist associated with Arthurian lore, got a "demon lord" for a nickname, has a significance with the word "Zero", and has a theme thats heavy with guitars and castanets... Thats not Cipher, thats the leader of black knights, Lelouch Vi Britannia

[@Demonetization_Symbol]

All jokes aside, Pixy is one of the most memorable ace combat characters.

[@blecandy1232]

I see your pixy and raise you a captain torres lying on his crisp bed sheets watching marine chan

[@dr.vikyll7466]

A yes the sequel which is a prequel

[@soldatdaniels8738]

The Flat Earth squadron was the best! The bit where they talk about the edge being like a world without boundaries is exactly like the anime character that turns out to be a turncoat and exposits why he/she joined the bad guys, comparing what they devoutly desire to the name of the antagonist group. Great job Max!

[@magicalgirl1296]

Watame sure has a lot of chaotic energy 0:14 5:35 1:27 14:32

[@jethrovelez7997]

Were can i find that clip please ive been looking that like 4 mouths

[@Yui_187]

I need that clip

[@bonnie1020a]

@@Yui_187 Any luck in finding it?

[@officialxverzusz]

14:14 HQ: *explaining the next mission after taking out the Espada giant plane * Glam-1: *just watching memes on his phone * "There's a monkey in mah bathroom~"

[@killersnail561]

WATAME DID NOTHING WRONG

[@hibatyolian2967]

just as belka did nothing wrong Watame is belkan confirmed?

[@Lunk42]

Tsunodrill is actually a belkan weapon.

[@AFDefinta]

I appreciate how intense you made the final fight between Cipher and Pixy feel with this editing. This is good. I appreciate it.

[@Vrilltrooper-of-sillymaxxia]

"I CAN JUST FEEL THE TENSION DISSAPATING" 12:33 Made my fucking day

[@choppergunner8650]

"I want a dommy mommy milky tomboy doomer zoomer tradwife boomer trad Cath goth je-" Can't agree more with Dominic and his love for tomboys. Based.

[@TheRealFernancoTachanka]

Also him later: *I'm going to f*** *your dad coming high*

[@hasanfawzi]

“Belka, what are you doing with those bombers?” “Gameing”

[@Doug-Strong]

"have you found a reason to fight yet?" is a line I unironically love, haha

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

I really want to see Max pull an Ace Combat 7 box off of his shelf when he does an incorrect summary of Ace Combat 04. It would be the perfect brick joke.

[@kengibbs2541]

"Grün 4 reporting." "Grün 3 reporting." "Grün 2 reporting." "Grün 1 HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM." I have no idea why this makes laugh each time I hear Grün 1.

[@dreadnot-s4s]

I love how all the squadrons have their version of insanity. For me, it's Schwarze squadron. For the holy sparkies of the microwave oven.

[@electrohalo8798]

It’s like gault, but more aquatic

[@lukaimedashvili270]

So it was a prank or- No It's just Wota

[@TheEnergizingbunny]

A gargled "WHO FILLED MY COCKPIT WITH WATER"

[@weir-t7y]

I don't even get the joke but it's funny as fuck

[@LordOfGilneas]

14:44 *realizes the contradiction in his statement and beliefs... WITHDRAWS FURTHER INTO INSANITY* Maxor's amazing like that XD

[@IDSearcher]

8:37 "Guys, I think I'm suffering a mechanical failure related to the pilot's mental state: I'm joining the sparkies now, WOOO-" *explosion * Hilarious

[@Ramash440]

This is an incorrect summary because the video doesn't consist solely of "Belka did nothing wrong".

[@nitrocide9559]

[@serinahighcomasi2248]

> > >

[@primusserv]

Those images of Sarajevo. God damn. I just feel bad.

[@paeshooter7132]

8:15 That is the most ominous phrase I've ever heard in a combat setting and I plan to use it whenever appropriate thank you.

[@Dumbrarere]

I won't lie. The comments about Hoffnung and Waldreich both sent chills down my spine. The comments about Hoffnung in particular are so bone-chilling because of how accurate they are of portraying just why it was so demoralizing for people on both sides, and why it led Belka to make the choices it did in the events that followed.

[@goblinoftheyear7407]

My two favorite things, spanish guitars and copious unforgivable warcrimes.

[@EfftupSmith]

AND Giant flying fortress planes bristling with drones and missiles and god knows what else?

[@Kay_213_]

Nuclear weapons. Don’t forget the nuclear weapons

[@a3alex774]

I'm so happy that Burgundian Lullaby is being used for more stuff. The mod is great, would recommend for anyone with HOI.

[@electrohalo8798]

14:38 and I am dead due to laughing so hard edit: so im back from the hospital after i burst a lung due to laughter, i will be filing a law suit about this

[@electrohalo8798]

Mialisus your eyes have tricked you, I never said filled I said filed

[@seuchenvater5687]

@Mialisus im gonna fill the lawsuit all i goddamn like

[@heitormedina7098]

Stains of time starts fucking playing

[@richyhu2042]

Holy fuck I was not expecting good hear the Burgundian Lullaby at 9:33 and instantly got TNO ptsd. I love you and hate you for it Maxor. Does work since you are having a certified gamer moment.

[@SuperProMember]

What does TNO mean?

[@richyhu2042]

@@SuperProMember it's a mod for hoi4 that gets dark real fast.

[@HopeP0H]

I was playing the mission where you liberate Directus, and my brother walked in. He misread Belkans and asked me why I was launching missiles at a church in the Balkans. 10/10, one of my favorite games of all time

[@ZKP314]

Ngl, A Zero inspired game about the Yugoslavia Breakup would be rad.

[@notloopers1110]

*"EAT MY SQUARE EXPLOSIONS"* - ITS TIME man whenever the fack this game was released - 2020

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

ACZ is from 2006

[@lordmarshmal_0643]

Man, whenever I read that bit, I think of the bombs in a puzzle game I play that hit a kinda sizeable region (7x7 tiles)... in a perfect square if there's no fully solid obstacles in the area. The way the explosion's blocked by obstacles within the middle like 5x5 region is pretty simple too.

[@ryanjapan3113]

0:45 oh no pixy was sane at this point in time

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

Pixy did nothing wrong

[@lilrolls8928]

Just like Belka​@@LuizAlexPhoenix

[@kobidavis1752]

0:42 perfect summary of all the games

[@Andrecio64]

16:47: i love this part "EAT MY SQUARE EXPLOSIONS"

[@Hazmat2977]

"So, have you found a reason to fight yet ?" "Buddy." "IT'S TIME !"

[@millennialchicken]

That's cool and all but uhhh, is Bandog here? His order of lolis is here...

[@yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095]

Errrrr wrong address?

[@nullpoint3346]

Bandog? Did my scrambler fuck up my order?

[@nullpoint3346]

I'm going to assume that the goal was to get someone to say. "Who/What is bandog?"

[@Sinclairemil]

Solitary NOW!

[@jasonbelstone3427]

@@nullpoint3346 "Who or what is 'Band-dog'" --Bandog, on receiving an order of lolis addressed to "Bandog", who ordered the lolis that now belong to him.

[@Merlin_The_Wizard]

Man, the ending of Act II was beautifully done, especially with the whiplash of the hilarious "Let's keep this war going~" right after.

[@StellarGryphon]

Whoa, wasn't expecting to hear HoI4: The New Order soundtrack. I also wasn't expecting this to be out so soon! Nice!

[@TheTfrules]

There is only pain under the black sun

[@theprincipalityofbelka4646]

There are no borders under the black sun

[@TheCornerCaseMan]

@@theprincipalityofbelka4646 There can't be any borders if every country has been destroyed. STRENG GEHEIM

[@landonito4616]

SS State of Belka

[@Supercohboy]

16:21 I'M SORRY WHAT, V.IV RUSTY FROM ARMORED CORE 6 IS JUST A LESS-INSANE PIXY FROM ACE COMBAT ZERO???

[@MrDalisclock]

"Was it worth it? How many points did you get?" Getting serious Spec Ops: The Line vibes here

[@notme-ji5uo]

Feel like a hero yet?

[@Soulraven2735]

At least the railroading isn't as bad this time

[@joeblow5214]

How many Osean's have you killed today?

[@cropathfinder]

@@Soulraven2735 no thats ace combat assault horizon. Also spec ops isn't really railroaded u have choices

[@Soulraven2735]

@@cropathfinder Forcing the player to commit war crimes in order to progress and then admonishing them for doing so is railroading.

[@RedShocktrooperRST]

That moment when TNO Himmler and Pixy are actually on the same page.

[@randomt-9034]

[STRENG GEHEIM]