this

is a sword
(two weeks jack offs)

[@Xaibo_Red]

To pull such a long sword, his arm must stretch all the way to the ozon layer.

[@crabbyandchips]

IN WHICH HE DID...

[@user-yn3sv3vs9l]

The sword goes to mars when he swings!

[@otakumangastudios3617]

I bet he stole that from the allspark, at least Cybertron

[@otakumangastudios3617]

@Samantha Brown used to be a huge fan when I was a kid :)

[@itz_allen7228]

so im NOT the only one who was thinking about how long his arm would have to be?

[@AscendedBeyond]

FOLDED ONE TRILLION TIMES

[@bonixohd3424]

Bruh

[@henrymonroe4300]

Its made out of the planets core

[@nothomebutnotreally3782]

@@henrymonroe4300 It is the entire planet

[@exorias625]

folding metal 1 trillion times isn't even surprising right now because 1 nothing extremely special happens to it appart from more impurities being forced out and its strength being increased in a way 2 yea sure its folded a trillion times but i bet there's something that it's gonna hit amd its gonna break it

[@oammaslastnamethei3063]

@@exorias625 yes, absolutely, love myself sum nice facts but that wasn't what the joke ment imo. Sorry if i may come off as rude btw

[@journeymanX]

(Scotsman keeps pulling sword) Jack: fifty years have passed but I do not age

[@Canadia_Ball]

You're a genius.

[@miradreamer6274]

Asian don’t raisin

[@elainad6728]

This is a sword

[@ev-zi4jh]

1k

[@yeetirosina]

@@miradreamer6274 LOL

[@Destroyah5000]

Suddenly, a bagpipe cover of One Winged Angel starts playing in the distance.

[@Anemoia.Tea56]

Hard to imagine but the thought lingers

[@kindredloner]

YES LMAO

[@VBandit47]

Well... Now I legitimately just want to hear that

[@KitsuneFyora]

........has someone ever actually done this?

[@zenaxia8063]

@@KitsuneFyora ima make that lmao

[@toast819]

Anime character’s weapon when they find out that friendship is powerful:

[@royalpancakes7807]

Underated comment alert

[@DiamantisHell]

Lmao

[@sailorshark3334]

Berserk nuff said

[@greasyboi3154]

I- you are not wrong there

[@boianko]

You're wrong, this is a sword, and that... that can't even be called a sword...

[@hugsterjim2794]

@@boianko more like a heap of raw iron

[@michaelironsights8347]

@@hugsterjim2794 too big, too thicc

[@nido1047]

@@michaelironsights8347 DAMN BOY, HE THICC

[@Alexaloo21]

Samurai Jack could’ve attacked He could at least gotten in a fighting position But he had to wait and see him pull out his comically long sword Fucking legend

[@sonicstar917]

*Samurai* Jack.

[@0xVENx0]

-comically-*

[@watcher8047]

It's like how most villains wait for the heroes to transform before they fight... but if I was Samurai Jack, I'd also just stare at the monstrosity and the "stretchy" arm😂.

[@tadeocuidados9532]

That’s not the way of the samurai

[@eeeguba432]

Comically large sword omfg

[@Camphreneas]

Apparently he’s Sephiroth, *_but this time the sword reaches all the way to the outside of the solar system_*

[@eliza-cv4bi]

YES FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT 🧎

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kaitlynanimationz]

YES SEPHIROTH!!!

[@kaitlynanimationz]

@@eliza-cv4bi FR

[@k-boi420]

And he’s a Scot for some reason.

[@MrKillJoy200]

“.....But a foolish samurai warrior, wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness, wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish samurai warrior, wielding a magic sword, wei-“

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

W u t

[@enderwisper768]

Sephiroth’s been real quiet sense this dropped

[@DexiduousRose]

Since*

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kaitlynanimationz]

Fr

[@kaitlynanimationz]

@@ptolemeeselenion1542 Looks like someone else is looking for comments about Sephiroth

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

@@kaitlynanimationz Lol.

[@naterk9460]

"It's bigger than yours." It's bigger than Vermont.

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Terrifyger]

This is beautiful. Whenever this moment played in the episode, my younger sister did always point out that the Scotsman is pulling the sword out for way too long than it actually ends up being, but this video takes it to a even more comical extreme. Also, when I was a kid, I always saw this moment as the Scotsman just showing off and being like "ha ha, your sword's not as cool as mine", but ever since I was a late teen, I now detect an innuendo.

[@modman287]

cant wait for the scotsman to show up again and be like "oh, whats that? you lost your magical sword? you can borrow mine to save the world if you want, but i dont think youll be able to lift it." and then drops the bagpipe

[@jensen_chuah]

I like how the sound department got tired and just looped the same sound as the sword continues to be unsheathed

[@thejadedjester4935]

I mean, it's the same sound because whoever edited the original clip looped it.

[@jensen_chuah]

@@thejadedjester4935 that's what I just said

[@thejadedjester4935]

@@jensen_chuah ah, it sounded like you thought this clip was what it was like in the actual episode, my bad.

[@ElTurbinado]

this comment thread is very important

[@toongrowner1]

I... really can't tell if this is edited or not, cause it really felt that long when watching this episode XD

[@chochoize]

We have gathered here today to once again praise the mystery known as the youtube algorithm🤝

[@MisterShade-rs3yh]

PRAISE BE THE ALMIGHTY ALGORITHM

[@lotus_flower2001]

GREAT PRAISE IS GIVEN

[@jessicadawnn]

Good evening 🤝

[@kharnyx8884]

\[T]/ \[T]/ \[T]/ \[T]/ \[T]/

[@jessicadawnn]

@@kharnyx8884 ya know? That kinda looks like 4 waitresses handing out t-bone steaks

[@Lizzehmeh]

Somehow this fits the tone of the original show very well until the end

[@enumaelish9193]

What do you mean? This entire video fits the tone of the original show.

[@calhackit9806]

fkin ruined it

[@Dark_Slayer3000]

He's polite for waiting so long

[@obsidian1612]

I'd like to believe that the Scott mans sword is the the only other weapon that can harm Aku.

[@tyjax5119]

But only you can harm my heart, baby. 🖤

[@saltyshrimppasta]

*Magic Runes*

[@bilobasideya1239]

Jack's sword: my actual size Scotsman's sword: what i tell her i've got

[@MegaChickenfish]

It's not the size of the sword that counts, it's how you wield it.

[@anushshah21]

@@MegaChickenfish yes

[@bilobasideya1239]

@@MegaChickenfish i appreciate the confidence boost

[@sirnarwhal9911]

"And it's bigger than yours."

[@God7OD]

PP

[@jboogie7944]

*Guts theme starts playing*

[@bill_y500]

Berserk 1997 or 2016?

[@niahneriah4401]

i love how this is recommended to me i’m obsessed

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

I couldn't imagine what the sword swallower feels after looking at the long sword that has the size of Doug Dimmadome's hat.

[@Superboi7777]

Yall talking about how long his arm must be, yet no one is talking about the pocket dimension hidden behind him That or the sword is so sharp it cuts the ground behind him

[@victorgschmid173]

My humor has degraded at a point that even a scottish man unsheathing a very long sword makes me laugh so hard. Plus I laugh even harder that this video pretends that a samurai has a mental breakdown for having a shorter blade and killing the poor scottish man. *Is that ok?!*

[@YuudaiGH]

This comment hit me hard with the realization that I'm the same exact way.

[@Mukyoukai]

And then in the same episode, the Scotsman explains his sword is also magic due to the runes carved in it And now we sit here and imagine how long it would take to carve runes into *all* of _that_

[@Goatsee]

for honor

[@inator7105]

waitin' for this to randomly show up in youtube recommendations

[@unknowntobegreet6026]

Government: Don't worry the quarantine will end sooner The quarantine:

[@nicholasthompson1387]

The Scotsman is such an awesome character I wish he had his own side show.

[@Nashifruit]

Scotty, you better give Sephiroth's masamune back be-*one winged angel plays* .....yeah your dead

[@kaitlynanimationz]

He's gonna have to face the consequences if he doesn't give him his sword back...

[@idkhonestly7163]

The disciplinary actions length in tf2 be like:

[@zanethecannibal9763]

The ending freaking jump scared me🤣🤣!

[@StriderStryker]

This will be the greatest sword battle if this took place in a dungeon.

[@icecreamwasabi]

I loved their friendship in this series it was so underrated, it was sad what happened to him in the last season :(

[@ahmadbugshan9603]

When i was a kid I laughed so hard and kept on expecting the sword to finally get out but it took longer than I expected

[@2-bit567]

That sword just dropped the sickest beat of the century.

[@user-jf4lt4uk7u]

doug dimmadome’s Hat: *Finally A Worthy Opponent, Our Battle will be Legendary!*

[@AeroLMS]

Doug Dimmadone? The Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

[@OneTwoFive0]

This guy could help to build a space elevator for NASA

[@AMetalWorld]

This show was decades ahead of its time

[@stevem5814]

Me: What should I watch? KZbin: This

[@Adrian-zs3ol]

I like how the comments in this video are either from years ago or were posted on the same day this video got recommended to everyone by the ever enigmatic KZbin algorithm.

[@yvngkage1235]

Shrek: what do you think he’s compensating for?

[@ozzyfromspace]

I remember watching Samurai Jack as a kid, and my dad came home from work. I was pretending to be a samurai, because, of course. He said hi, smiled warmly as he always did, and we just chatted for a bit. Then my little sis came in the living room and joined in the catch up. My dad left and I continued being a happy kiddo. My dad was always such a good person, and I'm grateful for him. He passed away when I was 15 and it's crazy how a little shit-post cartoon snippet can bring back such wonderful, rosy memories. Not every child gets to have a stable, loving childhood, and I don't take it lightly. I'm always gonna be grateful for my parents for being excellent humans that my sister and I could respect, love, and look up to for guidance and wisdom. Also, Samurai Jack was a vibe. And Dexter's Lab, not gonna lie 😅. I love you mom and dad ❤️

[@kaitlynanimationz]

Awww

[@sparkyboi4387]

can we just talk about how patient jack was?

[@randopersonhere]

I want a 5 hour version of this

[@thegamedevshow8449]

"It don't matter if the sword is long, it matters how you get the job done" It rhymes coz it's true -some guy on the Internet

[@cleenispepega4189]

homie got more range than a sniper rifle

[@knowledgeanddefense1054]

Cloud and Sephiroth every time they fight

[@m3rtha859]

I just imagine his arm just extending

[@LazyPirate8]

ff in a nutshell

[@triforceninja13]

Sephiroth getting ready to kick Cloud’s ass.

[@phantasm489]

When you’re on low budget for this week’s episode so you gotta find ways to fill in time

[@FrostedBasil]

Basically Cloud vs Sephiroth.

[@Anonymous-73]

Sephiroth taking out his sword

[@craftminerCZ]

"Captain, requesting permission to slice through enemies!" "Ok, but only a swordful"

[@subbota3381]

Yes, KZbin recommendations, I needed this

[@asaknight321]

that jumpscare awoken me

[@smkeran17]

I want to believe that is the actual scene from the episode XD

[@mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763]

Sepheroths entire fighting concept be like

[@quackstump3180]

i was expecting the guy to reply with “THIS IS SARTA”

[@adaptivehail5170]

Nobody: Sephiroth:

[@manolgeorgiev9664]

Forget about the sword, I'm more impressed by the arm length he needed to pull it out!

[@djnoname8619]

I remember this episode too clearly-

[@mozata6838]

The tip of that sword probably breaks the sound barrier when you swing it

[@AeolethNionian]

I was half expecting this to be a Berserk meme

[@ochoalaw]

“Would ya think of that, Mr-“ *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* *Kills him*

[@khadejaj5138]

If you still watch this show, you are a legend

[@lj3912]

Man got a sword so long it sounds like a Roller Coaster Tycoon chain lift

[@THEVILLAIN___]

Samurai Jack would have taken another fifty years to pull out his sword

[@mr.dystopian5554]

Now that's an infinity blade.

[@jes3989]

i was expecting him to pull out "his longer" sword

[@FreakinSpooky]

I wonder if this is what happened when cloud first met sephiroth.

[@Antiduck5]

Samurai Jack, is coming back.

[@justyouraverageblackstar3672]

I like to think this is what Guts does when he gets drunk.

[@soupysandwich1836]

Sephiroth at every encounter

[@comb99]

this man was ahead of his time

[@Crazyredemu]

Ichigo feels called out

[@ifeverythingends6878]

He's gonna pierce the heavens with that long of a sword

[@stranger5011]

Sephiroth: Impressive

[@a-yona]

Plot twist: Every time the panel changes, he slides the sword back into its case.

[@social_exe]

Dear God I did not expect that earrape at the end

[@sixkicksfightertricks949]

That sword is longer than the 22 seconds it took to draw.

[@blackmoonover7855]

Legends says he still doing that day

[@Whyistherumgone845]

He’s just standing there.....MENACINGLY

[@niphothesilent1993]

Sumurai jack.i miss this cartoon

[@EmmBee27]

That's not a sword that's a spoon.

[@mkracer]

sephiroth moment

[@thevampirecielphantomhive2342]

Sephiroth in a nuttshell

[@Morty143]

Nice sword but mine is bigger This is how males assert dominance

[@SarahAbramova]

Wow a beard one! Hi!

[@fudgenugget2690]

Guts: are you challenging me?

[@fujinstudios9004]

Sephiroth in a nutshell

[@Baked_Crusader]

The arms on that guy

[@mateuszmaciag1365]

When your boss says you gotta make the episode longer

[@kakigori_baby]

This has the same energy of kamina pulling his sword out when he met viral

[@drklover]

His eye roll was perfect! *chef's kiss*

[@Inferno65]

*Sephiroth:* I'm so proud of him!

[@snowfish7294]

That kid with a 3 meter ruler

[@ther6sshieldmain937]

mans got the longsword from payday 2

[@ToiletDestroyer2000]

long long freaking sword my dude