Andrew Dice Clay Stand-Up

Comedian Andrew Dice Clay performs jokes about why there's no contest in a battle between Batman and Superman.
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Andrew Dice Clay Stand-Up
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[@JanneFlinck]

He had to censor himself way too much..

[@jesussaves2043]

Exactly

[@tjpm]

+Urban Exploration Finland with Janne Flinck exactly!

[@ehcmier]

+Urban Exploration Finland with Janne Flinck He didn't have to be there at all, but he wanted to be. He didn't have to do any stand-up, but he wanted to. I'm not worried about it.

[@Max_Power100]

+ehcmier 2 nonsensical sentences.. what you said has nothing to do with OP's comment LOL great try at starting an argument with yourself tho! Also uncensored DICE is best DICE

[@Matthew075]

+Urban Exploration Finland with Janne Flinck I can't believe they had to censor 'shit' ... seriously

[@codeblue8922]

It hurt my heart to see Dice censor himself.

[@gravelock]

People get offended nowadays yea it sucks I know -__-

[@conrebel]

@@gravelock They got offended back then too, Dice just didn't give a fuck.

[@GIJew]

Yeah because they'll assault him if he even dares say "woman." PC Dice isn't Dice. Even Dice himself sucks, listen to some of Anthony Cumia's impersonations of Dice if you want hours of entertainment.

[@marcossantana1312]

Its was awkward

[@Ponysoldier12]

It’s not him anyway.. He’s a Jew from New York

[@robdewberry2587]

"Everybody's got an idol, mine, just happens to be me"

[@CloneShockTrooper]

Andrew is still great

[@brandonford7628]

Not so much

[@russrtspooling7702]

this isn't true dice man. this is like going to a Nascar race watching them race with four cylinders.

[@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io]

...or a Klan meet with hoodies instead of hoods.

[@falconater68]

@@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io Simple as that huh? I know a few stereo types as well...I'm better than that.

[@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io]

@@falconater68 Yay?

[@STSGuitar16]

@@falconater68 well I mean, how many stereo types are there out there anyway? There's Cerwin Vega, Bose, Sony, but that's all I can think of right now. Which type of stereo are you thinking about?

[@joeghannam4150]

Lol four cylinders

[@RessanLaw]

One of the few original raw comedians still alive

[@XxDavidxXArsenalXx]

Bret Hart has really let himself go

[@NicoleReign]

😂😂

[@TheQuietAtheist]

+David McGovern LMFAO

[@radIant981]

Best. Comment. Ever.

[@bagobeans]

Isn't Brett Hart dead?

[@darthevil9999]

+Maria Elana nope, but he battled and won against prostate cancer.

[@playdiscgolf1546]

Always honest and never sold out. He’s a Legend for that

[@CleejohnJohnson]

He's on Jimmy Fallon, he sold out

[@SuperSky9]

@@CleejohnJohnson True

[@safr4527]

o the new kids would never know the days of this man!! i can remember eddie griffin opening for him once was fucking hilarious.

[@RABthefirst]

+Darth Slayer It's hard to see how funny he was from this since he had to PG-13 ths stuff..but back in the day, he and Sam were kings.

[@safr4527]

R.A. Bobby B yeah

[@jonssyy]

+Darth Slayer Wasn't the worst. Enjoyed him. Enjoyed him then too. Hope Dice keeps at it. Eddie Griffin . .. . now that's comedy 24/7. Will be enjoying the both of them for the next few decades hopefully.

[@chiphargis2419]

Kids also have no clue who Gallager is and for good reason. Dice was funny then, not really anymore.

[@RABthefirst]

Mike Smith Which Gallager? :)

[@totigerus]

Wow I didn't think he still had it, but he actually took his talent to a whole new level! A+ performance!

[@croplaya]

Yea right

[@martylynch4820]

that was awful he was great in the 80s

[@jamespell8091]

The attitude is kind of a dying breed. In my late twenties I sort of picked up on it. And I was in LA. Like I'm a California kid. Then along came Dice. Good stuff. No matter how you use it.

[@fidorover]

Hickory, dickory, dock The mouse ran up the clock and apparently changed the time to 1989.

[@TheFriendlyTroll]

+fidorover LOL

[@lindadrost6200]

+fidorover... 1989,if only it was ...ah,memories......kinnison,carlin,dice,rodney,pryor..THE kings of comedy..just thinking about them makes me smile.........btw,Steve,THE king of cool. :)

[@versecontro4898]

@@lindadrost6200 Steve martin? I know about the generation before me(im 23) and i wanna know comedy before my time because my time comedy fucking SUCKS

[@dloren6183]

Blhahahhaaa that shit was hilarious

[@jamesshriver4822]

@@versecontro4898 at least you have cook sense, one has to KNOW about all the stuff a comedian is talking about to understand their (no fuckn pronoun) satire. Stay cool.

[@chrisreedcomedian]

I love that Dice is still doing his thing!

[@StylishWrestling]

Anthony Cumia's impression is all I hear when I listen to Dice now.

[@user-yw2ro1lb7n]

+StylishWrestling im over here now

[@gts8361]

StylishWrestling Not trolling. Literally...who?

[@AD-ec3sm]

G S look him up. He’s from an old XM radio show that was a hit and as big as Howard Sterns. Opie and Anthony. They had LOTS of good comedians

[@mansoryO]

virus

[@mansoryO]

@@gts8361 he gave dice his return back to comedy, if it werent for opie and anthony or howard, he would be finished because he used to fuck with too many comics that work with him.

[@MirrorsTelevision]

"The Adventures of Ford Fairlane" is one of the most underrated movies of all time.

[@GaryPhelpsII]

“Does that excite you?” “I dunno; I never met your father”😸😸😸 One of my favorite movies ever!

[@mondogecko01]

Something on that wine list?? See those chicks?? Girl scouts.. Took two boxes.. Damn straight that was the best dice film

[@johnnydark4802]

If id give you thumbs up it would mean id thinks so, i dont think so, ayyy!

[@CanadianBaldGuy]

I'll NEVER stop being a fan of this man. He helped me get through my awkward high school years and he's still funny to this day. LOVE THE DICE~~!

[@ken.cade5]

Andrew Dice Clay back in the day had it his way with jokes risque but as of today with all in dismay to find that he's gay is Andrew Dice Clay

[@daixer3156]

Now we really know who's in charge. Charles In Charge!!!

[@davidwarren8311]

Andrew Dice Clay… Rock and Roll Detective.. funny man

[@macheteddie]

the pity laugh is strong

[@leeder-]

tru

[@jasonstatham2966]

I wake up 3 hours early just to spend more time with myself lol

[@ThatSayYou]

Most people don't know the Diceman anymore

[@gooseofvalor8457]

This was actually funnier than I thought it would be.

[@Commando303X]

You must have had pretty low expectations.

[@HeyThatsInteresting97]

@@Commando303X this response made me exhale out of my nose and smile harder than the entire video

[@TheReal7Bit]

Jimmy Fallon's show that caters towards high school kids and new mom's. No wonder a legend like andrew dice clay gets downvoted. I thought his bit was great, and I'm glad he's kinda back at it again after the woody allen movie and now his series. Great stand up

[@Commando303X]

You're attacking an audience for being Milquetoast, while defending someone voluntarily pandering to that group.

[@NutEByN8urrr]

Hey man dont talk shit about my man jimmy fallon.. hes a god damn legend and insanely funny and talented.. id like to see you do a neil young impression half as good as his.. amd the roots are the best band in late night TV.. watch your mouth cousin for you get slapped

[@rodneyloveday]

Absolutely hilarious. Dice can't bake a cupcake. Dice is Awesome as usual.

[@FaRtBoMb42]

Dude, this was hard to watch for some reason... It's weird seeing him do a clean set about Batman and Superman...

[@davidhenriques7791]

Honestly I am not impressed with this one at all

[@Ntrinzc]

Yea lmao i literally just watched the bed mirror joke of him liking himself from an old video

[@flxhrnndz1]

That was good. Jimmy, thanks for bringing the Dice man on...

[@joerich1629]

Dice was and is all about the delivery. Filthy or not, his delivery is still spot on! “Ya bawls are makin ice tea!” The master

[@RonJDuncan]

I wish to God this wasn't the case, but I'm in my mid 40s and it's been that way for a while now.

[@amyntut]

Watching censored Dice is like mom making your ass a burger at home and telling you to pretend it's McDonald's.

[@whispersmusic6173]

Nah my moms burgers are way better than McDonalds

[@Sokerates]

well u got that from eddie murphy :)

[@amyntut]

@@Sokerates ofcourse, it was meant to

[@guitarguru.3572]

I don’t know man, I see that as a win with the burger. But yeah, Dice was never meant to be restrained.

[@SpeechCheck]

Dice is the man. I know he had to really hold back being on network tv. Get em Dice!

[@OppShmokedddd]

LMAO LOVE THIS GUY

[@intradart9665]

Laughed my ass off, perused through the comments, and scratched my head....keep it up, Dice. Fuck the haters. Ready for your show, brotha

[@Thad11]

I still think he's funny, he had the crowd laughing even with his clean act.

[@Winston-fm7qp]

Audience are probably told to laugh.

[@OhighOSkater]

@@Winston-fm7qp I think they have “applause” signs that light up when you’re supposed to clap

[@BrandonP43]

I think his old material wasn’t very funny. Nursery rhymes and crude locker room talk. I get why people went to the shows but this is real comedy. This is dialogue with references and observation.

[@boomstickcritique902]

@@BrandonP43 Eh this is good but a bit to clean cut and you can feel it.

[@sassythesasquatch8036]

You are the exact reason why que cards for a “live studio audience” are still a thing

[@kyledurkee7755]

love or hate him he has always kept it real.

[@ericstandiford2637]

People from the seventies and eighties usually get his humor. Teenagers and 20 year olds probably wouldn't. They can't even get over that he smoking indoors, etc. And for the haters, I simply say,... this isn't for you. I love it!

[@sameerkhatri588]

Lmao he's smoking indoors? Who the fuck cares

[@dungeon-wn4gw]

No one gives a shit about him smoking. I saw a recent set by Dice and it made my stomach hurt. He's just not built for these censored shows

[@nyrangers9440]

Eric Standiford i'm 25. Dice is the best

[@Roland_Duson]

I'm literally 23. Think again.

[@user-xl1ni1tv4s]

I’m 23, I like Dice, and I Smoke inside gtfoh

[@LA6616]

Andrew dice clay is a living icon

[@WhytyProd]

Dice Clay playing to a Jimmy Fallon audience is just never gonna work.

[@rosalindlewis3523]

What year? The year when Jimmy Fallon played games throughout the night with his guest (basketball, charades, twitzer or karaoke) or during the years when he followed the legends with comedians of variety on their shows.

[@krokodyl1927]

Ohh!! Diceman's still got it!!

[@mmarfe]

I like this guy... one of the best

[@chincrise]

would like to hear an uncensored version

[@KBDProductionsTV]

HE'S STILL ALIVE???

[@psychmandimpi]

apparently so ken, apparently so...

[@Oblivion7070]

He's been on Joe Rogans Podcast multiple times now. His stories are legendary!

[@nojayork7707]

Artie quitter podcast comments....

[@angelvalle9963]

Ask your mother snapper head!

[@dannytheplumber7394]

holy mackerel I laughed soo much , like I haven't laughed for as long as heck!!!!!!!! pretty darn funny , really laughed a lot , thxs

[@JohnHWelch63]

Is Andrew Dice Clay slowly transforming into Rodney Dangerfield?

[@scottgwin01]

He will never be in a league such as Dangerfield! Ever!

[@JizzinUrhole]

@@scottgwin01 don't hate honey

[@erikio123]

Possibly? He started out playin John Travolta 😂😂😂😂

[@angelvalle9963]

The man single handedly fought against cancel culture and took a major hit at the peak of his career. With all of it he still never wavered. Dice is the America dream .

[@SpeccyHorace]

Best act I've ever seen from him. Forced to construct it better because he can't just do the sweary nursery rhymes, and he's up to the task easily. Even had a "I'm over here now" thrown in. Nice.

[@jamesfeth7484]

“The day the laughter died” look it up

[@randomdude189]

You don’t understand comedy

[@350znissan350z]

@@randomdude189 I don’t think you understand comedy

[@rillyjo5810]

Need a Netflix special, where he can say what he wants

[@csimatthew1]

Can he though?

[@rillyjo5810]

@@csimatthew1 😂

[@angelvalle9963]

You don't get outta bed like spiderman and shoot your web on command lol

[@TheZboy47]

the only person to sell out MSG two nights in row, #Respect

[@bspencer471]

+Wade "Deadpool" Wilson Louis CK and Bill Burr did it

[@jedmendoza8259]

+Wade "Deadpool" Wilson He was the first comedian to sell out MSG consecutive nights in a row. Not the only person

[@doobalitious]

+Bruce Calder CK did it 3 nights in a row

[@TheZboy47]

oh, my bad :D

[@doobalitious]

I just take any opportunity to plug Louis CK. Love that guys work. Dice Clay killed this set though, no doubt about it. So funny

[@MattBanwart]

The fact that he came back just to do a whole act parodying himself is so incredibly next-level genius. The best part is, this whole thing is completely lost on his fans. This guy is WILD for this 😂.

[@Brimar7]

One of the BEST comedians EVER!!

[@Darkest_Soul_187]

The joke with the birthday gift was pretty funny.

[@SnapCraft316]

Dice! Why so much hate? He's still the man.

[@originalgameronline3457]

just watched him in Entourage season 7, that guy is will not change for anyone! I still love Dice Clay!

[@gtafan4life]

I saw him in Detroit in the mid 90's. And it is still one of the few time I cried I was laughing so hard. I feel bad for his opening act he had, he was booed so bad I thought there was going to be a riot. Hell Dice even tried to get us to cheer by saying "Give him a hand for puttin' up with you animals.' And the crowd still booed. He did a song I can't find any where. it was My Favorite Things, to the Mary Poppins song.

[@anxietyonline1947]

You're easily amused eh?

[@razony]

"Stanley, as in Power drill...OH!" Love the Dice!!!

[@MrHibbsComedy]

Glad to see Dice is back.

[@larryol2193]

DICEMAN absolutely the greatest!

[@brianpiper3188]

Dice is one of my favorite comedians!

[@vickatemypuppy6642]

Guys! Search up some of Dice's old specials. This act is very cleaned up for tv.

[@Matt-rm5ir]

Lol that's Negan lmao. What if they cast him as negan

[@Erodam]

ahahaha

[@ThatKidFromRussia]

+Matt Deleon hahah your comment made this video ok

[@bensum9111]

+Matt Deleon I just finished 152 and you are right sir.

[@Jayoinavation]

+bensum9111 153 is out.

[@bensum9111]

Jayoinavation Awesome, I'll check it out asap.

[@angelvalle9963]

Long live the heavyweight king of comedy We love you dice !

[@ken.cade5]

Andrew Dice Clay back in the day had it his way with jokes risque but as of today with all in dismay to find that he's gay is Andrew Dice Clay

[@cecilbatt11]

Still funny. He talks funny. He breathes funny. A comedy legend, a comedy icon. Luv him!

[@ken.cade5]

Andrew Dice Clay back in the day had it his way with jokes risque but as of today with all in dismay to find that he's gay is Andrew Dice Clay

[@0XYGENgone]

Legend... Let the haters hate... Those are the people who ruined movies and everything.

[@DMan-G]

It really doesn't work without the crowd going nuts after every line.

[@gts8361]

D Man-G yet...it does.

[@mondogecko01]

The dice man is legend.. Never forgot playing the dirty nursery rhymes drinking game.. Grew up in south Brooklyn.... And everyone knew who the real king of comedy really was in the 80s and 90s Loved the skit he told about the midgets...geraldo, and the perfume lady

[@KungFuChess]

I was waiting for a giant cane to pop out and drag him off stage.

[@braddeal6445]

The Diceman Comith.....Banned Forever....I love this guy. Not older, just a little more experienced

[@DontFeedTheTrolls]

LMAO @ "balls makin ice tea" XD

[@melaniexoxo]

What’s with the button. It starts the car 😂😂😂😂 deadddddd 😂😂

[@NeoN-PeoN]

Hahaha wow! How many contracts did this dude have to sign to get this gig? Anyone ever see his sets from the 80's? There'd be a lot of tears these day 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@kovvvas]

Thumbs up for smoking on tv. God bless Dice.

[@Bearboardsandtables]

yeah a fake cigarette...

[@kirkalex5257]

Genius bit. Just incredible & real and hilarious. It's all there. Perfection.

[@wes1hoskins]

I like that even though he has a mic clipped to him he's still using a handheld microphone and stand as a prop

[@riotpoliceTRELL]

Probably makes him feel more comfortable on stage

[@dexgray4581]

If you watch other stand up late night sets, you’ll see they do this to a lot of people. And the reason why is because some comics use a lot of gestures or are more physical with their jokes. When they’re doing their act outs, the audio would be lost in their movement which is why they also have lapel mics. It’s a back up to keep the audio consistent and leveled. Hope this helps!

[@tuffgonggbUNCTION]

STRONG STRENGTH DiCE.❤

[@tedgegi155]

"It sucks getting old". Yes it does, Diceman, yes it does.

[@outerjohn]

Must be a generational thing. If he makes you laugh, more power to you!

[@ronmasko7088]

Diceman is a legend. Most people who talk shit about him never saw him in his hey day and never saw him live.

[@gunkanjima3408]

If you say so… this was 6 and a half minutes of pure boredom

[@josiahmorris5799]

You’re boring. I doubt you could entertain anyone for more than 5 seconds.

[@StudMacher78]

@@gunkanjima3408 How dare ya man! This is true comedy man

[@RMCbreezy]

Never seen him live and i wasnt alive while he was in his prime but hes gold

[@RMCbreezy]

​@@gunkanjima3408lets see you go up on stage on the tonight show and get critiqued by someone who could be your child

[@romanticandperky]

My Dad was amazingly like Andrew Dice Clay, including that he smoked like a chimney for most of his life. A New York Jew, if ever there was one. He was a huge fan of Lenny Bruce, wore a leather motorcycle in his off-time, and he was unrelentingly loud and obscene; AND-he once spent an evening drinking martinis and telling jokes with Adam West, who played 'Batman' in the TV show version of it. Oy vay.

[@jimkirktrek]

HE WAS GREAT and he didn't need the profanity to be so. A true artist.

[@rschlessel6133]

He didn't need the profanity ? Whaddya you fuckin kidding me ? His act IS the profanity and the attitude Hickory Dickory Dock......

[@kennethbaker2806]

I'm seeing him tonight in Baltimore

[@MarcelLWalker]

This is the very first performance, in his entire career, that I've ever just nodded in agreement with Clay the whole time. Once I realized he was talking about BATMAN V SUPERMAN, I thought for sure he would be a Batman guy...and instead he was FUNNY AND CORRECT. Even his jokes about getting older were insightful (in a "Dice"-y way). A. "D." C. is on Team Superman. Wow. Great Krypton!

[@pepe_ronii]

Ohh! I fuggin love Andrew Dice Clay its been too long!!

[@ahmedasequestrian6226]

We all love the Dice man! Bring him back more!!!

[@SRM30]

I'm not really a fan of Fallon....but kudos to him for having the Diceman on

[@AymenAchaba]

I have a really picky sense of humor but the flash light and the utility belt made me laugh so hard my mom woke up at 5 am shouting at me for waking her up 🤣 i cant stop laughing

[@Leo-V]

"everones got an idol mine happens to be me" - Yup thats Classic Dice right there

[@babylonkid]

Thanks Dice I needed to laugh hard right now.

[@donsudia2674]

My balls were making ice tea!! Love the Dice msn

[@sassythesasquatch8036]

Did you really laugh hard at any of this?

[@johnnyjanny496]

Nobody you want to laugh man except for you guy on KZbin LOL

[@coachryan44]

the clean material is a goof

[@rosalindlewis3523]

No. Money or sit home. The Andrew Dice Clay came back and showed he was a comedian.

[@blaskode]

"I'm over here, now."

[@jamespell8091]

Good damn stuff

[@relaxingsounds2829]

Hickory Dickory Dock...my career died in the 80s OH!

[@terrancebrooks9429]

I came back to find "DICE" from Eddie Griffin TAWKIN'BOUT him. I'M STILL LAUGHING. Comedy is hard work when you think about the whole thing is an act. Awesome DICE. LOVE YOU.

[@elainemarie9470]

Now I feel old. I remember when Dice was hot. This reminds me of Don Rickles & Rodney Dangerfield. Look them up, kids.

[@MsTipsycolada]

Sam Kinison too :(

[@elainemarie9470]

***** YES! You are spot on. It is actually a genre of comedy style.

[@lobster7799]

Crazy this just appeared into my feed haha… Dice doing a clean bit is funny in itself.

[@righthandluke8143]

Is it the 80's again? AGOOSH

[@ZZombyWooff]

waiting for this for 16000 years, fucking massive, whank you Dice

[@mojo5763]

Great to see Dice. One of the best ever.

[@major_miniatures]

Dice is always reinventing himself. Great set!!!

[@smoothoperator7023]

Oh yea- the slicked back balding gray hair (2023), the bug eye glasses, the fingerless gloves are totally a look we havn't seen before!🤭

[@DiamondGirl333]

When in the hell did Dice Clay turn into Rodney Dangerfield? Still lmao though.

[@Persephonie22]

👍🏼Andrew Dice Clay is the best. He is a true legend & never lost it.😃😂😄

[@Steves90z]

I didn't even know Andrew Dice Clay was still alive LOL

[@666Sleepwalker666]

+Steve cro Just my thought xD

[@PimpTwzt]

+Steve cro He has a new show called Dice coming out on Showtime next week. Already saw the pilot. Its hilarious.

[@PineappleConvention]

+Steve cro he makes a pretty hilarious appearance in HBO's new series Vinyl. Spoiler... he doesn't make it to episode 2

[@rhydean693]

Nice misdirection setting up the first joke. Andrew still kills it doing a clean act.

[@dilloncooper1080]

Classic comedian. One of the best!