Whiskey Ginger - Tom Segura -

Santino sits down with one of the bears Tommy "Segway" Segura to chat about our love for hip hop, signing checks in front of bank tellers, breaking down the sexual barriers with mommy C and finally making the move to Texas for good.
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[@espribrockway]

I cant believe they found babysitters in time for bobby and bert

[@kawaiiafangirl]

Khalyla has her hands full.

[@mimigiggles4199]

Bobby is still asleep and Bert may have been kidnapped by oligarchs in a foreign country.

[@AgendaInMind]

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death”is lung cancer, pneumonia, bronchitis and flu. The longer the fear, the more serious the diagnosis. When the willful hostages are finally freed from their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. The cause of death in Small Pox was PNEUMONIA, not acne lesions. The only people who “caught” Small Pox were the ones who were attacking each other..Indians and Militia....people who feared and were attacked by each other. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.

[@espribrockway]

@@AgendaInMind You seem like a fun plus one to bring to a wedding

[@Nerflover10097]

@@kawaiiafangirl She’s too busy fostering 20 stray dogs

[@jcmnd]

Andrew and Segura was so calm... imagine a pod with just Bobby and Burt 😂

[@Earloph_Shitler]

I love the chaos that this idea makes me picture!!!

[@bmoto0044]

I tried...had a panic attack a few seconds in

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

I can't, my brain can't imagine that much noise at once 😂

[@solorzanochris665]

Would pay to watch that

[@RG-tm7uq]

Type properly so you don’t come off as full

[@0taku514]

“I listen to Latin music” santino, “oh that’s right you speak brown” hahahaha

[@sealife12]

We need as much Tom in our lives as we can get before he annihilates himself on the Sea-doo

[@HWRogue]

Yeah, the brake is on the left hand so he is the epitome of all gas no brakes.

[@KCNicole]

Bert's doing all he can to get rid of a damn national treasure

[@mikeyrox725]

Quality 😂

[@rinodionisi6133]

Tom is the Richard hammonds of comedy.

[@Jake_IBS]

Dare I say...whiskey throttle?

[@coffeeabuse]

50:26 Tom: She got dropped on her head. Santino: Is that why she has an accent? My God Santino is quick!

[@Dirtbiker463]

Tom looking more and more like Garth everyday

[@BirdOfHermes83]

I wonder which one has killed the most?

[@elizabethhollin9900]

I like that

[@oblivion8819]

The families just want closure Tom

[@benjaminfox903]

Hahahahaahahahhaa

[@queefqueefington]

I like that!

[@luciolions3]

Appreciate the Dilla and Preemo talk. Gotta give credit to who produces the music we love and listen to

[@DrewBuiscuit]

Bobby will be so mad when he wakes up and sees this at 3pm!

[@selinadeloach6680]

😂😂

[@jesseguy5296]

You a hack

[@TylerMarletteNY]

the camera angle feels like your standing like you don’t have a chair but you want to be part of the conversation

[@fisty539]

*stands nearby* People talking:"So this thing happened" Me: "haha oh yeah man that happened to me too, once something else happened" *stares* Me: *slowly backs out of room*

[@FloorGorilla]

It is because you are in the Outside looking In.

[@pentecost5499]

I like to think I'm there to take their order but they dont notice me and I'm too nervous to butt in the conversation

[@toastedjoe1013]

Also feels like I have to keep switching who's crotch I want to stare at.

[@brooklandbowers5167]

@@toastedjoe1013 bruh what

[@RichPianasOilPump]

god i love when tom can talk and bert isn’t rambling about his alcoholism

[@maxxe2]

Or constantly squealing like a little girl any time he finds anything remotely funny

[@stevehunt914]

I PREFER Bert talking! i love Tommy Buns... but Bert is wayyy more interesting.

[@Frank_Reynolds__.]

@@stevehunt914 its funny to me that people listen to 2 bears and dislike Bert. The whole show is how Tom will react to Burt. If you're not into it YMH is just the Tom show

[@robynleighs]

I can't stand Bert and his stories. His hyena laugh is like nails on a chalkboard. It drives me nuts!

[@theflowerhead]

@@maxxe2 Geez, god forbid someone enjoy too many things. You're suppose to suffer a little to be cool cause that other shit is shit. I mean he has a good podcast. But I get wanting to see more of the person we/you admire. But I just don't think people think of it like that. Not everything will be for you, but I do understand the annoyance, ngl. Edit: last part

[@ChrissyChaosClips]

WOW LOOK AT THESE TWO CUTIES! TOMMYYY AND SANTINOO .. KISS YOU TWO STRAIGHT ON THE LIPS YAS

[@gimirubin1236]

😆

[@lionsmanexx]

Hey babe

[@cloudbloom]

CHRISSSYYYYYYYYYY

[@TheCardboardWarlord]

I hope to see Santino in the wild one day so I can scream near him, "He's walking!"

[@currentresident3775]

😂😂😂

[@jamescrosby3105]

DJ dad mouth in the house!

[@fomes]

that whole conversation gave me severe cringe lol

[@Deanaj]

The idea of Tom pulling up bumping “we are young (jersey club) remix” makes me so happy

[@mattduell3]

“That’s because you speak brown” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrBartman002]

Racist pos

[@vincent2053]

@@MrBartman002 Ok

[@adidasDC]

“Okay so Pop Smoke is new” - RIP Pop Smoke

[@tacomaaroma]

Christ... RIP Woo

[@boosyaa]

Cringe.

[@boosyaa]

Big 092.

[@blance2069]

Dior Dior 😢

[@Tegridy_Rc]

@@blance2069 okay okay

[@thefitbuilderguy]

Good ol Tommy bunzzz! Good guest call tito Andrew 👌👌

[@tommybrickler6369]

I can't believe andrew got through talking about a NBA dunk contest and not one joke about toms amazing dunk he had

[@Teapotion]

Tommy Buns looking slender, I turned into a telescope when I saw him

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Same here but with the Ginger! 😉

[@BeauMedas]

You ever heard of a Banana SPLIT?!?!

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@BeauMedas does it have corn chips? Because if not I'm not interested!

[@Teapotion]

@@BirdOfHermes83 and PECANS!

[@BeauMedas]

@@BirdOfHermes83 JUST LEMME EAT CHYAHH!!

[@Luciano.blonds]

Why is this such a good podcast? I could honestly watch this again

[@courtneyriver178]

This. This is what I needed

[@Lift805]

Samezys 🔥🔥

[@jonatanaquebrada8338]

What I need is one huge eppy with tom, tim, burt, joe, joe, the other joe too, bill, cheeto, los, cum town, and more

[@johngavin1448]

Amen

[@KCNicole]

@@jonatanaquebrada8338 that would be the greatest shitshow of all time

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@jonatanaquebrada8338 Joey Diaz better be one of those Joe's!

[@sketcharmslong6289]

That's so funny that the ginger ninja is obsessed with Matt Berry 😂

[@sj205]

Matt berry is quite awesome!

[@hazbaska1]

Matt Berry is legendary - crazy to know he loves him ^^

[@Amouroso]

SANTINO being a fan of Harry Fraud is soo dope. One of the best and most underrated

[@2011ADRO]

big facts! the ginger has really good taste

[@collinwgreen]

If you dont like harry fraud....do you even have ears lol

[@PearlDrumsHead]

I was waiting for it lol. LA MUSICA DE HARRY FRAUD!!!

[@earlymorningpodcast]

2 OGs in the morning to kick off the weekend, keep em high and tight jeansss!

[@alexjarnagin3102]

Arnold Palmer is the man who said you should sign your name in full so fans could read it.

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

Thanks doggy

[@the_cheap_ones]

Nawwww that's not it. I hear it was dwayne newton

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@the_cheap_ones The Rock?

[@garrettsworrldd]

@@the_cheap_ones no no it was hitler

[@damann9076]

Pretty sure that was John Hancock

[@gamers_channel]

Tom's fingers seem to be getting more feeling back from Bert's nerve damage.

[@shanejamesmccann5858]

Shit pissed me off when he did that, what an idiot!

[@IndefiniteMark]

Hahahaha the entire thing was Bert's fault

[@Freestyledaily]

You know, he tells Bert initially that the doctor said by unwinding it, it could have lessened the nerve damage. Then on Rogan he said it could have made things worse. Kinda weird.

[@IndefiniteMark]

@@Freestyledaily it's more funny to blame Bert ;)

[@TroubleOnTheWaters]

Will I definitely drop everything right now and listen to Whiskey Mommy all in one sitting? Uhh yeah

[@justinrobison]

The thumbnail looks like Andrew is giving Tom a handy.

[@youngboomer4736]

Cause he is.

[@thomashoneycutt8968]

He is it's a part of being on the show

[@jaybo9335]

That was the only reason I watched the whole thing what a let down

[@michaeloftaoism]

🤣🤣🤣

[@optijessprime]

Ugh... The things I'd do to get these two to do a show together. Definitely one of the best podcasts among this circle of comedians 🤘🏻

[@tiredleader0621]

I'm a simple man. I see Tom and Andrew...I click.

[@robertfrost8264]

You also use cliche, tired comments.

[@sj205]

@@robertfrost8264 I mean he did say he be simple

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@sj205 HA!

[@adanbanuelos1266]

J Balvin and Bad Bunny are where it's at babyyyyy!!! -Andrew Santino voice

[@LazarusSlade]

The two most untalented Colombians that have mastered musical affirmative action! Thank God the Mexican cartels are financing their musical careers!

[@midwestmaniack]

Can't lie I love these two together.

[@Cristian-wf7of]

Tom put it perfectly about modern rap "the lyrics become an instrument" who cares what they're saying it sounds good.

[@truebabyben]

Love these 2 together!!! They make America great again!!!

[@angryalexvitali2839]

Tom's final parting word was silent but violent. Thank u Tom.

[@matiasfaundez649]

What we do in the shadows is one of the most underrated shows in the past years

[@firstnamelastname180]

Tommy buns has lost SO much weight, the tendon and bones that broke are honestly the best thing that's ever happened to the old boy. Keep em high and tight buddy, soowoo!

[@HyperintelligentViralSpider]

Well, I don't know about the best thing but I feel it

[@chupacabra6263]

Sue Woo she’s a wonderful person

[@booshmayne948]

He lookin like a whole white baby breh

[@stevefoster904]

LeAnn talked all that shit about him getting fat after his accident....he may have lost the weight outta spite lol either way. Those jeans are looking high n tight!! Kudos!

[@nc3199]

Tom and Santino are such bros with each other, it’s great.

[@dakotathayer8616]

The way Santino feels about Rick Ross is how I feel about burnt crystals

[@ravynkat]

"who you gonna crack the cookie with?!" 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 I love this. Don't tell me gingers have no soul.

[@morticianjosh7116]

Toms words of wisdom at the end.....everyone should take note & apply it to their everyday lives!!!

[@ltheil8030]

Goosebumps!

[@yellowleaf28]

This was the funniest and BEST “word” reaction from Tom. Perfect reaction to a ridiculous request where the host walks out on you

[@randypenn2098]

I had a feeling this was gonna be a hip hop cast and immediately it was. A Burt and Bobby cast would be about food and embellishments

[@Stuffuniverse-]

What We Do In The Shadows is perfect. Christina is a genius.

[@dominiklaurent3052]

Thank you for bringing up Matt Berry he's the best! Since the mighty boosh he has been one of my favorite actors ever! I do the same boy crush shit over his comedy I can't help it but I find that funnier also!

[@botmon.]

Dude I love when 2 hilarious-comedians improv together you can’t write this stuff

[@WesternWinter]

Never clicked faster, my two favorite comedians!!

[@Chaz_OC]

Dude, What we do in the shadow's is HYSTERICAL. Such a good call. Thanks Tito Andrew!

[@Mrs_Small]

Tommy Bunz I’m gonna need you to make us mommies a playlist😎

[@patti873]

Was thinking the same thing jean 👖

[@brandonhorstman5175]

When Tom said "How cool would it be to bring the Seattle basketball team back?" ......that's the best thing I've ever heard, thank you Tom!

[@ckinahan1]

That chat about getting autographs, and honestly, Andrew, from one Chicago ginger to another, what a great attitude. Thank you for just being decent when other people who are terrified to talk to you, get your sig and you're everyday about it? That's awesome. That makes me want to go to open mic night and maybe try...

[@thacoolbean]

Good Friends must live on

[@alexblakely8118]

Good Friends for life

[@inwardpod]

Nope

[@firstnamelastname180]

Nah

[@kevindube7096]

Not happening

[@annieareyouokay641]

What a dream podcast!! Two of my favorite comedians speaking about hip-hop and basketball 😭😭🙌🙌💙 LOVE this episode!

[@zmitchell15]

My jeans just got so high and tight, and I turned into a telescope. Never clicked so fast.

[@firstnamelastname180]

Keep featherin it brother

[@booshmayne948]

You bet i'm coming up in may

[@Queen_LaQueefa]

I'M HAVING CHEST PAINS!!!

[@BeauMedas]

AYAYAAAAYY!!

[@sfburrito]

Love that Noodles reference. Appreciate you Santino.

[@yeahbuddy7598]

I was going to go out and be social... Thanks MR SANTINO!!!

[@seanfitzgerald4571]

He saved your from doing THINGS!

[@dashpratt4097]

Good bro. People suck and the world is out to get you lol

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Why would you wanna do that?

[@Kaadeeem]

The Red Ferrari and Señor Tom talking about a French Montana mixtape. My life has become full circle.

[@ZenoSama_]

Speaking of Busta Rhymes he dropped on of the sickest Albums of 2020. RA the Rugged mans “All My Heroes Are Dead” album from 2020 is also fuckin amazing!!

[@twork]

I remember the Chicago Bulls bus driving by us and Dennis Rodman poking his head out to flip us off

[@codywoodward2108]

Toms sign-off was so sincere and beautiful that it touched my soul so deeply❤..... 🤣😂

[@SandpaperTTV]

The giant will be at that Nashville show. Pretty sure I’ll be impossible to miss! 😂

[@BirdOfHermes83]

If you dont have tickets not really

[@grampageoff]

cigars and coffee in the AM is indeed the best

[@wemyss21rfc]

Santino looks like he's being held hostage by the Taliban when he's reading their ads

[@lbutler2122]

The taliban has ad reads?

[@philipfresco]

@@lbutler2122 propagandist ads 🤣

[@anhudy]

Tom with the boomer phone case 🤣

[@BLUDSHOTiZ]

I'm from cincy and every time someone tells me I look like tom segura I fantasize jumping off of the purple people bridge.

[@astraea2012]

I love Andrew even more that I know he’s a hip head and primo Is one of my all time favorites

[@Benjamin-li2dt]

This was like watching comedic fencing 😂 both so calm turning everything into a joke to see which one laughs, good shit mangos.

[@biggestcharliefan]

Tom & Red is the duo podcast we need!

[@06alepea1]

Tim Security is the best podcast guest. Listens, always has something interesting to add to what the host is saying, good at steering the conversation if it's getting stale. Same can be said of the Red Rocket to be fair.

[@WardWyatt]

Live, Laugh, Watch Tom & Santino

[@mahlonkapule7304]

tom really made that last word or phrase count 🤣

[@Grilledhotchips]

CUBS ALL DAY BABY!!!!!

[@Brandonforever21608]

We need Action Bronson on Whisky Ginger! Would be fuckin epic!!

[@timblacksheep6097]

Huge fan of your comedy sir. Saw you in “I am dying up here.” Blown away by your range!! lol forward to seeing you live next time you’re in Chicago.

[@BRLambert4]

How quickly Andrew said "ssbbw" tells me he watches 1,000 lb Sisters when his wife isn't home.

[@laurenannis8111]

Matt Berry!😂 Love ya, Santino!🧡

[@AllenDoor]

lil Nas X admitted that he choose his name based on doing well in search results, it has nothing to do with who he is or where he's from. It’s literally a name chosen for the most optimized search engine results.

[@crd88918]

I saw an interview a while ago where said he picked it because he wanted to be better than nas in the next ten years.

[@elizabethhollin9900]

Genius

[@smithjohnson92]

@@crd88918 I can tell you that while he’s more mainstream he will never be better than Nasty Nas.

[@HalfinchLonomia]

@@smithjohnson92 seriously it'll be ages before someone makes an album better than illmatic

[@Yousuck00]

Never in my life have I ever googled the words “lil” or “nas” or the letter “X” by itself. So if that was his plan, it was a bad one.

[@DaveStarr100.3]

I looked like John Wayne Bobbitt after using my Manscaped products. Thanks Manscaped! 🪦

[@KCNicole]

Yall I'm getting Daddy vibes from Tommy Bunz even though I know full well I'm supposed to be getting Mommy vibes 🤔

[@deannakelii5339]

Yay they talking about hip hop for the whole intro!

[@Whodamans]

Lil nas x name was created purely to game the search engine algorithm. Brilliant.

[@sakura0055]

Tom&Christina should be regulars! Love them the most

[@thisisaffy]

these guys should make a podcast together called "1 bear, 1bad friend"

[@raspa2]

We need a Bob and Burt podcast!!

[@ryanwalker8843]

If Red likes Matt Berry he should check out more of his work, he's hilarious in anything he is in.

[@EJ-ge4st]

Made my Friday mood a lot better! Some good guys chill talks

[@turnermd1302]

Andrew was the first person I have heard bring up Lil Xan in like 3 years

[@tavog8150]

Tom said lil pump too

[@gyh11293]

Someone needs to get that doormat for Rick Glassman!!

[@lag2377]

Brett watching this feeling so hurt that he isn't Tim's first choice when he leaves Christine

[@THCMusicBlog]

tom's 'last-word' is actually just tom ghosting santino early

[@rachdazzlelight]

"Okay so Pop Smoke is new" he literally died a year ago

[@inwardpod]

When discussing music from 40 years before that.. that is newer

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

He's definitely "new" in hip-hop, unless you're a kid. Bc others been listening to it since 80s

[@deibtryin]

He’s still relatively new ?

[@ultranitro437]

Never heard of him

[@brandonstephens1447]

Pop smokes extremely new..he was just blowing it out when he died. Anything within the last 3 years is considered “newer” to me. Established rappers such as Jay, Eminem, Gucci, jeezy, etc. and even MGK would be OGs at this point. They’ve all Been around 20+ years except MGK only 10-12 years.

[@ShredHouseGaming]

There are 2 episodes of 2 bears I’ll listen to randomly, and that’s Cheeto and of course Sickler

[@5cent27]

Did you really threaten to sue Steve and Jeremiah for using “good friends”?

[@supatimefunshow]

no

[@brixkidd6971]

Love how Segura is moving to Texass, but has like 17 shows upcoming in Southern California. 👍😂

[@ZenoSama_]

Can’t wait to hear what nonsense they completely make up on the spot the entire episode 😂

[@karmelmi]

As a native Cincinnatian, I would love to have Tom as the new Bengals owner. He's spot on with his analysis of our current ownership, and our record for the past couple decades can attest to that.

[@kameronkimble2960]

imagine Santino & Bobbys brother on a podcast now😂

[@nickotten1358]

SANTINO!!! Loved your show in salt lake with our big ass roads!! Come back, I swear we’re not all stalkers wondering where your family lives😂😂 gang gang

[@CezaMVO]

Theo, Andrew, and Tom, should make a podcast called, Better Halfs. And then Brendan, Bobby, and Bert, should make a podcast called, Carried

[@rjewoldt]

You win best comment!

[@CezaMVO]

@@rjewoldt ha thank you, as long one person likes it, I did a good job

[@liladanhernandez]

“What do you think I’m Ari?!” 🤣