Tom Segura Fully Explains His Dunk Injury

Taken from JRE #1632 w/Tom Segura:
open.spotify.com/episode/0PtN...

[@matthewbittenbender9191]

Segura laying down on the court like that after his accident looked like every fall position in Family Guy.

[@BaconNMegs]

Oh my god I burst out laughing at this comment 😂😂 so fucking accurate

[@ThirtyfourEC]

That's why it was so creepy imo.

[@ntme9]

Wow

[@sockpoppy]

I was going to Yamcha from DBZ 😂

[@notgonnalie1846]

So who bit you?

[@jamesryan1939]

That neon sign is so close to Joe he looks like a hotdog at 7-Eleven.

[@Ratchman_5000]

After each episode, the Spotify people turn him around for equal bronzing.

[@Crossword131]

This is underrated. He does!!

[@Ratchman_5000]

I quit listening when he moved to Spotify, but still come here for the best comment section on KZbin.

[@turb0j3sus26]

LOLLLLL

[@johnsanders5065]

Lmao

[@freespeechisdead1565]

Tom: For years laughs hysterically at random people getting intensely hurt in horrific accidents. Karma: Who hast summoned me from my slumber.

[@stonesoundjam]

just the fact that he laughs at that russian dude who goes into the lathe

[@John-Doe-Yo]

@@stonesoundjam wait what 👀 where’s that video

[@PatrickPierceBateman]

@@stonesoundjam While that lathe accident WAS absolutely insanely, almost cartoonishly graphic, it's still messed up to laugh about it.

[@lagoonrd4173]

The Chinese dude getting smashed by the car

[@bobjob3632]

Fat middle aged not athletic man tries to dunk.... what could go wrong ???

[@michaelprivette9847]

Seen this a few times and still laugh out loud when he says they asked how much pain are you in and he says “ALL OF IT”. such a unique way to answer the question yet still makes sense in a funny way.

[@SLOCLMBR]

When you are in the most painful experience you have ever had, it gets hard to answer dumb questions 🤣

[@jkeeneye3063]

@@SLOCLMBR Yes!

[@Seargent_Scraps]

He was just trying to get high. I used to say the same thing when in the hospital because hydromorphone feels so good. Tom said the same thing about it

[@jokerproduction]

Love the new set. Wasn't a fan of the underground sex dungeon.

[@grips7813]

No more interviews in the toaster 💔

[@Mattie_Ice]

The neon sign right behind Joe doesn't make too much sense though. Edit: I think the sign is nice just it's location doesn't make sense. When you focus the camera on the guest the backdrop is a nice velvet red that doesn't take away from the person. When the camera pans to Joe its bright and in your face, and you can only read half of the sign because of Joe. It should be placed at the end of table on the back wall. Allowing even light for both people and so you can actually read it.

[@jakez1930]

THE TOASTER!!!!

[@lennystiggs7806]

Yea that sign is ridiculous also this looks just like the old one

[@Iamnickdude09]

I lol’d at this

[@tedcurrently6092]

Tom was balling out too. It's a shame to see such a talented athlete go down like that.

[@mattstah9319]

My heart sinks when I think about it.

[@MRPfrfr]

@@mattstah9319 your heart finna sink when you hear about my tale tho. It begins in the middle of the African rainforest. I'm surrounded by trees and the never-ending negative thoughts that I am about to die. In between a set of trees, standing alone in the distance, is a shadowy figure. I approach him reluctantly but am mentally retreating. Quick as a flash, he zooms over to me. I look ahead of me and see nothing but the rainforest. He'd disappeared. Suddenly he pulled his forearm against my neck and pulled me into a rear naked choke. I defended properly with 2 on 1 against his right arm. I managed to scramble out of it but he let little time pass before shooting a double leg on me. I fell to the ground as he quickly cinched up an arm triangle. The next thing I remember is waking up in Ted Currently's bedroom as he was leaving the initial comment. I was crouched in the fetal position but on the balls of my feet so I kind of just hovered in the corner. When he hit post, I shot an immediate double leg and mentally I was right back to the fight in the Amazon rainforest again. "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" I remember screaming out. Ted pulled back and said in a voice that felt as if it were coming from all directions at once "A life with you...". Much like yours just did, my heart just sank. How had the universe determined that I were worthy of its ever-glowing love? A question I still ponder over today, even 23 years into a non-sexual relationship with Ted Currently. Also, my reading age was 14 when I was 9 so I'm clearly the smartest one here.

[@WITarnation]

@@MRPfrfr seek help

[@MRPfrfr]

@@WITarnation would you also like a long comment that goes nowhere?

[@WITarnation]

@@MRPfrfr seek help

[@mattd687]

Bert was with Tom when he broke his arm and his patella, helped make him comfortable at home (instead of his wife), arranged transportation with him to the hospital, rode with him and stayed with him for hours until in the waiting room until he was admitted. That's a fucking friend. I wish I had a friend like that.

[@johncarolina4950]

If you broke your body in half in front of a friend and they didn't do that, you're literally not friends lol

[@probablynot879]

@@johncarolina4950 you know Ari isn’t doing that tho

[@greghorne8996]

Me too

[@brronzebronze8195]

If you have friends, that's a pretty disrespectful comment. If you don't have friends, you must be not sad and not happy simultaneously

[@nicholas6870]

@@johncarolina4950 yeah pretty low bar

[@brendandoddy3730]

Tom correcting himself on the pronunciation of "won" from "one" is something I never expected 😂😂

[@Squirrelconga]

Makes ya....One-der why....🤭

[@TryABaconSlice]

You should listen to YMH it will clarify

[@etniesdub1]

Yeah I kind of want to know why

[@Madzblr]

@@etniesdub1 it’s just an inside joke on ymh they constantly debate pronunciation of different words

[@Canada151337]

@@etniesdub1 you arent following proto bud, yer duuun

[@joev6049]

This studio is SO much better than that weird sci fi tube he was in

[@Sloimer]

I love it but I think the sign looks a little bright on camera

[@adventureswithjonny87]

Truth. Looks like a comedy club sign.

[@billysmith1989]

Inside of an alien rib cage

[@HAL-9000.]

@@Sloimer yes

[@joech1065]

100x times better, at least

[@mr.100rupees3]

Some garage worker in Asia is sitting watching this on his lunch break and laughing at Tom

[@jackd3921]

He is laughing so loud I think I can hear him.

[@MorryOnTheFence]

😂

[@kirkbondadwachsmuth4129]

Good one 😅

[@jockogo1689]

Avoid this guy in india

[@mr.100rupees3]

@@jockogo1689 I WILL get my rupees

[@cdwwg]

One doctor that I had seen said that Bert moving his arm may've actually been overall beneficial in reducing strain or tension or damage along the rest of the injury from being bent how it was. Bert is a bad, good friend.

[@posmoo9790]

of course. there could be pinched blood vessels with it wrapped around weird like that

[@AviaryAviles159]

That fall and image is the funniest thing Tom Segura has done in his comedy career 😂

[@Mr47CRO]

He literally looks like Peter Griffin when he falls and breaks.

[@beeetchassneeka]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@nohate8186]

😭😭😭

[@tumpnewmedia5417]

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[@omniman332]

I dont know why i laughed so fucking hard at this comment

[@DallasJonez]

So damn funny!

[@Talos353]

Tom: "i can't open my hand properly" Joe: "can you do a chin up?"

[@EVSTravels]

🤣

[@joshlife6395]

Ya, unfuckingbeleivable question... "I'm still learning to walk..." "Can you run a marathon yet?"

[@davidwagner7663]

Could tim even do a chin up prior to the accident?

[@KenoshaKicker]

11:24

[@Tabor_Truth]

🤣🤣

[@erikcronrath3858]

I work both inpatient and outpatient PT so I am confronted with a lot of orthopedic injuries. Tom is very right when he says nobody prepares you for that at 13:00. Often times surgeons are not educating their patients on the expectations of the road to recovery. I think it may be in part because that is not their area of expertise, but I often find myself having to set people’s expectations on their post-operative recovery. Which can be very hard to do for some people who think they will back to “normal” within 2-3 weeks. Often times people get worn down emotionally throughout the process because it’s like a full time job just caring for their injuries, then add the stress of missing work, the pain, the weakness, lack of independence, etc. it’s a lot to take in every day.

[@rg20322]

Absolutely!! Great comment!

[@Luke101]

Broke my finger two years ago. Still don’t have full range of motion back, and it was set slightly crooked. I work with my hands and it still bums me out

[@packman4664]

Him destroying his arm and leg simultaneously is def one of the funniest wipeout videos ever 😂😂😂

[@spridle]

It's crazy how much a change of studio can be appreciated.

[@karthiksravan9498]

They need to work on the lighting, other than that it looks amazing.

[@rutatutut]

Muey bedder!!

[@sillynelson1]

@@karthiksravan9498 I think they need to zoom out a little on the cameras too, feels kinda close

[@wolfpack8082]

That neon sign is just like that episode of The Office when Michael put the beer sign in the condo.

[@justemusicme]

That has to be a “Spotify suggestion” no sane person would think a neon sign with that placement is a good idea.

[@QuantumBraced]

Except Michael's said "St Pauli Girl" and Joe's says his own name in giant letters. Don't know which is a more Michael move.

[@josephstevenson2474]

@@justemusicme a hyper rich bro maybe?

[@wolfpack8082]

@@QuantumBraced I think Joe is more Michael than Michael.

[@seandunn2062]

@Mr. Efyou Man god you people are so damn sensitive

[@PatrickPierceBateman]

His nerve damage is probably more related to not immediately getting surgery than it is to Bert's repositioning his arm.

[@davebeat]

Did something similar to my humerus too when I fell down my stairs at home and bent my arm backwards behind my back. There wasn't a break, just a fracture at the top but, I have the same nerve bruising/damage; the pain and weakness of the arm he described is spot on. I would not wish it upon anyone.

[@TristanJass]

That was hard to see in person... Tom is a legend!

[@Ricky-kh2sf]

1 v1 me bum

[@LGib01]

@@Ricky-kh2sf Clout chasing in Joe Rogan’s comments section is on another level

[@darthzeppid]

That's crazy. I never thought u two would even know eachother but that's dope. Glad Tom's okay

[@matrixsurvivor3216]

Diddo.

[@keefeD146]

Hopefully spotify keeps his episode up

[@mr.orange8205]

Guests going to burn out their eyeballs staring into that neon for 3 hours.

[@mr.orange8205]

@Timmy P Ha. I'm satisfied at least once a day. Sometimes twice. Truth is I have a neon sign and I can't stand having it on for more then 10 minutes. Which is why I thought of this. My guess is it likely will disappear or be moved at some point in the future.

[@skylermichael641]

Honestly tho... Joe really needs to consult like 10 professionals to make him the ideal set. The neon light is way to much contrast from the guest angle. It’s completely unnecessary. When the angles change the lighting difference is way too drastic.

[@Brilembi]

Better than them being toasted by the tanning bed studio hahaha

[@RealmDesigner]

@@skylermichael641 To be fair to him he did talk about it at the start of the podcast and said that it wasn't going to be staying there as it's for another place and it would be a bit obnoxious to have it that way. The guy isn't oblivious. He's trying out some stuff.

[@UnbelievablyGauche]

It's uncomfortable for me to look at Joe even on my phone. Anyone else got that?

[@ivannevarez9174]

Haven't watched JRE since they moved to Spotify. The comments were just too essential.

[@wontonschannel]

its worth it, i thought the same at first

[@wolfsongrambler8903]

Watching this while recovering from my worst shoulder injury to date. Feels like it will never fully heal.

[@Shiny101]

RIP to the dude that told all his friends he designed Rogan's new studio when he first moved to Texas 🤣

[@AmpliphyHD]

RIP

[@BrokedDownPalace]

RIP

[@oddpotential]

Rip

[@dleoner1]

Kylo Ren will find other work, don’t worry.

[@Steven-wz7sh]

@@dleoner1 I hear he's working at SKB as a Radar Tech.

[@85geoffm]

"It's amazing what 3 inches can do." - my girlfriend

[@bloatedsodium7301]

-also my boyfriend.

[@happy_man_x]

F##k i have only 5 inch😞😔

[@forestcityfishing4749]

@Johnnesbit Minxcat1234 well at least he didn't say his mom

[@rrpearsall]

@@happy_man_x dont feel bad, Im a 4 pump chump opioid free🍾🐛

[@whiteflame4850]

I'm 6 but I still feel small af

[@gregscrabshack2307]

I inpaled my foot in my mid 20s swinging off a rope swing into a river. Came very close to losing my foot. I had to drag myself 2 miles back to my car to get help. That 4 hours felt like 6 years, I remember everything from that day. Adrenaline is a powerful drug

[@Knight_Horus]

That’s crazy hope your foot fully healed

[@gregscrabshack2307]

@@Knight_Horus took about a year to walk normal again, yoga really helped with the recovery

[@robertavard6557]

I tore my patella tendon playing Rugby but in the same incident I also got a head high tackle and got a broken nose. So I was patched up in the sheds and got a new jersey on to run back out onto the field when I noticed that my knee had swollen up and I was having trouble bending it. The eventual surgery drained a litre of fluid from my knee and I required 30 stiches along the inside of my patella tendon. So yeah Joe is right in saying you don't have pain from the initial tear but the swelling and pressure on the join afterwards is excruciating.

[@chrisroberts5300]

Similar to my experience with my ACL, no initial pain. 20 minutes later was a completely different story.

[@JehRoniMo11]

I've seen that before, didn't feel a thing until I slept a few hrs & woke up with pain & swelling, I was aware of the injury but the next day brought those symptoms.

[@mattlee1071]

My mouth started watering as soon as my acl snapped. It hurt like a mother.

[@MCCABEWORLD]

Finally the New Studio!🔥Great JOE and now move your ass back to KZbin 😜👍

[@brettweir9050]

looks like a green screen

[@donaldc.ntramp6855]

Yes,I confirm.

[@jeremysmith9694]

Wow. I thought this was old cuz the studio.

[@rampageGentil]

Give him a 100 million and he will be back

[@J4ME5_]

Thers always one

[@sentientdogma1206]

Brian Stutterer, a sports doctor who made a KZbin video breaking down the injury, said that Bert actually did the right thing when he set his arm because what happens when you break your bone like that, it can cut off blood circulation to parts of your body which leads to tissue death, or necrosis, so setting the arm in normal place actually allows the blood to flow again. So when he asks “should Bert have set the arm after it’s broken” the answer is yes, he should have done that. And Bert acted on instinct, but he could have saved Tom from tissue death in his arm.

[@JoE-kx7dw]

Bert.... Comedian... Father... ..... HERO!

[@weebleman6]

I like hearing him talk about the nerve damage risk from moving his arm, but not the risks he put himself through by leaving the hospital to go sleep on his damn couch lol

[@rdizzy1]

Ehh, it isn't that simple at all, if he had a compound fracture and there were bone shards floating around, moving the arm could cause the severing of major veins or arteries in the area, or sever nerves/nerve damage as well. Bone shards can be like mini razor blades inside your body, you want to move the area as little as possible until you have an xray or ct scan.

[@Jesusluvz]

@@rdizzy1 you also want to avoid necrosis which can be argued is quite a bit better than some minor cuts that wouldn't amount to anything more than bruising.

[@taylorrhodes1895]

@@rdizzy1 it wasn’t a compound fracture dude, a compound is when the bone breaks the surface of the skin literally sticking out. I’ve broken my right arm (humerus) twice, both times snapping it straight in half and there were minimal and minuscule bone shards....bones break pretty cleanly unless they’re struck with a bullet or they’re getting crunched in a severe car accident or something

[@benisontenison8225]

Just had knee surgery a few weeks ago and I'm still in the brace with crutches. It's nice to hear joe mention his own surgeries because he seems invincible. I used to do jiu jitsu and a little kickboxing and seeing him being able to practice both of those gives me hope for when I've recovered.

[@eddiedantes7732]

Thanks, Tom, for sharing. That's a wild experience. Hope you recover well.

[@ninjaStalker069]

Tom Segura - laughs at people hurting themselves Also Tom Segura -

[@joshlewis575]

I bet his wife was ruthless throughout his rehab. Steady cracking jokes on his ass

[@dvarjen]

I hope people create the same kind of "content" with his video.

[@cadillacman2141]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeepz669]

Pure sweetness 🤣

[@conaldeugenepeterson2147]

@@dvarjen they’ve shown awesome fan made memes and gifs in Studio Jeans

[@QuantumBraced]

RIP guests' eyes staring at a neon sign for 3 hours.

[@sisenor6841]

In the beginning of the episode he said he’s most likely moving it

[@JorgeGeorgeD]

@@sisenor6841 100% B

[@Saucey65]

For real haha... bad place to put it

[@MrRedpaul84]

THANKYOU for this new and better studio

[@randywatson1982]

tom is probably one of the funniest comics ive ever seen, i love watching and listening to his storytelling. im glad hes doing well, i hope to see a lot more from him in the future.

[@barratales8793]

I will forever associate Tom Seguras fall with Peter Griffins fall on family guy 😂.

[@anonymous108]

Lmao, actually!

[@mattbolz340]

On the bright side he will have a new clip to laugh at

[@hogs_agriteach8998]

This is the most accurate thing I've ever heard.

[@xPirus26]

So trueeee 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😆😆🤣🤣

[@barratales8793]

I love how none of seguras fans feel sorry for him 😂😂😂 like not even a little. If this happened to bert segura would laugh till he shat himself so I guess all's fair in love and comedy. Love you segura you fat piece of shit 🤣👍 glad your ok.

[@getbuckets4252]

“Last month was the first time I’ve been able to move my wrist” “Can you do a chin up?

[@sarac1118]

Goddamn that was a stupid question😂

[@N-e-o1]

Tom: I can barely move. Joe: Do you even lift bro?

[@dclxvi2203]

@@N-e-o1 😂🤣🤘🏼 on point brother hahaha.

[@peterf9006]

Maybe high doses of THC every single day for years fries your brain, go figure. I love pot but those amounts for so long have to have a medicinal impact.

[@N-e-o1]

@@peterf9006 lol but Joe doesn't smoke everyday. He even says all the time that it's not healthy to do the same thing everyday. Damnit bro why you got me defending joe; I hate defending joe.

[@nickkiosk5513]

12:18 I love how serious Joes face is when he says how hes had both knees reconstructed

[@bobthemadmonkey]

Lots of bjj guys go through it Joe probably knows

[@johnnash1119]

The atrophy is a real psychological hurdle. In college I was lifting 2-4hrs a day 6-7 days a week and I had an ACL surgery, a hernia surgery, and a broken hand during that time. The hernia and acl I came back no problem, but Breaking my hand fucked me up to wear I stopped lifting because I couldn’t lift 20lbs for more than 5 reps with that arm

[@LJPpro]

The guy who designed the old set has gotta be feelin a little bummed out right about now

[@kygodragon4782]

No it was absolute shit. Couldn't watch the videos because the backdrop was soo shit.

[@cesaredibambinolo3439]

It was horrible

[@kygodragon4782]

@@cesaredibambinolo3439 No, it was shit.

[@cesaredibambinolo3439]

@@kygodragon4782 It was

[@Sour_Ink]

It was so bad. Even now they gotta move that light placement

[@ellmuffin]

It feels like they’re on two different sets with the backgrounds

[@nz2940]

Yes watching on my phone in bed and I get either blasted by neon to the dark setting with Tim. Like a disco in here

[@plato2030]

You’re right, it’s like tom is somewhere else

[@bluemyhigh]

Joe needs to go back to the old days...Spotify ruined it for us.

[@aaronlynch4397]

Is it just backdrop screens, like green screen stuff?

[@Lilstanklegss]

I'm so glad he's better and almost fully recovered.

[@swingking1294]

Oh my god the way joe says I’ve had both my knees reconstructed 😂🤣💀 @12:20

[@GLo1991]

I love how Tom caught himself saying “Juan” and corrected to “won”

[@Nobody99998]

YA LOL

[@calholli]

If you watch his show, then you know where that's from.

[@mikewright5035]

hahaha finally he comes correct

[@VideoNozoki]

@@bonpaoi4736 : If you add a link without any context, no one is going to click on it. We're reading comments on THIS video. Who wants to click away to who-know-what

[@chazbritt6]

He knew Joe would’ve been like “Who the fuck says WON like that?” 😂😂

[@efraincastaneda6196]

Tom reminds me of my uncles who try to show that they still got some left in the tank.

[@davidbabiarz3744]

My mood I bbb

[@zacharyybarra7676]

But alas... only fumes

[@donaldc.ntramp6855]

Yes,I confirm.

[@glpmhkln1234]

Yes,I confirm.

[@vanessabeauty5112]

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[@bradgilligan2429]

I died when I watched Tom go up for that dunk. It looked like he slipped on a banana peel from a cartoon. And Tom had segments on his show your mom’s house laughing at people getting hurt, so I don’t want to hear, “oh you’re an asshole” lol.

[@aleksandardjuric6520]

That mechanic is laughing his ass off watching tom fall. LOL

[@threezysworld8089]

What makes you think you aren't an asshole? Like just because he was being an asshole doesn't somehow mean you're not an asshole for doing the exact same thing he was doing? Are you like 5 years old or just mentally slow?

[@Teromi]

I love how he assumes a “slam dunk contest” would sound normal to everyone 😅

[@CaderwayneSawyer]

I love how they just glossed over the fact that Tom had done sets of 12 with 255lb on squat. I mean if he was hitting depth and did multiple sets, that's some solid work.

[@JessMan508]

255lbs is like half his weight, Tom can definitely do more for his size.

[@DavidAbell26]

@@JessMan508 Tom I’d like 255 give him a break lol 255 for 12 is very good! Especially for his age

[@davidcarik1761]

@@JessMan508 So, Tom weighs 510lbs? Huh?!?!? I doubt Tom S. is even above or slightly under 300lbs. Tom looks around 225-240 here. So that's his bodyweight, squatting, for 12 reps. That's pretty strong!

[@rogermayes3745]

255 is nothing for squats dude.

[@Vastspartan]

@@rogermayes3745 For his age, yes it is Shut up

[@nicrogers5796]

"You have a guy named Lindsey working for you?" "Yeah man, he'll hear this, go ahead give it to him." lmao im howling

[@maanysingh7797]

timestamp?

[@Zackwolf1234]

@@maanysingh7797 6:24 bro

[@maanysingh7797]

@@Zackwolf1234 thank you bro :)

[@thunderwarrior1759]

When you hear Burts side of the story again with Joe,it’s a crazy,crazy story. How Tom left hospital and managed to last three days..i salute him!

[@cw4960]

I broke my arm 2 months ago, and im still healing, and honestly i completely feel Tom when he said he wasnt ready for it physically.

[@jacobyoung4059]

Tom correcting the way he says “won” is a huge step in the right direction

[@austin2920]

"whan"

[@bigchimp3687]

lmaooo

[@tomaszhoekstra7357]

So awesome that he corrected it because he is so used to getting hammered by the YMH crew hahaha

[@HouseOfElKhoury]

Glad I'm not the only juan who caught that!

[@cleech74]

Him addressing us directly as he corrected himself was hilarious.😂

[@spritemultipack]

The professionalism of his doctor to not piss himself laughing when Tom told him how he snapped it

[@eriklarson9137]

@@generallobster One thing you seem to not know is that Tom waited for the very reason you said he should. Right after you said he shouldn't. Good stuff bro.

[@HkFinn83]

@@generallobster there’s a lot of fuckery going on with surgery in the US because they’re salesmen as well.

[@MDCox202]

Knowing how much Tom enjoys laughing at injuries I had no shame about cracking up at this video for months

[@fbckdl9]

I agree with you on the size differences after surgery. I've had 2 operations on my left knee, and one on my left shoulder, and it was alienating seeing the difference

[@audreyjesse292]

Tommy buns looking fly AF this injury was the best thing for his weight loss.

[@vanessabeauty5112]

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[@tumpnewmedia5417]

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[@bluecheesewithwings2105]

Pain killers will make you loose weight

[@paulpadilla4741]

Fr it made him get in shape

[@bodystomp5302]

How much was he squatting? 250x12?

[@international-arms-dealer]

Joe said "can you do a chin up?" 🤣 Bro, he just said he couldn't move his wrist a month ago 🤣

[@M67-antohno]

💀🤣🤣🤣

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

Tom probably couldnt do a single chin up before his injury 😂

[@gregkosinski2303]

Plus he’s so fat that he broke his whole body trying to jump.

[@emannuelsepulveda7259]

@@gregkosinski2303 bro he dunked on a 9 foot rim successfully during a dunk contest, i really don’t think he’s that fat

[@watchreport]

@@gregkosinski2303 yep and athletes who train all the time and up with severe injuries as well, often from doing silly things as the muscles and tendons etc get overworked. So, it is what it is: plus, he’s not that fat.

[@monsieurmichelg5305]

Wow, just came across this one. Brings back memories. I was in a car accident when I was 19 years old . I was crossing 4 lanes of traffic as they were all stopped in downtown traffic. This young 17 year old girl in the farthest lane was going 55 in a 30 trying to race up to the turn light so she could turn before it went red. I didnt see her and she didnt see me crossing. Smacked me right in the driver-side wheel. My left shoulder and arm slammed into the door. She hit me so hard the car spun 60 ft from where I was originally crossing the street at. The force was as such that the driver-side struts were smacked into the engine block. car obviously totaled. The moral of the story is the shoulder hitting the door. I did not go immediately to the hospital I as well went straight home and laid on the couch. Until the next day, when the pain from my shoulder was just as bad as the moment of impact. I decided to finally hit up the hospital. In the Xrays that were done. They showed that two of the 3 outer ligaments were completely severed, cut completely in half. The outer two ligaments control the Arm across the chest movement and the, Arm over the head movement. I could NOT for the life of me manage to do those motions with my left arm on its own power. I could only get my arm to go across my chest and over my head with the support of my right hand doing the moving. I as well declined surgery at the hospital I went to and just slinged my arm. It has sense healed, however, I am now almost 34 years old. And have issues sleeping on my left shoulder, lifting weights with my left arm and so on. Never in my life have I ever felt that kind of pain. It was mostly the pain from trying to move the arm on its own power. that is when all the pain in the world would crash down on me. It was just not going to happen. But soon as I Grab my left arm with my right hand and pull the left arm up and over. That is when it would not hurt as much. I was on Lortabs and Percocet's at the time for pain. Which didnt help me very much AT ALL lol. It has taken years though, for me to recover, and its still fully not quite there and probably never will be, sense I refused surgery. Im not about to have some freakin metal all up inside me if I can help it. No thank u. But thats just me. Anyways, just wanted to share how I feel Toms pain when listening to him tell his story. Reminds me all to much of my own.

[@saxxxyjazzzy]

Broke my pelvis 6 months ago and I feel this struggle so much I agree that no one really prepares you for the emotional part of things or keeping your mind on track... plus you're alone so much all you have is time with yourself to really think which is the last thing I needed... but I am walking now with no wheelchair or walker! It may take a long time but it does get better

[@Lion95]

Joe "I have a new studio" Rogan

[@vanessabeauty5112]

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[@Bearcat79]

Props to Segura highlighting the fact that PT's are the closest medical professional to you during the recovery and giving the recognition to your PT. Rehab is looking great btw, stay grinding!

[@JehRoniMo11]

Yep, nurses & pt's are your left & right hands when you need to heal & regain function, very underrated, so many people would live suffering if not for their work 🙌💯⚡

[@thebluefus]

I’ve done PT twice. Both times they were absolutely jokes. What’s on the agenda for today, twiddling your thumbs? Seriously I can do all this stuff and home and it’s not helping but the bills are coming. It’s a circus

[@downeyd88]

I hate hurting myself, and seeing myself getting hurt but dude, Tom took that shit to the next level! Like 1/2 ft off ground level but still, the next level!

[@abcsorensen]

After hearing Tom explain the experience, I'm happy it happened to him.

[@matthewshin1010]

Lmaoo

[@BVonBuescher]

I think Tom got his karma for laughing maniacally at other people’s misfortune.

[@Saghilarious]

"Ba ku la!"

[@kevinfranco1996]

100% if karma is real, that is why lol

[@tumpnewmedia5417]

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[@tumpnewmedia5417]

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[@Gallowglass7]

100% he did. Laughing at people getting hurt while working? Nah

[@hoastbeef1202]

Tom: "I slept on the couch." Rogan: "OH MY GOD."

[@BlowAway11]

Elon: "Tell me more about it."

[@eathannvdb]

So a buddy of mine told me he had to sleep on the couch

[@sheamuscoe1492]

I had a knee dislocation and lower leg hyper extension of 90°, I was basically kneeling backwards. 3 out of the four ligaments snapped in two and I had foot paralysis for nearly 2 years (a small miracle it came back at all, it wasn’t supposed to after 18 months), and developed ‘Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy Syndrome (a nerve pain disorder) as well. The incremental road to recovery for such injuries was unbelievable, I would say I have hyper-empathy when I see something like this happen to someone. Really happy Tom’s doing so well.

[@matt8847]

How has your recovery been, do you have full ability now?

[@sheamuscoe1492]

@@matt8847 Thanks for asking Matt. Unfortunately the pain persists, together with knee instability, but you learn to adapt, so it’s ok.

[@matt8847]

@@sheamuscoe1492 sorry to hear you're still in pain, I'm hoping for the best moving forward for you. Glad you still have a positive attitude about adapting

[@lazercobra9078]

This video makes me crack up all the time never gets old lol

[@brali1717]

“Can you do a chin up” segura ponders for a quick sec “couldn’t before, definitely can’t now”

[@R09PhillipsM]

Underrated comment hahahaha

[@Uncle-Bull]

I was thinking the same thing

[@calholli]

It hit me to... my prediction in my head thought he was going to say: "no... not because of the injuries though" ... lol. He missed that opportunity. when he talks about the injuries, he doesn't joke around at all; you can tell its really done a number on him

[@dane2322]

😂😂😂

[@gundam116]

Yea really Joe? What a Fucken stupid question

[@joniecastezie4369]

New studio had me shook at first

[@Jp-do9ny]

Looks much better than that oven grill

[@glpmhkln1234]

Yes,I confirm.

[@vhscopyofseinfeld]

@@Jp-do9ny I means it’s basically exactly the same as his old studio.

[@cursive187]

why did it have you shook?

[@brianonabike4130]

@@cursive187 cause it’s lit! It totally hits different in an all inclusive kinda way. It totally slaps. I’m going to go drink bleach now.

[@sanstronik]

A stone fell of my heart to see the new studio. Finally, my eyes can rest.

[@Grizzlymetal1]

Tom is such an amazing story teller. He’s so calm and doesn’t exaggerate anything and it makes it so much funnier

[@calholli]

I know right... almost as good as leg smashing cars.

[@adamrandles4055]

You’re easily pleased

[@collinbarnard207]

@@adamrandles4055 yikes I’ve been in that mindset of telling people they’re easily entertained. You’ll snap out of it

[@Naeshabby]

For me he adds too much unnecessary detail, which means the story takes waayyy to long to tell, but I’m fairly inpatient

[@kygodragon4782]

But the story wasn't supposed to be a comedy, so therefore isn't he a bad story teller if you're laughing? 🤔

[@fluffycakes527]

The studio feels so comfortable!!

[@liziforz6244]

Yeh it's so much better

[@TheAcdcnz]

Yeah, it's more calming. The old one was stressful as fark

[@drb2k580]

Big props to Lindsey. She is amazing.

[@thedon897]

I love how fascinated Joe was😭😂

[@richgarc84]

Joe laughing at Tom for having a guy named Lindsay working for him while a guy named Jamie is feet away.

[@bruhdon4748]

Jamie is a boys and girls name Lindsey is a girls name lol

[@BigtimeSCARFACE]

Never met a female Jamie in Los Angeles 🤷‍♂️ and we have tourist from everywhere

[@petrosvujos6679]

@@BigtimeSCARFACE What about Jamie Lee Curtis the actress😁

[@beetlejuice4357]

@@BigtimeSCARFACE I know two guys named Jamie.

[@BigtimeSCARFACE]

@@petrosvujos6679 who's that 🤷‍♂️oh freaky Friday. Haven't met her

[@Kevin-fq5nm]

New studio!!

[@comfortsnail6342]

No it's new saw his Insta post

[@senseidezy]

@@thisguy8106 it literally says Austin Texas behind him. If you don’t believe me, look at his Instagram.

[@donaldc.ntramp6855]

Yes,I confirm.

[@Kevin-fq5nm]

Austin Texas

[@senseidezy]

@@thisguy8106 oh wow, what a hilarious joke. To pretend you don’t know what’s going on, boy, that’s a good one. Nobody that replied got ur joke.

[@memesjenkins2104]

tom took real joy in others hurting themselves. he had it coming.

[@elce5008]

i just came here to say that this studio is an absolute banger and encapsulates the warm feeling i've had with the LA one

[@qjames0077]

The studio left space, hit Mars, and bounced back to Cali with a neon sign picked up on the way

[@tumpnewmedia5417]

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[@alexmason8557]

They time travelled

[@skrawny-clown-snatcherofth8651]

I was thinking Vagas not crapyfornia

[@frqbkpsa4594]

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[@frqbkpsa4594]

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[@patsayjack402]

Hearing Joe do 2 minute long ads on Spotify for movies coming out soon is some of the saddest s***.

[@jamesharden5579]

Pay the subs and you wont hear it. I have no idea what you're talking about 🤣🤣

[@adamanzalone1554]

You listen to them? 😂

[@Jamesrocks22]

If you really listened to him in the early days of the podcast you'd know its much better than the 2 minute long ads he'd do for the fleshlight lol

[@dustinwhitt5297]

For 100 million dollars I'd do entire podcasts of ads. You would too, don't even play.

[@rufus5208]

@@Jamesrocks22 lmao I remember those days. Joe was in the trenches 😂

[@lancegleco5226]

Every time o see Tom S, I am getting to like this man more and more every time..He is very interesting and he is extremely funny with his stand up..his laugh is infectious, as his laugh is seriously funny!!!! Keep your self well keep that arm strong...it needs to be cared for...

[@charlesdineharts8966]

Happened to me 10 years ago. I did squats and leg presses the day before. No pain during the event but it was a year of pain recovering from the surgery.

[@commentbeast3985]

This is the commenr that needs to be pinned. This was obviously the reason Tom snapped his too. I think it was irresponsible of them not to discuss that as a highly possible reason

[@flipper9701]

7:30 they are both millionaires and Bert finds the $50 guy!! 😂😂😂🤣

[@Catstew]

That’s how you stay rich

[@davidnagy3511]

Haha classic Bert! Love the guy!

[@michaelscott-joynt3215]

Now imagine Tom wakes up after going home with a broken body, and sees a bag of chips and bottle of calcium supplement ("helps build strong bones"), because that's exactly what Bert got for him, according to Tom.

[@calebblank]

Joe is absolutely high out of his mind 😂😂😂

[@OMgGirRaFe]

His eyes are so puffy and low dude, for sure sparked one before this

[@Saucey65]

Yeah he looks pretty out of it, looks like he's falling asleep and trying to get through it.

[@joenobody5913]

lol, right? Can you do a chinup?? My fucking sides....and I have a broken rib....pain and hilarity

[@jeffpatten4478]

Tom seems to be sniffing a little. Hmmm

[@sylviabennan]

6:19 I’ve never seen Joe look like that 😭😂😂

[@sincereflowers3218]

Imagine being so out of shape you end up with a life changing injury over one single 2ft jump

[@knowthyself99]

The new studio !! Wow congratulations dudes

[@bigd3686]

Joe “ it’s so hard too watch” Also Joe to every guest after this happened “ have you seen what happened too Tom segera pull it up Jamie”

[@Zxzoxopeneyes]

LOL

[@caseysenethavilay9255]

To*

[@RyanJones-ig3qc]

😂😂😂

[@koyle3027]

Tom actually is looking really good like he lost a lot of weight good for him

[@xandermander6035]

He was so much funnier when he was fatter

[@jby1155]

@Chris Gardella you’re right, there’s nothing funny about exaggeration

[@skeetinyoureye6484]

It's because he got aids

[@wummrs]

@Ribby The Party Frog fancy seeing you here

[@deadarmd]

The reaching for his knee with the other arm folded is so, so funny

[@pnwfavmilf05-12]

Now I can see Why his family and berts family love each other so much. Well it will not just because they're awesome but because but because Bert and his family helped when this injury happened and were there for his wife. It's hard to do and they are great friends big friends to Tom and his wife. Those 2 are opposite so I always wondered how they got along so well but with a great friend like that who is down for you when you are down-and-out how could that not be your go to buddy / best friend

[@CPlusKaraoke]

10 year old me going in for the dunk: “JORDAN!!!” Tom going in for the dunk: “MR. GLASS!!!”

[@bilinasmini3480]

I feel like they are still in the red sex dungeon and this “new studio is CGI

[@CyberSnake100]

Tom coulda yelled out KOBE ...

[@chrisbuehler6868]

Tom has a totally catastrophic injury yet still gets in far better shape than Burt "I run 5 miles a day" Chrysler

[@eathannvdb]

I had the exact same injury as him, probably worse because I snapped my tibia at the same time, was playing Rugby within 6 months

[@michaeld4326]

Did you have radial nerve damage? I have it and it blows lol

[@eathannvdb]

@@michaeld4326 yeah I do, can't even feel the left side of my knee and shin

[@RB-rk6qo]

The same Burt who drinks 256 grams of sugar in his red kool-aid daily?

[@jiggygrand]

Sorry about your injury man. I don't wish that on anyone. Get well!!

[@lesdillinger4907]

Dude I was paralyzed once, not something a person can usually say, praying to God never have to say that twice. But radial nerve damage is and was such an unbelievable thing. It feels like burning glass just from moving or touching it on anything. Thank God for the amazing surgeons with hands like frickin angel's! Seriously! Hearing his story i cannot watch the video because it just drives that memory back so hard. Glad for his and anyone's recovery!

[@MrUrangatan]

Tim is such a 4 strokes inspiration, you bet that radial nerve is coming back in May

[@tylerdurden2424]

*Tom

[@kevinstewart4717]

Such a stroke of inspiration*

[@jackkmclovin9581]

@@tylerdurden2424 *tim

[@christianhendriksen6241]

He would never have made it as Tim Segura

[@tylerbaron6973]

Looks like he tore his RPC

[@Rick6.6LLY]

Not the first time Joe asked Tom Segura to “take your jacket off let me see the whole thing”

[@TheJibbaholic]

I broke my arm in the same place. I felt his pain. The hospital here in Norway fucked me up badly and refused to fix their mistake for weeks. I had to fly to Germany to get it done privately. There was a new joint forming on my upper arm which was moving around I walked and there was a 29 degree misalignment between the bone parts. Looked like I had one massive bicep. The pain was horrible. Tom´s instinct was right to get it fixed properly.

[@IntergalacticPirateRadio]

That's always the trade-off with government healthcare, free treatment, but shitty doctors.

[@TheJibbaholic]

@@IntergalacticPirateRadio Yup. Our healthcare system is far from what it is made out to be. There is no free healthcare system that is free, universal and great quality.

[@DC-jw4ic]

Here in Canada, your surgery is liable to get canceled the day of... love it

[@prundonmcavoy7155]

@lanereed And Tom avoided his first hospital here in the U.S., with no universal healthcare... sounds like it's just a hard procedure and the policies surrounding health have nothing to do with it? Try again.

[@HyPotterinuse]

@@prundonmcavoy7155 No. It means you get what you pay for.

[@mikeferris408]

Lookin good tom keep up the great work!

[@cafone661]

Tom: I have nerve damage, no.. bruising, a month ago I could not pull up my wrist, I cannot use my extensors, like my hand doesn't open. Joe: Can you do a chin up?