ANGRY LITTLE MAN CAN'T KEEP HIS DISTANCE❌❌📷📷

[@rogermellie8068]

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were stood in the middle of the road........😂

[@raypilgrim6905]

Fuckin hell rogermellie spat my drink all over I knew this comment was coming, nice one 😂😂

[@stevenmclucas1894]

😂

[@isobelmckay3012]

Belter absolutely smashed the comments roger sir outstanding.

[@DarrylBezza-tw7zj]

Mark is welsh

[@kes11]

@@DarrylBezza-tw7zjScottish

[@ViVids555]

That whole grindr section was surreally hilarious 😂

[@Malabus73]

And the conclusion was that wee Irish boy is actually on it 😂

[@lechulechistan8346]

Who mention grinder first???? You. OK whats a lovely chat Hahahahahahah, tommorow neighbours make complain on me to landlord. For noisy laughs in night time.

[@decpitkin2106]

Not very often you have a guy in a stone Island calming the situation down 😂😂

[@dazzstorm1]

It's Michael Keane since he's done f All for Everton recently.

[@scotttchviski6706]

If you're close enough to push away, you're too bloody close.

[@stephenfarrell706]

Come back when your balls have dropped and we have proper chat 😂😂😂😂😊

[@7citieskid410]

And close to being bloody!

[@josephrankin9406]

If anyone is so close that you can't see their hands ... they're too close. (Edited for spelling)

[@muddlepond]

In the words of Dick Emery, "you are awful, but I like you" You have them going round in circles and I love it.

[@J33-g2e]

I used to love him, I always used to say " Dad, I think I got wrong again" so funny 😂

[@scoosethom8441]

The big guy was doing ok till he said its illegal to publish car licence plates 😂😂😂 which we all know is absolutely 💯 percent wrong

[@deltech7603]

He was “”mistaken””, so I’ll forgive him for that, but at least he was polite, and not a tit like his colleague.

[@olfan92]

theres CCTV literally all over the UK filming everyone and everything 24/7. and somehow a man with a camera is any danger? id be more scared of the government filming me than a member of the public filming in public.

[@tedebaer1]

I don't think the tall guy deserved the praise he's getting. He turned a blind eye to every nonsense his colleague was spouting and he didn't have the balls to stop the aggression towards a member of the public. If you see bad behaviour and ignore it, that's a thumb down for me.

[@greggwhitehouse1653]

He was laughing most the time😂

[@Sylvia-Storm]

He was the straight guy.

[@narniebone1332]

Very funny the Grinder part was just class😂😂

[@Sirjinny]

😂😂 The big fella laughing at the roasting grinderboy got 😂

[@ponyboycurtis9345]

Poor sucker

[@slickus]

Even admitting it too 😂😂😂 Fair play Gary Fitzpatrick 😂 😂😂

[@Jimmyc992]

That made me laugh lol😂

[@rhwoodwork119]

And Patrick Fitzgary 😂😂😂😂​@@slickus

[@miksyezpatelik]

@@rhwoodwork119😂😂😂😂

[@robertmawby3021]

Can’t take a picture of the registration numbers of our cars!!! How thick can people be??? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@markc7440]

How thick? Don't give them a challenge! 😂🤣

[@stuartbrierley3381]

The big guy laughed at the grinder comment.😂😂

[@MrPantss]

Stop taking pictures of “my” property, really? Your property?

[@pizzagateisreal]

Best episode of Rab C Nesbit I've ever seen

[@mrb4408]

For F sake!!! I can’t believe how entitled people are, what’s your name, why are you taking pictures. Just tell me.. etc. Little Paddy was tick as shoyt. Since when did companies believe they have the right to quiz members of the Public.

[@grahampawson1502]

Short arse paddy with a spud on his shoulder 😂🤣🤡

[@pebble1955]

Photography in public even of private property is not illegal, taking photo's of number plates is not illegal, these two have no clue what so ever, shame really, making up laws, these guys are the future of the UK

[@pebble1955]

@@NeilLewis77 as it is not illegal then yes I would be happy as I have NOTHING to hide and nothing to really be scared of, now if I were at home that would be different, my home is a residence with an expectation of privacy, note expectation.

[@markc7440]

No legal expectation, if someone is stood on the public footpath and looking / photographing through your window it's difficult to get anything done to stop them. About the only possible charge is voyeurism and that requires repeated occurrences.

[@colinsaunderson6682]

why do these ppl think they own outside their buildings ..plebs

[@dannygolightly865]

i always love the "i do not know why you are here" "i do not know what you are doing" lines. as if they are entitled to know

[@pauldevenport28320]

The tall guy has the patience of a saint,he would make a good husband,I’ve never seen anyone with that amount of patience 😂

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

Yes you have ME

[@Me23140.]

He couldn’t help himself laugh at the grinder part 😂

[@gj5900]

“I am on grinder!!!!!!” 😂

[@Rabsmyth91]

Brilliant as always Mark. My favourite part was the Irish bloke aggressively claiming he's on grindr and demanding to know if you are too🤣

[@thelatchkeykid]

He justifies getting in your face because you are filming 'his' business. I notice he stopped doing it when you told him he'd get planted. The other guy was top notch, perfect attitude and commanded authority without having to puff his chest out....management training videos should use this guy.....

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

👌👌👌

[@brucemcnee4818]

These unscripted interactions are comedy genius.

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

👌👌👌

[@robl1613]

It's just amazing how much these 2 don't know...or think they know😂😂...and thier so confident not knowing it😂😂.

[@aaahhhmck4419]

He's a manager then his actions must be company policy. Somebody tell them that they do not own car registration plates. DVLA

[@glengrant3884]

POPPING INFLATED EGO BALLOONS!!💥💥 Love your work!!😇💪👊 AUSTRALIA!!🤍💙❤️💥👊

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

👌👌👌

[@waynesilverman3048]

Love how Mark isn't scared of no one and isn't just doing it to make videos. AS the sound of marks voice isnt an act

[@kitshrapnel8548]

The only reason is on Grindr is because he hasn't got a boyfriend. And the reason he is angry is because he still hasn't got a boyfriend😢

[@markc7440]

😂🤣

[@teddiemack8071]

Nice to see the Irish and Scottish getting on.

[@darrenc5815]

🤣

[@MarkieMark.]

And an English man, there's a joke somewhere 😊

[@seangormley4902]

William Ulsterman has a vary high-pitched voice, so he does 😂

[@george-ev1dq]

that boyo was not Irish , that is a wee norn accent, I was say Ballymena.

[@TallSilentGuy]

"Visit". He keeps using that word "visit" but all you've done is travel along a public road. You haven't "visited" anything! 🤦‍♂

[@JGmedia18]

“You will be judged much sooner than that!” So true😂everyone calling him a tool!

[@domparris7001]

To be fair, the tall fellow was an absolute Gentleman. Superb people skills and handled the situation like a true professional. Aassertive throughout but always keeping his calm and polite mental balance in check...........The other guy was a COCK.

[@Jimmyc992]

When the tall guy started laughing when mark mentioned grinder made me laugh lol😂

[@terrybunch7313]

Not really. He was a spanner saying that photographing car reg plates is illegal.

[@JGmedia18]

@@terrybunch7313yes polite but ignorant of the law.

[@-D0uble0-]

He bloody droned on and on about the same thing over and over again though.

[@dannygolightly865]

he could have just asked/told the other, pushy chap, to go inside....then he would have had the attantion of the photographer, without the obvious distractions

[@Me23140.]

There was an English Irish and Scott’s man talking about grinder…. You finish the rest

[@matt27evo]

The Scotsman gives the Irishman takes while the Englishman watches

[@markosmith8037]

these two seem to have had one booster too many - social distancing has gone to their head

[@danielbate13]

This was April 2020 though...

[@SamBrooks-f3k]

The effects from the posion and pure stupidity of the people who fell for the jabs never goes away​@danielbate13

[@jackyhayes8613]

​@@danielbate13since the boosters,they have got worse. Don't forget to vote reform

[@Chris-hu2mp]

He says he's a photographer, so how come he doesn't know photography laws..?

[@peakyblinder777]

That "manager" should have left after a few mins 😂 the longer this went on the more his being savaged ...its like he wants it 😅

[@FabianWatts]

The gifts that just keep on giving 😅😂😂

[@videomania666]

I can't believe the twaddle these two have just stated total nonsense from the outset, but thanks for the entertainment. The best was I don't know the law but I know there is one, priceless.

[@annbest9218]

It never fails to astound me that young folk know nothing these days. Its a dangerous job you have Mark.

[@MarcSanders-g4y]

hmm what about dashcams 😂😂😂😂

[@markzuckermyberg5912]

Out of both of them the younger of the two employees stood out right from the start.The other Fuck knuckle that's on Grinder (aha that golden moment Mark you finally found a member of Ginder) after mentioning it many times before funny you got one in the end.He truly was a plonker with a bit of power been a Manager.😂😂😂😂 all round.

[@crbcrb2099]

Job ?????

[@markc7440]

Do you mean UKMTT? He's retired.

[@annjacksonbest]

@@markc7440 Mark is just fab, he makes me laugh, gets me alarmed close to heart attack at some of the dodgt folks he meets. All good stuff from a wWeegie. ;)

[@TomSmoth-si1du]

MARK NEVER FAILS 🏆🤣

[@anthonyburbidge]

Let me know when his next court appearance is I'll book a day off, oh and tell him to bring his video evidence with him 😂

[@markgillespie8842]

So you had to walk 100metres to get on their land and they never thought sticking a phone in Joe publics face 100 metres from their company was wrong? Bunch of thick goons.

[@adrianbrowne7874]

'Ferocious & Hilarious' all the way! This is UKMTT at his unrestrained best!!😊

[@Findingcupcake]

No one does it better than Mark ,

[@pizzagateisreal]

Me and you and many others I suspect watch all the auditors I always see your comments 😊

[@moonpawooe7134]

Makes me feel sorry for the rest

[@derektrotter4287]

Baby you’re the best 🎵🎵🎵

[@healy7882]

Tbf he started off nice enough then turned into an angry leprechaun 😂

[@jamesmincher3435]

I am on grinder pmsl lol😂

[@robl1613]

"Why are you so abusive?"....well😂....when you act like a fool expect to be called a fool.

[@stephenparslow7964]

The guy in the Stone Island top is a cool cucumber.

[@david69869]

The laugh off the tall guy when the ginger guy admitted to being on grindr was piss funny. Tall guys cool !

[@Kj86oldschool]

It baffles me how people consider this as acceptable behaviour

[@EvenBigger-Brother]

The wee one needs to be kept an eye on when around kids ,if he is in the habit of invading other folks personal space .

[@welshdragonfunhunter3461]

I tried to teach my daughters the UK law. And they know about pace and the section's. PINAC.

[@Jdsheik]

This is pure British comedy 😂😂

[@markhendley8258]

Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman in an Auditing situation.... This is brilliant....

[@billygnasher]

The Tall Guy was nice to be honest the manager what a plonker is he wanted for something so paranoid unbelievable maybe his past lol ?

[@Frankowars]

Jesus Mark this was brilliant 😂😂😂

[@nojabs999]

Check out his budgie smugglers 😅

[@Sylvia-Storm]

Yes I noticed. 😂

[@richiestrich8079]

That’s more like it old school UKMTT, never mind the blind routine, this is what we tune in for Mark 👍🏻👏🏻🇦🇺

[@Zeus-kj7nn]

Silly Leprechaun gets owned! Great stuff Mark 😅🎉

[@IExertio]

Mark you are a legend 😂😂😂😂

[@rickyraw5457]

Nobody does it better than you..... Another gem.....👍🤣

[@FunTimeFranki]

“If you turn that the other way you get better footage” 😂😂

[@ahh980]

That irish dude is an absolute hoot i love him😂😂😂😂❤

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

So do i

[@Knappyrash]

Ronan keating has let himself down 😂

[@Traceek1w1]

Absolute gold as always - almost felt sorry 4ginger the penny just never dropped as to what was going on,bless the bouncer for trying😅😅😅😅😅

[@conornolan9005]

Angry little Northern Ireland man

[@slickus]

Gary fitzpatrick from ramsbottom

[@dannygolightly865]

isn't it strange how when "i asked in a nice manner" doesn't get the response that is wanted, suddenly the "niceness" goes away

[@corpeedo]

ONE OF YOUR ABSOLUTE BEST MATE! Bravo! what a ride!!

[@kyivwithgeofftanya5546]

So you got an Ulsterman 😂 if he was back home he would be sitting on the road while every dashcam records it 😂

[@markwoodhead85]

Its 1am, im absolutely knackered, i have to be up for work in 4hrs....yet thanks to you, i have just spent the last 30mins laughing my arse off more than any video i have ever watched on KZbin. Thank you so much for being you 😂 one new subscriber right here and i cant wait to binge watch your uploads over the next few days...now i must sleep...maybe after one more video 😉

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

Welcome aboard 👌👌👌

[@MeColinYouWho]

Tiny Tim really freaked out.

[@waynesilverman3048]

Tiny Tim carnt see any resemble

[@pen69sky]

Reece has previously worked in policing/security by the way he was trying to take control of the conversation. ie, "We're going round in circles here aren't we", "I just need you to understand....", "I'm sure you can appreciate....." etc etc.

[@johnwatson5235]

Brilliant Mark just brilliant 👏

[@jimid9240]

“I am on Grinder!!!!” 😂

[@pauldevenport28320]

I just can’t stop laughing 🤣 at this

[@bosanacirl]

the young tall lad was sound

[@edwardryan3011]

That big guy was dying to laugh 😂😂😂😂

[@alexpettiford]

The moment when the lad laughs when you mention grinder is really funny

[@WhackoMacko]

Reese did great - very professional - I was impressed, in fact, I'd hire him as a manager

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

👌👌👌

[@ShazbotNanewNanew]

His best Skinny Blue silkys on 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Toss on.....def pulls his GOALIE with mittens on 😂😂 who raised this 😂😂😂who ...who ...😂😂😂

[@dianagraham8093]

Am i a grinder 😂😂😂😂

[@JjackVideo]

I don't understand the praise for the none-mentally ill tall guy. He's standing with his hands in his pocket, watching as his friend chimps out.

[@stephentoner2932]

God love them, haven't got a clue, neither of them. Great work as always Mark,fair play 👍

[@bartonseagrave9605]

Carbon Footprint - just look at the amount of unnecessary concrete placed on the pathway forcing people onto a busy road. What stupid Council did that.

[@craigskayman8422]

The thick mick just didn't get it, he was the problem.

[@craigstack2594]

Fuck me this is hilarious 😂😂😂😂 the grinder bit fucking crying 😂😂😂😂😂 can't breath 😂😂😂

[@Sun-Tzu--]

The big lad is mint , and winding them up until they take a swing is naughty but nice 😂.

[@L.F.P]

Why on earth did he get so angry about being on Grindr , I nearly wet myself .

[@moonpawooe7134]

Cause he's been told by everyone on grinder to not get so close

[@risingstorm4239]

The fella got reeled in proper. Watching him lose his mind was hilarious

[@jimmygodfrey4119]

Oh Mark.... sometimes your videos are an absolute tonic! 😅👍

[@soleman732003]

the paddy took the hook ,line and sinker 🤣🤣🤣

[@ishfaqraja1316]

Thank you Mate, love your work ,

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

My pleasure

[@stebul7996]

Silly little ginger boy,well done again Marky man another belter!😂😂😂

[@scoosethom8441]

Lol welcome back mark you've been sorely missed ,,,very funny video,,,they obviously didn't realise that they were going to be watched and judged by tens of thousands of people ❤😂😂😂😂

[@isobelmckay3012]

Even his colleague is dying to laugh.

[@Guccit865]

Never heard the term organ grinder 😂

[@1320420]

I'm on Grinder! Are you on Grinder? 🤣😂

[@Matt26200]

These are the videos we love Mark, you taking no sh!t from anyone 👍🏻👍🏻

[@philbeattie3978]

I'm gonna sue you Scotty I think I have just had a stroke laughing. Way ta go............................

[@jamesrawson6659]

As always Mark you’re the man. 100%