Madam Web - SPOILERS, STUPIDEST Moments & PLOT HOLES!

[@Kevin.Wandertales]

“It‘s a great Valentine‘s Movie“ “If you wanna break up“ I‘m dead😂

[@ShinkuGouki]

"Babe,it's not gonna work out" 😂😂😂

[@emmanuelsneakz]

Add timestamp 😂

[@carlosmontes3673]

Man I should have known but I wasn't madem web 😅😂

[@ppsarrakis]

@@emmanuelsneakz 9:15

[@thsudy]

“Babe, this relationship binds us together, like a Web” “I think we should see other people”

[@ggom603]

‪The rotten tomatoes scores for films written by the Madame Web writers:‬ ‪Dracula Untold: 25%‬ ‪The Last Witch Hunter: 18%‬ ‪Madame Web: 17%‬ ‪Morbius: 15%‬ ‪Gods of Egypt: 14%‬ ‪That’s all you need to know. ‬

[@samflood5631]

I kinda liked Dracula Untold.

[@jameswtlocs]

Dracula Untold was good though

[@ggom603]

@@samflood5631that’s why it’s the highest rated one for them😂

[@justhere4637]

Morbius? How did these writers get away with that?

[@TheDestroyerX]

Power Rangers (2017) 51% they have wrote the story with Michele and Kieran Mulroney and John Gatins

[@dr.deadpool5959]

Working on my studies: Nah I don’t feel like it Watching Angryjoe tear apart an obviously terrible movie: I’m locked in

[@__RonnieHouston__]

Same 😂

[@jay-cm]

Quality content

[@pineapplegamer6986]

Going through this exact situation rn 😂

[@Symz-III]

Me fr

[@NoBatteriesLOL]

Ok but why is there a Pepsi logo on a fireworks factory 😂

[@LM-vq7ju]

Anybody Else go straight to the spoiler video?! Haha

[@darkvoicess]

I got a feeling that watching this is gonna be more entertaining than the movie itself haha

[@keysersoze9592]

Havnt watched a superhero movie since Love and Thunder. I legit have no care to go to the theatres for these movies

[@ZimmFor3]

Had to 😭

[@deffloyd]

I did😂

[@PeenTip]

I came to see if anyone is mentioning the morbius cameo. That moment when madame web was going through time she ended up in the wrong universe to morbius timeline to the exact moment he says “it’s morbin time”

[@johnwalker5617]

She is also an elderly woman who is blind and paralyzed, as she has the neurological condition myasthenia gravis. She stays alive with the help of a life-support system her husband built for her, and all of the various tubes and devices just so happen to resemble a spider's web, with her in the center

[@thehorsefromhorsinabout]

that sounds cooler than this

[@OctEddie]

You can still arrive there…but…not with Sony.

[@noahmarler716]

Did anyone else notice that when the Madame Web lady got back from Peru she drove to Ben's house in the SAME MESSED UP STOLEN TAXI CAB that she I guess stored somewhere and has presumably been reported stolen to the police for about a week now while she was out of the country? I nearly had an aneurism.

[@Angelo_X_2045]

This!! Me and my wife were wondering how tf was she not stopped driving that same taxi she stole before. Did the guy just say f**k it and decided not to care about/report the car and change careers? 🤷🏽‍♂️ Then again, even if he did that, the Taxi company their selves would've reported the car stolen. It made no sense lol.

[@partydude388]

"You know what's not confusing? Pepsi." killed me

[@shanedaley6236]

I love Pepsi but I don't think I would even use it in this way just what

[@cybergothika6906]

You gotta sell, right?

[@budgiecat9039]

​@ImNotPhaTHe failed the Pepsi Challenge

[@luismatias5985]

😂😂😂😂😂 I drink pepsi when I want that japanese vibe & And Coca Cola when I wanna be 100% Americana😊

[@adamgadberry8663]

“He does have sex with that one older lady..but we’ll get to that.” WHAT? 😂😂

[@Spider_Mike023]

Lol wait he didn’t get to that did he?

[@CaptainTitforce]

​@@Spider_Mike023probably for the best.

[@alexl.4362]

​@@Spider_Mike023He hit it

[@dethswurl117]

Lol I think that was the security guard or whatever that they talked about Where she slept in her bra and he poisoned her to get her security codes or something

[@TheOther-Dude]

Ezekiel slept with an old CIA agent lady to get the codes for their surveillance

[@6sKi6z6]

“I’m gonna finish you like a delicious, thirst quenching Pepsi Cola”- Ezekiel.

[@RaDicAL808]

Chris Stuckmann: “hey, they worked really hard on this.” lol

[@kingston4313]

Man, Alex is so quick-witted with his quips that most of the time the other two just dont catch it.

[@deviousrcf]

like when he attempts to correct Joe on saying “squash” lmaoo

[@thedarkemissary]

45:16 - Yeah, but he missed his chance to say, "Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, IT"S WEBBIN TIME!!"

[@mr.heisenberg0122]

Sony: Its floppin’ time!

[@Bluesteel_97x]

Proceeds to flop all over the place

[@hannibalburgers477]

Sony's policy in last two decades

[@TalkToMeQA78]

This is so funny! it's like The Walking Dead where you can't say the word Zombie, circumventing the royalty payout system by refusing to say words like "Spiderman".. Madam Web.

[@jamesg8175]

The walking dead is set in a world where zombies arnt established, its not they're not allowed to say the word its that the word zombie doesn't exist

[@GunSwordGaming]

Spider-Hhwalkers

[@TalkToMeQA78]

@@jamesg8175 I get that James. That why I said like a similarity but this is done intentionally to forgo royalties to established IP's. I also know that TWD started from a comic in the 2000's.

[@x4ndr1x]

I understand your comparison but its a bad one. They're not not allowed to say zombies lol. They just don't.

[@mariobadia4553]

​@@jamesg8175that makes no sense

[@nickpartynski6663]

i cant wait for the pitch meeting on this one LMAO

[@patriciaa65]

“ Wow wow wow”

[@kingstonanith]

Same here😂

[@GaudiaCertaminisGaming]

Same. Can’t wait.

[@rclaws3230]

​@@darthkai8242BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE.

[@donnythedingo]

"And you're saying this Spider-Man character has absolutely nothing to do with Spide-Man?" "That's right, Sir." "How does that work?" "Hey, shut up-anyway there's this spider spooge..."

[@sunfy8]

'The power to not get deported..' 🤣🤣😂

[@greatredchicken]

That made me throw my taco over the wall 🌮 🧱😂

[@gabrielboorom2683]

With Great Pepsi comes Great Product Placement...

[@Collect2Disconnect]

One Pepsi soda can and one Pepsi sign turned this whole movie into a meme

[@ryanarchuleta6231]

My dad leaned in to tell me "the bottle rocket blew a hole in a brick wall" at the firework warehouse like it was the dumbest thing he'd ever seen.

[@papamunster665]

Alex ripping this movie apart had me laughing my freaking a** off especially when he said she has the power of stupid lol 🤣💀💀

[@budgiecat9039]

And the cocaine part

[@aidanjeffers1020]

Rarely do you see other joe so animated!

[@AllegedAllergen]

Alcohol will do that

[@christophertamez126]

“One of Spider-Man powers is not fashion”… homeboy has like a billion different costume designs

[@voidofsilence6616]

Depending on the version of Peter Parker, Miles Morales, or just any different Spider-Man or Woman. That and they upgrade their suits or have specific suits for certain scenarios. They didn't have so many just so it's fashionable, they all had a purpose based on design and why it was made for it.

[@thatoneguy3253]

I suppose it’s not necessarily Spider-Man powers but technically when he has the Symbiote he does in fact have fashion as a super power as seen in multiple iterations.

[@CLAMS_Casino]

Bruh Alex opinion sucks most of the time

[@ismaelanzaldua7959]

It's called a joke, ever heard of that concept?

[@BFG100]

Homeboy 😂 cringe

[@Zombiesnyder13]

VENOM had the writer from 50 SHADES OF GREY (who is also directing VENOM 3) MORBIUS had the writers from GODS OF EGYPT (Who are also behind MADAME WEB) And KRAVEN THE HUNTER has the writers from TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT AVI ARAD ruined everything again, just like he ruined TASM And he isn't even involved in MADAME WEB

[@samflood5631]

So is Kraven the Hunter going to be good?

[@jakey14344]

​@@samflood5631 Depends. The director of the movie may have brought us an enjoyable heist movie without any betrayal plotline (Triple Frontier), but it is from the writer who brought us Anthony Hopkins saying "dude" which is cringy asf.

[@Zombiesnyder13]

​@@jakey14344 JC Chandor is just the director, not the writer or the producer, so he can't save this movie It's very possible that he has reduced himself into a director for hire

[@jakey14344]

​@@Zombiesnyder13so it's like a similar situation to Ang Lee's Hulk huh?

[@RRRRRRRRR33]

Avi Arad is involved with the Zelda movie, lol imagine a Link cosplayer facing bad CGi Ganondorf, that will be glorious

[@riotd.r.8363]

You know, I was fine with thinking Madam Webb was a magical being from another dimension. Not everybody needs an origin story.

[@Misace2500]

Suicide squad kill the justice league is going to be hilarious. The worse the product the better the angry Joe video

[@f10pped36]

Tbf ktjl is very fun but it's hard to critique a incomplete story since it's a (I hate this) live service game

[@CaptainTitforce]

​@@f10pped36there's way more to criticize in that game than just the story. The UI bloat might be one of the worst in any game I've seen for example.

[@KhanMann66]

@@f10pped36Nope even better excuse to shit on the game. Live service games suck.

[@adad87821]

i cant wait for the angry review

[@f10pped36]

@CaptainTitforce literally turn it off.

[@mrz3062]

It’s refreshing to see OJ equally (if not more) angry/frustrated about something than AJ.

[@ianbrittain9575]

Can we talk about how the 2003 NSA software catches a random girl’s face in a car in Queens, but can’t catch Cassandra Web booking a flight in a post 9/11 world…..

[@matthewjarek3026]

The worst part of this movie is that not only did it misrepresent Madame Web's character, but it wasted three awesome Spider-Women. If it was just a bad movie that had only one Spider-Woman, I'd be disappointed that it didn't do her justice. But failing three Spider-Women just hurts me as a Spider-Man fan. Especially since I like the actresses who play them. Cindy Moon/Silk is getting her own TV show. Hope that doesn't get fucked up too.

[@shanedaley6236]

I have no context of who they are but I would rather watch the three spider women in a movie with them casting a actor who better represents the Madam web we know

[@CurtisDofMontana]

Look I stepped in a big pile of Madame Web 💩💩💩💩 😂😂😂

[@dantauche7917]

Spoiler alert….her show will suck too

[@MrMacho2000]

Silk is being produced by the same company unfortunately

[@CLAMS_Casino]

Simping at an all time high in this post

[@AmpND]

Alex's side commentary had me f'in rollin!

[@TH-yt6xv]

“The inability to act”…hilarious one liner lost in the mix 🤣🤣🤣

[@Foxhound300]

Between this and the Red Letter Media “livestream” this movie has been a damn treasure.

[@ScumDog420]

Very cool!

[@C5ONUTUBE]

IT BROKE NEW GROOOUND!! 😂

[@gambello1195]

Clint Howard be bussin'

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

And it's all thanks to madam web

[@astroman7718]

2:10 “the inability to act” I Lol’d 😂

[@Tre-Bae]

I don't comment much, but after watching this review I had too! This review was the most entertaining review I've watched by the gang thus far! You can definitely tell they were feeling their drinks lmao i love to see it! Not too mention seeing OJ so animated, get that man more drinks! Lmao

[@darthvaper6745]

Totally... Minimum of three beers for other Joe before all vids from now on

[@ac8274]

I don’t even watch Marvel movies anymore, these reviews are more entertaining 😂😂

[@princenoreally]

Exactly sometimes it sounds like there just making shit up but nope that just the movie

[@chingatu6644]

not a real marvel movie

[@KhanMann66]

@@chingatu6644What difference does that make? Both suck.

[@ac8274]

@@chingatu6644 you’re not a real person. Foh

[@libanscekei8942]

​@@KhanMann66 you know damn well there is a massive difference between a Sony marvel film and a Disney mcu marvel film. Using the word "marvel" is disingenuous because it makes it seem like disney/marvel studios are responsible for this. Like would anybody ever think the original winning the pooh creators are responsible for the horror film that came out. So yes, it does fucking matter, especially with all these Sony stans talking about how Disney is trash and Sony is amazing and needs the spiderman rights...

[@Pab-B]

The CIA just found some new torture material.

[@jackochainsaw]

So did clockwork orange by the sounds of it.

[@grkpektis]

Morbius is Blade on Wish, this POS movie is a porn parody without the porn

[@adad87821]

its like sony makes terrible movies on purpose they got lucky with into the spiderverse

[@rinyuki8278]

Oh I get the joke because the leading actress was in a porn like movie

[@MauZangetsu]

Holy shit you annihilated the movie with that roast

[@PaulXPZ]

shame. would have paid god money for a sidney sweeny/isabela merced porn parody

[@badlandschugsnumber1fan123]

How did the newspaper get out that quickly? This all happened in the span of what 5-7 hours? They typed it printed it out and it ended up at a diner that the dude was reading and called the cops 💀

[@t-t6244]

This just proves how that any movie that has to do with spider man, and doesn’t have him in the movie, it’s gonna suck

[@Spider_Mike023]

Honestly wish the Garfield series continued. Weren’t perfect no. But we’re decent enough, and they set things up better. I’d have liked to see a sinister six film that were setting up and hinting at in the films. After Garfield’s were canned and went to hollands they just started pumping this out cause they saw others pumping smaller character films and assumed it’d be fine. Like naw need some damn set up. It’s like hulk in MCU atm. I don’t like him. Even though hulk is a beloved character of mine. I can’t get behind him cause they never set him up really. Cap, Thor, iron man, all had movies prior to avengers to help flesh them out and I was wicked into them in an avengers film, but hulk we just told assume his backstory basically is the Norton one even though it doesn’t feel it is and I just can get behind him…. So why would I care about a venom, morbius, or madam web movie? They haven’t any build up or sort of set up but yet it’s like we’re expected to go in like they been in the universes already? Naw I don’t get it…… like another way look at it most people who got into these characters were through other characters. When was younger I never glanced at wolverine or went out my way to get a wolverine or X-men comic, but when I read him in a team up comic with spidey I was like oh he’s pretty cool and interesting, then I went all in on him. Same with these kinds of movies. Want people to be excited and such for a madam web movie and maybe get more investors on board with funding it, have her appear to Holland spidey in one the movies once or twice. Give a taste of who she is and what she capable of and there relationship so people get talking and interested, and then can go all in on it.

[@J0n4THANOS]

Venom (haven’t seen Carnage) wasn’t all THAT bad….but yeah, you’re not wrong.😂

[@MaaZeus]

Both Venom movies were quite decent. Not good mind you but enjoyable to watch.

[@Cruddy129]

No, we CAN have it without Peter, it is possible The reason why we never seen one thats remotely tolerable other than Venom, is because we always have shit writers that doesnt have the intellegence to make decent stories

[@DeRockMedia]

Venom at least still felt like it's own universe, and the hope to have him appear on screen with spider still felt possible. I haven't watched Madam Web but I'm very interested in seeing the dumpster fire

[@YangTheAce]

"And when you take on the responsibility, great power will come." That line is SH*T💀

[@GhostofRookie]

The best part of this movie was this review. Also, Ezekiel also has the power to talk without moving his mouth....

[@ClonePilotSwoop]

Cassie would 100% be in jail. You can't just steal a taxi, and an ambulance, drive them through building, attempt vehicular manslaughter and then defend yourself with "I can see the future and he was going to kill these girls". Like... psyche ward and jail!

[@UBOAF]

Angry Joe and Pitch meeting . My two favorite places to go when i know a bad movie is out 😂

[@ITSNICKMELLO]

The quote “When you take responsibility you will gain powerful abilities” I think was a desperate attempt for a writer to sound as smart as the one who said “with great power comes great responsibility” and failed miserably.

[@agentsmith2378]

Alex taking offence at tiny women wasting food in the diner is typical chef i luv it.

[@Gala-yp8nx]

My favorite review of this movie so far has got to be from Kevin Maher of The Times: "its sheer mind-boggling awfulness, it represents the death of the superhero genre, the burning of the superhero genre to the ground and then the returning in the middle of the night to piss on the superhero genre's ashes.”

[@DirtCheapFU]

11:20 So, basically, they ripped off Luscious Fox's sonar tech. Where Batman made Fox make every phone a sonar so he can see everything, everywhere.

[@TomoEriGoto]

The only time I saw Madam Web was in the Spider-Man animated series, outside that, I don’t know her from anywhere else (not a comic book reader.) These standalone movies could have worked to an extent if they had the right people behind them, but Sony doesn’t care (until it hits their bottom line.) I shudder what they’re going to do to Doc Ock, because you know they will.

[@DeRockMedia]

Ya, I remember seeing her on the old 90s Fox show, never really cared for her, I just wanted to see Venom and Spidey go at it

[@bloodrunsclear]

'The thing about The Future...is that it hasn't happened yet!' - A real line from Madame Web

[@Willson-r5q]

Thx for honest reviews and all the hard work.

[@hqueso]

BTW, I don't think Ben's unnamed girlfriend is supposed to be Aunt May. It's Ben's prior girlfriend that dumped him after she found out he had three hot teenage runaways living with him. I mean, that's a huge red flag.

[@rixlox650]

Best part ever at @8:50 “But Alex we watched Madame Web” Thank you OJ!!!

[@AnakinTheWeird]

Watching AJ and OJ getting shitfaced to make it to the end of the review is the best part

[@puspavelai8353]

"The power of Afros?!!" That went into the darkest places, the writers were on a roll - literally!🙃

[@dantauche7917]

I posted a review on google stating exactly “This movie was absolute garbage. I can’t wait for it to fail spectacularly and flop into oblivion”. Thirty seconds later I get an email from Google saying my review was deleted because it violated their profanity policy. LOL WTF. Clearly damage control has already begun…

[@CamOp3r4t3r]

Wtf?

[@bldfalcon]

Good shout out Alex. Harold's NY Deli is effin great. And yes I'm a Jersian. 😂

[@MaraIndigoJade]

we're everywhere

[@toastwiththemoast954]

Represent 🤜

[@PhantomShadow224]

I went in expecting final destination and what I got was that so Raven

[@samflood5631]

Is that good? Because I somewhat enjoying That So Raven when I was kid.

[@PhantomShadow224]

@@samflood5631 🎵Oooooo she can see the future yeahhhh🎵

[@noreason4642]

Get OFF THE PLANE

[@leburger5160]

The dumbest part of the film is they completely ignored fire safety protocols. The fire department is required to remove combustible material after putting out a fire. If they put out the fire and the fireworks didn't explode, those fireworks would have been removed and either destroyed or put in another facility to be retrieved by the owner/manufacturer. The fire department doesn't put out a fire, see fireworks and just say fuck it and leave them there. That's not how it works. Even though the fire is out, it doesn't mean a smoldering ember can't ignite it again. Burnt down buildings are monitored for days incase of this happening... Well done, Sony. You don't even know how the fire department works...

[@theamericanjoeshow]

In the immortal words of Red Letter Media "Fuck you, it's January" 😅

[@WarHog4ever]

But we're halfway into February

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

But it's February

[@frankieb9444]

"Fuck you, this is movies now"

[@mrflickswatches]

Every time Sydney Sweeney would say “Cassie” I’d ask “Why do you insist on referencing yourself” (Euphoria) … and that is the most fun I had with this movie honestly

[@Sillygoose4297]

How did she keep that stolen taxi for the whole movie 😅 she went to Peru for a week and still had it

[@mhc706]

damn yall skipped over it too. how, why and when does she get back to some city in america? how did people who live in a forest afford a plane flight for an unattended infant to another continent? did the people that never leave the forest build their own plane and just throw the baby out the window into a city they have no idea if that city gives 2 shits about babies without parents? did they follow the guy who killed everyone and web the baby to his plane and say good luck? why would they send her there after giving her spider powers? small tribes can always use new blood to breed into the tribe so why send a baby away instead of raising and training her? at what age did they send her? because she acts like she was raised in the city and doesnt remember the tribe of spidermen. also did they ever mention the father? i dont remember EVER hearing about "my husband died nutting in me" or "her father died trying to get this spider to me so i had to come here myself" nothing

[@blackmesacake5361]

I don't understand why Sony can't just stop making the movies, and have Disney cut em a check or a merch deal every time they wanna use a character.

[@Martynde]

The actual Spider-Man character is still profitable for Sony and if they don’t keep making Spider-Man related movies they lose the whole license which they don’t want to do.

[@cursedhawkins1305]

@@Martynde They're going to lose it anyway if they pump out shit movies, Sony can try to keep the license all they want but it can get revoked if they keep fucking up the movies, at this point it's only the Spider-Man games that are only keeping them afloat on the license.

[@abtimus]

@@cursedhawkins1305well they aren‘t f**king up the actual spiderman…just everything around him haha …the games are profitable and the spiderman into the spiderverse animated movies are some of the best made movies i have seen

[@nojuansbusiness8923]

Disney marvel and Sony marvel are both shyt. Garbage azz movies on both sides smh 🤦🏽

[@blackmesacake5361]

@nojuansbusiness8923 lmao Disney got stinkers in the new ones but ain't no way you're even here for it if you think all of em are shit.

[@madorcvalfort5129]

"What does the 's' means"? "Where I come from, the 's' mean 'Hope''

[@nicholashylton6857]

😂

[@KaneMeadowsGaming]

Gotta love how despite being the OG, Peter got shafed in the power department compared to basically every other spider person.

[@XOJeanne]

Im happy Alex didn’t escape this one being on vacation 😂

[@billbomusgrove]

Am i the only one who saw that the truck that hit Mike Epps was going like wayyyy to fast. They were at the docks right? The building that was on fire was on the edge of the water, and the truck was just going like 60mph - 80mph down the street? With all the emergency vehicles he/she could hear.

[@Judoka008]

"Spider Cuum" I think i know all i need to know about this movie.

[@alexl.4362]

If only

[@pbf7719]

I saw it in the theater and the audio was so jarring, especially during the Deja vu jump cut scenes. The dialogue feels like it was written by AI. None of the characters felt like real people at any point in the whole movie, especially during the diner scene. This movie had to be a money laundering scheme or something.

[@cosmicvcosmic]

As a fellow new jerseyian, Alex doesnt hate on new jersey enough here

[@A_YouTube_Commenter]

Alex is from Jersey? Haha! We really are everywhere.

[@Graffels]

This movie was so bad it made Alex talk about his homeland 😂

[@42Mrgreenman]

I literally did TWO spit-takes...one, Edison is my hometown...and two, I actually knew the deli he was talking about...and he wasn't lying, back in the day we could cater a party with one or two of their subs...

[@cosmicvcosmic]

@@42Mrgreenman is the deli still good?

[@42Mrgreenman]

@@cosmicvcosmicHaven't been there in nearly a decade, but apparently if Alex looked them up, at least they're still open...

[@djJaXx101]

OJ may actually be a comic genius 8:50

[@Solsuna]

They really looked at the designers and said "We need an Evil Spider-Man costume, here's $7."

[@Mortiel]

I liked how, at the end, Madame Web was like, "It's webbin' time!"

[@TheForever206]

I honestly forgot all about Madam Web as a character. Whenever i think of her all i picture is the old wisecracking smart ass from the late 90s adaptation of Spiderman cartoon. I dont even remember if they ever explained who or what Madam Web is in that show.

[@ericsimonson8002]

Between the thumbnail, the title, and the first 2 minutes of this video I had already decided to use the 1 1/2 hours this movie would have cost me on other things that might actually entertain me. I decided to use part of that time to watch your whole video anyways. I was entertained by Madam Web through the filter of your discontent. Thank you!

[@tmi890]

The fact that this appears to be a prequel to the original trilogy (Ezekiel and the Arañas costumes looking similar to the Raimi suit) makes it even worse in my opinion 🤣

[@waltlock8805]

Not the first time Pepsi and fireworks have been together.

[@shadowpoetrk]

Too many young people here that have no idea about MJ.

[@todderickson2435]

😂😂

[@mhc706]

"when you take responsiblity, great power comes to you" is literally how an evil person thinks. thats why evil people can sneak into positions of power so easily, they know if they reach a position that require great responsibility they will gain great power WHICH THEY CAN ABUSE!!!

[@jodikodok]

Can't belive the review combined almost as long as the movie... I guess joe has been webbed

[@jeffreymarcum9658]

I laughed at the part with the pigeon after she opens the window and says "guess it didn't die after all". Great

[@Pebkio_Nomare]

The audience score is currently 60%... well, 49%, but 60% of the "Verified Audience". Here's one of them: "Star Wars is a great series and I love how they did yoda in this movie. The lightsaber fights in this movies were phenomenal and the cgi for the nonhuman creatures was amazing. I really felt it when Darth Vader said “I am your father”. Madame web on the other hand was absolutely horrendous." 5 Stars.

[@Pebkio_Nomare]

Here's another: "Must see! Many points in this movie obvious and so I’m not so obvious, but I don’t wanna give spoilers it connects many movies, and is the foundation of what’s to come. The acting, affects and everything else around. The whole movie process were top notch. This is a much-needed movie for our universe as well as others in the multi-verse." 5 Stars. Verified user, eh?

[@jlev1028]

Most of the positive scores have to be from bots.

[@sorryifoldcomment8596]

As someone who has waitressed at diners my whole working life, that scene of the girls dancing on the table (without any employees immediately showing up) would have driven me crazy! Honestly, I would have stopped them at once out of fear of one or more of them falling off and hurting themselves. Lots of things to hit on the way down. Even slipping & falling on your arm from that height could result in an injury. As we should all know, people have literally died just from falling over while they were standing on the ground, because they got unlucky with where & how they hit their head. Not only is that dangerous on its own regardless of table stability, but if that table isn't nailed to the wall then it's going to be extra shaking. 😂 I highly doubt that diner has better tables than the bigger diners I've worked at. I wouldn't feel safe even standing still on any of the tables I've worked with. Even if it feels stable to eat your food on, you'd feel it move the moment you stepped on it. Restaurant tables are literally designed to be easy for even a small woman like to me to drag around. If they were at a wall booth there's a chance it was nailed to the wall, but even that wouldn't stop the table from being unstable. There is no way they filmed that dance on anything close to actual diner tables lol, at least I hope not because that would be unsafe working conditions. /End rant 😅

[@Gomi_kage]

Never seen OJ so mad lol

[@SmittySatou]

im glad you brought up the mike epps vs shannon sharpe stuff

[@Laarye]

I read a thing a few weeks ago, saying all references to Spider-man were removed, due to this movie not lining up time-line wise.

[@gabrielguardado-reyes4695]

Anyone else notice that there’s a scene where she takes the license plates off the taxi but the license plate is printed on the sides and is on the top of the taxi

[@oscarortiz1529]

so seeing as Morbius and Madame Web got their powers from creature bites...does that mean that Kraven will get his powers from a radioactive lion? Kind of appears like that from the trailers. Sony really has no imagination when it comes to granting special abilities

[@6sKi6z6]

Were Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie at least waiting for them at the fireworks factory? Or was this after Poochie died on his way back to his home planet?

[@6sKi6z6]

I’m sure the scrapped after credits scene was Madam Web telling Morbius they should team up because this all has something to do with Spider-Man.

[@thebest7767]

19:15 Britney Spears “Toxic” didn’t release until 2004 even though the movie events doesn’t take place until 2003….

[@danielmaciel9468]

Laughing the whole time fellas. 😂😂 awesome review

[@hunterhess8433]

Went and saw this with my friends today to see how bad it was, made it about 20 minutes in and got to the scene where they're all sitting around at the baby shower trying to name the baby, I finally said "screw it" and watched Seinfeld on my phone for the rest of the movie.

[@gregorymanucharyan6283]

I laughed my ass off with the review. It felt like a normal talk with the boys after watching a random shitty movie. I’ll just leave these here: 9:12 16:27 17:04 27:20 29:22 34:37 44:14 50:03

[@johnny50071]

The inability to act is the best line ever!!!

[@sonjadyers8973]

Madam Web was the "Valentines day date night movie here in South Africa. Cinema's went all out to make this a special event, sold out for weeks. 🤣🤣 I feel sorry for these couples.

[@33TimberWolf]

Sony missed a huge opportunity by not having a cutscene of Aaron Rodgers running around in a dark cave snorting local agriculture.

[@The_L_God]

All I learned from this spoiler video is that alex thinks jersey is a shithole besides edison XD shoutout to Roselle

[@DS9TREK]

Why do Americans call New Jersey "Jersey"? It's confusing for Brits cos we think you actually mean Jersey.

[@The_L_God]

@DS9TREK you ever see an American film (the cheesy kind) where you might hear a new York accent saying "aye I'm walking here" same aspect. It's a cultural thing or as South Park said it's a Jersey thing

[@keachweder6217]

​@@DS9TREKBecause Americans don't care that there's a place called Jersey somewhere else.

[@The_L_God]

@@kholsinger not from that class but good nonetheless bud

[@seeks1986]

9:15 hahaha other Joe's one liners are absolute gold

[@joeslickback]

47:25 They don't call OtherJoe Sir Duce for nothing

[@dylanlonsdale6769]

Someone tell me where the dump truck was driving to at speed when it crashed into the ambulance….

[@HereticDuo]

Remember, Hollywood writers spent half a year on strike because they think they deserve more money.... I'd just have fired literally all of them and gone with AI, it can't do any worse then this.

[@TheToyZone00]

I’m seeing this today, and getting huge Catwoman 2004 vibes.

[@dantauche7917]

Save your time and money and DONT

[@crunchy1547]

Catwoman was better.

[@Jedicode3]

Only thing that sucks is im getting ads for the movie like youtube thinks im interested in shit

[@Collect2Disconnect]

You are literally watching a hour long video about said movie

[@Jedicode3]

@@Collect2Disconnect because Joe is my entertaining and he's free