Animal Expert David Mizejewski: Monitor Lizard & Giant White Pelican | CONAN on TBS

[@strawberrymilksamurai]

Everytime an animal comes on Conan, we get to learn a bit more about his brother, Neil

[@jamesryoung113]

Doel Nath Neil is the true hero

[@can7022]

*neal

[@karakurikonnect9572]

Can Torumtay no.

[@portgasd.shanks8299]

@@can7022 *Neil

[@strawbewryyy]

Can Torumtay Haha, no.

[@alina.olivia]

I love it how when the pelican comes out he looks like he's waving at the crowd like "HELLO MY ADORING FANS"

[@georgeshelton6281]

It's Zaccheus who's suppose to be the author of Hebrews.

[@AutomaticDuck300]

I wonder if they paid a lot of money to get the pelican on. It must have been a huge bill. I'm here all week.

[@calicazy]

Don't you mean, I'm here all beak?

[@lordjohnny2026]

haha nice one :) :)

[@loveandlucky3]

This made me laugh so much omg

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

That was a good one. lol

[@chapinero017]

Conan's food stamps covered it.

[@DeeMonaVanilla]

out of jimmy kimmel, jimmy fallon and steve harvey, conan is the most chill with animals

[@Krazy4Pink_Kerry]

I enjoy Conan's animal segments way more than the other ones like Fallon & Kimmel etc. because of how Conan is with the animals. He doesn't act all terrified and like he just wants the segment to be over. (*Cough Cough*. Fallon *Cough Cough* I even prefer Conan's animal guy over the animal guys too. Lol. I just think it makes it more enjoyable to watch when they act like how Conan does. Sometimes he's a bit weary bit 99% of the time he's cuddling holding stroking etc the animals. #TeamConanAnimals #ConansAnimalTeam

[@4dualshock]

thats so true! he loves to get in their and hold them and stuff,hardly ever afraid.

[@manniek8922]

I just love Conan overall and the way he is with animals is hilarious and enjoyable

[@jessicapaczkowska9464]

Mannon Koomen me 2

[@diobrando5896]

Conan is the best

[@superfreegoat]

it would've been great if the pelican just started flying around and they couldn't control it at all.

[@SnotRockets55]

+YoYO Semite I bet you're a load of fun at parties...Actually, you're probably just the load of shit you want that pelican to push out so badly.

[@IDK-0402]

YoYO Semite what a loser lmao

[@chaveed]

Like in Nemo with the dentist

[@noamanm3523]

Something similar happened when Jarod miller was on the show. Look him up.

[@judahtribe7]

😒

[@EnhancedSlowMo]

Conan actually touches the animals, Kimmel is scared to pet the Caracal...

[@electrokingdom1]

Kimmel and Fallon both, they're so afraid of everything. Conan actually has some guts, lol

[@electrokingdom1]

Damn right we don't, lol

[@dffdcdesacds]

both are fucking pussies.

[@argetect2847]

+EnhancedSlowMo I just switched to Conan's related videos FROM Kimmel's 4 or 5 videos ago. God I hate Kimmel. What a yuppie pansy wanker.

[@ulmo5536]

Conan is much more of a man than kimmel

[@orangeOHJAY]

Hahaha. Conan was acting completely appropriately. People on his show are not here to watch a documentary but to watch comedy. Relax, and let him do his thing. Conan is a funny dude, and I was laughing throughout the entire thing.

[@aldranzam3456]

I Agree with you, but he could also allow the segment to be a platform for wildlife education to reach people it normally wouldn't. Still I find him being chill is quite good, it helps the audience appreciate the animals. I think there can be a middle ground.

[@vic8610]

orangeOHJAY welcome to chilis can i take your order

[@tessie7e]

If he invited on an actress he'd let her talk about her movie. If he invited a politician, we'd hear political views. So let the animal expert talk about animals! Johnny Carson was classy- he let his body language be most of the humor with just occasional low volume snide comment- not yelling around nervous animals. That said, yes Conan at least touches the animals which is good.

[@waywardsam5014]

Exactly!! In every talkshow that guests animals all these critics and negativity I can’t appreciate the laughs fully because of them negative eyes in the comments

[@thinkmorelit2845]

But the thing is he's not really that funny

[@szkokee]

its the show where i die its the show where i die

[@sprite27007]

Best thing every

[@limbolul]

+magical dragon318 ever*

[@sprite27007]

RazzyDos oops

[@ilovericelol]

@@sprite27007 😊

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[@krazyace98]

Conan: Throws fish Pelican: Misses fish Pelican: Turns around and attempts takeoff out of embarrassment

[@designguy50]

1:51 I love how the audience applauds the pelican as it walks out like he's a celebrity

[@dillyblack]

Conan is almost the only talk show host that actually has balls and touches every animal

[@boathammock577]

It's Dylan Um did he touch the pelican?

[@n0isyturtle]

"He is, that is a giant pelican."

[@AreEnTee]

That's what she said

[@YAZIDLEMRABET]

"what a pig" conan to a bird lol

[@qwerty66525]

"Sorry I don't mean to interrupt you" interrupts guy like 600 times

[@BruceWayneofCamelot]

Why was he talking to the pelican in Chinese gibberish?

[@brandonm2622]

Lol I was going to make the same exact comment.

[@andrewchen9642]

Brandon Mcdade fuck you'

[@existencedefieslogic9658]

kate kobe 666th like. Why do people keep mentioning the 666th like so much? I mean what is the story behind it?

[@talanmay7464]

Existence Defies Logic Its basically the devil/satans number and that's a bad sign so it's like bad luck

[@freebatman4everyone]

"I'm sorry I don't mean to interrupt you, but..." That must be the ONLY time Conan actually apologizes for interrupting David.Which is strange, since he interrupts him ALL the time :P

[@chrisgoard5825]

John Ts I'm not the only once that noticed! Big conan fan! But he interupts this animal dude almost every time he talks lol

[@YourSweatyUncle]

John Ts tbh, we dont care about animal facts, we are just here to listen to conan make extremely funny one liners

[@pat8488]

well David tends to ramble on if uninterrupted. it's Conan's job as a talk show host to make sure things move along smoothly to fit the allotted time

[@daddylonglegs68]

It was an obvious interruption. There was a valid point of fact about to be stated. He knew it. Crowd knew it. He had to apologise

[@MrSlanderer]

All of these talk show hosts talk over their animal expert guests. People are interested in the host's interactions with the animals.

[@hokeypokeysophie]

You pissed him off by teasing him with the fish Conan 😂😂

[@themaninthebowtie4219]

My family had a Savannah Monitor Lizard for several years and he was the most mellow animal ever, we used to put him on a leash and walk him around the yard and occasionally he'd make a trip over to Target.

[@PKBitchGirl]

Don't think savannah monitors (I think they're also known as bosc monitors) grow as large as black throats

[@themaninthebowtie4219]

Savannah Monitors grow to be about 4 feet long.

[@Loveya226]

They let you take him into target?

[@amethyst0285]

That pelican had the cutest little walk. 😊

[@neversaw]

He came out a little bit tipsy toes what a sweet guy

[@atorsionx9406]

1:34 "Because you smell like butter popcorn."

[@remliqa]

+aTorsion X He was petting a binturong/bear cat just before.Those guys smelled like buttered popcorn.

[@lizard3755]

"I'm fine, I've never been calmer and more happy." -Conan, and also me every time I'm neither calm nor happy

[@Quiestre]

That monitor lizard is so cool. I also want to hold one.

[@OfficialNinjaSkillz]

Be careful Taiga

[@cabanerie4887]

Trust me, you don't. They weigh like 100lbs.

[@alphakodiak16]

+Cabanerie Oh cool! I will hold a dragon's grand nephew AND get a workout!

[@MadMax-yq9ix]

Quiestre I own two of them heavy for weak people.

[@jjjohnson1389]

I want to get killed by it.

[@Magido89]

It's funny Conan only ever mentions his brother when animals are around

[@muffinman5741]

i love david's fake laugh at conan's jokes lol

[@architius]

2:29 😂

[@richardj6211]

Ha ha ha David in his mind: shut up

[@shahidchaudhary52]

Noice

[@10Killuminati]

I love how conan is so comfortable with himself, he can do or say anything and makes it hilarious.

[@eamonhyatt]

I have so much respect for this guy

[@whybeohfree6284]

Conan is so cute and funny and one of the only talk show hosts that is not afraid of ANY animal that they bring on his shows. He's the best. He's handsome too haha

[@anxiousdelay]

It was highly unlikely the pelican would take off, due to the fact it didn't have enough of a runway as it takes a bit for one to get off the ground. I remember a umber of years ago when one landed in my backyard and it couldn't get out, like hell we where going to take it through the house, so we had to call the RSPCA to take it away.

[@AWISECROW]

+Laura Butler Where do you live that you have these beautiful birds landing in your backyard?

[@anxiousdelay]

+victronex just off the Mornington Peninsula near Melbourne, Australia. There was a lake that came in off Port Phillip bay close to my house and they liked to sit in and around the rocks at the end of it.

[@AWISECROW]

I should have known!

[@eveny119]

+Laura Butler -We had migrating pelicans in Co. I had a pond full of fish and frogs. It was one of their stops and they took off from the water.

[@thegamingpandorica6276]

During monitor lizard Conan "if you could get him off" David " Oh i can get him off" Archer "PHRASING!!"

[@karma501st2]

Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon: scream Steve Harvey: I’m from the hood and walks away Conan: holds animals and plays with them

[@findme2425]

I get it life is hard in the projects,drugs,voilence and no money and hated and bullied by cops and state officials and government but saying Im from the hood in every situation is beyound me

[@nickpagano7134]

Nailed it.

[@jesushealthephilippines]

DANG DATS A BIG ASS PELICAN

[@justjayceeok99]

Your profile picture says it all bro xD

[@Sapsche]

Andy:"Cause you smell like buttered popcorn." - I wonder if he was referring to the other show where David mentioned Binturongs would smell like buttered popcorn :D

[@drfdwf392]

Conan's unexpected shocked reactions when seeing each animal for the first time are so hilarious even in the other animal videos.

[@athenacampbell8995]

I honestly think Monitor Lizards are the cutest things ever

[@RStaRaptoR]

mour liek bad-ass

[@floridafishingherping877]

They are so cute

[@ForticusKrorkenstein]

I want one but I’m sad cuz I can’t have one

[@imicca]

Conan deals with animals the BEST

[@zdubdub5707]

1:48 "I am not afraid of anything!" 1:51 "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GET ME OUT!"

[@pitsnpistols1005]

Ok Conan is like the best host when having animal keepers! He seems genuinely interested and caring to the animal!

[@herbertrafael8001]

Conan just compares his brother to every animal that comes on the show 😂

[@sameberhardt9086]

That pelican was giving conan that "you suck" look when he tossed the fish

[@tealiciousthoughts2390]

That pelican has so much sass hahaha 😆😆😆

[@whateverlosers7000]

I like this animal expert the most! The others go off on random topics and make no sense! I always feel so embarrassed for them! But this guy is calm and doesn't let the animals go crazy!

[@LeafyBreezes]

what language was he speaking lol

[@ThallanarRabidtooth]

+Leafybreezes It SOUNDED like Chinese, but it could be anything.

[@AWISECROW]

+Thallanar Rabidtooth speaking in tongues

[@mech2920]

+Leafybreezes pelicanesse

[@imperialguardsman9867]

+Leafybreezes Finnish

[@TheKoreandilleran]

+Leafybreezes thai

[@justzazie]

i like how Conan is genuinely fascinated by these animals - and they really are fascinating. nature is lovely.

[@ToshiroHoshi]

Conan is so quick with great, impromptu comments.

[@zombyjano]

Suddenly, a giant bird swaggers on to the stage.

[@StoutShako]

I don't trust pelicans ever sense seeing that video where one ate a pigeon. That was fucked up. That fucked me up.

[@RogalDorn23]

Ugh, me too... That video creeped me out big time

[@Lifeofbass]

Haha, I was thinking about the exact same thing...

[@Lifeofbass]

MadeAUsername It was more like a baby sea bird... it was a documentary I watched once...

[@Clowyd]

You mean the scout in meet the medic?

[@Jomster777]

Yeah, thanks for making me search it. Now I know to stay away from these fuckers.

[@mylacoleman8464]

I love how he jumps at the beginning

[@beni-cy4gx]

I like how Conan isnt afraid of holding the animals and stuff unlike other hosts who just watch them from far and make it boring

[@TheWtfanime]

3:37 Didn't know Conan could speak... whatever that language is I guess pelican.

[@wkdjester87]

Loved the black throat. Looked healthy and happy. Monitors are beautiful lizards and some of the smartest especially the komodo dragon (yes im pretty sure i spelled it wrong.) They can learn with the same spot and click sounds to do alot of things dogs can do. Although thats not advice to go get one they have over 50 virulent bacteria in their mouth that makes them classified poisonous.

[@fidelreyes6646]

Andy's face at 0:32, "Damn that tongue's huge."

[@TwitterBug26]

I love how David just gave up on words at the end.

[@dimabu3265]

Lmao why dont u have more likes

[@SheenaJackson39]

That giant white pelican is scary as hell. Has crazy eyes to boot.

[@PKBitchGirl]

At least they're not that likely to attack people, we've got white swans (mute swans) here in Ireland, they've been known to attack people and their wings are strong enough to break someone's arm. They're called 'mute' because they don't honk, the only noise they make is a hiss

[@TheVampirekid08]

you want to speak pelicans use the accent in my state Louisiana! They'll listen because they watch out for that and know to run!

[@Laughing_Halibut]

Wish there were more animal segments, I could watch this forever.

[@lilacifyable]

favorite guests by far

[@hyypersonic]

Literally 2 seconds into the video and Im already cracking up. That intro is absolutely hilarious

[@iLUVAUSTiNSAELEE24]

Pelican from finding nemo!

[@bandana.7077]

Thavry Khmer didn't even think they would be this big

[@abhijaytyagi6808]

+Thavry Khmer mine.mine.mine.mine.mine.mine.mine

[@wizardsinew9160]

the first thing that popped into my mind when conan was holding that monitor lizard was "father and son"

[@CHILL3435]

Wait... they have venom? NatGeo told us that lizards such as this and the Komodo Dragon have no venom but in fact they have deadly bacterium in their mouths.

[@JakeNukem3D]

They recently discovered the venom glans on komodo dragons.

[@CHILL3435]

oh cool! I never knew that. Thank you for pointing that out. 1+d your post sir.

[@E-StudiosEU]

RLJSings Soo it seems we gonna see Komodo's as pets with the vemon glans removed? :D Always loved those big ones.

[@JakeNukem3D]

The venom is pretty mild. The bacteria in it's mouth WILL kill you.

[@richardengelbach2338]

It was a pretty recent discovery. Not a very effective venom, mind you. The bacteria will likely cause sepsis first.

[@resiyandawafara6910]

from what I've seen from other late night talk show hosts conan is the most respectable to its animal experts, i mean the others just plain interrupt them but conan apologizes first and gave them time to talk without rudely interrupting

[@123haninhk]

"It's the show where I die... it's the show where I die..." LOL.

[@helloVorld1212]

i have a water monitor lizard his name is maverick. Eats and attacks just like the croc but the deth roll that the reptiles do is fenomenal

[@BlueHawkPictures17]

He said "Lee tai" which sounds like the word for "fly" in russian

[@ohnogrl]

I cannot stop rewinding 1:46-1:52. Conan's reactions literally have me crying of laughter.

[@Faith-qh7js]

"It's the show where I die! It's the show where I die!" 😂

[@extraordiNERYFilms]

andys face when he's explaining about the lizards venom 0_0

[@pupyfanatic44]

that monitor lizard looks like a leopluradon

[@SSJ3rocks]

Liopleurodon. You people need to learn how to spell.

[@explosiveegg3920]

Luke Anderson Why waste such beautiful memories cells on something that they will likely never type ever again.

[@Tenyearslater13]

Conan and these other show host are so lucky to get so up and close with these animals I would pay good money to do this lol

[@amandariviera]

Giant? That is the size of every pelican I've ever seen.

[@no_peace]

We have brown pelicans on the west coast and they're much, much smaller

[@2degucitas]

I saw one of these coming into the school compound. I shouted 'khana!!" because that is what they are called. We all chased it down, myself and a few laughing students. The big guy named Marmaduke jumped on it. They ate khana tail for din-din later. Fun times.

[@kylecline5975]

it's only a three foot lizard nothing to worry about

[@HdogGames]

They usually get to be around 6 feet or so

[@NiVi192]

"Oh this? It's just my lizard!" 😂

[@UltimateZombie22]

that lizard is totes adorbes

[@yungsenatra2397]

The only talk host who had balls to hold a animal. That’s why I like Conan

[@DarkCreatorn]

David sounds speech is kinda normal altho you put it 0.5 speed

[@SemiSolidSnake1]

They should use this exact pelican as the mascot for the new orleans team, intimidate the other team and shit coming thru flappin his wings like a boss

[@jojotdwp]

Venom in it's tail? lol He's not a pokemon haha. That Pelican is rude! TeamCoco4L!

[@Kliff_]

I love when it's an animal episode on any talkshow.

[@Shirtlessclown]

"This is the show that I die, this is the show that I die!"

[@lonewolfe2502]

1:36 look at the monitor lizard face. She's like : "Bruh, really?"

[@RubyToosday123]

That lizard wants to get the fuck out of there

[@travelfoodielove]

Conan does the best animal interviews

[@draxgo]

it's the show where i die. it's the show where i die. LMAO

[@mollybone9590]

no one: conan during these segments: my brother neil

[@chan-mi7xy]

2:28 it's Goose (if anyone knows what movie that's from...... will you Carey my baby's

[@GeoffreyBronson]

I love how Conan eases up because the Pelican is not an obvious threat

[@tisme6875]

JUB JUB!!!!

[@benalexandro2123]

When is David Mizejewski coming back to Conan? Those episodes are awesome!

[@CheapandCertifiedMemes_YT]

I miss the days when Jarrod Miller would come on.

[@shivamshuklaaa]

Same 😂😂

[@Ratmann8436]

I want Neil Obrien as a guest.

[@shack8110]

I wanted to watch this but couldn't get through the stupid red bull ad for the 8th time.

[@PainkillerDCXVI]

install ad block plus, no more ads anywhere...

[@soulreaperichig0]

3:17 Conan really pissed off the pelican. Hilarious stuff.

[@MrZer000]

3:30 "It might take off" "The problem is the crowd have fish in their pockets" Jokes aside: Watch out ladies, im worried for you...

[@adamo3]

Davids face at the end though haha

[@ReptileName]

The only two venomous lizards are Mexican Beaded Lizards, and Gila Monsters. The recent (old) studies of other lizards being "venomous" is inaccurate. The correct terminology of venom is not being used. Please further your readings by the real experts in this field. Toxic is not same as venom!

[@dapeach06]

Your info is a little bit out of date. Several species of monitor lizards have been discovered to be venomous. I'm sure you've heard of how Komodo Dragons (the largest extant species of lizard, and a type of monitor) kill their prey with deadly bacteria in their saliva? Turns out that's not the whole truth. They're also venomous

[@ReptileName]

Actually those studies did not use the correct terminology of venom. In that case the only two venomous lizards are the Gila Monster, and Mexican Beaded Lizard. Toxic is not the same as Venom.

[@eaharms3544]

ReptileName0215 venom (biological def.) (Science: chemical) A toxic secretion in animals that is actively delivered to the target organism, either to paralyze or incapacitate or else to cause pain as a defense mechanism. Commonly include protein and peptide toxins.

[@dapeach06]

ReptileName0215 I'm not sure what studies you're referring to, but recent studies by the Smithsonian, among others, have proven that Komodo dragons and some other monitor lizards are venomous. They don't use bacteria to kill prey, they have venom glands and inject venom into their prey. This is not surprising if you look at evolutionary history. Many snakes used to have venom and have actually evolved to LOSE their venom because it was no longer needed, but venom is and was more common than previously believed

[@eaharms3544]

Um, a little xenophobic are we? Good science discounts emotions, religion, and political considerations. Also, I would double check the 60% number, I believe it's half that. (www.gallup.com/poll/148427/say-bible-literally.aspx)

[@shaurya4242]

His reaction to the pelican was the best part lmao

[@billb.5183]

I like Conan, but he's pretty annoying when the animals come out. Take a Xanax and let the animal guy talk dude.

[@joet8862]

its a talk show hosted by a comedian, what do you expect? the guy has to keep the atmosphere light-hearted and informal so people don't feel like they're at a college lecture

[@billb.5183]

Yeah, but the animal guy has to get a word in edgewise for people to actually learn anything. Conan is constantly interrupting him. =)

[@loveisthemostpowerfulforce1397]

But it's funny when he interrupts him.

[@smiley4995]

He's better with him than other talk shows.

[@sammilun3932]

Wow.. Conan is not scared at all.. that's why i love him

[@DRAKONETTA]

all i noticed was the difference in colour between conans hands and face. maybe its time to start dolling up his hands...

[@snakebolt2459]

I just realized he lets the animal guy speak and not interrupt him while he’s giving animal facts, I like that