Coconut Crab: Your Worst Nightmare

Meet the crab that Charles Darwin called 'monstrous'.
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Japan Fisheries Research
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Created by Dylan Dubeau and Andrew Strapp
Directed, Shot and Produced by: Dylan Dubeau
Hosted by: Danielle Dufault
Edited by: Jim Pitts
Story Editor: Cat Senior
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Examining the nature of the beast.

[@Slippin_Jimmy_]

"If you find a coconut crab, do *NOT* throw it in the water." Me: "I'm flattered that you think I would ever intentionally go anywhere near that thing."

[@spongebobsquarepants9474]

If one of those things start chasing me I'll outrun it like I did the police when they found out my secret addiction to watching SpongeBob the movie over and over again.

[@user-ps6xk9yh7n]

@@spongebobsquarepants9474 Unfunny.

[@spongebobsquarepants9474]

@@user-ps6xk9yh7n unfunny

[@thatstockimageguy1067]

@@spongebobsquarepants9474 funny

[@spongebobsquarepants9474]

@@thatstockimageguy1067 Yes funny.

[@MistuhRobe]

Eaten alive by ravenous coconut crabs. Sounds about as pleasant as being slowly impaled to death by growing bamboo.

[@jannikschmidt8511]

You can kill both with fire.

[@alecr3854]

@@jannikschmidt8511 not the bamboo. Its roots are to deep underground.

[@jannikschmidt8511]

@@alecr3854 burn those too!

[@Adam-wy7mj]

@@alecr3854 what if we throw bleach in the dirt? After the fire?

[@sigsomething]

man imma go w the bamboo ngl

[@melodyszadkowski5256]

My only (indirect) contact with these guys was in Guam, where I heard a story from my executive officer about his unfortunate attempt to grab one while he was "young, stupid and drunk." He ended up losing two fingers to the irate crab.

[@catsdogswoof3968]

awe naw

[@catsdogswoof3968]

wait did he get them back?

[@KingOfMalevolence]

@@catsdogswoof3968 yes, I was there

[@AratakiBullPowerSiddo1]

Reasons why I don't wanna get drunk

[@twistedyogert]

Yeah, I think I'd be mad too.

[@got2strpk]

Omg I'm so glad I watched this video. I always thought to myself if I ever got stranded on a deserted island I'd eat the first coconut crab I saw. I had no idea they were potentially poisonous!

[@Elle-nm5rt]

Were you planning on getting stranded on a deserted island??

[@got2strpk]

@@Elle-nm5rt tbh maybe? I have a sort of survivors mentality where I run scenarios through my head and the coconut crab on a deserted island one came up often. It seems fun to live on a island and eat what you catch.

[@ygotsvlog3762]

Dont worry other than if you got stranded in east asia and a bit of the pacific your in luck

[@Florent3753]

@@got2strpk I feel you. A much better life where you have to do, not for others, but for you as a living being, simply.

[@andreijoaquin7342]

@@got2strpk if you ever get stranded in an island full of coconut crabs here is a tip DO NOT sleep near these creatures you don't wanna experience what emilia Earhardt expirenced

[@katzieqz]

"The smell of blood attracted 20 other crabs which proceeded to have booby for dinner" is the sentence that killed me during this video.

[@TeamLegacyFTW]

I hope so.

[@rotemtamir3404]

So I'm guessing you're the dinner

[@pyropussquantscalethewell-6472]

i want boobies for dinner :(

[@a_distant_figure7941]

Their literal sharks

[@fa91016]

I mean, who doesn't enjoy having booby for dinner?!

[@alexanderrahl7034]

"If you see a coconut crab, do not throw them in the water" *WEAKNESS TO DROWNING IDENTIFIED*

[@FeBreeze.]

And then you realize their size triples when submerged in water

[@alexanderrahl7034]

@@FeBreeze. *TRIPLE EXP EXPLOIT IDENTIFIED. NOTIFYING THE BRIT.*

[@fzndn-xvii]

@@FeBreeze. they WHAT!?

[@FeBreeze.]

@@fzndn-xvii Dont worry, it isnt true... *maybe...*

[@michaelbuchanan8047]

@@FeBreeze. i wonder what happens when they are fed after midnight...

[@kaloy066]

I remembered here in the Philippines, a distant relative of mine put a lit candle at the back of one of these and let it walk around the area, people thought there was some kind of paranormal activity going on as they only see light walking at night 🤣🤣.

[@beansworth5694]

That's hilarious lmao Did that relative do it as a practical joke, or what's the story behind it?

[@White_Wrath]

That's a great prank especially since Philippine people are very superstitious.

[@penelopek9645]

😂😂

[@misanthrophex]

@@White_Wrath probably because there is so much magical energy in that part of the world. Even more so in Thailand

[@ferdsmand_]

🤣😂

[@yaboymemes3132]

🦀: Waiter waiter! More Amelia Earhart please!!!

[@micheljavert5923]

Imagine watching a giant, armored spider dismembering and eating a bird. That is how the coconut crab do.

[@narwhal5447]

It also makes some primates go hide in their hidey holes

[@magic00squirrel]

True facts about the coconut crab

[@dickmelsonlupot7697]

Now I'm curious about the bebesss

[@austinhan6998]

Michel Javert eating a byird

[@gatoloco3949]

The gaint enemy spider

[@XxdextriousxX]

What kind of animal is like: “no coconuts? Damn I guess I’ll have to eat this kitten” I like how some of you are taking this question rather literal lol

[@KrazyCheese27]

the coconut crab

[@XxdextriousxX]

@@KrazyCheese27 touché

[@amoderatelysizedmango2551]

Literally any predator that’s hungry and comes across a kitten.

[@XxdextriousxX]

@@amoderatelysizedmango2551 I see you take things rather literal. I hope all is well and you laugh sometimes

[@amoderatelysizedmango2551]

Oof. Sorry, mate. I just get rather defensive of these guys because everyone in the comments seems to want them dead. Hard to distinguish the ones that are joking from the ones that I’ve seen literally kill them out of hate. My apologies.

[@kennyfresquez7019]

Jesus Christ, imagine being eaten alive by crabs. That's a sentence so horrifying, I never thought I'd have to say it with any sense it was a possibility.

[@jakerazmataz852]

Imagine being at a resort in the Caribbean, 2am drunk,🌿 staggering to your room and you hear this eerie scraping on the pavement.

[@Tag_the_3RD]

And I quote: *”The smell of blood attracted 20 other coconut crabs”*

[@aarondille1842]

*It's Yummy time*

[@TimothyMark7]

*loads a shotgun* yep I got a couple of tropical spiders to kill

[@mrnohax5436]

@@TimothyMark7 there are spiders and that's all I got to say about that

[@ineedmorecarrots6063]

Basically they are also land sharks

[@MatchaCutie14]

Timothys-Mark! The_Viktor_Main I see another fellow Paladins player 👀

[@brianschlicher59]

Nature: "Are you afraid of crabs?" Me: "No" Coconut Crab: "You will be. You will be."

[@jonsena6yearsagoand949]

Not really, to be more precise. THEY'RE AMAZING!!!

[@yamandacat4725]

Me: No I don't

[@vizari9570]

This took me so much courage to watch. I already am deathly afraid of crabs.

[@brianschlicher59]

@@vizari9570 I like crabs, and I hope to never run into one of these in person!

[@dimitristripakis7364]

This is a channel and KZbinr that deserves every bit of success, thank you kind lady.

[@misanthrophex]

the jokes are very forced

[@paulbrungardt9823]

As a physician, I treated a guy with Coconut Crabs--worse STD, I ever saw.

[@James-thefogiscoming]

“Coconut crabs ate a person after dragging her dead body into their burrows” *happy music plays*

[@schmoodleberg1237]

TheCoolererBoi that’s disturbing

[@lonewolf-wolfpack7795]

Astronomia plays

[@alio6051]

TheCoolererBoi That person was Amelia airheart the first women to fly a plane

[@Evan_Case]

@@alio6051 Amelia Earhart was not the first woman to fly a plane.

[@alio6051]

Tragik Times first women to fly a plane across the pacific man

[@theredfish6258]

SPONGEBOY ME BOB, THE HUMANS HAVE SEEN ME EATING KITTENS AND BIRDS AND ARE NOW EXTERMINATING ME KIND. ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG.

[@Edimonde]

We now know what the secret krabby patty ingredient is; boobies and kittens

[@mikedanielespeja6128]

@@Edimonde this statement can be used so wrongly it's acthally quite hilarious.

[@aruangasenpai]

Lmao

[@pauloravena1298]

Spongeboy me Bob? You mean spongeBob me boy.. You idiot.

[@andrewwindsor2287]

Your trippin 😂

[@justamanofculture1168]

0:58 That's the problem sis, it's actually kind of difficult to get PAST ALL *THAT*

[@geneericname7138]

If you ask me anything that gets a bad reputation from _eating kittens_ has thoroughly _earned_ that reputation. No getting past it needed.

[@bossdillman7011]

As a kid our parents took us to the south pacific where there were coconut crabs. On that island in 1971 there many things you had to watch out for. The first day we were there they pulled a 19 foot croc off the playground. Everyone seemed to take coconut crabs with respect. Especiallly at night!

[@twistedyogert]

The scariest monsters are ones you don't know are dangerous.

[@MatthewChenault]

Human: *Is knocked unconscious.* Coconut Crabs, upon seeing the person’s head: C O C O N U T

[@julusia02]

Fucj bro, just imagination of this made me shiver

[@temptemp217]

@@julusia02 Pulling out your hair, one by one, for days. Then penetrating your skull through your eyes. Just to crack it in half in the end, and eat your brain. I'm sorry.

[@xoominaiswithyoulve9365]

@@temptemp217 why😢

[@gutzz.69]

@@temptemp217 when u have dark humor

[@GalaxyX..]

@@temptemp217 I have the darkest humor, and I have little nightmares because of this

[@chippers272]

When you climb a tree to escape from a giant crab but the crab starts climbing the tree

[@durratulaishah3703]

Oh shoot! XD

[@adt4624]

Bruh now they're like spiders

[@bigmac3373]

Coconut crab want ur location

[@mighty4024]

You're never safe

[@irung2014]

I would like that They look delicious

[@lehb654]

Just what I needed at 5 am to never sleep again

[@jacobsonstudiosgoji]

“Waiter! Waiter! More Amelia Earhart please!”

[@faxgirl4666]

Humans: Were on top of the food chain Coconut crabs: “Just smile and wave boys”

[@HuntingTarg]

As strict animals ... not. As tool-using creatures - total domination.

[@tincano-beans2114]

@@HuntingTarg except we very much can use tools so who cares if we can't wrestle any living creature to death?

[@Angonn]

Smile and wave

[@helterskelter416]

miss the part where she said we were it's only natural predator besides other coconut crabs?

[@robertcecil6880]

Yes, they are useful in ridding murder evidence, just toss the dead near by and , come morning light.....well you get the idea...right? Birds. Cats, dead people too.

[@dipuc4life]

That's gangsta. The crab _climbed_ the tree, broke the birds wing, threw him to the ground, followed him down, broke the _other_ wing, then called his boys because meat was back on the menu. Moral of the story ... don't owe a coconut crab money. The crab mafia _will_ get you.

[@JaydenMontano]

I guess Mr. Krabs is a scarier character than I have thought

[@andrewclayterman6230]

Bird better have my money!!

[@gobalbucs]

@BlazeFyre Al* Crabpone

[@ryanwarunek8385]

That crab was owed some gabagool

[@God-gi9iu]

Oo

[@billydafroger]

WAITER!!! more Amelia airhart, please!!

[@Fenderson50]

"coconut crabs get a bad reputation"... Titles video - Coconut Crab: Your Worst Nightmare

[@AdamyaSrivastava]

5:10 Daniel : "they release their eggs in the high tide " Coconut crab : *starts violently twerking*

[@ajisusetyo3613]

LMAO

[@sakuro2393]

lol

[@carloszepeda8336]

😭💀💀

[@phucknaw2104]

Adamya srivastav123 violently twerking 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Shadow77999]

Lmao

[@AleejandroFdez]

“... They are amazing creatures” That sounds like something a coconut crab would say.

[@Iexcon]

Their on to us get em

[@Dingus-69420]

But they are!! 😊

[@a_channel2545]

Animalogic is sus

[@dibsmifs5927]

Meet the spy

[@arempy5836]

"Crab People! Crab People!"

[@The_New_Abnormal_World_Order]

From all I've heard about coconut crabs, this is one of the rare occasions I'm relieved to hear a creature has been partly wiped out.

[@kameltoh9817]

This is a wholesome channel. You give off an energetic elementary teacher vibe. Good work.

[@Monochrome2004]

imagine a reality where you could tame/generally befriend one of these. imagine you go to break into someone's house and you hear someone yell "BRING HIS HEAD TO ME, COCARNIVORE" and then one of these just starts chasing you down

[@bucketbutters866]

Current objective: survive

[@jellohead1036]

*Mission Failed*

[@Kaiju4Life_VA]

Lmao this is underrated

[@candy-ninja]

Like Pokemon irl

[@philipsparks6089]

@@candy-ninja i came here just to say this

[@JacobKealohi]

He looks like he's about to sing a song about how shiny he is.

[@wingedbluj1674]

Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck

[@Stephanie-pt6vv]

Scrub the deck and make it look shiny

[@vincentfarmer9907]

@@Stephanie-pt6vv I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck.

[@hattedmoron555]

@@vincentfarmer9907 just a sec

[@Stephanie-pt6vv]

@@hattedmoron555 don't you know? Fish are dumb dumb dumb they chase anything that glitters beginners ohhh

[@luisf9856]

First time I watch this channel and it's really fun and educational. Thanks for all the helpful info!

[@tsukuneboy]

Seen them at a seafood restaurant, the price is typically 10-15 times higher than a single large crabs. But maybe Alaskan king crab is more expensive though

[@raydunakin]

Any animal capable of breaking into a coconut deserves respect!

[@ethandew1768]

And fear

[@dugtrioramen]

Theres a man who can do it with just a finger

[@hmmmhaa3208]

Same thought omg!

[@MrHantz101]

Somewhere, a cartoon squirrel is jealous

[@mrkrabs5291]

Apparently the coconut crab also killed Amelia Earhart.

[@EUSA1776]

“... which makes them poisonous to humans” Me: *stops stirring melted butter*

[@Lishamisha22]

Edrei Argueta Lol

[@johnsonbeyeriii]

My Personification just found out they only become poisonous if they eat certain plants. They are totally fine to eat!

[@thegodfather5152]

It doesn’t matter as long as you dont eat it or snort it

[@KniceKnafs]

They’re tasty. The fact that they mostly eat coconuts is a clue to their flavor profile.😉

[@Guidovnigoat]

Stop eating our endangered species

[@ashleyintheenglishdepartme776]

Here because of Amelia Earhardt...

[@cupcakesrgreat78]

Me too!

[@outcast4087]

I always loved crabs, they are so cool! And aside from the violent tendencies of coconut crabs, these guys are clearly the best of them all! Imagine if you could tame them! You would have this cute little monster wandering around your home! Although, it would require you to not have any other pets, which is sad...

[@jerrylevi3608]

Nothing is cool about coconut crabs

[@Reptar530]

@@jerrylevi3608 they pinch harder than a lion can bite. And that's just one, I can keep going?..

[@damienalvarez2957]

Would not want any of these crawling around my house. Nope.

[@LucasGleason]

@@damienalvarez2957every waking morning is a blessing.

[@dr._octavio_lovecraft]

You probably couldn't sleep near him either.

[@gillesgoossens7377]

Everybody gangster until mr krabs gets his armor upgrades.

[@aztumtheknightofwumbo7060]

Jericher Oh yeah Mr. Krabs.

[@jacktaktical]

Underrated

[@starramazing9646]

@@aztumtheknightofwumbo7060 you be F E E L I N G it now

[@jsbfkdls]

No thats Havel.

[@Gunnerererer]

Thats why he saved his money

[@jirehjirehjirehjireh]

“They shed their exoskeleton, then eat if for nutrients.” I can relate to that

[@bugloverspiderlover8490]

Found my Haitian bird eating tarantula doing this today!

[@thundersheild926]

A lot of arthropards do this.

[@abudgie6909]

Bug lover Spider lover the way I read that, I thought you meant your Haitian bird was eating a molting tarantula! 😂

[@Jensenrobinb]

YES

[@artorias6980]

I ate my foreskin, is that relatable?

[@Jay3up]

Crab: “silly human this isn’t even my final form!!” *proceeds to transform into a coconut crab*

[@saikopsychiatry]

Waiter!! More Amelia Earhart please!

[@OogaBooga289]

"Oh hey this creature looks nice-" *Can also eat animals like birds and kittens* "I think im going to sit this one out"

[@professionaljailbreaker6965]

I eat dog

[@flowerofash4439]

The worst part is they don't kill like other predators, they will pinch you randomly while eating you alive

[@gubadagoober]

Gonna buy one

[@mariebernier3076]

What a bad decision to include this in the video.

[@VII0777]

And, potentially, Amelia Earhart.

[@niku-ni5880]

“The smell of blood attracted 20 other coconut crabs, and they all had booby for dinner.” Yes Danielle. This sentence is perfect.

[@extraterrestrialhorse9722]

Lol

[@jessyhughes9948]

😂

[@rockydee7499]

who doesnt love boobies

[@gulfbase4747]

😂😂

[@simpledrawproductions5045]

@@rockydee7499 🤔

[@aroundandround]

2:55 Ah okay, it takes them days, and here I was frightenedly imagining their 1500N force cracking open coconuts like squirrels do nuts.

[@edgeofentropy3492]

3:19 Coconut crabs will eat anything they can get their claws on. ...rats, birds, Amelia Earhart ,and other live animals.

[@BillyBob-ld5nv]

I know an ex-Navy dude who stationed on Diego Garcia. He says those coconut crabs will stand in front of you with their claws open and dare you to pass. You have to run a half circle around them to avoid potential serious injury.

[@wm_9640]

Lmao they want all the smoke

[@exorouge238]

C'mon over here if you want to... you're gonna catch these claws😠😠😠🦞🦞🦞🦞 😆

[@vipervidsgamingplus5723]

Family guy crab, "no no no, nonononono"

[@magau3698]

I would have tossed them a coconut each time. Their attention will definitely shift.

[@cappuccinosnephew1382]

@@magau3698 I would've threw a rock the size of my head at them every time. You want the smoke you gonna get the smoke...

[@twobrokewolves5884]

"They eat mostly coconuts" Okay yeah, makes sense. "They have been seen eating kittens" *Hold up*

[@averageterrariafan2215]

@Saaduddin Ansari no

[@-Kaeya-]

Poor everything

[@Drheims]

@@-Kaeya- pelicans too

[@bartman156.]

@@Drheims yes pelicans have been known to eat live pigeons and some have claimed to have seen one trying to eat a kitten

[@MariePriss]

My reaction exactly 😭😩

[@lucasgonzalezlopez3807]

Waiter waiter! More Amelia Airheart please!

[@jackraczek9251]

I was in fight or flight for this entire video, thanks

[@albinocyclopse9952]

"They proceeded to have boobie for dinner." Goals.

[@jungleinsectspikewall4474]

Lmao

[@Gencoil]

Giggity.

[@seandewar47]

"Well, Tamatoa wasn't always this Glam. He was a drab little crab once."

[@captainshyguy3175]

Bet you wish you where just as SHINY

[@joaomartins9800]

"But now I know I can be happy as a clam, because I'm beautiful, babe"

[@seandewar47]

@@joaomartins9800 "Did your granny say listen to heart? Be who you are on the inside? I need three words to tear her argument apart. Your Granny lied!"

[@greninjaguy5264]

@@seandewar47 I'd rather be *_SHINY!_* like the treasure from a sunken pirate wreck, scrub the deck and make it look *_SHINY_*

[@yoshyxl1822]

@@greninjaguy5264 I'll sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck *snap* just to say, don't ya now?

[@Ckvi1]

Waiter! Waiter! More Amelia Earhart please!

[@lucasraines]

I don’t mind hermit crabs, crawfish, lobsters, and many other types of armored animals. But coconut crabs keep me up at night. They’re the only land animal that evokes a visceral reaction from me.

[@Exhaiel89]

The fact that the crab knew to break the booby’s wings is somewhat scary.

[@bascelissen9968]

Yea like, Oh you can fly. SNAP!

[@indicimbecile6992]

SOMEWHAT

[@moke23]

Nah probably just grabbed it, bird bones are hella frail and this crab's claws are huge.

[@TheGreenUnknown]

moke tbh the crab has probably lived for a while seeing birds fly over its head to a new location thus learning the move by flight therefore after a extended period of time it knew to incapacitate a bird it had to break its wings. Most animals learn their prey by watching. Humans did the same!

[@moke23]

@@TheGreenUnknown seriously the sheer force of the crabs claw is more than enough to break the wing without the crab thinking about it. They aren't very intelligent so tend to know things by nature rather than learning.

[@bojangprodoktschns5428]

Funnily, if you pet their butts they fall asleep. You can grab them fom behind quite easily. They will however try to move your fingers towards their claws with their legs. Do not let them do that! After they fall asleep you can put them on their head or any other pose you find amusing. After a while they will wake up a bit desoriented and annoyed.

[@sixstringedthing]

I'd be pretty annoyed too.

[@andrewclayterman6230]

And then they begin to dismantle you.

[@primalaspid2843]

@@andrewclayterman6230 They will proceed to do build-a-bear with the other humans

[@jy9291]

That's what she said.

[@weirdassmf]

This man crabs coconut. Wait, what.

[@bigbee]

Nightmare? I think not! These are amazing beasts and I wish they were everywhere.

[@jameswest4819]

You asked for a new animal. There is a freshwater mussel/clam in northern CA that spends part of its life as a parasite on a fish and then as a "clam" in rivers and streams. It is a truly unusual animal.

[@notastra4316]

“They’ve been seen eating birds” ..ok “And kittens” *excuse me, what the fu-*

[@leonshemelin8041]

True

[@Alatreon2435]

Im happy about that, cats are ecosystem destroyers

[@juns4464]

@@Alatreon2435 Aren't ecosystem destroyers also ecosystem balancers in some sense?

[@Apetrexo]

@@Alatreon2435 said the human, in a computer made of silicon and plastic...

[@liandre9035]

@@Apetrexo gottem ;)

[@juanmaruli4977]

"if you want to see them, you might have to travel far" Me living in one of those islands: 👁👄👁

[@trinibeya6238]

I live in the Mariana islands and we love eating coconut crabs 👍🏼 I’m not sure why she said they’re poisonous.. maybe the ones on our islands aren’t. Lol

[@datonesaltyfungus6064]

Man in my dad's hometown theybsay that there are cocunut crabs there,but never seen one when was there

[@janrendellecano6334]

Hahaha same here.

[@monty8615]

are you tho?

[@padhwee]

Yes, i live in Sumatra island lol :v

[@griffithberserk1367]

Excellent video. I landed here because I just learned those monsters vanquished Amelia Erhard when she got stranded on an island in the Pacific. Absolute nightmare fuel. Imagine meeting one of their ancestors that is 2 meters in size :D

[@bethanychatman9531]

Let's just hope she had passed before that. Something was eventually going to consume her body if she passed.

[@Axeltera-n3d]

“vanquished”

[@SelfproclaimedLizardWizard]

I cannot, I repeat, cannot observe a giant crab breaking a birds wing and eating it without helping the bird. I've done an IWRC animal rehab course and would splint the poor birds wing and help it back into the wild. I mean how can you just stand there and watch that bird suffer. Nature is nature. I get that. But that poor bird was probably hoping that guy would save its life rather than care more about followers on social media. Its disappointing what humanity has turned into. The crabs are interesting tho

[@mintymoth6596]

Me: oh they aren’t that scary *they have been seen eating birds and kittens* Me: *screams*

[@magisterrleth3129]

Birds and kittens make strong shells, they're just doing crab stuff.

[@jannikschmidt8511]

@@magisterrleth3129 I'll kill it with fire. I don't care.

[@captainshyguy3175]

Taste like chicken

[@AmunDeus]

I had heard about these before and I just thought they were basically like massive hermit crabs, but after watching that clip 55 seconds in, I now see them as tiny corpsers

[@thespecter6416]

@Judge Dredd Naturally, because they have been a part of our packs for thousands of years now. So yeah, we are now genetically biased to relate more to them, than a slow, barely minded arthropod that would never be able to consider human a part of a family.

[@sexyshrek7177]

*Bird sleeping* Coconut crab: Hold up I see dinner

[@danielwordsworth1843]

It is weird it eats flesh yet didnt try to break birds neck but its wings

[@erikwoodruff5643]

"so you have chosen...death"

[@sexyshrek7177]

@@erikwoodruff5643 not bad like it

[@kR-qj7rw]

@@danielwordsworth1843 its not like a cat or dog who are specialized in eating lrge vertebrates, they just pinch and eat pieces of food, like crabs with fishes

[@p3el_]

@Butt Snatch *SUFFER*

[@PANZERFAUST90]

Crabs don't have claws. You'd think a supposed scientific animal channel would know that.

[@user-dt3fg4mu8r]

Low-key if coconut crabs and spider crabs could square off it would make the ultimate bossfight

[@GuardianDragon6]

"Coconut Crab: Your Worst Nightmare" "Prefer to eat fleshy nuts" Me: NOPE.

[@vroomkaboom108]

LMAO

[@lokerbo]

Coconut crab Noises intensifies

[@1uhot426]

They have torn a woman apart too. They are attracted to the smell of blood, n their claws are as strong as the bite of a lion.

[@drakesayshi3321]

@@1uhot426 oh nooooooooo noooo no

[@1uhot426]

@@drakesayshi3321 lol yeah, they can have that lol

[@fergfasho]

Imagine being a vegetarian and usually eating coconuts, but you wake up one night craving wings, so you go get them.

[@doublecup616]

🏅

[@timno2639]

HOLLY JEZUS I REGRET READING THAT

[@fergfasho]

@@timno2639 😂😂😂 tough

[@fergfasho]

@Ty Vsd1337 😂 I’ll put that on my bucket list honestly. They’re easy to catch

[@Kevin-qq9dd]

@Ty Vsd1337 sea food is nasty to me imagine it being fresh 😭

[@arkvsi8142]

Fact: CoconutCrab can reach speeds up to 40 Km/H or 80 Mp/H. They may not stop pursuing if starving.

[@kylepbillingsley1950]

There’s a theory that crabs like this are what killed Amelia Earhart when she crashed landed on some island

[@dracorexxx5404]

0:55 - "WHERE'S THE MONEY, LEBOWSKI?!"

[@RawkL0bster]

It's down there somewhere, let me have another look.

[@jetrickgordo4026]

😂😂

[@chaosdweller]

@@RawkL0bster lol!

[@jafleming0409]

This aggression will not stand, man.

[@justaglassofmilk8486]

"I DONT HAVE IT, SALBADOR"

[@lich.possum]

The fact that they're so slow and so quiet makes them even more terrifying

[@Kurai_69420]

The Crab-800

[@repolloasmuo]

*terminator music starts playing*

[@thebatonmaster]

Ummm... I'm pretty sure I would be more terrified if they could run faster than me.

[@thebatonmaster]

@Tahmid Antar Haha, I know. The methodical slowness definitely has its own creepiness.

[@SussyBoii666]

that aint a coconut that a leviathan class creature☠️

[@themedic7933]

"And if you get past that, they're actually amazing creatures" *Well, it's a shame i can't get past that*

[@jessicabunbun620]

xD i laughed way harder at this comment than i should have hahaha

[@icyr0bin-794]

nice pfp lol

[@Kat-mu8wq]

Yeah, leave the poor kittens alone you evil beast! .. 😡🤣

[@lockdownMxx]

If he eat the kitten, he gat the beatin 🔨

[@user-sv5gq5hd2d]

@@lockdownMxx he want his food he get the foot

[@Blue-xw4sm]

Imagine hitting a palm tree out of anger and then a crab falls and latches onto your head

[@michaelbuchanan8047]

*Morgan Freeman narrates* And as the cold, moist claws closed upon his ear and nose, young Joshua knew in his heart that he had fucked up.

[@arvinr.912]

I haven't encountered one when I still lived there. Maybe they are found further south. My family had a business with selling coconuts so we should've encountered them by now.

[@Voxen712]

headcrab 2.0 , now with extra nightmare fuel

[@empty_space_3213]

YOU JUST GOT COCONUT CRABBED

[@Voxen712]

@@empty_space_3213 coconut mall Halloween edition

[@cb-9938]

I love she said "don't THROW it in the ocean" because anyone crazy enough too pick one up would just hurl it into the ocean immediately 😂

[@jobieheiser443]

This is the first time I've ever heard someone say they're poisonous....surely that can't be true, or people wouldn't eat them. It's not SUPER common, but people DO eat them. Maybe they're only poisonous in certain areas?

[@ifigy]

Imagine walking and chilling under coconut trees and something fell, u thought it was a coconut but it was a lvl 30 armored spider Edit: oh shoot thanks for 3.5k likes! Hope u guys bring a helmet everytime u pass a coconut tree in this place

[@whitneyyvonne977]

Lmao!😆

[@theuntorpable]

I would cry

[@RecklessGenesis]

Pulls out sword xD

[@crystalgolem602]

My guy, make that a lvl 50.

[@kobienotcoby2862]

Imagine you just see a real life crabrawler.

[@entr3_nou5]

“The smell attracted 20 other crabs, who all had booby for dinner” You don’t gotta make me calling over the boys sound so morbid

[@autotune2]

But *they are*

[@carneasada8]

Some boobies will give u crabs , specially if u get to the fish 🤣

[@eyeccantseeyouu]

Smh they didnt even drink the milk

[@Lemormon]

"Coconuts and human skulls are similar in that they are both round and hard in texture, scoring between 3.5 and 5 on the Mohs hardness scale. They are also similar in that the older they are, the harder they become. An older coconut or human skull is likely to be harder to break than a more juvenile coconut/human skull." we should probably fear these things before they get any new ideas 💀

[@NotChou]

Me:"climb up tree"What you gonna do now? The crab:Oh so u think i am hermit crabs huh?Wait till i get up there

[@Chidera420]

"Then in the first year of their life, they go to land and lose the ability to breathe underwater." *looks at crab* *stares at water* Crab: *intense sweating*

[@Loespoes]

We start drowning our food boiz 😋

[@Ey_SmoKrac]

“Oh they look prettu co-“ *they could have eaten Amelia Earheart*

[@Hydorior]

Who would win? This legendary, badass, world-famous woman...or ONE PINCHY BOI?

@@Hydorior this joke is unfunny and over used

[@rpgking117]

@ Lame

[@laughingraven]

Well it is plausible. If you get stranded on an island with these things, they're likely going to find you in your sleep. If they get a hold of you, they'll potentially break a bone. Can't even hide in a tree because they're great climbers.

[@omegacrisis9664]

@Commander Cody Overused joke #2

[@jaryant]

I can listen to her talking about her crabs all day

[@trip__toworld_after_retire2_y]

Imagine working so hard on peeling the coconut outer fiber and opening it just to be stolen by humans.😂 I read an article that the natives in the island steal their food from their burrows.

[@Aberyyyy]

When Amelia Earheart crash landed on the island: The crabs: looks like meats back on the menu boys!!

[@darthlazurus4382]

Wrong way round. Its thought that Coconut Crabs started to eat her, before she died.

[@ayamiichinose4731]

Do you watch buzzfeed unsolved

[@Omeiplease]

No..... That teory really is disturbing

[@landonwolfe5193]

I love this lol

[@bl1398]

The theory is a 300 year old coconut crab pulled the plane from the air

[@jimmywarner7559]

My friends and family: “Why are you afraid of crabs and lobsters, they’re more scared of you than you are of them!” The crab/lobster:

[@cactusgamingyt9960]

Nah, lobsters would be chillin in the water, coconut crabs would break your bones.

[@Suckadoodle9996]

Im from the Philippines, Batanes, we actually eat them and they taste so much better than lobsters or huge crabs… but now it’s illegal so we cant eat them anymore. But there’s still some people who break the rules…

[@thecrusader1673]

@@Suckadoodle9996 Don't worry we won't tell

[@mr.bruhbruh9203]

@@Suckadoodle9996 please eat them to extinction

[@nonbasicz]

@@cactusgamingyt9960 can't you just stand on it

[@overdriveoutershaxson1837]

when coconut crabs see coconuts: mhmm yummy when coconut crabs see amelia earhart: MHMM YUMMY!!!!

[@keygencontingent]

Used to live in Laulii, heard a story of a kid getting his bike stolen by a coconut crabs in Pago Pago

[@futabagaming9541]

Lmao

[@taowang9735]

why not? bike is delicious.

[@starsgoneempty506]

Mmm. Metal.

[@linuxoperatingsystem6402]

Didn't know crabs knew how ride a bike

[@lillemy5062]

@@linuxoperatingsystem6402 Eating coconuts and breaking chicken wings all day. When they're feeling extra cute they steal bikes

[@ethanwalker2533]

“The coconut crab eats kittens” (Shotgun being cocked) “Is that right”?

[@coconutcrabwithsniper8684]

Ethan Walker Sniper being loaded “your too late”

[@coconutcrabwithsniper8684]

I’m 1 step ahead

[@Kokotitie]

I never liked kittens so

[@RealAntek]

KokoTitie nobody asked

[@Lveky]

@@coconutcrabwithsniper8684 lmaoooo

[@Minotaur-ey2lg]

As a famous magician once said, “So, you’re saying if I put my nuts in a coconut, they still wouldn’t be safe?” “Yes.” “This is a horrible tragedy!”

[@otterblau5253]

"They've even been seen eating birds." Me: "Oh, so they are scavengers, ok. (Shows crab strangling a seagall)(seagull)

[@diesirae8954]

Seagull*

[@eric123426]

😂😂

[@widowbird]

@@diesirae8954 Considering they ate a woman, gall seems accurate.

[@cryomancer8025]

sea gal = mermaid?

[@noootooooboooo]

i think they mean like a gallbladder-

[@ruphite9521]

Bird: i don’t fear you Coconut crab: *then you will die braver than most*

[@Vahki100]

Perhaps I was wrong?

[@rafliarya2742]

Wow, vader

[@Mr-Pepel]

Oh I think I cured my arachnophobia! Now i'm afraid of that guy beating me up

[@johnr5252]

They aren’t fooling me. These are giant, hard shell, spiders. YUCK!

[@petersmythe6462]

"There's a morbid theory that the reason Amelia Earhart was never found is because coconut crabs may have dragged her into their burrows and eaten her." Note to self, don't sleep near these...

[@irung2014]

Lol if one wake me up Hmm free dinner

[@ouijacorn]

She probably should have added that if this happened it was post-mortem, because the way it's phrased here makes it sound like Amelia Earhart was eaten alive by crabs.

[@Mephitinae]

Her plane was never found either, so it's more likely that Earhart and her navigator Fred Noonan drowned in the middle of the ocean.

[@rev2178]

Peter Smythe talk about a crabby way to die!!!!!

[@madjaster9620]

P Whoooosh

[@kerimbasic2795]

This crab:*falls from tree* Everyone:"Why do i hear boss music?"

[@arborealmole8079]

It’s a it’s like a coconut mimic,

[@ItchiestBum]

@@arborealmole8079 chest mimic flashbacks

[@idkwhattoputasmyusername9701]

@@ItchiestBum Are you talking about that thing in terraria?

[@ItchiestBum]

@@idkwhattoputasmyusername9701 no, just in general, it’s a recurring pop culture enemy there’s probably like thousands of games with them existing

[@nock4632]

Nice profile pic 😳

[@PaulHoldovers]

He was forced to eat Amelia Earhart at 1 year old 😢