9:57 I don't know if the artist actually read the manga or not but the third option was too accurate
@drillingintourmom74182 жыл бұрын
yummy legs for dinner
@kennar53482 жыл бұрын
Funny seeing chainsawman memes about the relationship between makima and denji when they don't know the ending. Gonna wait to see the people's reactions
@maskedmamba1882 жыл бұрын
Yummy makima steak
@midoshi40842 жыл бұрын
i read it too and it's going to be funny seeing other people's rections
@solihinsolihin41422 жыл бұрын
Snowballs time
@enfendr_9072 жыл бұрын
Yeh its so funny seeing memes like: Yall need a girl like this: Makima hugging Denji
@topmarksman19962 жыл бұрын
#DANKNESS me:watch the video memellion:when do i get your sub? me: thet's the neat part you dont
@De-ExtinctReptile2 жыл бұрын
My power: I can summon my waifus at any time desired
@brucer35682 жыл бұрын
they all hate you
@nobodywatchesnooby2 жыл бұрын
They attack the first person they see
@isozopiano2 жыл бұрын
They despise you and want nothing to do with you
@kcck5512 жыл бұрын
It turns out they are traps
@kabobz1la7092 жыл бұрын
they leave you and find another waifu lord
@itsjustkatie8482 жыл бұрын
it's been 2.5 seconds and there's already so many memes about it
@psypherul11712 жыл бұрын
2:18 Me who was there when my two first dogs died and I had to bury them in the forest. "I expected the pain, still it did hurt, deep in the kokoro..."
@surveycorps12962 жыл бұрын
Amazing Vid as always
@christopheredwards99042 жыл бұрын
5:27 I literally JUST finished Cyberpunk WTF
@alancornejo318 Жыл бұрын
3:50 OMG..😂😂😂 love this meme❤
@The_Platinum_Realist2 жыл бұрын
#Dankness Guy on Reddit: “I wanted to dress like the The Crow for this Halloween party, but my girlfriend forced me to wear this stupid ATM costume while she flirted with other guys at the party. Here’s a picture we took together I look miserable. Should I breakup with her?” His post: *Him dressed in an ATM costume with her dressed as a gold miner.* Everyone: “Yes you should.”
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
"Dump that gold miner into the THOT pile!" -- Ah Choo.
@The_Platinum_Realist2 жыл бұрын
@@markh.6687 okay that one caught me off guard. 😂
@michellebrock99362 жыл бұрын
#DANKNESS Cashier: your change is 7 ducks. Duck, Duck, Goose. Customer: Ruh ROH, that wasn't very cash money of you. Cashier: (Smiles in tax evasion).
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
Me: ......Wha---??
@michellebrock99362 жыл бұрын
@@markh.6687 Inserts tuxedo Winnie the Pooh image.
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
@@michellebrock9936 Inserts Captain Picard meme reading "WTF is this Sh!t?!" 😄
@michellebrock99362 жыл бұрын
@@markh.6687 🤣
@soultpp2 жыл бұрын
10:00 A dietitian actually recommended this to me when I needed to regain weight years ago! 🤣
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
She could have just told you to have a milkshake every day or two. She must have hated ice cream.
@soultpp2 жыл бұрын
@@markh.6687 Nah, this was the healthiest way to do it. Twas back during and just after muh cancer. I'd lost like 80-90 lbs. She said that this was a good way of adding extra protein without really adding more bad calories I think. Was like 12 years ago now.
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
@@soultpp OUCH. Sorry to hear about your illness. Your explanation makes sense though, if one is not trying to 'fatten up'. But now I'm reminded of: "I put some milk in your milk, so you can drink milk while you drink milk!"
@soultpp2 жыл бұрын
@@markh.6687 It works! Endless loop achieved! 😂 Edit: But yeah, it was rough during the chemo and such but I never really let it get me down.
@PsiJuicu2 жыл бұрын
Anyone wondering @ 3:00 the anime is isekai ojisan
@someweeb6897 Жыл бұрын
11:57 Laggy internet is *always* worse than no internet.
@johnalchin67692 жыл бұрын
Pochita is best boy of 2022 and no one can change my mind
@VoltViruss2 жыл бұрын
5:28 i take it that you've also watched cyberpunk edgerunners
@Aaron-nn2lm Жыл бұрын
7:54 why he sad that is amazing
@starninjacam77742 жыл бұрын
happy shirou day my fellow sword bros
@stonearchitect1162 жыл бұрын
6:59 Easily Pochita. He helps you make money. The cat girlfriend doesn't guarantee that. And then you can use that money to attract other women that will love you. 2 birds with 1 stone. Goals
@PaperbroSCAR2 жыл бұрын
5:57 sadly relatable
@pkmmaster522 жыл бұрын
Power: I can control space time anytime I want to any extent ie: pause, rewind, fast forward any others with me just needing to vocally say hjuba (huh-joo-ba) out loud
@drog911_2 жыл бұрын
the cooldown is as long as you use the time stop (u skip 20 years into future cd is 30 years, same w past)
@Reki_Rock2 жыл бұрын
#Dankness Friend: I recently went to the nearest beach, put a sponge into a pineapple that i added a little window to, swam down, stuck the pineapple in, and left it for someone to find it Me: What stage of mental problems are you on?! Like who the fuck just starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!!!
@Zaphkiel4802 жыл бұрын
1:03 sauce
@LacieWhy2 жыл бұрын
The reason I liked L because he was awkward & liked eating sweets.
@thespectator.99228 ай бұрын
super power: gets the abilety to copy and keep the powers from others. side effect: the more power you get the harder it becomes to control until you are at the point you live alone in isolation to prevent you accidentally destroy your world with nothing but a cough.
@romgskn2 жыл бұрын
Pov:you look for a comment who typed his superpower and you wanna give it a side effect
@ApolloxMC Жыл бұрын
My superpower Being able to use powers of any anime character I ever seen
@hinozall_awoken Жыл бұрын
Only one time use per power. But you can keep watching anime to learn about tons of different powers tho.
@vgrants17172 ай бұрын
My power: I can see and change any number I want to whatever I want it to be.
@cartereldridge62362 жыл бұрын
My super ability is I can conjure anything I want out of thin air even if it’s not invented yet
@paskeks78802 жыл бұрын
You have the pain of a birth everytime you use your ability and the things only hold for 9 months.
@cartereldridge62362 жыл бұрын
ILL TAKE IT IMMA MAKE A WAIFU REAL YAAAAA
@mikansukihere2 жыл бұрын
8:43 FINALLY DANGANRONPA MEME
@tanvirhossain20312 жыл бұрын
I am not going back to jail, breaks window You'll never catch me alive
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
Robocop: (drawn gun) "Dead or alive, you're coming with me!"
@asaduckworth9369 Жыл бұрын
My superpower Being able to remotely control humans. AKA mind control.
@void5485 Жыл бұрын
You can't tell them to do anything they would be unwilling to do otherwise OR you send all lewd stuff you have seen is sent to your mom through your texts
@MashupProductions222 жыл бұрын
Anime fans when they die after getting hit by a truck instead of going to a fantasy world:
@tristangreenlee92722 жыл бұрын
#Dankness There are 6 types of anime: 1. 4 seasons of the best writing you've ever seen but there will never be any more no matter how much you beg 2. Has more runtime than is left in your life 3. Wants to be type 2 when it grows up 4. Crack oneshots 5. The Sketchy Ones 6. Ghibli
@KiooZaax2 жыл бұрын
2:00 Futaba is still the best. She's a scientist, the other is an alcoholic.
@phynt43662 жыл бұрын
5:08 good boy
@xcrowx81402 жыл бұрын
I can change real money into monopoly money and vice versa with a snap of fingers, can use whenever I want and works on multiple people at once
@nobodywatchesnooby2 жыл бұрын
your finger gets broken deku style with every snap
@Reki_Rock2 жыл бұрын
13:40 Crazy Diamond, Mixed with Heavens Door And Star Platinum
@Sir_Crocodile_Agenda_Pusher2 жыл бұрын
You die 2 minutes before you use it
@jackelinegallera46622 жыл бұрын
@@Sir_Crocodile_Agenda_Pusher nah Bro that's unfair
@jackelinegallera46622 жыл бұрын
To summon It you gotta say "UwU Daddy" and you Will also have explosive diarrhea on deactivation.
@ninjanyan15792 жыл бұрын
9:46 perfect place for a fullmetal alchemist reference
@daboi65092 жыл бұрын
5:18 that is a short season of anime
@cursedbusta37742 жыл бұрын
I can travel the multiverse anytime I want.
@quandaledingle88292 жыл бұрын
But you have prostate cancer
@brucer35682 жыл бұрын
but only to attack on titan
@Enup_en42 жыл бұрын
but you forget which unevirse you went to
@tfiai85542 жыл бұрын
the super power i wanna have is to bring fictional characters into this world (they will love me, or they'll be my friends)
@yanbutab2 жыл бұрын
you have to change real life person to change in to the fictional character you want them to be
@yanbutab2 жыл бұрын
the person changed into the fictional character will still have the same mind as he had when he was a normal person
@TheRealReasonYourDadLeft2 жыл бұрын
1:06 bruh☠️
@nitrocatofficial69392 жыл бұрын
6:50 too accurate
@psychical_97392 жыл бұрын
5:16 me who can watch 10 episodes per hour: Pathetic
@isaacblank89642 жыл бұрын
Superpower: moveable portal portals from mind
@paskeks78802 жыл бұрын
It teleports you somewhere you don't want to be.
@jackelinegallera46622 жыл бұрын
Power: i can choose my own side effect.
@jackelinegallera46622 жыл бұрын
Everyone close to you will have explosive diarrhea If you blink
@pkmmaster522 жыл бұрын
Side effect: Fail
@octalthrower96502 жыл бұрын
The ability to draw something and I have it
@JaioMAYHEM2 жыл бұрын
Side Effect: You are blind
@octalthrower96502 жыл бұрын
@@JaioMAYHEM ill just have someone else move my hands as ill still technically be me and i can just draw better eyes or those glasses that put the mind waves in your mind
@rhamcesmartinez47382 жыл бұрын
Hypnosis but only on myself
@dripgoose90172 жыл бұрын
I can fly
@sebastianlipkowski4122 жыл бұрын
Only about a centimeter above ground
@a.go.t.i.81552 жыл бұрын
you are afraid of high
@sebastianlipkowski4122 жыл бұрын
And you got Airsickness
@voidgaming50152 жыл бұрын
3:38 Me: wait…. This is illegal
@naiale69742 жыл бұрын
Superpower: I get to choose my own side effect
@naiale69742 жыл бұрын
Side effect: anything I wish for can become reality at will
@brucer35682 жыл бұрын
@@naiale6974 its all bad wishes
@Joe69_4202 жыл бұрын
you can only use it once per 100 years
@dailydoseofmeme7562 жыл бұрын
#Dankness My power shapship into anything
@eatinpitza31492 жыл бұрын
You have to have sex with it to unlock the trandformation
@brucer35682 жыл бұрын
you cant change back
@naiale69742 жыл бұрын
Side effect: you forget how to spell
@JanitorOfTheStrawhats2 жыл бұрын
My superpower is basically sharingan’s copy ability
@thatdoomguy4202 жыл бұрын
Side affect: you get a type of incurable, deadly, and inevitable cancer every time you use your ability;.......................but, you will only get it in your balls.
@JanitorOfTheStrawhats2 жыл бұрын
@@thatdoomguy420 shit, no I have to change my gender
@jordanmiranda1017 Жыл бұрын
Me sleeps odor nope not today you are not sleeping releases 100 episodes me why did you do this
@jordanmiranda1017 Жыл бұрын
#Darkness
@adriannavarrete93322 жыл бұрын
My superpower is to summon anime waifus
@arsgamer66052 жыл бұрын
But the waifus gender changes when.......
@romgskn2 жыл бұрын
But they are lesb...ions
@adriannavarrete93322 жыл бұрын
@@arsgamer6605 Interesting
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
They arrive with a communicable and incurable disease.
@jamesonbartley5775 Жыл бұрын
Biggest mistake of my life guys I got hit by a truck but instead of getting isekaied I got paralyzed from the waist down. DO NOT TRY TO GET RUN OVER
@wut9402 жыл бұрын
My super power would be to decide if any anime would receive a sequel or not.
@Enup_en42 жыл бұрын
but you won't be able to watch it
@wut9402 жыл бұрын
@@Enup_en4 Could I, at least, see a summary online?
@raul4morris2392 жыл бұрын
The power to have no side effects
@Je-ps6ur2 жыл бұрын
Side effect renders your original power mute. You don’t change, and slowly decay as all things do.
@realmec11blue992 жыл бұрын
my superpower is control shadow i can do anything with it it can be solid,liquid or gas just a i desire
@pkmmaster522 жыл бұрын
Side effect: you realise shadows aren’t objects so you have just chosen a useless ability
@evangelion3942 жыл бұрын
My power: i can stop time
@Boxing_your_balls2 жыл бұрын
But you can't breathe
@thatdoomguy4202 жыл бұрын
But you get severe anxiety EVERY SINGLE TIME you use your power.
@doppelhelixes2 жыл бұрын
you can, but you can't start time again
@Enup_en42 жыл бұрын
everything you touch while time is stopped explodes
@doppelhelixes2 жыл бұрын
@@Enup_en4 that would be an awsome superpower. Touch everything. Start time again. Watch the explosions
@NuggetMan420alt2 жыл бұрын
Nuggetman profile pic
@sharky32992 жыл бұрын
This is cool
@mialeaver4352 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Luna-ii6pz2 жыл бұрын
My Power : Flying
@doppelhelixes2 жыл бұрын
you grow huge wings instead or arms, your bones become hollow and you shrink. Your legs also grow smaller for weight reduction. Obviously you have to flap your arms, i hope you like training your chest muscles.
@Oyi_142 жыл бұрын
You can only fly at 7km/h
@Guardianwedx969 Жыл бұрын
mind control
@leonardorolingstella85545 ай бұрын
If they can see you or if you are within 50 feet the mind control doesn’t work
@SILLY_MAGE2 жыл бұрын
Superpower: can create and control nano bots at will (no materials needed)
@doppelhelixes2 жыл бұрын
side effect, if you become unconciousness, drunk or sleep while nanobots are still active, you will cause a grey goo szenario
@lycidasuranith532 жыл бұрын
10:24 Highschool DxD is scheduled for October 2022. WHERE IS IT? WHEREEEEEEEEEE?
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
October is not yet finished. Meditate upon this wisdom.
@kerbe32 жыл бұрын
5:41 I don’t understand. Sorry if I think what exactly?
@riyadhsaddam39262 жыл бұрын
9:57 sauce
@cursedbusta37742 жыл бұрын
Chainsaw Man. Though I don't know the art's sauce.
@riyadhsaddam39262 жыл бұрын
@@cursedbusta3774 thanks
@master_yt24242 жыл бұрын
my superpower : to control time(go to the past /future or pause etc)
@paskeks78802 жыл бұрын
You don' remember what you did after using it.
@Huh_10652 жыл бұрын
#dankness Annoying furrys: *growls cutely uwu* Regular people: why am I here (I have nothing against not annoying furrys)
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
Person with lusty intent: "Helllllooooo, UWU!!"
@cringecrusader69852 жыл бұрын
I feel like dr stone is one of the best animes
@RETROWRIGS2 жыл бұрын
Habing poochita as my pet and he loves me
@doppelhelixes2 жыл бұрын
you are bow broke and can't even afford jam on your toast, you lostvone of your balls, an eye and a kidney
@Joe69_4202 жыл бұрын
*habing* 🗿
@aidenwood11232 жыл бұрын
8:09 what anime is that
@brucer35682 жыл бұрын
i can bring any anime character i want to the real world ,can be used infinitely
@xcrowx81402 жыл бұрын
but every character you summon will have Kazuya's personality
@Artem4egg_2 жыл бұрын
@@xcrowx8140 oh my god
@xcrowx81402 жыл бұрын
@@Artem4egg_ ik i'm definetely going to hell for this
@brucer35682 жыл бұрын
@@xcrowx8140 what if i summon him
@brucer35682 жыл бұрын
@@xcrowx8140 also who is that
@grandgaming61082 жыл бұрын
It's not possible to watch a whole 12 episode season in an hour it would take at least 3-4 hours
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
Perhaps the watcher is not in time and space as we understand it.
@grandgaming61082 жыл бұрын
@@markh.6687 true
@thatguy88412 жыл бұрын
Speed up playback
@grandgaming61082 жыл бұрын
@@thatguy8841 there is that one too but who'd speed up anime I tought we watch it to enjoy and understand it, not to literally speedrun it
@randalthevandalnerfed77682 жыл бұрын
My super power is Gaslighting
@vee64722 жыл бұрын
You can only do it to yourself
@brucer35682 жыл бұрын
no its not
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
Nobody believes you.
@unlimitedorb37262 жыл бұрын
@@vee6472 you could've said that they get a better life style or smth
@paballomolata88442 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail is so True, a lot of anime protagonists are so bitch made and spineless. There's only a handful who are badass like Ayanokoji and the MC of The Cautious Hero
@gokukakarot10122 жыл бұрын
"stfu and get back to cotton picking."-👴
@paballomolata88442 жыл бұрын
@@gokukakarot1012 Yes master🤕
@solihinsolihin41422 жыл бұрын
Yep but i lije csm not for the anime but the manga and the wierdo that made the manga
@Alt-om1qv2 жыл бұрын
He more relatable tho
@paballomolata88442 жыл бұрын
@@Alt-om1qv Man if u find that a weak and spineless mc is relatable than you should really seek professional help
@TheOneOfTheVoid2 жыл бұрын
My super power is I can remove side effects
@doppelhelixes2 жыл бұрын
now all side effects are removed for that person, forever. Including side effects of medicine. FUN FACT: most medicine was once a side effect (best documented case, history of viagra) and therefore would be rendered useless. also i hope the person itself wasn't a side effect of the parents havibg fun years ago....
@Chaoticee78012 жыл бұрын
5:41 ok I don’t get this one like I know who they are but I don’t get it
@shadow-the-edgelord-20102 жыл бұрын
Be dr robotnik
@beowchengkan23952 жыл бұрын
4:08 SPOILERS WTF!?
@heliam35482 жыл бұрын
3:22 where is this from?
@jankorosec72 жыл бұрын
love is like a cocktail fucking amazing short series 11/10
@rockman6422 жыл бұрын
My super power would be to stop time
@thatdoomguy4202 жыл бұрын
but you start to see demented figures that all sound like Elmo and a half dead firby combined, and they also start to sing lullabies that will decline your mental health you if you ignore them.(they do that knowingly because they want you to pay attention to them for no reason).
@freak.14672 жыл бұрын
5:29 no one survive
@logicless67092 жыл бұрын
I have the power to choose a side effect
@logicless67092 жыл бұрын
But you’re able to hop into different realities that will
@logicless67092 жыл бұрын
But you’re able to hop into different realities that will
@Joe69_4202 жыл бұрын
But it destroys the time and space of the last dimension you went
@jankorosec72 жыл бұрын
3:11 pls nuke codes
@cabbageman75542 жыл бұрын
168579
@flamingsnotwad49212 жыл бұрын
My superpower is lumakanisis, I have the ability to sense, emit, and manipulate all forms of light. What my side affect?
@unflawed4042 жыл бұрын
You are blind
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
You are so sensitive to light you are in constant pain.
@Joe69_4202 жыл бұрын
But the only type of light u can manipulate is the one from pcs
@gigachad89292 жыл бұрын
6:25 sauce?
@cabbageman75542 жыл бұрын
Asobi ni iku yo!
@Alt-om1qv2 жыл бұрын
6:11 need ze sauce
@dingyizhen85622 жыл бұрын
My power that I wan’t? To get a girlfriend ;-;
@solihinsolihin41422 жыл бұрын
But you will suffering for 2 enternity and become immortal