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Only-Fans
www.only-fans.org
Jackson Pollock
jacksonpollock.org/
Interactive van Gogh painting
static.kuula.io/share/79QMS?f...
Ikea Museum
ikeamuseum.com
Are you ok?
okay.wasv.me/
My noise
mynoise.net/
Fluid simulation
paveldogreat.github.io/WebGL-...
Poolside FM
poolside.fm/
This Website Will Self Destruct
www.thiswebsitewillselfdestru...
Website privacy inspector
themarkup.org/blacklight
Shell Shockers
shellshock.io/
Gridland game
gridland.doublespeakgames.com/
Record Deal Simulator
dealsim.createos.app/
Listen to live bitcoin transactions
www.bitlisten.com/
Bouncing DVD logo
www.bouncingdvdlogo.com/
*Credits*
Written, hosted, and edited by Jake Roper
Music by Jake Chudnow
/ jakechudnow

[@Vsauce3]

Please don't delete my account youtube this was just a goof.

[@LightningShiva1]

You are gonna get Belle Delphine'd by KZbin

[@logandunlap9156]

yoooo

[@benk-dl4py]

Demonitized

[@Ricooooo2r]

lol

[@ruaidhridoylelynch5522]

Bro

[@Chomuggaacapri]

This is no surprise. You’ve been talking about DONGs for years.

[@ranhny2022]

Ty sir

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say my videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear chi

[@GambinoTheGoat]

@@AxxLAfriku no shap up

[@ranhny2022]

@@GambinoTheGoat nice username

[@jonathang1080]

@@AxxLAfriku Tell them to keep it up👍

[@Synetik]

*puts credit card away

[@half-lifescientist1991]

Synetik *takes credit card out*

[@Alkaloid-Odin]

*Puts meat sceptre away*

[@wokeupinapanic]

*Puts credit card in, eagerly

[@caletix8858]

*Puts comment under checkmark person for easy likes

[@user-un7lq4ot4h]

*burns credit card

[@khazarhay]

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[@farenhite4329]

My happiness is immeasurable and my day has been improved.

[@josephsager9425]

I was mildly disappointed until I remembered that OnlyFans is a terrible website anyway.

[@thimb5433]

I mean just look at the dislikes they feel the same way XD

[@PenitentHollow]

I KNOW RIGHT! If only that DVD logo had hit the corner!

[@tadekw9108]

My day is immeasurable and my disappointment is ruined.

[@Zeldaschampion]

If anything, I figured Michael would be the one to announce an Only-Fans channel with a very special edition of Michael's toys.

[@arnoldswaggerson6938]

Michel

[@jx995]

@@arnoldswaggerson6938 She identifies as Michel now.

[@simplyanarchy9197]

R/cursedcomments

[@diakounknown1225]

*giggles*

[@daemonace5910]

Michael's (math) Magic aka mmm

[@KhAnubis]

To be fair, he wasn‘t /exactly/ lying in the title

[@FreakishSmilePA]

I never knew you were into DONGs 😏

[@michaelogunbayo5344]

He did with the thumbnail

[@-AAA-147]

It's technically true, the best kind of true.

[@yungrich6188]

it is misleading thought

[@TwinAquarius484]

/r/technicallythetruth

[@nbgav]

Jake HOW DARE YOU give us a dvd screensaver that doesn’t hit the corner!

[@jul_li]

It was the biggest disappointment of my day

[@LanceOperative]

I was also waiting for this :'( 2020 is a dark year indeed

[@matiasguillermosandoval8292]

It left me with exagerated anxiety

[@shadesofvioletcat]

I read this before reaching the end of the video and thought it was a metaphor for the only fans click bait XD

[@tokyosour4215]

I sat there staring with such intensity only to be let down :( Whyyyyyy Jake, whyyyyyyyyyy

[@BON3SMcCOY]

This man tricked us into a DONG after Michael said they aren't allowed to say dong anymore

[@Dorumin]

Another reason Vsauce3 is the favorite

[@tomanderson558]

D!NG, the name this channel has *always* gone by..

[@aradtzin9632]

why aren't they?

[@cubeofcheese5574]

When did Michael say that?

[@daemonace5910]

'V'-sauce, 'DONG'. I think something has always been implied.. and foreshadowed

[@SACKSAM180]

I’ve never clicked so fast.

[@piyush811]

Same

[@jacob_urboi]

same

[@Gavin_Russell]

Same

[@navinadhari1560]

😂

[@tronpig]

XD

[@Yalikejazzboi]

Top tier click-bait right here, I'm not even mad.

[@icelordpermabear6791]

5:50 that is quite unfortunate Jake, but hey, you wouldn't have gifted us all your amazing videos that you've created over the years.

[@austinevans]

Jake you know I need the DONG

[@triage242]

Yeah, me too!

[@cookedoven9914]

Wth this only has 15 upvotes and its a verified youtube star

[@de00prolazr_47]

This is Austin

[@mufradr]

fourth reply 💪 💵💵

[@de00prolazr_47]

Bring Back this is Austin

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[@xbasgamesx]

Hello There Man Of Culture As Well

[@chrisppx]

So this is where DONGs come from

[@marzappel8858]

😳😂

[@crazyprof5349]

The perfect clickbait doesnt exis... Vsauce3:

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Best news I've heard all week

[@xbasgamesx]

*Year

[@Pearg0ld]

I'm glad Mr. Un, you seem like a bombastic guy

[@fufucu_]

Mr.un it's a pleasure

[@nguyenhoanglong420]

Yes COMRADE :)

[@jakethewolfie119]

All you hear is good news. Legitimate news, too. 100% authentic news.

[@genericalias6307]

It’s an Only Fans account. He sells only fans. Personally I think the fans are really fan-cy.

[@Felix-ve9hs]

Im not a fan of his fans

[@meowjustme6865]

Punz

[@uberboat4512]

Well he only sells fans

[@isaakwinkle5305]

NOOOOO

[@biko9824]

Thanks Peter Parker profile picture person.

[@PunkWithACamera]

"I like men now." - Ralph wiggums

[@shogun2215]

I hope we never lose these DONGs. There's something about your voice and Chudnow's music that brings happy feelings.

[@PrestoJacobson]

I don't think we'll lose these. I'm reminded that Jake already had cancer and that we're going to lose him and everyone we love, though probably not any time "soon."...I agree that his voice and chudnow's music are soothing. 😌

[@rpanda6710]

4:37 Michael: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move Jake: *uno reverse card*

[@f1l603]

Woa, I actually expected an OF, and got swiftly moved into dongs. Can't say I'm mad

[@Chris-lo3gk]

Wh- why would you be mad...

[@MortisMedia]

Bro. 🤣

[@WQIOPA]

Bro.

[@shwetangpathak]

Bro.

[@-phantasm-]

Bro.

[@comit8077]

Bro.

[@im_aleey]

Bro.

[@guyguy463]

I love his seemingly rekindled enthusiasm. DONG, LÜT, and AAK are back and I’m loving it! Please keep them coming

[@IABITVpresents]

what about IMG?

[@aahilsayan]

I really wonder how the thumbnail was created 😂😂

[@goro-swagkechi707]

we need behind the scenes for...uh.. educational purposes

[@kalliste01]

He mentioned on Instagram that he's covered by a shirt. But you can always pretend he's not :) instagram.com/p/CIWSowMhz3z/

[@SilverVolo]

I WILL SUBSCRIBE Edit: I should've waited. Ill buy it when I got money.

[@comit8077]

@@delve_ does papa know

[@musesesesese]

Ive never clicked so fast in my life im so confused

[@nightlord7277]

Same

[@omegabet3912]

MyNoise! One of the best things I've ever discovered, no joke. Really appreciating the mention here!

[@abelbarron9180]

I remember they mentioned this site on one of their earliest DONG videos on the first Vsauce channel, pretty cool to see it back

[@danjohnson5618]

I hope these videos come back I really enjoyed watching them. Thanks Jake from Vsauce and from State Farm.

[@VinderTwelve]

10/10 Troll

[@idkhonestly7163]

YOOO

[@maruchanramen3500]

LET’S GOOOOO

[@bruhbruhboy434]

I litteraly said the same thing when i saw the title

[@ericsilver9401]

saw that edit lol

[@VinderTwelve]

@@ericsilver9401 I updated the comment as I saw the video lol

[@claudiuscarlat8638]

why is this on Vsauce3 and not on DING(DONG)

[@DieysonGomesCC]

dammit Jake, why raise my expectations like this?

[@CanadianOptionsTrader]

That same Bitcoin story happened to pretty much everyone watching this!

[@metashrew]

5:33 I'm not sure if this is based on a true story or not, but I wouldn't be surprised.

[@woohoojazelyn]

wait i love myNoise, it's been extremely helpful in quarantine while trying to do homework for remote classes ! i'm a fan of the medieval rpg soundscapes :)

[@laylover7621]

That fluid simulator was literally my live wallpaper for a while. Love it.

[@Virtually_Char]

I came to Jake's Only-Fans announcement to see his D.O.N.G, wasn't disappointed.

[@Gumbocinno]

I can already tell you're reading these comments and realizing how much money you would make.

[@McHeisenburger]

I’ve need duped. never again will you gain my trust, Jake.

[@crying2emoji5]

It’s so nostalgic and nice to watch your videos, thanks for releasing some, love u

[@patchinator6]

Omg Jake, thank you so much, I knew you would come through for us. For all of our Fans needs.

[@matteo8087]

This series is so damn good. Useful. Fun. It's AWESOOOOME

[@corn_bread6104]

Dang thought this was the egirl ive been waiting on🙄

[@orangemonks894]

Bro

[@Kolateak_]

That mynoise one is a CLASSIC Didn't Michael do that ages ago back on the main channel?

[@arunkannan3002]

Bring it ON! I have been waiting for DONG LIKE FOREVER! LOVE IT!

[@FireMagmaTea]

Why did I click this when I got the notificatio

[@appleguese]

Don't play with my feelings like this Jake

[@1na_muse]

3:19 The ad... That was smooth man!

[@Instinct101B]

I was just thinking about vsauce3 today. I wonder how the baking has come along.

[@Pllayer064]

The most wholesome clickbait ever

[@jorandebraekeleer7557]

So has everyone forgotten about D!ng?

[@peterhannon801]

I was so excited to see it and I just got more excited as it went

[@kys7615]

what all of sudden so many uploads? im loving it!

[@zackcristescu7560]

Is he going crazy? JAKE U OK??

[@wokeupinapanic]

Ugh, that bitcoin bit at the end hit me where I live...

[@SteveJobzz]

how much did you have

[@9usuck0]

They are coming back! I always loved these dongs and lut.

[@pianoguy9300]

That "Just Do It Later" Shirt was hillariious *AND* brought nostalgia!

[@jeorfryemuntgumry3565]

I've been waiting for this. Love you and your body LETS GOOOO Your body of work.

[@BurneyJJ]

I thought he was gonna say at the middle of the vid, "and time to introduce my ACTUAL only fans"

[@CringePoop]

I didn't know the DONG series was still going on. I love this series!

[@jonathanorlando1294]

I just want the DVD thing to hit a corner perfectly

[@bradchan5615]

Hi

[@FireMagmaTea]

Your 1st congrats

[@FireMagmaTea]

Let’s try and get this to a top comment. 😄

[@bradchan5615]

@@senik_8766 Hi

[@bradchan5615]

@@FireMagmaTea Hi

[@Starius65]

He played us like a damn fiddle.

[@niknutnerd6708]

I want these back for real. I used to watch these all the time

[@coldmanrules]

These returning of the classics has been what I been waiting for.

[@dankweedo]

*reads title* Me: _unbuckles belt_

[@varytea3983]

I NEEDED a hub for containing my pure love for fans. Thank you Jake for creating this.

[@xXjuanpablo1403Xx]

Freaking fluid transitions, great job

[@neutrino137]

If I get a reply from Vsauce3 then my day is made

[@FireMagmaTea]

Ok

[@neutrino137]

@@FireMagmaTea it's impossible

[@smartaleckduck4135]

Damn I’ve been waiting for this

[@Enlaceeee]

I've been loving the classic Vsauce series

[@Varizen87]

I'm loving the classic VS3 content

[@accelrobles4804]

We've all been waiting for this

[@bruh2636]

Id never thought I’d see the day

[@endingeternity9775]

Oh, I’ve seen the fluid simulator! We used the random button at school when I was younger, and it was my favorite one. It got banned when some kid found deviantart on it.

[@Sleksin]

I feel like I saw Gridland on a DONG like 5 years ago and later ended up playing it for a few hours.

[@tonypatino1765]

If you show me this I can make the fastest cps world record.

[@hex1lexi88]

Never have I clicked on a notification so fast 😩

[@jeffersonmcgee9560]

Missed these kinds of videos

[@peppermintmiso4341]

I love the Are you okay one. Never thought I'd need a check, but here I am~

[@charlieorr2875]

boy this BETTER be real edit: i’m so sad

[@lawl756]

Let me buy it already Edit: Thought it was Michaels OnlyFans, disappointed now

[@potionseller2083]

Please please keep some if these shows going. Doesnt have to be often, maybe even only a few times a year.

[@Povilaz]

Classic Vsauce3 is the best Vsauce3. Now we need Classic Vsauce 1 and 2 to come back.

[@zachariahbarbour688]

can classic vsauce be the next best holiday of december?

[@m0nSt3rBawls]

"Like the kid from blank check!" The throwback

[@JeskidoYT]

Good job on getting the website.

[@user-kf2lm5td7m]

I’ve missed your DONG videos so much!

[@michaelwilkes0]

I actually do have a favorite fan. Its a very particular type of carpet drying fan. I own 3 of them and use them every day. Not for carpet drying, I just like the profile of the air stream that it produces.

[@abnormality1615]

I was waiting for the dvd logo to hit the corner

[@atillar13]

Never knew I needed that outro until now

[@qzbnyv]

I’m seeing an uptick in Jake content frequency lately! Whether it’s the algo or an an increase in output, am happy either way :-)

[@joshboye1427]

The IKEA museum. I guess at this wonderful year I will watch that as well.

[@noncreativearts5360]

Omg we used to do the Jackson pollock art sim in school lol

[@swag_flamingo]

Can’t wait to see the those shapes

[@xxManscapexx]

Nothing feels better than when the DVD logo hits the corner

[@rowanaboat4523]

DVD has never been so majestic o7

[@iadtag1853]

I like that DONG found a home in Vsauce3

[@ChadOHara98]

These recent videos have been a breath of fresh air.

[@andro_king]

I love how much V3 is uploading

[@ultraman_99]

You had me sexi- i mean scared! You had me scared there for a moment buddy.