Anonymous Confessions Gone Wrong

[@kentobox]

Right after the line "rodent testicle stew" an ad for the Bible started playing. Even KZbin knows how godless whisper is

[@johnmckenna5782]

I hear that in Japan at some restaurants they have a sauce that is actually fish semen. I am all for trying new things, but I think I would have to pass on that one. Nothing against Japan though if I had the money it would be cool to visit.

[@sakuraemerald3288]

My ad told me I should eat with beer.

[@funkyastro1215]

I GOT A DOMINO'S PIZZA AD LMFAO😭

[@sofie8502]

I got a baking ad ✋💀

[@hammahpheasant6620]

MINE WAS DOOR DASH WTF

[@t.h.e.weasel1337]

I wouldn't mind having a GF named "Beef." I'd callback to that old commercial "Beef. It's what's for dinner!"

[@-x_moon_x-]

bro 😭 i kinda hate how good this is-

[@arizonathecatlover]

why

[@t.h.e.weasel1337]

@@arizonathecatlover Should I go older? "Where's the Beef?!"

[@P.cookie]

I have my bf saved in my phone as "beef" because of that one Tumblr post and I always make jokes like that

[@_Funaroma]

Make a tasteless joke with Arby’s “we’ve got the beef”. Say they got kidnapped and just go there for lunch.

[@jenniferl.8111]

“Honey WHY ARE WE GETTING A DIVORCE” *SCREAMS* “YOU DON’T LIKE PRINGLES” “WE HAVE THREE CHILDREN TOGETHER” “NO ONE CARES DARRYL”

[@lilyslavender]

Wow 1st reply of this comment that has 500+ likes!

[@qwellyboy]

Why was this so funny?

[@urinaldivider]

3rd reply of comment with 1.6k likes

[@urinaldivider]

in a year

[@lisarenaldo]

Hahaha

[@estherx4075]

Rodent testicle stew sounds like 2 things: 1. A spell cast by my aunt to expel the lebain out of me. 2. Something Charles Boyle would bring to the Christmas party.

[@SoVidushi]

Omgg i thought of charles too. I sorta impulsively do any time i hear about weird food and non-food. Nine nine!

[@xx_d0ra3m0n_xx]

That’s sounds delicious ngl

[@tuesfay]

oh yeah boyle would totally eat something like that

[@cheripanda613]

That is 110% a Boyle and Genevieve thing Next to “shampooing her hair, that’s very romantic”

[@Iceymeltedagain]

Charles would 100% crave that all the time.

[@mok7913]

Me : *paranoid that there's a serial killer in my VERY safe house* also Me : *uses an internet app to release information the world doesn't need to know and honestly shouldn't*

[@s29nv1sr1]

"I think every woman has a bit of ✨ lebain ✨ in them nowadays" Me who realized I was bi in quarantine: 👁️👄👁️

[@jkolade9362]

i support ya

[@thatrantinggirl7376]

Lmao same

[@faenene]

Me too! But I’m pan/ace haha

[@daylight137]

same

[@laramorada8234]

Im demi... lavato- i mean demisexual

[@Pepeperez357]

School: stressing Food: unavailable Friends: fighting Emily: Posted Day: worth it

[@andrewsucks6711]

Honey are you ok?

[@djubalie]

Fr, you good?

[@Pepeperez357]

Why yes thanks for the concern but I'm ok ksksksksksk. The "food" part may sound concerning but I'm not going through starving levels of poverty, the stores are just all closed and we got nothing on the house right now lol

[@toddboxas8273]

Hotel: trivago

[@alannadcarmo]

@@toddboxas8273 yes.

[@lennoxbonnie5210]

she's really one of the few people who can make me laugh by just standing there😭

[@saraira]

That's BùlLyIñG :/

[@Annaissopretty]

@@saraira how? .

[@yurmama]

@@Annaissoprettyr/swoosh

[@Jadeddoxy]

Yeah lol, she's really funny

[@JAM661]

​@@sarairaWhat are you talking about. She is funny and it more then just what she says.

[@cadebowman4582]

Thank you for the prolonged ending the abruptness of the original ending was quite distressing

[@ltsthereverbforme1718]

I love it when she gets Sponsored cuz those videos are extra funny

[@ltsthereverbforme1718]

@@emmasteinke4503 OMG ABBY CLASSIC I WATCHED A REACTION VIDEO ABOUT YOU by this girl named "coutreezy"

[@daylight137]

@@emmasteinke4503 your description 😭

[@firelordzuko7713]

lol i love her skits

[@ltsthereverbforme1718]

@@firelordzuko7713 OMG ZUKO I loved you in avatar i wish i could bend fire lol

[@ltsthereverbforme1718]

@@emmasteinke4503 Lol yeah

[@valensaints]

eYE- the twice poster in the background like yES we love twice in this household

[@user-ho6fk3hh2d]

PLEASE i was staring at it for so longgg

[@chubster05]

fAnCyYy yOoOoOuUuUu

[@MB-cr2tc]

The onceification of Not Even Emily

[@pommielade]

i noticed just now,,,

[@TWICE.FIGHTING]

That was the first thing I noticed. I like her even more now 🤧♥️

[@marinkelepolo5530]

The words dysphoria, dysmorphia is when you find flaws in yourself that aren't there 💜

[@ittybittykibibyte]

But isn't dysphoria when a trans person is uncomfortable/upset with their genitalia? Which would make the flaw real?

[@honsools]

@@ittybittykibibyte that's gender dysphoria. dysphoria in general just means dissatisfaction or unhappiness, contrary to euphoria. along with that, gender dysphoria is not only dissatisfaction with genitalia, but there are also other things to have gender dysphoria of that's been linked with gender in general and/or by society, such as physique and stuff (correct me if i'm wrong)

[@novemberblake9505]

@@ittybittykibibyte dysphoria is just the opposite of euphoria. Trans people are in distress because of their gender assigned at birth so they have *gender* dysphoria. On the other hand gender euphoria exists as well :)

[@viviswrld494]

@@ittybittykibibyte no youre thinking about gender dysporia

[@capylost]

no....

[@beag88]

BYE “some thoughts are better left unsaid” BBEBSHSBBS

[@shinkurasha8061]

Emily apologizing for her abrupt ending is me apologizing for when i have an emotional breakdown in front of one of my friends and suddenly saying lmao at the end

[@serenjoondipy4767]

Her:talking about ray con Me:singing I can’t stop me

[@Barbie4429]

Same 😂😂😂

[@leavemealonepls2233]

risky risk wiggy wiggy this is an emergency 🚨

[@serenjoondipy4767]

@@leavemealonepls2233 help me help me somebody stop me cause I know I can’t stope me

[@leelee-nx4en]

gotta love the *anonymous* confession from the person who had lice, how considerate

[@talkthattalkl-o-v-e7624]

WAIT ARE YOU A ONCE!!?!?!? CAUSE LIKE I AM AND I SEE ANGELS FROM HEAVEN GLOWING ON YOUR WALL AND YEAH LIKE I WANNA KNOW!!!!!! (what is love)...

[@rogue-lemon]

What's a once?

[@rsarin18]

@@rogue-lemon A fan of the girl group Twice

[@talkthattalkl-o-v-e7624]

@@rogue-lemon So there's this Kpop group named Twice and their fandom name is Once you should check them out they have tons upon tons of bops periodt.

[@chloeisrlycool]

your profile picture hurts me in a good way

[@ashutoshmishra8423]

@@talkthattalkl-o-v-e7624 that pfp is the best thing ever😂

[@markaged]

Anytime I think of the whisper app, I remember my dad used to use it to constantly make daily, thinly vailed posts that were all thirsting for a specific girl he knew, but like, you can sort whispers by location, and when you did, it would be clearly obvious to anyone in their social circle that he posted the whisper, and who it was directed towards, and I just... the cringe made me lose all respect for him forever

[@bread3474]

WHAT THE HELL 😶😶😶

[@markaged]

@@bread3474 I didn't know I needed a reaction like that, turns out I did, so thank you XD

[@expedition346]

“cringe” is not strong enough to describe this…

[@nemesisempyree1519]

As a Lebanese, we used to go at the restaurant pretty often, and it’s only ten years later that I realized there were beef testicles on the menu. The worst thing is that it’s usually my parents who order a lot of stuff that we put in the middle to share, and it had been like this all my life, so when I found out, I started panicking over every suspicious piece of meat because I didn’t really know what they were

[@naylan4478]

Addison Rae's testicles were on the menu? (I'm sorry lol)

[@watcbd]

3 views, 46 likes. Shit, I think Emily is gonna figure out we've been liking multiple times to boost her self esteem.

[@daniiC21]

I HATE THAT APP SO MUCH I TALKED ABOUT MY DEPRESSION THERE AND A FRIEND BACK THEN FOUND OUT IT WAS ME AND THEN SHE SAW MY CRINGEY THOUGHTS (not the depression ones, actual cringe ones)

[@yochiokeke7773]

I thought it was anonymous....how did she find out?😭😭

[@daniiC21]

@@yochiokeke7773 I was on a dumb school group. I don’t remember well but there was a group for people from my school (I think you had to give your location and be accepted into the group?) and I was part of it because I wanted to see the drama. Also I think you could go to someone’s profile and see all their posts so my friend went there and connected the dots

[@zelles9769]

She was speaking facts about pringles feeling there chips to the top 🥴

[@cinny1313]

But there's less chips in a Pringles can than in chip bags and they're more expensive, at least where i live

[@thegreat21294]

Raycon's probably super jealous that Pringles unintentionally got that smooth sponsorship transition moment

[@heylol8271]

Bestie when I get a notification for ur vids I literally get a snack like ur so entertaining-

[@notevenemily]

Awwwww this is so cute 😁😁😁😁

[@squeenlet1236]

@@notevenemily Streets ft Noah Miller

[@-chenlanying5818]

@@notevenemily hey, i can't find the twitter account

[@janeasron2943]

" i find it extremely sexy when a man enjoys pringles" me with two tube of pringles in my hand: wtf

[@Tornnnado]

oh my god 🥵

[@anshuchoudhary5081]

0:33-0:35, When noteven emily said, "We're off to great start" sarcastically, I laughed and I was almost going to choke on my V8 energy drink.

[@abbywingate2296]

Man I would choke too if I was drinking v8

[@kattie2185]

You edited is so now it's gone :/

[@anshuchoudhary5081]

@@kattie2185 my mistake. I won't do it again.

[@blank__1]

it’s the dead sarcasm for me what an icon

[@khadijah3827]

the question is always "should we?" when it comes to whisper confessions

[@2amanon78]

nothing better than to start ur day with a dose of not even emily

[@penguinshuu]

I’m gonna steal that Twice poster from her 🗿

[@valensaints]

same

[@faenene]

Not if I steal it first

[@lenaiskira5079]

Same

[@rsarin18]

Jokes on all of you I'm stealing it as we speak

[@penguinshuu]

@@rsarin18 damn maybe next time 🥲

[@looniverse_believer6609]

Risky risky wicky wicky this is an emergency 💖

[@yoinkysploinky_]

Ayo I think I saw you in a boyfriend asmrs comment section😃👍

[@looniverse_believer6609]

@@yoinkysploinky_ looks like we both have ✨excellent ✨ taste ✋😅

[@bearcat2183]

WICKY WICKY 😭😭😭

[@adettessubs444]

Help me help me somebody stop me

[@looniverse_believer6609]

@@adettessubs444 cause I know I can’t stop me

[@sevval_ksy]

"Every night we say grace like this;" *starts rapping Super Bass* LMAO

[@aspillust]

"I'm just imagining a hairy, smelly, sweaty, moist, man just like inhaling pringles at an alarming rate, you know, just piles of crumbs and drool dripping down his face-" Emily I am EATING

[@brídeann]

3:55 the way you said lebain sounds like “le bean” which is Irish for “with a woman”

[@lilitallgiraffe5953]

Not gonna lie the hand movement after the sponsorship was smooth

[@cxellez]

serving very much supervillain

[@klutzydraconequus7405]

I'M DYING bc the music at 1:19 is the same as the intro music for my prerecorded anatomy lectures 😭😭

[@krishactpatel]

waiting for the day when she says, "tons of celebrities love raycon, like me"

[@taylors.version.13]

This is why Pinterest whispers are better 😭

[@jell._.y]

emily's vocabulary and imagination are out of this world

[@zango3134]

She reacts in the best way to all of these.

[@sisco47]

Lmfao dying laughing. Emily's ending makes me think that she the friend that you'll say "okay cool see you later". However she will still hang around for a minimum of 2 minutes in silence or just random mini goodbye rant. Probably one of the top outtros out there.

[@Anna-si4ck]

Emily, you are an icon. nothing happened I just thought you should know :)

[@Trynsa]

The ad transition, I legit snorted. I mean, the setup was allergies, but the follow-through was all Emily. So thank you.

[@maggie5621]

I can tell this is going to be very funny! 😃 Love your videos Emily!

[@bweeple3590]

3:35 love the depictions she lays out for us to imagine 🤩🥰😍

[@mariahjhala3113]

Let's just take a moment to appreciate the Twice poster.

[@zoyaahmed938]

The way she says something funny, so seriously always get me cracked up

[@alexmonroe6675]

It's 5am and I have to wake up early but this is far more important

[@goodnessmirikwe6595]

That Barb prayer got me through school today thanks 😂

[@IzzyRose77]

4:25 we got pills to pop and trees to chop 😭😭😂😂😂

[@justruthh]

I’ve been into the mcyt fandom so much I read “Emily notfound” but she was found on the whisper app-

[@xtasch9595]

I never knew I needed to hear the phrase rat scroti until tonight

[@feliciaroseantonia]

This felt like one of those gross out sequences from an episode of Total Drama

[@mariwiwi]

Emily, you made my day. I was feeling really crappy and just grabbed my phone to set the alarm for tomorrow, and I saw that you uploaded this. I love your sense of humor, you're amazing and I honestly hope that you live a happy life surrounded by people who make you laugh just as much as you make us all laugh (if not more)!

[@liaavv_4959]

The funniest queen has posted

[@akeshu77]

'hey, what do you want from the Make a Wish foundation?' 'make me OBESE.'

[@valeriaferrari9737]

5:26 If she doesn't want to meet Spiderman I will gladly do it for her 😌

[@sanjanaishas2096]

8:40 i knew super bass was coming omg

[@shadowcat4529]

"aggressive warts" i'm dying 🤣💀💀

[@rocco3605]

I love how you didn’t verbally acknowledge the Patrick Star picture. 😭😭

[@devious.esotericgrllll]

This is why Pinterest whispers are better than the ones on the actual Whisper app.

[@thisiscj8748]

Her expressions actually kill me💯💯💯

[@brokenegg4714]

I used to go on the whisper app and make the most outlandish, yet real seeming confessions

[@soepwashere]

I had a bad day today but this video gave me a good laugh so thanks helping me end the day on a good note!

[@gloriousgal9958]

I didn't expect this video to make me laugh so much, it's been too long since I have laughed out loud, thank you for this.

[@moragra8873]

12:15 you are giving some strong "because is so sharp" azula's vibes

[@kardeaf3493]

I had a jaw surgery last week and I'm laughing so hard at your videos it puts me in most excruciating pain but I cant' stop anyway. Love you

[@amukthapotato1102]

0:53 Ariana Grande “Break Free” style

[@lamaisthecoolest]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@Blue.Jay_]

The background to the my mom found my pee drawer one though-

[@ssnowypug]

got so excited when i saw u posted!!!

[@rainaraina4325]

Oh my god you have a twice poster!🖤

[@talkthattalkl-o-v-e7624]

like is she a once?!?

[@rainaraina4325]

@@talkthattalkl-o-v-e7624 she said she likes kpop and twice so yes

[@talkthattalkl-o-v-e7624]

@@rainaraina4325 in this video?? or somewhere else

[@rainaraina4325]

@@talkthattalkl-o-v-e7624 in another video, she has a video about kpop

[@idraw4funs796]

I love the Nicki Minaj prayer might add it to my night time routine

[@seez6963]

your so underrated, it hurts 😩

[@plutopassionfruit]

love to see the eye wide open poster.. such a great album

[@sasha_bean]

sorry I'm two minutes late I was in the shower but I'm here and ready to be blessed with quality content

[@wonyfaerie]

I SEE YOU WITH THAT EYES WIDE OPEN POSTER 👀👀

[@KobraKid12]

The twice poster in the back is the most real thing that's ever realed

[@winter.star4]

FRRR

[@Allyfyn]

I just LOVE the like to dislike ratio

[@starmy5214]

That twice poster be chilling on the wall tho...

[@lucianaolmstead1104]

so my phone has this thing that it connects randomly to my dad’s speaker and I was watching the video calmly with my earphones I my room and this part 7:50 starts playing downstairs 💀💀

[@VanillaCrackle]

you are SO brave for posting this... ( if you get it you get it)

[@sanake4708]

OMG I see that eyes wide open poster!! I have the same one!!!

[@jibrilonce7431]

THE POSTER- !!!!!!!

[@agatahighstein]

I was dying of laughter the entire time I couldn't breathe.

[@Coolcottonwood08]

I hope you have a great weekend too Emily. Thanks again for the awkwardly long and unnecessarily drawn out wishes! 😄👍

[@christine.1668]

I woke up at 7am only to find out we don't have class for that subject. I'm still tired and sleepy from doing works last night and seeing the notif emily posted made my morning a lot better

[@folieadont6870]

You really deserve more subscribers. I'm always entertained by your skits and sense of humor. 👍

[@franminanicollier9431]

"Hey where's your bathroom?" "Dunno." "You don't know?" "Never seen it."

[@demitwice]

Emily becoming the president of onces

[@thegreenmanofnorwich]

Did you ever hear about "Di another day"? It was a proposal for a comic featuring a princess Diana reanimated and with superpowers. I think it was rejected for being too crass.

[@benjaminsierra5664]

Emily: "I hope you guys um". Me: I wouldn't even wish that on my worst enemy.

[@kylascustoms4001]

As a make a wish kid myself I can confidently say that we all dream of having quadruple chins and to be obese.

[@TA-ll3lc]

BISHHHH I catch that Twice poster in the backgroundddd 👀👀

[@tillyb9383]

ONCES unit Look behind her🍭

[@nicolefernandez-greene8556]

GURL I DID NOT JUST SEE THE EYES OPEN POSTER ON YOUR WALL. I wanna cry I got the album but the company didn't give me the poster bcs of some misprint or smth. Honestly a banger though, and it looks amazing on your wall.

[@lennoxbonnie5210]

Love you Emily🖤

[@i5livz669]

emily bestie dont be shy hand over the twice girlies 😩✋‼️

[@hoshitenminutes]

Omg Emily, you're ONCE too!!! That's so nice to know 💗

[@brettboswell19]

“I wanna be obese” oh no no trust, you do not want the experience of your wii fit declaring your obesity as a child… in front of your family and friends… that one is better as a bullet dodged i promise 😂

[@TWICE.FIGHTING]

Omggggg. The EYES WIDE OPEN album poster in the back! Emily is a ONCE too? I like her even more now 🤧♥️