Apple are like my landlord. Puts rent up by 25% but nothing changes 😂
@Tearoze2 ай бұрын
You win 😂
@ELITECMDR6662 ай бұрын
Stop it 🤣🤣🤣
@Xavierdredeuce2 ай бұрын
Well said
@voidvoid51512 ай бұрын
At this point just take a part of your salary for food and bills and give him the rest lol
@MaxPowers12452 ай бұрын
Who invented the thing ..genius?
@Ravensclawed2 ай бұрын
Apple slander, I'm here for it.
@kamm30212 ай бұрын
🍎: Yesterday's technology for tomorrow's prices
@Sabundy2 ай бұрын
Exactly. Will never understand the hype Apple' is able to generate
@sameersheriff70782 ай бұрын
Guys as long as tim cooks around don't expect any ground breaking changes !!! He'll sell you same stuff over and over with excellent marketing as much as he can stifling innovation !!!!
@EggEnjoyer2 ай бұрын
iPhone users be like “we don’t care about those features anyway 🙄” And then they lose their mind when they finally get widgets 15 years later
@stevehornsby77272 ай бұрын
@@EggEnjoyerso true 😂
@Smeg19842 ай бұрын
Na that's Pixel, Tensor can't even beat a old iPhone 😂 slow soc, slow storage and crappy modem but it's got shitty AI 😂
@eenayeah2 ай бұрын
The notch on the iPhone being as welcome as a turd in a pool... Uncle Spurt truly is a poet of the modern times!
@udvarhelyibalint2 ай бұрын
it sank a bit recently and partly dissolved, it used to float on top
@12Rosen2 ай бұрын
ion get why people hate the notch so much :sob:
@girlsdrinkfeck2 ай бұрын
The notch is not required that's why. Even a punch hole camera is dumb @@12Rosen
@immortallix2 ай бұрын
I just want bezels and buttons back
@charlesconnaughton7292Ай бұрын
That description of the apple notch is best I've seen made me smile.
@phixi0n2 ай бұрын
60Hz on the base model is a travesty.
@shahidmirza11382 ай бұрын
Dude give it up, no one cares besides geeks. It’s not a huge feature for majority of people.
@devilkazumi5782 ай бұрын
@shahidmirza1138 alright you enjoy that slow ass shit I'm sticking to 120 hertz
@sameersheriff70782 ай бұрын
This is what happens if you put guys like time cook who's know for being sales person cares about profit more than innovation and if he doesn't step down apple might be heading for a decline sooner rather than later !!!!
@wbunnage2 ай бұрын
I don’t disagree, but the pixel 8 (same price) has a 120hz screen but is a much worse experience due to the constant stuttering the second you leave the home screen. In that price range only the SD gen 2/3 seem to be able to supply 120 frames regardless of the screen. I switched from pixel 8 to iPhone 15 and whilst I preferred android 14 the iPhone hardware is simply superior in every comparable way (battery, signal, thermals, top end performance, consistency of app support) except the screen which was equally as sharp and bright.
@gageabdul2 ай бұрын
@@sameersheriff7078 that inevitable delince might be needed
@trident13142 ай бұрын
Can always rely on uncle spurt to give apple a good slagging 😂
@ThomasAndy-qu8dp2 ай бұрын
they're asking for it with these prices .
@Mugen____2 ай бұрын
“I get my kicks Streaming your moms only fans channel” this guy is unhinged 🤣
@DavidBaudin2 ай бұрын
"As useful as a chastity belt in a brothel" is one of the most hilarious things I've heard in a while 😂😂😂
@themyth36862 ай бұрын
This is why I l subbed. Bro reviews phones for what they are. If a phone is copy paste like Apple, he says it's copy paste, if a phone has terrible battery like Google Pixel, he also says so
@robhughes85162 ай бұрын
And if it just plains sucks ass like the s24 lineup, he says so.
@8RaymondNguyen82 ай бұрын
At this point Apple’s just milking a dead cow.
@dixieflatline11892 ай бұрын
🐄 Mooo?
@Shaquille693552 ай бұрын
@@dixieflatline1189no mooing anymore, the cow's fully dead 😅
@shaun19002 ай бұрын
What utter, utter rubbish.
@crow19892 ай бұрын
@@shaun1900 udder udder rubbish
@benjervis25382 ай бұрын
They are a trillion dollar company and your broke ass is siting there claiming they are dead. That’s like the filthy peasant outside the castle walls shouting at the king thinking it makes the slightest bit of difference. Apple is killing it and so is Samsung. They have loyal customers that enjoy their products and anyone that thinks Apple is a dead cow needs a brain examination.
@Dillvn2 ай бұрын
I really want to switch to Android. I’m so bored of iPhones and tired of having to buy a pro for 120hz display. What’s sad is Apple will still sell those 60hz display phones so there is no reason for them to upgrade them. Most iPhone users aren’t tech savvy. They could honestly resell the iPhone 7 in pink and they would buy it.
@YourAnimeOtaku2 ай бұрын
Do it bro. Trust me i escaped the iphone matrix in highschool back in 2016 and i never regretted it. The experience will feel more free and u can pick any device of ur choice and they all have the stuff u wanted in the iphone for less of a cost.
@phixi0n2 ай бұрын
My first was an original iPhone SE, kept that for many years until I switched to S23. Sadly, Android Auto is sh*t and I get audio stuttering issues, so this time I'm going back to iPhone because CarPlay is just way more reliable. Can't seem myself spending thousands on the Pro model but I am going to really miss 120Hz.
@chrismorel18372 ай бұрын
Tead your iPhone on the Google store! A new pixel 9 pro is waiting for you!
@Dillvn2 ай бұрын
@@phixi0n that’s what makes it hard for sure. With iPhones things like CarPlay just work better. I hear social media apps aren’t that good on Android either. I don’t care about FaceTime or iMessage or AirDrop etc. I do however want the things i use daily to work well. CarPlay is a big one. I thought about keeping an old iPhone around just for the car and maybe some social media apps. I don’t think i could just go all in i’d have to ease my way out of the ecosystem.
@Dillvn2 ай бұрын
@@YourAnimeOtaku yeah i’ve had an iPhone since 2009 with the 3GS i’m so deep into the ecosystem. My whole life is on iCloud. I wish it was easier. How did you go about moving all your stuff over? I tried the S23 Ultra back when it was released but i couldn’t get everything to switch over and the stuff that did was a scrambled mess nothing was in order by date anymore. LOVED the phone but had to return it.
@kevinlau63722 ай бұрын
Apple ran out of ideas since iPhone 13.
@SamuelKiriama2 ай бұрын
Leave my mom alone 😂😭
@shankthenoob2 ай бұрын
lol uncle spurt was spot on with tim mimicry 😂
@Ryan110372 ай бұрын
6.9" is just insane. I kinda hate my note 20 ultra because of that
@LosPompadores2 ай бұрын
How about the 6.8" for the Pixel Pro XL. Is that good?
@WonsOibaf2 ай бұрын
No !! Thats why Im waiting for my normal pixel 9 pro 😂@@LosPompadores
@Conannnnn2 ай бұрын
lol same. Tired of my 15pro max. Its too big. 6.3 is the max size I would go for.
@p.o.p.e2 ай бұрын
The bezels shrunk over the years so 6.8 from years ago is relatively bigger than one from recent years
@Tking12 ай бұрын
Go for 21 ultra still the best for me Heard 25 ultra will be better can't wait
@kovu2232 ай бұрын
Guys, please remember that the fact that base models will have "the new chip" is just re-branding, it is the same situation as with A16 and A17 pro chips in Iphones 15s lineup, just the naming changed to please the audience
@baldyhead2 ай бұрын
It's only 28% of the world smart phone using population that continues to be brainwashed. 60hz screens and 8gb of ram and a design from a time when those specs were just about ok. Amazing!
@sarankirthic45322 ай бұрын
Apple must give atleast 120 Hz as standard for all phones, 60Hz is like having a lavish lifestyle but for transportation will be using public transport.i don't care about the Ram's though. The processor is good and 15 pro max has 8 gb ram and on par with s24 ultra in performance.
@sprinkleddonuts60942 ай бұрын
@@sarankirthic4532who says they MUST?
@sarankirthic45322 ай бұрын
@@sprinkleddonuts6094 So do you think that at 800$ 60Hz is justified.
@Conannnnn2 ай бұрын
I have woken up from the dream. After 5 years of ios I've finally made the move to the pixel 9 pro can't wait for that. Soon as it comes it's bye bye to my iphone 15 pro max. Same phone same rubbish with insane price Increases. Had enough.
@ThomasAndy-qu8dp2 ай бұрын
@@sprinkleddonuts6094 if they're not assholes they must yes. Or they lower the price. 800 bucks for this is a joke.
@diamondminer87482 ай бұрын
Not even 10 seconds 😂😂
@julienalexander61132 ай бұрын
‼️‼️💯😂😂😂
@anandm58492 ай бұрын
Love that combination of British humor in tech... that chastity belt in a brothel analogy had me LMAO!! Great fun as usual!
@vterpko2 ай бұрын
you are officially the funniest tech KZbinr
@Richard_Details2 ай бұрын
The fan boys will still be queuing up overnight
@sameersheriff70782 ай бұрын
They're the reason why apple products sucks these days !!!! They're satisfied with spending over $1000 for same phone every year and its frustrating as people like others who likes apple products and want them to improve gets ignored !!!
@theemotionalremix2 ай бұрын
@@sameersheriff7078 in this business, the only thing that matters is sales. Since Apple has so many loyal customers, there's no incentive for them to improve their tech. We'll be stuck with less than impressive phones for years to come.
@Smeg19842 ай бұрын
No different from the idiots buying Pixels in fact at least the iPhone has good hardware imagine paying that much and getting a Tensor and Ufs 3.1 Storage and that shitty modem 😂😂😂
@fmulleady2 ай бұрын
@@Smeg1984not quite as many of them around haha.
@Adamtendo_player_1Ай бұрын
@@sameersheriff7078 why are you concerned with Apple products? Just focus on what you enjoy and what you like. Never understand android uses that bothered by people liking Apple products like myself the reason why Apple holds so much share is because of the ecosystem which is unparalleled there is nothing on the android side that is even comparable to Apple ecosystem and I think Google is the only one that comes close.
@garfrockbreadtroll2 ай бұрын
the moto man blesses us with his wisdom once more
@saturnblue2 ай бұрын
To the guy who survived 5 years in Australia, the reason the Huntsman spider comes in the house is because it his afraid of the much bigger spiders that live outside!
@DrunkWaffle2 ай бұрын
This guy is literally..... incredibly hilarious 😭
@nk-nn2ig2 ай бұрын
While i understand iPhones do not change their design if you take a look at both Google and Samsung they all looking more similar
@hellenhardy31442 ай бұрын
Both google and Samsung are copying apple now
@adventuresofa9jaguy322Ай бұрын
Are you having a laugh 😅
@Martin_Leyki2 ай бұрын
6.9" IP 16 Pro Max and still only 60Hz on primary Iphone 16....big fail.
@NickTaylor-Phantom-Works22 ай бұрын
Those crappy batteries, only 60hz, and a price i could buy a car for. Nah mate...
@pixelgaming72612 ай бұрын
Android tries to innovate while Apple tries to milk as much money as possible from others.
@Adamtendo_player_1Ай бұрын
Android even doesn’t innovate anymore, we are at the point of diminishing returns but feel free to continue to just blame Apple for it
@CertifiedMVP2 ай бұрын
The *ONLY* thing that could make me upgrade my day 1 PM14 is a huge battery upgrade (must be 5000 mAh and up) + A faster charging speed. But they neglect those every year...
@AggreyNyondwa2 ай бұрын
"Assuming you've sold off a couple of your least favourite siblings in order to afford one" 😂😂 Does he write this stuff?
Uncle Spurt excelled himself today. "A length of hose, a funnel, prune juice and an eager Dutch lad called Eric". Omg 😮 i spilled my bloody Duval Ale all over my shirt when he said that. Top notch imagery from the filthy modern poet that is Uncle Spurt 😊
@SattarM-ju3dv2 ай бұрын
It was the best introduction that I had seen in my whole life... well done
@Garret1410762 ай бұрын
When all phones look like an iphone, then Apple change the design
2 ай бұрын
most ultra cheap Chinese phones look like iphone
@sarankirthic45322 ай бұрын
Haven't you seen the new pixel 9 series. Google just made the phone just like iphones(Not taking about the camera design) but the overall design like rounded corners and frosted back panels.
@GotWord12 ай бұрын
Looks at samsung fe
@redeem58582 ай бұрын
You can’t tell me Apple didn’t set the industry standard. It might have gotten a few of androids feature but they truly set the motion and so many android manufacturers are trying to follow their footsteps.
@p.o.p.e2 ай бұрын
@@sarankirthic4532they’ve been moving like Apple for a minute
@car30302 ай бұрын
I take offense to all this Apple bashing, they’re going to give us new emojis! That’s awesome! 😂
@Tikinatti2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Tikinatti2 ай бұрын
I hoped they would ditch the Sharp edges and that camera notch, plus. 60hz is a big let down,
@iskenderiscanthere2 ай бұрын
Please don't censore your cursing. They stratches my ears.
@green_Mascheen2 ай бұрын
Next iPhone (16) gonna look like the last years Sony 5 model. Now we know where Apple took Inspiration 😂
@granvillehenderson7618Ай бұрын
Came for the review, stayed for the comedy....worth every moment. Great video.
@elginnowilliams3102 ай бұрын
New iphone 16 pro max new colour "brown"🤣🤮🤢. Or should I it called poop💩
@sameersheriff70782 ай бұрын
I'll say in a nutshell if Tim cook were around the time of iPhone 3s &4s then we'll still be using phones with same design !!!! 😂😂😂
@Rinnara212 ай бұрын
So glad I got the blue 15PM last year and won’t upgrade anytime soon cause the colours look so unappealing 😢
@leerobinson5902 ай бұрын
"Your Mum's Only Fans Channel". That's comedy gold...
@ImperatorSomnium2 ай бұрын
i'm here for the diarrhea rant
@liammoore5192Ай бұрын
Most anti Apple KZbinr I’ve seen
@javiergutierrez69072 ай бұрын
I’m honestly debating on trading my 15 pro max for the new pixel 9 tbh
@bjorn67062 ай бұрын
Do these new iphones still charge so idiotic slow?
@MeMoeMustafaAlnourАй бұрын
I always thought of you as a little obnoxious but honestly this was the most satisfying video about Apple I ever watched. mind you I'm a regular viewer of channel.
@CripticInfo2 ай бұрын
Can some bro help me choose between these two phones, Tecno pova 5 or the tecno spark 20 pro
@theemotionalremix2 ай бұрын
The day I buy an iPhone is the day when Tim Cook leaves Apple 👍
@Chocolate_Superman2 ай бұрын
The most annoying thing is they always hype up features they didn't even invent as their own
@yvmobile252 ай бұрын
Absolute QUALITY!!! perfect therapy after a shoddy Friday and thanks for the laughs esp the iPhone intro! Brilliant 10/10
@Bruceneuman2 ай бұрын
I am old and can barely keep up with you, but I wouldn’t miss an episode. Lots of fun. 😂
@beastsurfer6162 ай бұрын
3:20 , this scene literally had me dying 🤣🤣
@DeadPiixxel2 ай бұрын
smh
@railasvuo2 ай бұрын
So the same phone as last year, except now it's the same color as my shit
@seinfarage9959Ай бұрын
" the rent stays like a beforèè" 😂 quote from The Godfather 😂
@zh123456Ай бұрын
Always enjoy you're video's The highlight "Shenanigans are secret or dishonest activities that are typically complicated, humorous or interesting" Keep up the good work.
@sasori211532 ай бұрын
60hz on the base model this time of the year is unforgivable. Not worth the money
@Drs44322 ай бұрын
The reason why i love your channel so much is because of you. Your words are really good to hear
@Dwayne30072 ай бұрын
Bros just dissing everyone😂😭
@Pumaroman2 ай бұрын
Winchester Cathedral just killed me....🤣🤣🤣
@justinadams61672 ай бұрын
The iPhone update cycles of life are great for people who want a phone that will be supported for a long time, but since Google started offering 7 years of updates on their devices why the hell would you pay over $1,000 for a phone that has no ram and a big black pill at the top of everything
@rangerany51402 ай бұрын
Wow I had no idea Apple stole MagSafe from android and they have foldable phones. Please tell us more thing that they copied. 😂
@BryBry772 ай бұрын
Sir sir! We found the Apple fanboy sir!!!
@ulucio862 ай бұрын
My fist iphone was the iPhone 12 Pro Max then I trade it in for the 14 pro max almost 2 years ago and still using it. I was hoping the iPhone 16 pro max was a different design but literally is the same f@cking phone. I’m looking to either switch to the fold 6 or pixel 9 fold
@shahidmirza11382 ай бұрын
Fold 6.
@mamamia6012 ай бұрын
Lol. What the f do you expect the 16 series be?
@sameersheriff70782 ай бұрын
Apple wants you to buy same phone every year by announcing underwhelming features that wont make much change to user experience such as camera,bezels and some extra buttons on the side !!! Tim cook is the reason why this is happening and I've watch steve jobs documentary where he takes tough decisions and willing to take risks like changing the glass used in display just few months before launch as its easily breakable which shows he prioritises innovation over profit which has made apple what it is today unlike cook who'll take at least 3-4 genrations for it to change!!!
@sameersheriff70782 ай бұрын
@@mamamia601 Same as 15 !!! lol
@shaun19002 ай бұрын
@@sameersheriff7078except they don’t, that’s why they have software updates for 6 years, so you can keep a functional phone with the latest upgrades.
@MUNRO13Ай бұрын
Still rocking my mini 12. Others are too big!
@anthonyachunine6745Ай бұрын
Lmao this guys humor 😂😂😂...top notch!
@jechuwen2 ай бұрын
Still 60hz in base model is a big no!
@JJ2023.2 ай бұрын
I'm not going to bother upgrading if the screen is still 60hz, ill hold on to my 13 still works fine , I'm not interested in the pro models
@Arfarf692 ай бұрын
13 is an old phone, can’t imagine using that
@harsh39362 ай бұрын
@@Arfarf69i own 13 pro max, i do not see the need to update for another 2 years.
@markgonzalez88282 ай бұрын
I have the 12 pro max. No signs of slowing down like they used to. My gf has the 15 pro max (upgraded from the 11) and I’m not going to lie it’s More of the same with everything boosted. It’s nice. I’m interested in the pixel 9 pro xl. But I’ll wait for the 16 pro max reveal. Say whatever you want about Apple. It works. The ecosystem is very simple and it works great.
@BryBry772 ай бұрын
That Tiger Tail ice cream is something the Umbrella Corporation designs to eradicate an entire city...
@EesemooreАй бұрын
Is that ketchup on your beard?
@skyrim29722 ай бұрын
Thanks for the video wonderful as always
@craigr98812 ай бұрын
Google Pixel charging you a monthly fee to use AI - er no thanks
@devilkazumi5782 ай бұрын
What do you think apple will do? Lol
@JetLagRecords2 ай бұрын
Tech Spurt, I loved this video so much, I had to hit the like button!
@zero-lpds2 ай бұрын
Love that you're drunk all the way as recording this 🎉🍻🍻
@dixieflatline11892 ай бұрын
Jack Brynes told Apple the flash is now outside the Circle of Trust. He even drew a picture for their design team
@BwlGog2 ай бұрын
Hope the capture button only works when in the camera app otherwise it’ll become irritating very quickly with the false photo triggering just by holding the phone
@jonathanport5002Ай бұрын
Love this guy. " The size of the buggers"
@Biscuit1rl2 ай бұрын
still waiting on the SE model.. Will it ever release, Using the 2023 version as a secondary phone. if and when it comes out it comes with usb c connection, annoying carrying 2 different cables stuffed in my back pocket.
@astrochimpham2 ай бұрын
I absolutely need your voice as my Siri, kind of sounds like a crack baby James Bond. Best tech channel ever!
@cr69112 ай бұрын
£1000 for a phone and still only a 60hz refresh is a crime.
@ELITECMDR6662 ай бұрын
honestly the hype around apple is pretty ridiculous. have the 15 pro and i really hate it. nothing really innovative and by far the most annoying device ever. on android if you turn off updates the phone will not update even when you plug it in to charge. on my 15 pro even when i disabled updates if i plug it in to charge overnight it decides to ignore me having disabled auto updates regardless. only way to not update is by activating low data mode on top of disabling auto updates.
@siyabongamyeza53152 ай бұрын
I own a 14 pro and I'm on the same page as you. very dissapointed. This was my first and last iphone. Only migrated because Huawei doesn't have google and wanted to use the wallet. Damn people overhype apple and it is such a poor device IMO
@mamamia6012 ай бұрын
Lol. Loving my 15 Pro over all the Androids I use and have used.
@devilkazumi5782 ай бұрын
@@mamamia601which androids have you used?
@Moon_Presence2 ай бұрын
@@mamamia601I presume you're a girl.
@ELITECMDR6662 ай бұрын
@@mamamia601 if you REALLY used android devices you wouldn't really love apple. No matter how much you love the device it still doesn't change the fact that the OS as a whole is crap. Another great example is when you toggle say bluetooth from the drop menu. if you want to completely turn it off you cant do it within the toggle menu. instead you need to go into the settings to fully turn it off.
@yamum_hunter342 ай бұрын
My nothing phone feels really relevant now😅
@Noisy-Boys2 ай бұрын
I got a good grade on my Geography GCSE, so my success must be down to watching TSW immediately before going in! 😂
@alexcooper86282 ай бұрын
I’ve been rocking the iPhone 13mini since it came out. Was good. Now @$$&&. I want an android but nothing recent is small like it. Need a small phone. Any recommendations? Cheers squirty spurt
@Retro_Resurgence2 ай бұрын
Hahahaha love it! This roast session was amazing.
@RealDatingSchool2 ай бұрын
Video quality is the usp of iphones until some android phone matches.. the crispness is just different level
@tanveerahsan8974Ай бұрын
Pls make a comparison of iphone 16 and CMF phone 1.😇
@ChrisJohannsen2 ай бұрын
It's very likely I did burp before I wrote that, actually
@DevinDomino2 ай бұрын
I still have the iPhone 11 so very excited to upgrade.
@jimmy_b_vip65742 ай бұрын
What was going on with your chin this week Uncle Spurt? Ketchup splash or a drunken stumble? It kept winking at me!
@Hikari_to_Yuri2 ай бұрын
wow, an iphone in turd brown!
@godyrimsАй бұрын
You can save your time and energy, it will still sell high volumes
@tbud3734Ай бұрын
Starting from iphone 12 only box is changing every year, inside material is same.
@T-eee-L2 ай бұрын
My boy woke up this week and chose violence I see 😂
@Darkman032 ай бұрын
I just want a mini or slightly smaller base model with decent storage and a high refresh screen. I don't care about the cameras at all and despise the camera bumps on phones.
@cremepuffy2 ай бұрын
Ever since I've destroyed 3 li-poly batteries, I'm scared of touching those things again
@DevilDribble2 ай бұрын
Dunno why Fitbit doesn't get much press, 7-10 day battery life works great. I was thinking about a pixel watch but I need good battery life. I was going to get a pixel 9 pro but gonna get the redmagic 10 when that comes out hopefully later this year 👍🏻 p.s. are you that fella from blue peter in the early 00s? 😅
@Leonfr_20222 ай бұрын
Oh wow , a capture button, android had that yonks ago!! Im sure Apple will sell it as something out of this world
@shahidmirza11382 ай бұрын
Apple users don’t care about android.
@konradc122 ай бұрын
Plus the Sony Ericsson had a shutter button on some of their Walkman and K series phones. Nokia on their older phones too!
@LOBTech2 ай бұрын
Just discovered your channel and immediately got attached😂 lots of tech, booze and balls talk... now that's some fun shit😂❤
@gordy37142 ай бұрын
Only ones to look forward to is the Iphone se 4 and maybe the Iphone 17 slim.
@Yossarian_Lives732 ай бұрын
17 Slim could be amazing especially with a single 1 inch sensor!
@WaynoDale2 ай бұрын
Love it hahahaha Classic Geordie humour! Best KZbin tech vlogger by a country mile. As far as watches go, its GARMIN all the way for me. Battery lasts half a week at least.
@itzs2dyk2 ай бұрын
HERE WE GO
@tomevans52012 ай бұрын
It's fun knocking Apples rip-off pricing but the 15 pro max for example is £150 cheaper to buy than Samsung's S23 Ultra now. The foldZ6 is almost £2k! - We have reached a point where no one wins upgrading anymore.