Ant Vs. Bee

[@egg-t8n]

Bees being able to lift 35 times their own weight and being able to fly: 🗿

[@reniyato9002]

10 times the own body weight is pretty weak for an ant. The average is usually somewhere between 10 and 50.

[@egg-t8n]

@@reniyato9002 10-50 would be 20 times their own bodyweight on average.

[@egg-t8n]

@@reniyato9002 35 their own weight for bees is also average.

[@jovidmtp]

​@@egg-t8n10 + 50 = 60 % 2 = 30. The average is 30, so they're nearly equal in strength. edit: how did i get that many likes edit 2: i'm wrong edit 3: i'm getting too many notifications from this

[@egg-t8n]

@@jovidmtp Plus, bees weigh more, so not equal in strength.

[@nastykhan7746]

Cockroaches be like: "I don't get it."

[@aphato2770]

Fun fact: Termites are cockroaches.

[@endarus6053]

Cockroaches be like: Thanks for the backscratch!

[@daraghokane4236]

@@endarus6053 A cockroach would die or be injured if you step on it

[@DANCERcow]

What's with this misconception that cockroaches can survive being smashed or stepped on or survive a nuclear fall out? They can't.

[@nastykhan7746]

@@DANCERcow I played Fallout. I know better!

[@crispyblindead2413]

People are rude, man. I was invested in that confrontation.

[@trickyzenmom]

Facts 💯 💀😭😭😭

[@Southern.Nappiness]

😂😂😂

[@whitekingcat5118]

bro just had to use that word

[@nightminer2111]

Nah he just stopped the bee ant war

[@nightminer2111]

No witnesses

[@Elyvior]

Moral of the story: Do not Argue standing in the middle of the road

[@MauriceHawkins-nx5me]

They’re on the sidewalk tho

[@srijanalama8583]

Moral of the story: We have better, bigger and stronger big 🦶. Nobody cares !

[@mickeysaini403]

Sidewalk not road

[@magentamonster]

@@MauriceHawkins-nx5me For insects, the sidewalk might as well be another lane of the road.

[@parastoogolestany]

😂

[@aternous]

Moral is: often times we squabble over trivial things and ignore bigger and likely more devastating treats that gonna fuck us all up.

[@thenitpickchannel9993]

Actually a decent moral from the vid

[@nectar393]

My dog stepped on a bee.

[@FandubsBySimon]

#DogMurder!!!! You monster

[@FF_kevi]

I got bit by a flee

[@cato6658]

I broke my bloody knee

[@margaritarodriguez4563]

One kid just went wee

[@a.j1907]

My bro went Bruce Lee

[@Golddude64]

Bees are pretty chill so this ant must’ve done something REAL bad to piss off a bee

[@xx_hydrag123_lp_xx7]

U don't know German bees then, they sting you for no fkn reason whatsoever, I was chilling in my room, but then a bee was flying trough the window. I was falling asleep but I felt a burning sensation near my toe... It stung me between my toes... Just because

[@DustedGlitchedBear]

@@xx_hydrag123_lp_xx7 parry the bee

[@omega97hyper24]

Sounds more like a wasp lmao ​@@xx_hydrag123_lp_xx7

[@borekminer]

when ants go to war with wasps they get in their nest and steal all the larva for dinner or something,so that ants kingdom couldve declared war on the bees(if they do that to bees too)

[@anzeigefehler6495]

@@xx_hydrag123_lp_xx7 doesnt sound like a bee from my place

[@Icyfire109]

Bee: you do realize I can fly, right?

[@heilkaiser]

ants can fly look it up on google

[@dessirangelova2676]

Ant: you relise i can shoot you in the air and when you fall i can tear your legs and wings off and then bring you to the colony where you will be eaten alive

[@Frimpa-MJEB]

@@heilkaiser only princes and princesses

[@heilkaiser]

@@Frimpa-MJEB still they can fly

[@Echo-PAL]

Ant:You do realize that we have alate, right?

[@zelda1420]

The footsteps slowly coming in was perfect. It was the perfect amount of foreshadowing. That was such a smooth splat..!

[@eliseuhackbarth7003]

😂😂😂😂 I liked the sound of food steps coming from behind them but they were fighting talking and were killed tragically.

[@RIUUI007]

*foot steps

[@ddebenedictis]

​@@RIUUI007 What, you have never tried a tennis shoe sandwich? Yum! 😂

[@LooniGamer]

*Pov: You and an opposing player are about to face off but you get third partied.* 💀

[@blazingfuryoffire1]

By a random stray strike.

[@gwadmanga]

apex legends be like

[@brianafenton8127]

Fnaf ultimate custom night be like: (FUCK YOU DEEDEE!!!)

[@sylvesterstillalone1]

"third partied" lol

[@Shifsabre]

That's not a POV

[@fallenfossl]

In Australia we have bull ants... If you step on them they don't die, if you stepped on a few of them they won't die and crawl up your leg and bite you

[@Benjiesbeenbetter.]

Is _everything_ in your country dangerous?

[@aureumsilentium6518]

Australia has got so much dangerous, gigantic, poisonous and deadly animals there that's become a meme. Australians are pretty chill though, they'll chase away the alligator in their garden with a frying pan or boxe with the kangaroo that's harassing their dog and then walk away as if nothing happened.

[@fallenfossl]

@@aureumsilentium6518 crocodiles! We don't have alligators 😂

[@fallenfossl]

@@Benjiesbeenbetter. Wait till you hear about magpies! 😂

[@Benjiesbeenbetter.]

@fallenfossl I'll look them up. I've a feeling I'll need a strong drink first though.

[@wolfyboy]

This is basically the lovecraft world: the ant and bee are all of humanity, and the human is a lovecraftian monster.

[@johnpett1955]

Lovecraftian horror in a nutshell. We're but insects to the likes of the King in Yellow and Cthulu.

[@richarddevenezia8186]

A bee sting is punching up, way up.

[@wolfyboy]

@@richarddevenezia8186 well, i mean, a steam ship/boat driving fast and crashing into cthulhus head was enough to "kill" cthulhu's physical body, and a bee sting CAN kill a human, so it's not TOO different.

[@shawnd6846]

Caucasians basically colonizers

[@lacountess]

This is so accurate I want to write a story about it. 😅

[@Silly_with_silly_intent]

As a myrmecologist, I was expecting the both of them to call up their opps/colonies

[@lightningrose3654]

What's a myrmecologist?

[@nagito4811]

Bros got humble real quick 💀

[@ykdoodlefr]

bumble* SORRY, I HAD TO 😭

[@knightwolf5006]

they got crumbled

[@flash.the.dash765]

Then their thoughts got jumbled

[@chadichannel]

"Lift this you filthy casual" Edit: 1k likes. Noice.

[@man1378]

No comment, shame

[@chadichannel]

@@man1378 congrats, you're first.

[@Kent-t7h]

​@@man1378That's reply

[@man1378]

@@Kent-t7h wrong social media I suppose lol

[@orincoon5585]

The first step to stop a fight, oh too soon 😂

[@BrainDamageComedy]

🤣 no need to take a step back, youre crushing it with the puns

[@LordCantalo]

Man, those female insects have really deep voices...

[@gentblue]

Why are you assuming the gender of those insects? They could easily both be drones.

[@nectar393]

Cancelled

[@LyricYT]

@@nectar393 Fr

[@veazein2704]

​@@gentblue did anyone ever tell you to shut up? If not, I just did rn.

[@donaut430]

@AthulMakesStuff where’s the stinger then

[@MrHeuvaladao]

Moral of the story: life is too short to be wasted in fights. Just kill your enemies and leave.

[@Badspot]

If a human were the size of an ant, they'd be able to life 800x their own weight. Lungs and hemoglobin are just OP.

[@clevelandmartin2151]

They CRUSHED that fight scene

[@cadencase5216]

haha funny pun⭕️♨️⭕️

[@Megamanthemachine]

Funny thing is what the poor guy doesn’t realize is that he’s now a walking tracing beacon with bee residue on his shoe

[@DustedGlitchedBear]

JUDGEMENT

[@NavarinoDC]

🤦‍♂️

[@lightweight1889]

Ant: Republicans Bee: Democrats Shoe: Lizard People

[@NX6.2]

What are the bee's pronouns?

[@kaden.slone04_biology]

​@@NX6.2heve/hive

[@markhathaway9456]

Heh. Lizard People? wha?

[@yeoldeseawitch]

@@NX6.2 Bee/Bim

[@NX6.2]

@@yeoldeseawitch Bzz/Zzr 😄

[@TheFakeTraitor]

*proceeds to get stepped on by 10.1 times his own weight.*

[@ZalamaTheDragonGod]

10.00001

[@fireshadowdark5462]

I expect at least a few thousand right?

[@SpaghettiToaster]

A million

[@chrisdonovan8795]

Google to the rescue: A black ant can weigh 1 to 5 milligrams. A 150 pound man weighs 6.804e+7 (68,040,000) milligrams. So, if the average ant is 2.5 mg, and the average man is 150 pounds, that's 27,216,000 times more. The more you know.

[@TheCrimsonCake]

“Ant, boot” -Nick Fury

[@PeterGant-mt8hx]

Every fool who wants to argue, ALWAYS wants to do it someplace dangerous! Why IS that!?

[@flamespear86]

Bees and ants are actually somewhat closely related. Both evolved from wasps.

[@DoodlezYT1223]

Human that stepped on them: I can carry over 100 times the ants weight

[@deauthorsadeptus6920]

More like 5 000 times.This isn't really impressive when you weight is like 5g.

[@LaughingOrange]

The average worker ant weights less than 5mg. Most humans lift well over 1kg every single day. That's 200 000 times the weight of an ant, and at that point we aren't even trying.

[@Benjiesbeenbetter.]

Aw, come on, it's been 8 days since the last comment, hasn't anyone worked out the maximum multiple of an ant's body weight a human could lift?

[@mudmug1]

​Eddie Hall lifted 500kg. This is 10^8 ants. Apologies for being so slow providing an answer but 100 million ants is a lot of counting​ and they move so fast@@Benjiesbeenbetter.

[@Benjiesbeenbetter.]

@mudmug1 No need to apologise, and thank you for your heroic effort. Have a cup of tea, you've earned it.

[@velvetgrimm]

OMG! This is hilarious and so unexpected. I was all into the smack talk, then BAM!

[@svspwaves]

WOW! I see what you did there! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@PeterGant-mt8hx]

Foot trumps bugs, ANYTIME!

[@cornixdemetrius7883]

Ant: Pedestrian at a crosswalk Bee: Another pedestrian he is arguing with on the crosswalk Shoe: Me going 70 km/h in my Honda Civic 2009, fully focused on the picture of my pet cockroach on my phone

[@its_davi9109]

The bee should have said "You should've held that up." Or somethin'

[@yamligma]

Fr

[@tomd7274]

This perfectly exemplifies one of my beliefs: plan all you want, but forces outside of your control often have the ultimate say: covid-19 is a perfect example. Another good example: I spent WEEKS planning everything my partner and I were going to do on vacation in Nova Scotia. Our departure date from the U.S. was 9-11-2001. We made it to Toronto, where we were informed about the tower bombings. We never made it to Nova Scotia.

[@FandubsBySimon]

That is good example of it

[@greenmcclean]

KABLOOE

[@ChipperTheChipster]

Improving doesn't require planning but is one of the most crucial skills to have when dealing with things outside your control

[@Bobert69]

Damn that sucks

[@Fiddlepaddler]

I drunk sussy tea

[@stibiumowl]

interupting a fistfight is very unfair.

[@Vinskirotta]

I half expected the bee to start replying with "Oh yeah? Well, according to all known laws of aviation..."

[@SPIDER-dw7qh]

Spiders be like What are you guys talking about

[@thenitpickchannel9993]

Spider in a web waiting for one of them to inch closer watching it from our perspective

[@Sl3dger]

I cant imagine the bee kicking the ant’s ass with a stinger 💀

[@deauthorsadeptus6920]

They will. A single ant is nothing, but prey for most things. Especially small ants, for them roach would basically be an extremely unfair boss fight.

[@suckerhat]

ants also have stingers. a bee would still beat an ant but it's gonna be really hard

[@Rahimahah]

wait... OHHHH

[@TamásBodnár-t8b]

Man, i really waited for a bee joke there.

[@treyingle2638]

300lbs+ weight class comes in hard

[@Kingkreaper]

Ant when it comes across something 10.1 times it's own body weight

[@anitabonghit2758]

She has quite the masculine voice for a bee

[@Zeffarian]

Male bumblebee.

[@anitabonghit2758]

@@Zeffarian where?

[@Zeffarian]

@@anitabonghit2758 In the video.

[@anitabonghit2758]

@@Zeffarian i see an ant, bee, a shoe.....where is the bumble bee? Begind the bee? Where in the video?

[@Zeffarian]

​@@anitabonghit2758 Nice try. You know bumblebees are large yellow and black bees right? That is most likely the type of bee in the video. I mean, it doesn't look like a honey bee. They have orange on them.

[@RudifyingRudi321]

Fun fact: bees and ants spawn as females not males. The male bee has Large eyes, No stinger and also very important. Same goes for the male ant, who is mistaken as a princess. Edit: NERD MOMENT!!!

[@7mad211]

Male ants and bees are also larger than female workers

[@SolisSolaris]

The males are also noticeably smaller than the females.

[@gameface6091]

I don't know what to believe anymore...

[@whome9842]

Thanks! If I make a humanoid fantasy race similar to ants the tall and mature woman will be the queen and the cute petite princess will be actually her husband

[@menartd2618]

Can people like you just enjoy the joke of these kinds of videos without trying to act smart!?

[@nicolaridolfi6510]

I expected the bee to comeback with some badass line but that was just... perfect

[@LOL-bs1hg]

I can’t BEElieve this happened! This AiNT their fight today, I guess they wanted eachother to BUZZ off.

[@fakshen1973]

"I can lift 10 times my weight." "I can lift you, fly you over a lake, and just drown you without breaking a sweat... if bees could sweat."

[@WalnutWarrior7]

Ants also have stingers. Fire ants anyway. They bite on you to grab hold on you, then they sting you with the stinger on their bottom. Wasps actually evolved from ants!

[@sophiasouza4122]

Poor bee... didnt even get an opportunity for a comeback

[@cmudd9788]

I was waiting for the bee to say "You do realize I weigh 20 times more than you, don't you?"

[@shrikanthpai6604]

Yea that woulda made a huge difference

[@DemarcoYoung-x7c]

​@@cmudd9788ants can lift 50 times there own weight😂

[@Lyingbaby]

Knowing there are more ants than bees on this planet I know for a fact people kill ants on a daily basis for fun sometimes More than bees since they are hard to kill and can literally sting and bite you AT THE SAME TIME..

[@LyricYT]

Bees can bite?

[@Lyingbaby]

@@LyricYT yes because bees without stingers bite and if they have it all bees do

[@Mastroni475]

Bees die without their stingers

[@patrickkabongo1250]

Those are only honey bees thi​@@Mastroni475

[@RachDarastrix2]

@@Mastroni475 Not all bees have stingers for the same reason that not all ants have stingers.

[@Dont_Question]

"My dog stepped on a bee" now that person did a remix I stepped on a bee and a ant

[@alex-dj3of]

The Amber heard reference

[@Oliver_fromFPE]

Possibly rare footage of Bee saying a bad word

[@LyttonAshcroft2001]

It's like two people arguing in the middle of the road, a car comes and KERSPLAT

[@venusinklinggirlvenuscyan6304]

honestly if i saw an ant, i would ethier A ignore it, or B squish it (option b only happens if it's bothering me like crawling on me or in my home) now if i saw a bee.....I'm running

[@antillity]

im not running unless its a wasp, bees are chill and see sudden movements as a threat

[@Ostr0]

​@@antillityAt that point we're large so they see everything as a sudden movement

[@Mo-Fozi]

Bro I like both bugs 🐜 ❤and 🐝 ❤

[@gentblue]

That is some monster ant!

[@FandubsBySimon]

that ant was brave and good for himseft

[@gentblue]

@@FandubsBySimon An ant that is as big as a bee is justified in being brave!

[@FandubsBySimon]

@@gentblue that ant was small that the bee so go get a Life

[@SarahTV24]

The way I hollered when that shoe stepped in on bidness 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Son_Goku891]

Inaccurate, the ant would just get up and keep on walking while getting dizzy.

[@mynameme2458]

They forgot that they're at the bottom of the food chain

[@wildlifeisthewealthofnatur5457]

Nice joke. Ever heard about Driver ants? They even destroy lizards, snakes, scorpions and rodents way bigger than themselves. Even ant eaters back off from them. They are also capable of taking down human kids and your dumb pets.

[@igwemichel7730]

in the insect world their not

[@maritzapryor7750]

THaT KauGHT Me So OFF GaRD 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[@sophiasaigetseng]

guard and caught,two engrish words

[@ScarletScarYT]

I love the "winner". 😂

[@melvacaoyona-ollosa278]

I hate it

[@sunnyvishwakarma4649]

Ending was hilarious 😂😂

[@WhatSoupGuys]

I'm really sad they died. I think they could bee really good friends.

[@f_r_e_d]

Damn, love this

[@wolfyxqy9172]

Truly a hymenoptera moment

[@sanicmaster400]

i saw a wasp and 1 ant fighting for a leaf and the ant was so tiny compared to the wasp and the ant was winning than 2 ants than 1 ant again and the wasp gave up

[@16a128]

No ants can lift 100 TIMES their own weight

[@DardanellesBy108]

Ants usually have a hundred million thousand billion other ants to quickly back them up. So probably wasn’t going to go the bee’s way anyhow. RIP to both.

[@brentgarcia8334]

🐜🐝 vs 👨🏻 This means *WAR!*

[@FandubsBySimon]

Squigtality

[@EveloGrave]

I love ants and bees because of their eusocial behaviors. Sadly humans are superior...

[@FandubsBySimon]

That is some good example on it

[@melvacaoyona-ollosa278]

But not if they dont have any weapons or else those skin having things are defenseless.

[@UwUChito]

Nope, ants don't die that easily.

[@afnankhan321]

He didn't had an insurance to 10000000th time body weight.😂

[@Clock_Man_2763]

The human foot: *”I’m about to end these men’s whole career”*

[@sumguy01]

I’ve watched this like 5 times and shared it with two people. Hilarious. Nice job!

[@marymikel9193]

Spider: "lol you'll likely intentionally avoid stepping on me, now run."

[@Princess_of_cute]

Sometimes it’s good to be an introvert. I automatically look down to the ground usually and would never even dream of stepping on an insect. Especially not a bee

[@thebitbender]

humans be stepping into where they aint invited. now i wont know how the story should end.

[@Peter-jo3wt]

Until resently, scientists were wholly unable to explain how I fly !!

[@mori1bund]

That plot twist... 😂🤣

[@miceltusav88]

"You do realize I can lift ten times my own weight" "You do realize I am unable to scientifically fly, and yet I do?"

[@ssjbevegeta3008]

The bee is scientifically able to fly... what u on about?

[@gooeysad2058]

@@ssjbevegeta3008 cuz of their weight and fat bodies to small wing size however specifically bumble bees, they don't care what humans think is possible or not.

[@Lachdanun]

Lol I expected the bee to ask how much it weighs.. and then pick it up and fly off with it but this was good too hahha

[@TheWalkingMeme360]

Attention all, ants can factually lift 50xtheir weight

[@BX138]

Bees like, "I can fly"

[@awesometon]

That bee went from 0 to getting zeroed real quick.

[@RightBoyKA-POW]

This feels like a movie plot where the 2 enemies have to join forces to defeat the one enemy they have in common.

[@carlosdanger1033]

This must be how wild animals view humans during the Olympics

[@Benjiesbeenbetter.]

I really thought I was going to learn an interesting fact about bee superiority over ants. All I learned was don't block the pavement.

[@brodybolsch7177]

Ants actually have the capacity to carry 50 times their weight, that’s the equivalent of an average human carrying a 7 ton truck, with just their mouth

[@AD_Musa]

😂😂😂 Both Are Kicking Off

[@rainbowseal69]

Bee: I’m gonna kick your ass Ant: I don’t BEE-lieve it😤 Bee: you think I c-ANT?😤 They both get squashed. Other ants: “I don’t believe this…..more food. Other Bees: This means War! Other ants: I don’t believe this. How come. That one cockroach: Just passing through……. Also cockroach: Yea, I should have seen this coming. Should have known these ants are just a bunch of hungry Cretans🥹🥹😭😭😭😭

[@YRNE27]

Jamaican roach be like: “Do you feel a breeze”

[@Normalbacon753]

Leafcutter ants being able to lift 50× their bodyweight:🗿🗿

[@Funkydood]

Loved that cartoon!!!

[@TheCoasterFish]

The foot that squashed em should’ve been amber herds dog

[@andyiswonderful]

Bees evolved from ants. They are very strong, too.

[@Ctomfly1]

Bees and ants are both evolved forms of wasps and hornets, yet there are huge killer hornets in Asia which can absolutely destroy entire hives on their own.

[@Asura_productions]

human: "but can you lift 10000x your own weight?"

[@VRJKids]

I didn't expect that..☠️

[@FriskTemmieGoogle]

Fun fact Worker ants weigh around 1 to 5 milligrams, while bees weigh around 10. Bees can carry around half of their weight (5mg), while ants carry from 10 to 20 times their weight (10 to 100mg) So, uh... If the fight was purely on punches, the bee would have no chance But bees can fly, so I don't think one single ant can win against a single bee

[@Finland-hs3zs]

Cockroaches being able to survive nukes:you dare challenge me?

[@TokiHitoru]

10x0 is still 0 -the bee, probably

[@senseileo4829]

the person ruined a great opportunity for the insects to settle their differences through boxing