Anthony Cumia - "Opie is like an Ex-wife"

from The Anthony Cumia Show 1/7/2024
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[@YeahBoy1019]

With the glasses Ant looks like De Niro when he’s in court at the end of goodfellas 😂

[@LINKMASTERX]

Oh my god, I literally was thinking the same thing, except about Casino. At the end. "Why ruin a good thing".😂

[@vict0ree]

Ant would be perfect as Cameron Alexander in an 'American History X' sequel

[@LINKMASTERX]

@@vict0ree lol! I see it

[@Chickenwings378]

And that's that.

[@nicecutie]

if gregg took the stand against anthony he would be in witness protection.

[@Red-rk4ud]

This the the longest Grump Old Men storyline in history with no payoff

[@PissyKnish]

The Cumia Death Special on Redbar is the payoff.

[@grayareas7008]

The journey is the payoff. This S is hilarious!

[@AKickassDuke]

When one finally passes away we’re going to be speculating if the other is going to go to the funeral or not.

[@premium2681]

If this doesnt entertajn you. Cumia is not for you. Simple as that. (No judgement)

[@nathj4818]

Opie is that you

[@leetskeet4476]

"Opie unleashed" this is the guy who's been self-censoring for over a decade now to appease his wife's family.

[@mightymoeish]

I bet he'll be apologizing for the rest of his life over that Bam Margera story. It got gossip news articles written.

[@Mrlarryking]

@@mightymoeish BAAA HAAA HAA HEEE HEE..thank god for BEN!

[@williampoole1742]

What I want to know is it he's still married. I do hope they are! I'm not a bitter fan or anything, but just look at him, how could she be married to him at this point, he's just mad all the time.

[@Turkfeb7]

@@williampoole1742 she must be as crazy as him or she getting side

[@user-wb7nv9ht1g]

Opie isn't a pedo though, that's a bonus

[@dalisllama]

Opie looks like he’s ranting into someone’s Ring cam

[@vault1549]

He absolutely does 😂

[@HighSociety1995]

Door to door broadcaster

[@martinoberman4685]

@dalisllama I said the same thing sorry didn't see yours bud

[@logictotalwar1201]

😂

[@timrouse9804]

Funny

[@0tt0z]

Unleashed? He couldn't be more leashed. RIP Norm

[@Josh-oj1pd]

Norm!

[@alanjohnson901]

Loved norm so much

[@bumbaclot-x1s]

I sp it on norms memory 💦

[@afterthought3341]

Norm Macdonald will live forever! He hasn't produced much content lately?

[@vicaldama9314]

Dirt nap

[@JakeWilson63]

This Opie kid with his viral videos. I think he's gonna make it big.

[@fouronesix8294]

He's so close

[@fentonmulley5895]

We need to convince him to go to Iran and IRL stream

[@mkiriakatos]

He’s a young up and comer in that business, really on the cutting edge

[@douggilmour2704]

Reminds me of a young Sam Roberts or Mike Montone.

[@Turkfeb7]

Leave it alone

[@habs798693]

Opie is Corey Feldman.

[@SirFievelsAdventures]

Corey is at least fun to laugh at. Opie is just depressing.

[@habs798693]

@@SirFievelsAdventures If Opie would just start singing.

[@johnf1979]

​​@@SirFievelsAdventuresplus Opie can't say that he and Michael Jackson grew up dancing together and certainly can't say he is the creator of the worldwide smash hit what's up with the youth (crackle crackle)

[@cgo7395]

Opie can't shred on guitar though

[@jingsndthings]

Opie feldman

[@t206kid]

Nobody under 40 in NYC has any idea who Opie is or was

[@APAL880]

One guy here. But I don’t like him haha

[@e.l.norton]

To be fair, that's the tip of the iceberg of what they don't know. No generation has known less about the world they live in.

[@leatheryfoot6354]

I'm a 20-something and the only reason I know of Opie is because of guys like Patrice and Norton. It's crazy that guys like Bobby Kelly have more longevity than Opie.

[@shannonspence4725]

I’m 35

[@-RandomBiz-]

Ok you had three people disagree but you're completely right

[@YoYo-y4b4w]

Opie is the bert Kreisher of Radio

[@user-wb7nv9ht1g]

That would make Anthony some other weirdo, part Delia because they both love children, part someone with polio scars on their body, part someone else with other gross things

[@daxmiller35]

Agreed. Bert Kreisler is a lisping idiot

[@JohnSmithKillFeds]

Hey now, Bert's wife hasn't stopped him from being funny. Maybe she should.

[@Bulos-Mac-617]

I wonder if Opies wife is embarrassed by him. I bet she’s still pretty hot and i cant imagine she actually likes him

[@davidwouldntyouliketoknow2166]

bert is at least unintentionally funny [edit: lol] sometimes while this guy is net negative at all times

[@dennis_mennis]

Opie just utterly lacks depth as a person.

[@ganggreen1991]

Well Said!

[@ShoestringRacer]

You just can’t recognize depth because you haven’t been doing radiooooo since you were 18

[@franceshaypenny8481]

I feel bad for his wife and kids. I don't care how much money they have. He is just terrible.

[@TL2354]

How long have you known him?

[@johnnylove2073]

​@@TL2354hi Opie.

[@codeezie]

Ant is just so naturally funny. He cant even help it.

[@bluechalk6275]

Omg the way he says Haagen Dasz splits my sides. This Opie fella is a comedy genius.

[@vault1549]

Tss tss, huh, tss it's like he wanted ice screem or sumfin tss tss

[@pazman21]

Opie continues to prove that he cannot succeed without Anthony and Jim

[@gabrielgolden4336]

"I've never seen anything more leashed." - Norm Macdonald

[@TL2354]

What?

[@theoriginaltommysteward]

​@@TL2354 Norm was referencing the show Comics Unleashed...but it also applies to Opie Unleashed.

[@miniaturesculptureartby23r20]

😍

[@TurdFerguson0528]

Goddamnit! I was thinking the same thing lol! Byron Allen- Comics Unleashed. That single line was Norm to me in a nutshell.

[@yankees29]

Byron Allen is the biggest dork I’ve ever seen.

[@Doubledragger]

20 years later, the Opester is still looking for that viral video.

[@OhHesCracked]

Ironically the only time he went viral was for stomping a cake and he still receives threats for it 😂😂😂

[@ronaldkonkoma4356]

He should call in remote to Ant's show to say where he's going to be and hand out WOW stickers

[@jockoadams3377]

“These are the glasses you wear when you’re 60.” Lol

[@notsocrates9529]

Seriously, Ant cures any depression for a few minutes lmao, this is my second watch. Have you posted the Jacket debacle?

[@countof3everybodyOD]

It’s the jaaacckkeett

[@lilmoosic]

That's all I need is for that two faced fuck to think I had anything to do with this.

[@jammakers]

The problem with Opie is he thinks he's a comedian.

[@briandavey1139]

Hey i worked with funny people so that makes me funny right.. right?

[@Radiodaze1073]

He’s been doing it since 18. Funny stuff. Sniff

[@brianhourihan5613]

He's a rudder.

[@vault1549]

Was was barely funny on the O&A show. He rarely had good lines and he classed himself as a comedian then too

[@jaybinks871]

@@briandavey1139 The sad thing is that Opie could've played a decent "straight man" to Ant & guests. A lot of successful comedy duos/teams work because there is a straight man (e.g., Seinfeld, Andy Griffith Show); it's a balance. But Opie is weirdly adamant about pretending to be the funny guy but he NEVER was.

[@ebscoHOSTpub]

Opie turned into his mother. He's undiagnosed. His comedy and talent are stuck in 1994. I'm sure his wife and kids are so proud of being around him.

[@LIQUIDSNAKEz28]

There's something endearing on a meta level about the fact that these two dudes are STILL taking shots at eachother to this day. 😂

[@geneanthony3421]

I never thought Opie was funny, but I thought he was smart enough to understand his weaknesses and work around them (like Rogan). He really was just a local radio DJ who got over because he found a talent to carry him to the top.

[@rosgill6]

"ok let's go to a caller... oh there's no callers? ...oh ok we''ll just wait then..."

[@tomkat244]

lets go to Bob in Nevada

[@jackflash8567]

So the reason Opie has slits for eyes is because he stubbornly refuses to accept he needs glasses?

[@2r0phy]

He accepts that he needs them. He assumes being both squinty and beady eyed is a better look for an elderly man than glasses.

[@williampoole1742]

It's just bizarre, he looks Asian at this point

[@AdamThoba-h8k]

He's Nordic you more on

[@AdamThoba-h8k]

@@2r0phy hes Nordic

[@LiClan]

@AdamThoba-h8kthe 🐜 is far from Nordic

[@BilltheButcher1855]

I remember when Pat Cooper said to Anthony: “you don’t need him you been carrying him all these years!” When referring to Opie.😂

[@ShamblesDoctor]

Then Ant turned into Pat Cooper

[@Jimbow-sz9kh]

​@@ShamblesDoctorso a funny old guy? That's crazy how dudes age instead of clinging onto the past like Opie

[@LiKWiDjay]

I checked out a opie live earlier. Hes walking around just yelling at strangers and no one is paying any attention😂. Dude is fkin out of his mind

[@leeklip]

I saw that too. It was just hum reading out everyone's replies no matter what it was. Just rambling about absolutely nothing. He started begging for 5 dollar donations in order to conteol whether he walked right or left lol. Wtf.

[@BudsCartoon]

Greg associating himself with comedy would be like the cameraman from last comic standing associating himself with comedy

[@SteveFBS]

Opie Unwatched NYC

[@DKCG0113]

Haha! Glasses! Nailed him, Opster!

[@tgunn2034]

Those glasses are about average. They seem normal for anybody. Opie is nuts.

[@kieranhardy581]

​@@tgunn2034 this is the biggest truth here. They're just some glasses.

[@agge777]

Opies fake laugh is so cringe 😂

[@OhHesCracked]

Home run chippah

[@vault1549]

​@agge777 you're the first person I've seen comment this. I think exactly the same.

[@ElevenDollarCheese]

It's really incredible how devoid of talent Opie is. I mean it's really something how vacant his brain is.

[@AHille444]

It really is astounding how unfunny, uninteresting and lack of awareness Opie has.

[@ronaldkonkoma4356]

He should team up with Earl Douglas

[@bertstanton4976]

Actual Opie video: Opie bought bagels in NYC.

[@vasectomyfail442]

How unleashed was it?

[@TwistedQuestionMark]

Seriously? Ugh.

[@The-Real-Skinny-Bob]

Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@consequences9803]

Baaaayyyyyyguuuuullllssss

[@gearoidwalsh8606]

Opie's lack of self-awareness is actually his super-power.

[@cosmiccontrarian3949]

The crap Opie said in that store was insanely cringe.

[@vasectomyfail442]

There’s a mentally handicapped gentleman at my grocer who retrieves the carts. Same exact energy as Opie in that store.

[@halfdayofthejackal9372]

God Gregg sounded like chip when he was spluttering about ant's glasses 😭

[@blindthrall]

He is the template after all.

[@MightyHorse01]

RAY-DEE-OH

[@daxmiller35]

Schhhhhoowwwwww

[@jadedmastermind]

Leave it alone.

[@oophorror2251]

His wife left Bam for a sixty year old unsuccessful version of Bam.

[@BoOgEdYmAn]

Ouch

[@tomkat244]

I did not know...from Jackass?...WOW

[@itsabeautifulanimism3704]

16:07 Holy sh*t that was the most cringey, douche-chilling, uncomfortable shit in the world. TEENAGERS were doing this when “vine” first came out back in the day! It hits different when you remind yourself that he’s 60! wtf. It’s not even just unfunny, it’s very uncomfortable 🥴

[@vault1549]

I remember watching videos like that made by teenagers in the early 00s and not laughing then either

[@DIDDLOTIC]

Hearing Ant explain the Feed Nana thing is funnier than the Feed Nana thing itself

[@chipchippahson]

Opie should be sending thank you emails to Ant and Jim and putting flowers on Patrice's grave every single day for carrying him to millions he didn't deserve.

[@amuroray88]

Opie is like a shitty employee at a start up who invested a bunch of money before it became an apple like success. Yeah, he gets credit for getting Ant started, but that's about it

[@whothehellisthissmith3108]

Anthonys had a later in life glow up and Opie the absolute opposite 😂

[@BEEFCAKEDRIFTS]

I have to agree with Anthony on his take on his glasses.. in fact it was my first impression. I literally just thought man he’s getting old. They look great ant very gun nut looking.

[@blindthrall]

He looks like Bubbles. It's adorable.

[@LabrnMystic]

My #1 clipper! The curse is real as dabblers turn on one another while John is gone!

[@DOOMSPAYUH]

thank you!! i appreciate it !!

[@tonycatarelli3776]

Anthony, I almost pissed my pants when you said glasses with my eyes popping out of my head!! Hysterical. I love the videos you put out. Joe Currie had said to buy your book a couple of years ago and I did and the book was great.

[@darkice7669]

Opie "Let's go to Steven S from Bayshore"...ughhhh he did that on O&A during funny bits and convos that were hilarious

[@JeBl-d1i]

Anthony fucking killing it. It’s so funny.

[@swedishboi3208]

Yeah chip

[@lilgiltrill]

Opie unleashed sounds like something Opie woulda done before he met Anthony lol

[@dissraps]

"You can be funny! Well, not YOU..." lmao I want to be dosed by opie so bad

[@WiGgYof09]

I'd rather look like Pat Cooper than look like a homeless bum.

[@danielgiles7133]

“Vanity? You look like a bum.” 😂😂😂😂

[@snakerman2612]

Anthony explaining “feed nana” gave me the most nostalgic subreddit memories. Wish he would have explained selfcurtinggirl

[@anthonygentile8968]

Opie repeating shit a hundred times makes me nuts

[@chazikstan]

Holllly essss!

[@ahm42]

Opie’s envelope “prank” is the equivalent of one of Todd’s prank calls.

[@DaveScottADV]

Opie reminds me of that kid that says something in class that accidentally gets a laugh - and then keeps trying to say funny things.

[@lemerdeposteur]

That tampon video was unbelievable. The man is almost a senior citizen. How could he not be embarrassed to act like that in public? Or even in private?

[@mattmullenix]

His glasses are literally the most normal type of glasses possible

[@SeraFinnVT]

If anything, the 70s aviator style is kind of in because it's seen as "vintage" and "classic" nowadays, along with other styles of that time

[@mattmullenix]

@SeraFinnVT that or the fact that these glasses have been around since 1982 and are almost invisible they're so unassuming. Opie is grasping

[@chipfreedom8598]

I honestly hope this shit keeps happening imagine the Opester doing this as a 70 year old man. Its like when Terence and Philip got old on South Park. And I could listen to Anthony all day - great broadcaster, legendary and really aging gracefully. Never thought I would say that!!

[@kingcurmudgeon8685]

Opie has become irrelevant without Ant. I forgot he even existed

[@TL2354]

No you didn’t

[@bumholiou]

They're both irrelevant, let's be honest.

[@welshrecon]

I actually did a bit until he popped up on twitter's trending last week​@@TL2354

[@soap8601]

I remember when Opie started his podcast he was literally filming under a bridge.

[@johncalhoun786]

Good thing he’s sitting in his luxury Manhattan condo with his beanie on. I’m sure his head is very cold. I hear it’s very cold in New York City….Bwahahaha

[@ComradeCrusty]

Opie attempted the classic Tom Green condom skit but failed miserably. And if you ever asked him about it he would claim that's the bit!

[@scariella1314]

My bum is on the envelopes.

[@dr.danchallice3888]

Opie has not yet accepted that he is old.

[@TheKromusDevice]

That envelope video was like Being John Malkovich but for schizophrenia.. that was an insane person going through a normal day lol

[@bricecate]

60?! Opie is a child of the 80's

[@RnKAllDay]

the more anthony talks about opies prank the funnier it becomes

[@waldopepper4069]

opie is 62 trying to be 20. its just sad to watch.

[@WendySmith-o2e]

Worst part is, he was awkward, unfunny, no talent dick bag when he was 20!

[@zachwoodard1566]

Ive begun to feel bad for opie in the same way I did for Scorch

[@daxmiller35]

…except you could tell Scorch was genuinely a nice person.

[@nachomanrandysauvage8257]

Opie could never be your ex-wife, Ant. He’s older than 12.

[@franceshaypenny8481]

I can't stand Opie's voice and radio hipster affectation. It's enraging.

[@drillbag]

I love the O & A reunion material. Commenting on each other's videos is the most futuristic way of continuing the saga of the most trail-blazing shock jock duo ever!!!!

[@ArkonBlade]

Opie really is an even worse version of Chip.

[@13jeffandtrish]

Opie never realized he was a ride along.

[@PAYNEKILLER..]

Opie would do really well with a "Nopie" Channel. They always do good.

[@TL2354]

Zzzz

[@dudewelcome]

Agreed 😂

[@JuggyBohab]

Opie owes his millions to Jim and Ant. The man has the creativity of someone in a coma for 20 years.

[@blindthrall]

He runs a channel like Ted Sheckler runs emporiums.

[@MrEd8846]

Opies regressed into a resentful Spud Buckley.

[@nightimermx8934]

Get Joon Yer Mynt to do his theme song?

[@PrimeEvilDean]

Someone needs to inform the Opester that LASIK doesn't "wear off." A simple Google search will tell you this. Any eye doctor will tell you this. No...Opie simply has a case of "The Olds." And yes, he dresses like he eats cat food.

[@barahng]

Lasik doesn't wear off but your eye can further degrade and may require additional correction. Like how some people need to update their lens proscription over time.

[@PrimeEvilDean]

@@barahng Yup. I had Lasik done for distance and the surgeon flat-out told me I'll probably still need reading glasses when I'm older. Comes with age. For me, it was a cost-saving measure instead of spending hundreds of dollars on glasses every 2 years vs. $6 reading glasses from Walgreen's.

[@rls0123]

@@PrimeEvilDean Have you tried permanently squinting? It won’t make you look creepy and psychotic, I promise!

[@PrimeEvilDean]

@@rls0123 Looking for all the world like a grandpa trying to read "the papizz"

[@marios3202]

I think it's time for another episode of "what's funnier than Opie?"

[@mjs0686]

"You paid Pat Cooper! You paid the entertainment!"

[@jonvia]

Been doing this since I was 18

[@Flinkindikka1]

*sniff*

[@WOWWOW-hk1tb]

fawkin

[@pinglefingle]

"You look like a bum" LMAO

[@alexxburnall81]

"Opie: Unleashed " A great pilot with 10 supercuts in the first minute "Are you telling me... that the envelopes are next to the....." 😳 Opie is Joker

[@SeraFinnVT]

Wish he was the Joker from the Arkham Game series

[@real_howard_stern5969]

Opie is turning into 2021 Dice

[@PhillyCYOSports]

thought i was tired of anthony ripping on opie. Nope, turns out i'm not.

[@ClintEatswood]

Opie needs a catch phrase....like GAGEEEEYA!!! or GALAAAAAAAAAGA!

[@mountainman8602]

I thought he had Hiiii DAAWWW GEE.

[@TitusArsole]

Opie should have been nothing more than the producer on the Patrice and Ant show. RIP Patrice O'Neal

[@dildobaggins8987]

Don’t forget the homosexual worm

[@gregwinter8503]

Opie would have NOTHING if he hadn’t brought Anthony on back in the day. Anthony is one of THE greatest radio personalities there’s ever been. Opie isn’t even in the top 1000. Zero talent.

[@theoriginaltommysteward]

He misspelled "laughs" in his official info section. 🤦

[@rls0123]

Omg I saw that too and I am 99% sure he did that on purpose because he always says “LAFFS” like a stupid fing moron.

[@MrJasonMcintyre]

"The Hilarious World of Opie" 😂😂

[@LardDoesItRight]

I GOT A TREE ON MY HOUSE!

[@rls0123]

I wanna see the boat movie!

[@benquesnell1211]

At 9:30 when Anthony says “Teeheeee” he sounded so much like Jim Norton 😂

[@JesusAndRick]

Wow that Opie envelope vid was hard to watch. He sounds like a mental patient.

[@blindthrall]

Only old people buy envelopes anyway.

[@LabrnMystic]

Finally! I have kept asking people what the hell this "NaNa" thing was. Thank you Doom. That was killing me

[@ackbarstrap391]

I miss the first couple years where I thought, MAYBE, Opie was doing a work. Realizing it’s all been real makes me feel so bad for him.

[@OttoByOgraffey]

Opie always tries to over exaggerate everything. "His glasses are WILD!"

[@randomconsumer510]

WACKY! To be fair, Ope always dressed like he was homeless. That is part of his penny pinching.

[@iifinessedu]

Literally best timed ad ive ever gotten @ 17:30 just awkward silence for a few seconds right into a Temu advertisement 😂 pure gold

[@nolramfierce632]

You the Man, Anthony.

[@michaelallen9571]

Opie has to struggle with knowing he brought u into radio and u passed him by miles 😂

[@tastemaker_87]

Every time ant comments on opie i have to watch it and i'm from scotland

[@battlefieldradio3545]

I sometimes wonder if all the Jocks O&A Jocktobered back in the day feel like they've finally got the last laugh.

[@dissraps]

LEAVE IT ALONE

[@dennismitarotondo]

sniff

[@mikefloyd3152]

*candy crush sfx

[@jaybinks871]

Opie is like Mr. Krabs when has his midlife crisis

[@chassisskirts6967]

Haha yes that's hilarious