Anthony Jeselnik - The Worst Crowd I've Ever Had

#AnthonyJeselnik on staying at his girlfriend's parents house, covering for his brother, and why he's not going back to Great Barrington, Massachusetts.
#AnthonyJeselnik stand up from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2010.
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[@groowanderer]

I heard of a performance Anthony did in which the crowd bood a joke. I thought this was about that time, but no. The time he got bood, he waited for the crowd to quiet down, then proceeded to tell the exact same joke, word for word. Legend.

[@jeronimovanegasperez9579]

People shouldn't pay to see shit their softass can't handle.

[@loficat4993]

That was a miscarriage joke, and the lady said she had 2 miscarriages. So he told her that.

[@HardwiredZ06]

Every time a video like this gets posted this reply will automatically appear in the comments because Legend.

[@modest_mind2526]

Booed

[@jimbojones8208]

@@modest_mind2526 I was saying Boo-urns

[@nrmdm]

That one girl's laugh in the middle of the joke got me crying laughing

[@derrickalbert4239]

That was the funniest part 😂😭

[@Angelica-nk2wh]

🤣

[@BobbySacamano]

99.9% of the time it would he annoying but that really was so perfect. My kind of girl.

[@eternalflame9339]

I like your style lol

[@Sabrina-el7rn]

And the topic of the joke just made it better

[@weesnawwazniak]

I’ve always loved how aggressively chill his delivery is.

[@russellcarter6451]

"aggressively chill" is the perfect way to describe it. bravo :)

[@sybotrybo1609]

he talks totally different in real life, fast.

[@jasonprice5307]

Real life lol @@sybotrybo1609

[@sirmount2636]

Cold.

[@PaulWThompson]

One of the best ever in the business. Nobody misdirects a joke to the surprise punchline better than Jeselnik.

[@gustafsone]

@@ginalinetti8975 Yeah, but with Sandler it's more of an accident.....mistake....tit.

[@mukulsharma5636]

best ever?????? Thats a stretch and then some

[@shustyrackleford_710]

Hardly, every punchline could be seen coming from quite a ways a way. Maybe not the specifics but his recipe is painfully simple and he doesnt do a good job of being clever with it

[@Iamnotabug]

I like him, but prefer Jimmy Carr.

[@fuckamericanidiot]

@@shustyrackleford_710 His jokes rest so heavily on the punchline being a surprise; when the punchline ends up not being a surprise or the surprise isn't that funny, it's really unfunny. He is pretty unique and he's clearly funny, but when I sat through a 2 minute joke of his only to predict the punchline before he said it, I had to turn it off. Second guessing is a technique but just like in music, tv or movies you can't rely entirely on it because it itself becomes predictable and boring.

[@FrankBlocc]

The girl laughing before the punch line... That's the kind of girl I want and I'll never settle for less.

[@joshblank4579]

Fredrik Duvek good luck findin her brody

[@okay-yc3ef]

:/

[@RsSlay]

She was literally disabled. I like your style

[@lianjohnston461]

Just before that you can hear her laugh really loud at a joke and Jeselnik looks are her kind of surprised how loud she was. 1:18

[@galaxyofreesesking2124]

yeah all the other girls laughed after the punchline igotchu king

[@Fireguy723]

I want Anthony to deliver my eulogy...lmao

[@davidmsirois]

hopefully soon

[@mt-zf6xp]

"I know we all wish Jason was here right now... especially me so I wouldn't have to be here. This whole funeral thing is kind of a drag. Not my style."

[@williamwinder5011]

Sure wish I gave enough of the s*** about Jason to save him from drowning. But that's just not my style.

[@anonymouse7095]

Jason Wolf i’d like to take a moment to tell all of you several of the wonderful things I know about Jason Wolfe. OK, see you all at the wake so we can get drunk and forget this dumb son of a bitch.

[@AravindPradhyumnan]

I want him to deliver my son's, so I can watch it.

[@AllenBars]

All those dislikes are from Great Barrington, MA.

[@glennielsen]

Fuck Great Barrington Massachusetts

[@bigmex8794]

😂😭☠️

[@Littlesaintfortnite]

all 224 of them!

[@keennickolas8575]

at least, it won't be more with their rates :3

[@romanlouw9446]

Im from great barrington and this this was fucking hilarious. Hate my shitty town lmao

[@ftw4291.]

Lmao that one girl made him actually get a true laugh and smile haha you won’t see that normally from him

[@sebastienmorningstern6838]

he sounds like he reads Shakespeare lol

[@youngstudIL]

Kaleb Worley Holy shit. It does sound like he’s reading poetry hahaha

[@myafaith0825]

Well he does have a degree in English.

[@reint8141]

His delivery is art

[@johnbuck4395]

I believe that Shakespeare was the title of one of his audio specials. LMAO

[@unowen-nh9ov]

He sounds like he thinks he wrote it.

[@mr.airball0119]

This man is the master of misdirection, right up there with norm Macdonald

[@mr.airball0119]

Pissed Bob Ross lmao

[@unusuario5173]

I don't know, man. He is good. But Norm Macdonald is something else.

[@josh_yep.]

Are you sure?

[@JiveDadson]

He just needs a few decades of life experience and wrinkles.

[@KptnHaddock_]

Pissed Bob Ross He‘s great, but he‘s no Norm

[@Cokoanut]

"It's a nice place, it's got tree's and shit.."

[@chikinsami4230]

courtney jamison that line didn’t get as much love as it deserves

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

... trees* (plural, no apostrophe)

[@Scratchingforcash]

That girls giggle was adorable.

[@Zathren]

Oh my God, it's been years. Love you Anthony, you're an absolute joy.

[@JohnDoe-ij7et]

that girl laughing cause she already can tell what’s coming kills me, so good

[@FullofProgressive]

I've been to 4 of his shows and I can totally relate to her.

[@harlemdeni]

This was dark as shit! and just as awesome!

[@BobbySacamano]

Just as awesome as what? Dark? Or shit?

[@abhikchattopadhyay9080]

@Vankruze are you describing your relationship with your babysitter?

[@EJofLA]

So dark and yet so cleverly amusing. I always feel a little like I'm watching a psycho perform.

[@leoncadejr998]

"Let me learn you something ". Lol I lol'd at that.

[@johndoe4073]

1:20 - That woman's laugh (and his response) was hilarious!

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

I love this guy. His latest Netflix stand up is brilliantly amazing.

[@esscate]

sinkiy His first two specials were better imo

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

Bary Marsh I only see one on other one Netflix ? (2 total) Is the other on on KZbin? I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it. I wish I could say one was better than the other but they are all freaking awesome lol

[@esscate]

@@The_Primary_Axiom Calgula and Shakespeare were his first two specials and i think they're on youtube and they're also on spotify. But idk, the jokes in his new special are just as good but I kind of enjoyed his standup more when he seemed a bit less full of himself.

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

@@esscate awesome thanks. I'll find them

[@erichargrove2287]

I barely laughed at his latest Netflix special.

[@RJMacReady1]

This guy and john mulaney are among the purest comedians working today.

[@MrRoombastic]

He controls the crowd so well i love it

[@ParadiXe311]

Montreal has really good crowds.

[@pippa_peg]

1:25 His reaction is priceless 😂😂😂

[@accailliacarter6059]

That closer, what an absolute mad-lad

[@mauriciogerhardt3209]

A Jeselnik video can be liked before even watched.

[@davidmurphy8364]

This guy is legitimately one of the best around

[@tfnine9031]

Brutally, unapologetically hilarious as always. Well done Sir! 👏

[@galacticwarlock2271]

That bird joke was good.

[@TheSpineSplitter7]

Oldie but a goldie

[@iflywiteguy18]

shamelessly have stolen this a numerous occasions, well maybe not stolen because I'm not doing standup but like used for watercooler garbage, always gets a hella laugh, and then i always tell them the truth and to look up Jeselnik haha

[@oprahsgran5989]

If u were 12 yea

[@christineferreira2181]

I love Anthony’s dark humor and delivery 😂

[@i3k291]

Epic set

[@stella599]

1:52 omg that smileeeee 😍😍😍

[@beachbrunettexx]

Makes my ovaries explode

[@lancedeejay]

This is effortless comedy. Love it.

[@FrknRican86]

Hes so nice to look at.

[@michaelderyder426]

So are you...

[@FrknRican86]

@@michaelderyder426 haha thank you.

[@michaelderyder426]

You are most welcome. ;)

[@bruin1771]

Looks better now that at the time of this video

[@eklctc1Kng1arrw]

It sucks that she got aids.

[@ydiotboi]

this man knows every finish combo there are. thats how good his punch lines are.

[@cheebone3152]

His show Thoughts and Prayers is insanely funny. Love this guy!!

[@keennickolas8575]

"What are you crying about? You've just got a hair cut! ... I am the one, who has to find a new girlfriend." true dat :3 xDDD

[@jonathanlevanthrax3554]

He's my favorite comedian,(🦈 party).

[@dylansquires439]

Jonathan Levanthrax shark party

[@Shawnaldo-jh3ve]

So sad shark party got his show cancelled. Snowflake generation couldn't handle it.

[@NoQualmsTheArtist]

FK yeah, shark party! 🦈🎉

[@j0ndav1s]

This is one of the best standup routines I've seen lmao

[@MrPutrifyingEagor]

Love this guy! Brilliant can’t wait until I can see more of him!

[@boosterprime5757]

This man is the King of the One-liners...

[@Snollygoster-]

Jimmy Carr holds that.

[@aboxes85]

Just saw Anthony last week at the Comedy Store and he still killed it. Guy has best timing and delivery

[@justinmccoy510]

Dude Anthony is one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen

[@tiptina55]

Impeccable timing

[@emileogonzalez4454]

He killed it with the last joke 😂😂

[@scales1020]

Outstanding ty \m/

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

His delivery is golden...

[@backwoodsoutlaw5977]

This is amazing!😂😂

[@LePageChannel]

Humor keeps evolving. This guy is amazing.

[@billthecat666]

I love how intricate the timing and wording is for his material.

[@marinichalex6]

How have i only just now heard of this guy, he's hilarious

[@Sawyerboytv]

Alex Marinich you should definitely watch his Netflix specials then, this is a joke.

[@lucastrader8320]

Thats what im thinking too im always searching for new comedians and youtube never recommended this before

[@Onthebrink5]

@@lucastrader8320His earlier material isn't on KZbin since his deal with Netflix. Caligula was on KZbin for years before that.

[@thatoneguykaboom7329]

video quality is fire

[@mysticmistress6101]

I love his smile

[@IsaiahINRI]

Honestly, deep down I really hope that he actually said that.

[@jaykay3512]

That last burn? Because that's epic lol

[@jasonjewell1667]

He did.I know Because I was there with my family. I would have my family verify it for you,But they already killed their selves

[@ChrisINFJ]

running on 4 hours of sleep and i have a big stand up playlist and its on random. im quite tired and when it popped up i smiled and all i could think of that resembled it was when the Grinch smiles from literally ear to ear

[@nightpilot154]

1:25 Made me laugh and smile for five minutes straight!

[@iCanBeHeroic]

This guy is like R rated Mitch Hedburg

[@rabidpepe8053]

I loved Mitch.

[@derickvinyard4075]

Reminds me a lot of Daniel Tosh. Same kind of dark and 'in your face' comedy style.

[@KentBuchla]

The difference is Jeselnik is actually funny.

[@Kikan319]

@@KentBuchla and doesn't rehash his jokes every damn stand up either... lol Daniel was funny at first then he became really stupid pretty quick.

[@virces6563]

Mitch Hedberg is a God. Jeselduck is tame and lame

[@yremogtnomnad]

"point out the obvious: you should all move" killed me

[@aftersexhighfives]

Properly funny.

[@mambaforever950]

Oh man get it!!! Loved it🤣🤣

[@xenalopez126]

i LOVE THIS MAN

[@mickyboy4504]

love this guy. top 5 comedians ever

[@danokitemanotoo1791]

Almost fell out of my chair when he said, " . . . But The Bird Was Cool." Hahahaha!

[@joshjohnson3347]

I CANT BREATHE

[@anthonymartinezii1830]

Pure Gold! And if you aren't Anthony Jeselnik to yourself.. let me learn you something HE'S A STRAIGHT UP GENIUS!

[@fuuuursure]

The delivery on that parakeet joke is legendary

[@jackkelly9048]

I live a stone's throw away from Great Barrington, MA. Makes this bit so much sweeter.

[@chillones9574]

LEGEND +GOAT= Anthony Jeselnik

[@beandip9824]

That redhead near the middle of the video was fineeeee af

[@yuvrajahuja1857]

Awesome

[@CoachellaAngel]

I’ve seen this 7X and still bangs

[@aconvowithcrissee222]

I LOVEEEEE him omg one of my top 5 comics

[@tonychase9376]

who are the other 4?

[@xxpeppers7xx]

Your butt cheeks

[@Adnezal]

He’s the best at one liners.

[@RafiBarides]

“But the bird was cool”

[@Keviekev115]

Hes the "Chad" they warn you about lol

[@cp_digital]

This is one of the best jfl sets I've seen on this channel. The crowds in Canada are known for being tough audiences for comedians but jeselnik won them over with his "I don't give a fuck" persona and killer dark bits. Anthony is right up there with Mitch hedberg and Steven wright.

[@drlarrylammers2829]

Great delivery

[@Lymbe06]

I feel people didn’t appreciate the second option enough. “Move!”

[@paultrevorbale2440]

Incredibly funny man!

[@ceastep2360]

king of two liners

[@bradking420]

Anthony is a good dude. Most comedians would have belittled that chick for laughing so loud before the punchline or told her to shut up or get out for taking some of the spotlight off of them but Anthony handled it respectfully and professionally.

[@hatsaok8153]

All it took for her to laugh was the mere mention of AIDS.. I think he genuinely liked her style

[@tonyhughes110]

She wasn't unruly or trying to be disruptive, she was genuinely laughing hard, so I think he appreciated it! Of course, on his special "Thoughts And Prayers", there was that woman laughing like a hyena for the first part of the show, and he handled that really well too.

[@jdx4174]

"Hey, I have aids" - "I know!" 😂🤣🤣

[@kevenquinlan]

Aww, such a funny dude. Always a fan.

[@AlilishSuki]

Wow, this guy was awesome. Timing is so good

[@justforlaughs]

We agree!

[@cavetr0ll]

Too good

[@vajs6312]

Even better than his jokes is the morbid voice and style he delivers them in 😆 a great find.

[@marqevox9745]

Genius!!

[@David-R.]

2:03 out of all your jokes, that one is the most creative. It just shows how vivid your sick imagination can get LMAO also that bell around your grandma's neck. Well all of them are good but that one impressed me, as silly as it sounds

[@lboiv001]

Great one liners here

[@disiamtheillusion]

The jeselnik Xmas marathon rolls on😜😜😜😜😜😜

[@queenquitalaw5337]

One of the best comedians! Please watch his Netflix stand up.

[@swizzler8053]

The first one was epic. The last one was mweh.

[@glamdoll9082]

Hes so cute! And funny🤗

[@axelwulf6220]

This act was my first exposure to Anthony And I decided I liked this guy

[@gooooblaster1800]

That last part.. savage.

[@justingray2976]

What in the world makes this guy laugh? 🤔 I can't even sleep because I'm laughing so hard 🤣

[@jaysuneakle]

One of my all time favorite comedians!!!! He offends sensitive people, and sensitive is another word for weak.

[@bear5945]

Lack of sensitivity can also be a weakness

[@daapdary]

Love the haircut joke at 2:33.

[@farmlandusa777]

This guy perfected dark humor

[@Wtfdrewrustupid]

This is one of the funniest shits I’ve ever watched 🤣🤣🤣

[@pascalhuismus]

His smile at 1:55😍

[@djglennyboy]

I love this guy,, he's so dry and near the knuckle but he is soooo funny

[@robertocruz8429]

Great comedian