Anthony Jeselnik - Stand up for muslims

Jeselnik Offensive stand up for muslims
Video ends around 3:00, i don't know why but youtube automatically looped the video, not my intention, hope you liked the video.

[@superbanks3311]

Video ends around 3:00, i don't know why but youtube automatically looped the video, not my intention, hope you liked it

[@BoogeyManXX]

it wasn't looped, it was scrambled.

[@byewhobayou8868]

I think KZbin knew that we wanted to hear it again. Even if they did scramble it out of sequence! Great video clip superbanks!

[@toatsants]

I thought U had f@cked up, My apoliges, great video

[@mn46842]

@@BoogeyManXX p oh yyy

[@ittaiklein8541]

It was boring start to end.

[@kelvinkumar5572]

This video was edited by Christopher Nolan.

[@deeloc1993]

Better than Michael bay

[@ZodsSnappedNeck]

Still the most underrated joke in KZbin history

[@grapenutz1137]

Video was edited by a lawnmower

[@JonathanMarsala]

@@ZodsSnappedNeck why tho? explain with examples cus im really curious

[@nolanknight4162]

Great comment, dude. From a Nolan fan lol

[@zahkendov]

Forget jokes about Islam, that "sorry that was insulting. what'd u do to this woman" line killed me :))

[@adamc1966]

Yes best line in the video.

[@Amitttttttttttttttttt]

Got me too

[@mythocrat]

hahahaha thst was amazing

[@sexobscura]

it was a necessary amendment

[@nah-brah]

As a Muslim this was awesome. Very good way to mock prejudice

[@creepofreek4853]

Anthony Is by far my favorite comedian. His Dark humor has inspired me to do stand up comedy and start a KZbin channel. The way he mixes Tragedy and comedy is amazing

[@enriquepelenato4956]

look up Sam Hyde

[@abhikchattopadhyay9080]

@@enriquepelenato4956 he is good but no match for Anthony..

[@enriquepelenato4956]

@@abhikchattopadhyay9080 Look up 'Sam Hyde "Migrant Crisis" standup routine'

[@abhikchattopadhyay9080]

@@enriquepelenato4956 I have😇

[@enriquepelenato4956]

@@abhikchattopadhyay9080 I see

[@dustinscheller7795]

I miss his show so much

[@davidoberlin4186]

Imishishosho

[@WiseFidelista]

His podcast is funny

[@yaboisquidward2145]

@PapaGeorg10 i think they cancelled it because of "shark attack"

[@scoyounger]

@@yaboisquidward2145 "Shark Party"

[@michaelfarrow5817]

The "why did the Muslim cross the road" joke is wonderful.

[@tyjoseph5440]

This editing is worse than 9/11

[@SandraRegina-sm1wg]

Com'on is not that bad, plus 9/11it reminds me of that tragedy.

[@kenziii5973]

Probably cause all professional editors freaked out the second they heard isla..

[@clicheguevara5282]

Worse? What's wrong with 9/11?

[@freekshow]

Hah, both did the same thing twice

[@dioandgomezthenavyburglars5596]

911 was an inside job.

[@Robisquick]

The funny thing is, this brings people together more than trying to work thrice as hard to not offend anybody which in turn makes everyone more and more sensitive.

[@martialmusicman]

Anthony is lowkey woke and makes fun of everyone indiscriminately in ways that are actually aware and not ignorant.

[@grapenutz1137]

Everytime I hear the word "woke" it makes me cringe.

[@Spathephoros]

He's so brave to literally mock Christians and facetiously "mock" Muslims.

[@martialmusicman]

@@Spathephoros Maybe he sticks to making jokes about stuff he knows. Most Americans who talk about Muslims or Islam are doing so out of ignorance. He prides himself on smart jokes, not dumb ones. Also, there are likely a lot more Christians in his audience to offend than Muslims, so it is more brave. ;D

[@redhothchilipeppers6299]

@@martialmusicman Only difference is Christian's won't murder you for a joke.

[@martialmusicman]

@@redhothchilipeppers6299 Nor will Muslims, obviously. Only extremists of any religion would do that.

[@heathermcduffee7058]

My favorite part is when the guy hes interviewing says "stop YOURself" idekw

[@TheCbot88]

"common sense" lol

[@hosseinfaridnasr2778]

@Blind Brazilian Tex Atlantis but I think Muslims actually do love Jesus very much!

[@TheAngryIntellect-]

"quoting shit" lol

[@Saif_Iamgreat]

@@hosseinfaridnasr2778 lol we do love him very much....

[@lilred6791]

I love him! Literally my fave...i miss this show so much! 😢😢😢❤❤❤

[@michaelpondo6324]

Islam is a sick joke.

[@MoeLester195]

I'm a Muslim and I miss this type of comedy , raw no PC bllsht

[@brennencox516]

omg, it's great to hear new Jeselnik material

[@Spaghettaboutit]

Brennen Cox this was a TV show, you should check out all of the episodes

[@bubonikkronik6561]

@@Spaghettaboutit have an idea where i can? watchseries stopped working

[@Spaghettaboutit]

Bubonik Kronik uh I'd guess Comedy Central dot com - if not Pirate Bay?

[@reemalzubaidy9434]

He didn’t not go far enough 😂😂

[@diegomorales8616]

Everyone was expecting a picture of Mohammed, but it was just Aladdin.

[@mistrlampshade]

thank you for clearing up that looping bs. seen it often.

[@bleuswifey177]

His adult humor i just love his honesty.

[@pyannaguy4361]

Anthony's a badass; I got to do just a little hanging out with him during the Roseanne roast & I think it was a "Last Comic Standing,"

[@andresherrera4158]

and? Dude, you left me hanging! I thought you were going to tell a story about him or something. LOL

[@pyannaguy4361]

@@andresherrera4158 Ha! A thousand pardons, my Friend, Andres! It's been more than a few years. I forget where I left my phone or glasses a couple times a day! 🤣 But, basically, "What you see is what you get, except he saves the biting wit for onstage. Out of the public eye, he's just a bright, regular guy without a trace of Show Biz ego.....sort of a humble class act!

[@Hellkite-er5pg]

I don't get the bar joke.

[@golhandincmen]

If I didn't know you since you were a tadpole, I would've swear that the video repeats itself.

[@trenapier206]

The bar explodes... 😂😂😂

[@Arnabit]

Is there a hidden meaning or it just simply the bar was detonated?

[@undebilefandepokemon3069]

I’m muslim and I found this hilarious.

[@lcb3129]

Cool! Because he’s just kidding

[@aaronschilling7302]

You don't have to believe Islam

[@loodlebop]

*bang*

[@omario2069]

Admiral akbar!

[@liampalmer4370]

How do we stop you hahah too good

[@crybaby3710]

i watched every episode of this show on Tuesdays in 2012 (including shark party) and was so disappointed when it was cancelled it was my bf and i's favorite show

[@NoQualmsTheArtist]

One of the best shows ever and shark party was awesome 🤣

[@d.b.1176]

🦈🇳🇿

[@AA-cu4jo]

what people fail to understand is that Muslims don't usually get offended by jokes on Muslims because we know we're normal human beings like everyone else having both positives and negatives... where we really draw the line is the jokes on our Prophet Muhammad (PBUH), because He's so much loved and respected and we believe that he was a perfect human being free of any error.. so that's the level of devotion and spirituality we have with Him that's why it's nearly impossible to tolerate disrespect to his name.. that's the only thing we care otherwise make fun of whatever you want no one cares 🤷

[@devanishant]

"Louis CK Learns About The Catholic Church."

[@GodMentality]

I felt like my brain was glitching watching this...

[@drinkspecials]

This was the best. Damn I miss it!!!

[@Rudrakxh]

i'm gonna tell my kids this video is where TENET movie idea came from.

[@sdry]

Jefferies: Take notes how it's done.

[@OfficialFingazMC]

Lol as big of a JJ fan that I was he'd never have the balls to do this!

[@ashchaya7676]

@@OfficialFingazMC Agreed. He's a complete pussy these days anyway.

[@stevelibby6852]

This video gave me a sense of deja vu?

[@isard7833]

I kind of loved the editing xDDD

[@hosseinmohammadi2800]

Anthony jesselnik is the most intelligent comedian on earth

[@jaredmclaren5571]

That dude said Robin Williams's performance in Aladdin was "awful??" Wtf are you smoking

[@dustinb2258]

Anthony probably punches people that say woke

[@tha1986]

Iconic!!!

[@shapesii]

Ah! I get it now. This explains the story line behind TENET.

[@aliaalmutairi4783]

love this dude

[@taspany]

0:55 both their smiles are so cute, but the interviewee's killed me

[@LiNoeliam93]

Yo. I think your vinyl video has got a big-ass scratch on it!

[@roncash899]

An eye opener for all these people who think Muslims can't have a laugh. Well played.

[@kristokiller1620]

he wasnt hard at all tho

[@nipplesmcscrotumballz8827]

“So tell me, how do we stop you?” 😂

[@barbaralyons3978]

As a Jew I love his anti-israeli joke. It was a great joke, because it was NOT a joke. You are really brave Jeselnik. The Israeli hit squads can find you anywhere and kill you. Be careful!

[@novationlandscapes]

I like this guy

[@kellenmcelrath678]

bracelet hittin!

[@andysamuel45]

i thought the crossing street joke answer is. to blow the fucking bar again 😂😂😂

[@mitchellboone9917]

Awesome editing job.

[@superbanks3311]

Thanks man, we do what we can.

[@AK907LSD25]

@@superbanks3311 I'm positive your aware the editing is awful and just extends the length of the video by repeating material.

[@saadofmotham]

Where Is His Show Now?

[@One-eo5lj]

he gets away with it because its funny. a lot of people into dark humour dont understand that

[@bumblebeechris]

the gentlemen playing the Muslim in the beginning was fantastic as well !

[@AT-yj8gl]

He IS a Muslim wtf. You think they don't have enough Muslims?

[@michaeltribbet9213]

He nailed this lollll this is hilarious

[@contardi]

I adore Anthony.

[@martinhealy2902]

Great stuff!

[@Studybud0990]

Seems like a straight faced Daniel tosh

[@ferbobian]

Why did they EVER cancel this show?

[@moviesbye9294]

Shark Party

[@15minutestoread97]

I heard it was related to the Twitter situation.

[@sdry]

To make room to shitty libtard Jim Jefferies show.

[@mikehunt9434]

sdry Does he hurt your feelings?

[@chrisvaldez952]

Mike Hunt he just sucks ass

[@uralbob1]

Brilliant!

[@roberthenrypoet]

Jeselnik is the man.

[@jonesalex565]

The drone joke was funny

[@hhazze]

Clip so nice they played it twice

[@josephellis3795]

This video is like a Quinton Tarantino film

[@danzwku]

i don't get the ''hey'' joke . anyone?

[@numbersabcdefg]

What the hell kind of edit is this?

[@6revoL6nataS6]

1:20 i feel like he meant tick tick tick tick boom

[@daveknight3940]

I love Anthony, but why is it on a loop?

[@uchibenkei]

ask russell peters how his comedy tour of the middle east went.

[@ebra711]

i think it went well, didn't it?

[@Ben-vt8ne]

Idk, I think the dude literally wants you to go ask Russell Peters.

[@ebra711]

actually from his statement he meant that he knows something.

[@dawankoya37]

Ok. How did it go?

[@fjjdghrfigj]

Ahh Man U arnt gna tell what how it went

[@corneanugeorge3491]

Is he still alive?

[@metatron3037]

Brilliant.

[@sebastianarroyo4924]

Amazing

[@BP2UTV]

What was wrong with Robin Williams in Aladdin?

[@MalcolmX.]

Jeselnik is Monster

[@alZiiHardstylez]

The only thing more repetitive than Anthony Jeselnik is this video. Phyllis Diller is here...

[@victorzodinmawia8633]

What you do to this guy?

[@aisforairborne]

I really thought he was going to have a picture of Mohammed.

[@elizabeth3280]

This was hillarious.

[@eddiebob77]

The woman who parked the car edited this

[@explosivefreak666]

..WHEN, are you ready to do stand-up for a group of muslims.?.. Answer : When you're givin' up on life..! :))

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

You seem to have absolutely no idea what puctuation is good for.

[@afifshabliafifshabli899]

the style similar to hasan minhaj

[@tonyanthony5105]

AMazing

[@Shairony]

Ooohh.... well done, Anthony! 😂

[@StanWilhite]

Why is the video looped?

[@KOLDBLU3ST33L]

That's some funny shit!

[@aryanensafi9410]

Those r too funny to be offensive 😂

[@sisigpapi]

I don't get the Israeli bar joke

[@MohamedHassan-ds4pf]

one is not israeli but a muslim

[@jovanleon7]

Apparently Anthony still has a fear bone in him because he couldn't bring out a picture of Mohammad and make fun of him. David Wood is much braver.

[@JacquesduPlessis11]

One guy is a comedian and the other is an apologist - they don't really have the same goals

[@jovanleon7]

@@JacquesduPlessis11 yeah, but Anthony was trying to present himself as this fearless comedian where nothing is offlimit

[@JacquesduPlessis11]

@@jovanleon7 That was part of the joke mate...

[@djbloodshot]

Unfortunately i drive the same shitty car that parked in those two spaces

[@streameant]

Keep them dominated, keep them civil

[@Evocati-Augusti]

1 billion,180 billion

[@RehmanKhan930]

I founding the looping offensive.

[@usmantahir4045]

Try inner jihad

[@meganperreault5191]

Hey you are kind of enough not Chris Amberlin you been really kind Like really kind I mean like REALLy kind to people.

[@user-yb2fl2zg6r]

2:31 It's mean the bartender's suicide attack? Someone explain it to me please.

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Does* it* mean*

[@zbi2zbu762]

answer his godamn question or stfu@@einundsiebenziger5488

[@federom2012]

Amazing editing

[@punjabiuniversitygeteducat71]

violence wins...

[@sea9994]

Great 🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻

[@pippa_peg]

I would ask him to do that set for a group of RSS members but I don't want him to die

[@hiraeth8452]

*proceeds to Mob Lynch*

[@lhinghoikimkim9074]

Recruitment by force may be the reason!!!😜🤫🤣

[@loverofthetruth6085]

Blessed is the man who does not walk in the counsel of the wicked or stand in the way of sinners or sit in the seat of mockers. But his delight is in the law of the LORD, and on his law he meditates day and night.

[@adrianmeyer9001]

bad parking is offensive

[@seanhammer6296]

"Inner jihad" Bwahahaha lmao Laughing is a victory in the "inner jihad."

[@Revelation22_5]

That make audience memebers head at 3:27 looks fake

[@Revelation22_5]

I know it’s real but just looks odd