Anti Hype House

[@pendaba3746]

“It would suck to be an average-looking teen right now.” As an average looking 16 year old I can say that it DOES suck, Cody.

[@nicandtine9048]

ur pfp i’m living for

[@kennedydoesmakeup]

it really does suck

[@-jore7581]

@YDK ORTIZ it really doesn't tho

[@-jore7581]

@YDK ORTIZ I'd rather be attractive and have acne than just be unattractive, I don't really need to explain that.

[@stessymwadime587]

YDK ORTIZ theres some people who just pull off acne. It somehow makes them above average

[@scorlanvoone]

"Normal house" is just a studio apartment with 5 tired college students who don't look both ways when crossing the road

[@k-i-l]

Damn that hit hard

[@aya-zi7cx]

thats just the sway house

[@Ashar121]

and too much Venmo usage

[@maggiemcleod6840]

Noel you are no longer allowed to say off camera jokes

[@nealgockel2437]

Ya'll really be drinking Dasani pretending like nothing is wrong.

[@janes8714]

Neal Gockel dasani is the best 🤔

[@paulcarmi8130]

@@janes8714 not even close

[@lizhatesu]

Paul Carmi it’s water how is it bad, don’t come for me i’ve never had it

[@paulcarmi8130]

@@lizhatesu it's worse than aquafina. It's worse than Arrowhead. It's worse than the Kroger Brand. Keep a safe distance at all times bro

[@almostatami]

@@janes8714 So you prefer the taste of melted plastic and old tap? 🤔 Cultured.

[@alaynal.4556]

“It would suck to be an average-looking teen right now” I CAN CONFIRM IT DOES.

[@rajatgoswami3542]

The L house got mad Mr. Struggle Vibes.

[@williambrown2135]

It's not even a house, like, they're so poor they living out of a car. Call it the Hype Honda. Or Hype Hyundai. Or any H car brand really.

[@cruzcontrol1303]

Hype horse&buggie

[@drugstorecowgirl222]

terrible toyota

[@fijisodaa9787]

poverty prius

[@Plasticityy]

fijisodaa HH

[@fdkid8004]

melancholic maserati

[@lightningcolond]

These dudes laughed at incel house for a literal minute straight I want what they have

[@ToDahRANDOMOBILE]

So glad Cody pointed this out. I deleted tiktok the other day because it makes me feel fat and ugly. If a 26 year old woman can be affected by this, how can an impressionable teen stand it?

[@reeceparker1236]

Natty B sorry but your weak

[@kyna6355]

Same im a teen and every time i open the app i see girls so skinny u can see their ribcage and it highkey hurts me

[@fernfernisfernie]

26 year old woman?? Wdym

[@cvlturestudio3534]

Lydia I mean girls that are so skinny that you can see their ribcage are not attractive

[@emmachance2993]

Reece Parker 😭😭

[@linusoppenheimer9248]

2:10 actually I’m pretty sure it was found out that tiktok was intentionally boosting content made by attractive people. Not 100 percent sure but I remember seeing it somewhere

[@jasminakhavan7437]

yea that is true a contract of theirs leaked saying they basically filter out any people that are deemed ugly from the fyp

[@toyconnoisseur4948]

This can't be true. A LOT of video clips are made by very average-looking peeps. A couple of major accounts over 1M followers are made by people who are really obese (remember that skinny dude/obese girl couple)

[@toyconnoisseur4948]

It's because attractive people normally get more attention because they are attractive... Thereby pushing up their page authority and increasing their chances of making it to fyp

[@jasminakhavan7437]

@@toyconnoisseur4948 i mean it was literally confirmed to be true because it was an official contract that leaked but the tiktok ceo came forward and said that that was just something they used to do and they dont implement it anymore so thats probably why

[@erossore8500]

Toy Connoisseur it’s true though. If you’re overweight in a bikini you’re more likely to get deleted than a skinny girl in one.

[@myajanette]

I'm a very average person, in fact, I'm the most boring out of all of my friends. *COMBINED.* Can I be in the Anti-Hype House?

[@lesley-annfenwick]

You got what it takes, kid.

[@politicsislitm8369]

I’d be down to be in it I am in fact quiet and shit at dancing and look average got dat long hair tho;)

[@ianduarte1992]

@@politicsislitm8369 the hair has to be greasy tho

[@anam2639]

Idk. You seem to have an extraordinary amount of nothing going for you... we’re really looking for people who don’t stand out as much as you.

[@-Tarzan]

JanetteSparks were going to have to see if you fit in. Like if you vibe with us and like fit with us. You know

[@Slightly.artistic]

This is what we all need during this time, a good laugh.

[@bluelips501]

I agree

[@Slightly.artistic]

Keeganz Im not being ironic at all. Cody and Noel are funny asf.

[@Slightly.artistic]

Keeganz that’s what I mean. During all the corona virus chaos, it’s good to have a good laugh and take your mind off the fear that news channels try to instill

[@mrboss9619]

Stfu

[@colereed7411]

@@mrboss9619 lol

[@cokeandcheese.6617]

_noel should have an onlyfans acc except all his uncensored jokes are in there._

[@vivi-dh7yl]

HAHAHA YES

[@iluv2meow]

y e s

[@Neo_Geisha]

Agreed.

[@GH29111]

And a race reveal

[@cloudrz]

ol

[@despicablyawesome]

every clip of the L house should be like a trainwreck you can’t look away from

[@waltersixinchsub9861]

hype house is like that anyway

[@despicablyawesome]

walter six inch sub true!

[@goodolealex9808]

The Ripe House

[@supguys2381]

GoodOleAlex *rape

[@bbqseitan7106]

Just a bunch of fruit rotting and the house is full of gnats

[@aliheikal2805]

Just a bunch of gamers playing fortnite the whole day Ohh....... Wait Thats the new faze house

[@MizzWezt]

@@bbqseitan7106 HAHAHAHAH LMAO

[@tts375]

It’s a R.I.P house

[@Samuel_536]

How about "the g-spot" ?

[@Me-vn3gz]

Samuel It’s full of only girls and no guys

[@ririban6212]

Me It's the spot where the gamers hang out

[@haha-lj5sq]

callback!

[@connerdearing]

Damn I forgot abt the g spot gamers rise up

[@gd2261]

K G Yeah they have Fortnite, Apex, and a ton of G-fuel haha.

[@clarkgomes3087]

The simp shed

[@skazyslimmly6629]

Clark Gomes that’s a funny way of saying hype house?

[@colereed7411]

Oh my God this comment killed me

[@nintendo101ish]

The Hypo House, where every dance is recorded in one take and its uploaded. No rehearsing, no choreography, you just GO

[@tristanhopkins6790]

Missed out on calling it the “Bummer Basement”.

[@tristanhopkins6790]

They don’t get a house, just one of their parents basement. Then they can even say “we came from the bottom”

[@miagailiunas4473]

Tristan Hopkins best one so far thank u

[@thuglifeinc4894]

Why not a simp cave? The L house. That sounds like a weed spot. 8:22 Noel started to sing Complicated by Avril Lavigne. Just got an idea. Why not do a shitty version of BOP on Broadway? Replace DaBaby with a akward white kid with less swag and get a skinny girl to replace the twerking girl. To complete this vision, you do a casting call. The criteria, very simple: 1. No rhythm 2. Average to below average dancing ability 3. No charisma 4. No personality

[@MrYelly]

But yo...thats Kiss From a Rose by Seal tho...

[@thuglifeinc4894]

@@MrYelly That's the first thing that I thought of when I heard it. So my ears need some tuning.

[@victoriapadilla8173]

literally the same as the hype house tho

[@musics4me]

What is simp?

[@daedra6709]

Where do I audition?

[@matiasvollan1286]

There is already a house like this. It’s called FaZe

[@cvlturestudio3534]

Matias Vollan dayum

[@courtney9180]

The boring bungalow

[@PunjabiGirl94]

The beginning is the first time I’ve heard Noel laugh that openly and it’s bringing me so much joy lmao

[@baileyking3608]

I'm not a teenager, but I'm willing to throw my hat in the ring for the L house.

[@jzee100]

Take this W though

[@tts375]

And another W dog

[@lj6284]

Taking L’s wasting my quarantine watching this. Mad worth it

[@danie1398]

8:01 wow that’s gotta be the best kiss from a rose cover i’ve ever seen

[@kamilia8536]

Anti hype house: Only POC

[@IHamilton9320]

Aw man how dare you cut out Noel laughing himself to death for like 2 straight minutes

[@zacktaylor162]

Y’all we need the love island part 12

[@Silviaovo10]

i love how even tho you have some differences in ur senses of humor you complement each other and its so amazing

[@yourcousinsshow5540]

The Simp House

[@mddskat]

My favorite clip EVER. Hearing Noel die laughing is so infectious in a good way

[@ethanellis944]

"The Alright Apartment"

[@josemunoz3143]

They could do “Incel Hotel” 😂🤣

[@iheartlreoy8134]

0:21 when you Noel and your boy cody hitting from back and it slip out and back in

[@williampb4166]

Every time Noel thinks of a funny thing he can't say, I wanna cry

[@Jem_Apple]

My audition to the L house or cool bungalow : I am average hight (5,10) I’m a little bit funny I’ve been told I’m average in every single way I’ve got an average amount of followers and I’m cool with everyone at school but I’ve actually only got a couple friends. I get average grades at school

[@helpimalittlelost1713]

YOU’RE IN!

[@justyoureverydaypig3716]

No need to flex

[@daddylonglegs9876]

What’s an average height tho?

[@ty2401]

you gotta be 27 and up dude

[@NightHawk2003]

Daddy Long Legs average height is being called short by tall people and y’all by short people.

[@Alec.V.]

Bruh what are you talking about? The normal Hype House IS the Anti-Hype House.

[@Bellas61]

Ahahha

[@TheShane12341234]

"Average Apartment"

[@YayMiko]

I looked up what an incel was and now I’m disturbed. 😳 I had no idea there were so many ppl like that out there.

[@kacibaci]

If you ever want to meet an incel in its natural habitat. Go on competition overwatch and literally just say hi. 😂

[@Vanadiummmo]

Kacie Lou or just go on the internet, easy

[@kacibaci]

@@Vanadiummmo faxs

[@Lawltasticness]

you’d be happier staying in whatever hole you crawled out of

[@Cornytaurus]

I wanna comment on what Cody said about never seeing average looking people on the tiktok for you page. While there is some truth to what he said, I think it all comes down to your likes. For me my fyp is filled with animals and vine type videos, if I want to see a dancing tiktok I’d have to look it up. I didn’t even know who Charli D’amelio was until after Cody uploaded his video mentioning her although I feel like I should’ve known because I’m 17 and go to public highschool 😂.

[@RadiumX]

Well, as of this week, tik Tok is out to remove posts from "unattractive and fat" people as to attract more users lol. So his statement is not all that wrong.

[@yellowcrocs9000]

Alan Trevino glad I’m not on tik tok then 😂

[@RadiumX]

@@yellowcrocs9000 same lol

[@dvb5670]

i just deleted it. i don’t trust tik tok anymore after i heard some shit.

[@binurajasuriya3253]

@Hannah Louise yh that's sooo true like I have Cody Ko, drew Gooden,etc but my friend has the mainstream tiktokers

[@eviewoodard1032]

you gotta have at least 1 person who tries to breakdance in the L house

[@drippy7398]

Bunch of 20 yr old living with 15 yr old girls in one house _THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS_

[@practicepodcast8499]

Ngl your guy's continuous laughing at the beginning took me out of my funk. Thanks again and always i love what y'all do.

[@alphabetazeta5373]

“Everyone is 27” Me, 27: shit. I’m required to like this. I second you put moms on there who are stressed tf out

[@mcfarvo]

The opposite of "hyper-" is "hypo-" so name it simply the "Hypo House"

[@ajtorres760]

Noel hiding his jokes is my pent up sexual frustration

[@joeyvaldez9958]

The Dull duplex

[@stormystark1474]

watching them just crack up for the first part of the video i-

[@ellieroubal3205]

I love how TLC made a generation of ppl who know the difference between Amish and Mennonite because one knows how to use a coffee machine and the other doesn’t.

[@carsonheschle642]

If The L House isn’t just the place where L from Death Note lives then I don’t want it

[@kh-jt6gv]

the hÿpë hãus

[@justine6599]

if i’m not 27 can i be in it? i know all the lyrics to all star. i also have no after school activities because of corona so it’s more time to practice.

[@olive-gy2rt]

Justine Rovnak all star is a dead meme fro seven years ago learn a new song

[@logged.in.]

@@olive-gy2rt shut up

[@MrCrockaG]

*In the middle of COVID-19 isolation* Cody: 4:25

[@jm-tl6od]

Look at Cody in the $700 John Elliott hoodie. I always wanted to know who was paying retail for John Elliott and now I know. It's been Cody this whole time.

[@leann4265]

j m hoodie goes hard though ngl

[@potatoluna3389]

"It must suck to be an average looking teen right now." Me, an average looking 17 year old: TRUTH!

[@BronwynAlexandriaa]

Noel needs to say every joke on his mind - i just need to laugh.

[@KuLaydMahn]

I'm pretty sure the/an Alehouse is already a thing but go off queen. I cant wait to see what you two do with it!

[@voodoomamajuju8485]

“i wanna see some average dancing-a little off beat” we literally have daisy keech

[@Golden5711]

"Two L's make a Dub" _--Cody Kowujcyvilz 2020_

[@Annie_Lynn]

As an incredibly average person in every way, who is 27, i would volunteer to be in the L house

[@gwynethcunningham2765]

I don’t know why but I love this editing

[@Kaastengels]

They made an anti hype house in tiktok called University of Diversitynd they don't require the members to live in the same place which is so fun

[@jakeruiz7421]

You need a fleet of sprinter vans for your anti-hype house.

[@keeleyharrison2470]

i have a horrible personality, am so freaking boring, cannot dance whatsoever and refuse to congregate in groups so i hope i will make it into the anti-hype house

[@yakovhadash]

cody it’s the apocalypse. tell us your secret jokes already

[@Paios]

Damn these fools really wear the same clothes every day.

[@Paios]

I'ma pop a quick like on my own comment

[@JaneDoe-kx3yz]

@@Paios gotta respect that man

[@sophiacdaly1125]

Speaking as a teenager (14) I can say it DOES put a damper on your self esteem but I bring myself back up by realizing that I’m a better dancer than them (i dance at a dance studio)

[@maybutnotaunt]

the L house sounds like the lesbian house

[@Mia-lp5rb]

omfg y e s

[@inactiveaccount4798]

the first comment was 'Peepee!!' 💀💀

[@evelynb.2434]

Noel and Cody's bungolow after-school special idea sounds like a child abduction scheme.

[@poshniall]

The xan house where lil xan and friends are barred out on the sofa

[@emmalaplant7865]

for the love of god make the L house a real thing so i can finally find somewhere i belong

[@aurorajs4278]

This was their funniest bit in a while i was crying laughing

[@antonfrieser8435]

sometimes when noel and cody are spitballing it sounds like inter-dimensional cable

[@fifthseas0n]

Pls make this snappy, I’m about to lose my teen-card

[@devonalyse4068]

i’d like to submit my audition tape for the “L” house

[@christopherminutolo9384]

They really should've kept Noel's laughing fit

[@dario6558]

can’t believe they missed on the opportunity to call it the average airbnb

[@brynt9835]

where we sign up for the L house tho

[@neighborhoodtatum6801]

the singing at 8:20 made my dog tweak out

[@totallypranked7904]

I’m a average looking person and I approve this message

[@G8GT]

do the tmg house next

[@TheBoardandThebord]

Pretty sure I lived in an anti-hype house when I was in college.

[@chocktaebolanca757]

Hahahahah

[@TelkaP]

My algorithm on my For You page doesn't show ANY of this stuff or boys with strong jawlines. Cody?? They know that's what you really want...

[@all-starmovies4676]

You should call it 'The Rented House' and it is litteraly just a house you rent

[@mickeydiesel4556]

They’re just describing Kidz-bop😂

[@meliaffs]

Why did I completely forget Noel was watching Provo on his stream

[@willc2153]

Melia Wolf idk where it went, we stopped in like the middle of it all

[@meliaffs]

@@willc2153 we can just hope it comes back

[@erinmcmahon5738]

Seal - Kiss from a Rose was all my mom listened to when my parents got divorced LOL wow what a fever dream

[@samstone6028]

The Dec Sub-Lease would be such a force

[@jlethal3304]

i cant have this much fun unless i'm drunk or high or both..i was born to be in the Anti Hype House

[@neonsubaru]

what’s the song that noel keeps singing? “u remind me of a kid from a ...”

[@KealohaHarrison]

1:44 Cody’s onto something, being average looking in high school was rough for me. I’m convinced I only initially learned how to play guitar to attract girls and now it’s my career

[@lenagolia8320]

no time like the present to get a hoard of strangers into a tiny space and have them live together!

[@federica.alice.carlino]

I like this brainstorming process

[@Perrito_Perro]

This needs clips of what they are talkin about

[@oskarsrozlapa7774]

Where can I sign up?

[@Tallandstrong45]

Skippy should be invite #1

[@Mikesta1_]

Where do i sign up?

[@rileelacey]

Can I be in the anti hype house

[@oliverclennan4809]

If your pfp is anything close to accurate, I think you may be overqualified