This doctor is dumb

[@loserdude7683]

Hes way too nervous to NOT have 20 teens in his basement rn

[@megafone11]

hilarious! each comment funnier than the latter.. But this one might be the winner!

[@Jolenesmart1980]

Fk it was on 420 likes I’m sorry

[@thisuserlovesharrystyles4473]

Your right detective stabler 🤔

[@fromonwizplaceholder5552]

only 20 you know the minimum is 32 i gonna have confiscated them

[@kaspercoppens5348]

free

[@jojocaitlin8508]

Man's struggling to breath... why's he in charge of immortality

[@williamkline6450]

His lungs are 70 years older than his blood

[@nunoaj4433]

He forgot to snort the blood so it didnt reach his lungs yet

[@sarahbabiker9963]

every breath he took was so triggering

[@alexandriamahoneyy24687]

“immortality”

[@VSGhostface]

this man sounds like he's scared to breathe

[@juliascrazyadventures6411]

Me trying to act like I'm not out of shape in gym

[@InTheNameOfLife1]

@@juliascrazyadventures6411 to hell with the gym, this is me after one flight of stairs 😂

[@mads72791]

He sounds like Arnie Hammer

[@Syd448]

Idk if it was just me but that breathing drove me INSANE 😂😂

[@ahshitherewegoagain7461]

@@InTheNameOfLife1 me getting in and out of the bed istg

[@kaiteychervenak7316]

Doctors: why didn’t you do a better study? Dr K: ☹️ it’s harrrrrrd 🥺

[@cool.6701]

*sharply inhales*

[@pizzainc95]

sounds like Mr Struggle

[@m00d77]

*nose wheezes*

[@carterd7720]

🥚

[@hilary8533]

@@carterd7720 🥚

[@herminator1613]

This guy looks like the dude in a zombie movie who is bitten but doesn't tell anyone

[@dilucmain9130]

LMFAO

[@me0w_grav3s]

NO 😳🤚 STOP

[@victoriacoleman1933]

welp. Now this is all i can see

[@monicaarcaro1356]

Hahahaha

[@cherreez3345]

OH MY GOD AHAHA

[@avindorsay8189]

the first red flag is that someone who looks 65 and is 35 shouldn't be the face of an anti-aging company

[@samimoritz4246]

no way that man is 35

[@Sparklove1]

Lol, I was thinking: first of all, shouldn't the spokesman look radiantly young themselves?? XD

[@abraxis7292]

He used to work at an aging facility before he took to the anti aging routine maybe. Lmfao

[@remin_a]

35????? my parents are about to hit 40 and they look way younger

[@Olivia_1100]

He looks more 45 than 65 but still, shouldn’t he be using his own treatment to look younger.

[@onethirtymoodtrblfan1858]

mfs talking like he’s trying not to burp every 3 words

[@LiamRaww]

cannot unhear this now. thanks for nothing

[@Tashellll]

Thank you 😂

[@irissayshi]

i'm not even four minutes in and this guys breathing is fucking killing me. Would never take health or anti aging advice from someone who sounds like this uuuuuuuugh

[@mrjohnnyk]

LMAO over here

[@mrjohnnyk]

Seriously dude I read this early on in this video and I'm crying over here watching this guy talk, just keep imagining him trying not to burp like he just slammed a bottle of sparkling water before he speaks.

[@hannahstudebaker1667]

this man's nostrils are hitting more whistle tones than mariah carey...

[@lily919]

LMAOOOO

[@cool.6701]

@Bisexual Guy pls it bothered me so much 😫

[@kittengurl220]

I didn’t even notice it until I saw this comment😭now it’s all I hear

[@KN-hg2nv]

bruh why Im laughing so hard

[@megorchard3526]

its annoying me so much

[@realsolidbongo]

Alternative title: “Sad Ass Middle Aged Man Reveals His Vampire Fetish”

[@oliviamaio5377]

LMAOAOA

[@honey-senpai4225]

This is too accurate 💀

[@tinyreena2667]

Either that or he’s just a vampire trying warm the world up to blood usage

[@Hihigh2thehooch]

That guy is breathing and moving around like someone who just murdered a person.

[@obscaden6609]

Mans is nervous

[@simrangill2189]

he knows they’re after him...

[@rebecca1517]

and then drained their blood

[@caitybennett8048]

noel? ya i noticed that too

[@largeman6]

he probably did my guy fuckin drank their blood

[@loreleis7482]

I could’ve gone my whole life without hearing this man wheeze through his nose while talking about women taking baths in blood

[@Jennifer_11]

😭😭

[@carolwtf472]

I cant stop laughing 😭😭😭

[@PoppysLilPlanet]

was looking for a comment on his nose-squeaking

[@DiamondM97]

Came to see if anyone noticed this, i hate it when people do that lol

[@silvercynic1111]

this is the best comment i have seen thank you for making me laugh really hard

[@leinaamatsuji-berry561]

“Right now blood can’t be patented” is the most fucked up and ominous thing guy said in this video actually, and he was saying some wild shit

[@ggundercover3681]

@MayG oh that sounds interesting

[@fathergreg3655]

Dr. K looks like he’s wearing his dads clothes as a kid

[@anniedangerface]

@Alyne B I’m getting secondhand anxiety from him, I know public speaking can be terrifying but I’m way too aware of his anxiety. He needs to take a deep breath

[@jaynieshepherd585]

yeah because he is reversing in age... 😂

[@EdgarX007]

Ugh ok so the experiment he's talking about never concluded it was the blood making the mouse young or if it was the fact that he now had another complete set of organs helping him as well......so yeah😑

[@icewallowkids6628]

jesus his sharp inhales between literally every word he says makes me die inside

[@danaidaccesss6241]

Now I can't unhear it

[@jenni4312]

It is so hard to listen to I’m actually getting angry LMAO

[@user-kw1xq2ef8i]

It really just makes my blood boil

[@bennywentpoo]

fr it makes me wanna punch some holes in my wall lmaoo

[@Syd448]

Same 😩 this was so hard to sit through 😂

[@yeahitsammara]

Whys this man sounding so out of breath each second

[@alexishicks8223]

he's definitely not doing these transfusions to himself

[@yeahitsammara]

@@alexishicks8223 boi be lyin when he said he seein "dramatic results"

[@alchemyanna]

He sounds nervous

[@aspenisthebest]

@@alchemyanna nervous cause he knows he straight lyin

[@melissamatshediso5048]

He's actually 104 so his heart is showing his real age

[@bichen-up-ur]

I want a full anime series on this. People find out the teenager's blood can age them back some years. People start mass harvesting teenagers. Years later the main character turns 16 and finds out his parents are only raising him for crop.

[@vivyash3851]

That sounds cool af. Reminds me of TPN

[@bones9532]

Thats basically Unwind

[@monbub]

the promised neverland be like

[@julesiebear]

I don’t really know about anime but the altered carbon series on Netflix where they get transferred to new bodies, reminds me of this…

[@SilencedTides]

promised never land type beat

[@seiashun]

"excess blood from blood banks" this guy straight lying, blood banks never have enough blood for people that actually need it, this is so incredibly selfish what the hell

[@cafedetaro]

a child with leukemia can use up to 250 blood packets, some blood donation campaigns barely collect 100 packets. there is no such thing as excess blood in blood banks. I'm so pissed.

[@littlebear9842]

Exactly what I was thinking. This makes my blood boil.

[@tishaliciouss2]

my friend needed enough blood to fill up 3 ppl, completely used all the blood in the hospital and he would have died within minutes if there wasnt enough blood. Now imagine selling that blood to l”ook youngrr”

[@anshi5098]

@@tishaliciouss2 AND it wont work. Young people dont have some sort of magic in their blood. Its all the same.

[@leahshannon759]

Yeah that had me confused

[@cherrymilksoda]

He low-key breathes like the creepy man behind you on the bus who's pissed off because you wouldn't give him attention.

[@angelinaquawas7337]

YES

[@idrankmyrtlebeach]

I recently was injected with teenager blood to reverse my aging and I hit the woah so hard I threw out my back. Dr. K please, how can I fix this, I was not aware that uncontrollable swag would be a part of my symptoms.

[@finky110]

I should not laughed as hard as I did when reading this

[@joshuabrien2970]

Well thats what happens when you get blood from a black teenager you just weren't prepared for the swagger the black teen had

[@candi4202]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 😂

[@trinbrin5143]

u must've been injected w my blood. sorry man I told them I had high amounts of swag they must not have written it down🙄

[@adelina-805]

I fucking love this comment

[@jimkokko5]

“Molecules decline as we age” Is there a word for that thing where somebody is trying to sound scientific but ends up sounding like he knows less than a highschool student

[@megusta5493]

Dunning-Krueger

[@johnstanley3939]

Jargon overload/pseudo-science

[@Maxineewing7501]

Pseudoscientific

[@iheartlreoy8134]

Idk but the real word for what he said is senescence

[@DarkwingDuc]

Shit, I thought I put little effort into my presentations, but goddamn, homie just threw up a drawing of mice, a photo of his parents and a poster of twilight.

[@pepps1943]

The short shakey sentences with absolutely no substance or valuable information as well 😂☠️😂

[@yukikanegawa7470]

Literally said that taking in molecules is rejuvenating. There's molecules in food, in air, in liquids literally everything has molecules. We take in molecules everyday. How did he even get allowed to go on tv?

[@kevinmcconnell8033]

this man out here literally trying to justify a historically known serial killer's actions lmao

[@xfreyawatson]

I think he called her ‘brave’ too lol

[@TeShiky]

The story of her bathing in young women's blood isnt actually reliable and there is no proof she did that

[@1dismine12345]

@@TeShiky butttt there is proof that she killed a shit ton of young girls haha

[@imjustdandy9799]

There’s plenty proof that she was an asshole to her servants and was definitely a bad person but all of the “evidence” that she was a killer came from a rival noble who would get her money if she died so...

[@localhammocker]

this dudes stage presence makes me wish throwing tomatoes was still a thing

[@caleigh6748]

I’ve been laughing at this comment for the longest time lmfao

[@2tont]

Dog LMAOOO 💀💀💀

[@squeeeebii-kb9xm]

It can be...

[@cothogaming3451]

Petition to make tomato throwing a thing again!

[@arivukosa8138]

was that genuinely a thing??

[@vigdis628]

his monotone voice, together with his heavy breathing so so fkn ominous in this situation

[@chocoberrymuffins]

"molecules decline as we age" Uhhh, molecules do not age... is he thinking of cells? Shouldn't a doctor know the difference??

[@laughable6650]

Maybe he means cells? But even then, that’s still wrong. Cells don’t decline. Cell production declines and DNA quality declines because yours cells develop more mutations over time.

[@Rosalie-yn1bt]

Technically molecules do deteriorate over time... atoms can lose protons (radiation) or neutrons to form new isotopes etc... but that takes lotsss of time lol. This “doctor” has no idea what he’s saying, bc that wouldn’t affect human ageing. He’s just putting random things together to make his case 😭 it’s so bad

[@thatalchemistlady]

Yeah, no, molecules are not what 'decline' in this context. He should have said cell production, which Bryce mentioned above.

[@Rosalie-yn1bt]

@@thatalchemistlady yeah 100%

[@chocoberrymuffins]

@@Rosalie-yn1bt I can see where you're coming from but that's still not considered deterioration or decline because radiative decay creates a different atom, not a worse one. Either way, the atoms in your body shouldn't be doing that unless you've been exposed to some really heavy radiation lol

[@raechillingmc]

I couldn't handle the smacking of his lips and the deep breaths he took every time he finished a sentence

[@PlasticDoll.]

it annoyed me so much

[@taylorfawn2012]

and the nostril whistling

[@sarahfreed8819]

@@taylorfawn2012 im so glad it wasn't just me

[@LunarEleven]

Yeah that shit aged me 10 years. Now I NEED teen blood to survive.

[@tishaliciouss2]

its after every 2 words oh my fucker

[@lostboysinc.]

His short shaky sentences makes me feel like he himself is not sure of wtf he's doing Like he went on stage and started questioning his research

[@Fishwithadeagle]

The way he's pacing is driving me crazy. Awful presentation skills

[@audreysutcliffe3992]

he's scary

[@leylakhan2213]

I read this before watching the video and for SOME reason thought you meant Noel lmaoooo

[@lostboysinc.]

@@leylakhan2213 OmGGGG

[@Juno12166]

@@leylakhan2213 I read so many comments like this before actually watched the vid lmao

[@yami4358]

"Ah, yes, I know this treatment sounds creepy, but look! A serial killer did it and yeah she was executed but look! She said she felt better! Aint that neat?!!" Bro,,,,,,

[@grantwilliams2650]

It doesn’t help that he just casually name dropped fucking Elizabeth Bathory? Like maybe don’t take her word for… anything?

[@poppyseed5270]

@@grantwilliams2650 I just choked when he said her name, I never imagined someone could use her name in the defence of pseudoscience that's some next level ish

[@cremetangerine82]

Slight correction: as a noblewoman, she couldn’t be executed. She was put into solitary confinement for the rest of her life.

[@poppyseed5270]

@@cremetangerine82 I read her jail cell only had a mirror in it so she could see herself age as further punishment... Sounds more like an urban legend than facts but imagine that

[@marleyy.valentine]

god i’m six minutes in and i cannot STAND how this man BREATHES. like shit dude if you need healthier lungs just attach a teenager already

[@MiniMomentsEdits]

😭

[@franchescapepaj6611]

Fr😂😂

[@sita487]

i think hes nervous/lacks self confidence

[@not_a_theist]

If you have ever known someone with a coke problem, you have heard that whistle...

[@LeahSunKyu]

I literally went down to the comments to see if someone was as annoyed as me. How did Noel not comment on it?

[@samb.8134]

The young and poor: "Eat the rich!" The rich and old: "Drink the blood of the poor."

[@poofer3878]

“Right now, blood can’t be patented” well that’s a one-sentence horror story if I’ve ever heard it

[@dylan7476]

Patenting your DNA to clone people when?

[@hazynico2314]

*"wassup young blood."* is gonna have a whole new meaning.

[@2imtst3rn]

it means RUN

[@emilal]

@@2imtst3rn it already means run

[@tanya16030]

Dr. K be like "I'm telling you guys, it works!" Source: trust me bro

[@AD-cy4vj]

Sounds trustworthy

[@mayormayo1853]

Me writing a paper

[@sophiaslater5173]

I mean fair enough, I’m a little lost, but fair enough

[@dakotadad8835]

I can’t stop focusing on this guys nose whistle, my man pick that shit out before you go on stage

[@snottyboy9983]

And that lip smacking

[@yoonglesboongles3668]

LITERALLY THO

[@tmcansing]

OMG THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING😫😫😫

[@siopaojoy]

I regret reading this comment 🙃 I can't stop hearing it now.

[@hadley7309]

😂 Yessss, I’m surprised Noel didn’t say anything about it.

[@tasmiaansari6500]

someone said the more hair cody grows, the balder noel gets and i cant stop thinking about it 😭😭

[@nathanielreid5626]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

[@user67ui]

So fucking true

[@yurinoworry]

Thank you for this

[@matthewcochran1522]

1st law of Conservation of comedy

[@mia-xy8oq]

he looks so good with long hair...why does he keep shaving it off 😭

[@Giuseppe326]

“Molecules decline as we age” Bruh what molecules. Literally everything we know is a made of molecules. Expect for empty space which is THE ABSENCE OF MOLECULES. Like could this dude be any more vague?

[@Never_at_All]

I've heard the whole "young mouse, old mouse" thing before, what a lot of people leave out or forget is that the reason the old mouse got better is because it was using the young mouse's organs, the young mouse however got worse because it's organs were basically supporting 2 separate mice. Also nice vid noel!

[@martyna9441]

Yo your giving him ideas. Next in line is ambrosia teen organ treatment

[@perrilewis180]

@Dynah Dixon so the evil queen from snow white is real?

[@krose1551]

is there even a difference in the molecular structure of old people plasma and young people plasma?

[@thatalchemistlady]

I thought of Hugo's pigeon-rat from the Simpsons, lol. Also, yes, you are correct.

[@mathematics117]

@Dynah Dixon I read a fictional book a long time ago where the premise was a rich guy would clone himself and then harvest organs when the clones were like maybe 12? It was a really creepy book, can't beleive that it's a thing is semi-real.

[@ekeneemenike4881]

Of course, bro is from Florida. Alternate title: Florida man injects teen blood into his parents

[@princesskxylx]

Dr.K really trying to get people “healthy” but he’s out of breath with every word he says lmao

[@BigBrain-xs8hd]

Bruuhh

[@Thejizzyjessica]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@le24006]

Forrealll

[@karstencarsten9964]

He sounds like elon musk

[@ha-kf3rd]

his breathing makes me anxious.

[@alexdakers257]

The way that this literally could be a Black Mirror episode

[@seanodoms7848]

Mr. K’s breathing is so heavy, he definitely knows something.

[@MagicJack4Life]

No, he’s just low on prepubescent blood infusions.

[@jasminel9815]

I noticed that too. I think that might have been Noel not the dude, maybe I’m wrong tho 😂

[@seanceknowles2911]

He’s just a mouth breather. He’s on stage so he wants to look normal, but any other time he would be the kind of guy to breath through their mouth.

[@antiharley]

heading him breathe is making me breathe heavily lmao

[@bartholomewsharqiurius6566]

Now that you pointed it out I noticed it through the entire video. This made his speech so uncomfortable

[@EMoney763]

Seeing Noel with that filter is horrifying, no offense

[@EMoney763]

@Adinda Fathira Fasya the one where he looked young

[@gamatotchi]

he looks like ghost face james charles

[@sanju1647]

I think the old one is scarier

[@EYEGAIN]

@@EMoney763 both

[@EMoney763]

@@EYEGAIN everyone has their own opinions

[@qwertyboi7695]

You can here the mouse he sewed to himself every time he stops talking

[@kdj1935]

oh no😭😂

[@iammeg7761]

hahahahahahahahhahahaha

[@hilary8533]

NO 💀

[@unidentifieduser]

biTCH AHAHSHHSJAHSHS

[@empyrreann]

The noise that just came out of my mouth reading this comment while listening to him talk

[@daan.m]

"molecules decline as we age" that makes literally no sense at all, what is he even trying to say lol

[@caden90]

I'm surprised that Noel didn't even comment on Dr. K wheezing every time he spoke like that penguin on Toy Story

[@tobiasotero4582]

bro I swear it drove me crazy

[@korakat4132]

Not the penguin from Toy Story😭😭😭💀

[@HaileyElizabethh]

all i wanna know is if it works so well THEN WHY TF IS HE BREATHING LIKE HE JUST FINISHED A MILE

[@dominikwimbush5364]

😂 oooof

[@misskaydawkins]

It’s the nose whistle for me

[@sammikits8001]

I could not stop hearing it every two seconds and it was like the opposite of asmr

[@Jennifer_11]

@@sammikits8001 exactly it pisses me off 😖

[@kiyesi]

+, he looks like that and he’s THIRTY FIVE

[@g.u.m9776]

“In the 1950’s scientists sewed together 2 rats” ya, and they also did labotomys.

[@dababy8364]

What's that

[@phoebelongley4127]

@@dababy8364 lobotomies are when they poke ur brain with a stick through ur eyeball and hope it’ll fix something

[@dababy8364]

@@phoebelongley4127 ahhh thanks man

[@g.u.m9776]

@@dababy8364 essentially, they would hammer a chisel into your head through your eyes claiming that it could cure different mental disorders.

[@speshulgay]

The rats were sutured together for a month and they were not only sharing blood but organ functions that’s probably they only way it would work.

[@d3nt391]

is nobody gonna mention that his seinfeld voice is spot on

[@c0131-c2r]

fr

[@G42-n3e]

Hes 100% the type of guy to have kept his crushes tissues to clone them

[@ihatemaxx]

that’s too specific

[@alexdanderdoo6913]

I understood that reference

[@bannahhanana8504]

In the 3rd grade a boy had a crush on my friend, at recess he came up to me and another friend of mine and asked us for some of her hair so he could clone her and "make her his girlfriend"

[@G42-n3e]

@@bannahhanana8504 I think that takes the cake for most disturbing thing I've ever heard

[@jamietumiel4421]

🤣

[@jobeiden]

my therapist: Young Noel can't hurt you he's not real Young Noel:

[@Husso.17]

Young Noel kinda fine though 😳

[@user-ks6db4js7z]

@@Husso.17 down cataclysmic

[@krusher181]

This format is becoming tedious

[@ay881]

@@Husso.17 he do look like sneako

[@imjustdandy9799]

He’s just straight up lying about that Cornell mouse study. Like, that’s not even a valid interpretation of the results what the hell.

[@tabbiethecat]

dude, when my grandma got her first infusion after being anemic for years and years, she felt like a superhero. i think just getting transfusions sometimes makes you feel better because you may be low on certain stuff in your bloodstream. it's not some magic anti aging cure all

[@alexey5481]

"molecules decline as you age." What. That means nothing. Molecules are bonded atoms. So, with that logic, just give me a fat bag of atoms.

[@williamkjellstrand5280]

yeah just do a atom-transplant and youre good

[@Andy-200]

please as a biology major i had to pause and gag like whAt💀

[@EdgarX007]

Ugh ok so the experiment he's talking about never concluded it was the blood making the mouse young or if it was the fact that he now had another complete set of organs helping him as well......so yeah😑

[@mathewstark6429]

Don't quote me on this but, I think he's trying to say that the molecules in our cells that keep us young slowly stop producing as we age.

[@LunarEleven]

If he wanted to talk some actual biological science, he could have discussed telomeres...

[@thegirlwiththatface]

This guy sounds like he’s trying to make young people into a fountain of youth for old people.... this literally could be straight up out of a dystopian novel

[@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587]

srsly scary and disgusting

[@nicole17555]

Sounds like the book Unwind by Neal Shusterman!

[@emilyharfst6468]

@@nicole17555 I love Neal Shusterman!! The Scythe books are so good 💙💙

[@maggiemay896]

this is exactly what i was thinking too

[@maggiemay896]

@@nicole17555 yes! i remember reading about this book

[@mariaisabel8145]

the silence during the lecture, his shaky breathing, the mouth noises- I don't think I've ever been more uncomfortable

[@oz121]

I don't think he's been more uncomfortable either no one watching was comfortable

[@MinimiMax]

So I gave my friend some chocolate and asked him how he feels. He said he felt good so that is my scientific proof that chocolate makes you feel good. You're welcome, world.

[@imogen3288]

His nasally, high pitched breathing every time he stops talking for a second is making me insanely mad

[@ari1758]

ME TOO WTF

[@zackkarma7760]

Holy fuck i thought i was the only one. I actually had to tolerate classmates who breathed like that into my ear! Feels disgusting

[@SwedePotato314]

That nose whistle 😬😖

[@merope8014]

Same!!! Makes me shiver

[@unquietgrave4444]

Bruh! I was losing my shit, i thought it was Noel going that only to figure it out when he paused the video.

[@erikaayers6551]

This man does not breathe. He sounds like someone has to remind him every 6 seconds to take a deep breath in.

[@dilucmain9130]

he’s breathing manually

[@TheZombifiedGuy]

He's got an earpiece so the mothership can coach him. "Remember Zynglok, consume oxygen, expel carbon dioxide. Consume. Expel. Consume. Expel. You're doing great! We'll have a full supply of homo sapiens blood in the flick of a tentacle!"

[@moose52642]

once armie hammer finds out about this, he'll be all over it

[@yungyokaiwatch1139]

i dont get it

[@hannahgoldberg4800]

@@yungyokaiwatch1139 Armie Hammer got exposed for being a cannibal and wanting to drink his gf's blood

[@AmY-gm2qs]

@@hannahgoldberg4800 what a weirdo

[@junjin8763]

Lol he would just drink it

[@laura631]

@@hannahgoldberg4800 what?? isnt he the guy from that call me by your name movie?

[@user-of6cm1jl5x]

as someone who is balding, i can confirm that my evilness has increased tenfold

[@isabelkloberdanz6329]

I was giving him a chance but then he said "molecules decline as we age."

[@InTheNameOfLife1]

My biochem degree fell off of the wall and burst into flames when he said that

[@thatalchemistlady]

@@InTheNameOfLife1 listening to this while studying for biochem finals is damaging.

[@raedai8819]

I didnt understand that was wrong. Is that not true? Genuinely confused.

[@annique9186]

@@raedai8819 Molecules can't "decline". Molecules just exist. They don't randomly pop in and out of existence. What he was probably getting at is that the protective caps on our DNA strands decline over time until we die, which is why we age. If that didn't happen and the protective caps wouldn't wear out, we would keep regenerating cells at a high enough rate to stop us from dying of old age. (Don't quote me on this, it's been a while since highschool biology.) But yeah, what he said was just inaccurate and not exactly trustworthy.

[@mikaylakurtz8589]

age is when molecules

[@sigheu]

this is literally the most awkward man ive ever seen

[@EdgarX007]

Ugh ok so the experiment he's talking about never concluded it was the blood making the mouse young or if it was the fact that he now had another complete set of organs helping him as well......so yeah😑

[@alyssa01825]

What about skippy

[@A_Random_Rat]

16 year old Noel is cursed.

[@OCV102]

he looks full white

[@Yayahmari]

Ong

[@theochunck]

So so cursed

[@ayannabertrand6985]

Blursed you mean lol

[@amyr3718]

16 year old Noel gave me cancer.

[@mgames1710]

It's so crazy see how realistic Noel looks doing that old man editing thing on himself. Technology man...

[@taransmith3911]

Anyone who breathes through their nose while speaking the way this nasty man does cannot be trusted in any sense.

[@krusher181]

Nasty man lmfao, great wording.

[@annualleopard3063]

The guy doesn't even sound like he believes what he's saying

[@ThomSkateFB]

Lmao its like putting new oil into a 30 year old car, expecting it to run like new

[@enamored1]

nor does he look like it works

[@BrokenBabydoll]

That man is a shapeshifter. The whistling noises come from him not being able to breath through his skin suit.

[@michaelaokay5665]

Lmao

[@williamkjellstrand5280]

my dad sounds like that... should i be worried?

[@madimorie]

@@williamkjellstrand5280 yes

[@BrokenBabydoll]

Perhaps, it all might depend wether or not you yourself inherited this trait. If not, he’s probably just nasally backed up. Hope this helped

[@haileyveliz5470]

@@williamkjellstrand5280 nah he probably just got boogers 😋👍

[@simplebeauty120]

Is this not the plot of Get Out? This guy watched this movie and was like, "Oh yeah I can do that, bet."

[@P3N1SLUVR]

Wait he hasn’t even tried this treatment himself? And why TF is he wheezing after every word. Not a good spokesperson

[@EdgarX007]

Ugh ok so the experiment he's talking about never concluded it was the blood making the mouse young or if it was the fact that he now had another complete set of organs helping him as well......so yeah😑

[@yoink4180]

Dr.K is breathing so hard because he has a blood bag connected to him and the blood is literally energizing him in real time. He’s having a hard time staying calm.

[@dottyContrarian]

cute pfp

[@kaylabristol3635]

God this made me chuckle h a r d

[@InconsistentContent]

This guy sounds like his cholesterol is trying to fight his body for a place in his chest

[@Gorkha_plant]

This is top tier insult .

[@thetalker221]

Dude I CANNOT with this dudes whistle breathing after every sentence.

[@Lady_Crispr]

"Hey you know that lady Elizabeth Bathelroy that murdered a toooooooon of people and bathed in their blood? Maybe I should be like her a little." **stupid little evil giggle**

[@CelestheV]

Except that she never even did that, it was all a scheme to get her of the throne because she was a powerful and intelligent woman.

[@Lady_Crispr]

@@CelestheV Any proof? Because every history thing I have ever watched disagrees.

[@CelestheV]

@@Lady_Crispr You can do a quick search and look for yourself that all those allegations were fake because most of them were not physically possible, the human body has not that much blood to fill a bathtub and even if she had enough people, the blood would coagulate after a few minutes in the bath and not be useful There were a lot of people that debunked all the atrocities that were attributed to Elizabeth Bathory

[@yalissngom8135]

@@CelestheV she didn’t fill the whole bathtub with blood, she would mix it in her water. Also she didn’t have a throne because she was a countess not a queen of any kind, she was sentenced to death but her final punishment was (I’m not sure what’s the name in English) to stay in her residence, which was a enormous castle with a forest around it, so there are worst punishments out there. All the servants that were there during the acts (which included murder but also multiple types of torture) were executed.

[@jakubbukowski4276]

@rosy blood actually cele v is mostly right. Most of what you've said were allegations made by Habsburgs monarchy. There were two main reasons for that. 1. She inherited great fortune from both, her and her husband's families. She sold a castle to Habsburgs but never got payment for that. 2. Gabriel Bathory was her distant relative also prince of Transylvania. Him and Elizabeth Bathory would be strong alliance for the throne of nearby kingdoms. Their opponents were Habsburgs, actual royals at this time. The inheritance law then was that monarchy takes all the wealth of someone sentenced. So Habsburgs had a motive to weaken the power of Bathory's and also not to pay for the castle mentioned earlier. Anyway... She murdered all those people (mostly young girls) and her sentence was to move out? Wrong! Because it was an allegation to get rid of her. In that time there was charlatan among Elizabeth Bathory's circle who made bloodletting a thing. So of course there were rumors among local peasants against tough politician in foreign land. Elizabeth was kidnapped by Gyorgy Thurzo - palitine loyal to Habsburgs - without formal hearing. Her servants were tortured to say what was beneficial for Habsburgs. It's common tactics for politicians even nowadays. Sorry for not being precise, I'm not historian, but I have reliable source of that knowledge. Unfortunately it's in polish ;)

[@lizmaryf7892]

If this really worked I could only imagine how many teens would be getting kidnapped and sold for their blood.

[@anshi5098]

And imagine how many officials would be lying about the blood in the hospitals that they probably sold instead of actually helping people in need. Corruption would increase. Also people would lie about the quality of blood and end up giving some old dude hepatitis for money.

[@dylan7476]

How do we know this doesn't already happen? I mean Epstein got caught sex trafficking dozens of young girls, I wouldn't be surprised if the same kinda of operation is running among the ultra wealthy and powerful for organs.

[@sarahwillacker4135]

"That's where the evil is, on that part of the hairline." Not Bezos being fully BALD

[@autumn2111]

every bald man is evil

[@OCV102]

@@autumn2111 except Johnny Sins. He is teacher, firefighter, astronaut and much more

[@uglyndumb7858]

@@OCV102 and all around great stepbro

[@watcherofyoutube9678]

2:50-“most people have hair right here to keep the evil in” *points to bald hair*

[@georgiaw6414]

i can't get over the lil rug he keeps pacing over, he's like stuck.

[@maxwashere.]

He’s secretly a sim

[@aestheticaddict_]

this is so funny omg I didnt even notice the rug lmfao

[@kiyesi]

he can’t get over the rug either lmao

[@emeliapersell807]

i was a part of a ted event and that rug is REQUIRED. like you can't have the event without it, ted wont allow it

[@kiyesi]

@@emeliapersell807 woahh wtf

[@Zealspring]

The way he gets winded just from taking 6 steps tells me that this doesn’t work

[@EdgarX007]

Ugh ok so the experiment he's talking about never concluded it was the blood making the mouse young or if it was the fact that he now had another complete set of organs helping him as well......so yeah😑

[@airari24]

@@EdgarX007 Ohhh interesting!

[@haggler]

@@EdgarX007 I agree but stop spamming this on every other unrelated comment

[@nickrutsky242]

I like how the founder is 35 but looks like he’s in his mid 40’s

[@toniblanche683]

That's what I said! I was like omg he's the same age as me! What went wrong with him!!!???

[@uglyndumb7858]

It's his frame and hair. If he cut his hair and slimmed down, he might look younger but idk

[@rorybanwell4751]

Wait what???? He’s 35... my husband is 34 and looks so much younger than him WITHOUT blood replacement haha

[@nickrutsky242]

@@theniwaslike you’d think the guy who invented the reverse aging business would, you know, look really young

[@OneCash]

He's a couple dozen breaths away from his next heart attack and talks about living longer.

[@xandermin]

"molecules decline as we age" all the bio majors in the chat just fell off their seats

[@hellboy6536]

I was like, what the fuck.

[@wendys9500]

I didn’t learn that in biochem lol

[@vickylena7959]

so fuck telomeres? mans saying that you can alter your dna with TEEN BLOOD? bruh some collagen supplements will be more effective for the "declining molecules"

[@wendys9500]

@@vickylena7959 lmao exactly, this is the most pseudoscientific bullshit. Man thinks he can just say “molecules” and be done with it.

[@InTheNameOfLife1]

@@vickylena7959 I literally verbally yelled “telomeres!” When the fucker was talking lol. I wish the doctors show would have thrown that in his face and watched him try and dance his way into a convincing enough lie. As a Biochem/molecular genetics major I’m pretty sure “molecules just degrade so we age” wasn’t in any of my textbooks lmao.

[@ginevragobbato604]

Ok but when he said that his mother's skin improved i IMMEDIATELY thought: "Just like Elisabeth Bathory!... I hope he's not going to bring her up cause she's one of the most prolific woman serial killers in history...i don't think his clients would like to be compared to her..." aaaaaaaand then minute 7:52 happened....

[@nicoletrammell5852]

he called her a noble woman nooooo 😭

[@ginevragobbato604]

@@nicoletrammell5852 well I hope he meant it to describe her class status haha 😬

[@DRMC02]

That’s literally what I was thinking, “Is he really using a horrific serial killer who killed so many victims and bathed in their blood, as a source for his study?”

[@ginevragobbato604]

@@DRMC02 exactly haha! Like how’s that a good thing to point out?

[@DRMC02]

@@ginevragobbato604 my jaw literally dropped. I could not believe the stupidity I was hearing. He used the word “apparently” when mentioning her too. As if he didn’t know much about her. There is no way that it was a simple “oh I didn’t do much research on her other than knowing apparently she bathed in blood in attempts to make herself younger” That is definitely not believable. Even if she wasn’t a serial killer who used victims blood(and much worse) It still doesn’t change the fact that his example literally dates back to the 1500-1600s. I think that’s a majorly outdated source, mate. (Sorry I just am passionate about true crime and I learned about her case months ago, as well as I had taken my ADHD medicine so I talk a lot 😅)

[@emmalilianna5992]

mr K has the personality of warm lettuce

[@rickyricardo2280]

bruh wHAT 💀

[@fart47]

like microwaved lettuce

[@emmalilianna5992]

@@fart47 exactly

[@ari1758]

This makes no sense but I understand it so well at the same time

[@emmalilianna5992]

@// bunny cherry okay we just become best friends glad I MADE U LAUGH HAHA

[@azul9655]

Oh my god. I was falling alseep as the video started and suddenly Noel said smth like "I'm only 16" so I opened my eyes and what I saw scared me straighttt! Now I'm super awake lol

[@damicawaterman1326]

What Dr. K didn’t say is that the young mouse ended up with worse memory and really bad side effects from the older mouses blood. He also didn’t say how it has to be a transfusion from a live patient, not just blood from the blood bank. Any time this experiment has been conducted, the person receiving the old blood gets really bad side effects.

[@blunbot]

He just reveals he's 400 years old and starts going blood hungry on the crowd

[@iluvnesia]

He just reveals he's fucking Dracula and a long black cape just appears out of thin air

[@iluvnesia]

NO NO NO he just reveals he's specifically Edward Cullen and that's why he put that picture from twilight up there on the board. Then that the book series and movies were based on him and his family

[@iluvnesia]

Ik I keep adding shit but the reason he has that big ass forehead is because he needs space to store all his memories from the hundreds of years he's been alive

[@Sarah-zs2ed]

The way this man WHEEZED in the mic everytime he talks makes me want to throw hands

[@sabahkenway]

THIS SHIT MADE ME WANT TO PUNCH A WALL

[@Sarah-zs2ed]

@@sabahkenway bro i know

[@irissayshi]

glad it's not just me, i'm getting so angry just listening to this guy fdshjhfs

[@vibin.-]

Right?!?? My nose balled up like a fist

[@jordyn2632]

noel isn’t really loud in his videos and i literally cannot explain how great it is lmaoooo

[@michellevasquez1480]

Imagine they panned over to the audience and you just see Cody sitting there taking notes

[@caitk8399]

LMFAOOOOOO

[@neonlisterine398]

This one’s for sunday 💀💀💀

[@cleansingwithheatherkim4910]

I cackled

[@realsolidbongo]

bro leave him alone his hairline is already fading its ok he needs my blood more than i do

[@Sarah-zs2ed]

This man really said "just trust me bro" and decided to sell his product

[@ricklominguez168]

Source:parents

[@lukehickey2248]

This some shit Dre Drexler would use in his morning routine

[@ratedpending]

Hey how you doing Hey how you doing Hey how you doing

[@samshipley2431]

I’m having a *P O W E R T H O U G H T*

[@MADExotix]

It would really up his *P A S S I O N*

[@fourtwenty1813]

@@samshipley2431 *C H I C F I L AAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@sirantisocial9681]

*C U M P O W D E R* is definitely better

[@alexdakers257]

When Noel said “no wait that was terrible” I thought he meant what he SAID not the impression😭😂and then he just said it again

[@sirweebs2914]

It would be so funny if it turns out he's like 90 years old and actually not bullshitting.

[@DexterMorgan444]

Comment underrated af lmao

[@unknown_user8449]

It explains so much

[@rilesfomiles8662]

I’m cackling

[@phantomoftheoperatic1753]

Jesus are we really sewing two animals together jigsaw style just so humans can cling to youth. Supervillain vibes

[@sanjulkapoor6637]

it's so creepy oh god

[@veenus745]

Saw that shit n thought of amazing Spider-Man. Saw that movie in the cinema as a kid and made me tear up

[@ellaanne6263]

A similar experiment was done during I think World War 2 but with dogs. It’s a really disturbing case :/

[@oli_amos]

Whoever edited Noel to be older needs to be given Samsung spin cycle 3000 sloppy top as a bonus for that work

[@Well.BoughtPhotos]

It’s just a face filter

[@oli_amos]

@@Well.BoughtPhotos I said what I said 😤

[@pepps1943]

@@oli_amos This blind confidence does it for me 💘

[@oli_amos]

@@pepps1943 I don't care who it is, they getting head

[@ManicMama.]

I had to get two blood transfusions after my son was born 6 months ago and it sucked. I couldn’t imagine choosing to get one done especially when you don’t even need it.

[@laurynhowell3329]

IM CRYING HE DID NOT BRING UP ELIZABETH BATHORY HERSELF AN ACTUAL SERIAL KILLER

[@alisasurina8123]

Wasn't it disproved? Like, she was super rich, didnt want to get married and men just wanted those assets, so they fabricated the case?

[@laurynhowell3329]

@@alisasurina8123 uh no I don't think so

[@HelenofMelon]

Didn't she do messed up stuff to horses

[@laurynhowell3329]

@@HelenofMelon that's rumored but kind of gets overlooked considering all the murder and torture you know

[@TheNDofUO]

@@alisasurina8123 this is true. The stories were brought up by servants who were being tortured to "confess"

[@rubberduckyofsteel]

"molecules decline as we age" bro wtf does this even mean? how can a molecule decline?? hes just saying the occasional science word and hoping we dont notice

[@jaelynpaulo3085]

glad i wasn’t the only one who caught onto that lol you would think he would say blood cell or some shit

[@CA-pr2gp]

Yeah at least mention chromosomes and shit to at least SOUND smart

[@user-ux9zm9il9r]

Plasma is filtered of all blood cells he can't claim anything more specific than """Molecules""" in his product wivout lying. He's selling scab juice

[@aditisharma5107]

I assume he's talking about telomeres?? But I don't see how putting intact telomeres from someone else's body would help your own telomeres to 'regenerate'.

[@Cocacola2103]

OBVIOUSLY he was talking about entropy you silly goose!

[@erikperron9722]

“We use blood from blood banks, usually expired but we erase the expiration date so it’s still fresh”

[@angelahoffman3061]

LMFAO

[@blueyellowandgreen]

I read this comment while the ads before the video were playing. Thank you for preparing me for this horror

[@erikperron9722]

@@blueyellowandgreen hahahaha the way he talks still haunts me, I’m glad it helped a little 😂😂

[@user90210_]

every time he does that half wheeze thing through his nose, it fills me with the rage to just revoke his breathing license