Anything Goes

[@balck1123]

Wade's anger at the random points this episode reminds me of the UNO games with Barbara.

[@haro_yemon]

GODAMMIT FUCKING BARBARA!!

[@leedesfleurs]

@@haro_yemon You right

[@insertedgynamehere___969]

*_"BBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"_*

[@HaunterOfKanto]

YES!! Lmao

[@sarahmoney5470]

NOT BARBARA 😩

[@reynardmancuso2408]

The moment that Wade ask for negative points, i could feel the (bad) luck creeping around.

[@lrose5522]

It's like foreshadowing and boy was it.

[@Mystic2760]

this ladies and gents, is what we like to call _Tempting Fate_

[@schwarz8614]

Well he did screw himself. He was way behind and then asked to ad negative points, which drops the point average of 5 to 0, making it even harder to catch up.

[@hixc2069]

@@Mystic2760 is that the test 2 reference?

[@MrMadmenProductions]

He really did screw himself over with that one. And only made it worse by insisting on widening the range.

[@lonewanderer6172]

This one did feel like a revenge against Wade after the "Wade secret words" and the "laugh to get points" episodes XD

[@winstonpapstein6871]

After that first siren went off, I knew that was how this was going to go.

[@key_shuman]

Note to self: cannot watch this episode while falling asleep i was half asleep and almost pissed myself the first time the alarm went off 😂😭

[@jeffreyedgell3820]

Seriously I just woke up and decided to listen to it when I had to drive to town to drop something off. Damn near pissed myself the first time I heard it

[@denzterwastaken]

LMAO me too!!

[@-_M-_]

I see you're a man of culture

[@denzterwastaken]

I thought it was my city's alarm and I had to go into my radiation resistant basement because we were getting attacked by Russia(I live in Switzerland, Europe).

[@BennyCalagan]

Same 🥲😭

[@Krensharpaw]

Omg that is funny. "On a podcast with 3 people... wade came in 4th"

[@mrsejanoz523]

Could you imagine if that actually HAD happened? This episode would've rivalled Bob's Fridge for best episode, and it was pretty damn close to doing so already!

[@BoganFromBama]

Where was this quote at?

[@Krensharpaw]

@@BoganFromBama in the episode where they start laughing about the idea of Amy earning points by like bring Mark a shake with how he set things up.

[@mrtoast244]

@@BoganFromBama smoothie at 16:44 and quote happens at 17:07

[@TheCell-vx3pk]

For that sentence alone Bob deserved to win.

[@Spartakill198]

"Anything goes" sure does describe this pretty accurately. They could be talking about anything right now.

[@SMPandanic]

TRUE like they could be talking about dog poo and we wouldn't know

[@Wmann]

Schrödinger’s podcast

[@PoorlyMadeContent]

Who are you that is so wise in the ways of.... Philosophy?

[@nottoday5773]

4:54 - Bob +0 6:51 - Bob +2 8:15 - Bob +4 10:59 - Mark +9 13:57 - Bob +6 15:08 - Mark +0 16:12 - Bob +4 19:01 - Wade +2 21:16 - Wade -5 24:32 - Wade -8 27:51 - Bob -3 30:00 - Bob -1 30:52 - Bob +5 31:02 - Mark +9 33:11 - Wade -3 36:17 - Bob -13 39:23 - Wade -10 41:57 - Mark +6 43:48 - Wade +18 46:56 - Bob -3 49:12 - Mark +7 53:05 - Bob +19 56:00 - Bob +4

[@shadowthehedgehog182]

And they made sure wade loses

[@archer4599]

Don't forget the bonus 56:00 - Bob +4

[@TrickLunar]

thanks man!

[@mattsugrim7132]

This isn't just a points tracker, this is a Wade's rage timestamp list lmao

[@jaspertyler4557]

after adding negative points at wades request, all but 1 of the times he got points were negative.

[@air-headedaviator1805]

Love it whenever Wade gets negative points and his avatar just stays still as Mark and Bob laugh. Really sells the contained rage

[@captain_tim2820]

Wade: LETS ADD NEGATIVE POINTS! Negative points: I’m about to end this man’s whole career.

[@cjbenny0123]

Not even 15 minutes in and Wade's already going crazy, sounds like a classic episode already

[@thepoynt]

Wade: "versions of internet explorer" Mark: "nope, can't talk about that. Back to Bob" Bob: Proceeds to talk about internet explorer and gets points from it

[@mom23js]

The fact that the host is gaining points is the best part of this episode. Poor Wade lol. Hopefully wades next host episode, he gets his revenge and just calls the episode "anyone but mark".. consisting of all topics mark is unable to converse about😂. But seeing as these are 3 very smart men.. it may be difficult to find topics mark has no input about. Lol

[@swimmyswim417]

I feel like even if Mark genuinely has no input on a topic, he’ll probably pull something out of his ass. Like the good ol’ Ship of Theseus. That would be an interesting idea, though!

[@drpaddypepper]

Spoilers !! Lol

[@DaneGilly]

Being tall enough to dunk should be the first topic

[@awebtoonreader4979]

The only thing that comes to mind is making the topic things that small dog owners can relate to

[@lotts4067]

Being tall

[@froggyinthecloset]

Wade's character blankly blinking when receiving negative points is fuckin' stellar content, boys. Love it

[@sparktaylor8489]

Anyone love how the same episode where Wade talks about quitting Mobile games he is asking for the negative points because he wants to gamble it

[@TheRogueWolf]

I think this is the fastest "Wade's decision comes back to bite him in the ass" situation we've had on this show.

[@sethmatthijssen6503]

It feels like the animation needs a rage face for when one of the guys is freaking out.

[@mrmr_zoomie]

I want a sequel, “Nothing Goes.”

[@torazely]

Part 3: "Some Things Go" Only certain topics are allowed, but only the host knows. Speak about the wrong topic, lose points.

[@CeHee123]

I like the idea of them having a set point count at the beginning, but they lose points as the episode progresses. I guess the one the person likes the least loses more points.

[@AndreiPredoiu]

I feel like they have no more ideas, so Mark went like: "FUCK GIVING OUT POINTS THAT AIN'T MY JOB ANY MORE FUCK YOU" hilarious

[@stoopy07]

when i love this quote

[@RaiosSephi]

I can hear Mark's voice through this wall of text.

[@ghosty5767]

New Wade quote: "Fuck your dreams and fuck your points"

[@jbwarner8626]

That's a beautiful haiku 😆

[@kaidenvi]

21:28 i know it's random, but when Mark and Bob were laughing about Wade losing points and Wade's model was just sitting there blinking, I lost it

[@SConArt87]

So children, what did we learn today? That random chance HATES Wade!

[@awebtoonreader4979]

A review lesson from Uno, Monopoly, Sorry, Trouble, the list goes on really

[@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632]

That tempting fate will shoot you in the foot

[@afallenhuman]

The title is just how Distractible is in general is and we all love it

[@darkshibe2044]

Here’s an idea for the host : In a future episode, you pick a topic and have to have the contestants find a funny story based on a certain topic. This story can’t be the contestant’s story, it has to be from the internet. Whoever has the favorite story gets the point. The contestants are also not allowed to use Florida Man stories

[@PirateOfGermany]

I think they did this but can't remember what episode

[@TheGreatCalamity]

We on KZbin been abandoned. Duped. Bamboozled. And dare I say hoodwinked. The latest episode has not been uploaded and it's suffice to say: heartbreak is but a mild diagnosis to what is quaking in our souls.

[@jajssblue]

Poor Wade. At least you feel the paragon of health. It would have been more fair if the competitors didn't know the mechanism by which points were awarded.

[@lrose5522]

More fair, but not nearly as hilarious imo

[@daemonprinceazriel9113]

This is the best Anti-Wade episode. He was losing the game and his shit.

[@BeaBeaver]

I want Amy to win next time

[@lrose5522]

I would literally love if Amy guest starred for just ONCE and then ended up winning over Wade

[@vicious_cycle]

I want all three of them, Amy, Mandy, and Molly, to take over for an episode.

[@NaruShadow]

@@vicious_cycle I would literally pay to hear this for an episode

[@ragingredhead9555]

"I lost either way. I don't give a f*ck which either of you F*cks I have to deal with next week I'm a basement dweller regardless!" I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wade it's okay, you're still a winner for always being the funny one. 😄👍

[@PrisonDead2024]

This podcast needs to be animated ASAP especially Wade's Rage moments

[@samthingelsewhere]

Love hearing this guys.... Although there's no audio... But I can still hear them if I believe in them

[@dugoo3405]

Now there’s audio but still no thumbnail lol

[@tobyonatabe2601]

Lol

[@onyxkrow]

36:27 "I've almost done shit a lot, but I haven't done shit yet." Best f*cking quote EVER Wade.

[@bruhhbrahh]

Imagine if this is someone's first ever episode of Distractible 😂 they would think that Wade have some serious anger issue lmao

[@topcomment7582]

This is my first ever episode...

[@v_munu]

This is an expert level Distractible episode

[@kbassassin8308]

@@topcomment7582 You need to watch Uno you haven't seen nothing yet 😂

[@mallk238]

It just occurred to me that distractable is like a more lawless verion of the mcelroys. Which is saying A LOT bc they’re already so lawless. But in their show they always got questions from the audience to improv with. THESE boys just pull EVERYTHING straight from the ass and its glorious.

[@Crystal_Palmborg]

LOL just imagine how mad Wade would be if Amy actually walked in & got points 😂👌 Thank you gentlemen for this amazing podcast! Thank you for always giving me a reason to smile! I love you guys! ☺💞

[@elliusagi]

Wade is so funny and sweet! And so polite he listens and waits when other people talk 💜

[@OonieandCacola]

This episode just felt like the group discussions in school where everyone has to have one or two comments to add in order to get a good grade, and everyone is constantly struggling to get their two cents in. Anxiety inducing when you’re a part of it, but hilarious in observation, as demonstrated here. If there’s ever a sequel to this, it should be twofold where a certain period of time grants points on the buzzer, and deducts in another phase!

[@trashmammel7385]

This podcast is utter chaos. I love it :))

[@invisible10191]

Anything goes with these guys just sounds terrifying

[@magistermercury]

While I liked the ending and I respect his sportsmanship, I really think it would have been funnier if Mark had had to reluctantly declare himself the winner, much to his and Wade's dismay. Bob would have just thought it was funny.

[@stargazr.theatr]

Listening to this episode on spotify right as i'm typing this, loving it so far! Poor Wade ;v;

[@mattsugrim7132]

This is Distractible's Barbara episode. It was bound to happen lmao

[@foxheart13]

If people who see this, at this time, the next episode is already on aired on Podcast. Either KZbin was skipped or someone forgot to upload

[@Epictacotime]

I'm so sad

[@that_leaflet]

Wade said on Twitter that full episodes will no longer be posted on KZbin, due to unfortunate but unspecified reasons.

[@pulsefel9210]

@@that_leaflet so where to get it then?

[@foxheart13]

@@pulsefel9210 Spotify. If an apple device, Podcast.

[@foxheart13]

@@that_leaflet that’s is mysterious and concerning

[@lookeythings]

I think what the old lady wheelchair man was talking about is that the Mona Lisa is priceless and so is the earth, and we're destroying the earth like how he was trying to destroy the Mona Lisa

[@anguskellerman9691]

i miss the "please prepare thy _____ and enjoy the show" pls bring it back boltimort

[@energeticoutlaw9218]

The random alarm makes it so hilarious! I'm just surprised wade didn't ask for marks points after forfeit

[@GalSal]

The random alarm and points added just the perfect amount of chaos!

[@blitztage]

I swear when I opened the video I didn't hear any audio then it magically appeared.. the power of podcast is real

[@CaLypSO4456]

Anything goes here

[@SMPandanic]

THE PODCAST IS ALIVE FOR YOU!!! Still dead on my end.. ima use the quietness that is destractible and type stuff

[@CaLypSO4456]

@@SMPandanic refresh! They fixed it! :D

[@baileerowe9454]

You can hear how bad Bob feels. I had covid and was almost hospitalized. Sending all the love and healing your way bob, get better and stronger soon ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@Henchmen21]

Seeing Wade's animated character let out explosions of anger whilst keeping the same face had me bursting with laughter 😆🤣 36:20

[@AsymptoteInverse]

On pretty much any other podcast or show, a chaotic rule like the random-timer random-points rule would make a mess of the whole affair. But the Distractable boys somehow thrived on the chaos. That made my day.

[@gargamel679]

I can perfectly feel the pain Wade felt because I have the exact same fucking "luck" and I hate it

[@orangexlightning]

You know what would have been even funnier than Amy getting points? Molly.

[@beccafico8425]

Just got jumpscared by Mark's alarm buzzer and now I'm on edge waiting for it to go off 😦

[@delewdsional8020]

That alarm for the random point generator was so stress-inducing, jesus.

[@Midnight_Boulevard]

Bob's sick voice is especially nice to listen to

[@ookamihime5122]

I literally just watched “The Atrocities of Summer” before this one, and Bob literally told a pontoon boat story almost exactly like this one 😂 they probably shouldn’t own a pontoon boat I’m not sure they know how to operate one lol

[@tanleek767]

This is the earliest I've been to a new Distractible episode since stumbling upon it about 3 days ago

[@presentlycrescent]

as someone who lives in michigan on a lake and just got covid, i relate to bob a lot idk how long ago this episode was recorded but i hope he's feeling better because this SUCKS

[@spacecowboy2957]

Bob: "What did Mona Lisa ever do to the environment?" Me (an intellectual): "She remained silent about climate change."

[@fridareminisx]

List of alarms for those of you who want unnecessary data: 4:53, 0 pts 6:50, 2 pts 8:14, 4 pts 10:58, 9 pts 13:56, 6 pts 15:07, 0 pts 16:11, 4 pts 19:00, 2 pts 21:14, -5 pts 24:31, -8 pts 27:50, -3 pts 29:59, -1 pts 30:51, 5 pts 31:02, 9 pts 33:11, -3 pts 36:16, -13 pts 39:22, -10 pts 41:56, 6 pts 43:47, 18 pts 46:56, -3 pts 49:10, 7 pts 53:04, 19 pts 55:59, 4 pts

[@Super_Nova1234]

Please never stop making these podcasts!! I need these for my soul!! ❤️ Love all 3 of you!!!

[@HYPERIONNakayama]

This is my new favorite episode. Big fan of wade rage 🤣😂

[@jsinjapan1689]

Chika comes in and barks and the alarm goes off… Wade: Damn It!!!

[@ra_mry3062]

This podcast has been the only thing keeping me sane while I’m home from college. Thank you guys for making me happy during a hard time :)

[@cenelson6484]

I'm convinced Wade has no hair bcuz he rages so hard his follicles can't hold on

[@chewygamerz2]

Best episode since the fridge one IMO

[@kusakichan15]

Another Merry Monday filled with the Musings of our fave Mischievous Trio 🥺🥺🥺

[@urielo_1325]

I can't WAIT to watch the animated version of this episode

[@BeanColored]

This is the perfect podcast topic to listen to when you have anxiety, it doesn't helpand quite stressful to deal with but it was a nice time. 🙂

[@ShadowoftheShades]

Dude...the schadenfreude is STRONG w/ this one. I've laughed and cried to the sheer annoyance of my husband as I listen to this w/ my headphones on.

[@BLAPGames]

This point/alarm concept is actually brilliant. I'd love to see it return.

[@MarloSoBalJr]

18:25 🤣 I feel Wade's pain. NO QUESTIONS, BOB!!

[@C_Films.]

When bob said "never give up" at the end there, he doesn't know how many people he just sparked to do crazy stuff like the man who made a bear suit, or the dude who crashed a plane 7 timers in a week, and the guy to hijacked a train because he was so obsessed-

[@dinotoastt]

This is the best episode to sleep with lmao, youre always having an almost heart attack while trying to sleep Yea i mostly listen to distractible while sleeping-

[@svoidsofinfinitechaos9367]

Mark found a way to follow up on Wade’s chaotic secret word episode. And then ironically, Wade’s increasing desperation here is both hilarious depressing.

[@starfall7147]

If i had a nickel for every time we got a distractible video without sound Id have two nickels, wich isnt a lot but its weird that it's happend twice

[@SMPandanic]

Wait... it happened twice now?

[@starfall7147]

@@SMPandanic yeah, it happend some time ago but it got fixed, dont know how long it took to get fixed but the next day i checked there was audio

[@SMPandanic]

@@starfall7147 it now has audio... just refresh the page or re-enter the video

[@lukerobinson3606]

God I love them, but as someone who falls asleep to these, that alarm was not appreciated😂😂

[@piplupcola]

This extra challenges in the games are downright hilarious I need more of them for the other episodes

[@Masqueraide]

I love all the creative ways they've been doing lately to switch things up a bit

[@TimHortonsTimbit]

I was listening to this whil making a fnaf fan game

[@AmethystVee]

Insomnia paid off tonight 😴😴

[@josephvaldez3556]

For real

[@t3kscarecrow474]

Remember, they said the day that the Host wins is the day that the whole podcast ends.

[@mamadrxgon]

it's still going lmao

[@b1gr3d53]

so glad i woke up at 4 am. now i can enjoy this episode and bug my neighbours from laughing!

[@LuckyStone888]

The comedic timing is second to none.

[@mikesworld6064]

Wade's points: 4:54 6:51 8:15 10:58 13:58 15:08 16:12 19:01 21:16 24:32 27:51 30:00 30:53 31:03 33:12 36:18 39:24 41:58 43:48 46:57 49:11 53:06 56:01

[@chefcc90]

Wade suggesting negative points is the beginning of the end

[@Morie_moment]

I was just wondering when the next distractible was coming. Damn

[@dugoo3405]

Same bro, glad I can fall asleep to this

[@kerri-annpollock4928]

its always monday

[@lrose5522]

Every Monday, right at midnight pacific time

[@Morie_moment]

Forgot 🤭

[@missachua]

@@lrose5522 Even tho it's a Monday schedule, for me, it's been 10-something pm PST every Sunday for the majority of the Podcast's run, just recently it's been different.

[@HackGameX294]

This is definitely my favorite episode of the Distractible Podcast, incredibly chaotic and hilarious.

[@glyph__]

ironically, i use this podcast to concentrate on projects and stuff. so really, this helps me get un-distracted lol

[@ben-d1u7o]

Bobs family is very unlucky with boats

[@kadenteerink2980]

Love these

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

As soon as Wade asked for negative points I knew, I KNEW... Lady Luck had other plans, she always does, you think you can cheat her system, you think you can cheat her? Oh you got another thing coming, sorry to say Wade, but odds were never in your favor, even if the system was random and fair.

[@Voltgloss]

Wade: "What can I say, I love dark humor" RNG: "Then you're going to love this"

[@bishophoffman7939]

Mark: "-5!" Wade's animated avatar: *blinks twice in shock like wade would*

[@Tanrdsgener]

I honestly love how there's still movement like they're talking in the video, even though it's audio only. I usually watch the videos even though I really only need to listen.

[@hebrewhammer4086]

Anyone else just uncontrollably laughing at wades misery and rage in this? lmfao

[@kalirock1809]

"I want nothing more but for wade to get no points for comedic effect." *gets negative points* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tushar6911]

Ahh yes a podcast without sound 😂😂😂

[@Thomas_Angelo]

It got fixed.

[@RaiosSephi]

You went in too early

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

@@RaiosSephi That's what she said.

[@coffeeaddict9605]

I keep coming back to this episode because of just how much Wade's rage makes me laugh.

[@nealonmanning3555]

"Help me step dollar" 🤣

[@21standy]

This episode finally made me aware of my fear of sirens