European History Be Like

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this is a compilation of my "be like" videos about european history! hope you still enjoy it!
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[@AportuGeese]

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[@cyrusthegreat7030]

Glory to iranshahr

[@personnenikto419]

Francia was very French.

[@marceloantunes998]

havias de meter a playlist da musica que usas na descrição

[@matteobacca8675]

Holy shit the music is great what's the soundtrack?

[@ra_alf9467]

A question, mate What is that music at 4:51, on the Ottoman sultan slander? I swear I've heard it somewhere

[@nenenindonu]

Meanwhile Gigachad Basque being early enough in Europe to witness all events going on in the continent

[@ashenone3050]

the true pre indo european experience

[@georgiancountryball202]

Welcome to the club

[@daniellagos8584]

Gracias al resto de España, no estáis extinguidos :)

[@myhonorwasloyalty]

@@daniellagos8584 cus they won you

[@myhonorwasloyalty]

Finns were also there before indo Europeans

[@cattysplat]

"Are we going to fight in our countries for each others' countries?" "No, lets fight each other inside other countries for ownership of other countries." "Seems fair."

[@anubis9151]

Seems like the more strategic decision, yes

[@MarkhasSteelfort]

They are the closest thing because they used Roman land systems and traditions. As there is no such thing as ethnic focus it makes sense.

[@edus.8987]

Seems like the cold war

[@meerkats9317]

Average Balkan person in Germany

[@kruggmichaels8958]

A more civilized age

[@Kallikukurinn]

As an Icelander, all I can say is to the Iceland part.... it is too true my friend. We were literally frozen in time until after the First World War. I fucking died at that part xD

[@deaansugee]

Sometimes that's not a bad thing. No politics, no stress, just ice, volcanos and the wind. Or as Garithos said "I hate working with these... *people* "

[@navegandoporlahistoria]

@@deaansugee And rotten shark meat, don't forget that 😂

[@jeanlundi2141]

Cryogenic sleep :D But you awoke and are pretty badass now.

[@mishynaofficial]

Did you get in Valhalla?

[@Josian-ps7fb]

@@mishynaofficial Valhalla is for people killed while fighting, and who're not tired to figth. Most people go to Hel (not hell, but Hel, the underworld ruled by the goddes with the same name: Hel). Wardruna and Aurora - Helvegen (Live): kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJ_Ohah-hZ6kadE 🙂👍 English subtitles are rather accurate (the way to Hel).

[@josephlongbone4255]

Half the great powers of Europe: "you know I'm something of a Roman empire myself." The Byzantine empire: "I am RIGHT HERE!"

[@mahpell7173]

Until it isn't

[@MrFallenangel2012]

Seljuk Turks: Not any more!

[@josephlongbone4255]

@@MrFallenangel2012 I think the worst thing about this is that the Ottomans declared themselves the "New Romans". That's just adding insult to injury.

[@Ralampos]

@@josephlongbone4255 the injury of seeing half of europe being stopped by the pope from getting edumacation

[@thalmoragent9344]

@@Ralampos How so?

[@hakami1426]

Portugal expecting the other European nations to abide by a treaty from like 300 years ago is so funny to me, especially when the treaty was between spain and portugal over who gets which half of the world, ESPECIALLY without speaking to the other countries about it if they were okay with this

[@matztz_4560]

Were a accorded by the Pope but after thirty years war It really becomes obsolet

[@justavaporwave2061]

I was hoping for some European history in like the 70s to the early 2000s but I still enjoyed this

[@greatkaafir7478]

There Was No Concept Of Europe Before A Thousand Year Ago !

[@stefangrobbink7760]

I suppose there's some interesting stuff. The Brits and the Suez crisis, French indochina leading to the vietnam war. There's the formation of the EU, the fall of the wall and the Warshaw pact, and whatever happened to Yugoslavia.

[@josefdrapak1889]

​@@stefangrobbink7760ah yes French Indochina, my favorite European country

[@abdalrrahim]

What happened in yoghoslavia .... More like what didn't happen in yoghoslavia💀💀💀​@@stefangrobbink7760

[@PasiastyPasek]

Thank you mate for being hero of history Shitpost community. Can't wait for more

[@Qhecky]

0:06 The roman empire truly felt the threat coming inside them

[@llama878]

Spanish inquisition: 600 deads This guy: deleting all of heresy

[@Skadi609]

Some say there were thousands of dead

[@MasMurosyMenosMoros]

​@@Skadi609 By the french and german side.

[@FNModel-ej5bh]

R.I.P my man Archduke Franz Ferdinand. Pray for Vienna.

[@debilman9065]

Hope they catch the monster who did this

[@Cheirador123]

That was an amazing rollercoaster of a video

[@leesimmons5453]

The one about the UK winning Judea is brilliant.

[@dean_l33]

Especially now

[@jahinsadman1505]

brilliant way to cause problems elsewhere which europe seems to excel at for past few centuries of carving up land and creating nations out of their azz all over the world which is why now that west is getting weaker the previous losers wanting to turn their situation around in the new age will cause more and more confrontations in our lifetime

[@finnie9210]

@@dean_l33 The brits and colonial powers are literally the reason for the borders there

[@samsudhan3619]

The Austrian dude stole the show 🗿💀

[@tomasrolter6729]

5:54 As far as I remember, there was a Polish majority in Zaolzie. The Czechoslovaks simply seized the opportunity during the Polish-Bolshevik war.

[@vaninhhuu3215]

Tbh Poland could have made a treaty with the Czechoslovak that they (the Poles) would support against Germany in return of Zaolzie. You saw how a weaken Czechslovakia paved the way to Poland's downfall in 1939

[@bruhmoment3478]

@@vaninhhuu3215 It was annexed when already it was agreed that the whole czechoslovakia is going to be annexed anyway

[@vaninhhuu3215]

@@bruhmoment3478 not really since Germany was the only one who had power to do that. Hungary and Poland did because they saw Czechoslav's weakeness. If Poland backed Czezhoslav insead, Hungary would back down, thus only Germany left to fight, who would be less willing to actual commit a war against 2 nations at one that they couldn't finish quickly And my point is still stand, that the fall of Czechoslovakia lead to the fall of Poland

[@tomasrolter6729]

@@vaninhhuu3215 This attack is currently being criticized by some people, but well, the fear that the Germans would also occupy this area could have caused a military entry.

[@vaninhhuu3215]

@@tomasrolter6729 that's why I said it would be much better if Poland made an alliance with Czechoslovakia instead of be the last straw that ruined Czechoslovakia. They could still gain Zaolzie if Czechoslovakia survived, and they had a good ally and buffer nation between Poland and Germany (instead of the southern border becoming Germany)

[@rick7424]

What a great mega compilation. Wonderful!

[@YunusEmre-di8mo]

That was a really good video, good job

[@GarfieldRex]

Commenting to support this channel because love the memes. 👌

[@nicolobarbato6471]

Italy after three indipendence wars, seeing more conquerable Austrian lands: "Ok, rematch"

[@ConnerGorham]

The music for this was absolutely perfect

[@papazataklaattiranimam]

1:46 Bulgarians: 👁️👄👁️👄👁️

[@nenenindonu]

+ Bulgarians when realizing they're named after a Turkic tribe

[@papazataklaattiranimam]

@@nenenindonu 👁️👄👁️👄👁️👄👁️

[@cyrusthegreat7030]

Majority of balkans are of iranian orgin

[@serhad8289]

@@cyrusthegreat7030 Yes yes the whole world is Iranian.

[@merekem1389]

o nası isim amk

[@michatarzan7595]

"Poland invading Czechoslovakia" bruh Czechoslovakia literally attacked Poland in 1919 for these lands XD

[@krzysztofkukla3561]

And majority od people there living was Polish (about 90%!) XDDD

[@filipkogut8533]

Dude's either ignorant, or coping Czech (coping with the fact that their army didn't even fight), or Russian.

[@tsiiri519]

W*stoids can't understand that

[@Boyar300AV]

Poles live under delusions and nationalist but selfvictimizating narrative propaganda. It was land belonging to Bohemian Crown like for whole millenia. Poles invaded first in 1919 and they wanted to annex Těšín. Poles also invaded Russia in 1919 and wanted to restore borders of Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth, they indeed even stole some of Russian lands. Cried hard when Stalin came for it back.

[@haha__hihi]

those lands were assigned by the international body to Czechoslovakia, the same body that granted Poland's independence

[@Mofi357]

Im European and I was there , this is how it totally happen.

[@vasil.kamdzhalov]

That was very well made, I loved all moments and appreciate including Bulgaria and Serbia in the first part.

[@danielyanudov8507]

Me to bro

[@jobino08]

The most historically accurate video ever Edit: somebody better explain to me how this my most liked comment

[@patrickcastell2061]

As a german I can confirm that Wilhelm II. in fact did nothing wrong. 😂

[@the_tactician9858]

Weeeeell, the guy did fire Bismarck... that was definitely stupid. And also there were other things he did that were... questionable...

[@Imdedmate]

​@@the_tactician9858 but firing bismarck was the most stupid thing he did.

[@yochaiwyss3843]

Ngl the music is so good and fitting

[@anthonyanthony1659]

WHAT IS THAT MELODY??? 0:25

[@Imdedmate]

Theme of Phantom R

[@nickshustov8662]

1:54 russian states were feudal, that's why they were ez target for the mongols

[@dogomog125]

0:15 the Spanish empire lasted from 1492 to 1898 bruh

[@killthecrow]

se te dificulta

[@jeronimo4069]

True

[@robofreak11]

Technically even longer. In 1898 the last of the American territories were lost, but the Spanish Empire continued with some African colonies like Equatorial Guinea and Western Sahara and Spanish Morocco until 1976.

[@ahmedazhar8485]

Bro amazing video 😂

[@tibik.8407]

2:47 Correction: The hungarians were the only nation who did NOT want to start WWI. In fact, they were fully commited to do everything they can to avoid it and end it ASAP, from trying to peace-talks between the offended countries, to constantly asking the Allied Powers constantly to help them end the war peacefully when it started. the austrian-german part was the one who really wanted the conflict.

[@zxihauntedixz_boy]

One more correction, hungaria was not in fact a nation, and more of a colony/integrated puppet of Austria

[@tibik.8407]

@@zxihauntedixz_boy No, the Austro-Hungary Empire was, in fact, a Dual Monarchy where both major nations had their own rules and freedom, with the Austria side having a (slightly) bigger hand in matters like outside politics and military.

[@jimbelaco4]

The Kaiser literally sent a letter to the Austrian government saying "Okay the Serbs have apologized enough don't declare war on them," the Austrians declared war before the letter could arrive because they sent it by carriage (as monarchs do) instead of just sending a telegram. Even the Germans knew it was bad idea, they just couldn't bring themselves to use the damn phone because of decorum. Germans man.

[@tianlandahl4590]

@@jimbelaco4 thats not true

[@europ_everi_nice]

I agree with comment. Furthermore, as far as I know, the Hungarian parliament in the Austro-Hungarian Empire, did NOT have the total right to control the army (and also foreign matters). That was the emperor's privilege.

[@Eykoviski]

For "s"pain: pain in french means bread, and bread is really good 😋

[@AportuGeese]

A classic

[@renegaderacinglegendary8889]

Whats the song thats starts at 1:10. I heard it before and i cant find it

[@edus.8987]

I would love if there was a list of all the musics you used

[@Boss-_]

Alright, the "Puss in Boots" one at the end got me

[@ieatpilli]

This seems a little too pro-ottoman….

[@The_last_prime]

Shhh

[@falloutknife9778]

As a Bulgarian ,I appreciate it.

[@theredten3946]

these memes were golden.

[@seanspindleshanks2529]

I never thought I'd hear rhythm thief music again

[@retrix9169]

5:55 This is an outright lie. The Czechs would be more suitable for announcing to all and sundry how they were attacked, ignoring the fact that they themselves took this area by force when Poland was struggling with the Bolsheviks (violating the local agreement). The majority of the population there were Poles (this is shown in the censuses), the Czechs wanted this area mainly for the railway junction

[@user-fy8nd6nz5w]

It is not worth defending the Poles, they attacked Soviet Russia wanting to get more territories.

[@ThatRatBastard]

​@@user-fy8nd6nz5wshut up bro, Poland did what was right.

[@Vedhon]

​@@user-fy8nd6nz5wwhat are you even talking about, that most certainly did not happen, poland was literally subservient to soviet russia. If anything it was the other way around

[@BorovikSosnovy]

@@Vedhon The polish-soviet war began with the Polish attack. Why do you want to cover it up? Just to look innocent?

[@melonmusk8924]

​@@VedhonPoland did attack the Bolshevik Russia (the Soviet Union didn't exist then) right after World War 1 and won got some land from them.

[@ultraflopp2802]

4:30 me who conquered whole Europe as Asatrian Iceland (this was in CK3 btw)

[@Gromash26]

Can't believe Great Moravia got to be here, thank you, you truly are a nerd

[@st3na4yt]

Nice video man! Dont forget the Dacians who have fought Rome and had a great kingdom. 😂❤

[@steynkolder2626]

In all fairness, Wilhelm II DID do something wrong in NOT FOLLOWING WHAT BISMARCK SAID TO DO

[@nationeer]

Dutch East Indies is not a personal shopping mall, it's a personal Wallmart

[@bash3997]

Great video

[@saqartvelosamudamod]

They always ignored Georgia,they didn't knew what Georgia was doing and what Georgia was capable in that time

[@user-cg2tw8pw7j]

Arabs, my brother, will you help me against the Khazars, the Turks, the Jews?

[@matztz_4560]

I thought Georgia was in Asia

[@saqartvelosamudamod]

@@matztz_4560 Georgia is in Asia and in Europe like russia

[@Iv4Bez]

@@matztz_4560 Asia and Europe is a cultural concept, physically it's single continent. So if Georgia wants to be european - let's it be it I guess

[@matztz_4560]

@@Iv4Bez so we can have a asian France and a european Korea? That's cool

[@alexanderstoyanov4284]

0:55 let's go baby that's what it's all about

[@nenenindonu]

When Chronology leaves the chat ;

[@mr.challenge8157]

Can you tell me the name of the meme at 6:36?

[@minnijawsx9060]

What was the name of the song playing in “meanwhile the ottoman sultan”?

[@Fuzz82]

Netherlands in the East Indies: "Coconuts are not spices buddy!"

[@zsombortelek8411]

A fellow Studio Massa enjoyer I see.

[@eduardomonteiro6294]

DIRETO PARA OS FAVORITOS MAN FUNNIEST VID EVER

[@Evolved_Mike]

appreciate the persona ost, fellow persona-user.

[@imlaughinq7445]

what does COPE mean in relation to HRE

[@justaplayer94]

2:36 LMAO so true!!!

[@v.slavov]

1:47 Ah, yes. The youtube special of outdated history.

[@fedeonio555]

What do you mean bruv

[@HWDragonborn]

Why is Historia Reiss on the thumbnail?

[@Glassius89]

Data from before 1914 show majority of Zaolzie was of Polish ethnicity. Under Czech rule it flipped. Czechs were very creative with their polls and antypolish repressions

[@user-fy8nd6nz5w]

And they did it right.

[@Glassius89]

@@user-fy8nd6nz5w Firing people out of job and closing schools based on ethnicity is right? Whatever makes you happy, just stay away from other human beings

[@dwarow2508]

Data from 1905, 1910, 1914 and 1918 showd that the majority of Zaolzie was inhabited by Czechs. However Poles tried calling anyone who could speak a Polish dialect Polish. Poles were very creative with their polls and anti-everyone repressions.

[@dwarow2508]

Data from 1905, 1910, 1914 and 1918 showd that the majority of Zaolzie was inhabited by Czechs. However Poles tried calling anyone who could speak a Polish dialect Polish. Poles were very creative with their polls and anti-everyone repressions.

[@gonzalespopcorn4717]

@@dwarow2508 dobra wypierdalaj, Zaolzie było Polskie a nie Czeskie. Lepiej idź kolaborować z Niemcami jak to macie w zwyczaju, wazeliniarze.

[@harpunonosy1232]

5:55 completely untrue. Data from the census indicate that Poles constituted the majority. Czechoslovakia took this territory from Poland during the Polish-Soviet War. We just retook our land.

[@dwarow2508]

Completely untrue. Data from the 1905, 1910, 1914 and 1918 cencus indicates that Czechs constituted the majority. Poland tried taking the area in 1919 when Czechoslovakia was busy fighting the Hungarians, but fortunetly Poland failed. You again tried stealing Czech land in 1938 but it was given back to the Czechs in 1945.

[@user-zp3te1go6z]

So, then USSR did right by retooking the western Belarus and Ukraine then?

[@harpunonosy1232]

@@user-zp3te1go6z USSR was not belarussian or ukrainian country lol

[@user-zp3te1go6z]

@@harpunonosy1232 Ukranian and Belarussian SSR be like: 🤔

[@harpunonosy1232]

@@user-zp3te1go6z russian puppets

[@TF2Scout..]

That's some nice music

[@NeoKev366]

Is that a reference to Rhythm thief. the first song is very recognizable.

[@nnvist]

5:55 You mean Zaolzie or Silesia? Bruh...

[@leandrociarrapico9256]

Meanwhile... San Marino existing as a republic since 301 watching all this events: 🍿🍿🍿

[@anthonylandin6788]

Also San Marino is the true successor to Rome and Byzantium

[@dukejordan8147]

What is the music called?

[@ZlyJaszczomp]

Scrolling down the comment section to see how ppl still fighting over this

[@rick7424]

1:25 People like us then 😂

[@galihalwan2599]

5:17 what is that song called?

[@hotdogguy273]

Space song

[@communitycontributor899]

platinum disco

[@cgemmeker5897]

So much persona music I love it

[@pybro1803]

02:06 In the Ottoman Empire, foreign children were put to an exam, and according to the results of the exam, they could become palace officials (grand vizier or vizier, etc.) and if their results were not good, they would join the Ottoman Janissary military group by taking military training.

[@OneTwo_1028]

Ottoman Empire 🇹🇷💪🏻

[@CardinaliamYT]

Does anyone know what music he used at 0:39?

[@gerardoramirezaldape]

phantom r theme from rythm thief

[@Yahhanan]

@@gerardoramirezaldapethank you

[@massimoe.nicolin6067]

Which songs were used for this?

[@samuelabelamedici1982]

5th comment LES GOOOOO Amazing video btw Will share it with my friends

[@EpicSpud]

Yes relatable

[@konnosx1213]

does anyone know what the music is on 4:40?

[@barrage1308]

World at war ost: Downfall kzbin.info/www/bejne/fX-yYZ53p9GhZ6c

[@gloverfox9135]

It’s from COD world at war

[@Chocoladeknetter]

can you give me a list of the music you used?

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

The Anglo Saxons seeing the Romano British to invade. 500 years later the Danes seeing the Anglo Saxons to invade.

[@lebarondeminuit3580]

The Audacity of the ottomans for saying they're the rightful succesor of Rome is like as if I went on the beach, saw a guy make a giant sand castle, destroyed it when he's gone and keep screaming "ayo, you see this pile of dirt ? IT'S MINE !!!" bruh

[@haku-jinbeyazadam405]

If you rebuilt the castle you can say its yours.

[@lebarondeminuit3580]

@@haku-jinbeyazadam405 bruh they destroyed it and made it worst And if you genocide and rape the inhabitants of the castle you're it's Tyrant, not it's King

[@A_Person7307]

​@4D1N No, because that was the Franks not the HRE. The HRE came after be it Charlemagne or Otto as the first.

[@user-cg2tw8pw7j]

​@@A_Person7307 Jesus Isn't these barbarians killed the Romans sons of Esau

[@RayshiaRoman]

​@@lebarondeminuit3580 Yeah no. The Ottomans restored Constantinople. The Fourth Crusaders and the Latin Empire destroyed it.

[@tvoya_mama_pivo]

Phantom R's theme only makes it better

[@beanboi9156]

what song is the bg during like the serbia and bulgaria bit

[@SogoNotDrunk]

4:40 As a Russian I get lost, that's really true xD

[@Lawliet_____]

​@Gicybb Jcybh Random fact tho: Bangladesh has more people than Russia.

[@vrubel5301]

The Russian Empire is in our hearts

[@Lawliet_____]

@Gicybb Jcybh what land? Siberia? Nobody wants to live in cold weather...

[@fvllgrey]

​​@@Lawliet_____There is actually people who live in Siberia. So I guess they want to. Your opinion is not everyone opinion. And as the guy said, being overpopulated sucks

[@Lawliet_____]

@nkt_1903 2/3 of the Russian population lives on the west side. Nobody wants to live in the sahara desert and no one in Siberia in the cold. The people who live there are mostly indigenous people who always lived there as nomads. Bad example bad comparison.

[@michaelbociarski]

What’s the song at 0:25?

[@Yahhanan]

Rythm Thief ost : Phantom R’s Theme

[@johnnyboygriffin5764]

Yo the ottoman one with Jimmy at like 3:50 or whatever . What's that song?

[@vardaantrivedi2052]

What are the songs

[@griffith-enjoyer]

First music name ?

[@gerardoramirezaldape]

Rythm thief: Phantom R´s theme

[@matheuspinho4987]

1:36 🍷🗿 yes

[@RYNOCIRATOR_V5]

4:51 - Renai Circulation lol *[edit]* 5:19 - Platinum disco too? Truly, I am spoiled.

[@eduardpeeterlemming]

What is the name of the first background song?

[@rare_hilf]

3:17 what is that song?

[@WeedSoldierOfficial]

Hoi4 end of war

[@rare_hilf]

@@WeedSoldierOfficial thanks man

[@sebastianprimomija8375]

2:32 biggest bruh moment in Iberian history.

[@nameunknown6453]

I din't get that one could you elaborete a bit for me?

[@sebastianprimomija8375]

@@nameunknown6453 no

[@nameunknown6453]

@@sebastianprimomija8375 Ok

[@fiestofelix4455]

@@nameunknown6453 Here is a very brief summary of the events (everyone can update this): Portugal's Royal Family Flees Napoleon and goes to Brazil 1808 > Family Vacation until Napoleon is gone > Royals overstays their welcome (after Napoleon loses) and upgrades Brazil to a Kingdom (creating the United Kingdom of Portugal, Brazil and the Algarves) ruling from Brazil > The portuguese becomes Very unhappy with that arrangement > The King goes back but leave the Prince to rule > Liberals take over Portugal and tries to revert Brazil to a colony > Brazilians and the Prince are not happy > The prince declares independence and Brazil becomes an Empire. Also to note: 1. the Prince, after screwing most of the brazilian aristocracy became quite unpopular, then returned to Portugual, took the throne, left his son to rule Brazil and won a civil war. 2. Wouldn't say that Portugal became a colony... I would say they became more like a "Branch" but that isn't as funny.

[@nameunknown6453]

@@fiestofelix4455 Thanks 👍

[@artificialanimeuniverse5063]

Can anybody explain the last meme?

[@gustavoluiz1657]

1:00 + What are you? an incel? - Absolutely.

[@islamicpikachu9336]

Great video, greetings from Turkiye 🇹🇷

[@VergiliosSpatulas]

Spelled it wrong 🦃

[@user-jf6jv8fj6x]

Actually Alexander the great was not a virgin.

[@user-cg2tw8pw7j]

He has seven wives

[@mikaellucas3308]

whats the name of the credit song ?

[@lobopaieurope]

Hi AportuGeese, grretings from here

[@realhawaii5o]

7:00 exactly. Nothing... happened... 🇵🇹😳

[@FaithfulOfBrigantia]

Eyes on the East

[@TheMemer397]

Portuguese Empire moment.

[@mrgopnik5964]

0:45 Poland-Lithuania was formed after Lithuania got their teeth kicked in by proto-Russia (Muscovy) and both nations had so close ties in the first place, because for a few hundred years, they were leading wars against proto-Prussia (Teutonic order)

[@cheemzdeemz4767]

whats the name of the song you used in 4:51? i cant remember the name of it

[@Sacchi682]

Renai Circulation

[@cheemzdeemz4767]

@@Sacchi682 thanks