Apparently, If You’re a British Woman, You Can Marry a Ghost

[@7g6f5e4d3c2b1a]

*Its AMAZING that Big Jay and Dan have a few topics scribbled on a piece of paper at the beginning of the show and with that alone they can effortlessly freestyle riff off each other for hours and spin straw into comedic gold! It's a true testament to Big Jay Oakerson's and Dan Soder's genius/chemistry!* #CrackleCrackle

[@paulfroelich1024]

Is this Jay and Dan's youtube handle haha yes they are just fucking amazing

[@wermzer1312]

Thanks Marijuana!

[@SparksDrinker]

Your font is weird. Too cool to use the same one as the rest of us?

[@kevindube7096]

@SparksDrinker _Fuuuuck youuu_ *you piece of* -shit-

[@SeeWorldKevin]

@@kevinfry1850 you get it fatty.

[@rgaud8]

Comedy Central needs to use these guys more. Their show probably the best out there right now.

[@rgaud8]

@Admiral Roadsoda Not all heroes wear capes.

[@msmo4127]

Soder should be way more famous than he is, consistently hilarious.

[@zachlawson5238]

For sure. If him and jay would tour instead of doing a radio show they'd be way bigger but I think they dig their life bro. They're happy.

[@johnnyjohnny6174]

He mostly just tags whatever jokes Jay comes up with tbh

[@bigheverly]

And he could be…. If he sold out and said things he didn’t really feel or think but that’s why he’s been in comedy for so long and still popular

[@mudface72]

His stand up is sleep inducing.

[@michelletaylor3140]

Right, but it’s clear he isn’t a sellout! ❤❤❤

[@MrNobody91]

2:31 "specter in ya sphincter" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 stg I love these guys man. I wish Dan was on LOS tbh.

[@cillarandle]

This is one of the funniest clips so far. When Jay says I think you're lying lmfao I lost it

[@cgree9570]

This one had me curled up trying to catch my breath for 20 minutes. Jesus Christ I love their riffss

[@jeffhargrove759]

Excuses a phantom dude has to use to get out of a date with an alive woman had me in tears 😂

[@Sonicthehedgefundmanager]

5:33 “did you put googly eyes on a piece of shit?”

[@hollywoodredneck8565]

When big Jay said did you put googly eyes on a piece of shit... I can't stop laughing. I laughed when the episode aired and I can't stop again.

[@bryanergau6682]

Still laughing?

[@TheGlueMill]

Years later, all of these clips are my ASMR. I hope they never get pulled from KZbin. I miss the camera crew.

[@MrNobody91]

1:53 this whole segment once he said Anna Nicole Smith and She’s a bad bird, I just couldn’t stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joshuamullaney195]

literally cried from laughter on this one, the poo ghost baby bit was killer ...

[@kayisfunkyfresh]

" You want me to put my *spector* in your *sphincter* " 👻😂😂😂

[@derrick_v]

One of the top shows on SiriusXM. Love this group!

[@rjphilla]

@ComedyCentral you need to publish the Air Date of the clips

[@ronanturner219]

it’s a shame these guys and this show don’t get more recognition, every episode is fucking gold

[@thomasphil9311]

These guys are the only reason I would consider getting Sirius. Super funny and crush every topic.

[@pointlessopinion611]

Same, keyword being consider bc stealing is easy and it makes everything free.

[@auroraborealis13579]

"Philip's on the Wiiiing!"... I wish I could make that my ringtone.

[@danielpenrod5843]

The Bonfire is truly a billion times funnier on their worst day than You Up is on their best. Comedy Central and Sirius need to give Big Jay and Dan so much more funding!

[@rjphilla]

Truth. You up is un-listenable. When Tom was on it it was alright...but the Bonfire just kick ass all day everyday

[@apmcmanus93]

YES! This is one of the top 5 comments on KZbin right now

[@squishmitten664]

"did you put googly eyes on a piece of shit?" XD im dead

[@AppByDesign]

I hope for your sake the husband doesn't see this

[@aishaarellano7473]

dead lolz

[@sethjoyner391]

I can't believe I missed this in studio, I listed to this bit like 3 times, so crazy

[@jimr9499]

Does Dan have a soul patch..? Or is that a shadow? Hahah

[@NS1.]

These guys are like the Steve Vai and Joe Satriani of comedy, trading licks back and forth.

[@MrNobody91]

2:07 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rproductions40831]

Whoever put these 2 together is a fucking genius🤣. I wish I could hang out with these dudes and make fun of people

[@blazedandconfused477]

These fellas are very talented. Very underrated.

[@jordanprewit4164]

That Hollow Man reference doe. #phantomprops

[@tbrwy]

I'm watching in order--as of rn this might be the best episode

[@BlastBeats1]

Best one yet!!

[@dwoodard5717]

holy shit Jacob looks way different than what i saw in my head

[@iprrdm6353]

You would think hed be a young boy right? Not a creepy old man.

[@TheLadygrl]

This rivals the nunchucks as the funniest video. Holy sh*t.

[@DoesNotInhale]

they need to make these videos longer

[@subgrappling805]

Crackle crackle campers 🔥🌲🏕

[@douglife3720]

Dan ruined Big Jay's bit about the pizza with extra cheese

[@JahRandom]

Yo...this show is fucking amazing. So unbelievably funny words cannot describe.

[@boujiatexas1870]

Is anyone else going to the rager at doogans later?

[@ssian5678]

I wanted to marry both the Phantom of the Opera and Casper (the O.G. cartoon, and teenage Devon Sawa in that Christina Ricci/Bill Pullman '90s movie) when I was a little British girl. Thinking about it, obviously that's an ultimate straight female fantasy; a man who's always there, but also *isn't*.

[@slxxpyhollow]

6:20 "Everyone fuck a ghost!"

[@robertweeks2218]

i hate the way jacob says "always". he says ulwuz

[@CreepinJesusC]

Crackle, crackle, M-Fers. Can Billions come to it's natural end already so the Bonfire can blaze forth in full glory Ehry God Damn Day, PLEEEEEASE!! Pancho Mike is the shit, but put him on a third Mike and let's make magic happen all the work week long. I NEED THIS AND YOU DO TOO COMEDY CENTRAL.

[@j-boogiebrown9961]

Hey, how do I suggest footage for these guys to make fun of? I've got 3 things in mind that I think they'd love.

[@dre-afa]

Haha this show is always funny

[@benische]

Sloppy thirty firsts 🤣

[@DingusMcWingus]

Or maybe the Ghost is in there freshening up after and she leaves and just some Behemoth squeezes in there after just leaving an airport bar hot & spicy chilli eating contest and starts laying heat and the Ghost boyfriend gets pinned underneath this monster and the bowl he is laying waste too?

[@timjespersen9614]

2 GOATS in there prime. Bring in Gillis and Mat on a rotation.

[@andrewpowell3950]

Love dans British is Scottish 😂

[@newyork5165]

Phantom still born?

[@nicollasaleixogomes7392]

Hilarious!!!

[@PoissonVisageStudios]

I like how their span of accents is so minimal that when impersonating Eamonn Holmes, who has a very thick Northern Irish accent, they still opt for a stereotypical Southern English one.

[@pizzolo313]

I’m kinda upset they never made the joke about the abusive ghost husband

[@ebz3001]

i keep waiting for a Bill Cosby "Ghost Dad" joke.

[@LucOfTheBind]

Talk radio allstars

[@Missjason27]

I am married to a ghost named Jason can be married to him

[@AlexanderPolen]

Who disliked this???? I WANT NAMES!!!

[@Roughneck8]

Vladamir Putin ..now go do something about it

[@andrewtaylorjr3129]

English poltergeists in committed relationships.

[@JahRandom]

@@andrewtaylorjr3129 lmao that's _exactly_ what I was gonna say: people's ghost significant others that don't appreciate the slander against their...existence....hahaha. Gooooood shit.

[@jamesmonroe5846]

She's gets roofed on the reg

[@empowermph]

17:53 ..Becky, my tech angel, in the building. she's such a smoke show..im worried about her gut & what she's eating, but everything else is magnetic.

[@duke3250]

JACOB!

[@jamesmonroe5846]

Fuckin autocorrect,,, goddammit

[@paper_panda]

Check out Lennon Claypool Delirium/Amethyst Realm.

[@KieranThinks]

jays british accent sounds australian, which is funny because i find it really hard to do an austrailian accent but its really easy for me to do an american accent

[@DingusMcWingus]

What if her Ghost wasn’t satisfied when she left the airplane shitter?

[@ssian5678]

Why are Dan & Jay more attractive speaking with awful drunken quasi-Cockney, RP & Scot? Jay's Mockney is particularly dreadful, he sounds Aussie. They'd be great on EastEnders.

[@lcharlesesquire4087]

The fact Comedy Central got rid of these two is perplexing. Very non central move comedy

[@CSick27]

wait, thats jacob? he looks like a man

[@AnGeez1]

Imagine trying to hit on her and you find out she’s banging ghost

[@pointlessopinion611]

TF2Deff

[@ku______]

What is the bonfire?

[@bluecollarrealists8451]

The name of the show....

[@daugbret]

It's a radio show. It plays on Comedy Central Radio on Sirius XM, about 6 eastern Monday-Thursday.

[@ku______]

No Dave Smith fans here I see

[@daugbret]

@@ku______ Haha, I know the Dave Smith joke, I just thought you genuinely wanted to know.

[@kylefitzy]

Buck Swope and yet he has one more comedy special then you...

[@Marcus51090]

Powdered wigs where worn by the French not the British.

[@macheetah49]

British barristers still wear wigs in court please do not spread disinformation.

[@sethtaylor7519]

@@macheetah49 But do they powder them? lol ;) jk

[@Marcus51090]

macheetah49 exactly not powdered

[@macheetah49]

@@Marcus51090 They are called powdered because of their white color.

[@Marcus51090]

macheetah49 lol but French actually used a white powder on their hair and wigs it’s not because of colour

[@wasnt_it]

same bad accents/bit for the millionth time. these two can drag-out and beat an idea/bit to death so bad. "he goes, he goes", "She's like, she goes, she goes" " I'm British I am, I am, I am, I am I am so over these lame accents and stupid 30 min bits that suck!!

[@jimr9499]

Read the comments: you're literally the only person who thinks that. You must be great fun at parties.