Apple is Actually Releasing BANGERS This Year

[@binaryraptor]

Apple in 2022: Users expecting no buttons Apple in 2024: Well, we just added one.

[@AdityaKantKushwaha]

Lol😂 I am quite shocked too by seeing that they literally added a new physical button 😂

[@_SJ]

"It's not optical, it's a crop." 💯🔥 You made me laugh again Joe 😂

[@cackemct]

What is crop?

[@_SJ]

​@@cackemct07:55 here

[@high-captain-BaLrog]

@@cackemct reduction in the size of the rectangular frame done digitally i.e. in soft-ware also food

[@thebutcher100]

It's a crap 😂

[@RaghavGupta-pn9qk]

@@cackemct 7:48 this

[@jgadventure]

I'm waiting for Thio to do the same for Samsung when S25 releases.

[@ahsookee]

60 Hz in 2024 on a 800 usd smartphone is crazy

[@ThioJoe]

True

[@Industry-insider]

I’ve shown friends my 120 Hz screen and some of them said they can barely even tell the difference, even though it’s so obvious to me

[@mrcvry]

I don‘t see a difference. Do you game on it?

[@ahsookee]

​@@mrcvry you can immidiately tell if you are used to 90 Hz even. Looks laggy then

[@binaryraptor]

@@Industry-insider unless your friends are using 90 hz screens, I must believe they are blind.

[@ajandrewy.1024]

And ThioJoe actually releases BANGERS on KZbin!

[@stupidnameunreal]

the title kinda contridicts the thumbnail

[@ThioJoe]

I’m a walking contradiction

[@Minix_07]

@@ThioJoe And I ain't got no right

[@Qqtzf]

ive been watching you for 4864686468 years, never thought this would happen

[@tdrg_]

5:54 This is incorrect. Siri is largely powered by an Apple LLM that’s designed to perform tasks, not do LLM things. For LLM requests, like “Write a story” or whatever, it’ll ask to use ChatGPT.

[@artiman24]

true

[@otherlego]

The Apple LLM is also run fully on device. Important to mention

[@tdrg_]

@@otherlego true, indeed. However, more intensive requests which don’t fit the local model go to Apple’s Private Cloud Compute servers

[@otherlego]

@@tdrg_ ah good to know

[@slayarch2217]

Nice to see you making those joke videos again.

[@OmegaMusicYT]

No $1000 60Hz phone can possibly be considered a banger

[@himynameisryan]

For $1000USD you get the pro model which does have 120hz

[@mrcvry]

It‘s a phone and not high-end pc for video editing.

[@WyattOShea]

@@mrcvry Whilst true there are phones that cost a fraction the cost of the latest iphones whilst also having a higher refresh rate screen. My zenfone 10 for example has a 144hz panel and whilst expensive for me is still many hundreds of dollars cheaper than the iphones. There is no excuse in this day and age to be using only 60hz panels on phones costing so much money.

[@tdrg_]

@@OmegaMusicYT That one’s $800, the $1000 one has 120Hz

[@lexa7250]

Pretty sure it's $800 But go off, unlike other companies apple actually gives u a reason to get their pro stuff, unlike other brands who put pro features in cheap phones to keep u hooked, NOT BECAUSE THEY CHARGING FAIR, or care abt u

[@limbeboy7]

So half of the software features are not even there on release?! Selling you a future while you pay full price?

[@Ptaaruonn]

Apple in a nutshell.

[@himynameisryan]

Same with the s24 ultra At least you can beta test apple intelligence at launch, galaxy ai took 3 months

[@Manstrual]

Cybertruck moment

[@Lauriciu]

@@himynameisryan what did samsung promise that they didn't deliver?

[@himynameisryan]

@@Lauriciu galaxy ai was not on the s24 ultra at launch Same with how apple intelligence wont be on the iPhone 16 at launch

[@z9cubing574]

First apple ihpone release video from the windows guy?

[@endless_puns]

Remember when phones used to have dedicated camera shutter buttons? Like the old Nokia Lumias with Windows Phone? Apple is trying to brand it as a novelty but Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[@Cart1416]

if I want to quickly take a photo on android I just double press power to open camera

[@jsm2996]

I was told since I used my AirPods as hearing aids I didn’t look deaf 🤣

[@The_Orgin]

I tapped the like button on my laptop screen. Nothing happened. Maybe I need to press harder.

[@null-0x]

click it twice

[@The_Orgin]

@@null-0x I don't think KZbin is working. Them seemed have made like button stop working after removing the dislike counter

[@rockpie.iso.tar.bz2]

Get a touch screen laptop

[@raaji_9]

I'm never leaving my android :)

[@joeblow2456]

I'm never going to get an android :)

[@tdrg_]

@@raaji_9 cool. What phone do you have?

[@koimananana]

Android is better anyways... since... apple is more of a fashion peice compared to android like samsung with more functional phone Plus, apple still uses samsung products anyways lol

[@TH-lu9du]

Oxygen meter by itself is like $50 or less on Amazon, way more accurate, and it's the same one used at health clinics

[@tdrg_]

@@TH-lu9du but it’s nowhere near as convenient as having it into the watch

[@pr9334]

I hate AI, so I’ll just hang onto my 14 Pro until it dies.

[@tdrg_]

@@pr9334 good choice, but know that you can turn it off, it’s even off by default (and not even available in EU or China)

[@koimananana]

I mean I personally dislike AI but i also like AI on my devices that actually would benefit from AI (ie. Audio like in Samsung buds 3 pro) But yea, with the push of NPUs on devices... I still think AI is still very very redundant thus useless

[@_SJ]

Manifesting for the best iPhone Big Max ever next year ✨✨✨🙏🏻

[@_SJ]

Or am I expecting too much?

[@_SJ]

Goodbye Samsung

[@M0VIE]

Imagine Apple actually announcing the phone is WORSE this year....Oh wait the iPhone 7 happened

[@Ilix42]

I hated the removal of the home button. I hope the new action button can be mapped to just be the classic home button.

[@SayAhh]

💯

[@leo-um3pj]

still rocking that 6s

[@alexcuevas5633]

make a Siri shortcut to do so lol

[@metacob]

So what exactly is the difference between "Apple Intelligence" going through all of your texts and photos, and "Microsoft Copilot" taking screenshots of your desktop?

[@Amoonguss-0591-internetball]

Copilot sends data to Microsoft. The Apple Intelligence demo had a whole section about privacy and how data is not sent to Apple.

[@SUPER_SNEAD]

hi joe!

[@Collector3476]

I hope that Apple has made their latest repairable and stopped rejecting third-party parts.

[@MarceloMetayer]

At last year's keybote they talked a lot about gaming... I was struck by the fact that almost nothing was mentioned this year.

[@himynameisryan]

As an iPhone 15 pro max owner, I have never once used the gaming features on this phone

[@shikhanshu]

Very nice summary of the announcements. Theo is the best!!

[@Its_Jordan]

I already upgraded from the iPhone 12 to the iPhone 15 plus last year, and I don't need to upgrade again. My phone working good. The battery health is still 100% and hasn't weakened, so I'll keep it and not upgrade again.

[@sorimasn]

2:01 hopefully they finally add a slider for ringer volume *with headphones on*. Their “solution” to this on their support site is to lower ringer volume to minimum or turn it off when wearing airpods so it doesn’t blow your ears out.

[@VanBurenOfficial]

Yo Joe, you got the info fosho. Keep it real, keep it surreal. Peace out, up, and all around.

[@Rukia_uchiha]

External recorder for Log ?

[@evilutionltd]

I just wish they'd do an iPhone 16 pro mini.

[@meneergroeneveld]

Can you also fold the screen?

[@ryanzmuda3167]

These lower specs for the regular models should warrant official complaints. Also the lack of ai features.

[@Paramontana92]

I am still rocking the Iphone 8 plus, it's time to upgrade for me. it's really starting lag behind...

[@404Tired]

Coming from a iphone 12 pro max, i am interested in the 16 pro max, however the issue i anticipate is that my usual iphone placement is ontop of the new camera button. So if that presses alot and doesn’t recognise random touches, (sort of like how apple pencil and ipad uses finger print and magnets), that will be a let down. But i am also potentially looking forward to developers hopefully including trigger support with the camera button if there is customisation.

[@alexcuevas5633]

i think that's what the action button is for

[@colt5189]

I hope some day that they change all of the buttons to solid state. So they don't physically move, but you still feel a click like with the home button. That way you can always have clicky buttons no matter what case you use.

[@johnmclaughlin9674]

Battery life always scares me it’s good until patched even my iPhone 13 was like a full day of heavy use now it’s around 8-10

[@himynameisryan]

Batteries chemically age, my mum replaced the battery in her 13 pro max and now even on the iOS 18 beta it gets even better battery than when new

[@johnmclaughlin9674]

@@himynameisryan I replaced the phone and it’s worst

[@TMAC_burninator]

How will they ensure I don't accidentally activate the camera when I don't want to.

[@brianbuddy2ACP]

I can't be the only one that's annoyed that the 120hz screen is still exclusive to the pro models, even 3 years after we first got a 120hz screen on iPhones.

[@shiriajin]

You’re making me feel bad for ordering the new iPhone 16 pro max.

[@BAM0907]

So true Joe. Will Apple ever do anything innovative to iPhone instead of the same rhetoric every year; better CPU, better camera? How about a fold version Apple?

[@NicholasEilitz]

Love Apple 🍎 ❤

[@CrafterAurora]

Apple's new airpods look like the old dirty buds loll

[@TechXSoftware]

I have the 14 Pro Max, I think I might wait till the 17 Pro

[@Cunning_Jester]

It’s neat but not worth upgrading from my 14 pro imo

[@SkipMichael]

And the cost will be upgraded also....

[@AmazingAntiTheist]

I'm always amazed that people still give Apple money. Oh well. To each their own.

[@theronwolf3296]

Instead of properly licensing the o2 sensor, they tried to screw the inventor. Sadly, typical for Apple

[@paulct91]

2:28 - Hopefully if it qualifies it may even be something Health Insurance can cover.... though Insurance companies would probably hate shelling out for that. Would be cool to have a 'stylish' hearing aid that looks different than the rest.

[@alexcuevas5633]

they're already seven steps ahead of the 'freeloaders' who would claim them to be used as hearing aids

[@ashleyjaytanna1953]

I'll have some mash to go with them 😅

[@colt5189]

I'd find it very useful taking a picture of something, and it tells you the brand name, etc. of that item. That would be very useful if you see something interesting out in the wild, but don't know what it is.

[@YoshiToshi2]

Don’t need all that AI stuff. Just add simple search in the certain iMessage dialogue. Just fix all screeen orientation bugs (I have it on all my iPhones and iPads for years). Add tags (not description) for photos (you can search tags added to photos on MacBook, but you can’t add tags in iOS). Obvious things i need for years…

[@hospedajepr]

Hey Thio can you make a vid about increasing the AI internet speed from the new iphone by simply plugging in the aux cable apple headphones to use as an antenna? Just asking for a friend that hacks toilet paper. Thanks for the great vid!

[@RyanonBasss]

funny seeing Apple add features I've taken for granted for years on my Android/Sony/OnePlus products

[@himynameisryan]

It just means there are less downsides to owning an iPhone, but still all the same upsides

[@mixixoplix]

Yoooo Joe!

[@artiman24]

5:56 dude you are wrong siri 2.0 uses apples own ai models then for questions the apple model cant it resorts to asking chatgpt

[@scottieapplseed]

I want the smaller 16 Pro, but the premium on storage makes me not want to spend an extra $100 on the phone and might as well get the bigger one. SMH!

[@imluctor5997]

its rumored 17 base will get 120hz. Probably cuz the slim or ultra or whatever they have is coming out aswell

[@coerciasink]

what were the legal reasons that Oxygen sensor had to be removed?

[@ThioJoe]

Patent infringement allegedly

[@Khual]

I literally went back to andriod and bought the s24 ultra😅

[@morthim]

my mom recently invested in apple, and i thought it was over valued. but if they are charging 30x the normal amount then even if the number of acquirers drops 30x due to the economy it should be fine.

[@slam5]

USB 2.0? that's 20 yrs old technology!!

[@An.Individual]

The AI is not available at launch. It is coming later with software updates.

[@tdrg_]

The iPhone 16 series is not enough to warrant an upgrade from my 14 Pro as of now. Maybe I’ll rethink this later on, and don’t get me wrong, these looks like awesome phones, but there’s just too little new things with actual day-to-day impact for me, especially given that Apple Intelligence isn’t coming here in the EU.

[@donfisherjr.2404]

2024: The year I avoid buying an Apple iPhone, again.

[@MisterSixty]

Besides Sony (I have an "old" Xperia 1 iii), what other phones have a dedicated photo button? I haven't done any research 🤭🤷🏽‍♂️!

[@RaghavGupta-pn9qk]

When you have too much money. No way you are getting your phone replaced every 2 years that is wild.

[@varshatripathi7998]

The thumbnail 💀

[@CrafterAurora]

I'm not gonna upgrade tho that aint apple's fault, my plan is to not get a new phone until my current SE 3rd gen breaks, then I'm gonna get an android

[@rager-69]

Could you imagine the stress in having to develop the best iPhone ever year in and year out. Wait, a dedicated camera button? Genius! Retire now, Mr; Product Designer - there's no way to top that. Seriously though, that needs to be on every phone.

[@autumnmatthews3179]

I think with Siri it's best to just ask it to find a website because that's all it does do! I'm finally upgrading to the 16 non plus or pro.

[@DiscoLizzard]

1:08 wow markiplier

[@BaptistPiano]

Who here is that target market for the 27 hours of video playback 😂

[@lexa7250]

KZbin addicts 😢

[@AdityaKantKushwaha]

Congratulations Apple for doing what Android did many hears ago😂

[@himynameisryan]

So it has less downsides but all the same upsides

[@alexcuevas5633]

exactly what?

[@spyderlogan4992]

Once you click 'agree to the terms and conditions' you can never leave the Apple Ecosystem. South Park, 'Humancentipad', Season 15, Episode 1.

[@tdrg_]

@@spyderlogan4992 You can if you want to, nothing is impossible if you work hard enough for it, but it’s indeed difficult.

[@JorgeLopez-qj8pu]

That's not a joke they own your 🧬"DNA" 🩸 it really is in their terms 💀

[@lordmashie]

Cool, but i wanna sideload apps, so my next phones gonna be like a pixel or something. Nice compatibility for custom roms too.

[@tdrg_]

If you’re in the EU you can sort of sideload apps

[@himynameisryan]

some carriers sell pixels that you cannot custom rom with so be careful Also you can side load on iPhone, without jailbreak, I’ve been doing it for years

[@lordmashie]

@@himynameisryan I've got sideloaded apps on my current iPhone using Signulous. It works, but it's really annoying since I _just_ had my signing period expire and now I have to wait three days again to re-register my device.

[@tbg07]

usb2.0 speed in 2024 is a scam

[@LydianMelody]

People who think AI is a gimmick aren’t paying attention. Tons of scams to be fair, immoral data theft, other issues but also life changing, useful, and frequently dangerous.

[@ammarahmed7566]

2:13 well remember samsung phones had this in acessibility and they used a simple headphone to do that this was in my s4 active i think

[@tdrg_]

Fact check Claim: Samsung Galaxy S4 Active had a hearing test feature. Facts: Samsung Galaxy S4 Active had a feature named “Adapt Sound”, which optimized audio quality based on the user’s hearing ability. The ability was determined after a test with beeps, after which a custom profile is created. Conclusion: While Samsung had a hearing test, it did not provide a dBHL measurement, unlike a proper hearing test and Apple’s hearing test.

[@ammarahmed7566]

Thank you, but just saying that i knew something in the past, doesn't necessarily mean it was the exact same thing lol

[@TeofilBejan-lg2rt]

2:50 the ceramic shield is not tougher than kunlun glass

[@th.blacksheep]

what happens to this video? only getting 11k views after 12 hours this went live 🤔🤫

[@brucedeleon9103]

Apple is moving on up this year.

[@koimananana]

Apple being late with the features is as usual

[@paulct91]

4:43 - No, 'AI' can write in various styles, try making a Tavern AI card in Agnai (its free, no sign-in either) and tell the AI to speak like a country hick/bumpkin, French, Japanese, or really anything, though for cringe results just say speak like a stereotype/racist trope it.... will give interesting results... AI 'can' be adaptable... just depends on how much cringe Apple 'allows' with their 'on device' privacy (+ Apple hidden AI guidelines). Assuming they didn't go the insane route and actually go with no safe guards at all! After all those news stories about so people using their new iPhones to make vulnerable child 'content' will definitely happen otherwise, just see all the results of sensational headlines for Deep Fakes and AI Beware articles.

[@mirak_backwards]

im gona upgrade from the 1+7t to the 16 pro max.

[@namcojr]

Switched back to Android one year ago, it seems like i have jumped 10 years into the future. Not going back to the past now, not until Apple catches up which is probably never.

[@himynameisryan]

Apple is ahead in some ways Behind in others Android is ahead in some ways Behind in others So for your use maybe that’s correct But not everyone is like you

[@alittlemorepull]

AH, forgot about the oxygen sensor. Either it's a gimmick and they don't want to admit it or they're betting legal fees to beat the other company in court will cost less than licensing the tech. Guess my 7 just went up in value 😁. I wonder if subsequent Watch-OS releases might eventually disable the sensor - even in older watches?

[@escape209]

A "banger" where I live is slang for a shitty old car, so yeah, I'd say they are putting out "bangers" of some description.

[@asan1050]

I'm only here for the jokes!

[@brently1973]

I have the 15pro so I wont be upgrading

[@benmilner9672]

My iPhone is due for an upgrade, so I will be getting a dumb phone.

[@julholsch]

I will stay with my iPhone 12, because I don't have the money for upgrading.

[@user.A9]

From your example footage from apple's ads, it appears they are marketing to females only.

[@alexcuevas5633]

in this day and age, women are the best target market

[@dls613]

Great review. Thanks

[@Twinsen764]

Why would you blow more money on a new phone when the one you have works just fine... Instant rip off.

[@miezoo]

Sony Xperia 5 v,1 year old phone with 120Hz screen and 2 camera's,they have copied sony xperia 5v.I am so proud of my xperia 5v. 😎

[@himynameisryan]

I sure hope this is a joke Especially 120hz, Samsung has 120hz since 2020

[@jamesjimbob71]

I will stick to the samsung a05s, nice phones though

[@TheBcoolGuy]

Bangers and mash?

[@Beep3rs]

Beep beep