【Apple】It seems my husband promised his girlfiend a job...at my company...where he doesn't even work

[@elizabethrossi7604]

SHUT UP?!!! Those would be the LAST two words he would EVER speak in his life.

[@LoveOnTheInsidex3]

💯!

[@basubenburns]

You can tell that Chris has never worked. He actually promised his mistress the position of President. Alisha's parents should've been told about her behavior. Alisha did tell them that she had a high paying job waiting for her. They are going to wonder why she no longer has that opportunity. Even though Jodi didn't sue her, it's a good chance that Jodi may tell other companies about Alisha's behavior. A person's reputation does count.

[@kurtiskoch880]

I wonder how many murder plots started this way. A gf brags the hubby is stupid and they push the spouse too far.

[@briarvalley8309]

Gotta be at least a 25% chance

[@baffledanderanged2101]

Yeah, really! 😮

[@cherylharris8539]

I'd put it at 60%+, minimum.

[@KarenWalton-ot5qr]

😂

[@Riomy13]

The fact that Chris and Alisha still to the end believe they're in the right...smh

[@rainbowpegacornstudios]

This is the kind of situation that begs the question "How can one person be that stupid?" In this case, it's two people. Chris and Alicia are the bottom rung of society.

[@baffledanderanged2101]

Yeah,I'd say they're still in the amoeba stage of development.

[@TheLaneasze]

And why should she give Alisha HER job???? What drugs is that fool smoking?

[@cecejamesable]

The girl was given so many chances to just drop it, especially from the woman who she slighted and yet she kept on going.

[@DonnaMosley-e5i]

I would have followed through with the lawsuit. That girl was straight-on harassing Alicia; even insulting her and saying she was jealous old hag and that she's glad of the affair. There's only so many chances and/or mercy a person would give someone who slept with another woman's hubby. Give me a break...

[@BIGBLOCK5022006]

Chris: "It's all your fault that my plans fell through! You should've just been a good little girl and kept your mouth shut. And you won't divorce me because I'm such a prize that there's no way that you can live without me." Me: "You should consider yourself lucky that I'm having the State Police on your ass like a bad case of hemorrhoids for fraud. And you think that you're a prize that I can't live without? Yeah, right. You're like a Zonk prize from Let's Make A Deal."

[@cyndicook7755]

They piss me off when they start that mess.

[@amaraambymohiuddin8625]

For the ending, I wish they shown that Alisha’s family came to know about the affair and indirect job offer from it, causing her family to be furious and disown her from the family and cut her off forever and to make things worse, she got expelled from college as a result!

[@ebonymondesir2587]

Lol! Ops ex husband Chris plan was to use his mistress which she is a college student to leach off of.

[@dymonddavis7847]

Chris doesn’t even work at her and has no idea 🤷‍♀️ how the business world works so their was no way he could get Alisha a job at the company ever. Also yuck 🤢 Alisha is a college student and he still had an affair with her plus Alisha is crazy and annoying.

[@66DoodleGal]

I’m shocked that Alisha actually made it through college

[@conjumonblue6450]

A degree in Underwater Basket Weaving is not very demanding. edit for clarity: Underwater basket weaving is an idiom referring pejoratively to supposedly useless or absurd college or university courses and often generally to refer to a perceived decline in educational standards. Not sure if the expression is still popular, but it was when I was going to college.

[@GeorgieB1965]

​​@@conjumonblue6450Actually it's Basket Weaving 101, an idiom for easy classes for college athletes to take. Just like "Cupcake U" is an idiom for college teams who play way out of their league for money.

[@conjumonblue6450]

@@GeorgieB1965 Yeah, I have heard of that one too. It might be a regional thing. I went to Berkeley back in the 1970s, where underwater basket weaving was used an expression. A couple of others were the preparation and serving of smorgasbord, or the combined course of anatomy and panty-raiding. Try using that later one today and you'd hear the protests from miles away. I find it interesting how expressions or their popularity change over time.

[@johnemerson1363]

@@GeorgieB1965 Sounds like UNLV in the 1970's and 80's.

[@GeorgieB1965]

@@johnemerson1363 Or Georgetown during the 80s.

[@blix_xo]

Ive always hated that: "You're never home. I'm lonely so its your fault I found someone else." Meanwhile the person being accused doesn't care to take in the person always gone is providing for the household. I'm a trucker wife, it is definitely a lonely position to be in when my husband goes into work and I wont see him for either the whole day or the next. Holidays have changed for us, many other things as well to adjust to this life but no matter how lonely I can become, I think the same with him. Hes on the road just as lonely which means a person even with a normal 9-5 w.e can feel to same. It hurts knowing folks go through the argument time and time again; get a healthy hobby if youre unable to work/disabled, not difficult to fill your life with positivity than someone to bring to bed while your partner focuses tiredly on providing.

[@lindahill7315]

In no fault states, the cheaters can be sued.

[@TheLaneasze]

Do things around the house and handy?? Dude you are replaceable by a cleaning service. LOL

[@GeorgieB1965]

Sorry, but saying, "I need to think," is not the correct answer to the question, "I want to know what's going on!"

[@oldwoman5942]

No fault divorce means you don’t have to have a reason but it doesn’t mean you can’t have reasons.

[@falxblade1352]

No fault state actually does tho (or more accurately it can't factor in)

[@trash-hime]

@@falxblade1352 You absolutely can use infidelity as leverage in a divorce in a no-fault State. A no-fault State just means you aren't required to prove either party was at fault and that you can get a divorce even when one party doesn't want it. But you can carry on just the same as any other divorce. You'll still get considerations for alimony, child-support, division of assets, etc. and proving infidelity would aid in the factoring of them.

[@nicolethompson6775]

Hello from Toronto 🇨🇦

[@HaesslichG]

This lady does great angry voices.

[@kurtiskoch880]

How can Chris think when he loaned his lone brain cell to his girlfriend?

[@susanlayton2143]

Chris and Alisha aren't just not the brightest bulbs in the chandelier, their bulbs are burned out.

[@marcm8406]

Alisha is a couple fries short of a Happy Meal lol

[@dimandmage123]

Evening everyone

[@RekEStore32]

If you want to guilt-trip someone, they have to actually be guilty of something. Chris is in the running for biggest man-child character!

[@HaesslichG]

18:33 - and a hired housemaid or cleaner would probably be cheaper to boot.

[@SleepLullabyforBabies]

Good job! Good luck with the rest ☺

[@Zatnicatel]

Please tell me "girlfiend" was intentional...

[@richardbassett9367]

I hate these soulmate stories because there is no such thing as a soul mate

[@marymulrooney1334]

How does Chris think by saying it was her fault, that his wife Jodi "Opened her big mouth." that daring Jodi as he did, "You love me. You can't divorce me, you don't have the guts." You'll give me another chance. You love me too much to give me up." would make Jodi say. "Oh okay, I won't divorce you then". Things he said to her actually would put Jodi over the top and want to divorce him even more.

[@mikeosinski50]

why do young women like older men, but when they get older, they put down men that date younger girls. Asking for my sister that dose this 😮😂

[@tammyminder833]

For money

[@ifynwamma]

Finacial security

[@LucyB34]

That last little part of the in the after section was a little bit convoluted from saying Jody had to pay him a lot to the twist that because he spent and stole a lot of money he owed her money

[@jodimoss9230]

OMG I am Jodi and my partner is Chris without this drama 😂

[@nancysternberg]

Alisha, you have a rosy picture painted for yourself, but you cannot have that kind of life destroying someone elses!

[@jonborchardt5548]

Me: 🎵Alisha / Alisha / bitin' off more than she can chew / is Alisha / Chris promised her a job at / his wife's company / even though he don't even work there / and that much / he don't see / I get a funny feelin' / they're headed for divorce🎵 OP: 🎵Chris is gonna blame all on me / of course / the blame's on him and Alisha / Alisha / an empty promise Chris made to Alisha / Chris should've thought about this before he made that promise🎵 Me: 🎵He should've thought about this before he made that promise / he kissed that marriage away🎵 (to the tune of "Elvira" by The Oak Ridge Boys)

[@lorannamoody7011]

❤

[@ire1398]

Why do men think that “it was just fun, I wasn’t serious” is okay? Genitals touching genitals is a deal breaker no matter the situation.

[@irenefelix6637]

He blames her for cheating… some people can be so arrogantly clueless and stupid!

[@evelynberrios8164]

An affair, a Mistake, really!! You work so hard, is your fault, I was forced to look for someone. Yeah, poor impulse control. Unbelievable!!!!

[@TiffWaffles]

Alicia should have gotten the hint when Judy told her to stop texting her (about the job offer). She still could have found a really good job elsewhere. Why did she have to continue bothering the woman that she hurt?

[@briannamcdaniel266]

Good evening from North Carolina!

[@rownoknowrose1084]

Fate of Chris: He tried to make a move on another woman with money but it fail miserably and she humiliated him in a brutal fashion to the point that he tried to attack her but she beat the living hell out of him and even had this whole scene filmed and it was put into social media. Now no woman wants to go near him and no woman wants him to serve coffee so the female customers demand to be served by a different barista. His life has taken a toll for the worst as he started to self destruct and started drinking and all downhill form here. As for Alisha, She got expelled from college and her family disowned her and is now on her own. He ended up becoming homeless eventually.

[@bernedettekuteyi3843]

The audacity of some of these shameless women, imagine calling your affair partner's wife to insult her. Wow I say wow, girl you need to think before opening your BIG MOUTH. Chris, in which planet did you fall out off?

[@lindahill7315]

Good evening, everyone from Alabama

[@ixxieangel]

If you are coming into a marriage with considerably more assets than your spouse it is insane to not have a prenup agreement in place prior to the wedding. If you started your company prior to your marriage then it is ridiculous to not protect your investments. Sitting down with lawyers on both sides and drawing up a fair prenup may be upsetting to some people's feelings but it is a rational intelligent business decision at the end of the day. It is possible to put an infidelity clause in the prenup so the offending party would be severely penalized for the affair. An age old adage applies to this situation; CYA (Cover your ass)!!! If you won't blindfold your eyes and walk into traffic you shouldn't blindfold your eyes and walk into marriage either!

[@joancampbell1377]

He is full of crap its his wife fault because she works a lot hes just trying to blame her for cheating when its him what a fool😅😅😅

[@16royalpersonalities]

😂

[@JohannaNazareen1225]

The fact that all these women are sleeping with maried men is shocking. They dont even check whome they are open ing their leggs to. They dont understand that if they are the ones that tell everything to the wife who provides for the cheater and now their life is ruined and nothing goes like they planned, they are ready to kill the cheater. H lost everything. Yes, it is his fault that it happend, but it wouldn't if the mistress didn't contact the wife. So he will blame her. These women dont see that. Instead of being independent and letting the guy know that if he gets divorced she wont support him and keeping it a secret, they decide that they are going to live off of the guy who is cheating on his wife. How stupid. And he promised this and that to the side chick. And telling his wife that he loves her. Well if you loved her you wouldn't cheat This is 21 century. Why do these girls want to depend on the guy who is clearly a scumbag? How can you trust him? And now he has nothing because of you Alisha, he can go beserk and kil you, you fool. Why do you go to college if you are planing on living off of a guy?Why are you throwing your money away then?

[@Noramythseeker]

Can we get a story where the OP isn't some softie or pushover? Lets have an OP that fights back hard and goes scorched earth

[@stephaniehoyland4901]

Can someone please inform the nut house that one of their patients has escaped

[@debbiethomas2622]

"I need to think..." No further comment needed here. "Don't need to involve her..." Possible that she's a minor? "He's going to eventually make me president..." Boy, love this 'pied piper' song Chris has been singing. "Get out or else..." And just WHAT do you think you're going to do? "Give her a job out of guilt..." What guilt? Alisha, the hiring couch doesn't exist!

[@joancampbell1377]

Omg what a lazy person 😮😮😮

[@rosaleenstark9187]

Chris: I need you in my life!! I love you!! Also Chris: every little mistake that I make, I'm gonna blame you for it and act like I'm gonna the victim. Edit Alisha: I'm the top of my class!! I'm so smart and he's my soul mate Also Alisha: I'm too stupid to know how divorce works and I don't want him anymore because he's a leech

[@chrisariesb.5356]

And this is why I think alimony in most cases is stupid. Also pro prenuptial agreements. In fact I think if you want a stay at home spouse there should be a contract stating that you agree to cover all household and childcare costs have a reasonable up to generous allowance (depending upon income and the kind of person you are) agreed to in said contract. No joint accounts. Anything extra is at the providers discretion and are gifts. Lots of other terms and stipulations of course. Am I cold blooded? Yes...lol I mean I'm not into joint ownership anyway but if I was going to do it I prefer cold calculation over blindly foolish.

[@joanhickey4449]

It’s funny how the side chicks , rightly dump the waster men immediately while the wives stupidly fund them , let them leech and put up with abuse for years. The Side bits have more sense than the wives.

[@donnaw2237]

Like the way this one ends as in real life wife would not get alimony as she made more money, and supported husband. Better than stories saying wife gets alimony even though she makes more. Again this is more realistic.

[@SheilaWestman-l6u]

If you dont like him then shut up, kick him up and protect your money.

[@valeriavernon1151]

I just wonder how she was able to attract someone with this shriek voice

[@baffledanderanged2101]

Who is it that sings the song 🎵 "When fools rush in?" 🤔 Sounds like Chris and Alisha.🤪🙄

[@joancampbell1377]

Too little to.late its your fault your the one who cheated😅😅

[@andiharper546]

Can they PLEASE get new material???

[@joancampbell1377]

Dream on 😅

[@BeatriceCowley-ck2kx]

Repeat. Can you come up with something new?

[@mariananderson1472]

S3 KARMA KARMA KARMA and Stupid ! SMH

[@joancampbell1377]

Wake up guy you are acting like a kid get a life wait for tge Karma😮😮

[@tammyminder833]

Alishia is failed miserably as a gold digger next time check his background and keep your hands to yourself 😅😅

[@Mintymojito]

Honestly! Like at least make sure there’s gold to dig 😂

[@tammyminder833]

Sir you are jobless but have the nerves to cheat and be mad because she wants a divorce

[@tammyminder833]

Boyyyyyyyyyy you are truly delusional if you were thinking that any of that would have worked out 😂😂

[@tammyminder833]

If she was old enough to gap her legs open she's old enough to take responsibility for her actions

[@Brittanyg95]

😂

[@KinhTungPhatPhap]

Good job! Good luck with the rest ☺