Jim Cornette Talks About The Vince McMahon Movie Script

[@zlinedavid]

Linda McMahon saying "butt stuff"? No. Now Stephanie talking about "butt stuff", that I could buy.

[@rosiegratz8377]

zlinedavid HA!!! Definitely a Steph statement😂!!!

[@SuperDevolution]

I want to say she did an interview with Howard Stern years ago where she said she and Hunter haven't done anal. I have no fucking clue why I remember this.

[@Ted_Bell]

@@SuperDevolution cause you are a loser.

[@richardpreston7333]

I'm just imagining her saying that in that wooden delivery she uses for every promo she's ever tried to cut on Raw/Smackdown

[@xxrocketshark216xx4]

"That offends me as a person who knows how to read!"

[@mrpedantic]

Come for the script mockery, stay for Jim singing the UNDERDOG theme song.

[@doublec413]

That is the reason why I stayed😝😝😝😝

[@rosiegratz8377]

jtheyellow there's no need to fear Jim Cornette is here!!!

[@PtolemyJones]

It was at that point that I clicked the like button, that was gold.

[@robertsmith646]

Amazing memory proven how he remembers all the words from the Underdog theme song lol

[@mox19380]

icing on the cake

[@northbykenwest]

I do NOT see Jesse Ventura and Jake Roberts fighting over cover-up lol

[@andrewblanchard2398]

@Thomas Bugg and hookers

[@SuperDevolution]

@@andrewblanchard2398 If half of what Jim says about 80s rats is true, I doubt they needed to pay for it very often.

[@juniorbrown3491]

"The butt-stuff audience" 😂😂 I died lol.

[@mattbentzley9820]

When I think of Hulk Hogan I think about getting fucked in the ass That was the best part.

[@AndreaRoll]

i was fucking drinkin sparklin water, came to this part, i've fuckin spayed water in a 2 meters range

[@kingrobthegreat7446]

me too

[@richroethel5176]

@@AndreaRoll who drinks sparkling water. 😐

[@freezetasticvoyage19]

"AND THIS OPENS IT UP TO A WHOLE NEW AUDIENCE!"

[@NDBrennan]

I lost it with the Linda McMahon "Butt Stuff" part!!!! Lolol

[@ryansanchez319]

Neil Brennan Linda seems like she would be into butt stuff

[@raymondking214]

Well, she married an asshole like Vince, so that should tell you something.

[@jonerikson5925]

I literally almost wrecked my car from laughing

[@justinbaronofsky360]

Yesh this is great the only thing better is them listening to the hulk Hogan Gawker video talking about Hogan's penis lmaooo

[@christophergargaro959]

"When I think of Hulk Hogan, I think of getting fucked in the ass..." LMAO! Cornette delivers again as usual.

[@jeffreyriley8742]

Laughing until I cry!!

[@futuregohan4837]

That Shit Is Hilarious I'm Not Even Kidding It's Funny When I Heard It For The First Time

[@herzkine]

"BAD OR GOOD MEMORIES?

[@above.average.gaming.natio3026]

Who doesnt?

[@chubbycatfish4573]

Fun fact: Ric Flair's debut match was against Scrap Iron Gadaski.

[@mattbentzley9820]

But you couldn't get him for a grand a night.

[@metalmutherfucker1016]

Is that rambling rickus Rhodes or his debut as rich flair

[@ninjaconsultantsixshot]

This script is a 10/10 of horribly awfully amazing. FUND IT

[@alyasgrey9370]

God.... that Underdog rendition makes me love Cornette even more.

[@mattbrood1]

I love that Corny can sing the whole Underdog theme song lol

[@ricstormwolf]

Didn't know Underdog had a theme song. Lol. And Cornette really can't sing.

[@CrazyChiv]

It's not so ridiculous an idea to make a film about how the wrestling industry transitioned from the territory days into the large national companies. I'm not overly familiar with that era of wrestling and so a good (competently written) biopic would be really cool. But it would have to be written by someone who knows the history and NOT produced by the WWE (or it would just be another McMahon ego-stroke). I hope someone does make something like that - but not like this!

[@MitchellQuondam]

I actually think if Cornette teamed up with a screenwriter they could make a good movie or even a miniseries

[@walsh9080]

@@MitchellQuondam I would totally watch that miniseries.

[@richardpreston7333]

@@MitchellQuondam Okay, here's the elevator pitch: Corny does a biopic of his early days right up to when he quits WCW, a la "I, Tonya", but Corny himself occasionally pops in near the end to critique the biopic itself, with the cast looking round going "Oh dear, this isn't in the script"

[@mulldrifterz6469]

I always thought it would be Vince Russo that would make Jim snap and go insane, but nope when he started singing I realized I was wrong.

[@bloodanddajugs]

Jimmy broke when he starts singing...

[@kevindignan4082]

A. I want to see this movie B. I want a step by step audio review of it by jim coz this is comedy gold.

[@fayezfawzi3255]

exactly my thoughts lol.

[@oMaJoJ]

This needs to be made, this is in that "A Burns for All Seasons" tier of greatness.

[@northleedspoppa]

How was the bus still moving if he threw the driver out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cretinousjester3475]

Oh dear God if Russo and Williams ever team up.......

[@danmount9462]

They should have gotten Pritchard to do the Vince voice.

[@zlinedavid]

Lapsed Vince would have been perfect. "Patterson...get in here..."

[@fayezfawzi3255]

I think by "Lou" they meant Lou Thesz. He was part owner of a territory at some point in the 50s. I am surprised Jim didnt figure this one out. BTW,i wish cornette had read the entire movie script lol. that would have been amazing XD also, another thing he didnt catch: they say flair was their biggest draw,but flair hadnt even become a wrestler yet in 1973 XD

[@thatdude169]

This was fucking gold. They should have a new segment called cornette reacts to: _____

[@thedude4672]

Yes!

[@chrisortiz8072]

If they ever made a real Vince McMahon movie id watch it. I feel as if though It would have to be a trilogy because he has lived so much. Start from the struggle to the come up

[@michelledavidson8190]

That's a trilogy I could watch.

[@rachelknightonline]

It'd have to be a Lord of the Rings length trilogy 0_0

[@zlinedavid]

Call it the Lord of the Ring trilogy. And the 3 volumes could be called "Goddamn, Pal", "Yerrrrrr Firrrrrred" and "Genetic Jackhammer".

[@zirsqlid6343]

Movies are not real though, Chris.

[@herzkine]

@ ZIR ..." ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMNIT"

[@crazyjim9380]

I wish they could somehow get a copy of this entire script and just let Jim read it page by page.

[@fayezfawzi3255]

my thoughts too XD

[@dalehulen369]

10:51 "Hogan makes a woman want to try some Butt - Stuff" 😂

[@nonamerequired123]

I'm going to presume their description of cocktails and pills was them accidentally inserting what it was like in the room where they wrote it for the NWA meeting and that Lou was their pill supplier. Or maybe the pimp. Or maybe it was both.

[@francescovolpe9520]

RIP this movie :(

[@ConwayFitty]

What episode was this?

[@SuperDevolution]

For some reason, I always get a chuckle out of the Scrap Iron Gadaski part. It sounds like the equivalent of saying you couldn't get Virgil for 3 grand a night now.

[@zlinedavid]

You could get Virgil for a week for $300 and a gallon of meat sauce.

[@northleedspoppa]

@@zlinedavid pay him in 20s!!!

[@karlepaul6632]

Holygodfuckshit!! I have was walking home from the store and almost got hit by a car because I was laughing my ass off not paying attention to ANYTHING! I almost got killed and was still laughing like a freaking loon!! Hahahahahahaha!! Oh my GOD!! I gotta read the entire script! Shit, someone should just publish the fucking thing as a book!! I'm not kidding!! It's fucking hilarious!! 😂😂😂😂

[@-KillaWatt-]

Although Vince Mcmahon has a life worth a movie I don't think now is the time. A movie like this needs to be made when he passes. I don't have much faith in such a movie though. It could very easily be messed up.

[@herzkine]

Time isnt ripe but someday society will be totally cool with those parties of Vince, Trump,, Kraft and Epstein being pictured.

[@gnelms24]

LMAO! Very funny script! Jim singing the Underdog theme song: Priceless!

[@guardian08527]

This is a fever dream after marathoning 72 hours straight of wrestling matches from 1978-1999.

[@georgeednie7723]

Its 3:30 in the morning and I'm keeping an entire house of people awake laughing hysterically with tears in my eyes. Oh my fucking god. This is brilliant.

[@triplesixsdc8193]

This makes Vince Russo look like goddamn fucking Ernest Hemingway!

[@Airdathegamer]

I can't believe Jim actually said that Russo line, but I completely agree. This writing does make Russo look like Hemingway in comparison.

[@stephenrogers4537]

Listening to Jim, do this, I laughed my ass off. JIM please take this to Vegas!😀😭😀😭😀😭😀😭😀😭

[@williamflowers9435]

This movie absolutely needs to be made!!! 😅😂🤣😂🤣

[@michael50351]

Cornette following up singing the Underdog song with "so fuck this guy" made me laugh so hard I almost shit myself.

[@tomahboy7]

Is it totally weird that I want this script funded without any changes to the script lol

[@davidholzer4155]

it took this script to make jim give russo a backhanded compliment

[@nonamerequired123]

And that scrapiron reference is like someone saying their favourite song by a very popular group is like their most obscure track, just trying to make themselves look smart and say "hey we know more than just the big name"

[@herdfootballfan2098]

If there is to ever be a movie that shows the true history of territories Jim needs to write it because he would get every fact and detail on point

[@gerardmadden5333]

Fuckin spot on man! He'd be best at that I've heard him say numerous times say his jobs n one the titles is wrestling historian

[@JumpinJackFlash1989]

Brian bigging up his pal Bixenspan here. Fast forward a couple of years and he's trashing him on the air, calling him Yenta. He's more Jewish than Jerry Seinfeld if such a thing is possible. Also shows the wrestling business is very fickle. Even among the marks

[@smarkslowplay3512]

Same with Corny and former BFF Kenny Bolin

[@Hammerhead547]

As horrible as that sounds it still somehow manages to sound better than what hogan and vince shat out in when they rewrote No Holds Barred at a holiday inn over the course of 36 hours.

[@fuscinula]

Rewrote? You mean there was an original script?

[@Hammerhead547]

Hogan hated the original script for No Holds Barred so he went and bitched too vince about it who in turn bitched to the writer about it, who in turn told vince to fuck off stating that he had no intention too rewrite it because he wasn't paid well enough for it in the first place. So their solution was: get a cheap hotel room after shooting the TV's for that particular week and rewrite the entire thing themselves...which they did in 36 hours. I have no idea of what they re-wrote but it obviously was a significant portion of the movie, not that it mattered because all they ended up with was a razzie worthy disaster that made it onto pretty much every worst movie list of 1989. Roger Ebert actually called it:"despicable, deplorable....and dumb".

[@fuscinula]

Wow, I never knew this... Now I understand why it's so Hogan-centric to begin with.

[@Hammerhead547]

You shouuld check out OSW Reviews review of it, it's hillarious...and they review the PPV special that ended up being the blow off to the Hogan/Zeus "feud" after the movie was broadcast on PPV.

[@borednow5838]

God bless Ebert! Would love to see his review.

[@mdrussellmash]

I lost it when he started talking about “butt stuff.”

[@adammadar2685]

A script so bad, Cornette compliments Russo...

[@tylerclifford9436]

UNDERDOG! In the tune of James e. Awesome

[@dustincieslik5397]

Cornette underdog theme singing I'm dead

[@dalehulen369]

3:56 "Cut The Shit Jack" 😂

[@violagreene4643]

I'm gonna have to watch somebody slaughter a pig to get the image of Linda McMahon and buttstuff out of my head....

[@DebsWombat]

I would kill to hear these two read the entire script! 😂

[@jeffreyriley8742]

The Underdog theme song is one of the greatest cartoon themes.

[@jeffreyriley8742]

"When I think of Hulk Hogan, I think about getting fucked in the ass!" LAUGHING TIL I CRY!!

[@jeffreyriley8742]

There's a name on it. "Vince Russo."

[@mattbentzley9820]

I was thinking that while the script was being read.

[@mrhobbieman12]

Worth watching just for the Cornette solo of the underdog theme

[@adamglenn5477]

Jims reading is hilarious. He should do more readings.

[@fayezfawzi3255]

indeed lol XD

[@arnabmukhopadhyay7078]

Did jim just bury Scrap Iron Gadaski?

[@benv2832]

I’m jus saying Kevin Bacon as Vince and Alanis Morisette as Linda

[@kbennett2587]

Actually I would love to see Cornette's story made into a movie.

[@tommyhallum4207]

Vince: God damn I'm a movie pal! Corny: mother fucker!

[@mikepeterson764]

this script broke jim.

[@richardpreston7333]

Fucking hell, and I thought that unofficial made-for-TV Jesse Ventura biopic took some liberties...

[@qbranch88]

I’m crying at this. What podcast episode is this from?

[@anthonydisalvatore637]

It made me laugh so hard when he adds "whatever the fuck" to the end of the Underdog theme song XD

[@primusvsunicron1]

I need a link to the script

[@TheBorkLaser]

The most surprising part to me was finding out the script was NOT written by Vince Russo.

[@wildwine6400]

It was a joke script made up by Bix

[@Zman9042]

Jim's love of Underdog is so great

[@mindlessdroid3630]

Jim singing the Underdog theme. 😂😂😂😂😂 Simon Bar Sinister would approve.

[@celticbat3792]

What a great way to trash the written word at 12:28! "That insults me as a person who knows how to read!" Priceless

[@ArmondoeCruze88]

The fact that Jake Roberts is supposedly doing roids

[@hollowayquotes]

I haven't seen live-action Underdog, but if Jim performed the whole soundtrack, I'd give it a chance.

[@jsegaul420]

Vince wouldn't let this be made

[@kingkold]

One of my favorite segments

[@mjolden]

I want them to film this. When's the last time we had a comedy this good?

[@Slammer_1970]

LOL. This was funny from start to finish.

[@SensiofRabbitude]

Fern Ganya and later Ferg Anya? Never change closed captions, never change.

[@futuregohan4837]

5:01 Hahahahaha I Reckon Undertaker Would Say Something Like That

[@kevinw8276]

Fuck that. I want to see this made!

[@imalwaysbluffing]

I don’t know what they are talking about the butt stuff was the best line I’ve ever heard

[@geoffa87]

Cornette finally has a nervous breakdown at 12:55

[@rossl5908]

WWE Netflix 3 season documentary covering everything from Vince buying out the other promoters, the Monday night wars, the Montreal Screwjob, Steroid trials, Owen Hearts death; which is just scratching the surface. And the WWE would partly want this documentary as it would inevitably trend and would make the company relevant again to a newer generation.

[@michelledavidson8190]

Dark side of the ring is a great series, but it's not on Netflix. I'd love to see a show on Vince McMahon buying out the other promoters.

[@borednow5838]

Wait, what's Underdog? I want to see it now just based on Cornette's singing of the theme. My guess is Vince doesn't want this made because of what it suggests about his family no matter how bullshit it maybe. But then wouldn't be funny if he actually plans on making it?...

[@jamesbeard7118]

Dave meltzer - this was gonna be a movie but plans changed at the last minute

[@BrottenGuy]

Hearing Brian promote Bixenspan this many years later is wild. Wasn’t but a couple years after this Brian turned on Bix & just RIPPED him! Lol!

[@aarond23]

Cool Fan Fiction!

[@TheJuliet316]

Oh please, I've written fanfiction with more research and accuracy than this crap.

[@davidholzer4155]

"Jim, in business, sometimes you have to eat shit and like the taste of it." Vince McMahon

[@michaelfleming9160]

Who knew Vince met Linda while she was working as a stripper!?

[@spectrumlocalb191]

Michael Fleming I DID JOE SCARPA TOLD ME

[@brettperry3737]

Sounds like something Vince wrote himself

[@evilbanjos5768]

Hogan used me for butt stuff but I don't like to talk about it...

[@FlyByNick]

That was friggin hilarious

[@craigusselman546]

Hulk Hogans Butt-Stuff

[@danielbalderson2273]

This thing sounds like Jessie the body bio pic redo. SMH

[@trevorhyde3139]

I'd love to see this movie in the exact same way that Jim is reading the script 🤣🤣🤣🤣 what the exact fuck????

[@seannetworkblogsandgames7504]

The days when these two were on good terms with Bix

[@dalehulen369]

2:56 "Who The Fuck Lou" 😂

[@spectrumlocalb191]

CAN ANYONE POST UP HERE WHERE WE CAN FIND THAT SCRIPT TO PRINT IT OUT.? JIM MENTIONS THE NAME OF TGE GUY THAT PUT IT UP ON THE INTERNET.

[@ggaa111100]

I'm thinking about writing something similar. Perhaps I'll start a GoFundMe to finance it.

[@robertwittjr1198]

lol this is crazy. www.ewrestlingnews.com/news/several-script-spoilers-sonytristar-pictures-biopic-vince-mcmahon-leaked "There is also a scene in the strip club where Linda tells Vince she is pregnant (this would be with Shane) and Vince says the mother of his child won’t work in such a place. They leave and when the manager tries to stop Linda he ends up getting beat up by Vince. The script makes it evident that Linda is turned on by the incident. Linda also tells Vince at one point in what is described as a “wink-wink line” that she and Vince would never be political types but that maybe their kids will be at some point." this is better than wwe is now this could be a daily soap.

[@BzaafiedTheFerocious]

I thought my post world be about someone so bad that they made Cornette compare Russo to Ernest Hemingway but who the hell could have seen Cornette being a mark for UNDERDOG?!?

[@mox19380]

why did mcmahon feel the need to buy it to bury it? No one and i mean NO ONE was going to produce that movie. it would've been a legal nightmare for any studio/producer