The Worst Kind of D&D Player | Arcane Lounge Podcast

[@dastard12]

I never expected Jacob could make a perfect enderman teleport impression. truly outstanding talent

[@TheAzureSkyy]

😂 This bracelet story is killing me Ilmater will forever be Yassified in every campaign I will run from now on. 😂

[@TheAzureSkyy]

Also p.s. cleric is not the asshole the rogue is.

[@crunchevo8974]

the Faerûnian intermediate deity of endurance, martyrdom, perseverance, and suffering. Known variously as the Crying God, the Rack-Broken Lord, and the One Who Endures, the way im just voicing any interaction with imater from now on as him being just a bit too into the torture and pain from now on lmao like yassified ilmater is too funny.

[@Fngoomba]

I’m not doing anything interesting this time, but I still have time to watch this episode. Thanks for the unrivaled audio entertainment yall

[@kubafranta8275]

Bro's channeling the shayn topp energy

[@LegendofZelderon]

Up in the terrarium at 3 AM, straight up monching it. And by it, lets just say, hehe, my eyebools

[@crawley6957]

Fizzy Cookie is the name of my next Half-Orc Barbarian character

[@Bogwedgle]

Cleric is fine. If someone says stuff like that and the dm doesn't deal with it, I'm gonna. I'd probably have just yelled at him, but whatever works.

[@Bogwedgle]

Don't mess with the healer.

[@Skeleton_Archer]

Yelling at people has like a 2% success rate, but you do you

[@dorianleakey]

​@@Skeleton_Archerdepends what you mean by worked. I don't think they are trying to convince him in that moment, but to put pressure on.

[@Bogwedgle]

@@Skeleton_Archer Working, in this context, is getting the guy yelling slurs out of my damn dnd game. I don't care if it makes him a better person. That is not my job.

[@Rubymagicalgirl88]

Not being able to catch things is a consequence of taking E? Oh I wonder how badly that will make my catching skills now. Lol

[@cosmiccowboy9358]

I think it’s fine that the rogue didn’t want to wear it but obviously not the way he went about it but on the same token don’t cry when you die from role play choices embrace it

[@dorianleakey]

I don't think it's fine for the reasons they gave, bracelets are not gendered and definitely not in DnD.

[@Dumpster_Ghost]

48:42 as someone who went to an art junior high/high school, six years of taking a drawing class, and could never finish projects because I couldn’t make them looked how I thought of them in my very visually vivid imagination I feel this so hard. Still learning to expect that what I draw can never look how I think of it in my head, but since I’ve been practicing and building my skills my art level increasing has made excepting that a lot easier! (Also forcing myself to visualize what I want to draw in a much more simplistic way helps too)

[@TheVillainsProjects]

There were a lot of funny moments and almost as many "what the heck" moments in this one. Great episode!

[@nebsirrah1234]

I cant believe you cut this glorious hair

[@Abilliful]

28:41 these people are at their best in real life I swear. We will get that dude next time he gets a fit bit 😂

[@Skylined_Viva]

There’s a .1% that Jacob left out of who contributes to the pod. I call dibs.

[@remraven6443]

As a side note, I also actually had a paladin of Illmater and will be stealing that idea from story 2

[@DmDungeonMastery]

Thanks for answering some of my questions! Appreciate you all! 🥳

[@InariNoSasuke]

I was watching this while cleaning my room lol

[@cameronpearce5943]

I gotta imagine those Oreo cookies were a way for them to get rid of incriminating receipts and tax files

[@TrinexxSlayer]

i think this bracelet solution was rather elegant. people should realize there are consequences to being disrespectful, but calling it out right away might not be as effective to get the point across. chances are they'd just dismiss the berating and continue their attitude problem elsewhere. the way it was done, they get to really feel the punishment, as it seeps in. besides, it was just a game, no real harm there.

[@grungyrogue]

Best opening ever honestly.

[@andrewdavidson7962]

i can’t remember my very first dnd character because that game was forever ago but my first character that was serious was a human arcane archer fighter named hanzic and i still reference him with my dnd group to this day loved that guy

[@HanRon93]

Love hearing you read some reddit stories on here. Hope we get some more of that in the future too ❤

[@connergrieff8103]

The Oreo coke is actually pretty good!

[@keithulhu]

My response to Cantaloupe would have been to play the clip of Al Pacino in Glengarry Glen Ross saying, "You stupid f'ing (runt)"

[@kauwanseaton5281]

mtg oreos single color and mixed colored pacts. there's a collab idea

[@konsumterra1]

i cannot find anything about eyes being eaten by a lizard? rats?

[@kev_whatev]

When does the show start?

[@apjapki]

Cleric player is not the A at all. No player is owed your spells and you still saved him anyway. It wasn't the most adult thing to do but definitely not the A. The Rogue should know that the Cleric would not heal him if he insulted his god. The player should have just outright said this to the Rogue player.

[@ThisLateHistoricalHour]

Thanks, again, gamers!

[@justjester5682]

The DM in story 2 is also an asshole for not dealing with the problem player right there and then tbh.

[@commonviewer2488]

Everyone has their horror stories

[@ViviDimension]

How can I access this beam? 37:00

[@stevendorries]

50:57 sounds like ole Newsie needs to send them to therapy

[@reydiaz256]

Where can i get that red jacket???

[@ThetaBow413]

Steady hands does cool knit wear like this. Idk if they still have this one but their stuff is so cool in general

[@apjapki]

Did the DM have to fireball the party when Cantaloupe was team-killing anyway? I'm not saying they did anything wrong but I would have felt bad killing players because one of their own basically intentionally killed their friends. Just kill the Rogue, then kick him out of the group. (Also the guy who cast Thunderwave wasn't a Hexblade, it was a Sorceror)

[@OnetastyJoe]

Puts a lich vs a group of lvl 3 PCs. Whines at the player for moves that didnt actually even matter. The lich fireballed after the PCs thunderwave, they would and should have been dead anyway. DM trying to paint themselves in good light here but honestly i dont by that "the lich only fireballs at 1hp"

[@apjapki]

@@OnetastyJoe Yeah, it's like that's what you planned but continuing to run it that way when someone is team killing is ok DMing but in my mind kinda dumb. You know you will end up punishing everyone for one guy's error. You are not on rails.

[@fruit3626]

How does Spencer sit like that

[@c.l629]

The neurospice

[@bloementuintje9356]

ahum bracelets, these red srings were put in rl players not characters. my dude

[@crunchevo8974]

honestly if someone is that committed to the bit that's pretty cool. that they brought actual red twine. that's like something i'd probably keep forever lol.

[@pina66vandijk]

A great story, but a horrible podcast. Doesn't profit from Spencer being there...

[@markt7177]

❤honk shoo 💤

[@zednott]

the bracelet one. if the dude didnt want to ware something irl then leave it be. why force things on someone irl

[@-Nicetomeetyou]

So that kind of attitude and the use of a slur is totally justified by that then? I think the point went totally over your head.

[@zednott]

@@-Nicetomeetyou why try to force irl bs on someone that just wants to play a game.

[@zednott]

@@-Nicetomeetyou i think my point went over your head. imagine wanting to force a dem to ware a Trump shirt, a republican to ware a kamala shirt, a devout Christian to wear a yamaka, or force a vegan to ware leather. its a game and you should not force your beliefs on someone irl because of a game. its meant to be a escape from reality, and to most importantly be fun.