40k Lore, Regiments of the Imperial Guard, Mordian Iron Guard

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@ArchYouTube
@ArchYouTube 7 жыл бұрын
Music! yes? no? good? bad?
@alkain6906
@alkain6906 7 жыл бұрын
good
@wailrimouche1171
@wailrimouche1171 7 жыл бұрын
didn't even notice it. but now that you mention it it's subtle but what about something grim dark..
@ThisIsNotKohkie
@ThisIsNotKohkie 7 жыл бұрын
Too fluffy need more grim music like before
@mikhailbychkov5042
@mikhailbychkov5042 7 жыл бұрын
Yes, YES!!!
@theaenam
@theaenam 7 жыл бұрын
I can hear you better so I'm good with no music.
@DominionSorcerer
@DominionSorcerer 7 жыл бұрын
I'd watch a sitcom taking place inside of a bunker in the middle of an Ork, Tyranid or Chaos infested planet with the main characters being a Maccabian Janissary, a Death Korps Kriegsman and a Mordian Iron Guardsman.
@heliveruscalion9124
@heliveruscalion9124 7 жыл бұрын
Dominion Sorcerer Death Korps of Kreig Guardsman*
@Memento--Mori
@Memento--Mori 7 жыл бұрын
The Death Korps Guardsman would bayonet charge out of the bunker (actual lore for why they have Comissars), because they rely of Comissars to keep them all from bayonet charging into tanks and titans.
@taan1424
@taan1424 7 жыл бұрын
You need to add a normal guardsman in a mix to have a point of reference.
@CryingZombie666
@CryingZombie666 7 жыл бұрын
There needs to be a Valhallan Ice Warrior in the midst too! xD
@Warrior-Of-Virtue
@Warrior-Of-Virtue 7 жыл бұрын
With a Cadian thrown in just because.
@rahbaralhaq
@rahbaralhaq 7 жыл бұрын
"We will build a wall with lasfire, and make the xenos pay for it."
@brandonalsop1281
@brandonalsop1281 6 жыл бұрын
build a wall out of zenos
@MrJustonemorevoice
@MrJustonemorevoice 6 жыл бұрын
Oddly fitting
@cringelifemasternovasa7an377
@cringelifemasternovasa7an377 6 жыл бұрын
ur mom gay @Steven Rodriguez
@arielben-zeev1418
@arielben-zeev1418 5 жыл бұрын
@@cringelifemasternovasa7an377 ur dad man woman
@bradmarkus7768
@bradmarkus7768 4 жыл бұрын
@Eli Gutman Reminder that this is why antisemitism is at 1934 Germany levels
@GrugSmesh
@GrugSmesh 7 жыл бұрын
Mordian Iron Guardsmen can use the shine from their boots to amplify the power of their lasgun.
@Memento--Mori
@Memento--Mori 7 жыл бұрын
Poor Commissar, all the best Guard regiments will blam you, before you can blam them. Catachans, Mordians, and DEATH KORPS...
@mdb45424
@mdb45424 7 жыл бұрын
that brings to question why they have a commissar in the pick. the lore discribes them as totally not needed it and since commissars are not techinically in the chain of command would they take orders
@toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745
@toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745 7 жыл бұрын
I would hazzard a guess and say that if their Command has ordered the Commissar attached to them, then they will obey them as a Superior Officer. Especially if they're being used as a Police Force.
@lordfrostwind3151
@lordfrostwind3151 7 жыл бұрын
Whoever is in charge of shoe polish and dry cleaning on Mordia probably has more money than the entire ecclesiarchy at this point.
@medworthy
@medworthy 7 жыл бұрын
Reference: Prussian Landwehr regiment (circa 1789 - 1815)
@Stonewall5101
@Stonewall5101 5 жыл бұрын
Iron Guardsman watching a Cadian squad get overwhelmed: “This is what happens when you mock the grooming standard.”
@idkwhatmynameis53
@idkwhatmynameis53 4 жыл бұрын
Tristan Potter godfather approves
@gatorgames2951
@gatorgames2951 4 жыл бұрын
That is why you shave shit then shower with your pt belt.
@ordersmilitant5998
@ordersmilitant5998 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ApekOmega
@ApekOmega 4 жыл бұрын
40K where ar 670-1 is enforced with lethal intent
@jakebroghie292
@jakebroghie292 3 жыл бұрын
Tristan Potter better police that moostache
@FuelDropforthewin
@FuelDropforthewin 7 жыл бұрын
I remember reading somewhere that commissars assigned to the iron guard have a tenancy to get written up for insufficient attention to dress and deportment, with the complaint then filed with the regiment's morale officer... AKA the Commissar.
@varminthevermin8371
@varminthevermin8371 5 жыл бұрын
Wait what, that great
@jackdaalfbrainork6392
@jackdaalfbrainork6392 5 жыл бұрын
Hugh Mann “am reporting the commissar to the commissar”
@dasirrlicht5415
@dasirrlicht5415 4 жыл бұрын
"Sir Commissar, I have a complain to hand in." "What is is, Guardsman?" "Sir Commissar, I have to report that you, Sir Commissar, are not wearing your hat straight and your bolt-pistol is insufficently cleaned, still showing scorchmarks from the target practice yesterday."
@blitzburn2871
@blitzburn2871 4 жыл бұрын
@@dasirrlicht5415 "Very good guardsman, that reminds me, I was to inform you that todays target practice has been rescheduled" *BLAM* "Anything else?" "Sir Commissar, I have to report that you, Sir Commissar, are wearing a bloodstained uniform"
@Xo-3130
@Xo-3130 4 жыл бұрын
@@blitzburn2871 *Repeat seceral dozen or so times* "Sir, Co-" "Screw this." *BLAM* "Did he just kill himself?"
@TheAlterspark
@TheAlterspark 5 жыл бұрын
Iron Guardsman: We are the most disciplined of all regiments. We beat our own citizens back on Mordia. Death Korps Guardsman: Beat them? We nuked our own home planet when they tried to rebel. Cadia stands, Mordia obeys, Krieg remembers.
@waxiboi331
@waxiboi331 5 жыл бұрын
Ha lol I love the death korps of krieg to
@nooneinparticular5256
@nooneinparticular5256 5 жыл бұрын
*Wall of Iron Guardsman promptly BLAMs you for misspelling Mordian* Jokes aside, that's a pretty good way of putting it. Wonder what could be used for other regiments. Armageddon endures. Attila rides. Vostroya marches.
@murderouskitten2577
@murderouskitten2577 5 жыл бұрын
cadia fell :D
@sethgilcrist8088
@sethgilcrist8088 5 жыл бұрын
@@NinthRomance with shovels because our bayonets broke on there armor
@kowboykalebb
@kowboykalebb 5 жыл бұрын
*mordant Acid Dogs have joined the chat*
@luckiller019
@luckiller019 7 жыл бұрын
40 minutes on Mordian "if I´am going to die, I am going to die fashionable" Iron Guard, praise Kek
@markauditor7873
@markauditor7873 6 жыл бұрын
heresy
@RobGcraft
@RobGcraft 4 жыл бұрын
“Praise kek” Yes Lord Inquisitor, this heresy right here
@bruceweiner5306
@bruceweiner5306 4 жыл бұрын
Live fast. Die young. Leave a good looking corpse.
@jacobstewart1950
@jacobstewart1950 2 жыл бұрын
If I'm going to die I'm going to die well dressed
@RVGmetallicasaw
@RVGmetallicasaw 7 жыл бұрын
Best recipe for defending a fortress: Mordian Iron Guard, Maccabian Janissaries, Sororitas, Kriegers, and Imperial Fists. That wall ain't ever gonna break.
@silvermarksman6834
@silvermarksman6834 7 жыл бұрын
Metall As long as they don't kill each other that is
@rasiabsgamingcorner2258
@rasiabsgamingcorner2258 6 жыл бұрын
Those Janissaries will probably go on their own crusade against the sororitias purely because they are women. Then they will look at the mordians and everyone else as below them...... That wall would get torn the fuck down from the inside out
@rv3029
@rv3029 6 жыл бұрын
Why the Soroitas and not the Astartes? Surely with the latter, the filthy Xenos won't be even near the wall.
@resonating6621
@resonating6621 6 жыл бұрын
I would like to see tyranids try
@thetrippedup9322
@thetrippedup9322 6 жыл бұрын
The Valhallans are known for never giving up ground
@thegreatazal5021
@thegreatazal5021 7 жыл бұрын
You know I feel like these guys are the only people who wouldn't use that book for emergency toilet paper
@farmerboy916
@farmerboy916 7 жыл бұрын
The Great Azal Unless ordered to, anyway.
@marshallbernarte8216
@marshallbernarte8216 4 жыл бұрын
@@farmerboy916 "Sir permission to wipe this ones ass."
@barcod11
@barcod11 7 жыл бұрын
while the Mordian Iron Guard and maccabian janissaries are busy fighting each other, the Death Korps roll up, pacify the planet and then execute both regiments for incompetence
@alcatras201
@alcatras201 5 жыл бұрын
Execut them with a big artilery barage.
@sethgilcrist8088
@sethgilcrist8088 5 жыл бұрын
@@alcatras201 +happy gas mask noise+ where do you need my Earth Shakers
@ConfusedGuardsman
@ConfusedGuardsman 4 жыл бұрын
@@alcatras201 Don't forget my lasgun and bayonet!
@xatileofmorgon5095
@xatileofmorgon5095 4 жыл бұрын
@@ConfusedGuardsman And the shovels! Dont forget your trusty shovel!
@許進曾
@許進曾 4 жыл бұрын
@@xatileofmorgon5095 would you like a chain shovel or a power shovel.
@SultanOfAwesomeness
@SultanOfAwesomeness 7 жыл бұрын
*Peace through superior firepower
@IRMentat
@IRMentat 7 жыл бұрын
Peace through turning everyone else into catfood!
@nasraliproductions2571
@nasraliproductions2571 7 жыл бұрын
peace by force
@hellishhybrid1839
@hellishhybrid1839 7 жыл бұрын
Sultan A heavily armed society is a very polite society.
@devoidofvoltz2562
@devoidofvoltz2562 7 жыл бұрын
The best way to ensure peace is to prepare for war.
@NetMoverSitan
@NetMoverSitan 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you're not the only one who gets the Star Trek: The Next Generation reference.
@BlyatBear
@BlyatBear 4 жыл бұрын
Mordia: Look at my well kept cities! Cadia: ...? Mordia: *The secret ingredient is Violence.*
@emperorconstantine1.361
@emperorconstantine1.361 7 жыл бұрын
FINALY IMPERIAL GUARD VIDEOS ARE BACK!!!! DEATH KORPS OF KRIEG NEXT???
@alexanderpaluck4272
@alexanderpaluck4272 7 жыл бұрын
cole thompson the only use I have for them is to soke up the bullets for my sanguineary gard
@emperorconstantine1.361
@emperorconstantine1.361 7 жыл бұрын
perhaps, yet the fact remains...they have the SAME enemies!
@Buzzy_Bland
@Buzzy_Bland 7 жыл бұрын
cole thompson I kinda want for Arch to put the Krieg video off for a few more years just to see the fanboys lose their shit.
@thomaswhite3149
@thomaswhite3149 7 жыл бұрын
KRIEG!!!
@mitchellline3398
@mitchellline3398 7 жыл бұрын
Fuck space Marines! Real men use lasguns and wear flak armor
@tn_bluetick231
@tn_bluetick231 7 жыл бұрын
Catachan Jungle Fights next please. Who doesn't want to hear about a planet full Rambos.
@patrickmcginty3234
@patrickmcginty3234 7 жыл бұрын
It's planet's demographic is probably more like this: 40% Rambo, 20% Dutch (Predator), 20% Terry Cruise, and the rest being Ellen Ripley (Alien)
@darksoul4858
@darksoul4858 7 жыл бұрын
I'd prefer the Death korps of krieg
@CryingZombie666
@CryingZombie666 7 жыл бұрын
+Patrick McGinty Lemme correct ya: The rest being Ripley and Sarah Connor.
@torinodeguzman4243
@torinodeguzman4243 7 жыл бұрын
Tyler Bayless Sly Marbo that is all you need to know.
@MrDorkbot
@MrDorkbot 7 жыл бұрын
I too want to hear about this.
@DarkCT
@DarkCT 7 жыл бұрын
a Maccabian Janissary, a Mordian Iron Guardsman, and a Death Korp of Kreiger enter a battlefield. how the actual feth does that shake down?
@brandondemers1769
@brandondemers1769 7 жыл бұрын
Probably would turn into a race of who can take on the most/dangerous enemies or die gloriously doing so.
@Memento--Mori
@Memento--Mori 7 жыл бұрын
The Mordian has a psychotic breakdown after spending hours out of a line, the Maccabian sits and prays, and the Death Korps Guardsman bayonet charging a titan.
@CryingZombie666
@CryingZombie666 7 жыл бұрын
+Someone I think the Death Korps Guardsman would also blast death metal while doing that too :D
@eightnineseven
@eightnineseven 7 жыл бұрын
Be more into seeing what a tanith would do seeing that plce bets or join in
@alexanderpaluck4272
@alexanderpaluck4272 7 жыл бұрын
Bloody, think bucher shop with every color you want.
@physical_insanity
@physical_insanity 7 жыл бұрын
So does this mean every single one of them could be a Commissar?
@elysiankentarchy1531
@elysiankentarchy1531 6 жыл бұрын
Better way to put it is that they have actually executed their own commissars for lack of discipline or cowardice or failure to lead by example, but if it is a lesser offensive the commissar will just face some form of disciplinary action. Yes, they are that extreme which is why the soldiers of the Imperium are thanking the Emperor that they got commissars instead of Mordians. Overall the Mordians, like the Death Korps, are one of those groups that don't need a commissar for the usual reason but instead to keep their quirks in check and prevent them from fighting other regiments. For the former point the Commissar is supposed to prevent the Death Korps from charging at inopportune times and they stick to the battle plan, for the Mordians it is they follow a changing battle plan and move positions when it will be most opprotune. For the regiment fighting well picture these stuck up folks in the same room as the Catachans. Yeah, won't be pretty.
@kristopherruiz7644
@kristopherruiz7644 6 жыл бұрын
They'd make poor Commisars do to their lack of flexible tactics or Command experience. Imagine it this way, think how effect would Blood Angels be if their only object after orbital strike via drop pod was to defend the heavy bolter servitor on the drop pod? Not very. That would be an Iron Guard Commisar in charge of a Stormtrooper regiment, like the Elysians or the Cadians. You need to taylor your tactics to the battlefield scenario to be an effective officer in the Astra Militarum.
@mr.badguy8500
@mr.badguy8500 6 жыл бұрын
Elysian Kentarchy except for a collision course like that you would need an Adeptus Custodes to keep the Catachan and the Mordians from killing each other, as both regiments are notorious for eliminating Commissars.
@bladestormviking
@bladestormviking 5 жыл бұрын
@@mr.badguy8500 look at the kinds of jobs Catachan Devils do, Commissars aren't built or needed for that. as for the Mordians, we've already established that they make the most staunch of Commissars go ".....fucking prudes, will you lighten up?!" it would be counterproductive to even bother with commissariat details in regiments already known to be THIS loyal and effective.
@ironstarofmordian7098
@ironstarofmordian7098 5 жыл бұрын
@@bladestormviking the only reason you'd have a Commissar present is so the unit doesn't begin fighting with other units. If you had a regiment of Catachans and Death Korps Troopers in the same camp as a bunch of Mordians, it would get very bloody very quickly.
@justanotherinternetmusicia1248
@justanotherinternetmusicia1248 3 жыл бұрын
In the immortal words of the engineer “Use a gun. If that don’t work, use more gun” Mordia took that to heart
@lordofmankind33
@lordofmankind33 7 жыл бұрын
Nitroglycerin in a ferret's anus? Arch's explinations are .... original
@thomasschmidlin3296
@thomasschmidlin3296 6 жыл бұрын
Lordof Mankind and funny as hell
@Hellsong89
@Hellsong89 6 жыл бұрын
Essentially only reason why i'm interested to hear about 40k. Dont get me wrong 40k sounds interesting, but its the combination of 40k+arch that makes it worth while time investment.. heck GW should hire arch to clean up the story line and start writing it! He might know more than about the lore than anyone in GW actually does and bloody hell that would be awesome story telling!
@josephstalin6549
@josephstalin6549 6 жыл бұрын
They're more nonsensical than original
@arandomcrusader-9355
@arandomcrusader-9355 7 жыл бұрын
Lore! Yes! I now have something to listen to while on crusade!
@jimpseudonym1092
@jimpseudonym1092 7 жыл бұрын
yo crusader, fancy seeing you here see you at the next tfs dnd video.
@arandomcrusader-9355
@arandomcrusader-9355 7 жыл бұрын
Jim Pseudonym Nice to see you too, it was a nice vid IMO.
@DarkSolace33
@DarkSolace33 7 жыл бұрын
Whenever I see you, I know the video you commented on is going to good!
@narcisoferreira9976
@narcisoferreira9976 7 жыл бұрын
A Random Crusader - Deus Vult fellow crusader it has been some time since but were you not leading the fleadlings during the siege of vraak you really turned those weaklings into real soldiers
@arandomcrusader-9355
@arandomcrusader-9355 7 жыл бұрын
Primarch Roboute Guilliman Thank you, I usually do refrain from visiting videos that I despise.
@DeathmasterSniktch
@DeathmasterSniktch 7 жыл бұрын
So I'm guessing that Rogal Dorn, the most uptight bastard in the most uptight chapter didn't had a simply stick up his arse. No a stick would be too flexible. Instead he probably took a Mordian Iron Guard, with its standard issue adamantium ass-rod, and used it in the place of the stick. Yep, that sounds legit to me.
@simonsm9682
@simonsm9682 7 жыл бұрын
DeathmasterSniktch sounds rather...... slaaneshey to me.
@Necroid9001
@Necroid9001 5 жыл бұрын
... That almost sounds like Herasy.
@frenchsoldier8485
@frenchsoldier8485 4 жыл бұрын
You have sullied your mind with filthy thoughts of heresy, how do you plead?
@ragingidiot2842
@ragingidiot2842 3 жыл бұрын
@@frenchsoldier8485 Too late! *B L A M*
@blackwatertv7018
@blackwatertv7018 7 жыл бұрын
I love that Ferret analogy. You have such a way to describe things Arch Arch never changes.
@kenrudd6362
@kenrudd6362 6 жыл бұрын
The Skeptical Space Marine dude yes he has an impeccable nack for putting things in a "fresh" new light
@Vineor
@Vineor 7 жыл бұрын
some parents read their children storys, mine are snoozing away to the tales of the grim darkness that is the 40k universe.
@kenrudd6362
@kenrudd6362 6 жыл бұрын
Bet!!!!!
@devonswisher199
@devonswisher199 5 жыл бұрын
When I have kids they will hear those tales of darkness to learn about the horrors of the world
@devonswisher199
@devonswisher199 5 жыл бұрын
FOR THE GOD EMPEROR
@sethgilcrist8088
@sethgilcrist8088 5 жыл бұрын
My daughter six years daughter sits with me listening to Arch. She called a class mate a heretic in school last week 😁
@sethgilcrist8088
@sethgilcrist8088 5 жыл бұрын
@Prefect Oxus she shot her much older half brother in the balls, with her toy bow for. He was yelling kill space Marines and Orks are the best (the only Warhammer 40k he's ever come across is an old PS3 games his daddy played) Death to the Xeno lover
@DeltaXXI
@DeltaXXI 7 жыл бұрын
Holy moly, this is the first time that I noticed the flames in the background moving!
@malcadorthesigillite5847
@malcadorthesigillite5847 7 жыл бұрын
For Jurgen's sake, please cover the Valhallan Ice Warriors!
@thegoof171
@thegoof171 7 жыл бұрын
Arch you are the Best. Hands down, on delivery, voice and accuracy. I could listen to you all day. I wish you could do a Masterpiece Theater once a week and read us a chapter from any book on the Skaven, your voices would beat any voice acters! Vote Up if you want this!!
@angry_zergling
@angry_zergling 2 жыл бұрын
Archy boi is the bestest boi.
@shmee123ful
@shmee123ful 7 жыл бұрын
Krieg, Krieg, KRIEG, KRIEG, KRIEG!
@deathkorpofkrieg6768
@deathkorpofkrieg6768 5 жыл бұрын
YES
@NinthRomance
@NinthRomance 5 жыл бұрын
All hail the blessed Death Korps of Krieg, may the emperor shine brightly on these the bravest of Guardsmen the Imperium has to offer and most loyal too.
@waxiboi331
@waxiboi331 5 жыл бұрын
Ninth F Remnants I wouldn’t say brave I would say down right crazy but in s good way
@dropdead234
@dropdead234 7 жыл бұрын
Soooo...Space New Jersey? But less guidos and better dressed? And smells better?
@nooneinparticular5256
@nooneinparticular5256 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds more to me like a microcosm of the modern Imperium itself, and that's coming from a fan.
@dionjaywoollaston1349
@dionjaywoollaston1349 4 жыл бұрын
dropdead234 more like space London, two completely opposite stereotypes living in close proximity
@TalsetFireSeed
@TalsetFireSeed 7 жыл бұрын
I cant wait for you to cover the Elysian drop troops.
@blakejohnson6362
@blakejohnson6362 7 жыл бұрын
A Krieger, a Jannisary, a Praetorian, and a Mordian walk into a bar...
@anghbalahr2971
@anghbalahr2971 6 жыл бұрын
Blake Johnson suddenly: Shia Labeuof
@kenrudd6362
@kenrudd6362 6 жыл бұрын
They are devoured by tyranid swarms or enslaves by dark eldar
@Aniyah-CHG
@Aniyah-CHG 5 жыл бұрын
@@kenrudd6362 ptfft they'd all sooner kill themselves before getting enslaved.
@ironstarofmordian7098
@ironstarofmordian7098 5 жыл бұрын
The bar collapses and the Death Korps Guardsmen digs his way out.
@Aniyah-CHG
@Aniyah-CHG 5 жыл бұрын
The Jannisary starts preaching
@DistendedPerinium
@DistendedPerinium 5 жыл бұрын
You had me in tears with the ferrets. That was a gem.
@patrickmcginty3234
@patrickmcginty3234 7 жыл бұрын
Can we do a video on the Cadian Shock Troops, in memory of Cadia. After all, the planet broke before the Guard did.
@commissarrezzik8713
@commissarrezzik8713 5 жыл бұрын
Cadia Stands!
@arfbark3924
@arfbark3924 Жыл бұрын
Screw that book.
@ironstarofmordian7098
@ironstarofmordian7098 6 жыл бұрын
I'd love to read a book from the perspective of a Cadian commissar who has been put in command of a unit made of Iron Guardsmen, Cadian Shock Troopers, Death Korps of Krieg Infantrymen, Catachans and Maccabian Janisaries.
@gianlucaborg195
@gianlucaborg195 7 жыл бұрын
How can anyone dislike this??? even Khorne and Nurgle 'like' this!
@nomad7865
@nomad7865 5 жыл бұрын
Probably Krieg Wehrboos
@pirig-gal
@pirig-gal 3 жыл бұрын
Putting an Ultramarine at the head of a regiment of Mordian Iron Guard might be interesting. The Ultrasmurf does everything by the Book and Mordians obey every command. I know it's basically heresy, but it kind of might just work?
@Thecommander248
@Thecommander248 11 ай бұрын
I honestly agree. Guilliman could pull that off easily given that he can think as a lesser man can in order to understand their limits and capabilities. He would know when the Iron Guard would break before they did and could utilize them to their full potential.
@dyar648
@dyar648 7 жыл бұрын
I think maybe a video on the Lamenters would be interesting, their story is arguably one of the most tragic in 40k
@Kamina.D.Fierce
@Kamina.D.Fierce 3 жыл бұрын
It's kind of strange that their cities are prone to heat problems... On the dark side of a planet that doesn't rotate properly. You'd think it would be the exact opposite with FREEZING being the issue, not heat.
@Belllcross
@Belllcross 7 жыл бұрын
Arch for October can we spoopy 40k lore? Then in December, lore about Space Marine chapters that actually give a shit about the Imperium Civilians?
@Memento--Mori
@Memento--Mori 7 жыл бұрын
Salamanders, Lamenters, and Ultramarines care the most about non-Marines.
@Belllcross
@Belllcross 7 жыл бұрын
What about the Blood Angels and Space Wolves?
@Warrior-Of-Virtue
@Warrior-Of-Virtue 7 жыл бұрын
If it's a Halloween theme you're looking for, can't go wrong with the Night Lords.
@JimbobHarrigan1984
@JimbobHarrigan1984 7 жыл бұрын
Blood Angels around civvies, that's a recipe for disaster
@sjoerddz
@sjoerddz 7 жыл бұрын
so night lords and then Salamanders?
@nickypenn5841
@nickypenn5841 4 жыл бұрын
Even for a fun re-watch during the quarantine, I still nearly choked to death on that specific part of *_"Infantrymen's Uplifting toilet papers"._* Dammit, Arch.
@mickaeldelatre3320
@mickaeldelatre3320 7 жыл бұрын
okay, something bothering me for decades now : since Mordian witnessed a Chaos invasion, under strict Inquisition rule it should have been under Exterminatus order. But the 5th IG codex does as if Mordian Iron Guard went on unaffected ... - is the Exterminatus order something "of the past" in the 40th millenium, as higher ups in the Imperium realized it was highly ineffective ? - was Mordian in fact wiped out ? - did the inquisition "save" the IG and brainwash it for further use ? ( I remember somewhere that only valuable Astartes can be brainwashed instead of being terminated after having fought the Chaos - but this was so stupid I couldn't believe it) - or is it simply because Matt Ward ?
@NetMoverSitan
@NetMoverSitan 6 жыл бұрын
They'd be wiped out if they witnessed a Chaos Primarch (as was the case when Angron last showed up) that wasn't the case.
@TheManofthecross
@TheManofthecross 5 жыл бұрын
@@NetMoverSitan but even then the space worlds prevented the inquisition from doing that the first time and the people saved by the space wolves lived to tell the tale about and know the nature of chaos.
@NetMoverSitan
@NetMoverSitan 5 жыл бұрын
Thankfully it was just Chaos Space Marines and Daemons on Mordian and they considered any lingering taint to be acceptable.
@charlottewalnut3118
@charlottewalnut3118 2 жыл бұрын
@@NetMoverSitan They’re not gonna start that shit up again last time they had to deal with the space wolves now they have an active Primark who would more than likely tear their heads off and shit down their throats while hiring a dark Elder to keep them alive and make them into living meat toilets
@MortusVanDerHell
@MortusVanDerHell 2 жыл бұрын
An Exterminatus is the last option - and Mordia was practically worthless economically at that point and strategically useless as a staging area for another advance because of its particular climate on the planet. Death planets make bad places to gather large forces, as half are dead before the last squad can even land. Accordingly, I assume that the Exterminatus bombs, their transport to Mordia with the corresponding fleet and the battle in orbit to be able to drop them would have cost the Inquisition more than Mordia and the interruption of chaos would have been worth at that point. Perhaps there were simply no suitably equipped ships in the vicinity and they had to be requisitioned first - although in the meantime the Iron Guard had already solved the problem.
@grantharriman284
@grantharriman284 3 жыл бұрын
Arch. You are a poet. That ferret metaphor is wonderfully illuminating, and outright hilarious.
@vulkanofnocturne
@vulkanofnocturne 7 жыл бұрын
Mordia, a Death world in all but name.
@kingheath97
@kingheath97 7 жыл бұрын
VULCAN?!?!? MY PRIMARCH!?!?! YOU STILL LIVE?!?!?
@mcschwarztee4040
@mcschwarztee4040 7 жыл бұрын
Literally, as a German Lol
@raymondhamill270
@raymondhamill270 6 жыл бұрын
VULCAN LIVES!!! *STOMP* *STOMP*
@VarangianGuard13
@VarangianGuard13 4 жыл бұрын
Vulkan lives! *STOMP! STOMP!*
@maxxray3665
@maxxray3665 5 жыл бұрын
One of Many of my favorite videos. Best way to start my morning drive listening to Arch Warhammer. FOR THE EMPERIUM!!
@blacklanner5795
@blacklanner5795 5 жыл бұрын
7:45 I don't know where you get your metaphors but dear God they are amazing.
@bradymenting5120
@bradymenting5120 Жыл бұрын
Iron Guard: "DISPERSE OR RECIEVE THE MOST FABULOUS BEATING OF YOUR LIFE"
@honestkyn718
@honestkyn718 7 жыл бұрын
Still not Krieg tho.
@heliveruscalion9124
@heliveruscalion9124 7 жыл бұрын
Matthew Chirino This is not nearly as bad as where me and my brethren where born and raised, battle brother.
@Buzzy_Bland
@Buzzy_Bland 7 жыл бұрын
Matthew Chirino Yeah, because they can do their job _and survive._
@elasolezito
@elasolezito 7 жыл бұрын
Buzzy, you know nothing.
@entspannter
@entspannter 7 жыл бұрын
Miss them too :(
@Buzzy_Bland
@Buzzy_Bland 7 жыл бұрын
Der amerikanische Judenjäger I know. I mostly just give Krieg shit because of the annoying amount of fan-wank that goes on for them XD I get the appeal of them, though, especially in a universe like 40k. I just kind of laugh because it almost seems like Krieg wastes lives for its own sake at times. Imagine what those stone-cold motherfuckers could do if they weren't so damn grimderp. Granted, wasting human life is pretty much the national pastime of the Imperium as a whole, but the Kriegers take it to a level that is rather silly, even by Imperial standards.
@worldsbuffestloremaster
@worldsbuffestloremaster 2 жыл бұрын
Can't say how many times I've watched this video. Keep coming back to it years later. My favorite kind of guardsmen combined with Archs unique style are an absolute win.
@Uberdude6666
@Uberdude6666 7 жыл бұрын
Who settled all these places in the first place?._.
@Uberdude6666
@Uberdude6666 7 жыл бұрын
I mean who chose to live in these crappy places the imperium is ripe with?
@blackwatertv7018
@blackwatertv7018 7 жыл бұрын
Humans on massive fuck off colony ships during the golden age of technology
@Venneroth
@Venneroth 7 жыл бұрын
Planets that are ideal for settlement are extremely rare. Planets that are even marginally inhabitable are going to be settled. Waste not.
@kazaddum2448
@kazaddum2448 7 жыл бұрын
What Venneroth said + some planets were once quite pleasant but the Age of Strife and/or Horus Heresy wrecked them for example Necromunda (Arch got that wrong as he often does, after the demons it was pretty much a hellhole, then got worse. No pleasant phase between.) and Talarn for example.)
@Venneroth
@Venneroth 7 жыл бұрын
Good point. Nothing says resource exhaustion and ecological damage like fifty billion people for 10 thousand years.
@nbp2015
@nbp2015 7 жыл бұрын
The Tanith First and Only will always be my favorite.
@76HabeasCorpus
@76HabeasCorpus 7 жыл бұрын
I think we'de all prefer it if you'de roll your "R's" just a little more in future, thanks.
@damarei
@damarei 7 жыл бұрын
76HabeasCorpus Agreed
@theatagamer90
@theatagamer90 7 жыл бұрын
STONE PHILLIPS. I think you mean: Agrrrrreed
@jbeckley6849
@jbeckley6849 7 жыл бұрын
How I have missed 40K Lore videos. Keep up the great work Arch!
@luthorharkon6109
@luthorharkon6109 7 жыл бұрын
You best do a vid on the Kriegs next.
@MCWhoppaFloppaTTV
@MCWhoppaFloppaTTV 7 жыл бұрын
Templar Crusader I'm with this guy
@iglidor
@iglidor 6 жыл бұрын
Kriegs way of negotiations: We do not have time to deal with your rebelion. Orcs will invade any day now. So you have one hour to discuss your unconditional surrender and then we will gas everything from here to mountains.
@Toratchi888
@Toratchi888 7 жыл бұрын
Your accent and your pacing and your intonation... Just amazing. I can't even. :)
@Munich22100
@Munich22100 7 жыл бұрын
Vostroyans?
@baker90338
@baker90338 7 жыл бұрын
Glorious mustaches.
@charion1234
@charion1234 7 жыл бұрын
Got an appreciation for them after Ciaphus Cain.
@sonofjack6286
@sonofjack6286 4 жыл бұрын
That ferret bit was hilarious and I was barely able to hold in my laughs. Also with all of the Regiments not getting along, I can imagine most of them beating the crap out of each other, whilst maybe the Karskin, Steel Legionaire, and Jungle Fighter are sitting nearby watching this unfold.
@mikkelnpetersen
@mikkelnpetersen 5 жыл бұрын
Mordian Iron Guard (Commisar NOT required)
@TheManofthecross
@TheManofthecross 5 жыл бұрын
they will need the commissar especially when dealing with eldar etc who can make a battle fluid etc thus throwing the mordian iron guard off balance. they will need the commissars and others to allow the iniciative and indavigual moves to keep the mordians on track.
@BenSmith-jp5bj
@BenSmith-jp5bj 7 жыл бұрын
Favourite lore episode yet, great job Arch!
@cringlator
@cringlator 7 жыл бұрын
Anyone else hype for the guard codex tomorrow?
@parkermaisterra8532
@parkermaisterra8532 7 жыл бұрын
Say what!?
@angrysammich5762
@angrysammich5762 7 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah.
@nwerner3654
@nwerner3654 7 жыл бұрын
Ha ha, yes, I'm excited for regimental doctrines and how insane Russes are going to be... although the guard seems to be in the cheese limelight, the Ta'u/Eldar of 8e, but nevertheless I'm going to have so much fun blasting away people with good old fashioned ballistics and flashlights.
@DoctorKrain
@DoctorKrain 7 жыл бұрын
I'm looking forward to my collector's edtion codex today!
@GoatOfTheWoods
@GoatOfTheWoods 7 жыл бұрын
couldn't care less
@Kriegwolf109
@Kriegwolf109 7 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched every video you have put out for... about a year now. Needless to say, keep up the superb work.
@Callis57
@Callis57 7 жыл бұрын
'In all due likelihood... '
@Legitpenguins99
@Legitpenguins99 4 жыл бұрын
@@snuurferalangur4357 which time?
@BEESKIT800
@BEESKIT800 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao his catchphrase lol
@BEESKIT800
@BEESKIT800 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao his catchphrase lol
@miked9126
@miked9126 7 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the "Alternate weapons settings" Descriptions. Love this shit! Keep it up Arch!
@RobGcraft
@RobGcraft 4 жыл бұрын
“If i am to die, I die F A N C Y”
@theblancmange1265
@theblancmange1265 4 жыл бұрын
My favourite example of that is a lost siege, where the defenders put on their best clothes, stuffed their pockets with money and charged after setting fire to the castle.
@KaineOfficial
@KaineOfficial 7 жыл бұрын
I love your videos Arch! Keep up the excellent content - been playing 40k since 1993!
@samrowland2816
@samrowland2816 6 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see a campaign built around that ferret metaphore
@nerowulfee9210
@nerowulfee9210 6 жыл бұрын
You know what would be even more dangerous than Mordian Iron Guard? Mordian civilians. Hungry, dirty, ragged, they still have balls to rise from time to time. And against whom? Against forementioned Iron Guard! Recruit those civvies into Guard by promising them 2 meals a day and you have yourself an army.
@Buzzy_Bland
@Buzzy_Bland 7 жыл бұрын
Mordians vs Maccabians: left wing straw man vs right wing straw man?
@ironstarofmordian7098
@ironstarofmordian7098 5 жыл бұрын
So true
@asianboy969
@asianboy969 7 жыл бұрын
So the myth is true? Commissar will get shot if he lack of discipline?
@silver4831
@silver4831 6 жыл бұрын
By a higher rank Commissar.
@30year-oldboomer17
@30year-oldboomer17 7 жыл бұрын
PEACE THROUGH POWER! KANE LIVES!
@jillvalentinefan77
@jillvalentinefan77 3 жыл бұрын
In the name of Kane!
@CareerGamer2012
@CareerGamer2012 3 жыл бұрын
Kane's word is all!
@DodgyNPC
@DodgyNPC 3 жыл бұрын
"Fuck that thing in particular" firing mode had me in stitches 😆😆
@bruceweiner5306
@bruceweiner5306 4 жыл бұрын
Can we just send the Iron Guard to Portland?
@TallboyDave
@TallboyDave 7 жыл бұрын
Not sure if anyone's mentioned it, but one other fun thing is that the Commissars find an assignment to a Mordian Iron Guard regiment to be a boring assignment, and occasionally harrowing, in the style of a Yakov Smirnoff joke. "In regular Imperial Guard, Commissar shoots you for cowardice. In Mordian Iron Guard, YOU shoot COMMISSAR for cowardice!"
@Hesric
@Hesric 7 жыл бұрын
Music was a nice addition. You should add more provided that it is that low-tune.
@chickencurry420
@chickencurry420 3 жыл бұрын
How the Iron Guard plays Good Cop, Bad Cop: First cop comes flyin through the door and kicks you right in the jaw. He then forces you to play Russian Roulette and takes his first turn right in front of you. And if this doesn't get you to confess, they bring in Bad Cop
@robro2214
@robro2214 5 жыл бұрын
The death corps would get along well with the iron gaurd
@akriegguardsman5238
@akriegguardsman5238 4 жыл бұрын
Nah the'd try to report us for having too much mud on us
@jewell278
@jewell278 7 жыл бұрын
Right Arch, I'm sat ready to do some painting. FEED MY BRAIN!
@somebodyoncetoldme5203
@somebodyoncetoldme5203 7 жыл бұрын
when are we getting the video for the Death Corps of Krieg?
@industrialcamo
@industrialcamo 7 жыл бұрын
Cool that you added background ambience again! :D
@alexjonezNH
@alexjonezNH 7 жыл бұрын
Just Wanted to say that your videos are what finally got me to take the dive into the huge library of 40k games! I may not always agree with some of the more real life political opinions in videos you've posted in the past, but damned if I'm not excited every time I see a new video pop up in my notifications!
@Αντωνηςλιυδακης
@Αντωνηςλιυδακης 7 жыл бұрын
Bear yes he is a liberal
@RichardVarnegan
@RichardVarnegan 2 жыл бұрын
I told the Ferret analogy to my dad 3 years ago…. He found it hilarious.
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 7 жыл бұрын
The Napoleonic armies of the 40th millennium, quite literally and figuratively! :D Catachan Jungle Fighters, Armaggedons Steel Legion & Death Guard of Krieg for life,
@Memento--Mori
@Memento--Mori 7 жыл бұрын
Catachans are Vietnam War U.S. Marines. What a great regiment.
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 7 жыл бұрын
They eat orcs for breakfast & tyranids for desert, Sly Marbo & Yarrick have brunch
@CryingZombie666
@CryingZombie666 7 жыл бұрын
Well, also the Valhallan Ice Warriors and Cadian Shock Troops eat daemons and Traitor Marines for dinner xD
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 7 жыл бұрын
Cadia..yah..space hobos now...wait...that means...HOLY FUCKIG TERRA....Cadia is only a short couple of light years Warp jumps, like 4 months from the Albion System in the Ultima Segmentum, that is my home terf, oh shit was getting more refugees, just what the sector needs, more people! For some reason, that side of the galaxy has a very strong connection with the light of the Astronomican
@CryingZombie666
@CryingZombie666 7 жыл бұрын
Big E works in mysterious ways, y'know.
@ТониславИванов-ф1л
@ТониславИванов-ф1л 7 жыл бұрын
Finally! Some 40k lore is well recieved keep up the great work and the 40k content arch!
@makebritaingreatagain2613
@makebritaingreatagain2613 6 жыл бұрын
4:29 Somalia? De Mordian Iron Guard know de way.
@QixTheDS
@QixTheDS 3 жыл бұрын
Think you got the country wrong
@andilucas6926
@andilucas6926 5 жыл бұрын
This regiment's 'Kadavergehorsamkeit' (unthinking obedience) would already have been considered obsolete in German military thinking during the 19th Century. In WW1 it became glaringly obvious that commanders at every level down to NCO section leaders had to be able to exercise initiative if necessary, as the chain of command simply could not react quickly enough during battle even when it wasn't broken completely by enemy action.
@undertakernumberone1
@undertakernumberone1 7 жыл бұрын
Krieg please!
@CryingZombie666
@CryingZombie666 7 жыл бұрын
Death ( Metal ) Korps of Krieg!! \m/
@sircashew1097
@sircashew1097 3 жыл бұрын
When the Chaos goes in to invade Mordia but find Stalingrad instead
@arandomcrusader-9355
@arandomcrusader-9355 7 жыл бұрын
First! Can we has best chapter: Black Templars?
@Andrew2002-i7e
@Andrew2002-i7e 7 жыл бұрын
Great idea fellow crusader!
@ABorderPrince
@ABorderPrince 7 жыл бұрын
A Random Crusader - purge them all! Imperator volt!
@arandomcrusader-9355
@arandomcrusader-9355 7 жыл бұрын
Nathan Andrews Thank you!
@arandomcrusader-9355
@arandomcrusader-9355 7 жыл бұрын
ABorder Prince DEUS VULT
@nickdahl203
@nickdahl203 7 жыл бұрын
That's a strange way to spell Ultramarines.
@Inherent_Deterrent
@Inherent_Deterrent 7 жыл бұрын
just started painting and an arch lore video gets dropped. just made my evening
6 жыл бұрын
19:47 - 24:50 do I salute or do I smash until she’s stumbling all over the parade ground so much that stick is dislodged?
@ironstarofmordian7098
@ironstarofmordian7098 5 жыл бұрын
Smash and smash hard. Smash her like a heavy Kagori did to the Vraks.
@kraigshall
@kraigshall 5 жыл бұрын
Porque la stos?
@neiabaraja8040
@neiabaraja8040 2 жыл бұрын
So a Mordian, a Cadian, and a Kriegsman walked into a bar...
@ABorderPrince
@ABorderPrince 7 жыл бұрын
Nice man but praetorians are better ;)
@yochaiwyss3843
@yochaiwyss3843 7 жыл бұрын
Rule Preatoria, Preatoria rules the Space!
@Teno2001
@Teno2001 7 жыл бұрын
No death Korps are best.
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 7 жыл бұрын
Catachan Jungle Fighters, for the win!
@JacatackLP
@JacatackLP 7 жыл бұрын
All pale before the Gue'vesa! FOR THE GREATER GOOD
@Αντωνηςλιυδακης
@Αντωνηςλιυδακης 7 жыл бұрын
ABorder Prince frei corps are the best
@xizorx4
@xizorx4 7 жыл бұрын
A new 40 minute Arch lore video just as I am sitting down to start painting my first ever 40k army - absolutely perfect timing.
@warbossgrimdakka5401
@warbossgrimdakka5401 7 жыл бұрын
Filip Hammer ooh, what army?
@xizorx4
@xizorx4 7 жыл бұрын
The Black Templars :)
@KingQwertzlbrmpf
@KingQwertzlbrmpf 6 жыл бұрын
I know just the place that could use a company of Morian Iron Guard. Gotham city. Within a couple weeks of them stationed there Batman would either be jobless or dead. Probably both.
@TheManofthecross
@TheManofthecross 5 жыл бұрын
that until the crooks find out the morian weakness and go for there officers first etc make it fluid on them and then pick them off one by one. though a better place that can use them is the southern border and the sanctuary cities run by the regressive democrats and the left let them lose on those places and in weeks they will make those cities counties and states red in every way including political and the southern border for a long while safe and secured though at the price of the UN and international outrage and America's enemies using this for there propaganda campagins. unless you sick the morians on them to shut them up that is.
@AnotherfromEngland
@AnotherfromEngland 7 жыл бұрын
Great vid arch, cant wait for the next guard regiment.
@Markos_Malitsos
@Markos_Malitsos 7 жыл бұрын
The Iron guard uniform looks remarkably similar the USMC uniform. Obviously it's not.. but it looks similar.
@zauni-mm4wx
@zauni-mm4wx 7 жыл бұрын
Just seen this , little late i know, love this lore vid man, specially as ner every peace of art has Female Gard depicted, And what with the lastest fuss it's just another poke in the eye for those ppl, Great vid man
@tylerr377
@tylerr377 7 жыл бұрын
The American national guard... in spess
@commissarrobertson4779
@commissarrobertson4779 7 жыл бұрын
Emir Wat Tambor no actually they were designed based upon the French foreign legion
@arandomcrusader-9355
@arandomcrusader-9355 7 жыл бұрын
Commissar Robertson Then why haven't they surrendered yet?
@Memento--Mori
@Memento--Mori 7 жыл бұрын
More like U.S. Marines in Dress Blues. Catachan... well those are Vietnam War U.S. Marines.
@seantaylor6339
@seantaylor6339 7 жыл бұрын
The French foreign legion is where French keeps all the bagasses, all of them foreigners obviously.
@seantaylor6339
@seantaylor6339 7 жыл бұрын
*Badasses
@potandpoliticswithmr.broph1420
@potandpoliticswithmr.broph1420 6 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see Iron Guard vs Death Korps of Krieg in a "pill box assault "derby.
@ironstarofmordian7098
@ironstarofmordian7098 5 жыл бұрын
Death Korps wins. Assaults like that are they're stick.
@ahha623
@ahha623 5 жыл бұрын
And defending is the Guards. better equipment, better armour and hold the title Elite. while i do agree Krieg are good not everyone of there soldiers holds the title Elites. while the Mordians soldier do, the side would heavily favour the Mordians on all the tables. except numbers, Krieg at least has that going for them.
@jesusgasperi123456
@jesusgasperi123456 7 жыл бұрын
mord sounds like venezuela (venezuelan here)
@Αντωνηςλιυδακης
@Αντωνηςλιυδακης 7 жыл бұрын
jesusgasperi123456 sosialism works hahahahahahahahahahaha
@jesusgasperi123456
@jesusgasperi123456 7 жыл бұрын
yes now excuse me im gonna continue being hungry good times
@vraska8799
@vraska8799 7 жыл бұрын
maybe getting a job would help more than complaining
@jesusgasperi123456
@jesusgasperi123456 7 жыл бұрын
maybe that's already done maybe its not enough ya dum dum
@jesusgasperi123456
@jesusgasperi123456 7 жыл бұрын
and food and electricity? well you get up like at 4 or so in the morning all days also internet its cheap because its own by the government its the worst also acquiring basic necessity goods its the problem since they are so expensive all of your money goes to those expenses an you have no more u can not save for any thing else and if u have its an o shit button also if u have money in the bank the government can take it "for the good of the people"
@cswagerrt
@cswagerrt 6 жыл бұрын
music was rather good in all honesty and made the sporadic vulgarities even more effective
@Cpt0bviouss
@Cpt0bviouss 7 жыл бұрын
these guys versus Antifa. Please, god-emperor...
@elasolezito
@elasolezito 7 жыл бұрын
Still not grim enough ending.
@thatoneinfidel5481
@thatoneinfidel5481 7 жыл бұрын
tudor strateanu antifa would have no survivers...I like this idea
@carsoncasmirri3874
@carsoncasmirri3874 7 жыл бұрын
tudor strateanu emperor have mercy on those tau loving bastards because the Mordians sure as shit won't
@codyconnor6981
@codyconnor6981 7 жыл бұрын
Better ideas: a group of feminists vs a contingent of S.O.B, and Antifa vs the Inquisition.
@Fuyu_Sei12
@Fuyu_Sei12 7 жыл бұрын
Cody Connor there will be nothing left but ashes
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@DarkSolace33 7 жыл бұрын
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