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@ArchYouTube6 жыл бұрын
Music! yes? no? good? bad?
@alkain69066 жыл бұрын
good
@wailrimouche11716 жыл бұрын
didn't even notice it. but now that you mention it it's subtle but what about something grim dark..
@ThisIsNotKohkie6 жыл бұрын
Too fluffy need more grim music like before
@mikhailbychkov50426 жыл бұрын
Yes, YES!!!
@theaenam6 жыл бұрын
I can hear you better so I'm good with no music.
@Stonewall51014 жыл бұрын
Iron Guardsman watching a Cadian squad get overwhelmed: “This is what happens when you mock the grooming standard.”
@idkwhatmynameis533 жыл бұрын
Tristan Potter godfather approves
@gatorgames29513 жыл бұрын
That is why you shave shit then shower with your pt belt.
@ordersmilitant59983 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ApekOmega3 жыл бұрын
40K where ar 670-1 is enforced with lethal intent
@jakebroghie2923 жыл бұрын
Tristan Potter better police that moostache
@TheAlterspark5 жыл бұрын
Iron Guardsman: We are the most disciplined of all regiments. We beat our own citizens back on Mordia. Death Korps Guardsman: Beat them? We nuked our own home planet when they tried to rebel. Cadia stands, Mordia obeys, Krieg remembers.
@waxiboi3314 жыл бұрын
Ha lol I love the death korps of krieg to
@nooneinparticular52564 жыл бұрын
*Wall of Iron Guardsman promptly BLAMs you for misspelling Mordian* Jokes aside, that's a pretty good way of putting it. Wonder what could be used for other regiments. Armageddon endures. Attila rides. Vostroya marches.
@murderouskitten25774 жыл бұрын
cadia fell :D
@sethgilcrist80884 жыл бұрын
@@NinthRomance with shovels because our bayonets broke on there armor
@kowboykalebb4 жыл бұрын
*mordant Acid Dogs have joined the chat*
@DominionSorcerer6 жыл бұрын
I'd watch a sitcom taking place inside of a bunker in the middle of an Ork, Tyranid or Chaos infested planet with the main characters being a Maccabian Janissary, a Death Korps Kriegsman and a Mordian Iron Guardsman.
@heliveruscalion91246 жыл бұрын
Dominion Sorcerer Death Korps of Kreig Guardsman*
@Memento--Mori6 жыл бұрын
The Death Korps Guardsman would bayonet charge out of the bunker (actual lore for why they have Comissars), because they rely of Comissars to keep them all from bayonet charging into tanks and titans.
@taan14246 жыл бұрын
You need to add a normal guardsman in a mix to have a point of reference.
@CryingZombie6666 жыл бұрын
There needs to be a Valhallan Ice Warrior in the midst too! xD
@WarriorVirtue6 жыл бұрын
With a Cadian thrown in just because.
@rahbaralhaq6 жыл бұрын
"We will build a wall with lasfire, and make the xenos pay for it."
@brandonalsop12815 жыл бұрын
build a wall out of zenos
@MrJustonemorevoice5 жыл бұрын
Oddly fitting
@cringelifemasternovasa7an3775 жыл бұрын
ur mom gay @Steven Rodriguez
@arielben-zeev14185 жыл бұрын
@@cringelifemasternovasa7an377 ur dad man woman
@bradmarkus77683 жыл бұрын
@@forgefathereli8354 Reminder that this is why antisemitism is at 1934 Germany levels
@BlyatBear3 жыл бұрын
Mordia: Look at my well kept cities! Cadia: ...? Mordia: *The secret ingredient is Violence.*
@FuelDropforthewin6 жыл бұрын
I remember reading somewhere that commissars assigned to the iron guard have a tenancy to get written up for insufficient attention to dress and deportment, with the complaint then filed with the regiment's morale officer... AKA the Commissar.
@varminthevermin83714 жыл бұрын
Wait what, that great
@jackdaalfbrainork63924 жыл бұрын
Hugh Mann “am reporting the commissar to the commissar”
@dasirrlicht54154 жыл бұрын
"Sir Commissar, I have a complain to hand in." "What is is, Guardsman?" "Sir Commissar, I have to report that you, Sir Commissar, are not wearing your hat straight and your bolt-pistol is insufficently cleaned, still showing scorchmarks from the target practice yesterday."
@blitzburn28714 жыл бұрын
@@dasirrlicht5415 "Very good guardsman, that reminds me, I was to inform you that todays target practice has been rescheduled" *BLAM* "Anything else?" "Sir Commissar, I have to report that you, Sir Commissar, are wearing a bloodstained uniform"
@xo-13204 жыл бұрын
@@blitzburn2871 *Repeat seceral dozen or so times* "Sir, Co-" "Screw this." *BLAM* "Did he just kill himself?"
@GrugSmesh6 жыл бұрын
Mordian Iron Guardsmen can use the shine from their boots to amplify the power of their lasgun.
@Memento--Mori6 жыл бұрын
Poor Commissar, all the best Guard regiments will blam you, before you can blam them. Catachans, Mordians, and DEATH KORPS...
@mdb454246 жыл бұрын
that brings to question why they have a commissar in the pick. the lore discribes them as totally not needed it and since commissars are not techinically in the chain of command would they take orders
@toxicmongerofthehatefulbro57456 жыл бұрын
I would hazzard a guess and say that if their Command has ordered the Commissar attached to them, then they will obey them as a Superior Officer. Especially if they're being used as a Police Force.
@lordfrostwind31516 жыл бұрын
Whoever is in charge of shoe polish and dry cleaning on Mordia probably has more money than the entire ecclesiarchy at this point.
40 minutes on Mordian "if I´am going to die, I am going to die fashionable" Iron Guard, praise Kek
@markauditor78735 жыл бұрын
heresy
@RobGcraft4 жыл бұрын
“Praise kek” Yes Lord Inquisitor, this heresy right here
@bruceweiner53063 жыл бұрын
Live fast. Die young. Leave a good looking corpse.
@jacobstewart19502 жыл бұрын
If I'm going to die I'm going to die well dressed
@barcod116 жыл бұрын
while the Mordian Iron Guard and maccabian janissaries are busy fighting each other, the Death Korps roll up, pacify the planet and then execute both regiments for incompetence
@alcatras2015 жыл бұрын
Execut them with a big artilery barage.
@sethgilcrist80884 жыл бұрын
@@alcatras201 +happy gas mask noise+ where do you need my Earth Shakers
@ConfusedGuardsman4 жыл бұрын
@@alcatras201 Don't forget my lasgun and bayonet!
@xatileofmorgon50954 жыл бұрын
@@ConfusedGuardsman And the shovels! Dont forget your trusty shovel!
@user-ro9zf9kz1h3 жыл бұрын
@@xatileofmorgon5095 would you like a chain shovel or a power shovel.
@SultanOfAwesomeness6 жыл бұрын
*Peace through superior firepower
@IRMentat6 жыл бұрын
Peace through turning everyone else into catfood!
@nasraliproductions25716 жыл бұрын
peace by force
@hellishhybrid18396 жыл бұрын
Sultan A heavily armed society is a very polite society.
@devoidofvoltz25626 жыл бұрын
The best way to ensure peace is to prepare for war.
@NetMoverSitan6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you're not the only one who gets the Star Trek: The Next Generation reference.
@RVGmetallicasaw6 жыл бұрын
Best recipe for defending a fortress: Mordian Iron Guard, Maccabian Janissaries, Sororitas, Kriegers, and Imperial Fists. That wall ain't ever gonna break.
@silvermarksman68346 жыл бұрын
Metall As long as they don't kill each other that is
@rasiabsgamingcorner22586 жыл бұрын
Those Janissaries will probably go on their own crusade against the sororitias purely because they are women. Then they will look at the mordians and everyone else as below them...... That wall would get torn the fuck down from the inside out
@rv30296 жыл бұрын
Why the Soroitas and not the Astartes? Surely with the latter, the filthy Xenos won't be even near the wall.
@resonating66215 жыл бұрын
I would like to see tyranids try
@thetrippedup93225 жыл бұрын
The Valhallans are known for never giving up ground
@lordofmankind336 жыл бұрын
Nitroglycerin in a ferret's anus? Arch's explinations are .... original
@thomasschmidlin32966 жыл бұрын
Lordof Mankind and funny as hell
@Hellsong896 жыл бұрын
Essentially only reason why i'm interested to hear about 40k. Dont get me wrong 40k sounds interesting, but its the combination of 40k+arch that makes it worth while time investment.. heck GW should hire arch to clean up the story line and start writing it! He might know more than about the lore than anyone in GW actually does and bloody hell that would be awesome story telling!
@josephstalin65496 жыл бұрын
They're more nonsensical than original
@thegreatazal50216 жыл бұрын
You know I feel like these guys are the only people who wouldn't use that book for emergency toilet paper
@farmerboy9166 жыл бұрын
The Great Azal Unless ordered to, anyway.
@marshallbernarte82164 жыл бұрын
@@farmerboy916 "Sir permission to wipe this ones ass."
@justanotherinternetmusicia12482 жыл бұрын
In the immortal words of the engineer “Use a gun. If that don’t work, use more gun” Mordia took that to heart
@DeathmasterSniktch6 жыл бұрын
So I'm guessing that Rogal Dorn, the most uptight bastard in the most uptight chapter didn't had a simply stick up his arse. No a stick would be too flexible. Instead he probably took a Mordian Iron Guard, with its standard issue adamantium ass-rod, and used it in the place of the stick. Yep, that sounds legit to me.
@simonsm96826 жыл бұрын
DeathmasterSniktch sounds rather...... slaaneshey to me.
@Necroid90015 жыл бұрын
... That almost sounds like Herasy.
@frenchsoldier84854 жыл бұрын
You have sullied your mind with filthy thoughts of heresy, how do you plead?
@ragingidiot28423 жыл бұрын
@@frenchsoldier8485 Too late! *B L A M*
@physical_insanity6 жыл бұрын
So does this mean every single one of them could be a Commissar?
@elysiankentarchy15315 жыл бұрын
Better way to put it is that they have actually executed their own commissars for lack of discipline or cowardice or failure to lead by example, but if it is a lesser offensive the commissar will just face some form of disciplinary action. Yes, they are that extreme which is why the soldiers of the Imperium are thanking the Emperor that they got commissars instead of Mordians. Overall the Mordians, like the Death Korps, are one of those groups that don't need a commissar for the usual reason but instead to keep their quirks in check and prevent them from fighting other regiments. For the former point the Commissar is supposed to prevent the Death Korps from charging at inopportune times and they stick to the battle plan, for the Mordians it is they follow a changing battle plan and move positions when it will be most opprotune. For the regiment fighting well picture these stuck up folks in the same room as the Catachans. Yeah, won't be pretty.
@kristopherruiz76445 жыл бұрын
They'd make poor Commisars do to their lack of flexible tactics or Command experience. Imagine it this way, think how effect would Blood Angels be if their only object after orbital strike via drop pod was to defend the heavy bolter servitor on the drop pod? Not very. That would be an Iron Guard Commisar in charge of a Stormtrooper regiment, like the Elysians or the Cadians. You need to taylor your tactics to the battlefield scenario to be an effective officer in the Astra Militarum.
@mr.badguy85005 жыл бұрын
Elysian Kentarchy except for a collision course like that you would need an Adeptus Custodes to keep the Catachan and the Mordians from killing each other, as both regiments are notorious for eliminating Commissars.
@bladestormviking5 жыл бұрын
@@mr.badguy8500 look at the kinds of jobs Catachan Devils do, Commissars aren't built or needed for that. as for the Mordians, we've already established that they make the most staunch of Commissars go ".....fucking prudes, will you lighten up?!" it would be counterproductive to even bother with commissariat details in regiments already known to be THIS loyal and effective.
@ironstarofmordian70985 жыл бұрын
@@bladestormviking the only reason you'd have a Commissar present is so the unit doesn't begin fighting with other units. If you had a regiment of Catachans and Death Korps Troopers in the same camp as a bunch of Mordians, it would get very bloody very quickly.
@DarkCT6 жыл бұрын
a Maccabian Janissary, a Mordian Iron Guardsman, and a Death Korp of Kreiger enter a battlefield. how the actual feth does that shake down?
@brandondemers17696 жыл бұрын
Probably would turn into a race of who can take on the most/dangerous enemies or die gloriously doing so.
@Memento--Mori6 жыл бұрын
The Mordian has a psychotic breakdown after spending hours out of a line, the Maccabian sits and prays, and the Death Korps Guardsman bayonet charging a titan.
@CryingZombie6666 жыл бұрын
+Someone I think the Death Korps Guardsman would also blast death metal while doing that too :D
@eightnineseven6 жыл бұрын
Be more into seeing what a tanith would do seeing that plce bets or join in
@alexanderpaluck42726 жыл бұрын
Bloody, think bucher shop with every color you want.
@tn_bluetick2316 жыл бұрын
Catachan Jungle Fights next please. Who doesn't want to hear about a planet full Rambos.
@patrickmcginty32346 жыл бұрын
It's planet's demographic is probably more like this: 40% Rambo, 20% Dutch (Predator), 20% Terry Cruise, and the rest being Ellen Ripley (Alien)
@darksoul48586 жыл бұрын
I'd prefer the Death korps of krieg
@CryingZombie6666 жыл бұрын
+Patrick McGinty Lemme correct ya: The rest being Ripley and Sarah Connor.
@torinodeguzman42436 жыл бұрын
Tyler Bayless Sly Marbo that is all you need to know.
@MrDorkbot6 жыл бұрын
I too want to hear about this.
@emperorconstantine1.3616 жыл бұрын
FINALY IMPERIAL GUARD VIDEOS ARE BACK!!!! DEATH KORPS OF KRIEG NEXT???
@alexanderpaluck42726 жыл бұрын
cole thompson the only use I have for them is to soke up the bullets for my sanguineary gard
@emperorconstantine1.3616 жыл бұрын
perhaps, yet the fact remains...they have the SAME enemies!
@Buzzy_Bland6 жыл бұрын
cole thompson I kinda want for Arch to put the Krieg video off for a few more years just to see the fanboys lose their shit.
@thomaswhite31496 жыл бұрын
KRIEG!!!
@mitchellline33986 жыл бұрын
Fuck space Marines! Real men use lasguns and wear flak armor
@Vineor6 жыл бұрын
some parents read their children storys, mine are snoozing away to the tales of the grim darkness that is the 40k universe.
@kenrudd63625 жыл бұрын
Bet!!!!!
@devonswisher1994 жыл бұрын
When I have kids they will hear those tales of darkness to learn about the horrors of the world
@devonswisher1994 жыл бұрын
FOR THE GOD EMPEROR
@sethgilcrist80884 жыл бұрын
My daughter six years daughter sits with me listening to Arch. She called a class mate a heretic in school last week 😁
@sethgilcrist80884 жыл бұрын
@Prefect Oxus she shot her much older half brother in the balls, with her toy bow for. He was yelling kill space Marines and Orks are the best (the only Warhammer 40k he's ever come across is an old PS3 games his daddy played) Death to the Xeno lover
@arandomcrusader-93556 жыл бұрын
Lore! Yes! I now have something to listen to while on crusade!
@jimpseudonym10926 жыл бұрын
yo crusader, fancy seeing you here see you at the next tfs dnd video.
@arandomcrusader-93556 жыл бұрын
Jim Pseudonym Nice to see you too, it was a nice vid IMO.
@DarkSolace336 жыл бұрын
Whenever I see you, I know the video you commented on is going to good!
@narcisoferreira99766 жыл бұрын
A Random Crusader - Deus Vult fellow crusader it has been some time since but were you not leading the fleadlings during the siege of vraak you really turned those weaklings into real soldiers
@arandomcrusader-93556 жыл бұрын
Primarch Roboute Guilliman Thank you, I usually do refrain from visiting videos that I despise.
@blakejohnson63626 жыл бұрын
A Krieger, a Jannisary, a Praetorian, and a Mordian walk into a bar...
@anghbalahr29716 жыл бұрын
Blake Johnson suddenly: Shia Labeuof
@kenrudd63625 жыл бұрын
They are devoured by tyranid swarms or enslaves by dark eldar
@abysswatcher91725 жыл бұрын
@@kenrudd6362 ptfft they'd all sooner kill themselves before getting enslaved.
@ironstarofmordian70985 жыл бұрын
The bar collapses and the Death Korps Guardsmen digs his way out.
@abysswatcher91725 жыл бұрын
The Jannisary starts preaching
@dropdead2346 жыл бұрын
Soooo...Space New Jersey? But less guidos and better dressed? And smells better?
@nooneinparticular52564 жыл бұрын
Sounds more to me like a microcosm of the modern Imperium itself, and that's coming from a fan.
@dionjaywoollaston13494 жыл бұрын
dropdead234 more like space London, two completely opposite stereotypes living in close proximity
@malcadorthesigillite58476 жыл бұрын
For Jurgen's sake, please cover the Valhallan Ice Warriors!
@blackwatertv70186 жыл бұрын
I love that Ferret analogy. You have such a way to describe things Arch Arch never changes.
@kenrudd63625 жыл бұрын
The Skeptical Space Marine dude yes he has an impeccable nack for putting things in a "fresh" new light
@shmee123ful6 жыл бұрын
Krieg, Krieg, KRIEG, KRIEG, KRIEG!
@deathkorpofkrieg67685 жыл бұрын
YES
@NinthRomance5 жыл бұрын
All hail the blessed Death Korps of Krieg, may the emperor shine brightly on these the bravest of Guardsmen the Imperium has to offer and most loyal too.
@waxiboi3314 жыл бұрын
Ninth F Remnants I wouldn’t say brave I would say down right crazy but in s good way
@DeltaXXI6 жыл бұрын
Holy moly, this is the first time that I noticed the flames in the background moving!
@patrickmcginty32346 жыл бұрын
Can we do a video on the Cadian Shock Troops, in memory of Cadia. After all, the planet broke before the Guard did.
@commissarrezzik87135 жыл бұрын
Cadia Stands!
@arfbark3924 Жыл бұрын
Screw that book.
@thegoof1716 жыл бұрын
Arch you are the Best. Hands down, on delivery, voice and accuracy. I could listen to you all day. I wish you could do a Masterpiece Theater once a week and read us a chapter from any book on the Skaven, your voices would beat any voice acters! Vote Up if you want this!!
@angryzergling78322 жыл бұрын
Archy boi is the bestest boi.
@SteelBadger136 жыл бұрын
I cant wait for you to cover the Elysian drop troops.
@pirig-gal3 жыл бұрын
Putting an Ultramarine at the head of a regiment of Mordian Iron Guard might be interesting. The Ultrasmurf does everything by the Book and Mordians obey every command. I know it's basically heresy, but it kind of might just work?
@Thecommander2485 ай бұрын
I honestly agree. Guilliman could pull that off easily given that he can think as a lesser man can in order to understand their limits and capabilities. He would know when the Iron Guard would break before they did and could utilize them to their full potential.
@ironstarofmordian70986 жыл бұрын
I'd love to read a book from the perspective of a Cadian commissar who has been put in command of a unit made of Iron Guardsmen, Cadian Shock Troopers, Death Korps of Krieg Infantrymen, Catachans and Maccabian Janisaries.
@dyar6486 жыл бұрын
I think maybe a video on the Lamenters would be interesting, their story is arguably one of the most tragic in 40k
@Kamina.D.Fierce3 жыл бұрын
It's kind of strange that their cities are prone to heat problems... On the dark side of a planet that doesn't rotate properly. You'd think it would be the exact opposite with FREEZING being the issue, not heat.
@Belllcross6 жыл бұрын
Arch for October can we spoopy 40k lore? Then in December, lore about Space Marine chapters that actually give a shit about the Imperium Civilians?
@Memento--Mori6 жыл бұрын
Salamanders, Lamenters, and Ultramarines care the most about non-Marines.
@Belllcross6 жыл бұрын
What about the Blood Angels and Space Wolves?
@WarriorVirtue6 жыл бұрын
If it's a Halloween theme you're looking for, can't go wrong with the Night Lords.
@JimbobHarrigan19846 жыл бұрын
Blood Angels around civvies, that's a recipe for disaster
@sjoerddz6 жыл бұрын
so night lords and then Salamanders?
@gianlucaborg1956 жыл бұрын
How can anyone dislike this??? even Khorne and Nurgle 'like' this!
@nomad78654 жыл бұрын
Probably Krieg Wehrboos
@DistendedPerinium5 жыл бұрын
You had me in tears with the ferrets. That was a gem.
@mickaeldelatre33206 жыл бұрын
okay, something bothering me for decades now : since Mordian witnessed a Chaos invasion, under strict Inquisition rule it should have been under Exterminatus order. But the 5th IG codex does as if Mordian Iron Guard went on unaffected ... - is the Exterminatus order something "of the past" in the 40th millenium, as higher ups in the Imperium realized it was highly ineffective ? - was Mordian in fact wiped out ? - did the inquisition "save" the IG and brainwash it for further use ? ( I remember somewhere that only valuable Astartes can be brainwashed instead of being terminated after having fought the Chaos - but this was so stupid I couldn't believe it) - or is it simply because Matt Ward ?
@NetMoverSitan5 жыл бұрын
They'd be wiped out if they witnessed a Chaos Primarch (as was the case when Angron last showed up) that wasn't the case.
@TheManofthecross5 жыл бұрын
@@NetMoverSitan but even then the space worlds prevented the inquisition from doing that the first time and the people saved by the space wolves lived to tell the tale about and know the nature of chaos.
@NetMoverSitan5 жыл бұрын
Thankfully it was just Chaos Space Marines and Daemons on Mordian and they considered any lingering taint to be acceptable.
@charlottewalnut31182 жыл бұрын
@@NetMoverSitan They’re not gonna start that shit up again last time they had to deal with the space wolves now they have an active Primark who would more than likely tear their heads off and shit down their throats while hiring a dark Elder to keep them alive and make them into living meat toilets
@MortusVanDerHell Жыл бұрын
An Exterminatus is the last option - and Mordia was practically worthless economically at that point and strategically useless as a staging area for another advance because of its particular climate on the planet. Death planets make bad places to gather large forces, as half are dead before the last squad can even land. Accordingly, I assume that the Exterminatus bombs, their transport to Mordia with the corresponding fleet and the battle in orbit to be able to drop them would have cost the Inquisition more than Mordia and the interruption of chaos would have been worth at that point. Perhaps there were simply no suitably equipped ships in the vicinity and they had to be requisitioned first - although in the meantime the Iron Guard had already solved the problem.
@vulkanofnocturne6 жыл бұрын
Mordia, a Death world in all but name.
@kingheath976 жыл бұрын
VULCAN?!?!? MY PRIMARCH!?!?! YOU STILL LIVE?!?!?
@mcschwarztee40406 жыл бұрын
Literally, as a German Lol
@raymondhamill2705 жыл бұрын
VULCAN LIVES!!! *STOMP* *STOMP*
@VarangianGuard133 жыл бұрын
Vulkan lives! *STOMP! STOMP!*
@nickypenn58413 жыл бұрын
Even for a fun re-watch during the quarantine, I still nearly choked to death on that specific part of *_"Infantrymen's Uplifting toilet papers"._* Dammit, Arch.
@76HabeasCorpus6 жыл бұрын
I think we'de all prefer it if you'de roll your "R's" just a little more in future, thanks.
@damarei6 жыл бұрын
76HabeasCorpus Agreed
@theatagamer906 жыл бұрын
STONE PHILLIPS. I think you mean: Agrrrrreed
@nbp20156 жыл бұрын
The Tanith First and Only will always be my favorite.
@grantharriman2842 жыл бұрын
Arch. You are a poet. That ferret metaphor is wonderfully illuminating, and outright hilarious.
@Callis576 жыл бұрын
'In all due likelihood... '
@Legitpenguins994 жыл бұрын
@@snuurferalangur4357 which time?
@hamzatanvir44913 жыл бұрын
Lmao his catchphrase lol
@hamzatanvir44913 жыл бұрын
Lmao his catchphrase lol
@luthorharkon61096 жыл бұрын
You best do a vid on the Kriegs next.
@MCWhoppaFloppaTTV6 жыл бұрын
Templar Crusader I'm with this guy
@forgefathereli83546 жыл бұрын
Vader? o shit way worse its a commissar!
@iglidor5 жыл бұрын
Kriegs way of negotiations: We do not have time to deal with your rebelion. Orcs will invade any day now. So you have one hour to discuss your unconditional surrender and then we will gas everything from here to mountains.
@Munich221006 жыл бұрын
Vostroyans?
@baker903386 жыл бұрын
Glorious mustaches.
@charion12346 жыл бұрын
Got an appreciation for them after Ciaphus Cain.
@blacklanner57955 жыл бұрын
7:45 I don't know where you get your metaphors but dear God they are amazing.
@maxxray36654 жыл бұрын
One of Many of my favorite videos. Best way to start my morning drive listening to Arch Warhammer. FOR THE EMPERIUM!!
@mikkelnpetersen5 жыл бұрын
Mordian Iron Guard (Commisar NOT required)
@TheManofthecross5 жыл бұрын
they will need the commissar especially when dealing with eldar etc who can make a battle fluid etc thus throwing the mordian iron guard off balance. they will need the commissars and others to allow the iniciative and indavigual moves to keep the mordians on track.
@Uberdude66666 жыл бұрын
Who settled all these places in the first place?._.
@Uberdude66666 жыл бұрын
I mean who chose to live in these crappy places the imperium is ripe with?
@blackwatertv70186 жыл бұрын
Humans on massive fuck off colony ships during the golden age of technology
@Venneroth6 жыл бұрын
Planets that are ideal for settlement are extremely rare. Planets that are even marginally inhabitable are going to be settled. Waste not.
@kazaddum24486 жыл бұрын
What Venneroth said + some planets were once quite pleasant but the Age of Strife and/or Horus Heresy wrecked them for example Necromunda (Arch got that wrong as he often does, after the demons it was pretty much a hellhole, then got worse. No pleasant phase between.) and Talarn for example.)
@Venneroth6 жыл бұрын
Good point. Nothing says resource exhaustion and ecological damage like fifty billion people for 10 thousand years.
@midgetydeath4 ай бұрын
The Triplex is also noted as one of the most powerful lasguns, if I remember correctly. So, this isn’t a flashlight.
@worldsbuffestloremaster2 жыл бұрын
Can't say how many times I've watched this video. Keep coming back to it years later. My favorite kind of guardsmen combined with Archs unique style are an absolute win.
@honestkyn7186 жыл бұрын
Still not Krieg tho.
@heliveruscalion91246 жыл бұрын
Matthew Chirino This is not nearly as bad as where me and my brethren where born and raised, battle brother.
@Buzzy_Bland6 жыл бұрын
Matthew Chirino Yeah, because they can do their job _and survive._
@elasolezito6 жыл бұрын
Buzzy, you know nothing.
@entspannter6 жыл бұрын
Miss them too :(
@Buzzy_Bland6 жыл бұрын
Der amerikanische Judenjäger I know. I mostly just give Krieg shit because of the annoying amount of fan-wank that goes on for them XD I get the appeal of them, though, especially in a universe like 40k. I just kind of laugh because it almost seems like Krieg wastes lives for its own sake at times. Imagine what those stone-cold motherfuckers could do if they weren't so damn grimderp. Granted, wasting human life is pretty much the national pastime of the Imperium as a whole, but the Kriegers take it to a level that is rather silly, even by Imperial standards.
@RobGcraft4 жыл бұрын
“If i am to die, I die F A N C Y”
@theblancmange12654 жыл бұрын
My favourite example of that is a lost siege, where the defenders put on their best clothes, stuffed their pockets with money and charged after setting fire to the castle.
@Kriegwolf1096 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched every video you have put out for... about a year now. Needless to say, keep up the superb work.
@jbeckley68496 жыл бұрын
How I have missed 40K Lore videos. Keep up the great work Arch!
@samrowland28165 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see a campaign built around that ferret metaphore
@cringlator6 жыл бұрын
Anyone else hype for the guard codex tomorrow?
@parkermaisterra85326 жыл бұрын
Say what!?
@angrysammich57626 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah.
@nwerner36546 жыл бұрын
Ha ha, yes, I'm excited for regimental doctrines and how insane Russes are going to be... although the guard seems to be in the cheese limelight, the Ta'u/Eldar of 8e, but nevertheless I'm going to have so much fun blasting away people with good old fashioned ballistics and flashlights.
@DoctorKrain6 жыл бұрын
I'm looking forward to my collector's edtion codex today!
@GoatOfTheWoods6 жыл бұрын
couldn't care less
@KaineOfficial6 жыл бұрын
I love your videos Arch! Keep up the excellent content - been playing 40k since 1993!
@BenSmith-jp5bj6 жыл бұрын
Favourite lore episode yet, great job Arch!
@Buzzy_Bland6 жыл бұрын
Mordians vs Maccabians: left wing straw man vs right wing straw man?
@ironstarofmordian70985 жыл бұрын
So true
@Whatsup88586 жыл бұрын
Music was a nice addition. You should add more provided that it is that low-tune.
@sonofjack62864 жыл бұрын
That ferret bit was hilarious and I was barely able to hold in my laughs. Also with all of the Regiments not getting along, I can imagine most of them beating the crap out of each other, whilst maybe the Karskin, Steel Legionaire, and Jungle Fighter are sitting nearby watching this unfold.
@miked91266 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the "Alternate weapons settings" Descriptions. Love this shit! Keep it up Arch!
@makebritaingreatagain26136 жыл бұрын
4:29 Somalia? De Mordian Iron Guard know de way.
@QixTheDS3 жыл бұрын
Think you got the country wrong
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi37236 жыл бұрын
The Napoleonic armies of the 40th millennium, quite literally and figuratively! :D Catachan Jungle Fighters, Armaggedons Steel Legion & Death Guard of Krieg for life,
@Memento--Mori6 жыл бұрын
Catachans are Vietnam War U.S. Marines. What a great regiment.
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi37236 жыл бұрын
They eat orcs for breakfast & tyranids for desert, Sly Marbo & Yarrick have brunch
@CryingZombie6666 жыл бұрын
Well, also the Valhallan Ice Warriors and Cadian Shock Troops eat daemons and Traitor Marines for dinner xD
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi37236 жыл бұрын
Cadia..yah..space hobos now...wait...that means...HOLY FUCKIG TERRA....Cadia is only a short couple of light years Warp jumps, like 4 months from the Albion System in the Ultima Segmentum, that is my home terf, oh shit was getting more refugees, just what the sector needs, more people! For some reason, that side of the galaxy has a very strong connection with the light of the Astronomican
@CryingZombie6666 жыл бұрын
Big E works in mysterious ways, y'know.
@DodgyNPC2 жыл бұрын
"Fuck that thing in particular" firing mode had me in stitches 😆😆
@midgetydeath4 ай бұрын
Their uniforms also have carapace armor sewn into them. They are _extremely_ well protected.
@undertakernumberone16 жыл бұрын
Krieg please!
@CryingZombie6666 жыл бұрын
Death ( Metal ) Korps of Krieg!! \m/
@somebodyoncetoldme52036 жыл бұрын
when are we getting the video for the Death Corps of Krieg?
@Toratchi8886 жыл бұрын
Your accent and your pacing and your intonation... Just amazing. I can't even. :)
@nerowulfee92105 жыл бұрын
You know what would be even more dangerous than Mordian Iron Guard? Mordian civilians. Hungry, dirty, ragged, they still have balls to rise from time to time. And against whom? Against forementioned Iron Guard! Recruit those civvies into Guard by promising them 2 meals a day and you have yourself an army.
@asianboy9696 жыл бұрын
So the myth is true? Commissar will get shot if he lack of discipline?
@silver48316 жыл бұрын
By a higher rank Commissar.
@30year-oldboomer176 жыл бұрын
PEACE THROUGH POWER! KANE LIVES!
@jillvalentinefan773 жыл бұрын
In the name of Kane!
@CareerGamer20122 жыл бұрын
Kane's word is all!
@AnotherfromEngland6 жыл бұрын
Great vid arch, cant wait for the next guard regiment.
@user-xb9nf4yw6p6 жыл бұрын
Finally! Some 40k lore is well recieved keep up the great work and the 40k content arch!
@robro22145 жыл бұрын
The death corps would get along well with the iron gaurd
@akriegguardsman52383 жыл бұрын
Nah the'd try to report us for having too much mud on us
@arandomcrusader-93556 жыл бұрын
First! Can we has best chapter: Black Templars?
@nathanvictor20136 жыл бұрын
Great idea fellow crusader!
@ABorderPrince6 жыл бұрын
A Random Crusader - purge them all! Imperator volt!
@arandomcrusader-93556 жыл бұрын
Nathan Andrews Thank you!
@arandomcrusader-93556 жыл бұрын
ABorder Prince DEUS VULT
@nickdahl2036 жыл бұрын
That's a strange way to spell Ultramarines.
@industrialcamo6 жыл бұрын
Cool that you added background ambience again! :D
@maxiggy80696 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for more of this series
@alexjonezNH6 жыл бұрын
Just Wanted to say that your videos are what finally got me to take the dive into the huge library of 40k games! I may not always agree with some of the more real life political opinions in videos you've posted in the past, but damned if I'm not excited every time I see a new video pop up in my notifications!
@user-hr1iy4nz4s6 жыл бұрын
Bear yes he is a liberal
@bruceweiner53063 жыл бұрын
Can we just send the Iron Guard to Portland?
@blackmanogco4 жыл бұрын
Never once I herd dealing violence soound so cozy damm...
@RichardVarnegan2 жыл бұрын
I told the Ferret analogy to my dad 3 years ago…. He found it hilarious.
@tylerr3776 жыл бұрын
The American national guard... in spess
@commissarrobertson47796 жыл бұрын
Emir Wat Tambor no actually they were designed based upon the French foreign legion
@arandomcrusader-93556 жыл бұрын
Commissar Robertson Then why haven't they surrendered yet?
@Memento--Mori6 жыл бұрын
More like U.S. Marines in Dress Blues. Catachan... well those are Vietnam War U.S. Marines.
@seantaylor63396 жыл бұрын
The French foreign legion is where French keeps all the bagasses, all of them foreigners obviously.
@seantaylor63396 жыл бұрын
*Badasses
@KingQwertzlbrmpf5 жыл бұрын
I know just the place that could use a company of Morian Iron Guard. Gotham city. Within a couple weeks of them stationed there Batman would either be jobless or dead. Probably both.
@TheManofthecross5 жыл бұрын
that until the crooks find out the morian weakness and go for there officers first etc make it fluid on them and then pick them off one by one. though a better place that can use them is the southern border and the sanctuary cities run by the regressive democrats and the left let them lose on those places and in weeks they will make those cities counties and states red in every way including political and the southern border for a long while safe and secured though at the price of the UN and international outrage and America's enemies using this for there propaganda campagins. unless you sick the morians on them to shut them up that is.
@jewell2786 жыл бұрын
Right Arch, I'm sat ready to do some painting. FEED MY BRAIN!
@jasonjacobs1766 жыл бұрын
This is my new favorite lore vid. Really enjoying the Imperial Guard Regiment videos. Music was a bit soft throughout but please don't use that repetitive guitar and piano music it haunts my dreams, which I swear I could play myself by memory at this point. Keep up the hard work Arch, your lore videos keep my faith in the God Emperor alive. Seriously appreciate the time and effort to make these and I do really enjoy your sense of humor and the fact that you script your vids.
@Markos_Malitsos6 жыл бұрын
The Iron guard uniform looks remarkably similar the USMC uniform. Obviously it's not.. but it looks similar.
@jesusgasperi1234566 жыл бұрын
mord sounds like venezuela (venezuelan here)
@user-hr1iy4nz4s6 жыл бұрын
jesusgasperi123456 sosialism works hahahahahahahahahahaha
@jesusgasperi1234566 жыл бұрын
yes now excuse me im gonna continue being hungry good times
@vraska87996 жыл бұрын
maybe getting a job would help more than complaining
@jesusgasperi1234566 жыл бұрын
maybe that's already done maybe its not enough ya dum dum
@jesusgasperi1234566 жыл бұрын
and food and electricity? well you get up like at 4 or so in the morning all days also internet its cheap because its own by the government its the worst also acquiring basic necessity goods its the problem since they are so expensive all of your money goes to those expenses an you have no more u can not save for any thing else and if u have its an o shit button also if u have money in the bank the government can take it "for the good of the people"
@potandpoliticswithmr.broph14205 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see Iron Guard vs Death Korps of Krieg in a "pill box assault "derby.
@ironstarofmordian70985 жыл бұрын
Death Korps wins. Assaults like that are they're stick.
@ahha6234 жыл бұрын
And defending is the Guards. better equipment, better armour and hold the title Elite. while i do agree Krieg are good not everyone of there soldiers holds the title Elites. while the Mordians soldier do, the side would heavily favour the Mordians on all the tables. except numbers, Krieg at least has that going for them.
@vladneacsu6 жыл бұрын
I love the music. Fits perfectly.
@ABorderPrince6 жыл бұрын
Nice man but praetorians are better ;)
@yochaiwyss38436 жыл бұрын
Rule Preatoria, Preatoria rules the Space!
@Teno20016 жыл бұрын
No death Korps are best.
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi37236 жыл бұрын
Catachan Jungle Fighters, for the win!
@JacatackLP6 жыл бұрын
All pale before the Gue'vesa! FOR THE GREATER GOOD
@user-hr1iy4nz4s6 жыл бұрын
ABorder Prince frei corps are the best
@Cpt0bviouss6 жыл бұрын
these guys versus Antifa. Please, god-emperor...
@elasolezito6 жыл бұрын
Still not grim enough ending.
@thatoneinfidel54816 жыл бұрын
tudor strateanu antifa would have no survivers...I like this idea
@carsoncasmirri38746 жыл бұрын
tudor strateanu emperor have mercy on those tau loving bastards because the Mordians sure as shit won't
@codyconnor69816 жыл бұрын
Better ideas: a group of feminists vs a contingent of S.O.B, and Antifa vs the Inquisition.
@Fuyu_Sei126 жыл бұрын
Cody Connor there will be nothing left but ashes
@zauni-mm4wx6 жыл бұрын
Just seen this , little late i know, love this lore vid man, specially as ner every peace of art has Female Gard depicted, And what with the lastest fuss it's just another poke in the eye for those ppl, Great vid man
@Inherent_Deterrent6 жыл бұрын
just started painting and an arch lore video gets dropped. just made my evening
@DocWolph6 жыл бұрын
Mordian is a key point why WH40K makes so little sense. Let';s ignore the fact the galaxy is literally going to hell, Mordian is a planet that no one would set down roots on unless they had an exit strategy. More I'm guessing there is more than ONE planet in the system they could exploit for resources. So they would not be so impoverished and could take care of themselves. Planets like Macragge would be a general rule not an weird "Mary Sue-ish" exception as a world that can make ends meet on its own.
@robouteguilliman66626 жыл бұрын
Where are you gonna put trillions of civilians?
@DocWolph6 жыл бұрын
Roboute Guilliman, You build, maintain and defend a Vast Galaxy spanning Civilization and you really don't know how that works? You have a Million planets, in a galaxy of 400B stars each star having at least one planet) each with at least million people. That is one trillion right there. Keep in mind most of these planets have 100s of millions even billions of people. You are looking at Guadrillions of citizens almost entirely by default. In the IoM Life is cheap because there is just so much of it.
@DocWolph6 жыл бұрын
Sorry I was thinking of something else. You have a hive city that covers roughly half the planet, you can easily have trillion people. A population study done showing every human alive today on Earth, about 7.5B people, could be packed into a single city, as dense as New York City, about the size of Texas. NYC is pretty built up and not a HIVE city. You could easily have a city the size of North America as dense a London or Tokyo and still not reach one Trillion people. The biggest problem ins that a LOT of the IoM is just really poorly managed. You either have palatial worlds like the Realm of Ultramar, or slum worlds like Mordia or basically any other world that has Hive cities or is itself a Hive world. Holy Terra seems to skirt this but the planetary population is pretty well managed.
@knah135 жыл бұрын
You got to remember that alot of these planets where settled during the golden age of technology. When it would have been easy to supply it and it may have even had an actual purpose.
@JoTheVeteran4 жыл бұрын
Imagine Mordian Iron Guards vs BLM and ANTIFA.. That will go well XD XD XD
@iliaszidek56816 жыл бұрын
I want the music of the old lore videos back. Loved it.
@bradymenting5120 Жыл бұрын
Iron Guard: "DISPERSE OR RECIEVE THE MOST FABULOUS BEATING OF YOUR LIFE"