Stone-boat? You NEED one!

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Күн бұрын

I built a stoneboat for moving equipment that is too heavy to lift.

Пікірлер: 2 100
@fixitmakeit
@fixitmakeit 4 жыл бұрын
and the skilled articifer continues in his quest to turn the finished product back into raw material .
@JourneymanRandy
@JourneymanRandy 4 жыл бұрын
You got it.
@robdeskrd
@robdeskrd 4 жыл бұрын
Man said "that'll buff out" 😁, I do say you quite the loquacious crazy bastard, with a firm grasp on the vernacular- Only thing grip tighter could only the oft mentioned and much fabled dastardly dick vise (STONEBOAT with enthusiasm!)
@Danimal100
@Danimal100 4 жыл бұрын
especially if your a tree product around bumblefuck
@skizzik121
@skizzik121 4 жыл бұрын
Pert near ore at this point
@thomaslemay8817
@thomaslemay8817 4 жыл бұрын
Apparently You don't move much heavy stuff do you.
@mckreations5160
@mckreations5160 4 жыл бұрын
Just got a call from OSHA. They called to inform me that I will be receiving a fine simply for my willingness to watch this video and condone the methods used.
@kadmow
@kadmow 4 жыл бұрын
Critical Analysis - Edumacation, etc... "Purposes"
@sleeptyper
@sleeptyper 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@b.a.lineman7582
@b.a.lineman7582 4 жыл бұрын
That’s the beauty of not being a corporation and just being an idiot. Idiots don’t get fines... just the edgimacated
@johnpossum556
@johnpossum556 4 жыл бұрын
ikr? I was thinking if they did that in my city half of the authorities available would be there. They killed George Floyd here and the fire department showed up on the last 3 legal campfires I had inside a brand new fire ring. No lie.
@dvdavid888
@dvdavid888 4 жыл бұрын
Sitting here finishing my OSHA 30 watching this laughing my ass off
@spyder7758
@spyder7758 4 жыл бұрын
the pucker meter was maxed out on that one, I didn't know the tractor was a male until it mounted the mill
@kenclow4274
@kenclow4274 4 жыл бұрын
Killed myself when he said "Need a new seat this one has bite mark's on it!"
@dimesonhiseyes9134
@dimesonhiseyes9134 4 жыл бұрын
Did you just assume it's gender?
@spyder7758
@spyder7758 4 жыл бұрын
@@dimesonhiseyes9134 well it was obviously male by the way it took on a dangerous task without a second thought or care for safety lol but I did not assume to know its pronouns
@iaadsi
@iaadsi 4 жыл бұрын
Watching a tractor make angry love to an old mill is just what I need today.
@marshallleach1403
@marshallleach1403 4 жыл бұрын
It's a little known fact that the method for tactor gender identification is very similar to the one used for aircraft. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZ-whqmoqNWXbas
@prjndigo
@prjndigo 4 жыл бұрын
You *know* somethin's sketchy when a gopro flinches away.
@andrewmantle7627
@andrewmantle7627 3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean flinch? I clearly saw it dive.
@NicholasMarshall
@NicholasMarshall 4 жыл бұрын
The KZbin money it's gone to his head, he got himself a boat. It's a boat only AvE could love. Has plenty of character.
@rgvshane
@rgvshane 4 жыл бұрын
Probably quicker and easier to park the tractor in the corner of the shed and convert it into a milling machine
@larrythompson2967
@larrythompson2967 3 жыл бұрын
Already half way to CNC...moves on it's own?
@Ripdizzle01
@Ripdizzle01 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SoLSamuraibloodblade
@SoLSamuraibloodblade 4 жыл бұрын
Ave over here trying to cross breed farm equipment with machine tools.
@slateslavens
@slateslavens 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know if he's shootin for a CNC tractor or a self-propelled Cockford-Ollie...
@Supersonicff-dw6bs
@Supersonicff-dw6bs 4 жыл бұрын
@@slateslavens Probably a John Cockford.
@joshk.6246
@joshk.6246 4 жыл бұрын
CaseIHaas
@AnonCh4r1i
@AnonCh4r1i 4 жыл бұрын
Well they don't call Back a hoe for nothin
@bistromathics6
@bistromathics6 4 жыл бұрын
Always enjoy laughing out loud at a comment. I gotta say, though, neither of them looked all that willing.
@halnywiatr
@halnywiatr 4 жыл бұрын
That machine has got a higher center of gravity than Dolly Parton.
@UTubeHandlesSuck
@UTubeHandlesSuck 4 жыл бұрын
Conceded, but it still don't look half as good!
@sherannaidoo2712
@sherannaidoo2712 4 жыл бұрын
Imtittable...
@luckyrabbit4355
@luckyrabbit4355 4 жыл бұрын
Daym
@JohnJohnson-rk9ri
@JohnJohnson-rk9ri 4 жыл бұрын
That’s the most true thing I heard all day
@davehigdon6295
@davehigdon6295 4 жыл бұрын
😆
@robertnirenberg4556
@robertnirenberg4556 4 жыл бұрын
Never seen a tractor trying to hump a mill before, another "first time for everything" checked off.
@Tpbmods
@Tpbmods 3 жыл бұрын
Rule 34 homie ;)
@quaidbergo
@quaidbergo 4 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of vijeo that gets shown at the coroner's inquest.
@HandToolRescue
@HandToolRescue 4 жыл бұрын
10:43 This is why I'll have an endless supply of tools to fix.
@THEBACONATOR20
@THEBACONATOR20 4 жыл бұрын
That tractor was not nice lmao
@tbone2002d
@tbone2002d 4 жыл бұрын
His tractor seat for sure.
@thomasr1051
@thomasr1051 4 жыл бұрын
haha we break it you fix it
@c.j.1089
@c.j.1089 4 жыл бұрын
hilarious.
@tslater1989
@tslater1989 4 жыл бұрын
I dont think evaporust will fix that.
@Fake_Blood
@Fake_Blood 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like someday the uploads are just gonna stop and then someone on reddit will post an article on how some Canadian was crushed by a bridgeport and we'll link it together. Stay safe mister AvE, we need more vidjeos in the future.
@UTubeHandlesSuck
@UTubeHandlesSuck 4 жыл бұрын
While I hope the day never comes, I envision a grave marker reading "He was skookum as frig."
@Djkidkrazyx2x
@Djkidkrazyx2x 4 жыл бұрын
@@UTubeHandlesSuck - love it.
@mikespunchlist
@mikespunchlist 4 жыл бұрын
Better a Bridgeport than some piece of Chinesium crap!
@MariuszChr
@MariuszChr 4 жыл бұрын
Don't you worry. He is good in smelling danger... He usually make a weird noise if it's close. That's better than insurance...
@Fake_Blood
@Fake_Blood 4 жыл бұрын
​@@Kineth1 Just put a plate on the bridgeport. "One tappy tap tap too many."
@RuthLessPirate901
@RuthLessPirate901 4 жыл бұрын
Good thing it's being converted to CNC, because it's gonna take some real fancy math to cut a straight line again.
@pete_lind
@pete_lind 4 жыл бұрын
Dont be silly , hes going to use that as a boat motor , why else did he build a fancy raft for it ? ... in next part we get to the river or lake , to see if that will float .
@guardrailbiter
@guardrailbiter 3 жыл бұрын
It's not as though he pampers _any_ of his tools. :-)
@ianb9028
@ianb9028 3 жыл бұрын
When I introduced my budget troll to the tractor she said, in a rather delightful strained and high pitched voice, "How do you stop this?" I said, "I normally steer it into a tree."
@0Blueaura
@0Blueaura 5 ай бұрын
i have no clue whats going on at all but i love this
@BigDave423
@BigDave423 4 жыл бұрын
"I got other plans for this." Boat anchor??? 😂
@agate_jcg
@agate_jcg 4 жыл бұрын
Horizontal milling machine? Welp, she's horizontal now, that's for sure.
@Bradimus1
@Bradimus1 4 жыл бұрын
I was beaten to it. Hats off to you!
@cadestekly6410
@cadestekly6410 4 жыл бұрын
On it’s side it’s a vertical milling machine ironically
@rex8255
@rex8255 4 жыл бұрын
For decades, people have been using the bits on either end of the backhoe to dig holes. The genius of figuring out how to do it using a milling machine, chain and tires! Saves so much wear and tear on the hydraulics.
@HeathenGeek
@HeathenGeek 4 жыл бұрын
It's really considerate of you to film these. Makes the coroner's job of trying to find out why you sawed your own legs off to reach the phone after the tractor fell on you much easier 😁
@ThomasKrul
@ThomasKrul 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't like me, and you don't like me, either..." conversations with a tractor. "I don't know what I'm doing and it doesn't appear to be working."
@1337Gareth
@1337Gareth 4 жыл бұрын
That was easily the most precisely executed collection of HSE nightmares ive witnessed and is why i love AvE.
@mandrac2
@mandrac2 4 жыл бұрын
He didn't even put on or even mention the safety squints
@johnpossum556
@johnpossum556 4 жыл бұрын
It's that music juxtaposed with the swearing that I love.
@contentment164
@contentment164 4 жыл бұрын
Fo' Sho'!
@woohoo8315
@woohoo8315 4 жыл бұрын
Yes yes, it's been too long since you bumblefack'd to classical music.
@notsure1502
@notsure1502 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@ljprep6250
@ljprep6250 4 жыл бұрын
That warn't classical. That war Weaponized Opera. (Definition of opera: Italyun word for "Death By Music")
@tomgucwa7319
@tomgucwa7319 4 жыл бұрын
Was that a lynx wit malaria?
@antonycarrison4399
@antonycarrison4399 4 жыл бұрын
"Start Ya Bastard" is a real starting fluid in Australia.
@guyclk
@guyclk 4 жыл бұрын
note the Benefits as advertised on the Manufactures site. Starts all engines easily Easy to use Conserves batteries No mechanical knowledge necessary Saves inconvenience Avoids down-time of equipment Makes life easier for frail people who use small engines in their garden etc. Mechanical Novice applies magic juice via the oil fill on the rocker cover or radiator cap or ................
@J354CAO
@J354CAO 4 жыл бұрын
And here in New Zealand 🤣🤣
@TempoDrift1480
@TempoDrift1480 4 жыл бұрын
Popular in the US too.
@jayson0987
@jayson0987 4 жыл бұрын
I use no chukka on my bike chain it's moto is, It sticks like shit! another Aussie product.
@benspeedschannel888
@benspeedschannel888 4 жыл бұрын
Also known as “Bill Cosby date in a can” 😳😳😳😳😳
@tennwilcox8663
@tennwilcox8663 4 жыл бұрын
Wiley coyote super genius.
@wranglerstar
@wranglerstar 2 жыл бұрын
Loading that Mill may have been the greatest act of courage I’ve ever be held on KZbin,
@georgewuzheer
@georgewuzheer 2 жыл бұрын
lmao get out of here shill
@robindebreuil
@robindebreuil 4 жыл бұрын
Armchair Mill Lifter here, but sometimes when moving large stones we'd dig a small hole for the stone boat so it was flush with the ground, then push them on. Usually the shallow graves dug by the tires were a good starting point :).
@adamshinbrot
@adamshinbrot 4 жыл бұрын
Now you tell him.
@TreyCook21
@TreyCook21 4 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking: dig a hole and bury that thing.
@Kirillissimus
@Kirillissimus 4 жыл бұрын
Just as it is with most good ideas this one was mentioned a little bit too late.
@nitehawk86
@nitehawk86 4 жыл бұрын
Wait wait, how do you lift a mill with an armchair?
@TreyCook21
@TreyCook21 4 жыл бұрын
@@nitehawk86 Good question. At best, you could recline the X axis, but Y? ...damn that's a good joke...
@pdrhodes68
@pdrhodes68 4 жыл бұрын
“Sketchy as frig” doesn’t begin to describe this one.
@RetemVictor
@RetemVictor 4 жыл бұрын
Less sketchy if he had committed, when the machine starts to walk bounce or get away from ya; it's usual due to lack of follow through. Teaching moment.
@nicke1903
@nicke1903 4 жыл бұрын
When AvE declares "Sketchy as Frig" look out!! I said the same thing when playing with every 9v battery in Canada
@ivo215
@ivo215 4 жыл бұрын
T-shirt, or it didn't happen.
@russlehman2070
@russlehman2070 4 жыл бұрын
@@RetemVictor Yes. I can remember when, in another time and space, I had to move 55 gal. barrels with a two-wheeler. If you were cautious or hesitated near the tipping point, the damn barrel would end up on the floor. If you powered through it in one quick motion, it worked every time.
@alexthetrucker8168
@alexthetrucker8168 4 жыл бұрын
AvE....the man who adjusts the sound level when using a powertool....a true artist)
@ImHughJassol
@ImHughJassol 4 жыл бұрын
When a 2020 documentary is made, he needs to be the narrator.
@brainkill7034
@brainkill7034 3 жыл бұрын
I second this
@SparxI0
@SparxI0 3 жыл бұрын
Well they made one but he wasn't in it :( It's on Netflix, "Death to 2020" by the Black Mirror creators
@Donorcyclist
@Donorcyclist 4 жыл бұрын
'Twas the night before Christmas, Aunt May in her cups. She'd supped just a little, and drank way too much. She bolted upright, and declared with conviction, "The floor's gone slippery, and my arse has much stiction! Lever me up you louts, else I spend the night here. And while you're about it, bring me a beer!"
@motormaker
@motormaker 4 жыл бұрын
I must have missed the episode where you got into the scrap metal business.
@GrahamDallas
@GrahamDallas 4 жыл бұрын
The pucker-factor is strong with this one, sketchiness at its best.
@joshuabest100
@joshuabest100 4 жыл бұрын
If you aint sketched out then you are not doing the right job
@jeddi20
@jeddi20 4 жыл бұрын
I see a couple of problems. 1 not enough friends to laugh at you and offer varying levels of opinions and 2 not a beer in sight. This was at least a 6 packer
@kirkyorg7654
@kirkyorg7654 4 жыл бұрын
agreed on both points lol
@good_king_guitarman1334
@good_king_guitarman1334 4 жыл бұрын
When i learned my trade in the 1980s, this was how we worked. After 35 years of conforming to modern OH&S demands, i'm glad to see that the original skills still exist!
@robf2799
@robf2799 19 сағат бұрын
I never expected to see such a gifted and precise engineer dumpster-hump a mill with a tractor. Bravo. Always entertaining.❤
@WatchWesWork
@WatchWesWork 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing looks more helpless than an inverted machine tool.
@TreyCook21
@TreyCook21 4 жыл бұрын
I saw the cabinet open and was sure you had already bought a plane ticket. Ever been to Hoth?
@paveloleynikov4715
@paveloleynikov4715 4 жыл бұрын
What about soldiers with shovels around tipped over tank?
@kmech3rd
@kmech3rd 4 жыл бұрын
Other than the rigger who caused the toppling, maybe...
@bistromathics6
@bistromathics6 4 жыл бұрын
@@paveloleynikov4715 I once happened upon an M113 at twilight, tilted over in a ditch. Poor li'l feller. Also, pretty funny. Yes, I stopped and helped. As soon as I could stop laughing out loud
@samsmith9764
@samsmith9764 4 жыл бұрын
"i've fallen and i cant get up.!"
@johnjordan3126
@johnjordan3126 4 жыл бұрын
Man invents impact wrench. 3:45
@Elon_Trump
@Elon_Trump 4 жыл бұрын
Prudence the safety goat musta been on the shitter.
@Tinker001
@Tinker001 4 жыл бұрын
She may not have made it that far.
@kranzonguam
@kranzonguam 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
@afivey
@afivey 4 жыл бұрын
Prudence the Safety Goat was interviewing a chicken about crossing a road.
@paulkelly1702
@paulkelly1702 4 жыл бұрын
And constipated
@abrunosON
@abrunosON 3 жыл бұрын
The lab rat never gets the enginerd or the mechanic.
@camjepson5762
@camjepson5762 4 жыл бұрын
The only thing worse that a goddamn farmer is a miner. This will set the bar at a new depth.
@ABFMick
@ABFMick 4 жыл бұрын
Farmers only go as deep as a tractor will sink, miners stoop to new lows every day..
@ohnoitisnt
@ohnoitisnt 4 жыл бұрын
Im glad the wasps are still after him since that hive got both barrels last summer
@motorbreath5point0
@motorbreath5point0 4 жыл бұрын
Ah a rare look at the Crescent hammer in its natural habitat.
@stanervin6108
@stanervin6108 4 жыл бұрын
Aaaaand the elusive Makita dangle angle adjustomater just a half consternation prior.
@notsure1502
@notsure1502 4 жыл бұрын
"My other hammer is a wrench"
@evanguarr9678
@evanguarr9678 4 жыл бұрын
10:50 : "TIME!"
@iNerdier
@iNerdier 4 жыл бұрын
So you’re going to put this on eBay as ‘lightly used A+++’?
@jdxnc04
@jdxnc04 4 жыл бұрын
It's more of a Kijiji "mint" item.
@duane8620
@duane8620 4 жыл бұрын
I doubt he will ever look forward to moving that monster again... nightmares for months ahead and maybe even medical attention for his strained, spasming sphincter.
@iNerdier
@iNerdier 4 жыл бұрын
@@duane8620 sphincter? He just met ‘er.
@WatchMeLiftt67
@WatchMeLiftt67 4 жыл бұрын
“Don’t lowball me I know what I got”
@rockaway0beach
@rockaway0beach 4 жыл бұрын
WHich one, the mill, the stone boat or the barn door?
@AnubisJuice
@AnubisJuice 4 жыл бұрын
He actually used the term "Pertnear". Wayne, Darrel and Squirrely Dan would be proud.
@ericgulseth74
@ericgulseth74 4 жыл бұрын
And that's what I appreciate about him...
@zackshrigley
@zackshrigley 4 жыл бұрын
I don't usually have a good laugh, but today i had the best laugh i've had in ages. That was beautiful, and as a full time blacksmith, i approve.
@rotary_13b78
@rotary_13b78 4 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear: I got stoned on my boat
@Majiksmoke
@Majiksmoke 4 жыл бұрын
We've found dew-clawz youtube handle!
@Elon_Trump
@Elon_Trump 4 жыл бұрын
everyone needs a stoner boat.
@buddersthepuunk
@buddersthepuunk 4 жыл бұрын
A Mexican showed me a trick to get stuff in on a pallet or sled thats turned over. And thats to attach the pallet or sled in this case to it before upright it then u up right both.. also a shorter chain would have helped u not spin out
@danl.4743
@danl.4743 4 жыл бұрын
Si.
@sparky6086
@sparky6086 4 жыл бұрын
Great suggestion! Used that one myself many times over the years.
@flatlinesup
@flatlinesup 4 жыл бұрын
just strap a pallet to all for sides of it and knock it over. Tada... it's on a pallet.
@pmichaelhayes
@pmichaelhayes 4 жыл бұрын
And here I thought you were going to say he told you to head down to Home depot to call for back up!
@sparky6086
@sparky6086 4 жыл бұрын
@@flatlinesup Bingo!
@pitchwife7573
@pitchwife7573 4 жыл бұрын
'you know, like the way the aliens built the pyramids.' spat my tea out
@pablosqra
@pablosqra 4 жыл бұрын
I've heard "italians" for the first time..
@user-gn4bc4lv3l
@user-gn4bc4lv3l 4 жыл бұрын
@@pablosqra The way aliens built Italians?
@pablosqra
@pablosqra 4 жыл бұрын
@@user-gn4bc4lv3l Like Italians build the pyramids. But english is my 3rd language( learning in progress), so it is more likely for me to misheard something.
@netltube
@netltube 3 жыл бұрын
When he said the seat had bite marks taken out of it ... crying tears laughing over here, lmao
@randywl8925
@randywl8925 4 жыл бұрын
I love to sit a safe distance away in a comfortable chair with a tall cup of coffee and watch you work or whatever that was. Entertaining as hell. Keep on doing whatever it is you do I love it.
@Dullman271
@Dullman271 4 жыл бұрын
Watching this while at work and the safety inspector walks by right at the final loading point. Felt bad for him, he damn near had a stroke and spit coffee all over his clipboard.
@steveb6082
@steveb6082 4 жыл бұрын
She'll hold tenths all day now. As in 0.1" FFS
@matt_1969ChevyC1o
@matt_1969ChevyC1o 4 жыл бұрын
The backdrop of the classical Aria juxtaposed with the human struggle to upright a fallen piece of machinery with another one that's clearly underpowered was, in fact, priceless. I salute you good sir 🤣🍻
@JustinH72
@JustinH72 4 жыл бұрын
That wheel just a spinning in the background at 10:20. Proper laughs were had. Nothing in these videos relates to my normal life but this is a top 5 favorite channel for sure
@hunteriemmolo1086
@hunteriemmolo1086 3 жыл бұрын
"I can now turn coal into diamonds, and I need a new operator's seat" good God that one got me hahahaha
@antti-jussikemppainen305
@antti-jussikemppainen305 4 жыл бұрын
Haven't laughed that well for a long time as I did when "Well, that was interesting" was quietly whispered over the low hum of the yellow workhorse. Awesome stuff!
@SWhite-hp5xq
@SWhite-hp5xq 4 жыл бұрын
You need an apprentice. Could’ve stopped yourself having to get off the tractor to reposition stuff, and used them as a chock for tractor brakes and a soft landing for the mill. And if, God forbid, something went wrong... you just go out and get another one ‘cause their cheap.
@willmcgo8288
@willmcgo8288 4 жыл бұрын
And you can blame them for all that went wrong.
@garyharms276
@garyharms276 4 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain , I was puckered up with you . I to often work alone and without adult supervision
@JL20231
@JL20231 4 жыл бұрын
The way the ole girl belly bumped that machine into submission on to the skid...*chefs kiss* perfection!
@Bibibosh
@Bibibosh 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Ave. this by far most interesting video. Thanks sir, from Australia
@Thermosmcjug
@Thermosmcjug 4 жыл бұрын
The pride of Nagoya slid upon its lackluster conveyance with much difficulty, implying a strong desire to die with dignity in the yard. 'Perhaps another week and a snowfall, and I'd have granted you that wish', he said.
@anthonywitham2305
@anthonywitham2305 4 жыл бұрын
There's nothing better then "brute force and ignorance" to complete a task. Well done Uncle Bumblef*ck! 😂
@borkborkfoxxo279
@borkborkfoxxo279 4 жыл бұрын
My seat has bite marks in it, just from watching that.
@trif55
@trif55 4 жыл бұрын
this had me laughing out loud!
@Blackberry0Pie
@Blackberry0Pie 3 жыл бұрын
This got me into safety squinting on both ends; impressive.
@NCprivateer
@NCprivateer 6 күн бұрын
I have watched KZbin for what seems like decades and I have never wanted to present in a video more than this one. This was painful to watch but still enjoyable.
@Barty.Crowell
@Barty.Crowell 4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure babydoll checked up on that life insurance policy after this one
@UTubeHandlesSuck
@UTubeHandlesSuck 4 жыл бұрын
By this time, I'm certain she checks it every morning. :D
@Djkidkrazyx2x
@Djkidkrazyx2x 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and increases the amount every month
@flatsurfaces1913
@flatsurfaces1913 4 жыл бұрын
“For sale, Horizontal mill, light scuffs and scratches on the side, was built as a horizontal, but re fitted for a few hours as a double horizontal by former owner: In factory config now. Fair condition. No returns”
@rallymodeller
@rallymodeller 4 жыл бұрын
As is, where is
@GarrettDore
@GarrettDore 4 жыл бұрын
Lightly run only dropped once
@zenabla
@zenabla 4 жыл бұрын
that will buff out
@gruened
@gruened 4 жыл бұрын
due to the nature of this industry, no returns or refunds
@aterack833
@aterack833 4 жыл бұрын
According to the local police “as is” is implied when selling used items
@motobrad32
@motobrad32 4 жыл бұрын
Its like a slow motion train wreck... I just can't look away lol
@terryravey2248
@terryravey2248 4 жыл бұрын
great stone boat; i built one years ago to move large granite stones on the ranch, great tool you can't buy. use it all the time
@montanajimc
@montanajimc 4 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid we used two logs, bolted together at the nose and spread apart at the other end, in short a vee. The logs were topped with boards to form a bed that would hold two 50 gallon drums. We would use this stoneboat to drag drums of river water up the hill to the house where it was poured into a horse trough in the rootceller...a hand pump in the kitchen provided, what my dad called, running water. It made my mom happy. My brother drove the tractor pulling the stoneboat and water barrels, while I sat on the tractor hood to keep it from going over backwards. Just normal ranch living in the 50s.
@tactileslut
@tactileslut 4 жыл бұрын
When the only tool on hand is a dirt mover, everything looks like a pile of gravel or gets screwed.
@InstrucTube
@InstrucTube 4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, this took me back to exactly WHY I don't move heavy equipment anymore. Ah, good (traumatic) memories! Still super entertaining. Thanks AvE!
@hgbugalou
@hgbugalou 4 жыл бұрын
Started as a 'horizontal milling machine', ended as a 'machine'.
@MolsonPeanut
@MolsonPeanut 4 жыл бұрын
Just when you think operations can't get sketchier than the sea can burk bar jack-all incident...enter the stoneboat
@BrooksMoses
@BrooksMoses 4 жыл бұрын
Eh, stoneboats aren't necessarily sketchy. It's just that they don't stop people from doing sketchy things the way a lack of a stoneboat does. I need a stoneboat. Also a good Case backhoe.
@seanflanagan5674
@seanflanagan5674 4 жыл бұрын
@@BrooksMoses, eh, stone boat or jes go'on home.
@MolsonPeanut
@MolsonPeanut 4 жыл бұрын
@@BrooksMoses I meant his process of trying to get the machine onto the stoneboat, not the stoneboat itself.
@BrooksMoses
@BrooksMoses 4 жыл бұрын
@@MolsonPeanut Fair point. That was impressively sketchy, indeed.
@Karjis
@Karjis 4 жыл бұрын
This was much safer, most of the sketchy stuff was made using backhoe as a moving shield!
@therish7169
@therish7169 4 жыл бұрын
Well on the bright side, with you recording everything it will make the coroners investigation a lot more straightforward.
@yotafan174
@yotafan174 4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha. The only tractors I drove as a kid were the ones without brakes. My dad had me raking hay when I was 8 year's old.
@samtheman983
@samtheman983 4 жыл бұрын
Need one of those special extra-long dipsticks for your machine in case the oil doesn't reach the full line on your normal one. A few extra jokes built into that one for free
@arthurspaff_80081ES
@arthurspaff_80081ES 4 жыл бұрын
My parcels from Amazon often arrive in a similar fashion.
@stuartd9741
@stuartd9741 4 жыл бұрын
Lol Usually thrown from a distance....
@williamwilliams8145
@williamwilliams8145 4 жыл бұрын
Who else was waiting for the mill to fall off the other side and drag the tractor on top of it and get stuck.
@colinparker4939
@colinparker4939 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant as always AVE! Regarding the widow makers onslaught of abuse and neglect. You can save dollhairs on ‘START YOU BASTARD’ using this method someone demonstrated to me back in the late 1960’s, before START you Bastard’ (other brands are available) became available. Turn diesel or petrol engine over on starter for 3 seconds if it doesn’t start, stop turning. Count slowly to ten, turn engine over on starter for 3 seconds if it doesn’t start. Keep repeating this process. This process will start the engine provided the engine is in working order and just cold, or left unused for some time. This works because the cylinder on full compression is heating the cold charge of fuel air mixture while you are counting to slowly ten. In the case of the diesel engines which are after all compression ignition engines. This process is very good on modern diesel engines, where the tool who designed them, put the glow plugs truly out sight out in their minds where no one in the right mind can easily access them.
@Badger1776
@Badger1776 4 жыл бұрын
Easily my favorite video youve put out to date.
@mephInc
@mephInc 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. The miss May June. We've had the same miss December here at the mill for about 20 years
@Fix_It_Again_Tony
@Fix_It_Again_Tony 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder what she looks like now.
@SparkB0x
@SparkB0x 4 жыл бұрын
still looking great mind you
@MetalAsFork
@MetalAsFork 4 жыл бұрын
Doesn't age. Doesn't call you a fuckin idiot for playing with your ancient tractor and stoneboat and mutant sewing machine. Perfect woman.
@b.a.lineman7582
@b.a.lineman7582 4 жыл бұрын
If it ain’t broke... don’t fix it... the mill on the other hand... uuuhhhhh🤔
@paulcargo4233
@paulcargo4233 4 жыл бұрын
There is never a Sikorsky S-64 Skycrane around when you need one...
@dionamuh
@dionamuh 4 жыл бұрын
You should write all of these adventures down somewhere, call it a sketch book.
@super_slo
@super_slo 4 жыл бұрын
That sounds like proper toilet reading for ALL the bathrooms! 🤣 I would buy the heck out of that, and one for each of my male relatives (maybe a couple of the female ones too)
@alvarojm750
@alvarojm750 4 жыл бұрын
@@super_slo can only be toilet reading. This adventure alone had me shitting myself from the comfort of my couch.
@mwechtal
@mwechtal 4 жыл бұрын
How about calling it a sketchy book? 😁
@coolbreezeak7578
@coolbreezeak7578 3 жыл бұрын
Captain hindsight says " next time bolt skid to bottom of mill before flipping."..... Lol good work always love watching your action....
@mightymoe22
@mightymoe22 3 жыл бұрын
Pucker factor got turned up to 11 there... that poor ol' tractor. Just got my stickers in! Very nice! Thank you Sir!
@danl.4743
@danl.4743 4 жыл бұрын
12 minutes to understand what is a stoneboat.
@yungchill69
@yungchill69 4 жыл бұрын
@@csn583 right lmao
@danl.4743
@danl.4743 4 жыл бұрын
@@csn583 Same here! lol
@bando404
@bando404 4 жыл бұрын
I still don’t understand.
@danl.4743
@danl.4743 4 жыл бұрын
@@bando404 Like a regular water boat slides on top of water, this "boat" slides on top of stones.
@MegaBryan0
@MegaBryan0 4 жыл бұрын
Can you get it more central to even the weight out on the runners. Top marks for machinery porn. Tractor mounts milling machine 🤣
@joeboots3905
@joeboots3905 4 жыл бұрын
The chainsaw, the blocks, the tractor, the opera music. What isn’t there to love? I can now rest peacefully. Thank you Friend!
@BrickBike
@BrickBike 4 жыл бұрын
3:18 "These are eye bolts that are nuts, they're quite weak" 12:12 😳😳😳😳😳
@darkone9572
@darkone9572 Жыл бұрын
Done like a true professional !! Best I've seen !
@erat91
@erat91 4 жыл бұрын
I remember when a coworker dropped some sort of $100k milling machine (it was very early in my career) and the boss found out. Poor coworker got so much verbal abuse from the boss he ended up quitting before he could even get fired.
@danl.4743
@danl.4743 4 жыл бұрын
Smart boss.
@kevhouse55
@kevhouse55 4 жыл бұрын
Man I can tell Christmas is coming... Ave video on a Friday with a pucker factor in it. That's a gift that keeps on giving
@abkh7777
@abkh7777 4 жыл бұрын
“Thick and black just the way ...” never laughed harder 😂
@satyris410
@satyris410 4 жыл бұрын
my ex-mother-in-law asked me if I knew how she liked her coffee. I said, like you like your men? she knew I knew she knew etc. her brother sitting next to her didn't find it quite so funny
@disgruntledegghead6923
@disgruntledegghead6923 4 жыл бұрын
Just like the painter at the shop said about a 5th gen Camaro we worked on... Thick, black, loud, and rough around the edges. Just like he likes his women.
@dkeith45
@dkeith45 3 жыл бұрын
Yup, stone boats are handy. They were actually used to haul stones out of farmers fields in the old horse drawn days. They are sometimes still used as a training device for horses to have something to pull that is fairly easy and very durable. Just don't get caught unawares like I did, helping an old friend with his horses that were supposedly trained to pull a stone boat, but in fact never had before. Seems they had only pulled wheeled carts and wagons previously. So this friend wanted to exercise his horse, and asked for my help. I asked him why we weren't just hooking them up to one of his wagons, but he wanted this horse to pull his stone boat instead. Ok says I, and we go to it. He even had a little seat bolted to the boat. So we hook up the horse to it, and I say giddup... and the horse starts pulling, but the boat isn't budging, so I was like, common boy, pull! Then the boat started moving, which made a scritching sound, and scared the hell out of the horse, which bolted into a full run. It would neither woah or turn, so once I realized the direction we were heading, I bailed off the thing. The horse then, at a full run, tried to get through a pasture gate to head back to the barn, where it crashed as the boat got caught up on the gate opening. Boat was badly damaged, horses harness was damaged, but the horse was ok at least. I was ok also. But that was the last time I helped his friend with his horses, lol. I'll stick to driving and riding horses that I know have done those things before.
@jamesglenn2006
@jamesglenn2006 4 жыл бұрын
Some of the greatest loading techniques I've ever seen. Especially when the rad started coming into play. 👍😁
@SantaClaw
@SantaClaw 4 жыл бұрын
My deepest condolences, that must have hurt the self esteem.
@sixhundred3score6
@sixhundred3score6 4 жыл бұрын
How did you post a comment one month ago?!
@Eo_Tunun
@Eo_Tunun 4 жыл бұрын
At least it should.
@SantaClaw
@SantaClaw 4 жыл бұрын
@@sixhundred3score6 Patreon Videos are released earlier to memebers.
@MsTatakai
@MsTatakai 4 жыл бұрын
He got prepared !
@Dean.F
@Dean.F 4 жыл бұрын
For future endeavors, the backyard mill- wrong could Fabricobble an A frame even from dead tree carcass in a pinch to do the heavy lifting, chain her to old Casey and throw her in Reebok she'd be upright before the boss sees. "We can handle it" alright.
@ccubsfan94
@ccubsfan94 4 жыл бұрын
"Thick and black, just the way sh...."
@stooncol619
@stooncol619 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahah i know something was censored but not sure what exactly
@boblewis8463
@boblewis8463 2 жыл бұрын
The Mary Ellen Carter reference made my heart happy. Thank you. :)
@echo_9835
@echo_9835 4 жыл бұрын
Today AvE demonstrated to me that if force doesn't work, apply more force. If that doesn't work, just force it.
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