You can`t Buy this Machine, so I Built One

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@urituchmanpigeon Ай бұрын

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@alexnoman1498 Ай бұрын

I have never laughed as hard at a lathe construction video before!

@IR-nq4qv Ай бұрын

great video as always Uri, loved the build and your homage to Hand Tool Rescue

@ddoherty5956 Ай бұрын

Uri, when laser cutting veneer do you cut both pieces exactly the same size or do you have to offset one? Many thanks Dave.

@tamasmihaly1 Ай бұрын

you and HAND TOOL RESCUE should do a collaboration. You have similar styles and sense of humor.

@thetotalfunction7736 Ай бұрын

Uri, in case if handling of the toolholder isn't convenient you could make a base for toolholder with two handles like on a router plane

@HandToolRescue Ай бұрын

As someone with potentially several undiagnosed mental disorders, I enjoyed this video.

@laurenlewis4189 Ай бұрын

I came looking in the comments as soon as I saw the ~~blatant rip-off~~ homage. Love your sense of humor!

@jmckinney0040 Ай бұрын

I can't help but smile every time your intro plays!!! Love it.

@ryanbuss2498 Ай бұрын

I think you should narrate one Uri’s videos and he should narrate one of yours.

@urituchmanpigeon Ай бұрын

Thank you! I just hope this video didn't introduce a few others to your list.

@avenuex3731 Ай бұрын

A fan of you both. The only thing now is for HTR to shave his beard into a Kentucky Colonel and draw little birds on stuff. It only seems proper.

@marvingeleijnse Ай бұрын

Uri Tuchman: wood worker, metal worker, machinist, tool maker, clock maker, printer in the third dimension, comedian, content creator, artist and landshark hunter. Truly a renaissance man

@rias5728 Ай бұрын

You forgot singer/musical artist 🎼

@dannydetonator Ай бұрын

If i'm not mistaken, also a composer and definitely a pro pianist. Which means that he's basically a musician who learned other engineering stuff for substinance and fun. Just like me (if i was successful maintaining all that), if i'm not projecting. You'd be surprised how many hidden, unsuccesful musicians work in CNC/metal or woodwork.

@TheFoxOfThredneedleStreet Ай бұрын

Don't forget musician and film maker. Hehe

@FoxDog1080 Ай бұрын

Absolutely

@ray-charc3131 Ай бұрын

he don't use cnc milling machine but use the proportional engraving machine but also use laser cutting/engraving machine

@bigbossimmotal Ай бұрын

Don't ever change Mr. Tuchman. You brighten my outlook on humanity with every video.

@newfangledcypher5309 Ай бұрын

Yeah, low key, this dude’s personality has to power to pull me out of depression

@whitehouseummahh9725 Ай бұрын

I agree100%, he makes the world a little more round

@Schismarch Ай бұрын

Same

@MadiHunt-pq3rs Ай бұрын

Same, this guy is a gem

@souvikmukherjee1240 Ай бұрын

You guys are really depressed

@blockerman3d266 Ай бұрын

I love that all of the tools he uses to make his art are themselves pieces of art that he uses to make his tools which he uses to make his art. And he's a joy to watch as well.

@MajorRocker74 Ай бұрын

I appreciate your homage to Hand Tool Rescue. 1:09

@daveys Ай бұрын

Keep an eye out for Eric commenting. He’s one of Uri’s subscribers.

@JuiGpser Ай бұрын

He needed to use more evaporust

@Wishbone1977 Ай бұрын

Yeah, the Hand Tool Rescue intro was on point 😀

@waldobean7534 Ай бұрын

Just needed the garbage in the floor.

@fredmon927 Ай бұрын

@@waldobean7534 where is the banana phone?

@2004jpepper Ай бұрын

The small amount gags, at least one random made up song, and animations mixed in made this highly HIGHLY entertaining. Actually bringing me happiness. As Well As keeping me interested in the video overall. Do not stop, do not change.

@AndyFromBeaverton Ай бұрын

0:22 I love how eBay lists the condition of the 400-year-old lathe as "Used".

@jimmydesouza4375 Ай бұрын

At least it's not "1 previous owner".

@wizrom3046 Ай бұрын

"New. Unused condition. Still in original packaging."

@marknerren402 Ай бұрын

@@wizrom3046 NOS lathe

@i_am_terom4810 Ай бұрын

@@wizrom3046Current owner is a 483 year old vampire who is currently fed up of his first lathe and would like to upgrade to something more recent, maybe something from the 1850's maybe

@andypughtube Ай бұрын

Slide rests were first recorded around 1720. I think it is extremely unlikely that the lathe in the advert is from 1600. And the lathe in the advert clearly has a leadscrew which I think was invented by Henry Maudslay around 1800. I am not even sure it's really an ornamental lathe. The gears make no sense.

@quinbee_creates Ай бұрын

As your project ambitions grow, so too do your video ambitions. This one was just chockful of entertaining bits. Never stop never stopping, Uri.

@spustatu Ай бұрын

I don't think this was the weirdest possible way to present a video about making something, but it was still far, far weirder than it needed to be. I appreciate that.

@vrvvrv848 27 күн бұрын

There’s no limit in the need to be weird.

@wojciechorowski5453 Ай бұрын

Of all the slightly twisted KZbinrs, you're my favorite, I love watching your projects.

@paulthebaker Ай бұрын

Speaking of sharks, A shark can swim faster than I can, but I can run faster than a shark can, So in a triathlon I guess it’s up to who’s a better cyclist.

@NesredepEvo Ай бұрын

oh my, this is gold!

@paulgirkingirtron5304 Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@wolfgangkranek376 Ай бұрын

Hence the proverb: A man needs a shark, like a shark needs a bicycle.

@kingofcastlechaos Ай бұрын

I am placing this in my best of all time quotes. I mentor kids and this may totally enhance their understanding of the vast wisdom of older people. LOL

@villageidiot4020 Ай бұрын

Gold!

@ArchEdge Ай бұрын

Great video Uri! This one had me laughing throughout. Watched it twice actually. And the lathe looks great. Love the references to other channels too. Awesome to see that the channels growing. Keep it up. Appreciated.

@GentlemensWatchServices Ай бұрын

Beautiful. It must be difficult remaining the most humble man on KZbin when you’re such a hero!

@Behereandlove Ай бұрын

I always love watching your videos. You are brilliant. Such beautiful work. Thank you so much.

@thebilgehan Ай бұрын

All the videos, ALL THE VIDEOS ARE JUST PERFECT, from the oldest to the newest, never ceases to amaze. By far my favorite channel on KZbin. And the most beautiful and full gold mine I've ever discovered on the KZbin. I can't stop praising Mr. Tuchman. I hope to meet you in person one day. 🎩

@urituchmanpigeon Ай бұрын

Thanks! I really appreciate that!

@danbreyfogle8486 Ай бұрын

This video is the very first time that I actually watched a maker while the included a sponsors video. It was, just like the rest of your video, entertaining and "not stupid" like so many others. You make me smile and laugh out loud.

@JMFuller227 Ай бұрын

Totally freaking awesome! And I love the your homage to Handtool Rescue! He’s another one of my favorites!

@Lalaland.001 Ай бұрын

Please never change, I loved this video so much. Thank you for sharing this. I really loved the animations a lot. Thay made me smile a lot.

@kuglepen64 Ай бұрын

After exhausting all the wrong ways to make a lathe you are finally left with only the right way.

@urituchmanpigeon Ай бұрын

Yes, a real headstock might have help with that😅

@jimmy_jamesjams_a_lot4171 Ай бұрын

THANK YOU! Now I know that I haven’t been the only person in the World who shops for old watchmaker’s lathes, with my end plan being to create something that will look pretty upon a coffee table, or bookshelf. But I still feel so insignificant when I see all of the effort you put, and a great deal of very valuable resources you have to hand. If only I were a little more resourceful, and a whole lot more refined, I could’ve been you. YES, you are a recipient of my jealousy. Please, know that this should not scare you enough to worry, I am harmless and my jealously even less. If I am to ever achieve even a portion of what you do, I need you to go on, so that I can learn a few things from your content. And now that I’ve realized that I have old motor that needs a home in some contraption, I’m off to make one of those lathes!! Very inspiring,URI!!

@jambusspeakermouse1325 Ай бұрын

I had the chance to buy an ornamental rose engine lathe when i was a student for the low price of £1000... I didn't because i was in a tiny single room flat and that would have been my food budget. Not a day goes by that i wish i'd given them my student loan and sleep in the bath.

@domainmojo2162 Ай бұрын

It'll come around again mate. I've experienced it... however there is one that I will forever rue- a 1958 lathe from " Machinenbau".. a complete factory standing beast for a measly $200... well taken care off, calibrated and everything. Must've cost 10s of thousands in it's day. I went to see the owner and to check it out- some retired, eccentric German machinist- who was as funny as he was sassy. He had 2/3 other more modern lathes and this one took up a lot of space in his garage. Kids weren't interested. He just wanted to get rid. The next day, I got word I was relocating to Malawi (I'm from Namibia), and in all the chaos of an immediate relocation and the hallabaloo that goes with it, I forgot about it. When I eventually got round to it, 2 weeks later, he sold it. 😞 I still h* myself to this day! 😀

@ronaldmasterbud1551 Ай бұрын

The Should'a Would'a Could'a's My List Is WAY TOO LONG !!! Stuff I Should Have Bot, Stuff I Should Have Kept, Stuff I Should Have NEVER Sold !!!

@ronaldmasterbud1551 Ай бұрын

P.S. And A Person I Should Have NEVER MARRIED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Xodabeef Ай бұрын

@@ronaldmasterbud1551Sir, this is about an ornament lathe.

@joonashannila8751 Ай бұрын

Haha I love how this guy has slowly grown from awkward on camera, into this funny guy. Absolutely love it! As a welder/fabricator I also genuinely enjoy these things he magically creates.

@peetiegonzalez1845 Ай бұрын

This has to be the best video I've watched of yours. At least that I can remember. What fun. And well done for building what you built. Amazing as always.

@almosthuman4457 Ай бұрын

Thank you so very much for sharing your creativity with the world. I wish you endless inspiration and prosperity.

@piccalillipit9211 Ай бұрын

*WOW YOUR CHANNEL IS DOING SO WELL* I remember when you were in the corner of your apartment making finger tapping machines with 6 hand tools

@PiroteusGaming Ай бұрын

Weel you Monsieur are quit fun to watch and charming to boot. aaaah to have time and a workshop, creating things, having them in the end to touch use and one day repair...

@k1ckyscotland988 Ай бұрын

I just hit "like" at the start of the video. Even if I have no idea what he's up to,I know it will be entertaining.

@Fray-Bentos Ай бұрын

Did exactly the same before even seeing this comment ...

@rompowertube 24 күн бұрын

Same here. And then I feel sad that I can't hit like again while watching. Several times.

@davidangelo8902 Ай бұрын

I really like how you don't just build a machine, you include very artistic and visually pleasing additions.

@DeadOwlProductions Ай бұрын

The music, the animations, the jokes, the craftsmanship, everything connects to a true work of art. I am amazed, please continue creating more Uri!

@Artemis22202 Ай бұрын

Beautiful work! Using tools is one thing, making tools is a whole other level! Thank you for the entertaining video Uri!

@Josh.Pascale Ай бұрын

the hand tool rescue Easter egg had me bawling laughing😂😂😂😂😂

@edualbergaria10 Ай бұрын

Me too

@alflud Ай бұрын

me three lol

@ncmartinez_his Ай бұрын

My wife asked me, what's so funny?

@sylvainfloch9775 Ай бұрын

Me four !!

@midimidori4699 Ай бұрын

Me infinity

@thebings3250 Ай бұрын

YOU ARE A GIFT!!! Thank you so much for sharing yourself with us.

@ВадимКузаков-х4ъ Ай бұрын

Приятно смотреть .Слава богу ,что есть еще такие люди. Мастер!!!!!!!

@henryisnotafraid Ай бұрын

Your videos are always so fun, I love it when the sponsored time is even hilarious and entertaining!

@JosephCatrambone Ай бұрын

This whole video is a combination of my favorite things: making stuff, fixing stuff, and surrealist high-effort-low-effort comedy like 15:59 that completely broad-sides me and leaves me wheezing on the ground with tears of laughter in my eyes.

@TheDeerInn Ай бұрын

Love watching your videos, you are full of style and great ideas!! Besides, beautiful projects are always being made. Absolutely gorgeous!!

@niklnikl1 Ай бұрын

You literally make works of Art , very functional art. And your videos are fun to watch as well! Keep up the awesome work Uri.

@JanneWolterbeek Ай бұрын

I just got this recommended, no regrets, fell in love with this style of vlogging, so I subbed!! ❤

@michaelcagle5938 Ай бұрын

How can anyone have this much skill at so many disciplines and be cool and funny at the same time? I'm gonna go eat some dirt.

@robertberger8642 Ай бұрын

Fun video with beautiful results as always! Mr. Tuchman, you are a masterful artist.

@alexnoman1498 Ай бұрын

Ah yes, 283 tabs, 50% of which google images, 50% pinterest and 50% obscure youtube videos. Very accurate.

@___._ Ай бұрын

For a total of 164% of tabs.

@VoodooMcVee Ай бұрын

@@___._ That is 60% more tab per tab!

@domainmojo2162 Ай бұрын

Mine is usually around ~450 😁

@hansvonmannschaft9062 Ай бұрын

You forgot the staple 25% tabs of online shopping sites on articles you're still making your mind up about!

@TheJunky228 Ай бұрын

@@domainmojo2162 my desktop got as high as 8900 or so tabs. 50 windows with roughly 200 tabs each if they were evenly distributed. Would take a good few minutes to load after a reboot. 😅 (firefox with a tab counter addon and a tab sleeper to reduce memory usage)

@quentinhilpert9606 Ай бұрын

WOW!! Someone actually tried this way back when. I can see why you couldn't find one and had to build one. That is just nuts. A one off type thing maybe?? I really like your video entertaining and informative. Thank you.

@slavayorish4836 Ай бұрын

You can buy this even today. MADE rose engine lathe, Fred Armbruster's lathe (someone is selling right now), Lindow-White, Holzapfel etc. It is expensive because it is well built and will outlive the owner.

@MrStudioso Ай бұрын

especially if the owner was involved in a shark accident

@CoffeeAddictEvan Ай бұрын

@@MrStudioso *incident

@Basement_crusader Ай бұрын

I get offended when told that tools will outlive me, therefore I always destroy my tools

@sambrose1 Ай бұрын

@@Basement_crusaderthe only tool of mine that will outlast me is the one that brings on my demise.

@pel6413 Ай бұрын

@@sambrose1 if any tool ends me, I'm taking it down with me

@CRIS.V1891 Ай бұрын

Your craftsmanship always amazes me, you sir are a old artist in modern times ! 😮👏

@rthresher Ай бұрын

"The incident happened on land" I wonder, if I search on Opera, whether I might find a product for removing tea from a laptop?

@rrrosecarbinela Ай бұрын

You are awesome. This is a gorgeous and really useful machine. Also, loved the nod to Chariots of Fire.

@pauldorman Ай бұрын

Perhaps you could make a pantograph fixture for your tool holder so it remains orthogonal to the work as you follow your template.

@homemadetools Ай бұрын

Great video and work. We shared this video on our homemade tool forum last week 😎

@bluescales6454 Ай бұрын

Tuchman: *gets an idea* "Wait a minute!" *smiling* Tuchman: *deconstruscts his entire workshop to get a single table*

@calebkreller2156 Ай бұрын

Awesome video man! Your content keeps getting better and better! Love it from the USA!

@ABW941 Ай бұрын

At the start i thought this was something like a lathe which would be made from all sorts of eye catching materials and used as ornament in a vitrine 😅 a machine with gem bearings and intricately cut gears with inlays, carvings on the housing, and the ability to play a melody while cutting threads.

@learnlanguage5580 Ай бұрын

You are incredible! The hard work you have done is mindblowing! Thank you!

@peteabc1 Ай бұрын

You can't buy happiness. But you can watch Uri building some janky psychedelico-mechanical machines and that's pretty close.

@matfry2310 Ай бұрын

Loved that hand tool rescue gag 😆 y'all make the most entertaining workshop videos

@alanmuddypaws3865 Ай бұрын

This should win a prize for the funniest video on KZbin (so far - it will probably be topped by the next Uri Tuchman offering)

@alonzobean1 Ай бұрын

First time watching. Fantastic skills, but what makes this video soooo good is the lack of chatter. Most of us don't need everything explained like most producers. You give us credit to watch and learn. Brilliant.

@PEAKCENTURY Ай бұрын

I lost my absolute mind laughing at the editing + music, thanks so much for brightening my spirit today

@PandaTurtleDuck Ай бұрын

That was great. I like that you’re leaning into the over the top edits.

@francescosirotti8178 Ай бұрын

One day we will see a Tuchman video like "I couldn't afford to buy a plane ticket to New York, so I built my own Boeing 737"...

@VoodooMcVee Ай бұрын

... made of brass and rosewood, with completely unnecessarily beautiful inlays and engravings, feet as landing gear, flapping wings and paraffin landing lights...

@spankyjeffro5320 Ай бұрын

No.

@Mister_Brown Ай бұрын

no the video will be "I made a knife" but during the video he needs some diamond lapping compound so he builds a plane to fly to south africa to start a revolution among the miners

@jackpijjin4088 Ай бұрын

He builds a perfect replica of a Sopwith Camel, but with feet landing gear.

@Mister_Brown Ай бұрын

@@jackpijjin4088 now thats more like it

@your_utube Ай бұрын

Always a pleasure to watch one of the most original and enjoyable content makers here on KZbin. 10 out of 10 for me!

@thegoodlookinorange1986 Ай бұрын

Uri never change homie. I love your chi. And you did the Hand Tool Rescue intro. Yeeeeees. These vids just keep getting better and better. Even if it wasn’t it still would be. Keep it weird people. 👍❤️🤙

@Bapate-rh9be Ай бұрын

7:00 You can just clamp the pice in a drillpress and place the thread cutter on the lower plate of the Drillpress to get perfect threats. Just rotate the drill press by hand, remove the belt if needed.

@pel6413 Ай бұрын

5:50 i love these animation sequences, I almost did a spit take during this one 😂

@crispyhoneybun1607 Ай бұрын

Yuri, this was so much fun to watch!!!! 🙏 thank you for making these videos!

@Sprengstoff Ай бұрын

Very nice! Next you should spend 50 years hand scraping (with your actual hands) the bed, don't worry, it will be quick work if you use time-lapse!

@bottlecaps2741 Ай бұрын

Quite possibly the best video of yours that I've seen. Loved the hand tool rescue bit. Would be awesome to see you two collaborate on something together.

@_Ciosu.. Ай бұрын

7:59 😂 what ?? What is this edit ?? Lmao 🤣 This is so funny

@SkylosSobaka Ай бұрын

This is a splendid production of a youtube video. Bravo and well done.

@jerbear7952 Ай бұрын

If you were worried about my opinion on modifying that old lathe; I understand your concern and agree with your decision. You can rest easier now.

@KN-tt7xu 16 күн бұрын

Love the classy suit 👍

@camarosteve312 Ай бұрын

8:12 “NICE”

@TheEvertw Ай бұрын

That is a very useful little tool, sir! And I love the veneer.

@tylerbburgess Ай бұрын

If I wrote your biography 📕I would call it, “Uri Tuchman. A competent goof.”

@recurvestickerdragon Ай бұрын

highly* competent

@SophiaAstatine Ай бұрын

Barely a minute in, and this feels like the hardware and tools version of explosions and fire. Which is the greatest compliment I can give besides your facial hair and smile!

@katiedotson704 Ай бұрын

Uh.... @15:58 Did you imply that your wife is a shark? Do you now have a bed in your shop?

@jonnyb9982 Ай бұрын

Uri!!!!!!! I didn't know you still made videos! I love your old videos with scribing and brass and metal work. I thought for a while you, either quit or died. So glad to see you are well. Keep up the good work.

@B.McAllister Ай бұрын

I remember the shark incident... Such a massive shark for such a small incident..

@donnerpartysupplies5187 Ай бұрын

Lathe Chuck Jaws. He was one of a kind. His humor, skills, and Mike Rowe looks will be missed.

@JohnTaylor-xz1ve Ай бұрын

A true craftsman. Enjoyed watching. I'm a full time machinist/ gunsmith and get to make some interesting parts.

@wmc7870 Ай бұрын

0:44 classic😊

@2handsomeforlaw Ай бұрын

Love love love your humor and style Uri, never change!

@travisrickett8271 Ай бұрын

Wow Uri... your original content was awesome... now? Now your content is awesome. 😐 thank you, have a nice day.

@andyclaude6227 Ай бұрын

I've been loving your growing interest in animation! Keep up the excellent content Uri

@bobreid5079 Ай бұрын

At 0:44 I thought he said c?%k ring attachment

@MDM1992 Ай бұрын

Me too, me too. 😂

@michaelsorensen7567 18 күн бұрын

Don't worry, you can use the copying attachment to make one

@WolfNamedJohn Ай бұрын

I always love seeing an 80's/90's style turn to the camera and smile bit. Love it.

@Matteo._. Ай бұрын

I love you

@garrettmillsap Ай бұрын

Watching your videos really brightens my day. Thank you Uri

@OsmiusVA Ай бұрын

Hey! Love the hand tool rescue intro

@wernervannuffel2608 Ай бұрын

All your work is a constant hommage to wood-, metal and copper-beauifull instruments and machinary as art works on their own and who made on their turn other most beautifull artwork-pieces.