BOLTR: Bosch Mini Chainsaw | KID SIZED DANGER!

Having a look at an oddball cordless tool from Bosch. It sucks and it's AWESOME!🔥Safety Squint T-Shirt! teespring.com/SafetySquints_us
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[@dirtygarageguy]

It also does backyard circumcisions!

[@LucasGarrow]

The Workshop ooooh won't be getting that image out of my head any time soon

[@PaulsGarage]

Gives new meaning to "wood saw"

[@fruggy5442]

Fucking brilliant

[@simonrichard9873]

*but will it cut hard wood*

[@mrandmrsliamrussell]

hey the workshop, nice vids on the kawsaki er5, answered a good few questions of mine, cheers

[@ahobimo732]

AvE is truly one of a kind. There is NOBODY else on KZbin (or anywhere?) with the same combination of practical engineering knowledge, razor sharp, irreverent wit, and genuinely bizarre verbal improv. The universe definitely broke the mold after it made this guy.

[@beeffarmer8576]

Baffles me to this day. Took me solid month or two of occasional viewing to figure his channel out

[@stev3548]

No, he's just a rural canadian. They're all like that.

[@vtlynch92]

the 'personality' of the channel is a pure detraction. like im hearing the most cringe section of reddit come to life.

[@ED-es2qv]

@@vtlynch92 good news, there’s an unsubscribe option so you can watch something else while I enjoy the channel.

[@CH33BO_OFFICIAL]

Come to Canada. We are everywhere

[@duaneafields]

Ave, looks like you found the perfect unboxer and package opener.

[@connorstrothman7287]

And how right you were!!

[@bradhaines3142]

@@connorstrothman7287 TIME

[@daltonbrink9924]

FICK DICH!!!

[@johnaustin5677]

I never though I would subscribe to a tool review channel, but it seems you have the market cornered when it comes to making tools, motors, and injection moldings hilarious. Tool Comedy? Lol!

[@lemuelseale1640]

John Austin tim allen started it, this man por-fected it!

[@Emperor_of_all_Badgers]

"Thought" sorry

[@achilleaustin4477]

Hey grandpa

[@NinoZachetti]

Found yourself a new tool for unboxings

[@doorguner01]

NinoZachetti For sure!

[@ferdis7]

Mans letter opener

[@BMRStudio]

Brilliant:)

[@toddlaplanteVT85]

Oh Fuch Yeah!

[@MoouuS]

HECK YEAHHHHHHHH!

[@RadioactivePretzels]

You must post a pumpkin carving video with this tool!

[@timinarkansas]

I was thinking turkey carving

[@BenQuigley]

YES

[@fryloc359]

Interesting this popped up in my feed... in October.

[@Thelawncarenut]

I wonder if they have a matching weed whacker and blower.

[@andrewut7ya511]

I just found your channel cus i liked your name, thats awesome, im an irrigation nut myself

[@hunterthomas6177]

Hahaha the excitement in his voice in the last 5 minutes was classic. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@Nono-hk3is]

I don't need it but I want it.

[@majorgreig1]

I want one it's so cute. Awww

[@jimskelton7078]

The Stoned Videogame Nerd GEARS OF WAR!

[@ZONIAN955]

I both need one "and" want one !! Ohhh the agony pain of wanting !!

[@mallow173]

F'n EH!! Still tryin to contemplate a use for it but i hear ya!

[@greatnortherntroll6841]

No no When the WANT becomes big enough, it will undergo metamorphosis, and emerge from its mental petcolation as a fully formed NEED! I've seen it with my own two eyes!

[@funkyzero]

I get great joy knowing I'm using youtube bandwidth free of ads and at their expense, and AvE is getting 100% of the money from Patreon for his efforts. I've just about had it with youtube and their shenanigans

[@f650gsnj]

Hey Farva, whats the name of that place the stuff on the walls?

[@ProfessorDantheScienceMan]

Shenanigans

[@InsanoBinLooney]

(hands the chief his service pistol)

[@benm5913]

This thread made me happy.

[@Qardo]

Really Google got scared by asshats that run the ads. The asshats claiming to take money away from ads and go elsewhere. As they don't like people who try to be themselves and their colorful language. So in turn censorship. Yet these ad company asshats have no problem put ads on old TV with liberal asshats and hate. Plus other rich asshats telling how the Majority should live and speak. Really double-standard. I'd say Google should have gave the finger. Just start deleting searches for these ad companies. Show them who has the real power in this world. At least I would.

[@Sir_Leelord]

"this little hungarian freulein is a little tighter than she looks" HAHAHAHAHA

[@captaingoldbeered803]

I’m starting to think this guy’s vocabulary is endless lol.

[@tomf3150]

Fraulein.

[@Narcan885]

Imagine saying that joke about any other ethnicity....

[@whothoughtthiswasagoodidea]

@@Narcan885 What do you mean? What would be the difference?

[@Around_blax_dont_relax]

@@Narcan885 this has nothing to do with race and everything to do with vagina....

[@stoneyswolf]

I'd love to take one to Outback. Don't bother with the steak knife I brought my own.

[@DJmachine1O1]

Aniquin lmao.

[@nichevo1]

Like buttah.

[@SteveisTall]

I'm gonna say it: One of, if not the, best BOLTR vids you have ever done. Two stumpy nubs for thumbs up from me. I'm going to rank it 2nd all time to the vid that got me started. Manly Man Skills - Lawnmower blade sharpening.

[@masrock10]

Commenting to say I agree End comment

[@snalliii]

One of the best for sure. Then ending was... well, in AvE's language: especiale.

[@reaper1874]

My Top 3. The Hitachi Vibrator, The Juicero and this one.

[@SteveisTall]

Man, having a blonde day today. I was just thinking to myself, this vid was a week ago, why are people commenting now?

[@BigIronFab]

Steve James We kinda got the ole cock tease routine. The vijeo done what got removed two or three or ten times before we actually got er.

[@LucasGarrow]

*frantically clicks to watch before it gets removed by user*

[@patrickderp1044]

thats how I feel about wikileaks

[@nicewhenearnedrudemostlyel489]

real, downloader. you're welcome. use it for good, and it won't be a problem.

[@Jigatree]

He explained that was something to do with testing the youtube algorithms and having a week delay on his youtube videos. Can't remember the exact details

[@cymeriandesigns]

I love the Billy Mays impression toward the end: "IT ACTUALLY CUTS STUFF!!!"

[@exoc1]

Damn you AvE! I just had to buy this. I have no use for it, but now I'm a owner of one... 😁

[@ED-es2qv]

I want to buy one, but I can’t think of a single use.

[@Donttreadonjohn]

The art vandalay reference got me! Thanks for the morning chuckles, if only I had a use for a tiny chain saw

[@twicebittenthasme5545]

I wonder if that is the George and Jerry reference or the absolutely horrid folk/rock/??? something musician?

[@bosborn1]

Even my wife laughed. Usually she is just annoyed by AvE videos.

[@Donttreadonjohn]

bosborn1 ya my wife too. It’s hard to explain to the other half what’s so damn funny about a set of talkin hands

[@jamesellis5445]

Yes Seinfeld reference...might be Art Garfunkle your thinking of.

[@GeorgeMonet]

Not George and Jerry, George and Elaine. George and Elaine were trying to work out a cover story about how George was helping Elaine with her boyfriend problem.

[@ChrisHightower]

I love that you keep the mistakes and own 'em. Much more enjoyable knowing I'm not the only one who f's up.

[@_GOD_HAND_]

This is hands-down the best tool review I've ever seen

[@francissaffell6853]

BOLTR, you've become my go to for zoning out after work. Love your stuff!

[@ChrisEvans429]

It is awesome a week after he called for folks on the fence of unfollowing, to go ahead and unfollow, instead has added 7k more subscribers. Keep it up man

[@aussiebloke609]

A slip of the tongue isn't uncommon in a trans motel. Or so I've been told...you know... :-D

[@Fireholder1]

♫ There's nothing he can say A Freudian slip of the tongue ♫

[@nickjohnson5291]

few things bring me as much joy as watching AvE geek out over miniaturized power tools. What a time to be alive.

[@markemetcalf]

I've NEVER seen such an in depth evaluation on anything before like your video!!! Great video. Very cool, thanks a lot.

[@zyle2312]

I've literally just ordered one of these thanks to this video! My garden won't know what's hit it!

[@SabretoothBarnacle]

The chain saw was actually developed as a hand powered surgical tool for chopping through bone - sawing down trees came later :)

[@jimg5669]

Stephen (ala QI) taught me it (finger rings, toothed cable) began as a gyno tool for cutting through the pelvic girdle during difficult (duh) deliveries. Never fact checked it as that's just a shade too greusome. 😃

[@kcuhc84]

The chain saw was invented to saw chains.

[@jameskeyes1131]

Stryker in Kazoo, MI, makes bone saws for surgery but they ain't as fun as this baby ! This may be your funniest video yet. You sure had fun in the last 3 minutes.

[@FroggyMosh]

@@jimg5669 I don't blame you. Some mental images you just don't want confirmed.

[@davekimball3610]

Sterling Archer would not approve of the destruction of Top Gun.

[@lukeoforcas]

“Are we doing that now”

[@user-iw1ge5pp3g]

Hollywood, already beat him too it. Top Gun 2 is funded by the Chinese. Self destruction of the original. just sad.

[@TheCodywatkins]

"1D10T camera error" must've had some pixies in sleep mode

[@porklaser]

You got this for opening cardboard boxes didn't you?

[@brandonbenjamin9452]

porklaser ....noooo

[@biguprochester]

Hi folks Billy Ave here with the chainz-all

[@ctdieselnut]

Fun fact, the first chainsaw was about this size, invented and used by surgeons to cut bone! They were hand crank, no batteries required! I believe they now use something similar to a fein oscillating multi tool to cut casts off, and cut bone.

[@ballsdeep420x]

Finally, something to replace home improvement! Thanks buddy!

[@JohnDoe_toetag]

"& you want to be my latex salesman?!" Watching at 4am & it took a while for the 1D10t error to sink in. Doing my part to get you to 100k.

[@nicholashacking381]

It's going on my Christmas list. I've got a green Bosch jigsaw that I bough 30 years ago: it's still going strong.

[@kylebell5424]

Ave has been a hero of mine for a while. The fact that he just saved a marley album sealed the deal

[@wyldbill100]

One of my MOST favorite VIJOs, aVe. SO much fun watching this one. Thanks.

[@PaulsGarage]

Worlds best way to troll people by removing a finger

[@heinoobermeyer7566]

Hi Paul!

[@dewalter3963]

No worry 10 tries and it stops by itself :-)

[@clydeperrine2959]

Who knew something designed to cut tree carcases would give such exitement to our hero AvE. Especially since tree carcses are normally excluded entry into the AvE garage. I love it.

[@MonMalthias]

What do you expect? He's Canadian.

[@katten02]

This is crazy, sitting down listening to someone talking about tools and it’s better then stand up comedy!

[@davidstygler8681]

"gentlemens welcome back to the shop"! Look forward to every new video. Smart man

[@numberpirate]

Wow, someone that knows what a rhotic accent means. I am impressed, you display a wide knowledge base. Good job.

[@form_52]

Welcome to Uncle Bumblefuck's Trans Motel.

[@KGIV]

Sounds just delightful.

[@HelenaOfDetroit]

Hello

[@Adamant_Consternation]

RCR Voice: WHERE IT'S EASIER TO DIG A HOLE THEN RAISE A POLE!

[@HelenaOfDetroit]

Adamant Consternation funny, I said the same thing on a livestream

[@4fourjaw]

It's so good to see so much humour mixed in with engineering. Your awesome, keep it up, from the good old ozzy-trailer down under 😁😁😁👍👍👍

[@tyttuut]

Now they need to shove a little nitro motor in there, for more vroom vroom.

[@ronhochhalter3491]

somebody already did

[@tyttuut]

I saw that, it was pretty cool.

[@manoman0]

Cox Pee Wee?

[@Pythnn]

JohnnyQ90?

[@HardKnocksForge]

Well at least we know what kind of motel you prefer on your worldly travels...

[@zachm8765]

Love the vijeoes. Best two doll hairs I spend a month. And by the way. Bonsai trees beware.

[@mitchelldake7203]

Id like to see more Bosch tool reviews, I've been a fan of their cordless tools for a long time and now that they're trying to compete a little it would be great to see what they come up with

[@MF-le7fp]

Great video! "Camera error" reminded me of my days working in the sales call center of a well known ISP back in the mid 1990s. Back when we were sending out CDs to connect customers using 28.8K dial up modems to the Net. Our technical support group's cubicles were adjacent to ours, so later in the evenings, I could usually hear a couple of the tech guys' conversations with customers calling in, that needed help. One particular evening, I hear our tech answer a call with his usual overly polite greeting, then proceed to ask the customer what the nature of their problem was. There was silence for about 30 seconds, then I hear the tech cheerfully respond with a rapid "Oh yes ma'am, I can absolutely help you with that! It's a fairly common issue we see quite often, usually associated with an "iD-10-T error" on the user side of the dialer." Of course the customer was oblivious to this comment, but I too, sat there contemplating exactly what that particular issue was, because I was in sales support, and thought I had a relatively good grasp of the technical side of our business. A couple days later I see the tech standing outside on a smoke break, and I ask him what the hell an iD-10-T error is, and why I wasn't made aware of it since it's such a "common issue." He starts laughing and says "Oh sh*t, you heard that!? Ok, hold out your hand." As I held it out, he took out an ink pen and wrote ID10T onto my palm. I died laughing 😂

[@klarahfenderson1374]

Heh, I was Support back in those days. I regularly told the customer to throw away the disk and manually set them up in Outlook Express. (Some executive DipShit decided for some reason to do an in-house email client. It sucked donkey ass, and not in a good way.) Besides ID-10t errors, there were also a lot of PEBCAK errors -- we were trying to leech off of AOL's "stick dat random shiny disk what I done got in da mail inta muh com-poot-r cause it done said internets, and I want them there internets on muh com-poot-r LOL" customer base and it showed in the support calls. Then they outsourced to India and promptly faded out of existence. When your customer base is the low hanging fruit of end users, they're not the sort to rightly take ta talkin' to no god-damned furriners what done don't speak good MERIKAN english with one of them there furrin accents.

[@BergRD]

It's like a baby gar in your hand!

[@jeremy499]

Smart thumb detector? Where in the hell am I sposed to find a smart thumb?

[@InsideAlan]

Jeremy that's what the detectors for stooopid!

[@SnowblindOtter]

Anywhere but the US?

[@robdeskrd]

@@SnowblindOtter I have you know my thumbs once got an A- on a spelling test in 3rd grade and I'm an Amariken

[@WhatUpTKHere]

I have a copy of Take My Breath Away on vinyl that I now need to protect from Canadians with tiny chainsaws.

[@MrJest2]

Brought here by a random comment on a message board; astounded by the technical knowledge you impart in such a "folksy" manner. Subscribed. :-)

[@VillainTricks]

Really digging that low tech picture in picture you've got going on there.

[@m2pt5]

You should check out the Black & Decker LP1000 Alligator Lopper, because it's CHAINSAW SCISSORS!

[@Pro1er]

I have one and it is my favorite backyard tool.

[@originaLkomatoast]

I have one and it's a great tool.

[@TheBrookmeister]

I've no idea why I'm subscribed to this channel but it's highly entertaining

[@sirtomodon]

Your delight in this tool, is a delight.

[@lukereed3415]

"Kenny Loggins... you suck." killed me

[@OutOfNamesToChoose]

I want to see AvE make a phallic ice sculpture with it.

[@daanwilmer]

And of course the material should be secured in a vice...

[@jordanniagara3131]

I stumbled across this during my first night of sleeping pill withdrawal, and it was awesome!

[@plantguy1880]

Ave thank you baby jeebus that you went full infomercial st the end lol. It was great keep up the awesome videos!

[@microbuilder]

1:38 exactly how it goes when I'm trying to take off a bra.

[@TheTaylorhorton]

microbuilder bra-removing is a subtle art. I have been blessed enough to learn it 3 years into my marriage.

[@llorttaf]

Try turning it around your body so the hooks are at the front. You can see what you're doing then.

[@rogueguineapig]

Look, if you can't get the hang of it, you don't have to wear one. No judgement here man.

[@microbuilder]

But...I look so good!

[@joshosborn4832]

microbuilder a

[@htomerif]

I came here from Wranglestar's review of the same tool to remind myself on how to correctly review a tool. Just out of curiosity, how long before you think you pass him by in subscribership? 3 months? 2?

[@jensdavidsen4557]

same here - wranglerstar "knew" the tool was garbage before he even touched it - he's got some next-level bias.

[@namhu1435]

wranglerstar spends more time on his clickbait title than he does the video content.

[@fryloc359]

How can WS have more subs?

[@Professional_Youtube_Commenter]

@@jensdavidsen4557 he, he shat on this product so much saying how bad it is. How a jigsaw is better it's. It has a different purpose. a jigsaw and a reciprocating saw blade goes in and out, so the work object so the tool has to be held onto the object tightly. This chainsaw just runs in one direction so it doesn't have a push, just a pool. A jigsaw cant cut into object longer than the blade itself, this mini chaincase can. This tools is better suited for cutting/pruning shrub branches.

[@codyblea3638]

@@Professional_KZbin_Commenter as someone that does residential tree work. I'd rather use snips or a arborist saw for on the ground pruning. If you positively could not work a hand saw in a spot, this might work.

[@ve2zzz]

I never saw AvE having so much fun !!!! Gentlemen ??? We are all kids. The only difference between younger and grownups is the price of our toys !

[@williamhill406]

Alright, alright, you convinced me, I have to have one! Better than a Ginsu! This could definitely be my new go to tool for cutting open my Pepsi's, slicing tomatoes and cutting nail's..

[@rbrtkayser]

Ha, that 1D10T error had me laughing pretty good.

[@CarterColeisInfamous]

this needs to be on a battle bot

[@scootergeorge9576]

Tombstone would kick its butt... : D

[@4wdsome444]

AvE I do believe because of this video I bought one the other day the box said and I quote "not a killing machine"

[@rebellaxbro]

This is the exact reason why I watch this channel religiously.

[@eamonmulvihill6186]

bro where the hell did this dude come from, I LOVE IT LMAO just earned a sub my friend, you channel embodies what youtube should be.

[@slckb0y65]

i've found my new glock attachment !

[@mickward2775]

This tiny saw is one of AvE's favorite thing

[@j.madone7819]

Art Vandalay! Seinfeld reference. Absolutely golden stuff right there.

[@MegaRocketPenguin]

As a Hungarian, I approve of this video.

[@cekurtz02]

Lana, LANA, LAAAAANAAAAAA...... Danger Zone...

[@OutOfNamesToChoose]

This looks like a tool that Kreiger would use to lop off body parts as part of making the ultimate secret sex bot from the bodies of baddies.

[@emmettmartin2639]

OutOfNamesToChoose oooooooooooh baby the alliteration on that!

[@Nebelwerfer210cm]

At first I was worried he was going to cut up the T-Swift CD. Glad he didn't. Shows he has good taste.

[@devinmcgraw8811]

I really enjoy your videos. By far the funniest and most informative! Touche' sir

[@baronvonlimbourgh1716]

Bosch makes good tools. This thing is hillarious though.

[@cmb1972]

Excellent for a budget chainsaw massacre!

[@lorenzo42p]

babies and small aminals

[@FireAngelOfLondon]

An acquaintance of mine has the 18v version, though he says he hardly uses it. I tried to persuade him that giving it to me would be a good idea but for some reason he didn't go for it. I doubt I would use it much either, but hell it's a miniature chainsaw! Highly desirable and tempting even for those with no use proper for it.

[@maxst2]

You're enthusiasm for this was very much entertaining.

[@SinsBird]

That motor is very common in cheap cordless drills, it does not have a real voltage rating, same motor is used for all tools ranging from 7.2V to 18V, could be more. The only custom part is that sleeve. Cost up to $10 on ebay.

[@Nermash]

Hello from Bosnia. Mind if I say that you overpaid those dvds :)

[@Simon_W74]

They are cheaper than they were, in 97/98 when I was out the serving with British Army. Wonderful Country.

[@VivazHD720P]

Hey zemo kako si

[@GlennnD]

Bosnia is amazing! Really loved it when I was traveling there!

[@Needalex]

Mind if i say if you compare bosnia salary and canada salary he still paid it 2 times cheaper than you :p

[@Zsigmond24]

Hi AvE ! Great video.I've been watching your videos for a long time. By the way, I live in Hungary.Keep up the good work.

[@joshuaadrian8225]

😂😂😂favourite tool channel.. funny and thorough

[@alabama7636]

When he got out the popsicle sticks and styrofoam I thought I was watching a infomercial.😂😂😂😂 I slices it dices but does it choooch?

[@Doughiemantoo]

Mass-a-chooch-it

[@rodfrey]

Using the motor as a heatsink. It's pure genius, I'm jealous I didn't think of it.

[@kurokumo4977]

that's pretty sweet. " engage your safety squints" lmao

[@danwood1121]

I'd love to see someone make a tiny chainsaw that looks like the real one with this.

[@hichrisperry]

Lost my shit with the popsicle sticks

[@lorenzo42p]

if only it has a metal cutting blade..

[@chexstix]

Six! Count 'em, six! Priceless!

[@b.a.lineman7582]

Yes... and the FIRE brick. Not a masonry brick👍 ... silicosis man😬

[@forgedeath]

"Whittling.... I mean whittling...COME ON!! You need a POWER TOOL for that!!" Lmao!

[@joeytrudeau5819]

What an awesome little doo dad!!!!! Joey Trudeau I have a lot of little stuff around the house that this would work perfectly for!!!

[@Kewonerdk]

“Engage your safety squint” 😂

[@MichaelMacGyver]

AvE lives in The Danger Zone!

[@billythebake]

Michael MacGyver AvE *IS* the DANGER ZONE

[@aaronjay4896]

4:39. Great Seinfeld reference!

[@nicknewell23]

he is also an architect

[@woytowichb]

Latex and latex related goods

[@cicibradley2809]

Thanksgiving bird carver.

[@hlonghi]

Cici Bradley underated comment here...

[@stevemiller6776]

This makes me happy!

[@theOriginalskillr]

Oh to be a fly on the wall you you finally snap

[@Allurade]

Thanks AVE, I needed something to trim a *BONSAI FOREST!*

[@FailureToFire]

perfect for carving those damn pumpkins for Halloween, Turkeys on Thanksgiving, Hams on Christmas