BOLTR: Theragun

[@EvilChuckie]

"Serviceability" of a Used Hand-grenade

[@chris101ward]

Similar to the serviceability of burnt gunpowder, or harbor freight tools.

[@kkuhn]

@@chris101ward The local Horror Fright is the best place to buy your warranty-free "personal toys"

[@1nvisible1]

*Haha, love what you did. Every KZbinr has a Theragun this week but you ripped yours apart and called them out on the shoddy build!* *Maybe the hollow shaft is to reduce unsprung weight or rotational inertia for high RPM so you're not jackhammering yourself to death or preventing the shaft from changing directions fast enough.*

[@txm100]

@@1nvisible1 Every KZbinr? Really? Who? Not on my carefully crafted subscriptions :)

[@randybobandy9828]

@@kkuhn no need for a pesky warranty

[@eliotmansfield]

waiter: would you like smell the wine sir? ave: I didn’t bring my soldering iron

[@Adamsadventures83]

They gave you the solid shaft when you paid for it

[@pegtooth2006]

Touché 😂😂😂

[@davidurdahl6656]

Lube not included....

[@patrickjordan2233]

@@davidurdahl6656 lube's $325 extra? Which is a mixture of whipped cream and cayenne pepper... Just for 'That Fine Lasting Afterglow'....))

[@testboga5991]

The comment that broke KZbin

[@robertrishel3685]

😂😂😂👍

[@KraggHC]

"I don't know why it would need bluetooth support..." Chaturbate: *THE FUTURE IS NOW, OLD MAN*

[@frankcarter8399]

I totally forgot about those things! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@notsure1502]

"Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well"

[@soranuareane]

I'd worry about someone hacking it. There was a guy who did a serious security investigation about butt-plugs and came to some rather terrifying conclusions. Although the talk started with some tongue-in-cheek jokes, it very quickly turned serious and the viewers were made to have concern for the people who use the devices, as a hacker could do such dangerous things as rewrite the BMS firmware and overheat the battery *while the thing is in use*. I caution any performer against using any kind of wireless-enabled device.

[@Armadurapersonal]

AVE is too pure to know about such things

[@John-wk2fd]

@@soranuareane I'd love to read about that as it sounds like the most hilarious news I will hear all year. Got a link?

[@pileofstuff]

Prediction: the DIY version is a sawzall with a racquetball securely fastened to the business end using HPHT .

[@norezenable]

Sprinkle some glitter on it and you can sell it for $1000.

[@arglebargle508]

There are people way ahead of y'all just google jigsaw massage adapter

[@mikeherald6014]

been done, its called the" billy goat". let your imagination guide you why.

[@fattox4189]

Why not just with some 2 pack epoxy

[@relik0fages]

The DIY sawzall has been around for years. I remember watching a video when I was a wee lad.

[@claterpillar1]

Hope it goes back together, or it'll be a $1,600 unit.

[@sarunasbriedis]

Ave has to hurry. Cant leave it too long on a healing bench...

[@idea999]

He said it’s bruising his wife. That’s probably why he was able to take it apart.

[@evilcanofdrpepper]

Nah he just needs to get a sawzall or maybe even a sturdy little jig saw, an extension cord and build an attachment for the Theragun tips. that will cost $60 and a day of work. totals under $200. Is anyone else reading it as the-ray-gun?

[@SparkY0]

On the plus side, the $1600 version comes with 3 and a half batteries.

[@claterpillar1]

@@SparkY0 oh yeah, and a parts machine too. If wife is happy, it's a win.

[@adamgalloway7871]

no gloves when tearing down a schmoo filled engine, wears gloves in all videos where the tool can double as a womans best friend.

[@1hunglow582]

Maybe he's scared it was preused

[@abpsd73]

Don't want the Brazilian variant getting down around the nether regions, do we.

[@JonnyRocketfuel]

#hygiene

[@recurvestickerdragon]

Priorities in order

[@Alexander_l322]

@@1hunglow582 well they have to be tested before being shipped, right?

[@Ademan555]

"The wife likes it" *Proceeds to tear it to pieces*

[@drush406]

Thats what ya do when lil mama likes it....tear it to pieces!!!

[@pianomail]

"sorry hunny bun, I think she's permanently out of commission"

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

I think Dr. Freud would file it under jealousy, with a hint of penis envy lol

[@sudazima]

best take out the competition early!

[@placebomandingo2095]

When he got to the battery hacking I felt bad for Mrs Ave. I hope he bought two..

[@daaara]

Pal, you successfully touch people and make them feel better in the most misanthropic way possible: through youtube videos. You never have to meet us, we never have to meet you - and yet somehow, you're still making people happier.

[@timesthree5757]

No matter how I read it. It just feels dirty.

[@RealHurdle69]

"oh no, oh god oh fuck oh shit he did a video on it" - Theragun corporate

[@ikon8275]

Lol, AVE doesn't play around they know they're f*** now...lol

[@davedangerous]

To quote a well renown character of the cartoon kind. "D'oh"

[@HitLeftistsWithHammers]

It'll still sell great in Cali

[@PowderMill]

@@HitLeftistsWithHammers 😷 Kalifornistan is sooo Anti-Gun.... Ban all guns EXCEPT the Dingus Tickling Gun. 😆😂🤣

[@spvillano]

@@PowderMill I have a gun and know how to grease my car with it! Whereinhell are the grease fittings?! Lfetime lubrication, when the lubrication fails, the part's life is over.

[@willyjilly9684]

Its 11:45 and I'm watching a guy dismantle a $800 drilldo...

[@1hunglow582]

Yup he finally posted n the jokes don't stop

[@okienative4785]

Should watch the one where he mods the wand personal massager to cordless with USB port for charging

[@1hunglow582]

@@okienative4785 oh shittt got one for after this vid thanks! Have a good afternoon!

[@bensmith4563]

That's about what Tim I started watching it

[@bobpitt1261]

Winner!

[@sergarlantyrell7847]

In defence of the hollow shaft... We'll often spec them for aircraft components to save weight, and seeing as that's a reciprocating part, as long as it's designed to cope with any expected load, it will put less stress on the rest of the contraption and require a smaller counterweight to balance the rotation, further lowering the weight to the user.

[@keithklassen5320]

That was my first thought.

[@ChrisVincent0]

AvE: "It ain't skookum!" Mrs. AvE: "But it chooches!"

[@lucidnonsense942]

@Scumfuck McDoucheface you were so close... "Chooches in the Cooches"

[@thePavuk]

this made me laugh.

[@jcpahman77]

Now that's the chooch for her chatch

[@thePavuk]

Needs a lot of schmoo.

[@aquilesmasdmd]

Baby doll is gonna be pissed when she sees what you did to her new man.

[@umajunkcollector]

She's still pissed about her Dyson hair dryer!

[@stonent]

-sob- "Look what they did to my boy!" -sob-

[@TheSdzisuaf]

@@umajunkcollector Nahh she still tries to reassemble kitchen aid.

[@zerohero6602]

I legit lol

[@gkor4871]

I love this guy. He is freaking hilarious and knows his shit.

[@EitriBrokkr]

In the next episode: Ave attaches phallic shaped massaging end effector, known for its unmatched messaging abilities, to the end of Milwaukee reciprocating wood butchery device. Affectionately naming the creation a Massage-All.

[@jeremyhanna3852]

Read my mind and only 120$ us

[@briandolbec37]

My thoughts too!!!! although the ergonomics are not good for self use... would require a partner. however a cordless jigsaw would better fit the ergonomics for self gratification and still be better quality at a fraction of the price,

[@denisrhodes54]

use junior’s cnc “safety” probe

[@evilcanofdrpepper]

yes yes yes! this is amazing! or the Mrs. saws-all

[@upnorth1321]

Deadblow Mer attachment

[@summitlt]

Not seeing the $800, good for them for making 3584% profit lol.

[@wyattroncin941]

it's a "medical" device, that's a small markup.

[@taylorbokshowan5713]

You likely have no idea how manufacturing or distribution works

[@wyatt639]

@@taylorbokshowan5713 lmao it's a joke tard brain

[@wyattroncin941]

@@taylorbokshowan5713 no, just a 2 year course on manufacturing. this is a jigsaw in a fancy suit. you couldn't make it actually cost 800 dollars of you only made 2 of the damn things and plated them both in gold.

[@garethevans9789]

Yet the attachment to screw you is sold separately.😅

[@ApolloTheDerg]

Time to get the sawzall with the “silicone sculpture” out.

[@paddington1670]

moar chooch!

[@ORLY21]

Didn't they use that gag in the first Naked Gun movie?

[@westhompson9111]

@@ORLY21 I think it's from Top Secret

[@jayb3289]

They use that gag all the time on pornhub

[@ORLY21]

@@westhompson9111 That was the Anal Intruder, with the included fist attachment.

[@herbderbler1585]

"She loves the jeezless thing." Hope you can get it put back together right or that you have a really comfy couch.

[@Senkino5o]

That's probably the White couch with the moly stain.

[@johndias6614]

"I don't like to be touched". I think you've already been "touched"... bless your heart.

[@H3xx99]

"I Mainly just make people feel pissed off." I wasn't expecting to be described in this video...

[@chukzombi]

better to be pissed off than pissed on.

[@colinpye1430]

@@chukzombi …unless you’re into that kind of thing…

[@rockerpat1085]

Same here!!! Been Pissing People Off Since 1969!!!!

[@Craigthemoose]

Suddenly millions of men are waiting to see AVE and his homebrew solid shaft.

[@dacian.dan.13]

Structurally flimsy, hollow on the inside, and wrapped in fancy outer layers to overinflate its perceived value. This thing is a spitting image of the people who decided to market it for $800.

[@Maverickoulos]

You just described the whole current car market. Hai noroc :)

[@ttttiiiieeeessss]

Sounds like my dating history

[@AaronM1911]

I thought it was 1/2" drive there for a minute.

[@truedox]

Same here. For a moment I thought, is there some practical use for linearly gyrating a socket?

[@Hellsong89]

Well, i'm fairly certain that is least similar in that regard, just not standard 1/2 drive. Michael "is there some practical use for linearly gyrating"... dildo....swappable end peace, that can be sold different shapes including dildo, but due it being their own drive end, customers are forced to buy from them... unless you are not A. idiot who bought this in the first place B. crippled, not being able to use your hands to fabricate square hole into plastic with a indent and then what ever shape you want to that.

[@daronbyerley5211]

same lol

[@dwaynezilla]

Whose hoo-ha ISN'T craving an ugga dugga or two?

[@vespadano1979]

I’be desperately needed this thing for 30 years. I’ve had half a dozen other massage guns and they all bog down when I push as hard as I need to. This one is so powerful that I physically can’t bog it down.

[@wayne-oo]

The bluetooth is there to warn the user when the spouse is near !

[@peterlarson5225]

But it has the blue highlight! what do you mean it’s not worth $800? -marketing department

[@overheardatthepub1238]

Those tight gloves are putting me in that uncomfy valley something awful.

[@quackerzdb]

AvE just got a deep tan

[@boxingfan2281]

AVEs been sleeping in the coal bunker since stripping down the wife’s favourite toy.

[@andykay4554]

How is this comment 4 days old when the vijeo came out 35 min ago?

[@mojo6524]

@@andykay4554 patron's get first views

[@silverlunas]

Gotta protect yourself while touching such questionable items

[@blink11101]

This is why I appreciate your channel. You and EEVblog are top tier channels when it comes to teardowns and proper humor.

[@gedion4000]

My sister is a physical therapist. She hates it when i introduce her as a massogynist lol

[@paulthorwesten7377]

Criminally underrated

[@juststeve5542]

You have weird dough mixers in the colonies. Next episode - how to straighten a pin punch.

[@PostalTwinkie]

AvE: World's first "Hand Tool Sommelier!" "Far more waxy, it doesn't smell like straight sewer pipe." - On the Theragun, 2020 vintage.

[@smithwesson629]

Made a few - indeed exquisite nice and functional holsters (!) for a SIG P210-6 and a Smith&Wesson 629 - with sewer pipe plastics - Do Not underestimate the Power(and good smell) of Thermal Plastics!

[@krystal_vector5412]

It's likely a PA/PP blend given that PP and HD/LDPE both have a waxy/paraffin smell when burned. From one Polymer Sommelier to another~

[@chris101ward]

My wife calls her personal masager John Redcorn. She says he works wonders treating her chronic headaches.

[@chucklebutt4470]

I'm not a historian of "King of the Hill" but I wonder if Dale acts that way around everyone but there's an agreement in place for John and Nancy AND Dale. This theory doesn't quite work for a lot of reasons but I would think it would be funny if Dale acted like that just so he could laugh at them. *shrugs*

[@leeroyholloway4277]

Watching this thing come apart begs the question of the 21st century: "Why does everything have to suck?"

[@notsure1502]

Because a fool and his money are soon departed

[@truthspace5525]

It's like a model. You start with a beautiful women, and then you just keep shedding weight off her until shes nothing but a frail, hollowed out woman with beautiful clothes on. The clothes are made in some third world shit hole, because you won't really use them that often.

[@bradkerr2798]

Because the vast majority of consumers are gullible, advertising is a psychological science and faceless investor lead corporations need continual and unsustainable growth? Or I could be mistaken.

[@clawrence034]

Capitalism

[@dacian.dan.13]

Because most men don't fix things on the regular anymore, therefore most tools don't need to be built with lasting quality in mind. Take your ever-growing population of condo schmucks with zero practical every-day skills, how often does one of them have to fix things around the house? Screw that, call a handyman, pay the $200, go back to Netflix/Facebook. Companies figured this out in the 90s and 00s, at the same time they figured out that those bulletproof freaking war machine grade tools they were churning out in the 50s-70s were going to last the average homeowner a lifetime. If it don't break you don't sell, if you don't sell you don't eat. Simple. I have a Black&Decker corded drill that used to be my uncle's. He drilled enough holes with that thing to be the carpentry equivalent of Peter North and Ron Jeremy combined. It's beat up to shit externally, but guess what? - cord is fine - stress relief boot is fine - chuck is fuckin' AAA+ - torque is still good - motor still kicks in like a mule - it still puts holes in brick, concrete, steel, and masonry like nobody's business. It's fifty fucken years old. FIFTY! And it just works! Black&Decker had my uncle as a customer ONCE in his life. No wonder greedy corporate pricks turned everything into low cost chinesium garbage. If a working man used to make a drill last a whole lifetime, today's pecker slapper condo dwellers can probably pass a good drill four generations into the future.

[@Ka99999990]

It's be interesting to see the teardown of a $80 version of one of these. Same concept, just lighter build and cheaper. But some of the copies have a nicer mold than the Theragun

[@MtnBadger]

My wife got me an inexpensive version of one of these for Christmas. It functions, is. The pressure with which you push makes it change and do weird stuff because the "thumpinator" in the thing just doesn't have enough oomph to fight back. Is it intentionally "pressure regulated?" The manufacturer might try to say so but, no. It has 5 intensity levels and I often stay on the lower two and, depending upon the angle at which you push down on the end ,as in holding the machine sideways and pushing the working end into your muscle, the more consistent the "thump" and less likely it is to "freak out" and loose its chooch (what'd'ya want for about 1/20th of the price?). Would I recommend one? Maybe the $79 one would give a little more consistent/predictable/functionality but, the really cheap ones... They're OK, as long as you expect what you're going to get. A weaker motor with less control-ability and something you have to "work with" to get close to the desired results. In other words, the thing works at a base level of the definition "works." If that's all you can afford, "it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick." As my dear old ma used to say. "A dull stick, may be OK. " If you got it, buy the $80 unit and pray.

[@JohnSmith-yx8kf]

I got the cheaper verison (Elite, not the Pro) after buying a $90 Amazon Special. The Amazon Special was more of a vibrator than an impact tool, never got deep enough into the muscle to actually do anything useful, and rattled itself to pieces within a couple of months of use. I took it apart, lubed it, epoxied the bits that had fallen off, and i use it as a backup. The Theragun has been great so far. Far more power, less rattle, etc. I do worry about the fact they give you zero option to maintain it yourself, especially on something that is obviously at some point going to need lubrication, but i think it was worth the money overall.

[@KACPER050599]

4R7 is 4.7uH inductor, weird markings I know. CC2541 is a Texas Instruments Bluetooth SOC

[@uploadJ]

4.7 uH is a virtually useless amount of inductance in a motor .. more likely it is a 4.7 Ohm power resistor ... besides, it doesn't LOOK like a normal uH sized inductor.

[@saysbadman]

That “shaft” reminds me of tube steel foldable lawn chairs past.

[@Fanta....]

Nah, its the tube from door knob inserts

[@bluebloodNicholas]

Tbf the shaft is probably a tube to keep it light, that thing oscillates an awful lot and the added weight of a solid metal tube could through it off a bunch. But it was most likely to be cheap

[@pjshapiromusic]

The home brew version is going to result in this: "Our surgeons did what they could, but it took them two hours just to get the smile off his face." Guaranteed.

[@agailparsons]

You friend, are a person of culture! One of my favorite movies.

[@ancient_hulk]

Damn 220 volt

[@teaurn]

I seem to recall something about not being able to get the coffin lid nailed down, but I'm damned if I can remember where that's from... 🤦‍♂️😜

[@agatablacha6602]

literally no better product reviews. Actually know what you're buying. been a followed for a long time, keep it up man. you have alot of knowledge that i love listening to!

[@romyaz1713]

"Ridley Scott alien abortion motif" cracked through my depression )) thank you sir

[@TheSpeenort]

Putting an inordinately high price on something is, itself, a sales technique.

[@jman2432]

A Giffen good is a low income, non-luxury product for which demand increases as the price increases and vice versa. A Giffen good has an upward-sloping demand curve which is contrary to the fundamental laws of demand which are based on a downward sloping demand curve.

[@siddharthhasavimath8307]

One word , Apple

[@sebykos]

@@siddharthhasavimath8307 or Zepter

[@angelslovodan647]

Air Jordans

[@bazabal1]

Insert a John Redcorn joke about migraines

[@kushkiller7108]

Glad I wasnt the only one waiting and then got disappointed when he didnt.

[@paulog8813]

The wife loved so much the “therapeutic” properties of the device, that faster than a lightning bolt our friend using gloves (a first) dismantled the device to a point of no return!!!!! I would do the same. We don’t like competition!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mrshelley87]

“Thick ropey scent”... you sir are a poet

[@BetterBiomedChannel]

The reciprocating mass of a solid shaft would make the contraption difficult to use because they couldn't offset the vibration. Anyone who's used a reciprocating saw for a half hour can relate.

[@Panzerschrecktheband]

Sawzall with a tennisball on the end minus the toofers boom done

[@AA-zv6yo]

You use a tennis ball at the end? Huh.

[@jeffelder942]

Thinking hammer drill or chisel if you don't mind a cord

[@robertheger9048]

I have a peeled banana attachment from an older unit that burned out

[@mrwaffles1394]

Looks like something a “paranormal investigator” would use.

[@dcx45]

@@lostalone9320 That age? LOL She's in London now.

[@rfmonkey4942]

"paranormal flange"

[@kb9oak749]

"You got a beefy little unit!" That's what she said.

[@colinklang]

These have been popping up like weeds demanding a premium price tag. Somebody is laughing all the way to the bank.

[@fishy3293]

Have the cheap eBay knock off version. Can't kill the thing and probably same quality components.

[@TCreatorO]

I think the hollow shaft is for weight reduction, to keep the tool better balanced, since I see a bunch of counterweight material in the areas that move in a circular motion. Unless you use magnesium to make the rod, which would also make it convenient when trying to start a fire while camping 😎👍🏼

[@ORLY21]

Heragun, Theragun, everywhere a gungun.

[@jaredanthony8070]

The world the dems are scared of😂

[@mzflighter6905]

Better gun than Therac

[@braadress]

After a few years of Ave I now actually understand about 90% of "Avish"

[@Lino1259]

Back in my days we used to curate a wiki

[@evanguarr9678]

The CC2541 you pointed out is a BT chip... you're spot on with your theory. Just pulling the wank off their website: "The Therabody app integrates with Apple Health and Google Fit, learning from your behaviors to suggest guided routines that can be sent to your device via Bluetooth®." Dunno whether you've got the newest one or whether it's always had the features but I can see this also being a case of having one BOM and multiple tiers/versions of software. Hardware was ready before the software, now they get to sell the "new version" with just an app update/firmware flash.

[@eliadbu]

for me it looks like an excuse to collect more data on you and sell it to some 3rd party, making more revenue.

[@assassinlexx1993]

It can talk the the mother ship to tell it is used at 2 in morning.

[@splynncryth]

so, to mine data to sell to insurance companies :P

[@mj-1809]

@Ave A lot of people don’t understand how this works. They think it’s a massager but that’s just the term used so that all of the other people that don’t understand anatomy and physiology can grasp what this does. When you have a “knot“ under the skin in your muscles, you have soreness from working out, or your muscles are tight… There’s several things that have occurred. One of them, which is one of the primary causes, is lactic acid buildup. This is in addition to other things but for layman‘s terms we’re going to keep it simple. You could knead and massage the area yourself, but your hands get tired very quickly and are only so effective. Since the fastest way to move things inside the body is by using blood, that is what this device relies on essentially. When a percussion occurs repeatedly impacting the skin, on a subcutaneous level it draws blood to the area. That’s one of the reasons why the area where you use may turn slightly red. It’s blood rushing to the area, and by doing this your body also draws the blood away afterwards and with it the lactic acid among other things. This helps to remove some of the lactic acid and help the body to expedite reducing inflammation, and removing things that are causing the pain/tension/knots, etc. So in the case of this device: it’s not just a massager, it actually has a significant physiological benefit. There’s a reason it’s popular, and devices like this. And it’s not just because it’s hype. Devices like this have been used for years and years, especially by chiropractors, physical therapists, massage therapists, etc. But only in the past few years has a personalized, small, handheld device for a personal use become available. And that is what makes this so popular because it is not only effective, but portable and for personal use.

[@thegakatac]

Only comedian that can handle his tool and sniff burned plastic while not getting thrown out of the venue. Bravo

[@tomwilliams8675]

Looks to me Ave just drawn and quartered his competition😄

[@invujerry]

BRO the SM joke had me DYING.

[@OutInLeftField2]

Me too. I’d never heard that before and I almost spit coffee on my screen.

[@deanrobert8674]

The poor man in the row boat is Gunna end up with concussion ?

[@samp3087]

Man in the canoe

[@jservice6594]

@@samp3087 not my wife.

[@trevorjarvis3050]

@@jservice6594 lmfao!

[@Orzorn]

We've finally gotten to the point where he's straight just huffing the plastics. What has taking apart homegamer trash done to you!?

[@BTKVENOM43]

Lol....The Ra Gun....had me already 16 seconds in. BTW I was recommended one of these a little over a year ago for my back, I have a T7,T8,T9 compression fracture, and it does help...I also used it when I tore my achilles to loosen the muscles when I rehabbed...it works...looks funny how could it not be a joke, but it does what it’s ment to do. Sadly seeing how it’s constructed is mind blowing.

[@davidcovington901]

Valentine's Day weekend - disassemble wifey's favorite personal tool and make fun of it to strangers for 20 minutes. Or does Canada even have a Valentine's Day?

[@stuartd9741]

Probably cancelled due to ocvid... 🤷.

[@davidcovington901]

@@stuartd9741 Oh no it mutated again @#!

[@paxbillton1042]

The counter weight has some serious mass with that hollow shaft, I can imagine it would have to be embiggened to a good degree with a solid shaft

[@stuartd9741]

I think a solid shaft would be too heavy plus the mass of said shaft would probably wallerd out the guide/bearing oval in time. By having a hollow shaft is lighter duty/wearing...

[@multishit6664]

uhhh.. aluminum? lmao. its all for profit not for function.. a fucking jigsaw with an attachment works far better

[@aerobyrdable]

Agreed. I would counter, though, that AvE's right, here. You definitely wouldn't want a solid shaft here but that thin walled sheet steel shaft screams "cost savings". Personally, I'd have rather seen something with a wall thickness in the 3/32" range.

[@Gkitchens1]

$790 worth of plastic, $10 worth of tool.

[@douglasmayherjr.5733]

Glad to see a new video. They had been pushing these pretty hard on TV. Glad you showed us what makes her chooch. Commentary is top shelf as always, the item has plenty of room for 4th grade humor, which I have not graduated from. Thanks

[@joshtalbott9528]

just stumbled onto your video and it brought back a flood of childhood memories of tearing things apart. I'm looking at a Scubajet for my work but they are stupid expensive. I'd love to see what it looks like on the inside.

[@mantisushi]

I was literally looking at buying one earlier and was seeing ads for it and now this? 100% proof we're in a simulation

[@saml7610]

My friend, the State Commission on a Tangible Reality would like to speak to you. I can guarantee that I am not an AI, and you are NOT living in a simulation. Such accusations are taken very seriously within certain organizations. Please reply to this message in order to initiate bargaining on your continued silence on this matter. Sincerely, the SCTR.

[@dentasla]

Why not an air chisel with a punching glove on the end 😂😂

[@chadsimmons6347]

Or maybe a golf ball stuck on a sazzall blade, wrapped in duct tape?

[@ObservationofLimits]

Air chisel would be better. With a pressure regulator and flow control, you could get a lot more variation in how to beat it.

[@pete_lind]

Use cheap 12v hammer drill , when those are not much use in drilling anyway .

[@michaelsershen5702]

These massagers are a real thing in the PT world. For the cheap people out there, like myself, you can get a jig saw blade replacement to get the same effect. Just google "massage gun jigsaw attachment", $35 on amazon. Hell, even Walmart has them.

[@lachlanhatcher9108]

just slap a door knob on the end of a jigsaw

[@OvelNick]

Wall ball on the end of the air chisel should do it...

[@aterack833]

And spray rubberized rocker guard on it and cover it with a few pairs of gloves

[@theginganinjaofficial]

Was thinking some kinda air chisel and a squash ball. Double yellow dot ball is the softest for the fair lady.

[@theginganinjaofficial]

@@OvelNick this

[@daveperala4965]

I work for Mar-Bal in NE Ohio and we make glass reinforced composite products. It does wear out the tooling quicker but not as fast as you'd think. It all depends on the glasd fiber content and how polished the tool is. We have a few molds that are over 40 years old and operate at least 2 shifts a day with only minor repair.

[@idan4411]

You've been touching me and making me feel better for years!

[@pudo3792]

"This guy has a thick ropey scent" -AvE 2021

[@taitai300]

5:00 "we can do quite a bit better" Me : please don't massage yourself with a rotary hammer

[@rfmonkey4942]

"demo hammer" that is my dear sir !

[@ModernSurvivalists]

Pneumatic air hammer should probably be off the list too. BBRRAAAPPP BBBRRRRAAAAPPPPPPPPP

[@Dave5843-d9m]

It will be fine. Just switch off the rotary bit.

[@Hyperious_in_the_air]

New bad dragon product: jackhammer attachments

[@SparkY0]

Just remember: always take the blade off of the powerfist sawzall before turning it into a power fister.

[@lowkeyred9467]

Might have woke up my neighbor laughing at that s&m line

[@Mesatchornug]

I haven't yet upgraded to the smell-o-vision model, but I'd hazard to guess at PC-ABS on a device like that. gets great gloss and texture, which is clearly more important to them than holding up to years of hard use by 200-lb gorillas

[@AT_Automation]

Sticks iron in PA6 then in Abs: “I dont know if its strait abs kinda snells like a blend” 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@martinxXsuto]

i knew that gloss looked familiar

[@ChewbacaTW]

Never go PA6 to ABS. That will do things to your insides.

[@bobhope4288]

PA6 to ABS is fine. ABS to PA6 is the problem. Remember the saying, PA6 to ABS is the best, ABS to PA6 makes you sick!

[@LordDragox412]

@@bobhope4288 And ass to mouth makes you puke.

[@Kellog888]

The fact that he can tell thats its blended is enough to classify him as a genius

[@mattjc]

Starting material: One off-brand reciprocating saw, $50.

[@LunaticCharade]

And a tennis ball.

[@randomidiot8142]

@@LunaticCharade racquetball has less schmoo retaining material on it.

[@bwhartman1]

My thoughts exactly 🤣

[@0SuperTacoMan0]

one lacrosse ball

[@SmittyAccess]

The antenna is for them to tell how often you’re stroking it

[@BIONDIEST]

When you piss people off. It makes me happy. Keep up the great work

[@EastCoastScott]

Ave I just about died @8:05.....when you said that magic word the way we all do at that exact same moment was priceless!!!

[@williamwilliams8145]

Why do I get the feeling that this gismo has replaced poor Ave in the bedroom, and he's only ripping it apart in revenge.

[@bphenry]

"My wife gives this 5 stars", he says, waving his hands over a pile of plastic scrap. LOL

[@Nebbia_affaraccimiei]

i really hope that goes back together or he'll be in trouble

[@snakerstran9101]

Here ya go Honey, just remember that the switches work backwards now.

[@randomidiot8142]

Women buy BMW's and iphones, I don't trust their judgement on such things.

[@icandreamstream]

I believe the font is called "Chi-New Roman"

[@Beijzer]

👏👏

[@jasonudall8614]

U8G lib.....a LA arduino dev suite. Surprised A. V. E. didn't instantly recognise

[@RyTrapp0]

Well played gentlemen, I shall respectfully call this a tie

[@ilovefreeski]

This guy literally has some of the most hilarious and original jokes ive ever seen in a while on yt.

[@nielsandersen6164]

The BT device is probably for firmware updates and diagnostic use by the vendor. Maybe when it brakes and you send it in for repair they can see what kind of failure they got (my guess is: general).

[@vlga8917]

ive never seen someones hands fill a glove like you inflated it with air.

[@TheJg2pto]

When you need to know whether you want to open your wallet for something, or if it ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell, AvE is here for you.

[@hdezn26]

Ave and Project Farm for the win!

[@Jeanmat]

8:46 Shalom 👋

[@davidmarshall2399]

The only thing missing at the start was "I don't get no respect" and a quick tie adjustment

[@VectorNodes]

The bluetooth module may be benign if you check which pins are connected to the ic itself and the USART interface is used for flashing the firmware externally. Might be faster for them to pull 5-6 assembled units off the line and program them all at once. Or maybe there's an app so you can just sit on it and use your phone

[@Taabituubi]

I just skip the fancy-pants stuff and rattle my fillings with a cordless car buffer.

[@professortrog7742]

On an actual quality tool i would expect to be able to adjust the throw of the shaft. Like this you might as well use a reciprocal saw with a tennisball on the end.

[@twocvbloke]

Theragun? Is Elizabeth Holmes out of jail already? :P

[@briangarrow448]

Well played sir Well played

[@watsisbuttndo829]

Outa jail and horny as hell aparently.

[@user-sn8oe5sb1b]

@@watsisbuttndo829 I'd hit it, as long as she doesn't do the manly voice impersonation thing

[@bobthirdwalling1901]

"This is just a plastic gland." - Truer words have never been spoken.

[@analogplanet9675]

Think he said "glans"

[@nicke1903]

It's been a day with lifes stresses...AvE you ever wonder how many men you've kept from having a breakdown from watching your channel? I'm just gonna start here n watch till I go to sleep, appreciate it bud,you should be nominated for the peace prize.

[@williamblondin-miller8383]

Being someone who started my MW apprenticeship in a plastic factory I find it both funny and it kills me that you call ABS sewer pipe. (They made sheet)

[@ronpalmer1371]

Eight hundred ! I would think twice at eighty after seeing this video

[@fanplant]

"bruises her"? So would my sawsall! Oh wait that doesn't sound right, sorry AvE.

[@RenaxTM91]

not sawsall, use a jigsaw! Just google Jigsaw massage adaptor and you'll find them on all the usual scumbags, including Walmart ;) Works a treat and you already have the tool and battery, so $20 gives you all you need.. Even if you don't have the tool a cheap one can be had for $50 I bet and it can't be worse quality than this POS...

[@fanplant]

@@RenaxTM91 dude that's AvE's wife we're talking about. I have seen an adapter for a ossilating tool for 300. Total joke.

[@AlphaMachina]

@@RenaxTM91 Just throw a silicone filled tennis ball on the end of it.

[@tadda6282]

I post this video link on every Theragun ad I see on Instagram. Surprised they haven't blocked me yet 🤣