Are Biff Weed's Mario Kart 64 Takes Based or Cringe?

[@BiffWeed]

The lesson I’ve learned here is that if you mention an unusual nostalgic childhood drink you haven’t actually had in years, the Musty Discord will latch onto it as your sole personality trait.

[@keksidy]

This is your new burden to bear, like TJ "Henry" Yoshi's

[@Brad766-]

"Seymour! The house is on fire!" "No mother, I'm just boiling hot orange juice."

[@Mr.scooter-le8yo]

Hello fish

[@Alfonzo69420]

I LOVE HOT ORANGE JUICE CHARLIE

[@thedangerstrangeruk]

The hot orange juice/free pickle coupon segment is absolute class

[@MarioLuigiAndJr.]

That Frappe Snowland yapping came through one ear and came out the other until I heard hot orange juice

[@callumsparrow4379]

Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Hot Orange Juice

[@christonadams9046]

I love how this went from reacting to a Mario Kart 64 ranking to discussing strange food preferences

[@toxicjoshua7934]

25:08 I PROMISE you I had an ad perfectly timed to you saying “see you some other time” and for a moment I thought “damn that’s it?” 😂

[@albertmustardhotdog2318]

Evil BiffWeed be like: i love cold apple juice

[@BiffWeed]

Evil me has good taste

[@ReitheOffbeatOtaku]

I’m so glad that the hot orange juice segment got the attention it deserved in the edit; it’s genuinely one of my favorite livestream moments I’ve ever experienced.

[@rue8929]

I remember I got in late for this stream, so after I speedran the list to catch up to where Musty was, the hot orange juice debacle began. I'm so glad I can actually watch the video now, because all I remembered from this was hot orange juice and free pickles lmao

[@Pokemichael]

I love how the most insane take in this Mario kart ranking video wasn’t even Mario kart related

[@internetexplorer1593]

IMAGINE putting Wario Stadium in the top 20 tracks 🤣🤣🤣

[@BlueMarioGaming]

imagine ranking a track

[@BlueMarioGaming]

I have a conspiracy that the real reason why the lava in mario games don't look like real lava is that it's actually just hot orange juice in disguise.

[@tjlnintendo]

4:48 for future reference

[@tjlnintendo]

@@Lucid_PZPL The more the merrier

[@jamesmackay4913]

Whoever gifted me that membership a few days ago, thank you. I LOVED this video. Biff makes such great content, and your reactions and analysis is top notch, Musty. I will say that 64 does have ONE S tier track though, which is Bowser's Castle, but other than that I agree that it hasn't aged the best. Love your stuff so much dude!

[@olihemming2299]

The excitement expressed by me when a new Musty video drops is still indescribable by scientists to this day

[@Namsu-45]

This video was really funny, keep up the good work.

[@Sir_Musty]

thanks Namsu, very skibidi!

[@alexandertheseconds]

I think the problem with 8 Toad’s Turnpike is that because it’s just a straight road with only a few soft turns, it needed the difficulty of the OG to be compelling and not feel barebones. Whereas for a track like DS Shroom Ridge, it has a much more engaging layout with the winding country road and shortcuts, so even though it’s easy, I still think it manages to be a lot of fun.

[@egbertmilton4003]

So, basically, people love bad design when it comes to traffic, just because it's a bit more exciting, and can't acknowledge good game design. Well, thanks for confirming that every person who says the remake is worse than the original Toad's Turnpike is objectively incorrect.

[@Al_X-2005]

I think its safe to say Mario Kart 64 won't be at the cook out

[@sephserrano5194]

I don’t like either version of toads turnpike. The original is too hard and boring, and the new one is too easy and boring

[@egbertmilton4003]

Finally, an actually decent opinion about Toad's Turnpike.

[@christonadams9046]

I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum. I like both

[@BlueMarioGaming]

People argue that toad's turnpike in mario kart 8 is a shallow remake of the 64 version. But if you ask me, toad's turdpike was never good. The 8 version is boring, but at least it doesn't actively make me want to throw my controller through the wall. 8's turdpike is a bit better, but being a bit better than trash isn't that much of an improvement.

[@panpangaming3418]

Another original Musty video! You love to see it!

[@nemesisbloodryche22]

Don't you dare make fun of my bestie he's always cringe

[@BiffWeed]

Thanks oomfie

[@De_an]

19:46 Okay, but Whimsical Weed is a fire street name.

[@ItsEmrld]

I'll be completely honest, I really like Wario Stadium. I feel like it's a great way to test your skills at this game. And honestly, the bumps in the road are really charming. And the Wario heads are fncking hilarious! It also has an incredible skeleton to get an incredible glow-up Edit: I just noticed that Biff and Sam had the exact same top 4 tracks but in different tiers

[@Sir_Musty]

If it gets the glowup it deserves, I'll happily change my tune, but for now, I will sing my hatred loud and proud

[@ItsEmrld]

@@Sir_Musty Yeah, I can see why

[@sammyboy447]

This might be the funniest video youve posted to date, fantastic

[@pamelaolivera961]

Weird food take: I put montreal seasoning on my popcorn. If you haven’t tried this, do it. It’s oddly great!

[@Mr.Starlight_gaming]

Somewhat hot take: i'd rather play figure 8 circuit than N64 RR. I don't find anything to enjoy in both track so i'd prefer to play the shorter one. Also since its a ds track i can at least practice my snaking in figure 8 while on RR im stuck with one ultra shortcut attempt per lap.

[@Stratilex]

but at least n64 rr has some kind of visual identity

[@MBubu-2009]

I missed this stream, so when I watched the hot orange juice come out of nowhere I laughed for like an entire hour 😂. I was NOT expecting that.

[@RedneckJesus88]

5:09 you know what they say the more the merrier

[@TheCoolerIdeasGuy]

You know what they say, the more the merrier

[@GeneralPenguiniscool]

I'm gonna be honest, trainless N64 Rainbow Road might be my least favourite track in the series. The music is class, but that's where my compliments end. It's honestly kinda ugly, I really don't like the faces floating in the sky and the road itself is headache inducing. How does the SNES Rainbow Road look better than that on the N64? Finally, the elephant in the room: it's way too fucking long. More than that, the ENTIRE track has handrails but for like 2 turns. I hate this track, I will never not hate this track, Sunshit Milds has nothing on the unutterable piles of unicorn shit presented as a "track".

[@Ultragay_bacon]

The humor in the falloff in choco mountain is the thing for me that puts it in A instead of B, no fun andies istg

[@luigikirby000]

20:40 The Distasteful Anchovi jumpscare got me out of bed to dance 🕺 30:51 Also Sam uses Krita, Based

[@HippoKingDee]

Hot huh? Thanks for the Orange Juice.

[@BiffWeed]

I am losing my mind

[@troyazok3089]

12:40. As a diehard Yoshi main, yeah, that hurts😭. That Yoshi was just lucky MK64 rubber-banding is absolutely crazy.

[@Rashid_Reviews]

How did he know I was eating dinner to this. 😭

[@bowserdude5998]

I stand by my decision.

[@Sir_Musty]

I'll forgive you if you give me that coupon

[@internetexplorer1593]

31:46 would you dare to say… a Wuhu Loop?

[@MxFloren10]

If Frappe doesn’t come back in Mario Kart 9, we will riot harder than the toads factory just like I did with arcade Gp

[@keksidy]

i think musty may like 8's remake of toad's turnpike

[@Sammykyt]

Wait Sam from this video and Bowserdude are the same person? 😮

[@smashmikey]

WE LOVE MARIO KART 🗣️🔥

[@Roiadas]

DON'T WE, GAMERS? 🗣🔥

[@egbertmilton4003]

Yet another fraudulent ranking. Any ranking that puts the N64 Toad's Turnpike high, while disrespecting the peak 8 Toad's Turnpike is already invalid. Imagine thinking random car placements is good, thats embarassing.

[@goldenguy7470]

I have to say, the only thing I like about MK64 is ballon fight and that's really it

[@keksidy]

I hear a lot of people say that Wario Stadium's music is very unfitting, but I have never agreed with that tbh. The raceway theme doesn't fit perfectly, but it *can* work as stadium music

[@Sir_Musty]

But the turnpike music has such good ✨️vibes✨️

[@summysailar]

expecting a mario kart ranking and analysis got weird food eating habits instead

[@castform7]

I love stealing content Charlie! I do appreciate that you are Toad's Turnpike's strongest soldier. Because I like the track? Hell no, it's boring as shit. It's just funny to watch you on the wrong side of history. I will say 21:24 is probably of the best analogies for a Mario Kart track I've seen (at least when taking your perspective into account, I'm just one of the people who makes fun of it on a disproportionate level).

[@Chillygreen3]

his takes are the most based cuz he loves sherbert land and frappe snowland

[@solarflare4002]

Finished my marathon of all the videos after my friend recommended me your channel 2 weeksish ago. Only to learn about hot OJ wtf is happening?

[@Folutu]

My Top 5 64 tracks: 1. Bowser's Castle 2. Banshee Boardwalk 3. DK's Jungle Parkway 4. Royal Raceway 5. Choco Mountain Wario Stadium and Rainbow Road as honourable mentions.

[@mariomakerfanatic]

We love "borrowing" videos don't we chat

[@F7jin]

I DID turn on frantic items and I STILL find it boring Mr. Musty

[@Sir_Musty]

TURN EM EVEN FRANTIC-ER

[@SaulXLvampire]

A Sir Musty on My Birthday No way!! This is the best birthday gift ever. But I have 2 things to say. 1.I still don't get a love the Dk Jungle Parkwau since it only have restless Natve I know people say "It have interesting turn" But you can you say with that with Bowser Castle but that track have more charm and more interesring harzard. Which make is A tier while DK Jungle Parkway is D tier since even with the Restless Native is just a boring Jungle/Forest Track. 2. I wish more people love the 8 version of Toad's Turnpike. I be first to admit. I love Og Toad Turnpike,but I can't lie. The track is bullshit due to the Slippery controllers + very narrow to past the cars. So when I play the 8 version I can say that 8 verison due to being fair and make sence that is more easy since it the end shell cup track. While og toad turnpike is the start of flower cup and is more then harder then yoshi valley and bowser castle.

[@Celeste-ty5pb]

hot orange juice.... huh

[@Neo-Metal17]

Only 30 seconds in and he's already slandering MK64, absolutely based.

[@agentblackbird9435]

I did not expect Wario Stadium lore lmfao I remember when I first played it I liked it, but it’s probably because the rest of the Star Cup is an ass-kicker

[@sap9255]

Can you please make more sonic tier lists musty?

[@legamofz-nc6gx]

You know what they say! The more the merrier.

[@kalebgamez808]

Odyssey central put you in his hot takes video, if you didn't already know

[@harubutjojo]

N64 Toad's Turnpike is too unforgiving, 8 Toad's Turnpike is too easy and took away literally the one good thing the original had going for it, it's aesthetics. I can forgive them for it being their first try, but it's the worst traffic course in the entire series, and yes that includes Berlin.

[@megastarwarsrocks99]

Have you ever considered that you could have frantic items turned on but also have a track with a good layout

[@egbertmilton4003]

But it is a track with a good layout. The original was ass in comparison.

[@megastarwarsrocks99]

@@egbertmilton4003 you do realize I’m talking about toads turnpike right?

[@egbertmilton4003]

@@megastarwarsrocks99 Absolutely. And the original is still a shit track, compared to the pretty good 8 rendition

[@megastarwarsrocks99]

@@egbertmilton4003 do you also love figure 8 circuit?

[@egbertmilton4003]

@@megastarwarsrocks99 I love it more than shitty traffic design combined with poor controls. Imagine thinking it’s just Figure 8 circuit. I imagine you play your games with broken monitors. How embarrassing.