Are contracts for SuperYacht owner 'girlfriends' real?

[@joepoe8861]

As I was watching this videos my wife walked over and asked me why am I watching this videos when I will never own a yacht? I bet an escort would never ask a question like that. I need an escort, forget about the yacht.

[@stonward]

Nope - never.... Sell the house...??

[@Bambim8]

So your wife's a realist? Get real with her :D

[@GTLees]

And at that moment Joe Poe's priorities became clear. It was as if an angel suddenly appeared on his shoulder and whispered the answer into his ear. Go get 'em Joe Poe!

[@andrewphillips470]

Joe Poe upgrade your escort to a focus

[@garner832]

lol

[@patrickreilly7256]

I found it amusing that you wouldn't want to own your own boat. I used to have a horse ranch in Tucson AZ. I was close enough to my Vet to ride my horses over to have them looked after. I asked him once why he didn't have his own horses, he said " are you kidding,? I know what can go wrong."

[@Samlol23_drrich]

Yacht owner met his wife through one of those agencies. Guess she liked his personality

[@tophan5146]

samlol23 Yes, unironically. If she didn’t like his personality and he didn’t like her personality, he didn’t have to marry her, just keep ordering her from the agency.

[@Samlol23_drrich]

@@tophan5146 my point was that it was most likely not his personality that attracted her.

[@tophan5146]

m but to him to like her, they must’ve been compatible on some level. He must’ve been having a good time, good conversations, mutual understanding etc. It’s difficult for escort to fake since a billionaire is used to everyone trying to suck up to him and rip him off. Of course we don’t know, and it’s possible she just married him only for his money, but I wouldn’t be so quick to exclaim that this is for sure what happened. It’s quite possible that the attraction was mutual.

[@tophan5146]

@m, Sure she may have faked it and played a game just to get to his money, similarly how some men only pretend love to have sex. But I wouldn’t be so sure as to proclaim that “if he wasn’t rich she wouldn’t even go on a date with him”. Being a yacht owning billionaire is on a different level than rich kid who inherited it or won a lottery. The guy is immensely powerful, manages probably thousands of people, must have been very smart and had very strong character to accomplish it etc. Being the person who risen to the top of the game is attractive in itself.

[@timobreumelhof88]

lol

[@BRORANDYMARTIN]

Since you mentioned fishing with plastic explosives here is a little Louisiana, USA fishing story. Boudreaux, a Cajun living in south Louisiana took an old friend fishing in the swamp. The friend now worked for Wildlife and Fisheries Commission as a game warden. After a while of not catching anything, Boudreaux reached in his tackle box, pulled out a stick of dynamite, lite the fuse and threw it in the water. After the explosion, as he was gathering the fish his friend went off on him about the abuse of their friendship. How he was going to be hated by everyone for arresting his best friend while they were fishing. After a while of listening to his fiend’s rant Boudreaux reached into the tackle box, got another stick of dynamite, lite the fuse and handed it to his friend, and ask, “well now, issa you gonna talk or issa you gonna fish?”

[@reylavienna1318]

Is he on that show on animal planet?

[@kathyolney4083]

Swamp people?? 🤣

[@georgielancaster1356]

Wildlife and Fisheries has such an appalling reputation for encouraging hunting and doing so little to help wildlife, I am surprised the Official wasn't the one selling the explosive.

[@michaelrowlands1448]

We u We used a to call it expanding bait

[@elizabethstewart12]

Rich history. Thanks!

[@capicolaspicy]

Just finally caught this episode, absolutely love it! I love having you do a general Q&A now and then, extremely informative and a lot of fun to watch!

[@Sills71]

"I don't pay the prostitutes to come to my house... I pay them to leave"

[@chriscunnane6596]

whores are great no dinner

[@stevek8829]

Prostitutes and lawyers like to be paid in advance.

[@aguyandhiscomputer]

I pay them for me to come at my house.

[@FJDH11]

You pay them to leave you alone.

[@wildatom669]

So you pay alimony?

[@curlybrownk9]

Super yacht owners get their "girlfreinds" from Jeffery. Jeff's not answering his phone anymore.

[@jackandblaze5956]

That's ok, Ms. Maxwell is taking his calls.

[@joshua43214]

@David Bryant "He -suicided- arkancided himself" Fixed that for you :)

[@joannedavis1991]

curlybrownk9 you can always call Randy Andy...oh that’s right he doesn’t party!

[@curlybrownk9]

@@joannedavis1991 haha, he sweats to much, plus his mom grounded him.

[@jojonesjojo8919]

Andy wouldn't get such a woman for you. He's too honourable.

[@forbello]

“Ben Dover asks” 😂😂😂😂

[@MJ-zl6yp]

Was looking for this comment.

[@888altamber]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Giggidygiggidy12]

Here for this comment

[@brianmck7363]

forbello are you related to Neal Dover

[@sickledisease3857]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@2livenoob]

Of course, they sign contracts! I can't imagine any powerful man blindly giving some hottie the power to destroy him. *Elliot Spitzer enters the chat*

[@sdsorrentino]

"Client #9 has entered the chat room"

[@greyshadow9498]

"No Cyril, when they're DEAD they're just HOOKERS!"

[@nathanaelsnyder372]

A man of culture :"D lmfao

[@TheGryxter]

Grey....Sad to know that series is over. : ( Loved me some Archer!!!!

[@greyshadow9498]

@@TheGryxter agreed

[@xandertje]

Wow that was amazing, not many prostitutes have been able to let me finish in front of my mother - jeu monegasque

[@greyshadow9498]

@@xandertje 🤣

[@ashthegreat1]

The have’s and the have yachts.

[@JulieWallis1963]

Winston Wolfe very clever. I wish I could like this more than once.

[@ashthegreat1]

@@JulieWallis1963 I plagiarized it from Jeff Gundlach, but thanks anyway :)

[@vallejopnw]

I'm at home in #washingtonstate #pnw thank you for that laugh 🤣

[@driver3025]

You won the internet today. Happy New Year 🥳

[@lknanml]

Had to subscribe after the "lease a girlfriend" segment. Top level dance skills right there. Danced around that topic to get your point across perfectly. Well played. Some guys pick up a convertible when the lease is up others pick up a redhead. Note to self. Get a yacht. I have a 25 ft sailboat which might qualify me for a salvaged titled girl.. I think they are called divorce certificates....

[@wesleytownsend8214]

Fantastically done and I appreciate your professionalism. I can see why your career has been extensive. All the best to you and yours!

[@live1030]

Thanks for the tip about the apartment on a 'cruise' ship. It sounds like an easy way to explore and relax and probably far more affordable.

[@twallace541]

12:55 I showed this segment to my wife, and we both enjoyed his genuine embarrassment explaining escorts and relationship contracts. :)

[@deat451]

A lot of them are c/b celebrities

[@shure46]

it wasn't embarrassment , it was "Hmm , should I disclose this dirty little rich man's secret of 'if you have a contract prostitution is legal' to the world ??" ... It was hesitancy

[@chrisvclownickas1566]

@@shure46 How do you become , a deckhand and if a guy got a job on boat could they get medair , to get to boat !!

[@alexandermarken7639]

@@deat451 yup, some have even spoken of spending 3 days with someone for 50,000US Dollars lol.

[@chrisk8187]

Very articulate and well spoken! Really interesting and informative! A lifestyle of which I have no concept of living, so your in-depth description is fascinating! Thank you for sharing!

[@ronnywoods6250]

Has a Yacht you were working on ever been attacked by pirates? If so what was you and your crews response? Is there a protocol for this type of thing?

[@chadhaire1711]

This doesn't happen on an American Boat--we have guns---THAT is our protocol.....LOL.....

[@cattymajiv]

@@chadhaire1711 Fkn nutcases.

[@TheJustina102085]

Imagine being able to afford a super yacht and not be on board for something as awesome as crossing the Atlantic..

[@adamandersson8152]

Right

[@oldjagman]

Like anything else, once you've done it once or twice, it loses its charm. Getting there is no longer half the fun.

[@lthoang101]

But then you will have to imagine having a private jet and not using it to cross the ocean

[@jonathantan2469]

Many of these owners are ultra rich, but also time poor. It takes a week or two to cross the Atlantic. That time could be spent doing something else... like running their companies, attending business meetings & conferences, going shopping in Monaco, meeting other VIPs & heads of state, playing golf, etc. Let the help sail your yacht across to Barbados, while you go to Davos to rub shoulders with Bill & Prince Charles. Then the day before it arrives, you take a first class flight or private jet across...

[@jacobyrassilon]

Yea...I'd probably do it once or twice, but pretty sure it would become tedious....unless ofc your boat is filled with some of those "escorts" he was talking about)

[@leec8988]

Like many others I seemed to have randomly found your channel but am enjoying it. As for the nuclear yacht question while the terrorist angle is a valid one considering the quality of fuel such a small reactor would have to use I would think the money alone even for the type of person who can won a Super Yacht would be more limiting: Materials of construction. You need shielding which is heavy so normal yacht hulls probably won’t do. Special licensed and trained crew. The reactor itself would have to be licensed and inspected regularly Normal shipyards couldn’t work on it Most ports wouldn’t let you enter. If you can afford an Super Yacht you can afford a lot but I think the cost to build and operate it would tax even them. From one of you other videos there are several systems I can think of that would be classified as anti-missile systems but may not be classified as “weapons”, chaf, flares, laser and radar jamming, as well as materials of construction of the hull. So I guess a Yacht could have what someone refers to as an anti-missile system onboard and not technically be armed depending on a whole lot of very confusing international laws.

[@frankyu4967]

Thanks 4 all your content, it’s been really informative during the pandemic. The World was parked outside Keelung Taiwan Evergreen hotel a few years ago, it was an amazing ship seeing it for 2 days. We also bumped into their residents at the night markets and they were way over dressed for the environment. Stay safe and healthy to all.

[@TheUKFishingGuy]

If you have a £150million boat, the hot girls wont be far away 🤣😂

[@888altamber]

Andy Gouriet but you better believe they still wanna get that $$$

[@mrrolandlawrence]

only an amex black card invoice away...

[@LiftOffLife]

Female hypergamy.

[@nickking1510]

Andy Gouriet wallet sniffers useless

[@smacwhinnie]

Like flys to shit

[@JohnSJames-qv7ow]

As an owner of a 31 foot sailboat - I saw "The World" in San Diego some years ago. It is a very clever way to live - as I like to think of it as a condo purchase. A condo that moves from city to city. Wonderful idea.

[@beauchamphuberville1355]

Until Covid 19

[@lindsaygoodwin2264]

As a retired Master Mariner (15 years British Merchant Navy) then ashore in container industry in Australia , very much enjoy your talks on Super Yachts. Looking forward to the next one. Regards Kongoni 14

[@bobgillis1137]

Not girlfriends if you have to hire them.

[@leonardschofield9913]

paid actors

[@baltsosser]

They are all paid actors. Some are just more up front about it.

[@GTLees]

If you're payin' 20K per month for her to give you the girlfriend experience she's your girlfriend. Unless ya wanna introduce her as "My assistant."--wink, wink--. Heh, heh.

[@patthonsirilim5739]

@@GTLees when you pay a girl 20-30k there pretty much whatever you want them to be

[@mariano7699]

: Prostitute : a persone who engages in sexual activities for payment. Ps: no discrimination.

[@Sandhoeflyerhome]

I’m glad this vid got more than 1 million views .. an ordinary Joe sharing his passion. I have noticed how his skill level has improved month by month ...

[@kevinallen6197]

California girls

[@MikeBaxterABC]

2:56 ... that's awesome!! :) calm seas all the way across!!! :)

[@richardpatton2502]

Along the lines of the “escort....” question I would also like to know about the “drugs” situation onboard a super yacht. I bet it snows all year round

[@Voodoo_One]

I have 20 words for snow - like an eskimo

[@paullynchlfc1263]

kate bush has 50 words for snow

[@fungus20009]

Richard Patton snows all year round especially on women’s breasts and arses

[@ed1pk]

A friend of mine who has captained various yachts says that drugs are not as prevalent as you may think. Remember all those random boardings and inspections? Well if law enforcement finds drugs, they will seize and impound the yacht. That’s an expensive price to pay for some drugs. At least that’s how it is in the US. In places like Indonesia, you get the death penalty. Don’t know how it is in international waters...

[@rykehuss3435]

Edwin Park Boats dont generally get inspected in international waters, its only when you enter national waters. And yeah drugs on your boat is a very bad idea, if you get caught you could be tried for smuggling. And you'll most likely lose your boat since its considered the tool for the crime. Whats more likely is that drugs are used on-board while at port. And then everything is cleaned when its time to leave. Then get new drugs at the next port. Carrying them with you would be dumb as fuck

[@N0stalgicLeaf]

I don't know how I got here, but I learned a lot and enjoyed every minute. Cheers.

[@robertrisk93]

This was a superb Q+A. I really liked your knowledge and your answers. Very proffesional. I am looking forward to seeing your other videos. Best wishes from the Dominican republic. Thanks.

[@trailguy]

I like this channel, it’s great to get information from someone with direct experience.

[@joe18425]

Absolutely nothing can grab my attention on you tube for more than a few minutes. This was different. Thanks for that.

[@jonbell6355]

Found this by accident. A great watch.

[@josmo1363]

Very informative and got a good chuckle over how you were trying to choose your words in regards to the "ladies"

[@kevinowsley1602]

Thank you for doing these. Very informative and you are very well spoken and personable. One question would be about the engines; how large are these things? And the fuel storage has to be massive.

[@keithpither9893]

Just started watching you, really enjoying your very interesting content, I could sit and listen to you for hours over a few drinks. Keep up the great work.

[@skipstevson9713]

Very interesting and informative. You do a very professional and entertaining job of giving us landlubbers a peek into a completely different lifestyle.

[@davidmchugh2512]

When I worked on cruise ships as Casino Manager, I used to literally pray for rough seas, my first Atlantic crossing from Lisbon to Ft Lauderdale ànd we were in a storm for 4 days, we had 27 ft sea and the spray went over the entire ship we had 27 Windows were broken, I absolutely loved it.

[@granand]

David, you are one son of the storm.

[@Q_QQ_Q]

Lol

[@cattymajiv]

I just love wild weather too!

[@kaycyrus4251]

15:40 so it's like leasing compared to purchasing a car, just for wifes Why get a one wife cor life when u can just get them for 1-2 yrs N no divorce settlement

[@hughmcneillie1032]

Discovered your channel yesterday. Loving the Q&A's. A wonderful insight into the world of the super rich. Thanks

[@greenhornetssidekick]

Wonderful! Many yachting questions and such have been covered. Many of which I would never have thought to ask due to my sheer ignorance. Many thanks. Please do this again. Cheers!!

[@jamesellsworth9673]

Good session. AHA: floating condominiums. That seems a much better thing than 'time sharing' yachts.

[@RobG001]

Great channel, Question. How safe are these Superyachts in bad weather with their huge glass doors and windows? as opposed to ships with small portholes and stormproof high sill watertight doors? (sorry don't know the correct term, I'm a landlubber :)

[@internetexpert8153]

So the term "boats and hoes" seems to be like an actual profitable idea.. 🤔 Hmmmm

[@shawnmccarty6923]

Maybe they're talking bout the navy lol

[@joeynice123]

Have you ever had electrical malfunctions rendering the GPS inoperable leaving you to sail with charts

[@amsterdam900]

"Model" love the air quote!

[@taridean]

In your opinion and interiors aside, which company consistently produces the best quality finish to their yacht builds when it comes to exterior fixtures & fittings including equipment to operate them?

[@visionist7]

Maybe Lurssen or Feadship. Yachts are usually of the highest possible quality

[@saishyamnilgiri1]

Very patient of you to answer all questions irrespective of them being relevant or not.

[@slappy8941]

I met a divorced Canadian trucker a few years ago who had a 45' sailboat he had bought dirt cheap in an auction, and he told me that every winter he would fly to Florida where me kept it, and then sail it around the Caribbean for three or four months, picking up women along the way who want to party their way from island to island. He said he always had at least one hot chick walking around his boat topless or buck naked. Every port of call, some would come and go, and by the time he put it back in storage, he would've had a good dozen or more traveling with him over the winter, with no strings attached.

[@slappy8941]

@ I don't think it's so much an exchange as a win/win.

[@urbandictionary8150]

was he bangin' tho?

[@JasonRenoux]

That guys name Sparrow, right? He's got an eye patch?

[@davewalkerden]

Ok got it. Must buy big boat. Sail to Florida. Pick up "crew".

[@josephguerrero6317]

Slappy a

[@keithbau.gardner6080]

i am watching this and i dont even own a rc boat, but it is pretty cool to learn some of these things, and he seems like a straight shooter about the yachting community,

[@JeffLifeInReview]

Loved this video. How does a captain deal with owners or guests expecting “personal services” from crew?

[@seeratlasdtyria4584]

I wouldn't expect a response on this one......

[@cattymajiv]

Any captain worth 10 cents would simply refuse! If they want a prostitute they need to hire one. I have no problem with that.

[@jimcameron9848]

I find plastic grenades make great stocking stuffers and the kids just love them!

[@rayreyes5405]

Yeah, escorts you peasant. This is a classy set-up.

[@jacksbackable]

Ray Reyes Yeah, they escort your money, out of your wallet! 😃

[@jimbob7534]

@@jacksbackable 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

[@poppatapir9924]

Shut up and take my money!

[@hairyfishcakes]

If you pay you can have three....

[@13yearsaprepperr.jtilbury.51]

HOOKERS MATE ,

[@meinkamph5327]

In America, in every state. You can hire woman or man to make pornography movies. So basically prostitution is legal in every state, as long there is an additional person recording. Things too know!

[@marcbee1234]

Can the 3rd person be a tripod?

[@meinkamph5327]

@@marcbee1234 No, but live streaming will fit the bill...

[@12mikeg12]

it has always been legal to MAKE a porn, its just not been legal to distribute porn

[@meinkamph5327]

@@12mikeg12 Why do you think there is so much free porn?

[@roberthertz6634]

AMERICA you have love THIS place. MONEY talks.

[@seeratlasdtyria4584]

I have seen some similar 'agreements' penned by some "A" listers in the Entertainment industry and their 'companions'. The one thing that struck me evidencing the general depravity present in the industry was an often detailed addendum in which the parties agreed , in quite explicit language, what the 'companion' was expected to do and what they explicitly agreed the companion would NOT do, or acts in which she/he would NOT participate... I am guessing similar addenda exist in the contracts you describe. Did you ever see one of these documents? For those who are not yet aware, "Addendum" are often to conceal sensitive 'terms' in lots of agreements, as a mechanism for hiding those terms from public, and depending on jurisdiction, the initial levels of public authority investigation, scrutiny.

[@destk9658]

I'm not a lawyer... But first time I hear about the status of this "addendum" in a contract. I thought it is always part & parcel of a contract, when read in entirety. You cannot hide/conceal the addenda part. It is binded together and carries the same full strength of the other parts of the contract.

[@seeratlasdtyria4584]

@@destk9658 One thing I have learned: "Never, say Never:) I AM a lawyer, and depending on the jurisdiction and circumstances, I have seen the 'confidential' nature of some of these Addenda judicially maintained. Let me just observe that contrary to popular belief, not ALL of us live subject to the administration of law in an identical manner, even within the same jurisdiction. You should have little difficulty in finding your own examples.

[@finnthinkin7695]

Always enjoyable to hear the validity of the story from the storytellers who have existed and experience the story themselves. Not only we learn the fact and expand our understanding of life, but it is well worth the times and data spent on the truth, for the sake of knowledge. Thanks Captain! 👍👍

[@aviation3530]

3:40 A question from "Ben Dover", really?? Bend over, come on! I can only imagine some of Ben Dover's other questions. Haha

[@pacificblueit8519]

Haha yeah i can't believe he didn't pick up on that its old as lol

[@evilgunz7078]

His wife Ilean Dover put him up to it

[@joannedavis1991]

Aviation LOL I think someone was having a laugh!

[@cliftontorrence839]

@@pacificblueit8519 of course he picked it up. He's educated, smooth and suave.

[@livinginvancouverbc2247]

@@evilgunz7078 If his wife is Asian her name would be Irene Dover.

[@robertkb64]

Good answer on guns on US flagged vessels. When port hopping around the US Caribbean ports (Florida to Texas), or slightly up the Atlantic coast, you can carry just about any firearm. Machine guns are legal in the US in most states (and all of those), so long as you have a federal “tax stamp” for it and acquired it from a person with a similar tax stamp (which are $200). Costs for machine guns are $10k - $100k depending on model, but if you can afford a super yacht you can afford a machine gun. Cannons, rifles, shotguns, etc all have significantly fewer restrictions and can generally be purchased and carried out immediately, though cannons are obviously hard to find. States in the Northeast (generally anything north of DC) restricts possession of guns heavily, including in port, so as a general rule you don’t want to carry anything when going there. Non-machine guns can generally be taken so long as they remain in an arms locker, but machine guns are generally prohibited. Moving to the Pacific coast, California falls into this rule, while Oregon and Washington are mixed. Alaska is generally unrestrictive. There are no general exceptions for Americans or US flagged vessels to carry guns to any foreign ports, though almost every nation has an exception process. Mexico, for example, allows guns to be imported for hunting events which must be arranged through both the hunting lodge and federal police. It’s not hard to do if you have the money to pay lawyers to make it all happen, but not something that can be done on the spot. If you bring weapons into a port without the right arrangements made in advance you can expect to be detained, so if you’ve accidentally done it, turn around and leave immediately to reduce risk of being boarded.

[@YachtReport]

Thanks for posting. Very informative.

[@cattymajiv]

Complete fkn insanity! This 1 of the reasons why I hate Americans and will never go there.

[@jsteele2923]

Ben Dover is married to Ilean Dover.

[@charlesskeen]

Boat Axe Ben Dover is the nephew of Wayne Curlewis

[@csnoopy]

Get out

[@Sluggo01]

Bark and Ben are brothers....last name Dover

[@highjenks3d]

Ha! Ha! Thanks I needed that

[@im1who84u]

Is she related to Ida Mann who is also married to Mike Hunt formally married to Amanda Hugenkiss?

[@billvilla7799]

In America, we have a right to bear arms...that makes us citizens. In most other countries you are subjects. Huge difference, I'll take America!

[@YachtReport]

You're welcome to it.

[@anotherblonde]

Used to travel so much, now during lockdown I travel vicariously through your channel and have all my seagoing questions answered. Great channel. Thank you.

[@paulogrinke7020]

Enjoyed it alot. Thankyou. As for that cruise ship/Yacht, I've seen a video about it. The people who live on board together once a year plan where they will be spending next year visiting. It's a great way to see places and be at home the same time.

[@ianhamilton396]

This was great ! Informative as per usual. Can you comment on Ecstasea side swiping the bridge in St Maarten yesterday and the fire in Miami? Interested in your views.

[@romeo9017]

Yes please!

[@visionist7]

Look how they massacred my boy Ecstasea :-(

[@georgesseaga4545]

Not an important damage for the bridge Worlks fine ok few years ago thé russian owner of ectasea pay himself to enlarge

[@cattymajiv]

@@georgesseaga4545 What?!

[@geofffleming12]

Where is the line between your responsibility in command of the vessel and the will of the owner onboard?

[@CaptMarkSVAlcina]

Geoff Fleming , Captain is first, if not then Captain will be first off next Port of Call

[@YachtReport]

That's a great quote.

[@CaptMarkSVAlcina]

eSysman , thanks. I know as I am a Captain as well.

This man is answering these questions very professionally and very with a great deal of knowledge he's a pleasure to listen to I actually finding my my small yachting group that only about 20% of the people who own the yachts use them on a regular basis some sit in the other all year but I suppose they do get the pleasure of owning a boat they don't use

[@tucoramirez6058]

Not only an excellent source of technical knowledge about boats, satellites, navigation systems but also relationships.

[@BLACK05GO1]

They're called extremely "expensive girlfriends" that will hang around as long as the money, clothes, gifts, etc... keep coming their way. Cut them off of these "gifts" and they'll move on to the next "buyer." And they're a little like a Pro Football Player - they have a pretty short career because there's always a younger, less beat up replacement ready to take their job.

[@tidefanyankee2428]

True, but compare that with the costs of having a wife. They expect money, clothes and gifts as well. Now throw in healthcare costs....and alimony if she's turning you down and you want some sex. You can lose one of your houses (in the case of these ultra rich guys) and so much more to include your kids. Hell, renting it is FAR cheaper than buying it when you factor in all the costs. AND, if you rent it, you know you're going to get what you want.....every time with the pro's.....

[@MovieMuscle]

She not yours, it’s just your turn.

[@foxhound2531]

Bravo Brother bravo!

[@foxhound2531]

@@ridjdpoi7223 Bravo Brother Bravo!

[@nickking1510]

MovieMuscle exactly better go lick a public toilet ,no thanks

[@cheeseymccheese7249]

Who googled Cinderella Escorts after seeing it haha

[@moltderenou]

Cheesey McCheese: Is that one L or two ?

[@bluenetmarketing]

@@moltderenou One "L" stands for liar. If you've ever watched John Wayne's "The Train Robbers" you'll know what that means.

[@stonward]

Um, me...

[@TheSilmarillian]

Again another amazing upload, its a view into a lifestyle way above my pay grade or qualifications, hello again from Australia

[@mbryson2899]

I was involved with a young lady who was a courtesan with a clientele of one. The two of them had a mutually drafted contract that covered the important points. They were together for around seven years and parted on good terms. At that same point in my life I came to know a wide variety of different kinds of sex workers. It was fascinating.

[@cattymajiv]

It can be a very lucrative business and can be done entirely on one's own terms, whether they are M or F. It is no longer considered shameful. I agree with that. After all, even marriage is a form of the same thing.

[@dunes7]

Another great video with lots of interesting snippets of information. I liked how you tried your best to keep a straight face and remain professional whilst discussing the oldest profession in the world :)

[@2011blueman]

Yes, Monaco has a lot of prostitutes, gold diggers, etc. that are targeting the multimillionaires and billionaires that live there.

[@visionist7]

Most of these girls are terrible at their jobs, and the ones that aren't feel entitled to ridiculous money unfortunately

[@emillotyanu2350]

And they all look heavily used😂

[@brennencox516]

18:03 fill of traveling, and enjoying where you travel to.

[@BlackAnvil47]

I'm have several questions, but 1) how is material furniture lashed down or kept in place while in heavy seas. 2) how do yacht crews deal with a yacht owner that suddenly dies or a crew member that die while underway? 3)once while in the US Navy we had a Spec Ops team deal with some coastal pirates in the 80's after the pirates boarded a private sailing yacht we previously rendered aid to by killing the entire family. The action taken was decisive and proof found onboard the pirate vessel was found. Have you've been on a yacht boarded by pirates?

[@cattymajiv]

You rendered aid by killing the whole family?!

[@bearlemley]

Same privacy is required for private jet crews. I always tell my friends that if you see me at the airport and ask me where I’m going, know that if I tell you anything at all, I am going to lie to you.

[@tempest957]

Superb really interesting! Keep up the great work! Being just a normal person seems to be more interesting! Being a Billionaire seems to be like being in a golden cage!! Freedom is being content, which I suspect these rich guys and gals never are!! Love the normality of Mr eSysman in his rich World!

[@chrisk8187]

Well put!!!

[@Primalxbeast]

I'd be willing to give it a try. At least it's not as bad as being a celebrity and having everyone recognize you.

[@visionist7]

Being famous is a pain in the arse I reckon. Groupies are cool though obviously. Best to be ultra rich but unknown

[@Casey-wp8xt]

You've mentioned in previous videos that yachts are required to broadcast AIS, but I often see that many do not, particularly those owned by Middle East royalty. What are the requirements or reasons why a vessel may or may not broadcast its AIS location?

[@Jesse-gv9tf]

Is it best to work on a small yacht or large yacht?

[@nickking1510]

Jesse5068 small boat less people to service

[@michaelmcalear6980]

Smaller yachts dont usually have a av tech. Which i think he does. He probably likes 100m plus.

[@comfortablynumb9342]

You might not want to use the word "dispatched" for the ex contract girlfriends. Surely that's happened too though..

[@supercheese7033]

Yea, I feel he could have said "the contract is not renewed, and new arrangements were made with a different service provider".

[@comfortablynumb9342]

@@supercheese7033 even replaced sounds better than dispatched, lol

[@averageamerican8607]

as for the periscope question, i am a submariner and if we are watching you i can assure you, you wont ever see our scope lol

[@Puzzoozoo]

It doesn't stick out of the water then, some scope you use. 😞😁

[@MsSomeonenew]

@@Puzzoozoo The optics on modern scopes mean you can observe things from a distance they can't observe you.

[@SDsc0rch]

also, they will position themselves up sun of you in other words.. you would have to be looking into the sun to try and see them ie.. you won't they're very "tactical"

[@Calta455]

Great Q&A keep them a regular part of your channel.

[@mikesheelar4617]

You do a great job explaining everything. Thank you

[@aires_1]

learnt a fair bit here! quite the sailors life you're having! thanks for the insight. im gonna check out more of your content. curious about incidents with piracy on the high seas! you said there are no firearms onboard. how to the billionaires fend off the scallywags?

[@chrisgriffith1573]

First time viewer, impressive info here, thank you for you insights and experiences! I am sure you make an intriguing dinner guest!

[@teddyrivas1082]

Would you train the owner if he wanted to steer his yacht, and how long would it take to learn to run a yacht?

[@Tampo-tiger]

I saw a hefty Russian billionaire at an aquapark in Cyprus who was attended by two inconceivably beautiful and voluptuous young Russian women. I was reliably informed they were his 'paid companions', although it barely needed to be said, him being around 60 and less than handsome, and them being around 25 and absolutely stunning. His yacht was moored off the coast nearby, and was obviously not the result of an economy drive on his part. Frankly, I can think of worse situations to be in than his, although he didn't radiate the kind of fulfilled contentment one may have expected. Perhaps he was exhausted.

[@timh1187]

You think you would be in amazing shape having a bunch of women around. I'm in good shape with just one.

[@Tampo-tiger]

@@timh1187 Ha ha, I'm the same as you Timothy, barely any spare weight, mainly due in my place to being terrorised and persecuted by this 5' tall tyrant to the point where food is the last thing on my mind, but also have been unable to gain weight due to some of the most appalling, often downright dangerous food a man has ever come home to.

[@timh1187]

@@Tampo-tiger lol sometimes I wonder if my gf purposely destroys my meal. Then makes bets with her friends to see is If will actually eat it or not.

[@Tampo-tiger]

@@timh1187 Ha ha ha ha. I sent some of my alleged 'dinner' to be analysed and the lab said it wasn't from this planet, confirming my suspicion that she's a reptilian.

[@zakiranderson722]

The world cruise ship sounds awsome, never even knew such a thing existed. Amazing.

[@markthomas3748]

Super interesting you’d purchase an apartment on that liner. I’ve known about it for some time now. I must say you did a comprehensive explanation of how a hooker is booked buy the rich. A lot longer than most can handle. Your descriptions were/are very cordial for the meek. I envy your past experiences.

[@Ringele5574]

You must have gotten a little damp watching that segment....

[@robertslugg8361]

A wise person once said that you don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to leave.

[@Cruisingthesouth]

Hey there! what VHF channel would you use to communicate with a nearby vessel and within the vessel?

[@YachtReport]

Channel 16 is the channel used. Within the vessel they usually use UHF.

[@Steven-P99]

@@YachtReport Isn't channel 16 exclusively used for emergency's?

[@neilanthony8589]

I prefer Cargo vessels wet/dry, much less stress ... the most difficult sea cargo remains "human cargo"

[@jonathantan2469]

Human cargo. Hmm. Never get on a Thai or Indonesian prawn boat.

[@dreadog6425]

I live in Miami and i DONT know a boat that isn't armed. Florida has very liberal gun law. On your boat you can actually open carry on the boat as well as the dock. Every body is armed and funny enough the crime on sailing vessels is very rare. When sailing to the Caribbean you are not allowed to disembark with a weapon. Some countries will require you to turn over your guns for the duration of your visit then get them back when you leave. You can also hire private security in some of the islands.

[@Andy-xb5qg]

You cannot open carry in Florida. It’s against the law. If you are in a private marina I don’t believe the owners / operators would allow you to open carry at the dock, as people around would feel uncomfortable. In a public marina it’s obviously illegal.

[@Andy-xb5qg]

@UCZWoqymz8Gxb0Ch5IPzztVg That's wrong! Open carry is prohibited in three States (Florida, Illinois and California) and in the District of Columbia. In New York, open carry of unloaded lung guns is allowed, except in New York City.

[@youngwisemangmail]

@@Andy-xb5qg wikipedia says ONLY Florida has o.c. prohibition across the board. Every other state has caveats ( long guns, unloaded, rural areas, certain counties )

[@bwtr203]

Andy You absolutely can open carry in Fl, while fishing, or camping as well as to and from these activities. Check the state statues.

[@Andy-xb5qg]

@@bwtr203 It's against the law. I wouldn't try...

[@SpaceGalleria]

i watched the whole vid.... wow, very enjoyable

[@pauljames3477]

Dispatched? like swim with fishes?

[@YachtReport]

Noooo I meant sent home.

[@lear60man]

My old captain said 'its time to take out the trash'.

[@lilacscentedfushias1852]

I found your channel a few days ago because you were talking about the current war in Ukraine. Since then I’ve watched a few videos, they’re fascinating! I’m learning things I didn’t know I wanted to know! Extremely interesting and well presented

[@batner]

5:00 I can't imagine sailing internationally on a ship without weapons at all. You need at least 2 light machine guns.

[@bluenetmarketing]

Totally agree. Pirates are very heavily armed.

[@Widoghastly]

It just states firearms in the laws so tension based ranged weapons are fine

[@CokeWithIceAndLemon]

Are steel hulled yachts more stable at sea than aluminum hulled yachts?

[@williamdrijver4141]

Perhaps the extra weight might make them move around a bit less?

[@WALTERBROADDUS]

All boats are rated to a max sea state. Stability is more about structural design than, material.

[@timgallivan1614]

Thank you for answering my previous question. I was wondering , when you are employed on a yacht, is it like being employed by a company that is owned by the owner? Is there Health care Benefits, pension plans , etc. What do you plan to do after you retire? Cheers and Merry Christmas.

[@keithgreen70]

It's easier for the owner to use a yacht crew service. That way crew members can rotate on and off for time off. The crew service typically handles insurance and taxes for each crew member and then charges the owner for the labor and insurance.

[@thelemon412]

Hey, just a little correction about guns on superyachts. I used to have a 30m yacht (2005 - 2008) and did at times have shotguns on board. I'm unsure if the laws have changed but back then so long as the owner was licenced and the secure storage was known/approved by the country that the yacht was registered in then it, back then, was allowed (and might still be allowed). The gun safe was put in during build and was virtually unfindable, the vast majority of the crew did not have a clue where it was despite it being hidden in plain sight in my cabin. The reason for the guns was to shoot clay pigeons (there was a manual trap that a crew member could operate). I always shot while we were underway and away from shore. The guns would always leave the yacht with me when I departed back to the UK.

[@williamdrijver4141]

Smart solution. Against armed robbers you always have the right to defend yourself. On every yacht there must be possible ways to hide such safety stuff I think

[@nycbit7386]

there must be plenty of illegal guns on boats, i cant imagine any reasonably wealthy person just subjecting themselves to whoever while on a floating kidnapping advert

[@thelemon412]

@@nycbit7386 these guns were not for defence, they were for sport. Although I have to say I don't think guns on boats (for sport or security) is common at all, certainly not in Europe. The boat never left Europe when I owned it but if I were to have had her sail through a risky area I'd definitely hire a professional security team for that period (if the captain/insurance recommended/asked for it). The way I see it is that if you think you're a target then you should have a close protection team anyway to manage that risk for you.

[@oldmadbear007]

I'm a commercial fisherman and a sailor my sailboat my biggest problem is I get land s i c k🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢 I have to stay on the boat off on and off for about an hour when I get on real hard ground I mean quite queasy on one trip to Hawaii it took me about five hours before I could get off the boat do you ever get landsick

[@inspiredone8892]

Sir you really dish the tea. Informative beyond scope.