Are Our Children Learning Enough About Whales?

In The Know: Panelists discuss a new report that found only 84% of education funding goes to teaching children about whales.
More coverage at: onion.com

[@fredweller1086]

If parents don't talk to their kids about whales, kids will just learn about them on the streets.

[@TzadikTheManic]

I’m not keen on encountering a sperm whale in a dark alley

[@TzadikTheManic]

@Aiden Pearce Indeed.....can you imagine the sea-salty carnage, the mess, the property damage?!?!?!? Ohhh the spooge ohhh the seaweed ohhh the barnacle covered streets! Pandemic is child’s play compared to moby dickwad 🐋👀

[@GZQ9]

There’s a lot of miss information out there about whales

[@PinaKoalaGaming]

Alex misinformation*

[@GZQ9]

PinaKoalaGaming you know what fuck you

[@jaythul]

My mom worked her entire adult life and she still managed to find time to sing whale songs to me while I grew up. Some people come up with the worst excuses for their bad upbringing.

[@andrewbaier6085]

Six hundred and 69 likes Nice

[@huskiehuskerson5300]

Wht?

[@ayo2064]

When you realise this episode is the closest we’ve ever been to seeing Clifford Banes

[@innertuber4049]

We saw him once... Behind a Juliana McKennis mask (forgive me if I spelled that wrong)

[@carrotbluecheese5607]

Innertuber40 what episode

[@innertuber4049]

@@carrotbluecheese5607 movie theater, maybe?

[@joeybulford5266]

Haha I didn’t know this was a thing

[@baconsir1159]

There was the time we actually saw him, but he was disguised as the other host

[@caijuu7775]

I like how genuinely supportive they are of her whale song. Remember you're NEVER to old to start learning, and learning more, about whales. I'm proud of her

[@waynethegreat23]

If she really started this lady she said she did that's actually really good too I don't think I could have done it that good that early in my learnings

[@thomasgraydon2568]

I remember learning that song when I was in school.

[@TCt83067695]

Thomas Hall learning*

[@quietcorner293]

Save the Whales but shoot the Seals!

[@abramslion1]

Yeah

[@buubaku]

Imagine making the single least inspired kind of comment and not even doing it right

[@6ftcheeseburger384]

Draw a circle that's the earth

[@iii-ei5cv]

HAS CLIFFORD BANES EVER SHOWN UP FOR THIS SHOW?? DISGRACEFUL

[@OatmealTheCrazy]

iii he did... Wearing a Julia mask

[@wilconbarro3469]

Yeah in 1896

[@luna.loser64]

no. no he has not.

[@Tyronejizz]

Hes a busy man leave him alone!

[@X_Ov3R-_-Ki11]

He has been going through some tough times for awhile now...

[@n0isyturtle]

Sometimes I like to take these Onion News clips and leave them running on the living room tv when my roommate drops acid.

[@lauridscm1]

That's fucking evil lmao

[@geyotepilkington2892]

@@lauridscm1 Its great lmao. I can see these making perfect sense on acid. Wish someone would have done that to me those few times haha

[@LAnonHubbard]

That would be very annoying. Having a roommate dropping acid. I mean, that's gonna dissolve your carpet and make a right mess.

[@likeabunnie]

@@LAnonHubbard hahaha your comment broke me! I was amused watching this and then read your comment and just cracked up! I guess it depends on what kind of acid... I think if he's dropping sulfuric acid, one needn't worry about the carpets getting ruined though, it should eat through the carpet and the pesky subfloor

[@LAnonHubbard]

@@likeabunnie Thanks for the lovely response :)

[@Goodbrew84]

Oldschool onion is timeless and amazing

[@NJ-wb1cz]

@@Symbolically bought by incompetent corporate morons.

[@Picnicl]

Like a real onion, it's got many layers, it's not to everyone's taste, and it sometimes make you cry (with laughter).

[@_Iscream]

why do people use sentences instead of nicknames? Lack of funding. I think the jokes are still good, just more limited

[@NJ-wb1cz]

@Mek_T yep, but later they were sold off to univision in the beginning of 2016 which is when their content started nosediving, people have been leaving throughout 2017, and they were sold off again in 2019 when they basically stopped all activity on this channel other than doing their podcast and an occasional Rosenthal video

[@georgiohenderson5998]

A whale for every school

[@grapeboi9256]

This comment is a year old but I'm just gonna say that you'll usually find a land whale in each one

[@Aeroxima]

That's racist, a token whale for every school? Whales are HUMAN BEINGS #WhaleLivesMatter

[@aa-to6ws]

Wait hold on, calling obese people land whales is offensive, but is not when you say all of them are misserable and can only be like that due to thei condition? Can we agree we are in a satire comment section, and therefore we are all just being pricks and have fun?

[@chongahloi69]

Whales for all

[@seerfbread]

Is that why your mom is a teacher

[@be_inspired4633]

MY MOTHER WAS TOO BUSY WORKING TO BE COOING WHALES SONGS TO ME! LOL

[@joeywall4657]

Aaaaahhhhh hahahaha haha

[@emperorconstantinexipalaio4121]

Be_inspired! I read this right as she said it lmao

[@KingofScum]

Typical onion video comment *insert quote from video + simple minded response*

[@CameronBrtnik]

@brinbrin62 62200 what a whalste

[@emperorconstantinexipalaio4121]

sam1370 Have you ever wondered what an umbilical cord tastes like?

[@kaylac.5406]

"My mother was too busy to be cooing no whale songs to me!" Best quote ever!

[@better_dead_than_red]

I'm busy too, but I always сan find a minute for coo_ing >;(

[@better_dead_than_red]

Help

[@johnjordan3552]

Wait just a few months more, I am calling the Emergency Line

[@oliviapg]

The way she says it, "NO HHHHWALE SONGS"

[@waynethegreat23]

​@@better_dead_than_redyou just don't understand how hard it is for some people not everyone has the energy to coo a whale song after working ten hours days especially now with inflation so high and constant war. Our schools need to teach otherwise why even pay taxes

[@fadiekay]

Seriously, is anyone else worried about Clifford Bains. I hope he finally got the guy who killed his father. And you blame him, tracking down his fathers killer and comes back to a new set, poor man. Give Cliff some respect!

[@AkashMishra23]

10 Years later, Clifford Bains is still not back

[@InHumanoXY]

@@AkashMishra23 11 years later, Clifford Bains is still not back.

[@chestercopperpot2219]

InHumano XY 11 years and 4 hours where is Clifford Baines?

[@peterk.9571]

@@chestercopperpot2219 Eleven years and 21 hours later... F to pay respects

[@rainmaker5910]

fadiekay is this person still alive

[@tylerpeterson4726]

Every day I regret not learning more about whales sooner. I was 3 years old by the time I had learned my first whale migration route.

[@juliusapriadi]

that's way too late! I hope you sued your kindergarden teacher.

[@InnerGiggles]

You parents must have been Very busy!

[@UncleKunkle]

Growing up in rural Texas we only spent about 3 hours in the school day learning about whales. I was woefully unprepared when I went on a fishing trip in the gulf, me and my ship were swallowed whole. Now I make my home in the bowels of this creature, if the school had given more effort in teaching me whale I might be able to ask the whale to let me go.

[@mikearchibald744]

That whale has better wifi than we do.

[@HappyMomma412]

😂🤣🤣😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️

[@jfuite]

This skit perfectly follows the arc of all education debates. Every cliched angle, and buzz phrase was deftly placed, from "early childhood learning" to "adult education" to "parental responsibility" to the USA's international ranking. Great.

[@AdamS235]

Thank you for breaking this down for us, we would have never understood the joke without you. 15 years of onion viewers everywhere owe you the sincerest gratitude

[@jfuite]

@@AdamS235 Meh (

[@cavalcadeofbobs3559]

​@@jfuitewow, dude responds to replies on his 15 year-old onion KZbin comments? Dedication.

[@matthewp5472]

@@AdamS235, jfuite rose from the dead to crush the sins of your comment

[@constantinosschinas4503]

*remember: Whales is not in the united kindom.*

[@danelangnes6983]

Nice try brit. Wales is fake, same as Finland.

[@kidyomu89]

@@danelangnes6983 he said whales

[@danelangnes6983]

@@kidyomu89 that was the joke

[@kidyomu89]

Oh, sorry my good lad, I was under the impression you assumed they spelled Wales wrong accidentally, and you were only making a thing is fake joke. This made more sense in my head.

[@danelangnes6983]

@@kidyomu89 nah mate, it was sort of a stupid joke to begin with

[@music79075]

The plebians in the public school systems dont learn the proper songs of our whale brethren. I, however, attended a prestigious private school where every day we would get on our surf boards and take out our labtops and be taught caligraphy, and calculus by a whale who spoke only in his native tongue.

[@HotCuppaCoffee]

Personally, I think we need to stand-up to the Right Wing, and their efforts to skew Whale Education towards the predatory species, like Killer Whales and Dolphins, while de-emphasizing the gentle baleine whales, like the Blue or Blowhead Whales.

[@TerminallyChill85]

+HotCuppaCoffee Actually it's not the right wing but the right flipper

[@germanshepherd2701]

HotCuppaCoffee Exactly. They’re giving misconceptions about our fellow mammals, making people think they’re all violent! They’re poisoning the whale!

[@germanshepherd2701]

... lol get it? They’re poisoning the well

[@larrydouglas2820]

Typical liberal krill-murdering apologetics!

[@glumbortango7182]

@@germanshepherd2701 I was going to like your comment, but then you explained the joke, so *_Ș̸̡̡͔̙̥͉͔̭̬̝͒̽̉͐͛͜Ô̸͖̤̪͈̤͉̼͒̔͊̽̏̅̀̏̚͝ͅR̵̡̹͓̀̽̈́̽͛̓̇̃̐̉͆̚̕R̸͕̦͔̓Ÿ̸̨̡̡̢̻̮̜̱̳̽̇́̑̓̅̌͘͜͜͜_*

[@simpleshmots9162]

Watching TheOnion news segments today is like turning on inter-galactic cable.

[@guybrushthreepwood9071]

I applaud her learning whale songs, but trying to imitate the accent sounds kinda racist

[@mattrogers5188]

I think she was making fun of the accent. This must end.

[@cjb4924]

Whale culture appropriation

[@alexismedor6182]

Oh well, just another mark for the cancel squad to take out.

[@building_keevo]

Here comes the PC Police! You guys are the reason why Lil Whale's career never took off

[@polkjmsb]

Go ask any whale and they'll tell you that was funny. You don't need to be offended for them

[@altareggo]

"ah yes... I remember learning that song when I was in school.".... EPIC!!! The Onion is the BEST.

[@minecraftbro5333]

I encounter situations where I need to know about whales every single day, and I feel really bad for the kids who don't learn about them. Imagine releasing those kids out on the street, not knowing enough about whales.

[@JJJRRRJJJ]

I’m dying to see Clifford Baines

[@danelangnes6983]

There is subreddit for that. Go check out r/breadtapedtotrees

[@jerry3790]

Dane Langnes No, he wants r/stapledtotrees

[@UnNoir]

This is just as relevant today as it was 12 years ago.

[@seatonmitchell8224]

The landlocked states can just go to Walmart and learn about land whales

[@cockoffgewgle4993]

I'm surprised they didn't let the whale on the panel take the lead in this discussion.

[@showusjustice523]

Lol that was clever and funny... to the other commenter, you're just a dick.

[@markflierl1624]

That's fucking funny!

[@atulgangwar7455]

ahahhaahahahahhaha

[@Thundarr995]

Or they can go to the furniture store to learn about couch whales 🐳

[@I_like_pi_]

Talks about whales, shows pictures of orcas, which are technically dolphins. Clearly, our school system isn't doing enough.

[@I_like_pi_]

@Tatsujiro Kurogane No, orcas are undisputably dolphins. It's very black and white. A long time ago, whales broke off into toothed whales and baleen whales. Of the toothed whales, a certain branch which broke off, called delphinoidea, which later broken off into three branches: 1. all oceanic dolphins, 2. All porpoises, and 3. The beluga whale and narwhal. The first branch that contains all oceanic dolphins contains the killer whale. The killer whale, or orca, has a common ancestor with all dolphins that only other dolphins share. That makes it undisputably a dolphin, not a whale. They do happen to be the largest dolphin, but evolutionary history matters more than size. They are called "killer whales" because ancient sailors saw them killing whales and called them "whale killers" and that got flipped around. Their latin name, Orcinus orca, also references their violent nature, but it doesn't mistakenly identify them as a whale.

[@everettwebster5524]

Orcas are dolphins, but dolphins still count as whales

[@I_like_pi_]

@@everettwebster5524 No, dolphins and whales are both cetaceans, but they are completely separate groups. Dolphins and porpoises evolved from a group of toothed whales to have very distinctive features from other cetaceans. The name given to the cetaceans not belonging to that group, which didn't evolve many distinctive features to separate them from one another, is whales, while dolphins and porpoises had distinctive features that made humans decide to give them their own name. Therefore, whales refers exclusively to cetaceans without super distinctive features such as dolphins and narwhals, while dolphin, such as the killer whale (or more accurately, "whale killer") refers to a group with particular distinctive features due to a common evolutionary history with each other.

[@sdkessler1032]

@@I_like_pi_ Those people lack proper whale education.

[@LAnonHubbard]

@@I_like_pi_ "It's very black and white" No need to get racist about it.

[@HotStrange]

The random “it’s crucial” at 1:14 is hilarious for some reason.

[@jjpelham7548]

Shes saying its crucial to get whales to inner coty schools. It wasnt random

[@LyubomirIko]

@@jjpelham7548 They have lied us about the Whales wake up

[@DavidJamesHenry]

I think that's the only time she's smiled and that genuinely made me happy for her

[@renaehanley5880]

When she said „ waohohoaohoah woaha woaaahaaa“ I felt that

[@envee01]

Love how good these guys pull these shows off. I dont think I could keep a straight face through most of them.

[@drrnfl]

when I was in school, 55% of our education was rainforest-based.

[@chrisc7265]

is that the part of the forest that has whales?

[@nathanmalik1697]

12 years later and Baby Shark is the most popular children's song. You did this, Onion. You called it.

[@themindeclectic9821]

Sharks aren't whales

[@mitchikaboola]

It's just criminal that when I was growing up nobody but nobody took the time to explain to me the winter migration habits of the Black Sea Minky and I have suffered for this fact all my life. Thank you The Onion for discussing such an important and highly relevant topic.

[@CasualDandyAkaSqwrty]

If we aren't able to display one useful fact about each thing in the world, we'll feel stupid. I, for one, will blame my education. I'll blame it endlessly. Every trivia night, I'll see the error of my school's ways. Why don't I know the year that coincides with the first color-picture? How could our schools forget to teach me about Babe Ruth's dental plan? How, if ever, am I going to decide if that's a killer whale, or just a really angry whale? This video has unlocked such perspective and rage against the machine. Thank you, ONN.

[@anthonymeade7345]

I saw Rage in 2022.

[@Val-hz3fc]

This has to be making fun of the useless shit we learn in school.

[@destructionman1]

Glad you got the joke

[@Val-hz3fc]

@@destructionman1 I know you're mocking me on this, but I *do* tend to struggle with getting jokes, so I'm still gonna be proud of myself for making the connection.

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

Or it takes place in alternate universe in which the world has been conquered by whales.

[@arthurtrent1258]

See you just proved why we need whale education. Kids these days just don’t appreciate the value of whales!

[@anthonymeade7345]

For all the praise it gets school is remarkably useless.

[@Paelorian]

"Duncan Birch, Author, 'Daddy, What's an Orca?'" I love how the same commentators are brought in as experts on everything.

[@hendrik2989]

It is increadible how good this matches the blueprint for discussions on education stuff.

[@zacharycarter1084]

Eleven years and we're still not learning enough about whales.

[@samsamsamuelsamsamsamtheio8445]

13 years later, still not the case

[@JordanBeagle]

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[@mattrogers5188]

* mitochondrion

[@NikolausUndRupprecht]

As a biology teacher, I say that is close enough.

[@dhruvdatta1055]

@andrew gallovich MIDCHLORIANS

[@Hellscream900]

*Mikotrodihorn.

[@MinOfForest]

2023 and most schools still don't have the funding they need to properly teach whale education to students. How many more boats need to be lost in the Strait of Gibraltar before people take this issue seriously? People need to start reaching out to their local representatives about the lack of coverage this gets.

[@StinkyTrumpetCollective]

"I remember learning that song when I was in school." PRICELESS

[@TCt83067695]

Look at Nancy at the end there. So proud

[@vexivero]

lol I'm getting paid while watching Onion videos

[@Lelouch0Ashford]

Me too, everyday lol

[@leomoe433]

Winning at life

[@bluelagoon228]

《 KittyGurl2320 》 not doing their job

[@PS2Damon]

its alright, enjoy your $7/hr

[@tdurden9532]

@@PS2Damon How do you know? I'm a VP and doing the same. My salary is 110k

[@adamlutsch1975]

Her whale is impressive, even learning it so late.

[@NegativeAccelerate]

This is actually a good metaphor for why we invest so much money into learning about random subjects. I actually think it’s brilliant do diversify subjects as much as possible.

[@talentlesscommenter1329]

Did you just call whales a “random subject”

[@aurelia8028]

Schools don't just teach random shit, though. It's called being a functioning, educated human

[@Kinetochore-ti5hk]

@@aurelia8028 There are a lot of reasons the educational system in the U.S. specifically doesn't work. Yes, it's true schools teach more than just "random shit," but the "one size fits all" approach to education leads to students learning a lot of things irrelevant to their long-term career goals and not enough about the subjects they're actually pursuing. I believe Finland (one of the best-educated countries in the world) starts tailoring class schedules to the student before high school.

[@finwefingolfin7113]

@@Kinetochore-ti5hk That's an unfair comparison. People in Finland are intelligent.

[@dharmallars]

@@finwefingolfin7113 they weren’t saying anything bad about Finland. They were saying their school system is probably more effective than the traditional public American school system bc it’s more individualized to the student. That’s a good thing.

[@dubsinthetubs]

And to think that to this day there is still a monstrous insufficiency in our nation's whale education. Massive support for The Onion for attempting to bring light to the issue.

[@Reac2]

This discussion clearly had no effect. I've been to primary schools for personal reasons and none of the kids could tell apart whale species by the smell of their feces. It's truly saddening

[@QRSC-fh2ob]

Clifford Banes has quite the temperament lol

[@katiem8860]

Learning about whales is the most crucial part of our educational system, and frankly I am shocked at how we have been neglecting such a vital part.

[@mho...]

Love the Picture of the Anchor coming to work, seeing the new set , turning around & leaving with an "oh hellll no" on his lips 🤣

[@trumpmech]

"My mother was too busy workin' to be cooin' no whale songs to me" lol

[@musthavmusic]

I don't know how this comment made it 12 years without a reply, but here you go. Hope you're doing well.

[@trumpmech]

@@musthavmusic thanks ;)

[@eggroll1255]

TrumpetMech hello

[@trumpmech]

@@eggroll1255 hi :)

[@adh0c468]

On a related note, I’d like to congratulate you on correctly quoting the video. Two other comments above misquoted the same line, which I find annoying. How hard is it to check the actual phrasing in a two minute video?

[@doodelay]

you really just made those cloudy waters all the more clear for me dear fellow, thank you o.o

[@hamzaboulmane3801]

as usual the onion is asking the real questions

[@fortvancouver2]

I am amazed at how little funding (only 84%) is spent on whale education. I have since learned that 13% is spent on frivolous things like sports, band, and art. while almost 2% are doled out on teacher salaries. What disgusts me the most is that nearly 1% is wasted on such useless things as reading, writing, and math, whatever those things are!

[@bryanbridges2987]

This is a 100% accurate reflection of American news panels. Always talking about mundane things, none of them can contribute more than a 1D argument for/against something, and usually not a single one has any clue what they are talking about. Everyone is a stand-in for certain kinds of ppl with nothing unique to say, and certainly nothing to add!

[@Ebircs570]

Good reporting guys. Im going to do my part to teach my son more.

[@Errupt]

The real question is Are we ever going to see Clifford Baynes????

[@DougWolfe]

Today on #whalefacts: A whale is classified as a mammal. Mammals have legs and feet and so do whales. The average human can’t see them though because they’re so tiny. When a whale walks up on shore from the beach they look eerie and some people are frightened because they look like they’re gliding across the sand, sort of like those gliding nuns in the movie The Blues Brothers.

[@spiddyman0079]

The best onion intro is “ I’m subbing in for Alex Jones who’s fighting his nemesis on top of an abandoned clock tower”

[@Nick-kh5xs]

Do you remember which one?

[@spiddyman0079]

LiterallyNick Na bro. It was so funny tho

[@spiddyman0079]

LiterallyNick kzbin.info/www/bejne/aIPVo5iMqc2KiLs

[@spiddyman0079]

LiterallyNick got it

[@Nick-kh5xs]

@@spiddyman0079 k, thanks

[@frederickoftheartic2209]

Her Whale Voice sounds like closing a creaky door at 3am

[@noodlearg9745]

Yes. Yes we do need this.

[@zapkvr]

Electric light orchestra recorded the whale song on Out of the blue

[@TheJackiscool]

I think at least 98% of the school budget should be dedicated to teaching our children about whales.

[@jacobc9221]

Why can't we just move all of our schools closer to the coast? Then even Midwestern students could have their own school whale!

[@nicolasmedina7642]

Ah this takes me back to first grade, my teacher liked whales and actually incorporated them into the curriculum a little

[@pizzacart4805]

Wilbur Scott will give whale facts to all schools

[@according_to_rizo]

"I remember learning that song when I was in school." Win.

[@captainpanic08]

The bit where she starts making whalesong noises was what did it for me.

[@gabrielgonzales5907]

The whale song at the end did it for me XDDDD

[@Lelem2]

Asking the real questions here I see

[@Cjnw]

Are they learning enough about England, Northern Ireland, or Scotland too ?? 😛

[@PwnZombie]

Someone got the Northern Ireland part correct, miracle

[@keiyakins]

Yknow what? For all the problems with children learning about whales, the positive depiction of continuing education is genuinely heartwarming.

[@craftingmac6162]

I'm too high for this

[@thomasjones4893]

I am Welsh and I can confirm we don’t learn enough about Wales. I only learnt a week ago there’s more than one of Whale.

[@heirofthenazareen3812]

I'm American and we don't learn enough about them either. But there are a lot of them.

[@XxToxictotheYeti]

This is like any nation in civilization 5

[@SC-pu3tg]

“Daddy, what’s an Orca?” The best part about these to me are the titles of Duncan’s books lol

[@DoctorT144]

Dude, I learned that song in school too. And I was homeschooled! These schools really do need to learn how to use their money more effectively, otherwise Americans are going to one day have no way to compete with the level of whale knowledge of even some third world countries. We as a society really need to stop being so lazy, and focus on the whale education that we all need to survive in this harsh world.

[@Kavanaugh_Kohls]

This is the most oddly wholesome Onion video.

[@Skinwalkerhunter-e8w]

Clifford Barnes is awesome! An illusion to remind us all that the Onionverse is way to interesting to waste your time doing your job! The man! The myth! The legend!

[@SirBoberus]

Being from Wales I know so much about Whales

[@allhailshadow1984]

What does Clifford Banes look like?

[@GM-xw8ky]

allhailshadow1984 I'm not sure, he only appeared once and he was wearing a Julianna McKannis mask 😢

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

a whale

[@willyjoerockhead]

2:00 i didn't see that coming!

[@stepancamfrla]

EVERY TELEVISION DEBATE

[@TheDerpyWhaleYT]

I agree :)

[@HarshRajAlwaysfree]

But are we learning enough about Mitochondria ?

[@Sylviaon]

It is the powerhouse of the cell after all

[@John_Smith_Dumfugg]

She looks so proud

[@Matt-od3jt]

I prefer Scotland

[@GoldBallTV]

Scandalous statistics... good on the onion for tackling this issue.

[@jacobmartin8332]

Huh. I think I remember that song from school, too...

[@notthepsychicyourelookingf2369]

yeah it's a marine christmas carol. i guess you guys went to parochial school

[@keenan429]

Ah yes The Onion, always addressing the hard hitting questions!

[@Mrissecool]

What about Wales?!

[@uss_04]

2023: Orcas giving valuable lessons about Whales

[@shanechenmusic]

Wilbur Soot: Whale Facts

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

The Whale Biologist from Futurama appreciates time spent on this crucial subject.

[@Zeruel3]

What about sharks? There's never any room in the budget for Shark Awareness dammit!

[@Tuckerscreator]

This schooling is vital for education porpoises.

[@Jefff72]

How is a kid supposed to get ahead in life if they can't name the difference between a Blue Whale and a Sperm Whale? What if a potential employer ask a candidate to name a medium-sized toothed whale that possesses a large "tusk" from a protruding canine tooth? I'm sorry but our not getting that position as networking specialist!

[@anthonymeade7345]

Narwhal?

[@Jefff72]

@@anthonymeade7345 you're hired!

[@reddybear8506]

I love the smile on their faces after she's saying that sweet melody. I remember hearing that song in school 😂

[@benm1414]

For anyone doubting the legitimacy of this, The Onion News has been around since 1896- as clearly shown in the intro. 0:01

[@sublationmedia]

Thanks for showing me this 15 year old video, algorithm.