Panelists discuss whether animals should play a more active role in the fight for their rights by participating in marches or organizing boycotts. More coverage at: onion.com
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@tk02084 жыл бұрын
If animals don’t want to be eaten why are they made of food?
@RonJohn634 жыл бұрын
That's surprisingly profound.
@Dotum4 жыл бұрын
Don’t you suppose that in order to fear being eaten, you must first be edible?
@arpitshukla29814 жыл бұрын
This didn't age well. #covid 😂😂
@Abhishek-sr2pu4 жыл бұрын
@@arpitshukla2981 well if you bats then
@petergriffin62234 жыл бұрын
@@arpitshukla2981 It was posted when covid was already loose u stupid boy💪
@MajesticSkywhale6 жыл бұрын
Did Clifford ever get revenge on his father's killer? I've been wondering for 10 years please update
@phillipborbon65985 жыл бұрын
Still searching
@lastoinktonight27235 жыл бұрын
I think if I was hunting down the scumbag who killed my father, I would tell my boss, that I´m just sick or want to take prolonged holiday or smth. But maybe that´s just me.
@fishyc1504 жыл бұрын
Ive heard that the guy that killed his dad was the same black man that killed and ate the camper leaving the half eaten fish. Thought they had him at one point but got the wrong guy. They're still looking for him.
@abdmzn4 жыл бұрын
He got killed and now his son is looking for the scumbag who killed him.
@valdrex35314 жыл бұрын
hey hey rhodesia
@christinash22354 жыл бұрын
"The only thing that's keeping me from being a member of PETA is their persistent support of water buffalo." That is such a hilarious play on speciesism.
@jaschabull23654 жыл бұрын
He's probably mad because everybody's got one except for him, the salt is real.
@WhyArentYouVegan3 жыл бұрын
You said it Christi, I think the Onion was more ahead of it's time then people give it credit for with this one.
@robsan54103 жыл бұрын
@@jaschabull2365 holy shit. That took me back.
@Irgendwelche53 жыл бұрын
"Speciesism" is probably the dumbest word ever created lol
@drabnail7773 жыл бұрын
@@Irgendwelche5 Dont get offended dude. Im sure people thought Racism was a dumb word too.
@dontlikesand19556 жыл бұрын
#NotAllWaterBuffalo
@musiew6834 жыл бұрын
stop virtue signalling, water buffalo will get the right to vote when they learn to be literate and become functioning members of society
@paige51584 жыл бұрын
@@musiew683 Its people like u who have push water buffalo rights back at least 5 years
@jakes15664 жыл бұрын
The water buffalos are innocent! It's the fire buffalos that arent following the law and are refusing to be civilised!
@Adrian-xb5fq4 жыл бұрын
Jake S this is true. It’s the fire buffalos who wiped out the entire race of air buffalos, including the avatar
@jaschabull23654 жыл бұрын
#YesEverybodyHasGotAWaterBuffalo
@JamesatWar16 жыл бұрын
"I dont like those hermit crabs" lol
@jamirec4 жыл бұрын
me neither
@jwaj3 жыл бұрын
Ok 12 year old comment
@conorgiven39213 жыл бұрын
@@jwaj when that person wrote that comment i was 9
@PimpKilla7893 жыл бұрын
I was 17
@nekozombie3 жыл бұрын
@@conorgiven3921 damn, I was 8 :o
@AdamYJ12 жыл бұрын
To be fair, that Million Dog March may have worked if that squirrel hadn't run by.
@ipodtouch4954 жыл бұрын
It was bad enough after the squirrel, but when the rabbit came along? Jesus it was a fucking free for all after that!
@Laugh-a-lot9834 жыл бұрын
@@ipodtouch495 Not even. It was the cat that caused all the ruckus. He couldn't mind his own business when the time came.
@inspectorjavert84433 жыл бұрын
Laugh a-lot stop pussy shaming
@Kingofavolon3 жыл бұрын
@@inspectorjavert8443 Yeah at least Ben Shapiro is ok with pussies when they're dry, but these guys are just being assholes to all of them.
@Sinha010 Жыл бұрын
That squirrel knew what she was doing when she walked by those dogs. She knew they couldn't help themselves, and she wanted some dog action, too. I wouldn't be surprised if she was an agent provocateur.
@vexivero6 жыл бұрын
"animals have traditionally been politically apathetic" lmao 3 years later these videos are even funnier to me
@thebag34296 жыл бұрын
Vexivero 10 years
@n0ame1u15 жыл бұрын
@@thebag3429 11 years
@LucasSChiefsLightning5 жыл бұрын
@@thebag3429 Maybe he first watched it 3 years ago
@theyoshi2024 жыл бұрын
@Chiefs Lightning .......that doesn’t fix things.
@chonacastillo47774 жыл бұрын
Context? I live with patrick star
@joea.99696 жыл бұрын
I DONT LIKE THOSE HERMIT CRABS!
@alexsarullo37535 жыл бұрын
Joe A. No
@manicabawse28674 жыл бұрын
Casual racism
@HiFisch944 жыл бұрын
Cracked me up
@captaintomato54334 жыл бұрын
You know you've been watching too much Onion when you can pinpoint the exact character who said something as well as their voice reading the quote out to you before you even see it in the actual video.
@BlurryLens31054 жыл бұрын
1:34
@JiveTalkinJack13 жыл бұрын
"No one is going to argue with that point." "Well, I mean, some people do argue with that point." and then it's just dropped. Haha
@siyacer3 жыл бұрын
They're facting
@smeetb013 жыл бұрын
Juliana was born a savage that's why
@aljohnson82093 жыл бұрын
Fucking geniuses
@pleasegetoffofmyaccounttho13562 жыл бұрын
Nugget
@someguy21352 жыл бұрын
The benefits of switching to a purely plant based diet are amazing. 1-Your own health (vegans are less likely to get several deadly chronic diseases) 2-Helping to end animal agriculture would reduce the chance of another pandemic & other zoonotic diseases 3-Helping to end animal ag would reduce the chance of the development of an antibiotic resistant pathogen. 4-Animal ag wastes a huge amount of fresh water 5-Animal ag is a major cause of water pollution 6-Animal ag is a major cause of deforestation 7-Animal ag increases PTSD and spousal abuse in the people who work in slaughterhouses 8-Animal ag is a major cause of the loss of habitat and biodiversity 9-Animal welfare, obviously 10- It is the single most effective way for each of us to fight climate change and environmental degradation. 11- Longer lifespan. 12- Healthier weight (vegans were the only dietary group in the Adventist Studies that had an average BMI in the recommended range.) 13- Ending animal ag would save the lives of 8 million people every year and save $1.5 trillion dollars (Oxford Study.) Links for some of these are at my channel under "About."
@Jotto9995 жыл бұрын
There's something special about The Onion, such that their jokes tend to age really well. Just as funny or even funnier many years later.
@plushiesdx4 жыл бұрын
they age like a fine onion
@tracy96104 жыл бұрын
@plushiesdx 🤣🤣🤣
@wh56013 жыл бұрын
Yep incredibly salient given the events of the last year and the ignorant or just plain bigoted responses from some to the BLM protests. Honestly it’s as though the Onion staff were time travellers
@0Freguenedy03 жыл бұрын
They are so underrated
@TigaToonsELTiagor3 жыл бұрын
They respects and understand deeply what they're talking about. Satire at its best.
@petesmith94755 жыл бұрын
That angry black lady is just great.
@skyislandaz5 жыл бұрын
That's Maxine Waters!
@Yog--Sothoth4 жыл бұрын
nancy is great. this channel should make a list with all of the videos with her in it.
@Yog--Sothoth4 жыл бұрын
HMM? maybe i'll do that myself
@X_Ov3R-_-Ki114 жыл бұрын
That's ET
@Mashineish4 жыл бұрын
@@Yog--Sothoth i subscribed to u for this video.
@HotCuppaCoffee10 жыл бұрын
If animals are too damn lazy to stand-up for their Rights, why should I? Rights come with responsibility, and I have yet to see any animal take responsibility for it's actions. Until that day comes, I say, they're on their own!
@drasent10 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing I have ever read. Go ahead & be lazy, I just pray you never have animals & if you do, I pray for their safety, hoping a decent person adopts them.
@HotCuppaCoffee10 жыл бұрын
drasent Well thanks, *_PETA !_* It's animals that are lazy. That's why most of them went extinct. They don't care about us, so I say, screw them too!
@manuelantuna27496 жыл бұрын
If animals wouldn't wanna be molested THEY SHOULD SPEAK UP!!!
@ileryon40194 жыл бұрын
My dog ate some random food I dropped on the floor and he dont even care. Not a single fuck given.
@iwantlee95104 жыл бұрын
drasent ?
@jewbinson13 жыл бұрын
"Just keep throwing paint on people" "Because people love having paint thrown on them" "Yes, it's lovely"
@VixieTSQ3 жыл бұрын
The way she says it's lovely is amazing too
@justinmceachern49533 жыл бұрын
If they didn't want me to put them in a hole and wear their skin they should of used the lotion I bought them because now they get the hose again.
@drabnail7773 жыл бұрын
The paint exposes their guilt
@alandolawson19243 жыл бұрын
@@VixieTSQ Imagine if she had a British accent "It's luvley"
@TheRatOnFire_29 күн бұрын
Just stop oil stole some ideas hmmm
@noxaurum19 жыл бұрын
I don't like those hermit crabs either
@SilverSpade927 жыл бұрын
That'sWhatSheSaid that lady always has the best lines
@inspectorjavert84436 жыл бұрын
Hey jack ass I identify as a hermit crab and I'm repotting you to the You Tube Heros for harassment!
@BazicShotz5 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@dyslexiusmaximus5 жыл бұрын
It fucking killed me
@Dave_Chrome5 жыл бұрын
@@inspectorjavert8443 KZbin Heroes hahahhaa
@georgiohenderson59986 жыл бұрын
I bring up a lot of Onion topics at work and no one quite understands
@kwanbuggs2886 жыл бұрын
Georgio Henderson hey
@SovietRussia7775 жыл бұрын
@@kwanbuggs288 hey
@hisexcellencypresidentofre41184 жыл бұрын
It takes a certain level of intellect to grasp onion jokes..lol
@gcg81874 жыл бұрын
If animals wouldn't wanna be molested THEY SHOULD SPEAK UP!!!
@TheLoneMitten3 жыл бұрын
Dont apologize. You're the one who wasted your life on this.
@Nickname103443 жыл бұрын
“Animals have traditionally been politically apathetic” I love the Onion so much
@sunkcostfallacy27383 жыл бұрын
Ikr. I wish they'd bring back this format. I miss it. Now, it's more like a podcast kind of thing.
@sunkcostfallacy27383 жыл бұрын
@@labadaba5088 It's a little more complex than that. It's primarily making fun of our exploitative capitalistic consumer culture here in the West that exploits third world wage slave children (and sometimes, outright chattel slave children) so we can luxuriate with our cheap phones, cheap clothes (or our expensive clothes), coffee, chocolate bars and candy in general, etc. The list goes on. It's about Western hyper-consumerism and hypocrisy. So it's not making fun of the children, it's making fun of us.
@passionofthecrust91733 жыл бұрын
@@labadaba5088 Black/minority rights. Don't know what the other guy's on about
@raftlack43262 жыл бұрын
jimothy?
@someguy21352 жыл бұрын
It's funny because animals can't talk for themselves. Unless you count body language, or the screams of pigs as they suffocate in the gas chambers that are sometimes used. That, of course, is not so funny.
@DudeKembro6914 жыл бұрын
"Well if they EVER want to VOTE, they'd better start learnin how to march!" "I don't like those hermit crabs!" These lines have lived rent free in my head for all of my adult life thus far.
@joycee54933 жыл бұрын
I think this was the funniest line in the whole skit!!!
@udarasamarasinghe88113 жыл бұрын
Migrating Wildebeest have entered the chat
@someguy21352 жыл бұрын
It's funny because animals can't talk for themselves. Unless you count body language, or the screams of pigs as they suffocate in the gas chambers that are sometimes used. That, of course, is not so funny.
@an000n Жыл бұрын
@@someguy2135 or the a deer watching helplessly as it’s intentions are ripped out by a pack of wolves. Being an animal must suck
@someguy2135 Жыл бұрын
@@an000n When humans breed dogs and cats into existence, they become our responsiblity. When humans breed farm animals into existence, they become our responsibility. Predators in the wild need to kill other animals to survive and thrive. Humans do not.
@medexamtoolsdotcom4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, ALL animal rights activism has been in fact carried out by animals.
@revenevan113 жыл бұрын
Woah that just kinda blew my mind lol
@thecommiesalami92173 жыл бұрын
All rights are animal right if you think about it
@firstnamelastname34773 жыл бұрын
No, actually there's a reddit user called u/veganactivismbot which, as the name implies it is not an animal but it does animal rights activism.
@antan23293 жыл бұрын
@@firstnamelastname3477 even the fucking robots are trying to force veganism on everyone
@jorge85963 жыл бұрын
@@antan2329 I only consume vegan friendly, gluten-free electricity
@dontlikesand19556 жыл бұрын
I can't stand the specists. Duncan's disdain for the water buffalo has hurt the entire movement considering how popular his book was.
@brianlee2224 жыл бұрын
"The Water Buffalo cries out, even as it strikes you"
@timopper54883 жыл бұрын
DontLikeSand Personally, I think the water buffalo should have MORE rights than people.
@swagcandy25763 жыл бұрын
Yeah his book "My struggle... with water buffalo" really resonates with me and brings up valid arguments
@falpsdsqglthnsac Жыл бұрын
i don't like those hermit crabs
@9movierox13 жыл бұрын
i find those two peoples prejudice very insulting! my father was a water buffalo and my mother was half hermit crab, and i must say that both are proud species! join me fellow hermit buffalos in fighting for our rights! we may be frowned on more than any other species but we must show the world that wee are not afraid!
@sunkcostfallacy27383 жыл бұрын
I'm 100 percent human, but I promise to get offended on your behalf whenever I see anyone on Twitter make fun of water buffalos and hermit crabs. I understand my privilege, and promise to do everything in my power to check it.
@fishyfish19173 жыл бұрын
@@sunkcostfallacy2738 Check your privileges, human.
@carbon53623 жыл бұрын
@@fishyfish1917 Check your privilege of privilege checking, fish.
@someguy21352 жыл бұрын
t's funny because animals can't talk for themselves. Unless you count body language, or the screams of pigs as they suffocate in the gas chambers that are sometimes used. That, of course, is not so funny.
@anquanpham4287 Жыл бұрын
@@carbon5362 Check your privileges of not being alive, rock.
@memo64611 жыл бұрын
I dont like those hermit crabs >_>
@Trolligarch5 жыл бұрын
Clearly, animals are complacent in their repression
@hlawulekanimangwani5 жыл бұрын
Complicit
@chtholly80844 жыл бұрын
@@hlawulekanimangwani Complicated
@ludie_4 жыл бұрын
librul
@pratikbrli4 жыл бұрын
complaisant???
@jaymesigler64024 жыл бұрын
*oppression
@NicholasVossVader5453 жыл бұрын
Not a fan of PETA, love their bread though.
@heirofthenazareen38123 жыл бұрын
LOL :-)
@TCt830676953 жыл бұрын
Lol you're ridiculous🤣
@someguy21352 жыл бұрын
Just be sure not to put slices of animals inside the bread. I like Tofurky myself.
@dawaronline3 жыл бұрын
The work that is consistently put into this writing of THIS SHOW to make sure there is always space for a nuanced, multifaceted debate about the most ridiculous topics, will NEVER be fully appreciated.
@MrDino1953 Жыл бұрын
Wrong. I appreciate it.
@BitchesCallMeTFree12 жыл бұрын
The black lady is my hero
@Pseudonym1016 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, I love the final two lines... "Because people love having paint thrown on them." "Yes, it''s lovely."
@dtglck4fkds Жыл бұрын
14 years later after your comment I am still enjoying this video!
@waluigihentailover6926 Жыл бұрын
Fifteen years!
@thebannaman25293 жыл бұрын
Good for Clifford, he will finally be fully mature once he avenges his fathers death. They grow up so fast 🥺😢
@eatthenewgod48283 жыл бұрын
The Onion is a true journalistic source, they aren't afraid of tackling the hard questions.
@hengedraws2 жыл бұрын
“I don’t like those hermit crabs” such a good line
@andromalius95953 жыл бұрын
"I dont like those Hermit Crabs!" I nearly choked on my toothpaste🤣
@vexivero9 жыл бұрын
It's lovely!
@hiilikehiding97588 жыл бұрын
The fact that idiots are saying this is fake, pisses me off. I mean who the fuck creates an entire channel and series regarding very serious topics, even about IRAQ. Smh
@augustlongpre648 жыл бұрын
+Ever loving ...hey, are.......are you serious?
@michaelshannon61345 жыл бұрын
Why is Clifford Banes never on his own show?
@alexsarullo37535 жыл бұрын
Michael Shannon it’s called a running gag
@breakingbacon6585 жыл бұрын
Alex Sarullo who’s Clifford Banes gagging?!
@alexsarullo37535 жыл бұрын
Adam Hunt you’re speaking to him
@bones3434 жыл бұрын
He made one appearance, but he was wearing a perfect mask of Julianna McKannis.
@LovingPrinceTamayuki4 жыл бұрын
@@bones343 I saw that one it was hilarious!
@yueshijoorya6014 жыл бұрын
Clifford Banes has lots of things to attend to, it seems. And right within the time frame for his job.
@DarkShadowRage15 жыл бұрын
Just keep thrown PAINT ON PEOPLE!
@kwanbuggs2886 жыл бұрын
DarkShadowRage2 suuuuup bitch
@gcg81874 жыл бұрын
If animals wouldn't wanna be molested THEY SHOULD SPEAK UP!!!
@blankface_4 жыл бұрын
"PETA has been fighting for animal rights for decades with little success" lol
@drabnail7773 жыл бұрын
Considering how much vegan options there are, id say they made a lot success. and it keeps on going. evolve with the diet or stay as a meat eating savage
@drabnail7773 жыл бұрын
@@cg-691 Nothing i said wasnt true. Does veganism offend your feelings?
@legrandliseurtri74952 жыл бұрын
@@drabnail777 Those options didn't appear thanks to PETA.
@someguy21352 жыл бұрын
@@cg-691 Nothing he said wasn't true. People resent and mock vegans (usually) because vegans make them feel guilty for paying people to mistreat and unnecessarily kill innocent, sentient beings for their taste pleasure.
@someguy21352 жыл бұрын
@@legrandliseurtri7495 How do you know? Some people have been converted due to their activities. Others have gone vegan from the activities of others. All we know is that veganism is on the rise.
@Ashimrak16 жыл бұрын
Nancy Fachandler is absolutely my FAVORITE member of this team! So classic, serious, and unequivocally hilarious!
@jameslee-mv2px11 жыл бұрын
i dont like those hermit crabs!!!
@sunkcostfallacy27383 жыл бұрын
We're gonna build a great net on every coast and make the hermit crabs pay for it. Hermit crabs are taking our jobs. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, and SOME I assume are good crabs. This comment was paid for Sunk Cost Fallacy 2020. "I'm Sunk Cost Fallacy and I approve this message." (if I change my KZbin name, this might not make sense. My name currently is Sunk Cost Fallacy on KZbin, just so you know... ok bye)
@variedgamer94984 жыл бұрын
I love how the old pundit keeps being interrupted when trying to get his point across
@robez02563 жыл бұрын
"Nobody is gonna argue with you on that point" "well some people do..." classic
@user-lh2hx5xf4e4 жыл бұрын
I was just watching a video about water buffalos in Chinese and then this appeared in my recommendations xD
@kdever82916 жыл бұрын
This is too funny!!! I don't know how you guys don't crack up during the middle of filming these skits.... I would have died laughing as soon as the water buffalo came up...
@danagray97093 жыл бұрын
Lazy dogs and cats, not putting in the work for their freedom! Why, when I told my three cats we would go marching today and tried to hand them the signs, they just glared at me, then ran away from the scary pointy stick! I told them, "You'll never have the right to all you can eat wet food buffets at this rate!"
@BillionairesArentYourFriends3 жыл бұрын
'Since 1896' 0:01 wtf I've been watching the onion for years and never noticed. I mean it's common knowledge but it's really great to be reminded of the early days of the onion.
@mariabarker20363 жыл бұрын
I didn't laugh once... I was too afraid I'd miss the next line!
@GamelanSinarSurya4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t like those hermit crabs!” LMAO..
@henryhomstad44613 жыл бұрын
This media outlet had been around since 1896, so it is obviously reliable!
@mikearchibald744 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe they'd lump water buffalo's in with animals.
@kierantheo12 жыл бұрын
Water buffaloes? Water buffaloes? Really! Those bastards don't even brush their teeth. Rights DENIED! hahahaa
@medfry6 жыл бұрын
Kieran Theo hey comeon I don't brush my teeth either. *rights stripped from me* O-Oh.
@elicitwildly14 жыл бұрын
"Well, animals need to demand their rights to fair animal trials. Then they can wear little robes, dress up like little lawyers...." "Ah, don't forget the little hats!" "Well, some people do argue with that point--" [cut] Pure hilarity.
@dannycunil59892 жыл бұрын
I love how the intro changes for every video dispite the news station being the same
@zaxtor12 жыл бұрын
@Arundodonax P2. Is a part of my site when you google that phrase with the " and it explain that who would I save first.
@GenieBella15 жыл бұрын
"Just keep throwing paint on people!" "Because people love having paint thrown on them." "Yeah, it's just lovely." xD I love these videos!
@fadiekay15 жыл бұрын
I would like to present a case for spiders not having rights. They creep me out. We should continue to segregate spiders in their tiny spider ghetos.
@kwanbuggs2886 жыл бұрын
fadiekay suuuuuup bitch
@doomclasher92878 ай бұрын
The spiders I've been harboring at home aren't gonna be happy with you...
@Ccornelius58623 жыл бұрын
So we all just here 12 years later?
@heelrarenederlander4 жыл бұрын
Didn't George Orwell write a book about this
@tusharpandey8584 жыл бұрын
Every house should adopt a lion or a Tiger at least. They are not treated equally in sanctuary. Some of them are even lifting their voices up... I tried talking with one of them they were so frustrated that they eat my hand but it's ok now. They are fine...
@daisyhoward54723 жыл бұрын
I agree. To hell with those water buffalo. They bring nothing to the table. Not even water.
@ThesepretzelsRmakingmethirsty4 жыл бұрын
I need more from this conversation.
@TheNightshadePrince Жыл бұрын
“ I don’t like those hermit crabs” xD she is hilarious, she is the best one on her, I also love her take on the money pit. We need the onion to come back. :)
@exiel27403 жыл бұрын
I mean if the animals don't want the rights then we should exploit them as much as we can.
@garypierce73804 жыл бұрын
You have to wonder why animals aren't doing more for human rights? Why are they so self-centered, always wanting food or to lick you for your salt?
@lavamatstudios Жыл бұрын
PETA should realize that ALL animals matter. Not just the non-human ones.
@whade620003 жыл бұрын
Look, I'm not a speciesist, but it's about damn time somebody spoke up frankly about the water buffalo problem. If the other animals kicked them out this debate would become a lot simpler.
@Bmayo2715 жыл бұрын
"I don't like those hermet-crabs" at 1:36 was the single funniest thing I've ever seen / heard!!
@Buranazi11 жыл бұрын
My dog voted yes.
@kwanbuggs2886 жыл бұрын
Buranazi hey
@adr15016 жыл бұрын
The only thing stopping me from being a car-carring member of PETA is their incessant support of the Water Buffalo. Its ridiculous. loll
@nighteye40426 жыл бұрын
Hello 10 year old commentt
@kwanbuggs2886 жыл бұрын
adr150 heyyyyyyy
@normangetsinger80264 жыл бұрын
"I don't like those hermit crabs." lol
@xxxxyz8543 жыл бұрын
Dorothy Fox is that, she has the best lines: Little hats, learn to march, hate those hermit crabs, throw paint on people, just lovely.
@NoodlePowa15 жыл бұрын
"Because people love having paint thrown on them." "Yes, it's lovely." HAHA
@tylermoody11304 жыл бұрын
Oh don't forget their little hats
@Shamweeniedog104 жыл бұрын
Always that one lady hahhaa
@bobs28096 жыл бұрын
the onion always delivers
@gebaseer993 жыл бұрын
0:25 Just realized that's Tom Shillue from Red Eye on Fox haha
@TheUnlocked4 жыл бұрын
This video is simultaneously satire and not satire.
@BB-ki7he4 жыл бұрын
Almost like its some kind of metaphor...
@brettsocc314 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh so hard. I love the sarcasm!
@doomclasher92878 ай бұрын
A neighbor of mine is a water buffalo. They are not happy with this
@derply56923 жыл бұрын
Wow this is exactly my sense of humor
@cabreram.47346 жыл бұрын
0:30 is that Skinner's voice?!
@Food5Thought5 жыл бұрын
Wow, great catch, that's really similar
@ClintonKelly8712 жыл бұрын
"I don't like them hermit crabs!" XD
@allbutperfect8 ай бұрын
😭😭😭 God, I love The Onion
@Spect3r. Жыл бұрын
"I dont like thous hermit crabs" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
@cinmhmd89411 жыл бұрын
your dog always vote YES, it doesnt mater what for.
@frankishempire23226 жыл бұрын
WE DONT NEED NO STINKY BADGERS
@badarbiter13 жыл бұрын
@urreadingthishuh ...how tall is the bridge from the ground?
@senhorengenheiro13 жыл бұрын
@hectiky well they are around. :D. have fun!
@hiteshkumar.v4613 жыл бұрын
Animals did do something for their rights (Of not being eaten) Covid -19 !
@kevunn10110 жыл бұрын
I will be dead and in the ground, eaten by maggots before I see a water buffalo with the same rights as I. xD Card carrying member of PETA? xD lmao
@siyacer3 жыл бұрын
Oh no, those water buffalos
@timopper54883 жыл бұрын
He’s clearly indicating his bias in favor of fly larvae.
@deadithink13 жыл бұрын
@OnlyTheWeakNeedHelp Um... good response.
@Hotchpotchsoup2 жыл бұрын
"I don't like those hermit crabs!" Lmao xD
@cutiepatootie6612 жыл бұрын
'Just keep throwing paint on people' LOL that is all PETA is good for.
@martinh11304 жыл бұрын
Crabs are people, clams are people, legit or quit!
@jakepullman49144 жыл бұрын
'Clams are stupid.
@sunkcostfallacy27383 жыл бұрын
@@jakepullman4914 Bruh, you are so #youroverparty #cancelled #bigoted
@imanygirl15 жыл бұрын
Wow. You are SO funny. SO original. No one has EVER heard that 10 billion times.
@joemama24992 жыл бұрын
Does anybody know the name of the actress that plays Nancy? I can’t find it anywhere 😞
@abechait23854 жыл бұрын
“Just keep throwing paint on people because people love having paint thrown on them”- wise men
@cecelialenore55763 жыл бұрын
animals traditionally have been politically apathetic
@tyler75492 жыл бұрын
Damnit, i was hoping the black lady would make a “peta butter” joke. lol.
@fashygoy15 жыл бұрын
"Animals can not speak, so we must give them a voice." LOL wow your words are like the paint of an artist!
@publikymage14 жыл бұрын
I love the reasons why Clifford can't host the show.
@GizmoTheSloth2 жыл бұрын
God I hate water bugs
@dekio121414 жыл бұрын
@TheGreenerItGets amen brother
@TheIr0nMike14 жыл бұрын
@krazycore It would really only work if this was an actual show, but I would love it none the less.