Are You a Simp?

Bro Science #145: The Simp Flowchart.
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[@michaelbrissette4487]

If you treat her like a celebrity, she’ll treat you like a fan. -Socrates

[@caiocarano8120]

Best one that I heard today, I will not forget

[@FeiTheVillain]

@yitzhak rafaeli shekkelsteinberg Your dad is a simp, and he created a mistake.

[@SoulKingBK]

I don’t think Socrates actually said that... -insert woooosh here-

[@Dionyboz]

@@SoulKingBK yeah it's actually from Nietzsche

[@augustusm7947]

Bro i can relate so f'ing hard

[@TrevorWallace]

That’s it I’m changing my name

[@BroScienceLife]

Trevor Wallace pull up Trevor!

[@cdub1010]

Trevor always struck me a brofessor disciple

[@Joe_Pittard]

@@BroScienceLife 70th like

[@HapsterHap]

Twevoh wallwus

[@simonal2049]

Simpology 101

[@akcustom7838]

this guy should definitely be a family therapist

[@kronikakuma8]

top notch, no bs straight to the issues.

[@amandawaller7267]

"Actually, 'Feel' and 'Responsible' are words used to oppress the Alpha Male." Dead.

[@SS-iu1re]

@Sans lamo

[@matteusmaximofelisberto4385]

@@SS-iu1re lamo

[@jimmyjohn8285]

I'm not a simp, my wife's boyfriend said so

[@ur4n1um95]

Hello Johnny

[@tayduatrinhcoi]

Why are you here Johnny Simp?

[@THOMAS2910able]

Ideal threesome - me, my girl and her man .

[@TheRbruin10]

Lol

[@hyperfreshspace7943]

looool :))))))

[@cday0075]

For the act Dom puts on, his jokes and word play are actually top tier genius

[@l.c3994]

Yes have u seen the shirt lol. Only simps on that platform

[@dingleburryjoe9437]

@@l.c3994 I don't think it's a coincidence that he's wearing that. Either that or he's got a sponsorship which would be ironic

[@taylorw9138]

Joseph Dale it’s a play on the website only fans (amateur porn/nudes). He’s making fun of it by saying only friends. Idk if he made the shirt or bought it somewhere else tho

[@BigRawb666]

@@taylorw9138 it's his shirt available at Dommerch.com

[@zimzimal8547]

Joseph Dale it’s a sponsorship from his own company Dom merch pretty sure you can buy that shirt off his website

[@duineeireannach6588]

If she wants to be treated like a princess, *marry her off to France to strengthen the alliance*

[@benedictcherlet8583]

U win the internet for today

[@arikcrane4636]

*poland

[@nice3333333333]

*#Rule** 1678*

[@PepeLa_]

"Feminist, more like Feminazi, what's your favourite book Mein Simpf?" I'm dead 😂

[@trevorlemire2887]

As a 14 yr old named Trevor, I can confirm his accusations

[@notkingali1798]

Trevor Lemire lol

[@leovang3425]

Wait so you been breast feed until 10

[@MrTVx99]

@@leovang3425 That would kind of suck man, I was more fortunate and kept getting breast fed till my 20s

[@couldbeanybody2508]

As a 14 year old named Thomas, I can affirm his claims as well.

[@thatanimator2724]

season 4 tmrw

[@Shazeks]

12 years a simp... never thought would hear that when I got out of bed today

[@Chris-tc1ln]

Only Simps think about what they are going to hear today

[@Shazeks]

@@Chris-tc1ln Only Simps say: "only simps say what ..."

[@Shazeks]

@Mfurayimanzi Ndayisaba oh no. Did you catch my irony

[@zachryzimmerman4800]

Florian Holzmüller must suck to suck

[@burritocat2018]

Im a simp its amazing join da group

[@AMusician11]

"FuckBoys Are OG Simps" 😂😂😂😂

[@s55558]

So true lol

[@ceebee312]

Never knew that 👍

[@domp5014]

Fr lol

[@xxxninjaspartan]

😂😂😂

[@SchopenhauerVsCamus]

Also couples trapped in sexually frustrating marriages: why, are the original incels. Involuntary celibate. 😂

[@g_shows]

Me:*breathes* Brosciencelife: "Sounds like a one-way ticket to Simpcity"

[@pirateskeleton7828]

“Are willing to become a vegetarian to impress a girl?” I think we know the answer to that.

[@ronaldgreed4967]

Nope

[@backpayne5658]

Simp

[@samguitarguy]

'yeah but I've been thinking about going vegan for a while anyway'

[@massimo96]

Pirate Skeleton never catch me with meat in my mouth 😤

[@x.invictus6597]

He'll still be taking his protein tho. Anally.

[@hugokatzer9076]

The only thing wrong with this video is the lack of gunshots

[@hodb3906]

Hugo Katzer *gunshot at simps*

[@colinday4800]

*S* - squirrels *I* - in *M* - my *P* - pants

[@ramonaharrison7062]

Shut Candice. Phineas:yeah shut up Candice and GET ON THE TRIKE!

[@AMusician11]

😂😂😂

[@myhand4272]

Ok😂

[@xenojason8206]

*S* - shrek *I* - is *M* - my *P* - president

[@boozeblaster6620]

@@TheStudiousDog its a song bruh

[@randybobandy9828]

"And around the bend and back down the MissisSIMPi river" lmao perfection.

[@trevor3905]

“14 year old virgin named Trevor” first of all I’m 17

[@kysike666]

Ok Virgin

[@PrinceMarcusWilliam]

good stuff lol

[@farasens2894]

Ok Trevor

[@Beunibster]

Simpenteen

[@phantom_mist1726]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@richardlynch4570]

“The only top your getting is desk top” Bill Clinton has entered the chat*

[@blainebarcellos162]

Monica Lewinsky has left the chat

[@THElidISon45]

leave me out of this

[@montym1699]

@@THElidISon45 eyy, you still out there simping for Hillary, bro?

[@ililililliil]

Hillary Clinton has left the chat

[@Nobody98456]

*The only dates i get are updates*

[@kevinkent6351]

TBH, this guy either has professional writers or he's a genius.

[@yomumma7803]

he's a genius, just look at his older vids, oh shit.. i'ma be simpin for the dom

[@ben9467]

7:30 I spit out my drink laughing

[@guyami8892]

This would be more clear if there was a picture of Bradley Martin under the word simp.

[@joelron26]

Next vid: "r u Bradley Martin?"

[@uzef73]

Brad literally runs a drug business so he can support his fav OnlyFans girls.

[@kevinhamilton9920]

"The cuck is the simp's final form." Poetry

[@faladr4do402]

Poe-a-tree

[@deweyoogwey]

Poh Tree

[@qqaa0]

How when and why is this a word

[@epiccabbage6530]

It amazes me how he's joking yet this is so accurate

[@HarrygoldBRRR]

this video single handedly makes me feel better about every decision i've ever made

[@specissad8346]

“ To launder her porn money.” A line I thought that I would never hear

[@billytheweasel]

Like all the women who married 'a man that can provide' and who smear actual honest ho's all the tine from their high horse.

[@TheBlink247]

Straight gold way to put most of the e-girl shit tho ngl ;'D

[@wap0r1ze21]

Sadboys 2001

[@deletedchannel2379]

Instructions were too confusing, now I'm a gay man stuck in a straight marriage addicted to crack and pre-workout.

[@ChurlzVA]

You gotta read the fine print, fam

[@dmonarredmonarre3076]

Hahahahahaha. You win the internet bro!

[@eace5078]

🤣✌

[@starmorpheus]

Woah vshred, new account?

[@deletedchannel2379]

@@dmonarredmonarre3076 ty ;) Idk why I never got notifactions for this comment, I expected like 3 likes

[@gabe2927]

Doms comedy is so underrated. These videos takes some serious thought 💭

[@sahithyaaappu]

We need to set up a simp confession rescue and rehabilitation centre in every neighborhood

[@andreylavi111]

😂😂😂

[@indiancowpissdrinker7151]

Poo

[@indiancowpissdrinker7151]

U need to stop schitting on the roads kumar

[@Bigboisully]

Only dislikes are from kids named Trevor

[@henrycavill4679]

Zack Sullivan no shit

[@trevorgcasey]

🖕🏼

[@kyleparker5564]

It's 55 now lol

[@CT-yr8ph]

trevor casey 💀 dam Trevor

[@henrycavill4679]

trevor casey I feel you bruh🤣

[@user-nz7mv2iy6d]

Bradley Martin is the queen of simps

[@KodyKaz]

Marco 🤣

[@ramtn]

Marco lol missed these jokes these drug jokes are just dumb

[@TrustInGlock]

He is a woman

[@hossdelgato6098]

That is sssoooooo good

[@zacharyzero]

Was looking for a comment like this lol

[@Otherfabbros]

There's no escape, if you like women you're destined to be a simp.

[@chico305SIGMA]

Lol The whole simp definition does not make sense in my opinion I mean some of the examples he showed makes sense but the majority of them just don't make sense dude that means that every guy that loves tits and ass is considered a simp and the ones that don't like it which in my opinion are gay are considered normal AKA alpha males and first of all the whole idea of an alpha male doesn't even exist. If you chase women you're not going to get the best if you Chase your career and success AKA money women will be running towards you and waiting in line to marry you. I believe the whole Simp ideology is only for poor people because by that definition president Donald Trump is a simp to me he's a successful man with a beautiful perfect trophy wife.

[@Lemonandlimefuey]

@@jet5061 90% of women are attracted by confidence, not money. Alpha mentality, day game and night game says it all

[@AnonYmous-spyonmepls]

@@Lemonandlimefuey confidence yeah... Literally am the same person now in terms of confidence then I was at 12 years old and the only thing that changed is my muscle size and bank size now hoes kiss me at parties for no reason. What you interpret as confidence is really just positive response you talk to her and she doesn’t listen or care you are deemed unconfident, if you talk to her and she is smiling at you now your so confident all of a sudden its all bs with the confidence you can be the most confident person but if no girl wants to talk to you then you realize these traits are mere interpretations of someone that are heavily influenced by a lot of factors same goes for any positive trait, if you look good people will see you as smart successful confident etc meanwhile it is only your appearence that changes

[@method2madness762]

@@chico305SIGMA I can understand if you're jocking some female and gassing her up and it's not mutual or whatever obviously she's gonna look at you as low status. Now that said I think a lot of dudes are getting extremely carried away with this whole simple sht. In 2021 you can't even say that a girl is hot on a KZbin comment without triggering numerous incels who would rather die then go up and talk to a girl..All these dudes have been hurt bad by someone at some point and it doesn't take a degree in psychology to see that it's just a defense mechanism to protect their fragile little egos. But keep it up. We're going to end up like Japan. I'm honestly thinking this is like some agenda that's being pushed by those in power that want population control.. Maybe the same group that's making the frogs gay lol (kidding)

[@quanbrooklynkid7776]

@@method2madness762 haha

[@praisebokolombe1702]

He should have made shirt called only gains.

[@alaiz2620]

He has xD

[@Andrew-ri5vs]

It's crazy how dom stays in 2012 and 2020 at the same time

[@FalsifiedAccusations]

Wait how?

[@stunart]

Andrew mind blown

[@Hashslingingslasher-]

@@FalsifiedAccusations physically he's in 2020, mentally he's in 2012

[@darrinscott6612]

"All men are KINGS!" "If he breathes, he's a SIMP!"

[@undeadmercenary3196]

Man of culture i see

[@mennehgambia1962]

said no woman ever

[@matthewphillips1890]

Lord Sundae “Said every woman ever”-Every woman ever

[@andressaenz848]

*PIMPS

[@s1nsantana140]

its the remix

[@jacole1234]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks Dom

[@Reialesa]

The amount of clever puns is incredible.

[@saladman3032]

I just got called a simp in 20 different ways in less than 9 minutes. This is the content I subscribed for. keep it up Dom.

[@gthang8978]

Saladman303 yeah! Me too😂

[@Lucas_Jeffrey]

I can't see how 'I'm focusing on myself and don't want to be distracted by women' is even remotely a simp-like statement

[@grizzle7935]

@@Lucas_Jeffrey because it's pure cope?

[@boi7514]

Alternate title: Are you a Bradley Martin?

[@JohnDoe-cq3ii]

Or are you a BM for short

[@sk8mates443]

Boi King Simp 👑

[@Josh-xp6cd]

Martyn

[@Lowtan]

🤣😂 man i really needed this laugh. Turns out everyone is a simp.

[@Radiounderground]

I appreciate that flowchart. Very informative, and it also explains a lot of things about my personal life. Also, love the "OnlyFriends" shirt....

[@remingtoncomp4873]

"Fuckboys are og simps." Pure poetry

[@jessedeschamps1846]

All that pimpin, you still simpin.

[@luffytrace1]

this one hurt

[@alfredvega6451]

I fuckin felt that, hitting close to home.

[@HoeYouGay]

That OG Simpson joke though 😂

[@samekid273]

He talking about models by mark Manson the fake alphas

[@DaEverything1]

imagine telling someone you respect your girlfriend then they ask “oh so you like to get pegged” lmaooo

[@Bald_and_Brown]

DaEverything1 Pegging is legit hot tho

[@thespookyvaginosisnut5984]

@@Bald_and_Brown simp

[@jeramysteve3394]

@@Bald_and_Brown wtf?

[@Bald_and_Brown]

Jeramy Steve Don’t knock it till you try it man.

[@williambrennan1658]

@@Bald_and_Brown simp

[@yudhichandraa.3692]

This is not just ordinary presentation. This is spiritual experience that enlightening.

[@HotaruZoku]

"But doesn't call it p0rn". OOOF. That realness.

[@warisjafri163]

“Because currently, youtube is pegging me”😂😂😂

[@ronvolinsky4409]

sounds simpy to me

[@byZorxn]

"The people vs OJ SIMPson" Killed me

[@noirceur_]

He actually said "The People vs. O.G. Simpson" Pfft... Typical simp

[@fredocuomo5386]

12 years a simp got me

[@majora8253]

OJ Simpson and OG Simpson are to different things OJ murdered somebody. The other prob didnt

[@Ibelikemj]

So did OJ

[@ramonaharrison7062]

The puns! The freaking puns!

[@animatorgtr34]

Brother I've been watching you since the good ole days!! You're still as hilarious as ever!! Glad you succeeded dude!!! Dom mazzetti vs drunk girls 4 life!!!

[@mr.100rupees3]

V shred should make an ad "what type of simp, are you?"

[@jamietodd2560]

The only winning move is not to ask.

[@timclark1218]

Doms channel is the only channel on KZbin without any hate comments

[@Shogun6155]

How can anyone hate this guy😂 maybe feminists but they know the retaliation they would get in the comments.

[@nunyabusiness8538]

he’s been A1 since day 1 and that’s like 10 years ago now

[@w77eed]

@@Shogun6155 You do know its satire right.

[@Shogun6155]

@@w77eed yeah obviously

[@125loopy]

@@Shogun6155 oh no, thus guy actually thinks this is serious 🤣🤣🤣 I'm gonna need you to look up "satire". Feminists would have no problem with this unless they also didn't understand satire.

[@genuineairhead]

You opened my eyes to the truth. Subscribed.

[@DivineShieldmaiden]

Watching the Simpsons will never feel the same

[@alecmarcantonio1489]

I was waiting for The Simpson’s reference the entire video!

[@4040tee]

@@alecmarcantonio1489 Talking to a girl? SIMP

[@indiancowpissdrinker7151]

Hi

[@SeanDalyDJ]

This channel formed my teenage years I’m glad to see it’s still alive

[@sweatysack4761]

Simp ^

[@chillaxer8273]

Simp

[@VILLAINAIRE]

Simp

[@josephjoestar7554]

@@sweatysack4761 i was looking for that profile pic for years lul.

[@josephjoestar7554]

Oh btw *SIMP*

[@jong6578]

Quarantine must be getting to Dom, he’s almost as small as Bradley.

[@zdx9695]

Jon G nah man qurrantine got to u. Your eyesight has deteriorate from all the time u spend on the internet

[@JustCraftItNow]

ZD X haha funy

[@joeydoherty368]

ZD X No he just has bad eyesight cause he's a beta male with poor genetics.

[@josesoria8335]

We got some Bradley simps in this thread.

[@HoaNguyen-nq2nr]

"DOES SHE KNOW YOU EXIST?" - Best question of century

[@kechkur2800]

i asked my teacher if a character in this one story was a simp and she said “that’s not her last name” 💀

[@izaisruiz9212]

"Every Fuck boi was once a simp who got his heart broken years ago and is now trying to fuck away the pain." I felt that..

[@burritocat2018]

Skimping i simp

[@AndrewSunada]

I'm just here to hear how many ways Dom can fit "Simp" into a word. I was not disappointed.

[@danforden9159]

"All Roads lead to Simp" - Simplicius of Cilicia

[@austin_603]

“All that pimpin, you still simpin” 😂

[@mihirchari9597]

"If there was a World Series for cheating, I'd be the Houston Astros" Dom on the next level with this one

[@maxphillips299]

Mihir Chari pretty sure it’s just the World Series

[@jorgeeduardodussanvillanue46]

Houston ASStros

[@HeywoodJablome]

more like houston masstros

[@maxphillips299]

anybody else notice that the Cubs (2016) and Nats (2019) were named in both Houston (2017) and Boston (2018)’s investigations for also cheating? For 4 years in a row, the Dodgers have lost in the playoffs by the eventual WS winner (who has been accused, or found to be, cheating)

[@mikeallison3537]

That was a fkn BAR

[@jaked.5954]

This is the sequel to the “do you even lift?” flow chart

[@ultrasuperkiller]

“Do you do Crossfit? Yes? Go straight to do you even lift”

[@patrickbooth5091]

which was also a sequel to the chart about jacking off

[@amisfitpuivk]

gotta love that no matter what river you take your canoe, all rivers lead to Simp

[@tonykirumba1553]

Sequel to the "Is lifting gay" flowchart All the flowcharts are connected. Dom Cinematic Universe

[@jaked.5954]

Tony Kirumba “is lifting gay” was a Venn diagram, simpleton

[@simontvrner]

"aaand back down the MissiSSIMPy river" lmao

[@Lol-ez5tm]

Oh man I come here every now and then to burst out laughing

[@tyrel6732]

"Fuck Boys are OG simps, All that pimping you still simping" Sounds like Drake

[@samn130]

I don’t think people realize how challenging it is to make flow charts like this. Don is the goat

[@devonmcarthur9144]

Just don't be a simp and it can be accomplished

[@lloydwright3661]

Who is don?

[@nagato2k633]

@@lloydwright3661 Dom

[@imani828]

SamN how would you know? have you tried before?

[@Giogro]

@@lloydwright3661 don dom

[@timmyj213]

this whole video is worth it for that last line

[@denisgalbavy8093]

"What are you a fucking Morfeus? Looking for the one" I'm crying 😂

[@jonhoover6034]

J.K Rowling decides who is gay, and Dom Mazzetti decides who is a simp.

[@TheGekkoEntertainmen]

Was confused when the outro didnt repeat itsefl until the vid is hitting the 10 min mark.

[@luketurner9232]

He doesn’t get monetized anymore so it doesn’t matter

[@SalemGTV]

Luke Turner rip

[@mohmdhadi3960]

@@luketurner9232 why

[@danielcillie1856]

@@luketurner9232 why is that, it's been a while since I watched his stuff

[@Disco33Stu]

@@danielcillie1856 maybe cos his content is not favorable to ad partners. Yt has been trying to keep it more PG lately

[@BlenderisedMind]

Bro I searched "simp" and came across this. Great video! I subbed!

[@nanithefk866]

"4:14 what are you fukin morpheus looking for the one?" DEAD

[@user-fe8vx6ok8q]

I was watching this with my friend Trevor lol. Dont worry i disposed of the body correctly.

[@JuiceTubes]

*African Coffin Dance Meme

[@stevenoneill9440]

Guess what? Now you’re the simp.

[@haydenlawrie7130]

Steven O'Neill Simping over a dead body? Pathetic

[@keegans.3939]

Can we get another “Ask the Brofessor”

[@lukakrizanovic4734]

Keegan S. Can I* and clearly you are a simp!

[@keegans.3939]

Luka Križanović 😂 nooooooooooo

[@topkek7883]

he asked for questions on instagram a few weeks ago

[@josuastangl7140]

Can we get another... ...video on the OG Dom Mazzetti channel ever?

[@q6ri990]

This is beautiful I watched this for 5 times now

[@Dare00]

All the paths leads to Simp - Julius Caesar

[@platformer2]

"Only game you're playing is Simp City". I LOLed hard

[@cc1912]

"And the only top you're getting is desktop."

[@jancovonronge8523]

I'm simping for this new upload schedule

[@AMusician11]

"Simp-pressive Commitment" 😂😂😂😂

[@capodondada7485]

"Missisimpy river" i stg this man always comes up with the best jokes

[@deramon1000]

Dom simping for that merch money

[@la213blanco]

Ramon p shut up simp

[@instinct94]

Dom must've gambled himself into huge debt recently to bless us with these uploads.

[@nope7718]

The squeak of humiliation(5:41) should be the catch phrase of all simps; oh wait IT IS

[@sivqo7072]

Me trying to explain to my mom that you can’t pause an online game

[@ricardojames268]

“Back down the Missisimpy River” 😂

[@uncareid5557]

I actually laughed out loud!

[@TheLukethefluke]

Father forgive me, for I have simped.

[@darklinkx8]

Still visit this every now and then funny every time

[@cy_young_9104]

You can’t win when it comes to Dom Mazzeti

[@jackp.1711]

Dom: describe your entire life in exact detail Anyone: well I- Dom: SIMP

[@JohnstasBACK]

i'm a simp 100%. he caught me on "i'm just focusing on myself so i'm not running through hoes"

[@jessem.5867]

"The only top you're getting is desktop" Ima have to steal that one 😂

[@jayvee4787]

"People vs. OJ Simp-son..... We find you guilty." Bruh....

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

Dom explaining the devolution of the modern man in under 10 minutes

[@experimetalfan8851]

"man"

[@seablamont7863]

He has a video for people who pretend to be natty to bro

[@norwegiannignog2470]

Damn lemme guess, stereotypical redpill 24/7 bitcher and complainer as a front for his inferiority complex?

[@jamesfeguson3445]

You do understand that this whole channel is about mocking people like you yea?

[@NoName-rq8ec]

Dude simped so hard he went “Ultra Simpstinct”.

[@theoneaboveallothers]

DB.simp

[@aprettydumbperson]

Its actually SIMPle

[@DarthVader-fu2nr]

Am I a simp? I mean does killing a bunch of Jedi and room full of kids count?

[@olmate08]

6:25 laughed so hard 😂

[@imani062882]

“OG Simpson”. This guy is a comedic genius

[@therearenoshortcuts9868]

MisSIMPy River

[@edalv6580]

Sorry gay bros even y’all ain’t safe from this epidemic

[@mennehgambia1962]

simpidemic

[@harshitgupta6856]

The real epidemic we facing

[@pbirmingham1988]

mysticstrider lol

[@FlashFlame9000]

Oh no

[@yespapa8102]

Epicdemic

[@imspleen]

Hella science right here. 🧬 🧪

[@ihavenoson3384]

2:43 - "At least you are honest. But honesty is for SIMPs." :D