Anatomy of a Beta Male

[@THEpsycho404]

"I go to the gym to hide my insecurities" story of my life

[@nigelmukwesha7805]

THE psycho simp

[@MG21778]

Shut up and go lift, lazy shit

[@imdead1922]

Nigel Mukwesha how is he a simp do you know the definition of that word

[@BillyBombastic]

I go to the gym to look at boys bums. Snowflake alpha boi

[@ProjectLumid]

Same

[@freddyjones690]

'A Beta is basically an undercooked man' lmaao

[@mansourehghaffari4824]

@4694M

[@dickcheney2938]

just in Spotted the beta

[@thomaslurz420]

just in stfu you fucking beta. You probably use the smith machine to bench

[@BillyBombastic]

He's a moaning little bitch. Snowflakes always make the most noise. Haha

[@BillyBombastic]

@@thomaslurz420 ❄️

[@ilyayakymenko9774]

Normal human: 70% of water Beta male: 70% of soy milk

[@rykehuss3435]

Dom Mazzetti: 70% Gnar Pump

[@littlebcally1]

'Normal' human breastfeeds from another species, guzzling puss and mammalian estrogens

[@fishfan2]

@@littlebcally1 We get it your vegan!!!

[@DantesInferno96]

@@littlebcally1 go nom on that lawn grass in your house. Don't use a lawnmower.

[@SoloTravelerOffTheBeatenPath]

#1 Do you vote Democrat? If yes, you are a beta male. Even if you're female.

[@butterbean7814]

“It’s like the Mona Lisa except no matter where you at in the room, it’s never looking at you.”

[@josephrichard7312]

cuz its a Mona Losa

[@art3misxp784]

1000th like :)

[@AscendedMasculine]

Dom posts as often as I train legs

[@kooperseewald9540]

Pinnacle Of Man TM that’s too much

[@carver6794]

Who are you trying to impress?

[@Michaeeelv]

Someone Deeply Invested in Hentai by “training his legs” he means physically being railed by a train from the waist down

[@WiscoDrinks]

its a good way to remember to do them.. i mean, if your into that kind of thing.

[@turtletoesmuckley4948]

The Bromosexual haha I like bodybuilding

[@LichKArthas]

Don’t make fun of Bradley Martyn, he’s too small to defend himself.

[@riley9550]

Elijah Miles he would crush u

[@Ownyx]

He is a little bitch

[@stevestifler4693]

Riley Issa joke, dumb dumb

[@LichKArthas]

Steve Stifler he’s probably a beta

[@emmanuelsalomes1543]

lmao fucking savage

[@skrillah6259]

" Glasses because of poor genetics " had me dying

[@jacobpoole3675]

came strait to the comments looking for this 😂😂

[@olliefrancis9229]

@@jacobpoole3675 STRAIGHT*

[@pantelinratnik33]

It is true

[@SpaghettiRuin]

@@olliefrancis9229 Beta spotted

[@CrazyDutchguys]

I wear contacts they'll never know

[@captainzoltan7737]

why don't we learn important stuff like this in school and college?????

[@roykaylephb9592]

Because college is for betas

[@captainzoltan7737]

@@roykaylephb9592 my bad that was a stupid question

[@DuRIzCestDoux]

Collage***

[@captainzoltan7737]

@@DuRIzCestDoux didnt know that i'm australian so it is spelled college (though we just call it university) . collage is the spelling for the art form of mashing different materials.

[@AdityaDeo-cg6eu]

@@captainzoltan7737 it is he must be an alpha

[@MusicisPartofMe5]

"a beta is basically an undercooked man"

[@SortaJunpei]

I lost my ass at that one

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

Diminish Gaming Has he found it yet?

[@dasteraw]

will he find it?

[@elhamnaser5297]

SortaJunpei Have u found it yet ? I might need it soon.

[@heylaw3561]

I agree that having a large and domineering physical appearance have an advantage on how people would respect you.But i know many thin looking person and when they starts to speak it just makes the other person feel dumb and ashamed. I think harnesing youre verbal prowess is also as important as getting big.

[@princefancybum4605]

That’s a cute drawing of Bradley Martin, looks a little big though

[@nyikiwe]

Prince Fancybum beautiful comment

[@AS-uy9gn]

It had to be drawn larger so that the viewer could see it. Brad drawn to scale would look like a stick figure.

[@princefancybum4605]

T thanks dad, means a lot

[@nyikiwe]

Prince Fancybum I'm proud to see you all grown up son

[@Ownyx]

*enlarged to show texture*

[@maxwilson3530]

Saying you have abs because you’re skinny is like saying your arms are big because you’re fat, or your car is going fast because it’s falling off a cliff

[@p-y8210]

Well it actually takes effort to be skinny. It's a lot easier to be fat.

[@davidreuters8509]

@@p-y8210 both is easy af. Eat more or eat less simple as that

[@p-y8210]

@@davidreuters8509 uh no.

[@thecowgoesmoo6597]

p-y dude I’ve been 60kg for 5 years and I have a couple friends who can’t gain weight too. I stuff myself every day hoping to gain 10kg but it doesn’t happen. Both can take zero effort.

[@p-y8210]

@@thecowgoesmoo6597 just wait when you get older. You'll gain weight in no time

[@HushtheMag]

I'm not a beta, My online wife's boyfriend told me so.

[@snow-puppetsofficial360]

Overused joke

[@HushtheMag]

@@snow-puppetsofficial360 not as overused as your girlfriend

[@David-ni5hj]

Then you are not a beta male, mate. You are an omega

[@snow-puppetsofficial360]

@@HushtheMag yeah

[@iamapokerface8992]

stolen joke gtfo

[@SuperVarunan]

Only Dom makes a 7 minute video just to roast brad

[@dolanduck2308]

Varunan Alberto he only made two Brad references dumbass

[@ruledbyvenus2041]

Dolan Duck every joke he made could’ve low key been made at brad, but we know that’s not the cass

[@K.Finesse242]

@@dolanduck2308 beta male

[@pawel8353]

i think everyone saw it coming 😂

[@thenothingking]

Dolan Duck thats the joke

[@bpmiller87]

Beta Male...Bradley Martyn.....both have BM initials....Illuminati confirmed?

[@Dudeatrix]

bpmiller87 Bowl Movement?

[@dandjdubs3361]

Beta Male...B Miller... Both have BM initials... Illuminati confirmed?

[@dailymotivation8862]

no, just means he's Beta

[@OfficialBalderdash]

interesting.

[@camerongawn]

bpmiller87 hotel? Trivago.

[@luisochoa5550]

Beta males say, "I'm sorry, or the truth."😂🤣

[@mws2546]

“…Checkmate.” 😆

[@chiefholder9784]

“Evolutionary speaking the shoulders become slumped through the years of excessive groveling and self doubt “ You can make a religion out of this lmao

[@jpviegas]

If you are so smart why are you so small? Amazing viewpoint

[@waffleboomerang6643]

João Viegas not really... they are small because in this day and age they dont need to be big considering theyre in the AC and they can call the cops on any alphas trying to mark their dominance (fighting, threats, intimidation.) and besides why would they waste genetic strands on becoming big? seems like alphas are the ones stuck in the past.

[@ELSLAYEADOR]

lmao salty because you are everything he said in the video

[@TheScarletGamer]

waffle mate it's not that deep lmao

[@jpviegas]

Want pussy? Don't be small! So simple

[@Ifalere]

waffleboomerang spoken like a true beta

[@Reece121]

Testosterone has joined a chat

[@juri8723]

moe stewart „a chat“

[@nmdfml7472]

@@juri8723 hahahaha

[@Puss1man]

Testosterone has left the chat?

[@-yourandyoureare2different612]

@@Puss1man that makes more sense!

[@arathsg9824]

666 likes gg

[@joshk7788]

sad that the beta male dom drew is still bigger than brad

[@tayolenson2268]

The picture looks like brad, if he gymed

[@samuelbippus2641]

Dom: "Are you a beta male?" Me: Pauses video to have a good think about it and decides that i am not beta. Dom: "If you have to think about it, you definitely are one." Me: sh*t!

[@misterkrogan8837]

☹

[@amritansh8659]

Lmaoo dead 😂😂

[@Spartacus114]

Censoring yourself is definitely a beta move

[@samuelbippus2641]

@@Spartacus114 well I did it because I put a fair bit of effort into writing the comment and I felt like I had to do it for security that KZbin wouldn't take it down or something. but I get what you mean.

[@Spartacus114]

@@samuelbippus2641 explaining your motives? beta move

[@SuperPunboy]

When rent is due

[@hargrowfamily6798]

Into Fitness Gotta get that ad revenue

[@roboform100]

Other comments say that channel got demonetized

[@hargrowfamily6798]

roboform100 wouldn’t surprise me

[@pedroojeda6746]

Into Fitness every month

[@stuntmasta305]

Into Fitness 😂

[@BeauCars]

I think being big is the solution to all problems. Cause it is

[@liquidphilosopher1816]

what about the people who can't move because their big fat belly has droped on the floor

[@Zodasg]

Liquid Philosopher wrong type of big bro

[@user-pw3sl7pu1b]

Idk why but reading that made it so much funnier than hearing it, it was hilarious either way but i jus died, maybe its cuz im high💀💀🤔

[@jackfromthejungle7538]

not for a lack of IQ ...

[@maikamcnairy9545]

@@jackfromthejungle7538 quiet beta

[@damiangames1204]

Maybe its kinda hard to see, but this video is 100% accurate and not at all satirical or ironic

[@andreeazamfir9713]

I'm a woman and I fully agree with everything he just said

[@frisos8850]

@@andreeazamfir9713 What is the woman equalivent of a alpha and beta?

[@andreeazamfir9713]

@@frisos8850 No idea. Perhaps he should do another video on that.

[@frisos8850]

@@andreeazamfir9713 Hmm, fair enough

[@hyperlethalvector6455]

Andreea Zamfir would it make me an alpha if I asked you out to non existent dinner because of quarantine?

[@stephenislander1581]

He wrote “Brian” 😂😂

[@liamjohnson3247]

Haha

[@horatioguevara7597]

LOL HE DID TOO LOL 😂 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@yets9826]

That’s my name😭

[@Allahakbar465]

He should wrote Bradley instead

[@Ghost1170]

You know what's hilarious and sad at the same time? People don't actually think this is satire lmao

[@quinnmargolin9438]

Ghost1170 ikr

[@spaghettiioassassin8151]

Ghost1170 well i mean, a lot of what he said is true

[@ayyub9855]

bc it isnt

[@FoundWanting970]

Luke B If you think it isn’t satire, then you probably spell brain the same way he did.

[@jacobnorman5420]

BEST COMMENT EVER!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sayuri-cr8cy]

This is funny af bc it makes fun of both betas and alphas

[@pigpower1189]

How did it make fun of alphas?

[@jake-fr2du]

Is alpha the same thing as douchebag

[@BeerTimeGamer]

@@pigpower1189 Use your brian.

[@pigpower1189]

Jake89 no

[@modarnwarfare2rull]

@@pigpower1189 His whole fucking character is one big joke about "alphas".

[@benjamind.4790]

Dude, you should go to art school. That sketch of Bradley Martyn is amazing!

[@MagneticPowder]

“A beta is an undercooked man” 😂 The one liners in these videos….😂

[@onefalseball]

I went to Marine Corps boot camp which is 3 months long, came back, and he STILL hasn't posted a new video

[@eskereiszkiri8678]

Szar ügy

[@bigdog2432]

Thanks for your service

[@basstfestivalvlogs7684]

He took a break cause u where alpha enough for him to get some rest

[@nickelgym5239]

Boot

[@bigdog2432]

nickel Gym fuck u u nazi

[@GabeJohansson]

Only an alpha can make fun of betas for 7 minutes and be done working for the month. Brb gotta up my alphaness.

[@darrenturner8792]

lmaoo too funny

[@succurro]

If you gotta up your alphaness then you ain't alpha in the first place.

[@Astrokidd69]

Arda Gazioğlu it’s called reaching a higher alpha state you fucking beta

[@waffleboomerang6643]

nope, only a video title that will cause a stir will give him his months worth of money. considering its the internet an alpha standpoint will only earn you less veiws. choose a response to confirm that you're a beta. 1. beta 2. typical beta 3. you are beta 4. you're beta 5. any sentence that includes the word beta pick one of these responses if your a beta-!!

[@nirorit]

@@waffleboomerang6643 you're a beta*

[@htnguyen]

"compressed chest from the gut punches of life" LOL!

[@FreakinfreakInfreaki]

"That his girlfriend made him sign up for" well at least he has one unlike me.

[@notkingali1798]

StunningRapier well he is a simp and your not. So I see this as an absolute win.

[@matteusmaximofelisberto4385]

Alpha males don't have girlfriends, cause they're feminine.... And true alphas don't have nothing feminine

[@nerdcity]

That intro is straight cash

[@parcekz9934]

I liked my own comment

[@TheNefastor]

@@parcekz9934 it's OK to like yourself. Fuck, it's *Alpha AF.*

[@Kushwahaji2708]

Fu c k you gamma males 🤡🤡

[@SpaceMissile]

nerd city, _you're_ straight cash

[@cd5353]

Is there gay cash?

[@kellsg9416]

Realized that BMfit is Beta Male fit...

[@danielbel67]

KellsG o shit u right

[@2184-n1p]

you've found him out

[@Mike-ub2xv]

Holy shit...

[@jwubwub]

Hey, that's pretty good

[@gandalf3061]

Absolutely destroyed lmao

[@GirlRot96]

Its funny because some of this has legit science behind it

[@ivoryas1696]

Symmetrical Grey Indeed. I have actually harvested the arms of Beta males before. They're a delicacy over in the *_Silverman gym™_*

[@waffleboomerang6643]

Symmetrical Grey its funny because it makes fun of alphas and betas. Because neither exist

[@ivoryas1696]

@@waffleboomerang6643 That too.

[@OfficialNathanielMassiah]

waffleboomerang I wouldn’t go as far as to say that. There are men who are confident, athletic, good looking, tall and etc. There are also men who are socially awkward, frail, shy and etc. Pretty much the definitions of alpha and beta

[@nematup]

@@OfficialNathanielMassiah There are not only alphas and betas, there are some more steps. But the concept is pretty right.

[@PhilippeCarphin]

The pushed in doll's face made spit out some food in laughter.

[@tendonsondemontime1520]

I'm expecting an X-Ray of Brad.

[@lucasrocha6411]

Jared Spaulding u just got it

[@hatipetv5707]

Brad vs 10K calorie challenge expected video

[@gcg8187]

Jared Spaulding meh

[@ryanfrantz8994]

You don't need to X-Ray Bradley Martyn. You can just hold a flashlight up to his pale, thin body.

[@carnalcarnage4499]

Jared Spaulding it'll come back gay.

[@dickdastardly9209]

Has it been a week already?

[@erickjohnson7703]

Dick Dastardly it seems like it was just yesterday a new video was up.

[@The23Anonymous]

Betas often say things like "Sorry"... Or the truth. :-D lost it there...

[@jesse4550]

"That is literally what a douche bag is for" LOLOLOL, I died!!

[@SMCArchive]

Saw the Brad joke coming at the end from a mile away. Still laughed.

[@ironflyellis3817]

Suck My Cog It's normally hard to see Bradley a mile away due to his small build...

[@darrenturner8792]

lmaaaooo

[@HexxuSz]

comedy genius wasted on youtube underground

[@giorgitsitsagi6676]

უწმინდური მამაო ღორმენ vah megona marto ke vuyurebdi saqartveloshi;dd

[@alexIVMKD]

true bro... there was a show with the rock but It didn't seem nearly as good probably because of changes from the production team

[@maciellz]

as if TV wasn't shit. And he's only underground now cuz he neglected the channel

[@HexxuSz]

no mate i am sayin dom must be doing stand up on big stages like louis ck but they probably do not have doors big enough for him to enter in the first place

[@lotyloty2]

უწმინდური მამაო ღორმენ good one

[@XRyanK]

4yrs later and my Brian still hurts

[@averybooher5969]

LMFAOOOO

[@markjohnson4217]

"If you're so smart, why are you so small?? Checkmate..." 🤣

[@Nomicro4u]

But how do I identify a Soyboy?

[@Sam-sc8mo]

kzbin.info

[@TheFallopianTube420]

Nomicro4u I love you Nomi

[@edgargranados8769]

Yesss... he needs to do that

[@AB-gp5jr]

LMAOO

[@ghostbuster16]

SHOTS FIRED

[@hammac32]

He ain't right, but he ain't wrong.

[@artleal4429]

“ A beta is basically an under cooked man” 😂

[@Fordsy_]

I've never felt so personally attacked. I love it.

[@tose5566]

Imagine being a beta

[@NS-pu5bd]

How to trigger 99% of people on the internet

[@gru7220]

More like how to make your self look like a complete damn ass

[@semi-mojo]

Mr Krabs typical beta male

[@SWAGLOADER9000]

Mr Krabs Now ya went and made a damn fool of yourself

[@DemonTheDestroyer]

Also known as 100% of the Betas

[@basuo8378]

i like to think of myself more like an Omega, since i don't give a fuck

[@orderofscribes]

Nice drawing of Bradley Martin you got there

[@gcg8187]

SneezyAnus yawn

[@it.b1536]

Nah, too big to be Bradley 🙄

[@darrenturner8792]

lmaaooo

[@XXETU972]

I’m convinced that beta and alpha may exist but it’s been used by so many people who feel insecure that it’s lost a lot of meaning

[@barney2159]

I'n my viewing: Betas are the people who can't cope with emotions and also feel sorry for themselves, no confidence or only when around friends. Also noodle arms. Alphas know how to move on and have emotional control and confidence about everything, including taking hard decisions with a strong will and also actually talking to a female that is not in their family tree. Also buff as fuck.

[@tumalditamadresita]

Betaaaaaaaa

[@AdityaDeo-cg6eu]

@@barney2159 you are a legit alpha. Just like me. I also use"I'n"

[@iwasanMBTInerd]

It's all a mindset. You are the operant power. Steer clear of ignorance and what other people's believe. Be yourself and learn how to love and be confident in that.

[@swamidude2214]

People calling themself alpha males arent alpha's.

[@machiavelli612]

As a beta I can 100% confirm everything said in this video

[@tekasza]

Pastey, doughy, very untan, A beta is basically an undercooked man. Dom's a freakin poet.

[@lh8664]

Dom Mazetti is the world’s leading bro scientist

[@JourneyToTheCage]

DeltaGem bro scientist

[@theLUCKYdude17]

@DeltaGem r/whooosh

[@oddvillainnetwork]

“GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY” AN UNDERCOOKED MAN 😂

[@AshutoshSingh-wg5km]

Dude's smart. Hides his genius behind comedy

[@willhoffman6629]

I have a challenge for myself this year. I will do legs Everytime Dom posts this year. It might be hard but I can do it.

[@crusaderking2257]

Well so far you would not have done legs for over two months so I think you'll be fine ;)

[@willhoffman6629]

John Ryan Thank god that’s all so far

[@willhoffman6629]

Rioeio Kha what the hell did I say to you lol. Somebody’s pissed for no reason

[@willhoffman6629]

shawn 9k 😂

[@apt6382]

Will Hoffman hahah I’m laughing so hard that was a good one holy dieing wow funny

[@matthewgoodwin2984]

Is it me or is this guy making fun of guys who think they’re alpha

[@nawedex8150]

Matthew Goodwin The only thing you’ve got in common with an alpha is your stupidity.

[@jpmking9635]

its a wanna be alpha male not a real alpha male. very few guys are true alpha males. I can only think of about 4 or 5 of guys that I can truly consider alphas.

[@XD123771]

Congrats you found the joke

[@blushfaerie]

Yea lmao

[@ianakamrsilly123]

That's the point of this entire channel lmao

[@watchingyourvideo8029]

3:30 had me laughing out loud

[@Spironic]

"A Beta is basically an undercooked man" lmaooo

[@taco564]

I will now stop saying please

[@Sylas6540]

Matt Cioanca once a beta always a beta

[@taco564]

gg

[@gabeloberg7157]

And sorry

[@ironflyellis3817]

b dog And now you're in prison...

[@danmills2982]

“Cargo shorts to hold their graphing calculators and Samsung phones”

[@cormacbranagan6934]

“Tune in next week., where I won’t be here” What a legend 😂

[@PreppingWithSarge]

“Like a pushed in doll face”. Hahahah snarfed my coffee

[@iaindebernitz6003]

Be the biggest Be the loudest Be the alphaest Be the strongest Become . . . The Theta Male. Beyond alpha.

[@phoenix5054]

I'm sure there is a geometry joke here somewhere.

[@AzraqShinji]

But what about the Gamma Male?

[@alucardnolifeking789]

@@AzraqShinji γ

[@billyherrington5112]

ULTRA MALE !!!

[@brynsquires6996]

Ahaha like no one will get this

[@IberianInteractive]

the sarcasm is so good here

[@mattwaza4839]

as a beta male i can confrim these as mostly facts

[@Jermeister]

Dom's artwork deserves every bit as much credit as his comedy!

[@anitazecevic6287]

*Cherdleys wants to know your location*

[@o.a.47]

Oh damn imagine a collab though. Where Cherdleys plays multiple of his characters.

[@ConnorGMedia]

Died at how he spelled brain

[@teentalex]

“Glasses because of poor genetics” beta trait.

[@0live0wire0]

or because they have red more than one book in their life

[@austin5801]

Stephen Dedalus hey don’t knock it. That’s how I’ve managed to keep my eyes in tact.

[@churck2267]

Who reads book? What are you? A woman?

[@jesushentaichristye5979]

Hah betas

[@catrinlatino5294]

Churck you are a fucking BETA

[@shabazpharmacist8756]

I was a introvert, shy, could't approach girls when I was 19-20 I joined Gym to become a confident, smart Guy but realized that's not helping me at all, so I started working on myself groomed myself joined modelling classes, started making female friends and I didt realized when I became a super confident Guy, believe me Gym can make you strong physically but it cant change your personality I have seen Guys with Instagram model physique literally behaving like Cats infront of Women, so start working on yourselves....

[@hugosanchezchinesta9989]

Can relate

[@charon_lix]

You can't change your personality girls either like your personality or they don't. If you try to change yourself just so a girl can like you you're neither alpha or beta you're just a simp. This is coming from a guy who is shy and introverted. Personality doesn't turn away girls your attitude does. Doesn't matter what your personality is as long as you don't have a shitty attitude a girl will eventually like you

[@Christopher._M]

"If you ask your a beta" hahaha

[@eucharistenjoyer]

You forgot the beta's main mating call: "I'm a feminist."

[@tinybaby3366]

and "if you are not a feminist you are a douchebag evil man from whom I will rescue all the hot girls"

[@g_wzrd_9265]

SJW are a more general name for those kinds of people. I think they rank lower than beta

[@Thrillkilled]

Tyrone Shakila Nah, being a feminist is alpha.

[@joeb578]

Lucifer hah. All the feminists i know are gross. Good luck with that.

[@eucharistenjoyer]

And their male counterparts have a higher than usual chance of being former sexual harassers trying to deal with their past by being an ally.

[@deanal-jackson4593]

2:58 Dom is definitely a genetically modified version of Michael Scott

[@altosmack9526]

Damn Keith are you gonna leave da nuts hangin out?

[@ernestpratgarriga9879]

Chase Pippen Here, take your like sir.

[@deanal-jackson4593]

Chase Pippen I'm goin' ballz deep and I'm leaving da nuts hangin' out

[@ernestpratgarriga9879]

Keith Hodge Ok you do that, but god damn man GIMME SOME ROOOOOM!

[@niko3279]

Keith, my man, you are 110% right! ahahaha

[@matthewj3170]

I love how the guy he shows he have abs is actually in good shape

[@tayolenson2268]

It was a joke. That was his best friend.

[@tayolenson2268]

The guys name was bradley martin

[@amandaa2119]

I'm not a male by any means, but Dom you're flipping hilarious. 😂😂😂💀 I love how you shade Bradley Martyn hahaha 😂😂😂

[@tylerm6080]

God damn man it's been almost 3 months :/ come back dom

[@fadishour7360]

Why doesn’t he upload often ? Any clue ?

[@melsoro7311]

@@fadishour7360 he tries to upload every week but he can't count.

[@fadishour7360]

CRAWL dude be more helpful than that please

[@melsoro7311]

@@fadishour7360 what do you want from me man. The guy never learned to count and as short term memory since the whey protein powder affected his brain after eating 45kg in one sitting. Stop being so rude to the poor guy he just and keep track of his videos

[@basstfestivalvlogs7684]

He uploaded once a month for a while I assume he's just lazy and only needs that much money but the three months has me confused

[@prosimian]

Took me a few minutes to realize this wasn't a serous video

[@suicide_king6804]

This video, like all bro science videos, are 100% serious fact.

[@joeydoherty368]

spoo man I'm beginning to realize being alpha has a lot to do with picking and choosing who is and isn't beta. I'm not doing that, so I must be beta. Lol

[@martyes9563]

It took me 2 seconds to realize you're beta AF

[@RaulGarcia-zp7nr]

Sacrificial Lamb Damn, you're slow

[@jon79jw61]

That's cause you were triggered..fuckin beta..lol jk

[@jaredislversteindrums]

Stuffin a piece of clay through your hand and it just comes out like: "I'm a beta male." 😂😂😂

[@randomsimpson]

"The beta is basically an under-cooked man" As a pasty, doughy dude, that sounds about right.

[@jesuspernia8031]

But you don’t have to stay a pasty, doughy dude

[@MLGKontrol]

"A beta is basically an undercooked man" Lmaooo

[@justinalexander5959]

I must disagree, to be alpha is to use Tiege Hanley

[@popnbunny8704]

Justin Alexander a man of culture I see

[@whaterfoo]

and to yell GENTLEMAN while ... I ain't no gentleman shorty.

[@tireachan6178]

Alpha M is flogging that nasty shit like it's pure anabolic, been putting two scoops in my morning smoothie and I'm talking UberGainz, tastes like shit though

[@TheFlodyo]

1. alphas are like dumb apes 2. betas are smart softies. But im just normal

[@tireachan6178]

TheFlodyo that's such an omega stance brah

[@ivanvoloder8114]

Man you just made my day. I laugh my ass off on the glasses part.🤣🤣🤣

[@markusnavergard2387]

misspelled brain- this is great

[@wanderinggabe6807]

The fact that he spelled the word brain "brian" was for some reason one of the funniest things I've ever seen on this channel

[@BlazingsNL]

Reported to the cyber police for e-bullying

[@ikhsanperdanaputra4216]

BlazingsNL e-bullying?bullying who?your imaginary friend?dude, if you think this is bullying then we should meet up...I would love to show you in details how bullying works...for the purpose of life education ofcourse...

[@BlazingsNL]

Congrats, you don't get sarcasm.

[@flatmarssociety3696]

BlazingsNL You bullied Ikhsan Perdana Putra, obviously.

[@chownful]

Most white males are betas...that's just a fact.

[@yunggrasshpper3693]

Ergo Proxy, a true alpha series 🤘🏾

[@phorse]

"Brian!" That shit cracked me up

[@johnnyholloway285]

This content will never get old.

[@besttop10gr67]

This is a veeeery long week

[@yourboijerry]

BEST TOP10 GR right I’m about to unsubscribe it’s been 3weeks in dom years

[@Spaceman2484]

BEST TOP10 GR It just flew by bro

[@EustTube]

I clicked so hard on the notification I feel I need to supaset it with something. Are curls okay?

[@frichickenishaplaysmc2381]

CGEustice if your asking if curls are ok, bro u a beta

[@EustTube]

Fri'Chickenisha PlaysMC ssss...sorry *genitals disappear*

[@pike815]

CGEustice if u need to ask u beta

[@andybedard1421]

SUPA SET!

[@MrNewsArt]

CGEustice but only in the squat Wrack

[@Luckyslicepiza]

“Beats wear some kind of flappy hat or man bun” *me driving to the gym with a man bun* 🤨

[@abdullahimohammed9158]

Lol beta

[@rajkumarselvaraj2557]

Bruh this is toxic Masculinity and believe it or not, as a women, I love sensitive men (its just really cute somehow idek...).

[@rajkumarselvaraj2557]

👁👄👁????? What is happening

[@rajkumarselvaraj2557]

@StarkMMO Mk

[@BradS3788]

🤣🤣🤣 omg. "A beta is basically an undercooked man." 💀💀💀

[@sethrichardson4116]

“A beta is basically an undercooked man” - Dom

[@cheek_clapper1064]

Balls in my face

[@mroblige1018]

So white dudes? 🤔

[@alexanderson1091]

@@mroblige1018 un-tanned white dudes maybe I consider myself white and I have an olive complexion, not every thing has to do with race also Dom/Mike is Italian last time I checked that’s European aka. White, not all white people are pale if I’m a darker skinned European decent does that make me not white, I don’t think so but answer me back though I’d like to hear a rebuttal...

[@ilanzatonski8826]

Bradly Martin Bradl Marti Brad Mart Bra Mar Br Ma B M Be Ma Bet Mal Beta Male

[@sukmadek8626]

N

[@StevenVachon]

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[@milkboy2228]

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[@vegetaz1532]

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[@beingcharliebray3681]

Я Ilan Zatonski genius

[@Chimera6297]

this is the best "are you a beta" video I've ever seen

[@bibsp3556]

"Even though we all know it's just empty air" got me good

[@user-ns3vs3bp3e]

“Small, frail or being Bradley Martyn” hahaha I mean I’m just surprised the picture wasn’t just Brad Well I just finished the video 😂😂😂😂

[@Wumbo2828]

Newwwww videos. Every 3 months and counting

[@AMusician11]

"The Mona - Loser" 😂😂😂

[@norenbjaiji7911]

Its funny because it makes fun of people who still call themselves alphas and call other people betas

[@mitpoker7319]

Alpha white man under attack by British parliament. Beta bux control the white house. And shrek did 9/11.