Pros and Cons of Dating a Fit Chick | Bro Science

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[@respiratoryfailure3780]

Pros: she's hot and attractive to everyone Cons: she's hot and attractive to everyone

[@sterkar99]

Fr bro lol wait for the moment she starts bitching about the creepy old man always curling right behind her, like it's his fault my bitch's ass is close to perfect

[@sterkar99]

After all, I'm standing right there beside him

[@JustJuicer234]

Ass

[@Anonymous-zd1ow]

Hello there!

[@PictureFit]

That's a lot of convincing pros.

[@nabilm.c.6705]

PictureFit i know right? Makes you forget the cons.

[@ducamorisable]

PictureFit Yoo it's PictureFit. Hey man! :)

[@PictureFit]

Yo yo!

[@Just_HereLOL]

I didn't expect you to be here

[@kakashiMEK]

come for some real advice, huh? @PictureFit

[@edward0]

"When you date a fit chick, she is everyone's fit chick" - Dom 2017

[@cyandepot9623]

Brommunism

[@VroomBroomZoom]

RealRickyBobby very quotable

[@ianmcgranahan]

CyanDepot Dommunism

[@LandTorpedo69]

I've literally moved my workout back like an hour because thicc Natasha works out at around that time and I needed the intra-workout testosterone boost.

[@pezdespencer8899]

She like a girl with a 5 million snap score

[@GeddyRC]

No. Absolutely no. I refuse to believe that any couple in the entire world has ever done deadlifts facing each other, kissing at the bottom. That wrecks me emotionally on so many levels.

[@bigmcdick4916]

GeddyMX Gonna end up biting her lip off while getting that pr

[@Fortunaatp]

Hahahahaha

[@djfoof3518]

I've done it before but she had shit form and fucked up her back

[@AH17293]

@@djfoof3518 Why though? What a fucking waste of time. I get pissed off if she tries talking to me when I'm at the gym let alone wrecking my session...

[@bakedcrystal915]

Big McDick I hate to tell you I’ve seen it firsthand

[@813Productions]

If she calls you "Bro" then you're screwed. Welcome to the brozone, 10x worse than the friendzone and zero chances of escape.

[@harambe8079]

813Productions actually my girlfriend calls me bro. And I call her dude. It’s just like having a good friend except we fuck a lot

[@WhaddupImJohn]

Wrong

[@joelhernandez2171]

Not of you friend zone them first!

[@northkorea7870]

813Productions Sweet Home Alabama

[@UziGameGP]

@@harambe8079 she fucks her bro? Damn son

[@GerikDT]

He should release a line of dumbbells and call them Dombells.

[@Wtfisahandle344]

GerikDT they start off at 50kgs minimum

[@jonastheviking3088]

50kgs way to easy to call them Dombells xD

[@jonastheviking3088]

1kg is just about 2.2lbs so 50kg would be 110lbs

[@umm732]

The blade is 125$ !!!

[@Unga_Bunga]

+they make random gay orgy sounds at top volume when you use them for anything else than working your biceps

[@danmorhaim8461]

"You selling oysters or knives?" "Both. I'm selling the lifestyle." Lmao! Never change, Dom. You do ads better than anyone.

[@nickhudson9166]

Dan Morhaim 600th like

[@sdkfdnksdfnj8730]

Nicholas Hudson 900th like

[@David-ud9ju]

I think that was Gian's best line in all of BroScienceLife.

[@lilhanswurst]

2000th like

[@eskayl5899]

@@lilhanswurst fucking liar

[@AziizNamantino]

cons: "when her body is more shredded than yours cuz you never stop the bulking phase"

[@rustler08]

But, at least you get some of that cocaine she's on.

[@Mattspeciale]

but that bulking phase is so sick

[@ShanteRoxxane]

Aziiz Namantino Dat Vince G

[@TheLennart94]

I bet half of the views are only people checking how long it's been since Dom's last upload. If you read this, I miss you and watch your old videos every day

[@angelofalcone89]

Lennart Runge and me looking through the comments to find someone else here for the same reason as me lol

[@jamespaxtor1544]

Lennart Runge same

[@Adonis001]

"Statistics say, 50% of marriages end in divorce, because 100% of those marriages ends with the chick getting fat. That's called Body-Exceptence, I love your body, except If it's Hot." -Dom Mazzetti

[@SmokinCommy]

Adonis acceptance*

[@karmaaftermath5535]

Michael Hale Jr you completely missed the joke

[@brunsta234]

Adonis you wrote it wrong idiot

[@sairaailia8691]

@Adonis You're right, it ends in divorce because the guy has a beer belly and then he complains that his wife's ass isen't flat enough. 😳

[@ddd-sx7pw]

Saira Ailia it’s not about girl having a flat ass, no one likes flat asses. It’s about both of them getting close to being a human whale

[@MrSledge88]

Swole Father, Who art in heaven, Vascular be thine veins. Thy gainz come, Thy sets be done, Overhead as it is on chest. Give us this day our daily macros, And forgive our cheat days, As we forgive those who curl in the squat rack. Lead us not into half reps, But deliver us from Crossfit For thine is the Bro, the PR, the natty Forever, Wheymen.

[@ch33segreater42]

This needs more likes

[@avrahamvardakis5288]

Godamn

[@f2detaboada]

This does not need more likes, it needs to stay at 69.

[@Gimbergp]

Ohh man this is fuckin GOLD 😂😂

[@ciaranmccarry5838]

What is this religion? Im interested...

[@johnnnyspade9604]

''A dude who doesnt lift'' *Shows pic of Bradley Martyn*

[@matthr31]

Johnnny spade 🤣😂😂😂

[@tzutzescu]

that one killed me

[@Jscy4662]

Johnnny spade So you also watched the video huh? Thanks for spoiling the joke.

[@hammeringhank5271]

I literally read that comment the exact second he said that line. No joke.

[@johnnnyspade9604]

I like to give my fair share of cancer every once in a while.

[@fmcginnis08]

'Pardon me, Bitch, may I interest you in some oysters?' fuckin brilliant.

[@fabros9290]

fmcginnis08 I dont get it :(

[@tchombre1992]

That line had me dying!

[@zHOLLEYFYT]

Fabros oysters are a aphrodisiac. Lol

[@zsombormaroti984]

Fabros oysters are aphrodisiacs

[@haris000000]

Zach Holley so is calling a girl a bitch.

[@kaushikdr]

"That's called body acceptance. I accept it, except only if its hot." XD

[@moreglutesmoredudes9974]

"Body exceptance"

[@manofgod7622]

@@moreglutesmoredudes9974 BODY ACCEPTENCE - ACCEPTING BODY, NOT EXCEPTING BODY WTF, Where did you get that except from?

[@manofgod7622]

@@moreglutesmoredudes9974 donyoi even english?

[@moreglutesmoredudes9974]

@@manofgod7622 It's a pun bro

[@millandelaat8900]

release broscience protein shakes and call it brotein shakes

[@JAHDude]

millan de laat *brotein shanks

[@michaelb2789]

These two guys might be genius’...

[@BrandenMeyers]

GNARSHAKE

[@tristanbarrera1461]

Put me down for 30!!

[@akbro1994]

There is already something called brotien boi

[@detailsmove]

This is the earliest I've ever been to class.

[@michaelasmar392]

detailsmove haha true

[@JD-di6md]

detailsmove same here only class worth coming to

[@kimberlyhuynh7840]

its the only place worth getting learned

[@detailsmove]

true that 💪

[@OmniviumVelocity]

*mass

[@jaredsheldon3496]

Dom is the only person who can promote merchandise and still get away with it perfectly.

[@Shadow7758]

The amount of KZbinrs he's firing shots at 😂😂

[@hadoukencrew]

Shadow7758 fucking hilarious

[@HUsyn6661]

Shadow7758 like who????

[@ManBearPig617x]

HUsyn6661 All of them

[@brianbecker1391]

I saw Amanda Bucci in there lol

[@ManBearPig617x]

Brian Becker Amanda bucci is fine as hell though 😍

[@MKAngeletti]

Dom has a PhD in fitness Instagram studies

[@young15100]

Good one lol

[@johndeneau7667]

"Are you selling oysters or knives?" "Both! I'm selling a lifestyle."

[@VroomBroomZoom]

He came up with that on the fly I reckon, so quick 😂👍

[@Akeel_]

It's only a matter of time before nexflix make this a series

[@rhettraham7216]

Akeel Aslam 13 reasons why... to date a fit chick

[@umm732]

The blade is 125$ !!!

[@doge3279]

Stronger Things.

[@Mattspeciale]

he def should have a netflix series

[@user-fr6qn9xl9e]

Akeel Aslam NetFlex

[@notnownico7178]

love how the music was repeated 3 times in the end to get to those juicy 10 minutes lmao

[@hadoukencrew]

Nicolás Oliver lmao he is just hustling

[@dirtymike3329]

funniest part lmao these dudes are geniuses wish i could learn from them

[@showmethedammovie]

Nicolás Oliver what happens with 10 minutes?

[@markclayton8977]

showmethedammovie higher paying ad eligibility. Some advertisers only put ads on longer videos.

[@showmethedammovie]

Mark Clayton thanks. Maybe next time he'll put 10 more seconds of fit chic bootay.

[@AnthonyMcqueen1987]

The way this guy insults and points out the obvious in the stupid ass fitness industry nowadays is comedy gold.

[@trod146]

Anthony Mcqueen nowadays? He's been doing this for like 5 years now.

[@randomrealistictone2231]

" I love ya body, only if its hot" So blunt. I like it LMAO!

[@svK-ub7ff]

"Man Im thinking about is the earth flat? More on that later" LMFAO :DDDD

[@dannymelendez6511]

Its flat bro

[@DigitalAwareness]

@@dannymelendez6511 yup

[@bendanonfawkes4189]

unfortunately most of these are all the cons of dating normal chick aswell..

[@Cityweaver]

benD'anon fawkes Well, any normal girl whose obsessed with a social hobby.

[@leeroy9478]

That's why I'm still heading for a fit chick

[@lordmagen1381]

Normal chicks are a different breed all together ☺️

[@mikeycenname2547]

It's the way this generation works and the technology that made them this way

[@doublejacketjimmy391]

benD'anon fawkes Most of the time normal chicks aren’t fit. Still go for fit one.

[@ahmarcamacho8404]

didnt know there were so many names for ass....... i feel so educated

[@mipali956]

and yet they still call Dom an idiot

[@juhosten3463]

Ahmar Camacho It ain't called broSCIENCE for nothing

[@imaswedishplumber]

turd cutter

[@milomoran582]

look up, "100 ways to say jacked" its amazing also by dom

[@RockZombieIAm]

I'd barely count "butt pussy" though

[@ContinualImprovement]

"Now that I think about it, is the Earth flat?" This had me in stitches 😂😂

[@HypeMyke]

stitches?

[@bingobot]

yes, in them

[@aeons200]

g8 bait m8 would r8 8/8

[@reigashi137]

Aye Jay even reading that comment made me regret it

[@SyndicatedCrew]

TMR Teckk #eddiebravo

[@morgangibbs3950]

This guy can quote Odysseys but struggles to spell... I like it

[@mummyjohn]

like the one where he can't even do single digit addition but later in the same video references Fibonacci sequences

[@boomboonlatreese5598]

I've learned my girl's workout schedule so that mine could be the exact opposite

[@ariffin5]

Dom is the type guy that will go to the gym just to make fun of those doing squats and then go home

[@UndefeatedUndisputed]

ariffin5 that's his leg day

[@dylanhale2034]

I just finished squatting and now I'm watching Dom, I feel like I have sinned and now I am here asking for forgiveness

[@ericwolfe5574]

FATHER FORGIVE ME FOR THESE GAINS I'M ABOUT TO RECEIVE!

[@hadoukencrew]

namdar bleh REPS FOR JESUS

[@brrrr9165]

Dylan Hale bro, I put off this video so I could hit legs first... I'm going to hell

[@bearmuscle3211]

Damn, is this guy Bradley Martyn's bigger more muscular brother???

[@MrZimono]

no, its his dad.

[@JoseRamirez-yh2ll]

Bear Muscle what ever happened to Bradley? he went ghost

[@JoseRamirez-yh2ll]

Bear Muscle I just checked and 3 of you guys are subscribed to Bradley???????

[@IvForbiddenvI]

Bear Muscle this guy also has more hair

[@vaffelproductions]

Who the hell is Bradley Martyn?

[@tonyneyron1857]

for f*** sakes Dom Mazzetti make another God damn video already I'm starving

[@BlackBirds93]

"No one's gonna say your dad bought that car when you're driving a honda civic, no ones gonna look at a dude who doesn't workout and say he has small delts, and no ones gonna call you ugly if you're not standing with a hot chick" Actually inspirational

[@velocity1146]

4:46 "Can she do one thing that isn't for social media?" This question does not compute for women.

[@Mattspeciale]

couldnt agree more, if it aint on social media it never happened

[@hanfiking]

unicorn deathsparkles is that not exactly what defines meditation [self absorption]?

[@trod146]

busschr no. Meditation is just focusing intently on a single thought. Eastern meditation, like the kung fu Buddhist kind, is focusing on nothing at all.

[@ShanteRoxxane]

Timothy Rodowicz I think he might've been joking. It made me laugh, at least. Lol

[@penapickle]

My girlfriend is the complete opposite of this. It's great

[@adamivy]

I realize this is satire, but also 100% accurate. I dated an IFBB Bikini competitor and she was bat shyt crazy not to mention incredibly insecure.

[@bearzercher]

No shit, she competes in bikini lmao

[@JKTProductionzIncNCo]

In what way was she crazy? And why was she incredibly insecure?

[@JKTProductionzIncNCo]

Nvm this is 4 years old. You probably won't see these comments so w/e.

[@partyjerk]

Wait, it's satire?

[@bend.543]

Body "Acceptance": I love your body, *except* only when it's hot Lol

[@cubanjr2]

Ben Dover rappers crave that type of wordplay lol

[@Lovelifting94]

This one killed me

[@Consolous]

He said Body "exceptence"

[@bencrutchfield1]

IT"S BEEN ALMOST 2 MONTHS. STOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS.

[@TheeBrian_]

“Id rather do a flash mob and then end up detonating myself” ~Father Dom

[@ElephantWhisperer222]

On the real though, he actually spits truth in this one😂

[@dmorgan0628]

I only lasted 2 months with a fit chick, I wasn't iron man material for her..

[@saro0ora687]

Dan Morgan lmaoooo iron man material

[@SimplyMyselfication]

the pro list is so true.

[@dmorgan0628]

I still miss her she was an amazing girl and had an amazing ASS. God bless you if you read this Alyssa!

[@Dm3qXY]

considering how overwhelmingly sarcastic some of the videos are, this really felt like coming from the heart... :)

[@achatz8391]

Condom spelled backwards is modnoc which makes no sense so I don't wear them.

[@samuelvandyke1824]

Ricardo Panini hahahah

[@jwubwub]

Gooood fucking comment goddamnit

[@Metathran]

Hahaha, fucking hell man.

[@ianucci]

NO LOGICAL FUCKING SENSE

[@zetsumei1017]

Why did I even laugh? Shit that was way funnier than it should be.

[@buttox]

Video starts at 8:13

[@Norrr3]

Lol the whole thing was pretty entertaining

[@chrisconnor5418]

"I love your body only when it is hot" should be on your next merch shirt bro

[@possibility28able]

"I love your body, except... Only if it's hot " This guys a savage

[@Daggerfall40]

"Guess what? She trojan horsed you dude. She agamemnoned your ass. Odysseus up in this bitch slaughtering all your fun" Lmao fucking genius.

[@Frank-qp3rr]

"DUMBASS COUPLE OUTFITS" Christian Guzman and nikki blackketter dude I'm dying

[@tradebrah]

Not a couple

[@brucewayne-er7qt]

i date a fit chick her name is Bradley Martin

[@simonsmith2373]

bruce wayne So you're gay?

[@thefinessekid7358]

N-No homo

[@6789uiop]

DAT MAN ASS

[@rustler08]

I heard she had small traps

[@doomslayer4433]

Bro you misspelled fat

[@chrisr5307]

this could very possibly be the last regular broscience vid ever

[@kevinmcguinness6526]

I said it once, and I'll said it again... this man makes too many Iliad references to be anything but educated.

[@ManOfEngland12]

Kevin McGuinness because I’m not educated, could you point out some?

[@kevinmcguinness6526]

@@ManOfEngland12 Dear Joe, I am sorry to hear that you are "not educated". Perhaps this is as a result of the fact that you live in a country where education isn't free (without any evidence, I am assuming that you're American). To understand the context of this muscular man's ideology, we must step back in time to the troublesome years 1930s Germany, specifically Frankfurt am Main. The Frankfurt School of Social Thought begins our quest. Their critique of culture as nothing but vascular structures of internal power was groundbreaking. They argued that one must confront these bastions of corruption in order to free society of ill-will. Our friend here is clearly a scholar of these individuals. He complements their theories by displaying crude blagues at the expense of the masculine-dominated mediatorique (old French) culture, in other words, Instagram. Of course, as we have already discussed, this is to subtly deconstruct their thrones of oppression, through Cultural Marxist ideology, by using the very weapons they use to defend themselves, media.

[@SaintSC05]

@@kevinmcguinness6526 For someone shit talking the American education system, you think you would understand that NO system of education is free. Do you even taxes? I mean, c'mon... Plenty of actual reasons to hate on the American education system. No need to make shit up.

[@689twin]

You know it’s all parody? Guy’s successful AF.

[@kiandocherty3589]

@@SaintSC05 He means tuition fees. The poor deeply struggle to get in. Yet here, my family ain`t got a penny and I`m still gonna go to University.

[@sinzwrath4231]

New videos every.... whenever I feel like

[@volcomintality8638]

Class got cancelled but the brofressor showed up 📚 💪

[@Nahiid]

I like how dom played the outro music three times just to get to the 10 minute mark

[@MrKing-qd7gi]

don't even try to hide it lol no shits given

[@jamesward1210]

This one had me laughing nonstop. "I'm now reminded why I date her". Facts, brother, facts.

[@BackHomeBack2GodHead]

Gangs of New York line. That's a kill , that's a wound. One of my all time favorite movies.

[@jiwachhetri4165]

Lmfao, Dude added 30 seconds of song to get past 10 minutes mark, well payed. I meant played

[@CanadianPrepper]

"vlog another entry level hike" lol

[@HOMEP_1]

What is a date? Do i have to leave the gym for that?

[@hadoukencrew]

Mazaker if you're having what i call it a "prison date" so no u just go to the shower and do yo thing

[@Wrecktapus]

A date is when you go to GNC and see a girl from your gym. Talking to her is not required, it still counts as a date.

[@tedmetta3021]

Hands down this is the best channel on KZbin

[@Eineroff]

"That's to kill" - stabs in the stomach "That's to wound" - stabs in the neck "That's to kill" - stabs in the stomach "That's to wound" - stabs in the neck

[@FJordn0TM]

"You selling oysters or knives?" "Both! I'm selling a lifestyle!" I lol'd hard

[@deputydt7853]

I'm dating a fit chick. My right arm. Them biceps on that baby. Damn.

[@levistrauss5378]

DeputyDT78 Nice and curvey

[@ItsBTrue]

Was about to go accomplish my tasks for the day but when Dom posts a video you sit the fuck down and you watch!

[@Drewsefer89]

Ding ding! Class starts now.

[@vince5417]

Bro your balance honestly and humor are amazing.

[@williamcook1018]

alright it's been over a month... let's go... I need my fix...

[@WayTruthLife77]

William Cook straight up Dom I feel like a feen

[@Seqtopus]

It's crazy how accurate this is.

[@sirray5182]

I actually got notified this was uploaded during my teaching class. I gave everyone a break so I could watch.

[@crescentmoon3764]

Sir Ray I wish you were my teacher.

[@sirray5182]

Haha! I was teaching Geology class - not patting myself on the back (well, maybe a little) but everyone says that. Thanks :-)

[@ItzJackAttack]

Knees are weak, arms are heavy, DOM MAZZETTI Never been so excited to watch a vid

[@bobclover4634]

I've got an advert for the first time in god knows how long and apparently I'm in the fitness industry now. It wants me to go to some workshop to learn what I'm doing wrong. Thanks Dom you're videos really do help.

[@art_enthusiast392]

Dom reminds me of the entire gang of Always Sunny, idk how he does it. Equal parts Mac, Dennis, Charlie, and Frank. I think Dee is more unhinged than Dom, she wore jeans to the gym.

[@TheDeepScroll]

knees are weak but arms lift heavy walking on spaghetti names' Dom Mazzetti

[@manuelmartin3093]

Dat 10 min+ stretch for the 50 bucks add rev xD

[@iamtherobber3444]

boss life

[@averbalin]

Super set!

[@alfielowe9734]

3x outro for that sweet 10min ad revenue

[@אסףפנחססימןטוב-ח8ח]

You are the geniuest buffest bro ive seen this day bro

[@kaizer4o]

YOO Dom's BEEN AHEAD of his time: That FL/AT Earth REFERENCE!

[@ossme]

This was my warm up before porn!

[@themaxinator002]

Last time i was this early Dom was using the Smith machine

[@JaxBlade]

8:00 SPAT MAH FUCKIN GREEN TEA hahahahahhahahha xD

[@drunkindoughtboy6884]

JaxBlade i spat out my protin shake at 8:00 lmao hahaha

[@konpluribus]

holy shit this gives me hope that one day a civilized conversation can happen in the gym about why goku will always beat ichigo

[@Mojospider2099]

WoundDuckling21 he will pretty easily

[@thathomiek1218]

JaxBlade holy shit what's up jaxs 😂

[@cr3d294]

God, this channel is gold.

[@Jucal]

This is one of his best videos yet, instant classic.

[@josephvanni]

Is it weird that I don't mind at all when Dom does product placements?

[@smaller_cathedrals]

"As you can see, I've actually resorted to selling knives." Recent episodes have been rather disappointing, but Dom is on fire in this one!

[@immortus8135]

Yes, this is my job. Shuckin oysters. Best thing I've watched all year

[@JezusD]

I don't know why he doesn't make video more often this guy mad funny

[@JackgarPrime]

6:13 When the pre-workout kicks in

[@JoseRamirez-yh2ll]

*I was so surprised! I thought this was an old video but it's a new one. I thought new videos didn't exist anymore . you have a higher chance in seeing a unicorn lol*

[@JDGWI]

All this suspiciously sounds like Christian Guzman and his last two girlfriends......

[@enrique.guzman891]

JDGWI my last name is Guzman maybe we're related?

[@robindabank4089]

Enrique Guzman my last name is guzman mabey were related

[@osmany2020able]

Dom should be on Wild n' Out

[@D4RKDJBJ]

Thanks for the heads up Brofessor Dom

[@peterdragomirov4022]

Only KZbinr to make me actually want to buy a promo item. Praise to the Brofessor💪

[@oliverpreece2077]

I watched an entire advert for daddy dom

[@federicoalmacolle20]

Never clicked on a video so fast

[@peterjanis7491]

she just fuckin vlogs instagrams works out makes protein pancakes go to bed

[@MrRaymos23]

I swear we are living parallel lives Dom !!! All your vids are super funny too me because it’s all true !!!

[@movietvcasualenthusiast7263]

Mr. Brofessor !!! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? Its been over a month. Please post a video soon.

[@arrowgunt]

cons: Harder to cheat on meals, workout and of course on her😂😂😂😂

[@Zack74826]

Body acceptance: I love your body except only if it's hot 😂😂😂

[@nadirbaitsaleem7270]

I'm guessing a con is: She knows she's too good for you. ;_;

[@GuitarrAddictt]

what's that beta ass shit, you weak fuck with the body of a greek god, i'm too good for HER

[@nadirbaitsaleem7270]

MrOCDKim Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy 👌

[@saro0ora687]

CrimsonUltrafox well said lol

[@Blackjesus327]

CrimsonUltrafox facts

[@nadirbaitsaleem7270]

CrimsonUltrafox LEGEND 💯

[@zephiros1010]

The humor was on point this video

[@George-sy8jw]

Only good thing to come from salomondrin was him recommending this channel! Subbed