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@respiratoryfailure3780
@respiratoryfailure3780 4 жыл бұрын
Pros: she's hot and attractive to everyone Cons: she's hot and attractive to everyone
@sterkar99
@sterkar99 4 жыл бұрын
Fr bro lol wait for the moment she starts bitching about the creepy old man always curling right behind her, like it's his fault my bitch's ass is close to perfect
@sterkar99
@sterkar99 4 жыл бұрын
After all, I'm standing right there beside him
@JustJuicer234
@JustJuicer234 4 жыл бұрын
Ass
@Anonymous-zd1ow
@Anonymous-zd1ow 4 жыл бұрын
Hello there!
@PictureFit
@PictureFit 7 жыл бұрын
That's a lot of convincing pros.
@nabilm.c.6705
@nabilm.c.6705 7 жыл бұрын
PictureFit i know right? Makes you forget the cons.
@ducamorisable
@ducamorisable 7 жыл бұрын
PictureFit Yoo it's PictureFit. Hey man! :)
@PictureFit
@PictureFit 7 жыл бұрын
Yo yo!
@Just_HereLOL
@Just_HereLOL 7 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect you to be here
@kakashiMEK
@kakashiMEK 7 жыл бұрын
come for some real advice, huh? @PictureFit
@edward0
@edward0 7 жыл бұрын
"When you date a fit chick, she is everyone's fit chick" - Dom 2017
@cyandepot9623
@cyandepot9623 5 жыл бұрын
Brommunism
@VroomBroomZoom
@VroomBroomZoom 4 жыл бұрын
RealRickyBobby very quotable
@ianmcgranahan8937
@ianmcgranahan8937 4 жыл бұрын
CyanDepot Dommunism
@LandTorpedo69
@LandTorpedo69 4 жыл бұрын
I've literally moved my workout back like an hour because thicc Natasha works out at around that time and I needed the intra-workout testosterone boost.
@pezdespencer8899
@pezdespencer8899 3 жыл бұрын
She like a girl with a 5 million snap score
@GeddyRC
@GeddyRC 5 жыл бұрын
No. Absolutely no. I refuse to believe that any couple in the entire world has ever done deadlifts facing each other, kissing at the bottom. That wrecks me emotionally on so many levels.
@bigmcdick4916
@bigmcdick4916 5 жыл бұрын
GeddyMX Gonna end up biting her lip off while getting that pr
@Fortunaatp
@Fortunaatp 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@djfoof3518
@djfoof3518 5 жыл бұрын
I've done it before but she had shit form and fucked up her back
@AH17293
@AH17293 5 жыл бұрын
@@djfoof3518 Why though? What a fucking waste of time. I get pissed off if she tries talking to me when I'm at the gym let alone wrecking my session...
@bakedcrystal915
@bakedcrystal915 4 жыл бұрын
Big McDick I hate to tell you I’ve seen it firsthand
@GerikDT
@GerikDT 7 жыл бұрын
He should release a line of dumbbells and call them Dombells.
@Wtfisahandle344
@Wtfisahandle344 7 жыл бұрын
GerikDT they start off at 50kgs minimum
@jonastheviking3088
@jonastheviking3088 7 жыл бұрын
50kgs way to easy to call them Dombells xD
@jonastheviking3088
@jonastheviking3088 7 жыл бұрын
1kg is just about 2.2lbs so 50kg would be 110lbs
@umm732
@umm732 7 жыл бұрын
The blade is 125$ !!!
@Unga_Bunga
@Unga_Bunga 6 жыл бұрын
+they make random gay orgy sounds at top volume when you use them for anything else than working your biceps
@fmcginnis08
@fmcginnis08 7 жыл бұрын
'Pardon me, Bitch, may I interest you in some oysters?' fuckin brilliant.
@fabros9290
@fabros9290 7 жыл бұрын
fmcginnis08 I dont get it :(
@tchombre1992
@tchombre1992 7 жыл бұрын
That line had me dying!
@zHOLLEYFYT
@zHOLLEYFYT 7 жыл бұрын
Fabros oysters are a aphrodisiac. Lol
@zsombormaroti984
@zsombormaroti984 7 жыл бұрын
Fabros oysters are aphrodisiacs
@haris000000
@haris000000 7 жыл бұрын
Zach Holley so is calling a girl a bitch.
@813Productions
@813Productions 7 жыл бұрын
If she calls you "Bro" then you're screwed. Welcome to the brozone, 10x worse than the friendzone and zero chances of escape.
@harambe8079
@harambe8079 5 жыл бұрын
813Productions actually my girlfriend calls me bro. And I call her dude. It’s just like having a good friend except we fuck a lot
@WhaddupImJohn
@WhaddupImJohn 5 жыл бұрын
Wrong
@joelhernandez2171
@joelhernandez2171 5 жыл бұрын
Not of you friend zone them first!
@northkorea7870
@northkorea7870 5 жыл бұрын
813Productions Sweet Home Alabama
@UziGameGP
@UziGameGP 5 жыл бұрын
@@harambe8079 she fucks her bro? Damn son
@TheLennart94
@TheLennart94 7 жыл бұрын
I bet half of the views are only people checking how long it's been since Dom's last upload. If you read this, I miss you and watch your old videos every day
@angelofalcone89
@angelofalcone89 7 жыл бұрын
Lennart Runge and me looking through the comments to find someone else here for the same reason as me lol
@jamespaxtor1544
@jamespaxtor1544 7 жыл бұрын
Lennart Runge same
@detailsmove
@detailsmove 7 жыл бұрын
This is the earliest I've ever been to class.
@michaelasmar392
@michaelasmar392 7 жыл бұрын
detailsmove haha true
@JD-di6md
@JD-di6md 7 жыл бұрын
detailsmove same here only class worth coming to
@kimberlyhuynh7840
@kimberlyhuynh7840 7 жыл бұрын
its the only place worth getting learned
@detailsmove
@detailsmove 7 жыл бұрын
true that 💪
@OmniviumVelocity
@OmniviumVelocity 7 жыл бұрын
*mass
@danmorhaim8461
@danmorhaim8461 7 жыл бұрын
"You selling oysters or knives?" "Both. I'm selling the lifestyle." Lmao! Never change, Dom. You do ads better than anyone.
@nickhudson9166
@nickhudson9166 6 жыл бұрын
Dan Morhaim 600th like
@sdkfdnksdfnj8730
@sdkfdnksdfnj8730 6 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Hudson 900th like
@David-ud9ju
@David-ud9ju 5 жыл бұрын
I think that was Gian's best line in all of BroScienceLife.
@lilhanswurst
@lilhanswurst 5 жыл бұрын
2000th like
@eskayl5899
@eskayl5899 5 жыл бұрын
@@lilhanswurst fucking liar
@millandelaat8900
@millandelaat8900 7 жыл бұрын
release broscience protein shakes and call it brotein shakes
@JAHDude
@JAHDude 6 жыл бұрын
millan de laat *brotein shanks
@michaelb2789
@michaelb2789 5 жыл бұрын
These two guys might be genius’...
@BrandenMeyers
@BrandenMeyers 5 жыл бұрын
GNARSHAKE
@tristanbarrera1461
@tristanbarrera1461 5 жыл бұрын
Put me down for 30!!
@akbro1994
@akbro1994 5 жыл бұрын
There is already something called brotien boi
@Adonis001
@Adonis001 7 жыл бұрын
"Statistics say, 50% of marriages end in divorce, because 100% of those marriages ends with the chick getting fat. That's called Body-Exceptence, I love your body, except If it's Hot." -Dom Mazzetti
@michaelhalejr516
@michaelhalejr516 6 жыл бұрын
Adonis acceptance*
@karmaaftermath5535
@karmaaftermath5535 6 жыл бұрын
Michael Hale Jr you completely missed the joke
@brunsta234
@brunsta234 6 жыл бұрын
Adonis you wrote it wrong idiot
@sairaailia8691
@sairaailia8691 6 жыл бұрын
@Adonis You're right, it ends in divorce because the guy has a beer belly and then he complains that his wife's ass isen't flat enough. 😳
@ddd-sx7pw
@ddd-sx7pw 6 жыл бұрын
Saira Ailia it’s not about girl having a flat ass, no one likes flat asses. It’s about both of them getting close to being a human whale
@johnnnyspade9604
@johnnnyspade9604 7 жыл бұрын
''A dude who doesnt lift'' *Shows pic of Bradley Martyn*
@matthr31
@matthr31 7 жыл бұрын
Johnnny spade 🤣😂😂😂
@tzutzescu
@tzutzescu 7 жыл бұрын
that one killed me
@Jscy4662
@Jscy4662 7 жыл бұрын
Johnnny spade So you also watched the video huh? Thanks for spoiling the joke.
@hammeringhank5271
@hammeringhank5271 7 жыл бұрын
I literally read that comment the exact second he said that line. No joke.
@johnnnyspade9604
@johnnnyspade9604 7 жыл бұрын
I like to give my fair share of cancer every once in a while.
@AziizNamantino
@AziizNamantino 7 жыл бұрын
cons: "when her body is more shredded than yours cuz you never stop the bulking phase"
@rustler08
@rustler08 7 жыл бұрын
But, at least you get some of that cocaine she's on.
@Mattspeciale
@Mattspeciale 7 жыл бұрын
but that bulking phase is so sick
@ShanteRoxxane
@ShanteRoxxane 6 жыл бұрын
Aziiz Namantino Dat Vince G
@kaushikdr
@kaushikdr 5 жыл бұрын
"That's called body acceptance. I accept it, except only if its hot." XD
@moreglutesmoredudes9974
@moreglutesmoredudes9974 5 жыл бұрын
"Body exceptance"
@manofgod7622
@manofgod7622 3 жыл бұрын
@@moreglutesmoredudes9974 BODY ACCEPTENCE - ACCEPTING BODY, NOT EXCEPTING BODY WTF, Where did you get that except from?
@manofgod7622
@manofgod7622 3 жыл бұрын
@@moreglutesmoredudes9974 donyoi even english?
@moreglutesmoredudes9974
@moreglutesmoredudes9974 3 жыл бұрын
@@manofgod7622 It's a pun bro
@MKAngeletti
@MKAngeletti 7 жыл бұрын
Dom has a PhD in fitness Instagram studies
@young15100
@young15100 3 жыл бұрын
Good one lol
@notnownico7178
@notnownico7178 7 жыл бұрын
love how the music was repeated 3 times in the end to get to those juicy 10 minutes lmao
@hadoukencrew
@hadoukencrew 7 жыл бұрын
Nicolás Oliver lmao he is just hustling
@dirtymike3329
@dirtymike3329 7 жыл бұрын
funniest part lmao these dudes are geniuses wish i could learn from them
@showmethedammovie
@showmethedammovie 7 жыл бұрын
Nicolás Oliver what happens with 10 minutes?
@markclayton8977
@markclayton8977 7 жыл бұрын
showmethedammovie higher paying ad eligibility. Some advertisers only put ads on longer videos.
@showmethedammovie
@showmethedammovie 7 жыл бұрын
Mark Clayton thanks. Maybe next time he'll put 10 more seconds of fit chic bootay.
@MrSledge88
@MrSledge88 7 жыл бұрын
Swole Father, Who art in heaven, Vascular be thine veins. Thy gainz come, Thy sets be done, Overhead as it is on chest. Give us this day our daily macros, And forgive our cheat days, As we forgive those who curl in the squat rack. Lead us not into half reps, But deliver us from Crossfit For thine is the Bro, the PR, the natty Forever, Wheymen.
@ch33segreater42
@ch33segreater42 6 жыл бұрын
This needs more likes
@avrahamvardakis5288
@avrahamvardakis5288 6 жыл бұрын
Godamn
@f2detaboada
@f2detaboada 6 жыл бұрын
This does not need more likes, it needs to stay at 69.
@Gimbergp
@Gimbergp 6 жыл бұрын
Ohh man this is fuckin GOLD 😂😂
@ciaranmccarry5838
@ciaranmccarry5838 6 жыл бұрын
What is this religion? Im interested...
@johndeneau7667
@johndeneau7667 5 жыл бұрын
"Are you selling oysters or knives?" "Both! I'm selling a lifestyle."
@VroomBroomZoom
@VroomBroomZoom 4 жыл бұрын
He came up with that on the fly I reckon, so quick 😂👍
@randomrealistictone2231
@randomrealistictone2231 7 жыл бұрын
" I love ya body, only if its hot" So blunt. I like it LMAO!
@Shadow7758
@Shadow7758 7 жыл бұрын
The amount of KZbinrs he's firing shots at 😂😂
@hadoukencrew
@hadoukencrew 7 жыл бұрын
Shadow7758 fucking hilarious
@HUsyn6661
@HUsyn6661 7 жыл бұрын
Shadow7758 like who????
@ManBearPig617x
@ManBearPig617x 7 жыл бұрын
HUsyn6661 All of them
@brianbecker1391
@brianbecker1391 7 жыл бұрын
I saw Amanda Bucci in there lol
@ManBearPig617x
@ManBearPig617x 7 жыл бұрын
Brian Becker Amanda bucci is fine as hell though 😍
@ahmarcamacho8404
@ahmarcamacho8404 7 жыл бұрын
didnt know there were so many names for ass....... i feel so educated
@mipali956
@mipali956 7 жыл бұрын
and yet they still call Dom an idiot
@juhosten3463
@juhosten3463 7 жыл бұрын
Ahmar Camacho It ain't called broSCIENCE for nothing
@imaswedishplumber
@imaswedishplumber 7 жыл бұрын
turd cutter
@milomoran582
@milomoran582 7 жыл бұрын
look up, "100 ways to say jacked" its amazing also by dom
@RockZombieIAm
@RockZombieIAm 7 жыл бұрын
I'd barely count "butt pussy" though
@svK-ub7ff
@svK-ub7ff 7 жыл бұрын
"Man Im thinking about is the earth flat? More on that later" LMFAO :DDDD
@dannymelendez6511
@dannymelendez6511 5 жыл бұрын
Its flat bro
@DigitalAwareness
@DigitalAwareness 4 жыл бұрын
@@dannymelendez6511 yup
@tonyneyron1857
@tonyneyron1857 7 жыл бұрын
for f*** sakes Dom Mazzetti make another God damn video already I'm starving
@bearmuscle3211
@bearmuscle3211 7 жыл бұрын
Damn, is this guy Bradley Martyn's bigger more muscular brother???
@MrZimono
@MrZimono 7 жыл бұрын
no, its his dad.
@JoseRamirez-yh2ll
@JoseRamirez-yh2ll 7 жыл бұрын
Bear Muscle what ever happened to Bradley? he went ghost
@JoseRamirez-yh2ll
@JoseRamirez-yh2ll 7 жыл бұрын
Bear Muscle I just checked and 3 of you guys are subscribed to Bradley???????
@IvForbiddenvI
@IvForbiddenvI 7 жыл бұрын
Bear Muscle this guy also has more hair
@vaffelproductions
@vaffelproductions 7 жыл бұрын
Who the hell is Bradley Martyn?
@Akeel_
@Akeel_ 7 жыл бұрын
It's only a matter of time before nexflix make this a series
@rhettraham7216
@rhettraham7216 7 жыл бұрын
Akeel Aslam 13 reasons why... to date a fit chick
@umm732
@umm732 7 жыл бұрын
The blade is 125$ !!!
@doge3279
@doge3279 7 жыл бұрын
Stronger Things.
@Mattspeciale
@Mattspeciale 7 жыл бұрын
he def should have a netflix series
@user-fr6qn9xl9e
@user-fr6qn9xl9e 7 жыл бұрын
Akeel Aslam NetFlex
@morgangibbs3950
@morgangibbs3950 5 жыл бұрын
This guy can quote Odysseys but struggles to spell... I like it
@mummyjohn
@mummyjohn 2 жыл бұрын
like the one where he can't even do single digit addition but later in the same video references Fibonacci sequences
@boomboonlatreese5598
@boomboonlatreese5598 7 жыл бұрын
I've learned my girl's workout schedule so that mine could be the exact opposite
@ContinualImprovement
@ContinualImprovement 7 жыл бұрын
"Now that I think about it, is the Earth flat?" This had me in stitches 😂😂
@HypeMyke
@HypeMyke 7 жыл бұрын
stitches?
@bingobot
@bingobot 7 жыл бұрын
yes, in them
@aeons200
@aeons200 7 жыл бұрын
g8 bait m8 would r8 8/8
@reigashi137
@reigashi137 7 жыл бұрын
Aye Jay even reading that comment made me regret it
@SyndicatedCrew
@SyndicatedCrew 7 жыл бұрын
TMR Teckk #eddiebravo
@jaredsheldon3496
@jaredsheldon3496 7 жыл бұрын
Dom is the only person who can promote merchandise and still get away with it perfectly.
@BlackBirds93
@BlackBirds93 6 жыл бұрын
"No one's gonna say your dad bought that car when you're driving a honda civic, no ones gonna look at a dude who doesn't workout and say he has small delts, and no ones gonna call you ugly if you're not standing with a hot chick" Actually inspirational
@TheeBrian_
@TheeBrian_ 4 жыл бұрын
“Id rather do a flash mob and then end up detonating myself” ~Father Dom
@achatz8391
@achatz8391 7 жыл бұрын
Condom spelled backwards is modnoc which makes no sense so I don't wear them.
@samuelvandyke1824
@samuelvandyke1824 7 жыл бұрын
Ricardo Panini hahahah
@jwubwub
@jwubwub 7 жыл бұрын
Gooood fucking comment goddamnit
@Metathran
@Metathran 7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, fucking hell man.
@ianucci
@ianucci 7 жыл бұрын
NO LOGICAL FUCKING SENSE
@zetsumei1017
@zetsumei1017 7 жыл бұрын
Why did I even laugh? Shit that was way funnier than it should be.
@brucewayne-er7qt
@brucewayne-er7qt 7 жыл бұрын
i date a fit chick her name is Bradley Martin
@simonsmith2373
@simonsmith2373 7 жыл бұрын
bruce wayne So you're gay?
@thefinessekid7358
@thefinessekid7358 7 жыл бұрын
N-No homo
@billytheweasel
@billytheweasel 7 жыл бұрын
DAT MAN ASS
@rustler08
@rustler08 7 жыл бұрын
I heard she had small traps
@doomslayer4433
@doomslayer4433 6 жыл бұрын
Bro you misspelled fat
@possibility28able
@possibility28able 4 жыл бұрын
"I love your body, except... Only if it's hot " This guys a savage
@bencrutchfield1
@bencrutchfield1 7 жыл бұрын
IT"S BEEN ALMOST 2 MONTHS. STOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS.
@AnthonyMcqueen1987
@AnthonyMcqueen1987 7 жыл бұрын
The way this guy insults and points out the obvious in the stupid ass fitness industry nowadays is comedy gold.
@trod146
@trod146 7 жыл бұрын
Anthony Mcqueen nowadays? He's been doing this for like 5 years now.
@dylanhale2034
@dylanhale2034 7 жыл бұрын
I just finished squatting and now I'm watching Dom, I feel like I have sinned and now I am here asking for forgiveness
@ericwolfe5574
@ericwolfe5574 7 жыл бұрын
FATHER FORGIVE ME FOR THESE GAINS I'M ABOUT TO RECEIVE!
@hadoukencrew
@hadoukencrew 7 жыл бұрын
namdar bleh REPS FOR JESUS
@brrrr9165
@brrrr9165 7 жыл бұрын
Dylan Hale bro, I put off this video so I could hit legs first... I'm going to hell
@Eineroff
@Eineroff 4 жыл бұрын
"That's to kill" - stabs in the stomach "That's to wound" - stabs in the neck "That's to kill" - stabs in the stomach "That's to wound" - stabs in the neck
@chrisconnor5418
@chrisconnor5418 7 жыл бұрын
"I love your body only when it is hot" should be on your next merch shirt bro
@ariffin5
@ariffin5 7 жыл бұрын
Dom is the type guy that will go to the gym just to make fun of those doing squats and then go home
@UndefeatedUndisputed
@UndefeatedUndisputed 7 жыл бұрын
ariffin5 that's his leg day
@bend.543
@bend.543 7 жыл бұрын
Body "Acceptance": I love your body, *except* only when it's hot Lol
@cubanjr2
@cubanjr2 7 жыл бұрын
Ben Dover rappers crave that type of wordplay lol
@Lovelifting94
@Lovelifting94 7 жыл бұрын
This one killed me
@Consolous
@Consolous 7 жыл бұрын
He said Body "exceptence"
@BackHomeBack2GodHead
@BackHomeBack2GodHead 7 жыл бұрын
Gangs of New York line. That's a kill , that's a wound. One of my all time favorite movies.
@kevinmcguinness6526
@kevinmcguinness6526 5 жыл бұрын
I said it once, and I'll said it again... this man makes too many Iliad references to be anything but educated.
@ManOfEngland12
@ManOfEngland12 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin McGuinness because I’m not educated, could you point out some?
@kevinmcguinness6526
@kevinmcguinness6526 5 жыл бұрын
@@ManOfEngland12 Dear Joe, I am sorry to hear that you are "not educated". Perhaps this is as a result of the fact that you live in a country where education isn't free (without any evidence, I am assuming that you're American). To understand the context of this muscular man's ideology, we must step back in time to the troublesome years 1930s Germany, specifically Frankfurt am Main. The Frankfurt School of Social Thought begins our quest. Their critique of culture as nothing but vascular structures of internal power was groundbreaking. They argued that one must confront these bastions of corruption in order to free society of ill-will. Our friend here is clearly a scholar of these individuals. He complements their theories by displaying crude blagues at the expense of the masculine-dominated mediatorique (old French) culture, in other words, Instagram. Of course, as we have already discussed, this is to subtly deconstruct their thrones of oppression, through Cultural Marxist ideology, by using the very weapons they use to defend themselves, media.
@SaintSC05
@SaintSC05 5 жыл бұрын
@@kevinmcguinness6526 For someone shit talking the American education system, you think you would understand that NO system of education is free. Do you even taxes? I mean, c'mon... Plenty of actual reasons to hate on the American education system. No need to make shit up.
@sansde1ty
@sansde1ty 5 жыл бұрын
You know it’s all parody? Guy’s successful AF.
@kiandocherty3589
@kiandocherty3589 5 жыл бұрын
@@SaintSC05 He means tuition fees. The poor deeply struggle to get in. Yet here, my family ain`t got a penny and I`m still gonna go to University.
@HOMEP_1
@HOMEP_1 7 жыл бұрын
What is a date? Do i have to leave the gym for that?
@hadoukencrew
@hadoukencrew 7 жыл бұрын
Mazaker if you're having what i call it a "prison date" so no u just go to the shower and do yo thing
@Wrecktapus
@Wrecktapus 7 жыл бұрын
A date is when you go to GNC and see a girl from your gym. Talking to her is not required, it still counts as a date.
@bendanonfawkes4189
@bendanonfawkes4189 7 жыл бұрын
unfortunately most of these are all the cons of dating normal chick aswell..
@Cityweaver
@Cityweaver 7 жыл бұрын
benD'anon fawkes Well, any normal girl whose obsessed with a social hobby.
@leeroy9478
@leeroy9478 6 жыл бұрын
That's why I'm still heading for a fit chick
@lordmagen1381
@lordmagen1381 6 жыл бұрын
Normal chicks are a different breed all together ☺️
@mikeycenname2547
@mikeycenname2547 6 жыл бұрын
It's the way this generation works and the technology that made them this way
@doublejacketjimmy391
@doublejacketjimmy391 6 жыл бұрын
benD'anon fawkes Most of the time normal chicks aren’t fit. Still go for fit one.
@williamcook1018
@williamcook1018 7 жыл бұрын
alright it's been over a month... let's go... I need my fix...
@WayTruthLife77
@WayTruthLife77 7 жыл бұрын
William Cook straight up Dom I feel like a feen
@JackgarPrime
@JackgarPrime 4 жыл бұрын
6:13 When the pre-workout kicks in
@sinzwrath4231
@sinzwrath4231 7 жыл бұрын
New videos every.... whenever I feel like
@buttox
@buttox 7 жыл бұрын
Video starts at 8:13
@Norrr3
@Norrr3 5 жыл бұрын
Lol the whole thing was pretty entertaining
@chrisr5307
@chrisr5307 7 жыл бұрын
this could very possibly be the last regular broscience vid ever
@movietvcasualenthusiast7263
@movietvcasualenthusiast7263 7 жыл бұрын
Mr. Brofessor !!! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? Its been over a month. Please post a video soon.
@velocity1146
@velocity1146 7 жыл бұрын
4:46 "Can she do one thing that isn't for social media?" This question does not compute for women.
@Mattspeciale
@Mattspeciale 7 жыл бұрын
couldnt agree more, if it aint on social media it never happened
@hanfiking
@hanfiking 7 жыл бұрын
unicorn deathsparkles is that not exactly what defines meditation [self absorption]?
@trod146
@trod146 7 жыл бұрын
busschr no. Meditation is just focusing intently on a single thought. Eastern meditation, like the kung fu Buddhist kind, is focusing on nothing at all.
@ShanteRoxxane
@ShanteRoxxane 6 жыл бұрын
Timothy Rodowicz I think he might've been joking. It made me laugh, at least. Lol
@penapickle
@penapickle 6 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend is the complete opposite of this. It's great
@ElephantWhisperer222
@ElephantWhisperer222 7 жыл бұрын
On the real though, he actually spits truth in this one😂
@dmorgan0628
@dmorgan0628 7 жыл бұрын
I only lasted 2 months with a fit chick, I wasn't iron man material for her..
@saro0ora687
@saro0ora687 7 жыл бұрын
Dan Morgan lmaoooo iron man material
@SimplyMyselfication
@SimplyMyselfication 7 жыл бұрын
the pro list is so true.
@dmorgan0628
@dmorgan0628 7 жыл бұрын
I still miss her she was an amazing girl and had an amazing ASS. God bless you if you read this Alyssa!
@Dm3qXY
@Dm3qXY 7 жыл бұрын
considering how overwhelmingly sarcastic some of the videos are, this really felt like coming from the heart... :)
@SHiTJuFro743
@SHiTJuFro743 7 жыл бұрын
"that's a kill. that's a wound. that's a kill..." Gangs of New York, Dom? 👌👌
@Meliodas.Dragon1
@Meliodas.Dragon1 6 жыл бұрын
I always hit the like button before I watch it. Cause I know I'm gonna laugh so hard 🤣
@Frank-qp3rr
@Frank-qp3rr 7 жыл бұрын
"DUMBASS COUPLE OUTFITS" Christian Guzman and nikki blackketter dude I'm dying
@tradebrah
@tradebrah 7 жыл бұрын
Not a couple
@adamivy
@adamivy 7 жыл бұрын
I realize this is satire, but also 100% accurate. I dated an IFBB Bikini competitor and she was bat shyt crazy not to mention incredibly insecure.
@bearzercher
@bearzercher 2 жыл бұрын
No shit, she competes in bikini lmao
@JKTProductionzIncNCo
@JKTProductionzIncNCo 2 жыл бұрын
In what way was she crazy? And why was she incredibly insecure?
@JKTProductionzIncNCo
@JKTProductionzIncNCo 2 жыл бұрын
Nvm this is 4 years old. You probably won't see these comments so w/e.
@partyjerk
@partyjerk 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, it's satire?
@justinparker9892
@justinparker9892 7 жыл бұрын
can you make the next gnarpump not have so much sucralose? im tryin to pump my muscles, not my rectum
@AWUNMATERIAL
@AWUNMATERIAL 5 жыл бұрын
DOM, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA MAKE A MOVIE, THE LIFE OF BRO, BRO for a DAY, BRO the MOVIE etc... ???
@deputydt7853
@deputydt7853 7 жыл бұрын
I'm dating a fit chick. My right arm. Them biceps on that baby. Damn.
@levistrauss5378
@levistrauss5378 7 жыл бұрын
DeputyDT78 Nice and curvey
@Nahiid
@Nahiid 7 жыл бұрын
I like how dom played the outro music three times just to get to the 10 minute mark
@MrKing-qd7gi
@MrKing-qd7gi 7 жыл бұрын
don't even try to hide it lol no shits given
@art_enthusiast392
@art_enthusiast392 Ай бұрын
Dom reminds me of the entire gang of Always Sunny, idk how he does it. Equal parts Mac, Dennis, Charlie, and Frank. I think Dee is more unhinged than Dom, she wore jeans to the gym.
@cr3d294
@cr3d294 2 жыл бұрын
God, this channel is gold.
@volcomintality8638
@volcomintality8638 7 жыл бұрын
Class got cancelled but the brofressor showed up 📚 💪
@Daggerfall40
@Daggerfall40 7 жыл бұрын
"Guess what? She trojan horsed you dude. She agamemnoned your ass. Odysseus up in this bitch slaughtering all your fun" Lmao fucking genius.
@presidentadrian
@presidentadrian 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha This cured my depression! Thanks bro!!
@jimewelsh
@jimewelsh 6 жыл бұрын
"news flash! You're not that fun sober" 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@alfielowe9734
@alfielowe9734 7 жыл бұрын
3x outro for that sweet 10min ad revenue
@jiwachhetri4165
@jiwachhetri4165 7 жыл бұрын
Lmfao, Dude added 30 seconds of song to get past 10 minutes mark, well payed. I meant played
@bobclover4634
@bobclover4634 7 жыл бұрын
I've got an advert for the first time in god knows how long and apparently I'm in the fitness industry now. It wants me to go to some workshop to learn what I'm doing wrong. Thanks Dom you're videos really do help.
@tomjames8569
@tomjames8569 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao just finished a quiz on the Iliad and I got that reference
@Seqtopus
@Seqtopus 7 жыл бұрын
It's crazy how accurate this is.
@ItsBTrue
@ItsBTrue 7 жыл бұрын
Was about to go accomplish my tasks for the day but when Dom posts a video you sit the fuck down and you watch!
@Drewsefer89
@Drewsefer89 7 жыл бұрын
Ding ding! Class starts now.
@jamesward1210
@jamesward1210 Ай бұрын
This one had me laughing nonstop. "I'm now reminded why I date her". Facts, brother, facts.
@vince5417
@vince5417 5 жыл бұрын
Bro your balance honestly and humor are amazing.
@manuelmartin3093
@manuelmartin3093 7 жыл бұрын
Dat 10 min+ stretch for the 50 bucks add rev xD
@iamtherobber3444
@iamtherobber3444 7 жыл бұрын
boss life
@averbalin
@averbalin 7 жыл бұрын
Super set!
@CanadianPrepper
@CanadianPrepper 7 жыл бұрын
"vlog another entry level hike" lol
@TopShelfGear
@TopShelfGear 7 жыл бұрын
I think Mike needs to do a comedy videos series for car people stereotypes. lol he would have all the jokes I'm sure.
@wizdqvm3z
@wizdqvm3z 6 жыл бұрын
OMG, his face tho 1:40 “Please! Pleeese miss me with that” 💀💀💀💀💀
@arrowgunt
@arrowgunt 7 жыл бұрын
cons: Harder to cheat on meals, workout and of course on her😂😂😂😂
@JaxBlade
@JaxBlade 7 жыл бұрын
8:00 SPAT MAH FUCKIN GREEN TEA hahahahahhahahha xD
@drunkindoughtboy6884
@drunkindoughtboy6884 7 жыл бұрын
JaxBlade i spat out my protin shake at 8:00 lmao hahaha
@konpluribus
@konpluribus 7 жыл бұрын
holy shit this gives me hope that one day a civilized conversation can happen in the gym about why goku will always beat ichigo
@Mojospider2099
@Mojospider2099 7 жыл бұрын
WoundDuckling21 he will pretty easily
@thathomiek1218
@thathomiek1218 7 жыл бұрын
JaxBlade holy shit what's up jaxs 😂
@NiCole4ya
@NiCole4ya 7 жыл бұрын
"that's a kill, that's a wound" selling knifes omg he reference one of his old videos, I miss the Dom Mazzetti channel
@kryptocide-
@kryptocide- 7 жыл бұрын
LMFAO triple outro from that 10min vid
@FJordn0TM
@FJordn0TM 7 жыл бұрын
"You selling oysters or knives?" "Both! I'm selling a lifestyle!" I lol'd hard
@nadirbaitsaleem7270
@nadirbaitsaleem7270 7 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing a con is: She knows she's too good for you. ;_;
@GuitarrAddictt
@GuitarrAddictt 7 жыл бұрын
what's that beta ass shit, you weak fuck with the body of a greek god, i'm too good for HER
@nadirbaitsaleem7270
@nadirbaitsaleem7270 7 жыл бұрын
MrOCDKim Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy 👌
@saro0ora687
@saro0ora687 7 жыл бұрын
CrimsonUltrafox well said lol
@Blackjesus327
@Blackjesus327 7 жыл бұрын
CrimsonUltrafox facts
@nadirbaitsaleem7270
@nadirbaitsaleem7270 7 жыл бұрын
CrimsonUltrafox LEGEND 💯
@rebeccamarfia1934
@rebeccamarfia1934 7 жыл бұрын
"More on that later" 😂
@AdiDoinStuff
@AdiDoinStuff 7 жыл бұрын
Dropping a fucking Iliad reference like a boss
@johnmcclane3314
@johnmcclane3314 7 жыл бұрын
3:06-3:12 fucking spit my sandwich on the computer monitor I laughed so hard. fuck
@shittofit3465
@shittofit3465 7 жыл бұрын
Mike Tython ur right
@Mattspeciale
@Mattspeciale 7 жыл бұрын
hahahaha too good
@JDGWI
@JDGWI 7 жыл бұрын
All this suspiciously sounds like Christian Guzman and his last two girlfriends......
@enrique.guzman891
@enrique.guzman891 7 жыл бұрын
JDGWI my last name is Guzman maybe we're related?
@robindabank4089
@robindabank4089 7 жыл бұрын
Enrique Guzman my last name is guzman mabey were related
@tedmetta3021
@tedmetta3021 6 жыл бұрын
Hands down this is the best channel on KZbin
@JonathanMarsala
@JonathanMarsala 7 жыл бұрын
Ask Furious Pete. He's got one but she's pretty cool and hot af
@mikeg1032
@mikeg1032 5 жыл бұрын
Furous pete is also rich so that changes the rules
@TylerFaurlin
@TylerFaurlin 7 жыл бұрын
knees are weak but arms lift heavy walking on spaghetti names' Dom Mazzetti
@ossme
@ossme 7 жыл бұрын
This was my warm up before porn!
@gaeldawson3311
@gaeldawson3311 7 жыл бұрын
Dom is /fit/ incarnated. "you're like that couple who got engaged at Disneyland and thinks learning a balldance will save their fucking marriage" my sides...
@jordanclark1682
@jordanclark1682 7 жыл бұрын
ahahaha he was like - " is the earth actually flat " that was epic LOL thumbs up
@sirray5182
@sirray5182 7 жыл бұрын
I actually got notified this was uploaded during my teaching class. I gave everyone a break so I could watch.
@crescentmoon3764
@crescentmoon3764 7 жыл бұрын
Sir Ray I wish you were my teacher.
@sirray5182
@sirray5182 7 жыл бұрын
Haha! I was teaching Geology class - not patting myself on the back (well, maybe a little) but everyone says that. Thanks :-)
@themaxinator002
@themaxinator002 7 жыл бұрын
Last time i was this early Dom was using the Smith machine
@charlieelperro
@charlieelperro 7 жыл бұрын
Had to watch this a second time and must say it is one of his best ones. It doesn't matter if he is hocking shit or not.
@louisi2825
@louisi2825 6 жыл бұрын
This quickly went from a nice pros and cons video to a deeply rooted personal nightmare
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