How to Score Nudes

[@huhhaha9636]

Dom just explained the law of supply and demand just like a real economist

[@quinnh4313]

Like the guy in wolf of walstreet Italians are just born with that shit

[@marshalepine248]

I hate loud music so dont buy what hes promoting or your neighbors might be very upset

[@kungfuman82]

@@marshalepine248 Neighbors can go screw themselves lol

[@robertodelgado6387]

The guy is a genious

[@Sentient6ix]

Isn't he a teacher IRL?

[@calebclaiborne403]

that last S should have been “screenshot”

[@heilhiel978]

What if she tells you not to ss??

[@hardhitter5099]

heil hiel you do it anyways? Tf?😂😂😂

[@TheSTPhelps]

@@heilhiel978 you use another phone to record the screen!!!

[@emiliomarbanjr]

@@TheSTPhelps lmao.

[@DavidReiten10]

It depends on your goals. If you wanna hit in the future you don’t ss. Ik you want too but your only in the first quarter and The Weeknd is in the halftime show

[@BroScienceLife]

No mic it is. If you ever see anyone complaining about the echo again, please shame them back to the asmr porn they came from.

[@jamesbrown2840]

Nah keep the mic

[@jamesbrown2840]

BroScienceLife it’s good

[@littlebcally1]

@@jamesbrown2840 stop engaging in pyschological warfare against him

[@Sam-pg8cs]

Lot of good shirt ideas here Dom

[@DM-qm5sc]

This comment has a lot of echo

[@MarkHarrison4]

Oh man this was too priceless... i'm dead

[@mnyakangler5210]

What do you mean this isn’t a funny video it’s informal from uncle dom

[@Bro-ww9de]

The fact tht he’s right abt som of the shit

[@euler4513]

I died before watching this video 😂😂

[@ludvigeh]

“Be Einstein not Weinstein” has to be a shirt like, yesterday.

[@ΝικόλαοςΘεοδωρίδης-γ6λ]

Two of them

[@billyblaze6849]

2 of em, yesterday

[@mravi8or]

iconic

[@lexagfc9931]

Except nobody will pronounce Weinstein like that when they read it

[@joshuathompson566]

2 of them

[@margs5544]

“Just because she won the popular vote doesn’t mean she’ll show you her Oval Office” 😂😂😂

[@interdimensionalsteve8172]

It's always surprising how clever the writing is on these. Well done.

[@MrZablon]

It's honestly gold, only a matter of time before he gets picked up by some bigger organization or something of that sort

[@travelandshred4690]

Comedical genius

[@BroScienceLife]

I put a lot of research into this one. For you guys...

[@eoinbergin9718]

@@BroScienceLife sounds like motivation for anything but the gym, what's happened to you

[@RevanActual]

Most of his videos are really well written.

[@antonchigurh8343]

You can tell that the man behind the character is actually a very smart guy. That's why he's funny as hell.

[@leodeop5958]

This corona outbreak must really be hurting Dom financially if he's posting a video.

[@yiannizavaliagkos1228]

Leo Deop it’s not like they get ad revenue

[@kuu6881]

All the gyms are closed, he can't do anything else right now.

[@camth3man87]

He made videos even before the outbreak

[@vespaman101]

@@camth3man87 dude I've been watching this channel for like... 6 years. He only makes a few a year lol. This is abnormal.

[@camth3man87]

@@vespaman101 Well when you're quarantined and can't go to the gym what else can you do?

[@brandonswhispers]

That 22 year old esthetician who’s the mother of a “little king” line is spot on! Haha

[@jeffherbert5696]

Brandon F when did he use that line

[@brandonswhispers]

Jeff Herbert 2:12

[@Wumbozz]

“Like they say a picture is worth a thousand words, or $12.99 on onlyfans” brooo that killed me

[@SanderJanssenBSc]

Ikr

[@never_2_old_fitness313]

This is actually the most educational video Dom has every done. I've followed this program, near word for word my entire adult life. lol

[@xx_pwilson19_xx14]

I can’t believe this actually made sense😂

[@AleQuag]

Wat? Dom always spill the thuth is the most funny way possible

[@omarelsherif4125]

It does

[@wernherv.b.928]

Literally every single video contains lots of truth which is the reason why his videos are so funny, you always find some things that you've experienced yourself.

[@xx_pwilson19_xx14]

That’s what I’m saying like it’s hilarious, dude is boss bro

[@Mark-xw5yt]

@bill nye the russian spy .

[@RRPBJJ]

"Don't be creepy, be calculated."..... might be the greatest thing Ive ever heard. for real.

[@rubenyanez5645]

be einstein, not weinstein

[@TO-oz3mj]

Imagine having the balls to sponsor this specific video

[@saifa.3950]

Its incredible how he manages to layer in genuinely sound advice into the jokes, parodying, and irony lmao. And how are the jokes STILL gold after all these years

[@letterc8247]

The mic is too good I want your raw unprofessional recorded voice

[@BroScienceLife]

Oh I will give you something raw and unprofessional

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

@@BroScienceLife 10 hours livestream of raw unprofessional couching directly into the mic coming when?

[@RandomAussieEmu]

@@BroScienceLifemate your a bloody legend

[@Andrew..J]

@@BroScienceLife your bench?

[@AW-Luke]

Funny when the reply has more likes than the original comment, lol

[@IAMDEH]

"A picture's worth a thousand words, or 12.99 at only fans" I'm dead

[@GingerSnap198]

Dom's sponsor's ads are better than most other content on KZbin alone. Never skipped!

[@tadeozegarra7446]

Bukkake of Sound. Poetic

[@lilllwizzzle]

Id say the only guys that can do ads better are Caleb and Griffy

[@Flash236926]

Am I the only that thought he was going to say “just because she wins the popular vote, doesn’t mean she’s gonna win the erectoral vote.”

[@arianapeluso1130]

What a missed opportunity

[@freddybenelli9100]

The oval office line was stellar

[@taylorberry-maraist7332]

Im uncomfortable with the amount of sleeves in this

[@Machete1708]

Word, almost feels like Doms wearing a sleeve on his Johnson, which he doesnt do

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

Dom is suffering from muscle wasting in his arms due to the coronavirus crisis and is sparing us the sight out of compassion. Could be worse, his brother's been dealing with that in his entire body for years now

[@Peasqueak]

@@NaturalHypertrophy you mean the orphan child Bradley that Dom so kindly let's hang to give him a glimpse at what perfection is like?

[@alfariel215]

@@NaturalHypertrophy poor Bradley Martin .

[@mr.hughes5808]

you're a Weinstein!!! I knew something was off

[@brent9571]

"Lol lemme see (devil emoji)" is the single greatest advice I've ever received in my life. Thank you fellow gym bro.

[@mathieust-gelais4346]

damn, the writing and the jokes were actually really good in there, like the old school vids lmao

[@Alistair]

that's the one upside to the lockdown lol, people being forced to be more creative (and probably the world will become way more entrepreneurial now with less jobs)

[@horny4violence]

Is Gian still around?

[@mathieust-gelais4346]

@@horny4violence I suppose so, not sure though

[@Pooofcomify]

True

[@AndrewRobeen]

Gabriel Baclagon I don't think so. I think he got another job or something in like 2018ish. Edit: He rebranded M&G to BSL so i assume not.

[@nathanschoeder9902]

The puns and innuendos he and his people write are so funny and I think they aren’t appreciated enough. The execution is flawless and has me laughing so hard😂😂

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Send a drink, get the pink" Put that in a t-shirt, Dom.

[@MartinHachmann]

Dammit why do I see you in every comment section

[@adityasagolsem213]

@@MartinHachmann top 10 mysteries in universe

[@Creed925]

I see you in every comment section

[@dimitribonanni4035]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache bet he didn’t watch the full minute at the end

[@Haxgor]

May I ask, who are you good sir who comments on every single video I watch.

[@Benjamin_Boxall]

I've never been more confused by something that makes so much sense

[@TheLjheuvel]

My only takeaway from this, is that someone actually sponsored this

[@papikabron18]

Lukas Heuvel where do u think he got the mic from...

[@BladedCreed]

It’s interesting when he actually seems to give good advice about something

[@harishutd1]

Does she have a pic of herself at a music festival dressed as Borat ?? I died !!

[@Godzillabrawler]

Dom you are the only KZbinr that I actually sit through the ads for

[@5my9other93half]

7:20 "You're playing CHEST, not checkers. But you are tryna check-her-box" You sir have earned me watching an entire ad without skipping for that genius.

[@haris000000]

You just saying that cuz you know he never gets monetized 😄

[@Taken4Ransom]

I would have done the same but my ad was 45 minutes long...

[@vinnyv949]

Cuz you have to say on course if you want to be in her….

[@the_enderall883]

So kind of Dom to share his obvious wisdom and knowledge with us. Thank you

[@closetweeb8492]

Dom, i can’t buy merch but to show my appreciation i watched the whole 1 minute bit at the end

[@kirkmcclean9686]

Gotta get that 10:01 mark at any cost

[@gruja9704]

I am watching it now just because of your coment XD

[@danyo5509]

I like to listen to the music going on and off 🤣

[@iron2291]

This is the most accurate "how to" that he has ever put together.

[@Newsetuploading]

"if you need constant stimulation to drown the sound of your loneliness" Why you gotta do me like dis uncle dom? 😭

[@notsosecretsnacker5218]

That hit too uncomfortably close to home

[@yoonyo8751]

this guy is the only person in youtube who i can acc watch the ad without getting bored

[@lukeg9382]

"Be Einstein, not Weinstein" -Dom Mazzetti

[@Menaceblue3]

Be like Bing Crosby, not Bill Cosby!

[@ieuanjones7615]

Yooo when he said this I instantly came to the comments to look for it xd

[@AirborneAnt]

Luke Garrity that’s amazing!!! Hahahaha

[@tecwzrd]

When I first read that I thought it said "Be Epstein, not Weinstein" O_o I was like WHAT???

[@smast16]

"Be like Einstein, not Weinstein" -Dom Mazzetti - Michael Scott

[@troychurch6250]

The second best thing to come out of this crisis is Dom putting out videos again.

[@justinholcomb5256]

Dom actually making new videos every week is an omen of the end times

[@robertjacobs5419]

The amount of analogies in this is beautiful

[@quiensera9947]

"Be Einstein, Not Weinstein" And with that, a tear rolls down my cheek, bestowed with this gift of knowledge

[@remingtoncomp4873]

Dom is the only youtuber I know of that can talk about his sponsors without being annoying.

[@billowen3285]

See Internet Historian, unparalleled

[@bruhkgb]

"Has she been on a trip to Dubai lately?" GOAT

[@TodayWithKyle]

Miss the “dom mazzetti vs”days man, stopped watching when you went to bro science but damn this reminded me of old dom😂

[@schmeagol8260]

"just because she has the popular vote, doesn't mean she's going to show you the oval office" Lmao

[@actionjackson2721]

His eloquence in choice of words always amazes me

[@stephanovskyy]

Honestly, there is NOT A SINGLE OTHER KZbin CHANNEL that I'm actually HAPPY to see ADS on ! Legit as good as the rest of the video if not better 😂

[@pashaboss6]

This came out at the absolute perfect time I swear

[@JustANumber0123]

“Now if she tries to maneuver the conversation like how her fucking day is going “ 😂😂 I’m dead

[@sway4459]

Last time i was this early she got pregnant

[@printrtm4771]

Shoulda said last time i came this early

[@julienforletta7896]

Print RTM you know it’s bad when he stole this comment from every other KZbin video and still botched the comment

[@soonerborn7603]

FameOnROS Who?

[@Samueldiaz1]

Just imagine how good of a rapper he would be with so many punchlines

[@axwellvonaxwon6029]

Damn Dom posting Quality content, this Corona crisis really is a blessing in disguise huh?

[@503NastyNate]

Honestly, this truly is how its done 😂😂

[@Blackbeard1323]

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT!!! Dude its crazy how this is literally the whole entire process man lol

[@consideritsent2958]

"If you're like me and need constant stimulation to drown out the sound of your loneliness". Too accurate

[@jvm-tv]

This one is at the same of level Dom's old times classics. Well done!

[@lewissmith6223]

Love how the ending loops until video is 10 mins 😂

[@GentlemansCombatives]

Gotta get that extra ad revenue

[@ellipsoidi]

you must be new here

[@guts2484]

Dom uploading videos consecutively is the only good thing about this quarantine

[@StrykezMan09]

"Be Einstein not Weinstein" - Dom Mazzeti 2020 😂

[@kj_ny_]

He’s wearing an Influencer shirt with a picture of Charles Manson 😂

[@andreasolsson4287]

Watching Dom is the only workout I need

[@tamermassalha8594]

Let’s go old school Dom is back 🔥

[@ludvigeh]

Soo, either he’s really bored or the rent is going up like crazy😅

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

YT is paying 50% less due to adds being pulled

[@nilsrehm8777]

@@NaturalHypertrophy like Dom's getting money from KZbin

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

@@nilsrehm8777 He's got tens of millions of views on his videos. He's made bank from YT, don't worry about it

[@nilsrehm8777]

@@NaturalHypertrophy I just meant he gets demonitized immediately

[@fourdeep6561]

@@NaturalHypertrophy he probably gets 30 dollars for a youtube video with no yt ads but this one is a paid promo

[@ronvolinsky4409]

"would i lie to you?" i mean.....probably

[@canflippuck6]

Can you put the “How to Make Your Girl Squirt” video back online? I’m trying to learn all I can during this quarantine.

[@makenadwyer3377]

canflippuck6 damn that was a fav I can’t believe he took it down

[@reefa4829]

Was Probably forced to

[@RestrictedHades]

He took it down when he found out squirt was piss and not goddess juice.

[@CPmuddle27]

That was probably my favorite video

[@leonardopessanha5128]

Is there any video of it? Common, this is the internet, it must be in some random site. I'm searching but not finding. I'm so sad, that video was funny as f*ck

[@jiriadventures]

I actually think Dom made a video that was genuinely helpful haha

[@youngdoodle2089]

It’s amazing how he can make a video that’s a complete joke and actually give genuine advice 😭

[@experimentalsurvival7142]

the extended outro was sublime

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

T-shirt more relevant than ever in this influencer heavy coronavirus era

[@mrmachaveli87]

Might be the best BroScience in awhile. Harsh but reminds me of original BroScience videos.

[@martinfagundez7916]

Finally some relevant content

[@vollickplaysgames]

Loving the sponsors. Thanks for the new video!

[@Artak091]

Dom give that real life relationship advice just does it in a funny way.

[@samalama918]

When he did the air quotes and said "little king" I lost it! 😂

[@timmyd6196]

"Be Einstein not Weinstein". Might be one of the greatest quotes in the history of mankind.

[@carterbuckman1711]

best ads ever, i love the ads as much as I love the videos

[@PhDrKoci]

Let's be honest, almost everbody here tries to score a nude once in a while, and even tho this is meant as a satyre, those steps are pretty legit. Thx Dom, you did it again ! Lets make Great nude harvest of 2020 worth of its name ! sorry for bad english ale let the hunt begin)

[@ScootersMum1]

Literally the only ads i dont skip

[@meinsouza]

damn...i do have a friend that married a esthetician with a "little king"

[@soviethammer9111]

poor guy.

[@nagato2k633]

F for our fallen brother

[@pcaddict4215]

The comedy just gets better and better by the vid

[@vinm.6423]

Easily a top 10 Dom Video of all time! “Be Einstein not Weinstein”

[@forrestl5597]

the mic is way better, your channel deserves it. it's absolutely premium. thanks for the amazing content. p.s. i buy merch

[@akaben4688]

I love this... I've been watching since "pros and cons of taking steroids" ... I've shared this a bunch already lol.

[@jermainetaylor7529]

Undoubtedly the G.O.A.T of KZbin fitness 🐐

[@EasedBluntman]

2:13 Bruh this was solid gold. If it was Dom, props. But if it was someone else who contributed then keep their ass and pay them a "joke of the video" bonus

[@diornodiovanna2838]

At least we're getting more broscience content, all these people dying is really put in to perspective when you think about that

[@Dstryrr]

Someone overheard me listening to this and sat down to watch

[@alexvestal3500]

this is the greatest yt channel ever

[@christianfritz3373]

Its November 29th, 2020 and these tactics are still strong 💪

[@miccifalabella4955]

Bro this is monetized he’s a fucking legend

[@Ryan-tu1ii]

Clicked on that notification instantly bruh lmaoo

[@local98guy]

Had me laughing the whole time. Plus normally i skip the ads. But Dom makes them funny and entertaining

[@isawiegand2764]

dom must be homeless with how much he’s been posting lately. hope you get better soon dom xoxo

[@יצחקסנבטו-צ9ד]

Yo wanna trade on snap😏

[@ThrashAnDash]

Only person who’s ads I gladly sit through and watch

[@notmikesully8810]

Thank-you Dom. I will now slay during this quarantine. BE WARY

[@cheeseboy7299]

LOL

[@jamesturd5053]

same haha

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

Social distancing bro, hope your pole is 7ft long

[@notmikesully8810]

@@NaturalHypertrophy LMAOOOOOOO I'm dead

[@aydenolsen1216]

The ads on doms channel are better than most other channels actual videos

[@jaked.5954]

Instructions unclear, I have a restraining order against me now

[@bosatsu91]

OMG....I was not expecting this to be so entertaining just in general! Great job!

[@akeemthedream10]

Best bro science in a while!! Shit was HILARIOUS 😂🤣and the advice is actually solid this time around!! 😏😈

[@RidiculousName]

I'm not saying this is Dom's best video ever. I'm also not saying it isn't his best video ever.

[@ahmadasim7068]

Who’s here after he changed the thumbnail

[@Tradbow85]

The accuracy of the steps is classic