Are You Right There Father Ted? | Father Ted | Season 3 Episode 1 | Full Episode

Ted is believed to be a racist by the inhabitants of Craggy Island, after passers-by witness an ill-advised impression at the Parochial House.
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[@andyyipster]

I am from Hong Kong. And this has to be one of the best episodes of FT..the part of group of Chinese playing Irish song is funny !

[@Ed7501]

I'm a HKer too who grew up in Ireland. 2 of my childhood friends were extras in this episode :)

[@dewilew2137]

@@Ed7501 really?! That’s so cool!!!!

[@Tribozom]

And their verdict?

[@jaimehudson7623]

Father Ted: "Fascists wear black, telling people what to do, whereas priests..."

[@blackadder194]

the best line

[@mirzaahmed6589]

More drink!

[@James-en1ob]

Wear black, and tell people what _not_ to do.

[@yohaneschristianp]

@@James-en1ob by this logic Priest = non fascists Non priest = fascists 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@James-en1ob]

@@yohaneschristianp I was only pointing out the difference between a priest and a fascist, please don't apply this logic to all people. Thank you.

[@robertwesterfelhaus1446]

I have not laughed so hard in months! I choked on my beer. Thanks for posting.

[@NoahSpurrier]

Drink!

[@HecVD]

​@@NoahSpurrierhooray!

[@zfederbush5431]

One of the Best episode ever!!!!

[@machoalright]

One of the best father teds!

[@stevens4492]

Th th th there's a Chinatown on Craggy Island?!?!?! The delivery on that line was the best.

[@dUFGoLZ]

14:24 always reminds me of the hillarious "Muskatnuss"-scene from "Le Grandé Restaurant" with Louis de Funes.

[@mightytaco123]

Tip father ted. I hope I get ur autograph in heaven 🙋🏽‍♀️

[@tasosdiaforetico7377]

Never gets old

[@fivelinus432]

Feck!

[@kathleenmahaney5160]

Brilliant we’ll let Father Ted 🐍buy the tickets😇⁉️ Ireland here☘️🙃 we come🙏🏻

[@mrmeself]

Top Irish Intelligence.

[@woodonfire7406]

12:09 14:24 14:41

[@nordicgaming2572]

I hear you're a racist now Father! This show is starting to grow on me lol

[@stephenasbridge878]

And now Hat Trick have “cancelled”Graham Linehan……they have no shame.

[@ronanoloingsigh5251]

4:25 BASED?!

[@darthjekyll3648]

22:49

[@ooloncolluphid5299]

I hear you’re a transphobe now father. How’d you get interested in that type of thing? What’s the official line the church is taking? Should we all be transphobes now?

[@zephyrr108]

Yes we should lol

[@dewilew2137]

So some white Europeans are actually racist against other white Europeans? Interesting 🤔 That’s not really racism though, is it? Like, by definition. That would be like my Jamaican mum talking about how much she doesn’t care for Haitians, and calling that racism...wait, is that racism? 🤔

[@lordclimentos]

Well, yes, that can be racist. Race isn't just colour ...

[@thehunter24]

Are you retarded?

[@ER1CwC]

The more accurate term would be xenophobic - fear of outsiders. But in colloquial English, the term racist is often used instead.

[@queenbeedat8726]

I think the funniest line in this episode is: ' So Father, I hear you're a racist now'. Cracks me up every time...

[@Dee010s]

Mine is that lady yelling..Good fpr you Father, good for you!!

[@rebeccaday8612]

For me it's when Mr Yin says "Well, the slideshow was a big pile of crap". Don't know why, just the way he says it never fails to make me laugh.

[@jasonmarin8187]

For me, it's when Mrs. Doyle falls down the stairs and then jumps up to say she's been cured.

[@lakehayden]

“It isn’t the Greeks it’s the Chinese he’s after!” This is absolutely one of the funniest scenes in the whole series

[@jasonmarin8187]

@@lakehayden He's not after the Chinese!

[@gavinmarshall2228]

"I think I've addressed all aspects of Chinese culture" in a 2 minute speech kills me every time!

[@WakandaBabe]

And Pat Morita wasn't even Chinese...he was born in America and his parents were Japanese :)

[@LloydBraun11]

The Chinese - a great bunch of lads!

[@luisreyes1963]

So long as they're not working for the government. 😒

[@-jank-willson]

@@luisreyes1963 OH NOOOO....

[@lavalampluva55401]

There's a Chinatown on Craggy Island?

[@IHateYoutubeHandles615]

HURRAY! :)

[@ddizon-uw6cu]

This is definitely my favourite Fr. Ted episode. As an Asian guy I would love to go to a Fr Ted convention wearing a lamp shade just like the one used in this episode,

[@陈瀚龙]

I lived in China for years, and I once showed this episode to a girlfriend from Hu Bei. She laughed harder than anyone I've ever watched it with.

[@davidgagnon3781]

That would be HILARIOUS!!!

[@fraenzchen85]

I think you are a liar.

[@TheMonteCarlo]

@@fraenzchen85 You must be white - getting offended for others to feel morally superior without any effort. *WE MINORITIES LAUGH AT YOUR VIRTUE SIGNALING.*

[@josephperkins4080]

@@TheMonteCarlo Welll some of us whites have not fallen for the sjw bs

[@el6178]

All Father Ted addicts we should arrange a trip to Ireland!

[@josephperkins4080]

Yup first stop Craggy Island

[@drjohnsmith450]

Awesome idea. All depends we're you are . Australia is a fecken long way away.. yet again 42 heat fire. Will love to travel to reality/ dreams.

[@drjohnsmith450]

Dose any human's talk thinking In the name of the Father Ted¿

[@paysonterhune290]

For DRINK, tea, GIRLS, and the odd bit of Nazi memorabilia! FECK!

[@deuscaritasest7518]

i'll be waiting for all of you here!

[@thiagohermes4806]

Thw window scene is one of the best ever hahaha!

[@McRocket]

Poor Ted. He finally gets what he wants in Dublin. Then he shoots himself in the foot...again. And it's back to Craggy Island.

[@TheGahta]

just a ride on the algorythm wave here, so im unfmiliar but what bit him in the ass in the accounting book?

[@KidWeismantel]

It's a hilarious episode. I like that they did the effort to actually hire a German actor for the part of the old dude, not someone with a fake German accent.

[@luisreyes1963]

I thought Donald Trump's old man was dead, what's he doing in that priest's closet? 🤣

[@martinmills135]

Pretty sure that wasn’t a German actor. His German pronunciation is good, but definitely not native.

[@petertaylor4980]

@@martinmills135, Vernon Dobtcheff, British of Russian descent, born in France.

[@johnkennethwiseman5460]

@@petertaylor4980 aka Max Kalba from The Spy Who Loved Me

[@royblackoncrack]

German actor who played the German Theater, getting asked to play an Old Nazi in an Irish sitcom "MEIN TAG IST GEKOMMEN."

[@mattthompson528]

They invented gayness!

[@TheSonicSegaNerd]

Whenever I heard that line when I was a kid, I always imagined a bunch of Greek scientists, dressed in white lab coats and goggles, analyzing glass beakers and flasks, and revelling over finally discovering the secret of gayness

[@dorianphilotheates3769]

The Sonic Sega Nerd - That’s precisely how we did it!-how ever did you know? 🇬🇷🌡📊🔬👨🏼‍⚕️👩🏼‍⚕️🎛🏛🏺🇬🇷

[@jasonmarin8187]

This and Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The Arse are my two favorite episodes. What's funny is with how long Ted was living on Craggy Island you'd think he'd have known about a Chinatown on the island.

[@trianglemoebius]

I figure the Chinatown formed while he was away, since he doesn't even seem to know anyones names (while Dougal can easily identify exactly what family it was). It's absurd, but about as much sense as him simply never knowing about them.

[@kirnpu]

I'm in the US and am here after watching Taskmaster. I didn't know who Ardal was and thought I'd check this out. Holy moly is this ever hysterical comedy!!!! I definitely need to watch more of Father Ted. The window scene was outrageous, but then the entire episode was too!

[@kimt1776]

He's on Taskmaster!? That must be great lol

[@arifakyuz7673]

One of the funniest episodes of the show

[@sudocatsda1guy390]

Even with everything going on, the funniest scene is Dougal screaming TED!! when opening the door

[@Tu4Kill]

His impression of Hitler hand movements during his speeches is spot on. Dermot Morgan is a great actor.

[@breathedreams7344]

Was a great actor. RIP

[@stevens4492]

I love how his actions in the house are different than the perspective of his visitors.

[@dorianphilotheates3769]

“Feggin’ Greeks!...” - me favourite episode! 🇮🇪🤝🇬🇷

[@Okurka.]

FT was so far ahead of its time. Now give us our money back.

[@seavixen125]

"THEY INVENTED GAYNESS" Gets me everytime 🤣

[@dorianphilotheates3769]

@@Okurka. - It’s long gone, mate - we haven’t got it; ask the Germans.

[@dorianphilotheates3769]

@@seavixen125 - We didn’t invent it, we just improved it; and then the English upper class perfected it.

[@johnmorris7969]

I hadnt seen this episode in years. Had me crying from laughing so hard. This had to be the best episode of the series. "You put the cyanide pills next to the valuum!"

[@angryanonymous2]

I'm watching this in 2021, this episode is still more relevant than ever.

[@drwcshow]

Definitely timeless.

[@nicolebarnes581]

True!!

[@zephyrr108]

Kinda not.

[@TheSaltydog07]

I've watched this over and over through the years, and I still crack up. Sweet dreams, Dermot.

[@ohheyitskevinc]

“Ming the merciless” 😂

[@paysonterhune290]

I'd love to open a package and have SS Father Jack leap out!

[@volitionVX]

GOOD FER YOU, FATHER!!

[@migueltrapezaris6437]

The writing on this show in general was excellent, but in this episode it is just phenomenal. Every single joke is hilarious on its own, but they all tie in with each other and lead onto other ones. Layers of jokes develop as the episode progresses and they become funnier and funnier as they combine. There are very, very few throwaway gags, almost each one leads into another or plays a part in advancing the plot. They manage to do all this while also being edgy (poking fun with racism, Nazis, swastikas) while using it through the lens of Ted's hapless/bumbling nature to make it not actually offensive, and it makes the whole episode timeless, as relevant and funny now as it was when it came out. An absolute masterpiece of comedy writing.

[@-jank-willson]

Alas, they will never show this episode again because it will offend all the SJW's....

[@aranerem3767]

Hilarious. Funniest show ever made

[@whocrusader5179]

The episode made me laugh me pants off

[@Homeschoolsw6]

one of them.

[@agni2003]

3:09 interesting that he says “Humanae Vitae… how far we’ve come”. It’s usually regarded as a step back since it reaffirms the traditional doctrine of the church with regards to contraception… so I’m not sure if he’s being sarcastic

[@trianglemoebius]

He's reading it because it's archaic and no longer applies, not because he believes it. Basically he's reading what people *used to* believe in order to put into context how much better church teachings are in the present.

[@johndonwood4305]

The ending of the episode always cracks me up hahaha.

[@TunnelJumper]

8:52 he looks like a grown up Daniel Radcliffe for a second there

[@AmazingKevinWClark]

Lol I feel so bad for Father Ted, every time he tries to make the situation better, it blows up out of his control even worse.

[@Slightlyinterested]

Pure script & acting brilliance.

[@josephperkins4080]

😆 Tells Doogle to lighten up while wearing a lap shade

[@jasonhurd4379]

Dougal

[@wildbill9490]

The stupidly random gags are what make this show so funny

[@PreacherAtArrakeen]

My wife and I performed 'My Lovely Horse' in front of the Parish House in The Burren in 2017. We filmed it, I made a few edits, and slipped in a 'subliminal' 1 frame of text that said: NOT RACISTS! 'Chinatown' is Vaughan's Pub in The Burren. 😀

[@enthusedtosing9655]

"Is that the Ying dynasty" hahahagahagahagagag

[@VallaMusic]

oh I was so hoping that one of the slideshow images showed a picture of Mickey Rooney in the movie "Breakfast at Tiffany's"

[@drwcshow]

I was low key expecting that to show up too!

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Certainly would've fit in with everything else.

[@loner_wolf6614]

GET OUT WITH THAT SORTAAA THINGG!!

[@oljefri]

Down with that sort of thing!

[@seavixen125]

Careful now

[@General_Grievance]

"I wouldn't have done an Altmer impression if I knew there was a Thalmor there to see me do an Altmer impression!"

[@Ooughhh]

According to the white gold condordinant u are probably subject to a fine

[@jezebeljones659]

"No, Ted, there's prob'ly something wrong with it."

[@FunkesBlowhard]

The picture of Father Ted with the random black guy to prove his lack of racism makes me LOL every single time

[@movieklump]

Great art never dates. Always stays relevant.

[@zephyrr108]

Its not "relevant" its just funny.

[@Feuerbach1]

You wouldn't have anything from the Allied side? No that sort of thing wouldn't interest me at all I'm afraid :))

[@twalsh06]

23:05 When my friends find my social media burner accounts

[@mattneff]

"I didn't know you had to follow up a good idea with loads more little good ideas" 🤣

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

4:24 one thing is to collect Werchmarch military memorabilia, but the moment you SS stuff looking like a shrine you might want to check if those Luger's are still in working order

[@paysonterhune290]

Ich bin mude!

[@squitlawless]

Have you anything from the allies? No, that sort of stuff wouldn't interest me I'm afraid.

[@pepperachu]

Its hard to say this because father ted is such a likable guy and the show he's in is so well written....but he's basically a selfish embezzler. Though I think he has some redeeming qualities

[@renejean2523]

No. The money was just resting in his account.

[@trianglemoebius]

Jokes aside, I don't think Ted is selfish. He's somewhat quick to annoy, and it's very clear the residents of Craggy Island get on his nerves, but given how they seem to act (not to mention how his house-mates act), can we really blame him? Remember, when Ted's around people more to his liking, for example with the priests in Dublin, and thus not constantly annoyed, he's a far nicer person and even seems to be largely liked by his contemporaries.

[@C-Here]

Lol- it is a comedy after all... 😂🤣😂

[@MrsSlocombesPuddyCat]

One of my favourite episodes.

[@migueltrapezaris6437]

"I can explain everything!" - best line of the best scene of the best episode of the best sitcom ever.

[@johnk-pc2zx]

Amen. Ay men.

[@Lady_Barbara]

"So the story is: You're not a racist,...." 🤣🤣🤣

[@99mrpogi]

Imagine if the Chinese got too offended and a war between China and Ireland was declared

[@Christian-gr3gu]

GO IRELAND!

[@TheSpiralnotebook]

(Pointing out the window)"Dugal! THERE WERE CHINESE people there!" "...alright, yea." Hahahaha! Dugal just has no evaluative ability to his response. It kills me.!!

[@chrislucy3778]

One of the best - they're all winners :)

[@sternpio]

20:29 That's commitment! 💪They painted the man's face just for one second of screen time 👍

[@meauxreilly6110]

21:40 he's kinda fine

[@suchnothing]

This is my favourite episode thank you so much for posting it

[@iagree5313]

2024 still coming back to this.

[@ikagura]

"Chairman Mao" It's basically as if you showed a portrait of Hitler to them.

[@secrettsundere955]

I'm Chinese... and... I think that... Dis is veli de good i gif ten oot off ten

[@fraenzchen85]

No, you are an idiot.

[@secrettsundere955]

@@fraenzchen85 k

[@angelofiron4366]

Tell ya what how about everyone comes back to my place for a drink.

[@lordcawdorofmordor2549]

Being new to this show, i certainly didn't expect a Wehraboo priest to show up here, or anywhere for that matter

[@Goabnb94]

I want out Ted. I didn't know you had to follow up a good idea with more little ideas.

[@iagree5313]

Oh no! I have that bike . I thought it was a one-off . It's made of copper in different gages

[@misterkramer8279]

😂there is no reason for him to gesture exactly the way he does when gets mad behind the window 😂

[@qui0736]

Very very very very very very very very very very VERY very dark blue.

[@sudocatsda1guy390]

BTW is that maori Kryten from Red Dwarf

[@yohaneschristianp]

Funny how you get more right as thing gets older 🤣🤣🤣

[@daruddock]

'The Chinese: a great bunch o' lads.'

[@madmungomannv1734]

First episode I've ever watched best episode I've ever watched I seen why Ireland likes this

[@Cwmbran1984]

ACH SCHEISSE!!!!! Ich bin müde!😂😂😂😂

[@VictoriaAlfredSmythe]

Thank you from Manhattan ©2024

[@momomo768]

A house that size and they share the smallest room 😅

[@drjohnsmith450]

Arrr. 2o2o. How do you spell that now Ted.?

[@stephentaege6255]

People are delusional if you think priests aren't like this in real life and would never admit it ✌️✌️👍👍🍀🍀🍀🍀😁😁

[@azazelgrigori9244]

Back when we could make jokes about nazis.

[@hzgl]

This has to be my favourite episode of Father Ted yet XD

[@GreatPolishWingedHussars]

Always this Greek inventors!

[@TechNed]

Things got just crazy hilarious!

[@87654321j]

Maby he's agrophobic Jack scared of fighting I don't think so Ted 😂

[@whocrusader5179]

10:35

[@nigelcarren]

"TED.... would you like a peanut?"

[@markborn5293]

That still cracks me up!

[@danilodistefanis5990]

I want to give it one More like but that would be devilish.

[@madeleinefougere5798]

Just brilliant.