Are You Scared of Your Childhood?

[@foreverbored2009]

the “parents” just murdering people in the middle of the day is so funny. Like the other neighbors don’t exist?

[@slumpsalot]

Whyyyy????? Why did I look at the comments when I haven’t even watch the video?????

[@joeb3505]

Weren't they at some cabins?

[@Cecily_Smith4]

Not even in the house literally on the porch

[@KirbyCom]

Middle of the day, AND outside, AND people are screaming, AND a baby is crying?? At that point, why not just put up a big neon sign in the yard saying "WE ARE GOING TO COMMIT A HOMICIDE TODAY"

[@petahoee8281]

@@slumpsalot you should know better than to do that

[@anjanaaaaaa]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT CONJURING LITERALLY SPONSORED OUR BOYS!!??

[@whalienreader1261]

they did it before with la llorona

[@anjanaaaaaa]

@@whalienreader1261 oh I didn't know that, thank you for informing me but Im so proud of them. This is literally one of my favorite channel on KZbin

[@babyvia6712]

I know I’m quite excited actually

[@itsscarymary]

@@whalienreader1261 To be fair, that was an Unsolved video, an established series that branched out from Buzzfeed, a big company. I think this is the first The Conjuring's sponsored the boys and their independent company so it is a milestone!

[@Ash-ru6bt]

Yeah I noticed and flipped out I was so happy for them!!

[@localizeds]

this is an intense way of telling your child that they're adopted

[@elliottiscrying3369]

PLEASE-

[@samanthahussain4219]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jakephreel]

Fuck I shouldn't have read comments before I finished it

[@JackSparrowLovesDirt]

Technically, he was kidnapped. But this comment was funny

[@projectjt3149]

BRUH

[@mabelsan1133]

The mom's got crazy endurance, and the dad's just holding the camera and making her do all the work. Ultimate girlboss + malewife moment

[@heatherperleberg7816]

The serial killer patriarchy aint holdin that queen back!

[@Daniilshifeband]

Girlboss Gatekeep

[@l4vender.te469]

#truelove

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

Girlboss Gaslight Boykeep

[@takif2]

bigballs

[@helena_lang]

Y’all need to stop attacking me like this. “Are you scared of your childhood?” “Are you scared of working out?” What’s next, “are you scared of credit scores?”

[@hivaladeen4892]

Are you scared of KZbin’s algorithms?

[@lord_of_the_oreos_vol3]

Credit Karma is gonna become sentient and tell you to buy a house soon

[@indyferncja6784]

@@grimcowboyer please do tell

[@catman0789]

@@grimcowboyer tell us please

[@Whatareevenbirds]

@@grimcowboyer same my old school was actually a plantation bay before, so there were lot of deaths there Whats worse is that they had this policy to never let middle school students out of the school without a guardian. My dad would forget about me and pick me up at 7 or even 9pm. (great dad, ik) I'd be the only student left and the only person keeping me company was the guard of the school and some figures in the distance that never came close to the light

[@cortingat]

They’ve made it. They got a Warner Bros sponsorship. The boys have officially made it.

[@m.matos471]

this is only the beginning...

[@DaTrashArtist_AB]

Didn’t they have one in La Lairona? (I know I misspelled that)

[@aahanajha2222]

@@DaTrashArtist_AB yes but that was BuzzFeed this is their own channel so it's a big deal :D

[@arizonarangershat3831]

La Llorona was on buzzfeed unsolved

[@MX.Unicorn1999]

👻👻👻👻👻

[@wendigobane4581]

"What do we tell the god of death?" "I've got a sock full of oranges!"

[@francesleones4973]

I think Arya Stark would vibe with Shane :D

[@satarupagingerkolay]

Also, "C'mon, baby. Let's Tango!"

[@jocool511]

Choo choo pickle pie

[@squealingsalamander6546]

Are We Just Gonna Ignore that the Narrator Really Named His Cat DAVE like that is such a Human Ass Name to just call when opening the cat food tin

[@ontxtteredwxngs]

yes. we've accepted that shane is a 70 year old demon with a sock full of oranges, so dave can stay.

[@annabellee8459]

My cousin's cat is literally named Kiwi cucumber lemon.

[@jswizzler]

@@annabellee8459 much more acceptable than Dave

[@SoExhausted]

Ohhhhhh DaAAvE Yea that sound pretty ridiculous to call while opening a cat food can-

[@sxft_tears9555]

Lol when me and my brother were like 7 and 10 we named our guinea pig Dave

[@16stolenxpaperthin]

"Are you scared of a job interview?" "Are you scared of working out?" "Are you scared of your childhood?" I didn't come here to be personally attacked, okay-

[@guadalupesantiago4373]

No but fr the "Are you scared of your childhood?" hit way different 😭

[@timmel5691]

Agreed! LOL

[@austinnicely9781]

THE ANSWER IS YES! YES DAMMIT! ARE THEY GOING TO ASK IF I AM SCARED OF MY DAD NEXT?

[@minniesmith9256]

Me when they release “Are you scared of your best friend?” : 😶

[@aradustruitt6956]

Lmao man up wussie

[@bexw8330]

Silly Shane, he's not even IN Puppet History. What a goof.

[@tdsims1963]

Good comment.

[@estellamarieann3062]

I thought the same thing! What cheeks! 😆

[@SHINeeWrldArmy]

He might help film it but he doesn’t really show up in it

[@imnotgoodwithnames4101]

He sings back up for all the guest songs!

[@bexw8330]

@@imnotgoodwithnames4101 oh that makes sense! He's probably a producer too. He should be a guest some day, he'd be awesome.

[@MsAlison]

“as the children say, a bit of a vibe check” LMAOOO

[@plutopepsi578]

“Birthdays are morbid and just force you to remember you’re getting older” so what bro I want that free shit

[@joey5353]

Haven't come across a comment saying "yes, part 2 please." Im invested in this story now

[@CMYX]

I do wanna know what happened next

[@harmothagreat]

i want one so bad, but it would literally be one week one video of the same 1-5 series for 5 weeks and that would be a stretch. I already hate waiting so long for a new video upload :( But If it is worth the wait...I'm willing

[@adrianne-fitt9958]

More please!!!

[@eemilperamaki6142]

We demand the full series on one super long video!

[@valeriecchen1581]

Just all the parts pls!!

[@cryptid4131]

People with childhood trauma reading the title: *"yes. absolutely."*

[@Berlis-s1r]

I felt that. I literally said that Lmaoo

[@Mason-ul5xl]

Bahaha same

[@thetadster]

can confirm

[@orieking]

My CPTSD ass thought the exact same thing 😂

[@3bugsinatrenchcoat]

meee

[@BigRatNuggz]

These titles are getting personal if i see “are you scared of abandonment” ima have to leave 😭

[@kevinthefabulous1118]

'Are you scared of being abandoned?' no because I could see that legitimately being a title

[@sapphiceevee]

"are you scared of the planet being completely destroyed by global warming by the time you're in your 50's?"

[@LadyTofu]

"Are you scared of dying alone because you're unable to connect to other people due to your fear that they'll eventually leave you like everyone else?"

[@ClaireTheFab]

‘Are you scared of all your friends hating you’

[@erebys21]

"Are you scared of that old rusty boiler in your bathroom blowing up due to pressure, possibly killing you or burning your house down?"

[@sailormoonfan224]

I don't think the parents were necessarily going over to murder him, though there was a chance that it would have ended that way. I think the brother found it and sent it to him since he was the stolen child, so he'd be the one to have the final say for their parents. YOU HAVE TO COVER PART TWO THOUGH! COVER THE WHOLE DAMN SERIES!

[@madihewie]

If they killed two full ass adults just to steal their kid I can’t imagine they’d kill said kid, like they put in a lot of hard work and dedication to get him in the first place. What all that murder for nothing? 😂😂😂

[@user-vs5jg2bg3q]

yeah i bet theyre gonna gaslight him or something lol

[@courageousgrace]

That's exactly what I was thinking! I don't think the older brother was "adopted" like Jeff, I'm sure the older brother was their actual kid. Perhaps the older brother always knew something was off with his parents, and then accidentally came across these videos that confirmed his suspicions then anonymously sent the package to his younger brother under the mom's name. I guess it would explain why the hand writing on the package was so f*cked up idk- 🙃😅

[@captainngoose]

Oh that's a good theory, that the brother sent it.

[@jayjayeverett2456]

Is there a part 2 and where can I find it?🤔

[@brandishook]

I feel like Shane would think about not turning his mom in, then remember she didn’t take him to see Toy Story and he would immediately give her up

[@peachy_scoundrel415]

This feels accurate

[@lookwhosinsideagain1161]

yeah pretty much lmao

[@AndreaGarcia-zz7jz]

Haha when did he mention that?

[@uglysongsforuglysouls]

@@AndreaGarcia-zz7jz top 5 beatdown w/ movie expert :)

[@anti_fascist]

Makes sense tbh

[@mariaarossaa]

Shane: "Well the father is coming over I believe to, as the children say, a bit of a ~vibe~ check"

[@Tiffany-iq8ex]

I had no idea where he was going with that sentence after he said "as the kids say"

[@godspeed-unicorn]

Story: "She was wielding a knife--a huge, butchery thing" Art: butter knife Looool I'm playing, I love Mollie's art, it always catches the vibe

[@janes8714]

they probably wanted to avoid anything that could get flagged

[@homeiswonderland]

@@janes8714 If that were the case, the whole series should be flagged. I saw a man get his eyes eaten last week!

[@arboozi]

@@homeiswonderland the flagging algorithm is funky like that though; some eye snacks? no problem. sketch of a knife that's just a little too sharp? won't do pal

[@jcurses]

I don’t know why that blade is always mislabeled as a butchers knife. In reality it’s called a French knife.

[@wowiearting3947]

@@homeiswonderland maybe sharp objects makes the youtube bot go nono

[@sharmienajmal]

It's really nice to think about how Ryan had applied for an internship at Warner Bros when he was fresh out of high school but had gotten rejected, but now Warner Bros are sponsoring his videos

[@moss_yt]

Shane calling murder “a bit of a vibe check” is my favorite thing

[@noemyh.8082]

“as the children say” before it was good too 😭😭😭

[@TheJoya1234]

I laughed out loud 😂

[@Pinkshark27]

I can't

[@daaniimal2489]

He didn’t call the murder a vibe check. That doesn’t even make sense. He said the parents were gonna vibe check the son ABOUT the murder

[@RavenousMillenial]

Shane, chanting: "Let's steal a boy, let's steal a boy!"

[@jellybeanboy]

Ryan realizing what's happening •_• "Oh SHIT!" •O•

[@beelzemobabbity]

“Are you afraid of your childhood?” At this point they have to be doing this on purpose

[@MarieReeRee]

Like there’s no way this is a happy accident.

[@jessicaclakley3691]

Yes

[@atisukokyu]

literally tho-

[@tritter82008]

To flesh out Shane's theory: A family member of the deceased couple tracks down the parents, steals the home videos and sends them to Jeffy (and the police). Jeffy's text to his mom causes her to frantically search for the tapes at home and find them missing. Panicking, the mother calls the father who decides the boy has to be silenced (he never agreed with his wife's decision to take the child). Yes, please, to Part 2!

[@ontxtteredwxngs]

I think it's weird that they filmed their crime, though. Even just events leading up to it. Then again, youtubers today do way worse for likes, but this was just for them to watch. so creepy.

[@heatherperleberg7816]

@@ontxtteredwxngs The person filming was actually Logan Paul

[@Bianca-iz5wk]

I think it's his sibling who accidently stumbled upon the videos

[@finnw5887]

@@heatherperleberg7816 lol

[@landr9391]

ooh or taking a more supernatural approach you know how the box said from mom but was from an anonymous address what if it was from his actual mom

[@emmilittlemuffin]

Proof that Shane is actually immortal and therefore has no fear, he's clearly looked death in the face and landed in his good graces.

[@subhadeepjasu292]

He embraces his demonhood.

[@YouveBeenMegged]

You fool. Shane is Death.

[@chloejadexx183]

Bjohmo

[@shae.2214]

Ryan really said “remember those” to Rick rolls like we all aren’t constantly getting Rick rolled to this day

[@guidetoanything]

Ryan and Shane apparently don't watch Pewdiepie

[@Emerald-t7k]

@@guidetoanything I'd wager a lot of people don't since his views this past year have mostly been from roughly 10% of his subscribers.

[@guidetoanything]

@@Emerald-t7k Yeah you're right and it's fine that they don't, everyone has their preferred entertainment, it was just a friendly jibe pointing out that rickrolling came back in style for pewdiepie's fans recently.

[@Emerald-t7k]

@@guidetoanything I wasn't meaning to offend any of his friends, in fact a lot of youtubers views have been going down pretty steadily as restrictions lift from lockdowns. I also had no clue Rick rolling was back but now I'm prepared for sketchy link placement so thanks lol

[@guidetoanything]

@@Emerald-t7k No offense taken at all! I didn't know that was happening but it makes sense as people go back to work and kids go back to school in person that less time is spent on youtube and such. I hope that the youtubers for a living can find some other revenue. Yeah Rickrolling made a short comeback in the pewdiepie community this year, he does videos sometimes of looking at his reddit fan page and they would sometimes post memes there to trick him. Just silly jokes :)

[@Gothicc666]

“Are you scared of your childhoo-“ Me immediately: yes.

[@a_sir6248]

Todoroki

[@jessikatexas3532]

Lol

[@mcmckeon]

SAME #traumatized #lit

[@jennychionidi8495]

"This is a 5 part series, so, guys, if you want us to cover part 2, let us know in the comments" :D *4 months later* :(

[@OhNelleYeah]

A year! It's been torture!

[@captainngoose]

@@nothobbesmufc949 What happened? Summary?

[@ThatOneFur]

@@nothobbesmufc949 title? Link?

[@fryemamma]

@@nothobbesmufc949 which user? And maybe you can send the link here too?

[@emanipetrus2197]

@@nothobbesmufc949 I can't find the comment, can you post it here

[@sidjohnson9413]

this is the worst “I found out I was adopted” story EVER

[@minutedetails7696]

Woaahhhhh put a spoiler warning , man!!

[@lilislilypad5563]

Imagine it was the brother who sent the videos and he just texts Jeffy like, "lol ur adopted"

[@cid7016]

Or the BEST, it depends on your point of view

[@mrr_corleone]

Thanks for the spoiler bro

[@charlotteashley04]

SPOILER!!!! Thanks a lot 🤦🏼‍♀️😒

[@Yue_mariin00]

Shane really said *"when I turned 65.."* and we all just accepted it and moved on,, [whispers] *demon shane confirmed*

[@ridaasim2493]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

[@nicolelouise9779]

That could only mean Shane beating up Father Time with a sock full of oranges when he was 65 is confirmed too! So Shane is literally a powerful demon who can beat up Father Time a literal God of Time or Father Time is just a wimp.

[@corvcrawler]

@@nicolelouise9779 "EITHER SHANE MADEJ IS A GOD OR COULD *KILL GOD"*

[@_._._._lilith_._._._4658]

I agree

[@evelinhazel8679]

When was this??

[@VlogDoPajamas]

HELL YEA I LOVED IT PART 2 PART 2 PLEASE!!!!

[@crypticzealot7055]

I'm hoping someone can find the original story before than so we don't have to wait too long for part 2

[@SurrealSurrender]

Puh-leaseeeeeeeeee read part 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need to know what happened to Jeffy! 😫😫😫😫😫

[@screamingchild3702]

Part 2:)

[@gaiabound]

Wasn’t expecting to see a Ghost Trick pfp here!!

[@gingerb2359]

This was amazing I soooooo want part 2

[@rubixloverful]

"Let's see if we can make it through the end" Halfway through the story: "I think we got ourselves a peeping papa"

[@PoeticWhisper]

Shane looks like he’s stuck in 1910. Which is admirable.

[@carissalynnftw]

No.

[@ryanmatthews9757]

More like an admiral, am i right?

[@LeGabrielMan]

You always have a plan Dutch... -John Marston

[@herredward9277]

@@LeGabrielMan This is a good one. - Dutch Van Der Linde

[@kitlee172]

Could be worse… could be 1918. 😷

[@indib3668]

Shane’s “oh shit” to the raven writing The Raven was such a stoner reaction

[@lord_of_the_oreos_vol3]

The amount of times i replayed that part because it was hilarious 😂

[@bowieboy7044]

We just gonna ignore how Shane just *Admitted to being a immortal being*

[@krell.1415]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY!

[@PixisBites]

I thought everyone knew🤔

[@cosmic7336]

hey, when an immortal comes out, we don't judge, we can only stan

[@bowieboy7044]

@@cosmic7336 truer words were never spoken

[@ladedadeda3x]

We been knew

[@alex-fs9yt]

Ryan: You might just be the first person to beat Father Time Shane: Yeah, I'm gonna beat his ass until he cries. Ryan: Oh shit, what are you going to do it with? Shane: ... A sock full of oranges

[@madihewie]

Would you call that… a clockwork orange…..

[@mosbmonique]

@@madihewie holy shit

[@annicakiroglu517]

"So lock the doors, turn of the lights" Baby lock them doors and turn the lights down loooooowww

[@riyo.38]

I heard this comment

[@riyo.38]

With two voices too

[@goatmadej]

*_TURN THEM BACK ON I THINK I SAW A GHOST--_*

[@amberjensen2288]

65 year old Shane beating Father Time with a sock full of oranges is something I need to see.

[@ontxtteredwxngs]

we need some artists to get on this

[@leSomeone]

This is crazy. Getting sponsorship from freaking Warner Bros - and a whole movie, no less?! Danggg

[@jessicaclakley3691]

I know right! I was like hell yeah, go Watcher for picking up that sponsor!!

[@Alex-so9vn]

They got that good Warner bros $

[@libby8269]

Warner bros does this kinda promo every conjuring release with multiple KZbin channels, which is nice bc u know the spooky youtubers would talk about it anyway without being paid, but Warner studios will even take them on tours and show the movie for free so they will have more content to post about 🥰

[@princembat]

usually these stories end ambiguously without true closure, but bro this has more parts? please do them!!

[@nikkicarreon]

Shane’s position on getting old and death is actually more comforting then anything else I’ve heard in my life lol thank you

[@xadtic]

first to reply hey \(-ㅂ-)/

[@Imshortitsok06]

Do not go gently into that good night

[@1101Archimedes]

@@Imshortitsok06 Use a sock full of oranges to beat down the dying of the light.

[@proteincurry]

They aren't even hiding the fact that Shane is a demon anymore

[@lucasisofdarkness5423]

Yeah true tho

[@_gracie_3159]

They got sponsored by a whole ass movie? Lmao good job guys

[@deftones8717]

A movie about a whole ass you say? .... okay.. I’ll see myself out

[@BlackFairy1751]

@@deftones8717 no, come back. That was a good one

[@dreww304]

@@deftones8717 holup I need to see this movie

[@fightmefatima992]

@@deftones8717 Nooooo come back

[@libby8269]

Warner Bros does that every time they release a new conjuring movie. You haven’t noticed all these spooky youtubers talking non stop about conjuring cases and taking city tours where old cases were every time a new warren movie is released? It’s nice they pay them bc lord knows they would do it anyway without getting paid

[@GothicMaximalist]

Please do the other parts. Each time I rewatch this episode, I’m sad that y’all didn’t do the other parts of this story.

[@guadalupesantiago4373]

No one: Literally no one: Someone getting murdered: shane "as the children say, a bit of a vibe check."

[@lennalundin7371]

i was going to like but it’s at 666 right now

[@raghadthewinner]

“The children” got me dead lmao

[@B_4035mn]

@@raghadthewinner It got the parents dead too!

[@mooseshake466]

i spewed spit all over my screen at that part 💀💀💀

[@szymon709]

i read this as shane was saying it, perfect timing

[@NotUlpoadingAnything]

Just a quick correction for people trying to find the rest of the series on Reddit: the writer's display name is hyperobscure but their username that shows up in search results is hyperobscura.

[@mthomasleary]

Do you have a link to this particular story?

[@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife]

@@warm.vibes. I didn't find a link to the story in the description.

[@icoreytimmons]

“How do I feel about murder?” Ryan, you gon’ find out if I don’t get a part 2 to this. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@ama200]

*real mom gets murdered* shane : thanks dawg

[@indrimahadiraka5382]

Idk why I'm so proud that watcher is sponsored by warner bros its just like we've all been here and watched u guys from unsolved then started ur own company and u guys making a behind the scene vids of starting the company and ur all anxious but excited and i felt like u guys just grew so much since that time and im so proud

[@derekconnors4128]

Theory: His "older brother" figured out what the parents did and discretely sent his brother a copy. He's the only one I can think of who could have figured it out and would have wanted to warn him. Either way, definitely would like a part 2.

[@hawkes1859]

Ok yeah so I agree with this but also why would he then sign it from the mom?? This was a cool story but damn I’m confused lol. Like if the brother really did find it, wouldn’t he have wanted to just go over in person and say “hey bro I got some news :/“ or something?

[@johanvajse8410]

Is no one thinking supernatural and it's his REAL mom who sent it to him to warn him? just me? really weird for this group

[@hawkes1859]

@@johanvajse8410 oh yeah! That could be...I’d just wonder why she didn’t warn him earlier

[@hawkes1859]

@@johanvajse8410 also I’d say there’s enough shaniacs in here who’d prefer a non-ghost explanation lol

[@cozmicdoodles7167]

@@hawkes1859 he might have signed it "from mom" to throw the trail off? Either way, If it was the brother I'm sure he wouldn't want to make it know that he's the one that figured it out. Else the mom and dad might come for him too. But this is why we need part 2. So many questions need answering!

[@21stcenturymouse]

"videotaping this crime spree was the best idea we ever had." - Jimbo Jones

[@Looui01]

PLEAASSEEE CONTINUE ARE YOU SCARED? !!!!, THIS SERIES IS AMAZING WITH EACH DIFFERENT STORY THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SO MANY DIFFERENT EMOTIONS! I LOVE IT AND LOVE THE HOST SHANE AND RYAN ❤❤

[@alexandralopes1157]

“1st part of a 5 part series” “That does it for this season” *_What?_*

[@ejslax]

I knowwww. I need closure from this one 😭

[@benmillar101]

they better do more parts

[@just_a_tiny_dinosaur5014]

I’m gonna beat up Father Time with a sock full of oranges: my new senior quote

[@kettlepetal3138]

nice.

[@SHINeeWrldArmy]

Wish I would have seen this before

[@annabeast]

just wanted to point out, Shane said "When I turned" instead of "When I turn" and Ryan was completely unfazed.

[@lookwhosinsideagain1161]

obviously hes figured out that shane is the devil /j

[@rumanatarafder616]

Ikr. I was thinking why is he using past tense?😅

[@bolmeteus]

Congrats on the sponsorship boys, you guys came a long way. Watching that video about the creation of this channel was really touching and it certainly took some leap of faith to get here. Continue the great work and hope the gigs keep pouring in!

[@lonewolfanime8126]

I fucking love these guy's chemistry among themselves they bring in this show. So entertaining and I genuinely enjoyed this series, just purely for these two guys.

[@homeiswonderland]

lol are you a new fan of the ghoul boys? it's why we love 'em!

[@lonewolfanime8126]

@@homeiswonderland naw always been an fan of their works and I really love these dudes.

[@kitlee172]

They are truly at their very best not watered down, just thrown straight back, no chaser.

[@lonewolfanime8126]

@@kitlee172 for real

[@Spiderishness]

shane's demon energy is EXTREMELY potent in this episode

[@00muinamir]

But it's like, stoner demon energy. Like, yeah he's immortal and he's gonna fight Death with a sack of oranges if she comes to repo his human body but he's mostly just chillin' for now.

[@adamkwarren21]

Never have I ever heard a potential murder be described as “a little vibe check”

[@pundertalefan4391]

My grandfather did that. He claimed to be 29 for many years. Then when my mom turned 29, he became 30, and so on. XD Yes, part 2 please!

[@adelina4381]

“are you scared of your childhood?” these are getting alittle personal

[@heyitsyaboi2040]

I’m curious. Jeffy said he had a brother. Is that another kid stolen from a family or just their biological son? Maybe the brother sent the video to Jeffy.

[@genafevistal8228]

Yeah I'm curious too tho

[@lion5908]

We need part 2 💯

[@creeperrobot6859]

I think it's implied that he was also another kid stolen.

[@redgallo4939]

I'm a month late, but that's what I thought too

[@lordskeletor481]

Also they had 2 kids already when the video was filmed, he only acknowledges one sibling, what happened to the other kid?

[@berlinvandlilje7846]

“Are you scared of your childhood.” Sir, I’m traumatized, yes.

[@berlinvandlilje7846]

@WaitingToFade AYE! Same! You’re my friend now.

[@amandafletcher4379]

Right? same 🤣🤣

[@danischorer1427]

I’m 40, & I tell people I’m 29 plus shipping & handling 😆😂🤣

[@PoochieCollins]

hahaha

[@talirose5651]

If I turn 40 I'm going to start saying that lmao

[@VPZealouZ]

It sounds like a joke my dad would make, my dad is 39…

[@ontxtteredwxngs]

@@talirose5651 IF you turn 40? believe the impossible

[@janegray1603]

Brilliant 👏 👏 👏

[@SpaceEnthusiast548]

I feel like if the mom is so used to killing, its probably not the only murder video they have.

[@peachy_scoundrel415]

They probably got their brother the same way

[@dudedude64]

Dude Shane is rocking that coat and hair ngl. He’s got the drip

[@LanAnh-uz1cs]

Is that Sherlock's belstaff btw?

[@ArbiterofMankind]

He just need to shave then he looks like Spike for Cowboy Bebop.

[@alliefiscus9222]

HAHA everyone's talking about the childhood trauma and no one is talking about the fact that Shane is planning on beating death up with a sack of oranges. man I wish I had friends like him

[@mooseshake466]

the worst part of this all is that he named his cat fucking Dave out of all things

[@jellybeanboy]

My cat's name is Kevin

[@fandomforever7689]

The title: “are you scared of your childhood?” immediately conjured a memory of me walking down my upstairs hallway as a kid and seeing a hazy golden “ghost-looking” tube thing slither beside me and the vanishing...so yeah...maybe I am scared of my childhood...

[@jybler007]

Tbh that was creepy.

[@hurricanetortilla2569]

omg my aunt saw something like this on a staircase too!!! some transparent looking figure just sitting there and when she walked up to the figure, it vanished. i have been scared of stairs since...

[@_gremlinboy]

Ghost snake :0

[@petahoee8281]

Conjured lol I see what you did there ;) even if you didn't lol

[@christine2320]

at least it was golden not just some dark figure or red that’s some demonic shit😹

[@addi8903]

please make a part 2?? much like jeffy’s parents i’m dying to see how this plays out

[@crow2387]

YOU DID NOT 😭

[@noravioli]

LMAO

[@davidstark7151]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭

[@anti_fascist]

JAILLLLL

[@g7hi0.0]

Me tooo 😭😭

[@k-conn2266]

"A sock full of oranges." Me: You should try a sock full of butter.

[@charlie5928]

we dont need your icarly nostalgia

[@charlie5928]

McCurdy was a legend

[@samanthamorris427]

A man of culture

[@aly9506]

HEYOOOOOOOO

[@andreagourley]

Sam would be proud 😚😚

[@Lunaliladee]

"Are you scared of your childhood?" This is getting personal

[@_._._._lilith_._._._4658]

Oh hi deku

[@babyvia6712]

Ryan’s dad forgetting about the camera is freaking hilarious lmaoo

[@pickleair]

"Are You Scared of a Job Interview?" "Are You Scared of Working Out?" "Are you Scared of the Devil that Lives Inside You?" Are You Scared of Your Childhood?" Come on, man. They have to be doing this on purpose.

[@saadkhan3819]

So ................are you scared 🤣?

[@deanchen507]

Are you scared of air? Are you scared of atom? Are you scared of yourself?

[@Idk_________]

Are you scared of eating vegetables

[@リヴァイ-v1c]

“Are you scared of the DMV?” “Are you scared of the price of spinach these days?” “Are you scared your friends are gonna realise the only reason you remember their birthdays is because Facebook sends you a reminder on the day?”

[@genxdotardstevenrichards4201]

You don’t say 🤡

[@annef0x]

Me, after I read that title: **laughs in childhood trauma**

[@urban_gse_]

**Laughs in Agreeance**

[@thedoctah1428]

I felt this comment.

[@dxncingwthedevil]

Same 😂 such a fucked up thing to ask though mine still gives me nightmares

[@michelleanderson245]

Lmaoooo right tho

[@devmari3]

😐

[@rayxo3896]

Ahhh, I know I'm late for this one. Just wanted to say I really loved the direction they took with this season of 'Are You Scared?'. I'm assuming they wanted to support writers? Either way, I really love this series. Hoping next season will bring back the mystery of 'could it be real?'. OH! Congrats on the sponsorship ghoul boys, very well deserved!

[@chloe-ez6tn]

“Are you scared of your childhood?” if I could remember it I might be

[@hyenawithgun1395]

ahshshsh mood

[@jybler007]

😆

[@mindifridge]

And that’s on childhood trauma

[@rachel7815]

Argh I made the same joke 😂

[@Milokissavlk]

Lol

[@cryptid4131]

These titles just keep getting more and more personally confrontational I feel like Watcher is trying to tell us something but I'm choosing to ignore it

[@JamesSmith-wu1dd]

They named the channel "Watcher" for a reason ya know... :>

[@caroline8125]

They're trying to get us to quit telling our therapist "everything is fine "

[@ohjeez7596]

I feel like Shane is going to be such an interesting old man

[@madeniquevanwyk]

he already is

[@skiddlydiddlydoo4893]

And Ryan wtf

[@nk-xz8sj]

we and i quote "aggressively" need a part 2

[@geegeegeeohbaby123]

title: “are you scared of your childhood?” me, a domestic abuse survivor: 👁 👄 👁

[@scp--297]

Same man, same. Like I honestly rather not watch any videos of my childhood.

[@the.shazaib]

Ah shit

[@gloomy5704]

Me with DID: 👁👄👁

[@lukaschristian7991]

Fair enough im not scared of that while experiencing a lot of fucked up shit I think that's not to fear it's to make you grow and I know I sound like John kramer but I believe that stuff makes you more of a complete person you know I might sound crazy but like I said I think that stuff makes you better of a person

[@ExceptionalOneStandAlone]

Me, a sexual, emotional, and physical abuse survivor: 👁👁👄

[@QuarterLifeCrises]

"Are you scared of your childhood?" "Yes. Yes, I am."

[@juliannak489]

haven’t been this early since shane and ryan were actually sane

[@adoresbylaures]

were they ever really sane? /j

[@killermitchie19]

Why don’t they have both real and fake stories anymore? My favourite part was trying to guess whether the story was true or fake!

[@BBaaaaa]

Hey, Ryan said in a livestream/on twitter that they would no longer be doing “based on a true story“ ones anymore. Ryan explains why here: twitter.com/wearewatcher/status/1387472988392546306?s=21

[@sracollins7528]

Same!

[@scarletweaver171]

@@BBaaaaa Thank you for this.

[@alyssa5604]

Shane saying how he already is over 60 just proved he is a demon who has lived many years

[@WinterWitch01]

“like you dipped a crows beak in ink and let it peck all over the paper” My daughter describing my handwriting.

[@J___0926]

this episode has some of the best Shane quotes: "kickass dude" "a sock full of oranges" "well the father's going over I believe to -as the children say- a bit of a vibe check"

[@descipher]

As said "I will be in a void until I get closure" this story deserves all the parts can't wait for part 2 already.

[@SilkWon]

Ryan: "Lock your doors" Me: *locks the doors* Everyone else in the classroom: *surprised Pikachu face*

[@donuthockeylover8239]

Like I am sitting in my classroom now. And I switched off the lights. The teacher shouted at me. 😅😅🤣🤣🤣

[@Varmit_]

“Are you scared of your childhood?” Me, someone who is a child: *Yes*

[@barryallen6744]

Used to get the beaten when I was a child lol

[@bug1390]

Minor gang yooo

[@heatherperleberg7816]

@@barryallen6744 lol moment

[@wildnxii4634]

@@barryallen6744 I am currently a child and occasionally get hit, never with a belt, but it still hurts, i’ve decided to put my parents in a nursing home when i am older.

[@anhhung9217]

@@barryallen6744 how is that lol that’s like actual serious yo

[@jahthehusky9745]

Wow you have a grand sponsorship! Congrats Shane, Ryan, Steven, and to all the Watcher staff!

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

All hail.

[@oneinathousand2156]

It’d be cool to see more of this story. I’m in awe of writers being able to craft an engaging short story with a word limit of 2000-2500. I submitted my own short story but I just did it as a writing exercise cause I have a bad habit of never finishing anything I start lol, I don’t expect to get picked.

[@ajsqa]

I CRACKED UP WHEN RYAN JUST "She just murdered someone until they became a crumbled up Capri Sun"

[@thevampireslater]

I'm so glad someone else noticed that, I lost my actual mind

[@PheivAlive]

Remember when this show was about guessing if the stories were real or not? And now it's just fully blown horror stories LOL

[@ontxtteredwxngs]

next episode: Are You Scared of Are You Scared?

[@Sarah-zl2fr]

This is definitely fake, but a great story!

[@corneliali7747]

they mentioned after the first two seasons that they are ONLY doing fake stories, because they don't want to make entertainment out of real traumas

[@lizzydarkrose]

Please keep this series going, it’s so fun to listen to while I’m working!

[@valleyofthedulls]

i think that shane would absolutely shit everywhere if you read him *borrasca* - it’s a coveted r/nosleep story, but it’s a doozy so it will take a few episodes to get through ✨

[@kiralonely]

I would kill to have them read Borrasca, even considering how long it is. That one is so good, istg, I'd love to hear their thoughts on each part and gah that sounds so good-

[@shakthiganesh5117]

That was one disturbing story. Seriously, what the fuck?! Although I think the pancake family is more disgusting it doesn't have the same emotional punch as Borrasca.

[@kiralonely]

@@shakthiganesh5117 Borrasca really gets you deeply like into it. You get invested, you really put yourself in the universe. The pancake family is body horror, but doesn't have that punch of really pulling you along to adore the characters. Not to downplay the pancake family, but by comparison, it seems two-dimensional to the three-dimensional story that is Borrasca. Pancake Family is still one hell of a body horror story, it's just much shorter, and by proxy, less able to grasp you by the soul and slowly gouge it out.

[@shakthiganesh5117]

@@kiralonely That's what I also said, Pancake family is more disgusting (imo) but doesn't have the same emotional punch as Borrasca.

[@kiralonely]

@@shakthiganesh5117 Oh, yeah, of course, I wasn't trying to downplay or say you didn't express that, more so elaborate on it. Sorry if I seemed belittling or anything, sometimes I'm not great at getting my emotions across well and things can come across a bit aggressive, and if that's the case, like, just tell me, I'm just kinda dumb about it and I'd rather learn from the mistake than have people try to be nice or talk around it. Again, sorry if it came across that way, was not my intention, and I don't mean to say your secondary comment is aggressive but rather I don't know if my first comment could be construed that way, and I'm sorry if I worded it funny. Hope you the best. :)

[@Emmyradrad]

I'm shook that Ryan is 30 - that put things into perspective.

[@the.shazaib]

He looks 19

[@madisonxoxo]

The "Are You Scared" artistic style for the conjuring advert was amazing!

[@lordpye]

It's those hand drawn pictures interspersed in the video that really up the creep factor. Reminds me of the Scary Stories books.

[@tinachristeen1306]

I'm fucking suing. "Are you afraid of a job interview?" "Are you afraid of working out?" "Are you afraid of your childhood?" If the next one is like "Are you scared of facing your problems?" or "are you scared of having emotional connection?" I am going to send you people a therapy bill

[@friendlyneighbourhoodbridg1354]

Hell yeah I'm afraid of facing my problems!

[@zestyghost4616]

“Are you afraid of dying?”

[@fiandrafulchiati4901]

"are you afraid of failing?", "are you afraid of not making the right decision in your life and not being truly happy?" and I'll really take legal action

[@natasyaia8217]

We're not here to get called out like that 😂😭

[@kateliseo606]

@@fiandrafulchiati4901 mygosh why is this so true