Are you still without a new game, Duke?

[@randaranatunga7259]

I love how Duke sounds just a little bit static-y it makes the character that much more complete for some reason.

[@cmb9173]

it wouldn't be duke without his trademark 90s audio quality

[@Dorf274]

"Bitcrushed" is the word you are looking for in case you wanna look up more stuff or have people know what you mean better.

[@MrBiggyfoot69]

It just shows he still hasn't gotten a new game yet

[@sneakyfrenchgirl]

@@MrBiggyfoot69 who knows how well he would handle it, duke nukem forever wasn't exactly good.

[@thegodofalldragons]

I also like that Denton's voice is also slightly compressed.

[@Antifrost]

"That doesn't sound very lucrative..." "I GET PAID IN EXPOSURE"

[@jeremyabbott4537]

Postal Dude: "Hey I got arrested for that!"

[@hambonepng1152]

@@jeremyabbott4537 S tier comment

[@squigg7107]

“I’ve got more karma than you’ll ever see in your lifetime!”

[@buddeman27]

"and i'm all out of ass to expose"

[@70sman]

He does brand deals. By the way, anyone else heard of this super cool galaxy light projector? Follow the link in his bio for details!

[@Metakeyman]

The Duke also draws waifus for commission. That's TWO jobs, Denton!

[@MissingAshes]

This is an underrated comment.

[@DayOldMeat]

It's all in the numbers...

[@Shifsabre]

Not true. He draws BABES

[@davisdf3064]

​@@Shifsabre HOT BABES

[@leovillant768]

Yes

[@giantpinkcat]

Gianni is single handedly making people remember Duke Nukem ever existed.

[@DarkestVampire92]

Manhattan Project and Duke 3D manage that too :P

[@THESPITEFULL1]

No kidding.

[@SparkyCas]

And can't forget about vargskelethor even bringing up him too.

[@Matteomax]

Can't forget Civvie...

[@justiciar1964]

Damn, those Gearbox bastards are gonna pay for ruining Duke's franchise.

[@Ubik_Bubik]

I like how Duke's "speech bubble" is the impact font meme subtitles. This is a subtle nod to the fact that he runs a meme page. Great job as always Gianni! Keep scoring those goals!

[@maestrofeli4259]

great writting. Probably better than evangelion's tbh

[@sirsoftspoken]

He’s speaking the language of the gods. Image Macro.

[@TheQuestion2.0]

Bravo Vince!, I mean, Bravo Gianni!

[@Whdcjhes]

Don't you mean "keep em coming!"?

[@maxchrome_]

Your Serious Sam impression is on point, holy shit

[@GSXP]

Sounded more like Joseph Joestar to me haha

[@Zigzf]

JC Denton wasn't bad either. Would be almost identical with shitier audio quality.

[@kingkuma4112]

He can do denton and sam. This man must be stopped.

[@samzilla567]

Fun Fact: He voices Ledov in the Serious Sam 4 DLC.

[@kingkuma4112]

@@samzilla567 I still need to play that, but I _KNEW_ one of the guys in the trailer sounded like him!

[@ProneTurtle]

All we need now is the Postal Dude, and it'd be perfect.

[@anyderrosek9272]

And then they occasionally have old man Doomguy fuck around

[@JG_Wentworth]

@@anyderrosek9272 Old man Doomguy? *Doom Eternal DG would like to have a word with you.*

[@Jackenack]

@@JG_Wentworth Doom Eternal Doomguy is Old Man Doomguy's grandson who occasionally comes around to fix their appliances and drive them to the hospital for their monthly appointments.

[@TwoHeadedMeerkat]

Postal Dude: "Trust me, getting a job is a lot more interesting than it sounds, Duke."

[@SirCheeseEater]

@@Jackenack Old Man Doomguy just speaks in grunts

[@jerm965]

I love how perfect Denton's line fit

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

Why are you locked in the bathroom?

[@Damian_1989]

You talkin' to me?

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

@@Damian_1989 Maybe you should try getting a job

[@V1_Ultrakiller]

@@halfmettlealchemist8076 Ok, where?

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

@@V1_Ultrakiller Majestic 12

[@thestretchystranger]

Captain Falcon: "I haven't race in a very long time, been fighting with a lot of wacky characters"

[@FAB_123]

I'm...still hoping, that he gets on his Blue Falcon once more...

[@kitsinthewebs222]

@@FAB_123 Man, F-Zero could've been the best skill-based racing game out there, and they never continued it. I know there isn't much lore-wise that they can add, but just making new tracks and making it have online would be more than good enough for people. I really want another F-Zero ;-;

[@Beriorn]

Captain Falcon has appeared in more Smash Bros games than in western-released F-Zero games. Then again, so has Ness. Except it's Earthbound games in his case.

[@pawprint1]

@@Beriorn The very harsh truth.

[@RexcorJ]

@@kitsinthewebs222 There's always the chance to do more with what Maximum Velocity and GP Legend had given us, but at this point they don't seem inclined. Last I heard, Miyamoto had said whatever ideas they could have for a new game, they'd rather just add to the next Mario Kart, since that's remained popular (or more importantly, a money maker). I'm more counting on the fan addition F-Zero DSX that's being worked on, even if it is technically a reskin of MKDS with some new tracks.

[@zoushaomenohu]

You're one to talk, JC, the last 2 Deus Ex games DIDN'T EVEN HAVE YOU IN THEM!

[@philipplyanguzov9090]

And he was only a side character in the sequel that shall not be named

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

JC is still the face of the franchise

[@justinianthe1st790]

@@TheUncivilizedNation Thats... debatable. That and Denton hasnt even been in anything new for years.

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

@@justinianthe1st790 everyone I’ve seen who’s who’s played Deus Ex has only the first two games at best. I didn’t know Deus Ex had 4 games until I saw the original comment

[@justinianthe1st790]

@@TheUncivilizedNation You seriously didnt know about Human Revolution and Mankind Divided?

[@rahpowah01]

Lol, funniest part of this is I'm not sure if JC's voice is actually Gianni or a sound clip of the meme.

[@ThisBirdHasFlown]

Definitely Gianni

[@Joshniper]

He made a different video with JC being on discord, and I swear the impression was so good I actually thought they got Jay Anthony Franke. The impression isn't as good in this video for some reason...

[@jacktheripper5112]

The Duke might not have a new game, but he will always be alive in our souls DNA

[@weeb_dweeb]

"The memes!"

[@bruhSaintJohn]

DNA? D-Duke N-Nukem A-Appreciation

[@randomguy8662]

Your memes end here

[@jacktheripper5112]

@@bruhSaintJohn nah you didn't get it, but nice one tho

[@zyala]

AND IT WILL COME

[@Screwball0207]

The most important essential worker

[@stephenferro6536]

Meanwhile Caleb rests in his hollow grave, waiting to live ... again

[@Damian_1989]

Along with all of the Turoks

[@solidsnake8008]

@@Damian_1989 Right next to castlevania

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

''Not for long.'' -Civvie

[@ijustworkhere1008]

“Maybe you should try getting a job” Says the guy whose last video game appearance was in 2003

[@YakutiaMP4]

2011*

[@lovofofo]

@@YakutiaMP4 JC wasn't even born during Human Revolution

[@HiddenGemsReviews]

Gianni out here treating The Duke better than Randy has these last 11 years.

[@AnonEMus-cp2mn]

RIP to all the Deus Ex fans still waiting for the sequel to begin its five-year development cycle.

[@LordTrashcanRulez]

(It's focused on Adam)

[@Pefonmo]

I love the idea that Duke has heavy metal play after he says anything, like it was a badass one liner.

[@claudiospeed]

It was a big brain move to use the Manhattan Project version of grabbag, I always like the duke videos, keep it up man.

[@dmill6103]

You have helped me more than you will ever know.

[@Maddin1313]

"I am a professional Ventrilo harasser."

[@ApocalypticRadish]

If they ever remake Deus Ex, they need to hire Gianni to do the voice.

[@chocov1233]

Is the original J.C. Denton VA still around?

[@chocov1233]

@@abbacchio4579 I'm pretty sure John Saint John's still around...right?

[@ThreeEyedFish]

Imagine if memes ressurect developer interest in Duke Nukem games.

[@ToaKoran]

If it can happen with fucking *BUBSY* of all things, then it damn well better with Duke Nukem.

[@Phantom034]

But it'd have to go through Gearbox, Embracer Group...and Randy.

[@yocapo32]

Maybe it'll resurrect developer interest in _RELEASING THE 2001 BUILD OF DNF,_ *_RANDY._*

[@ToaKoran]

@@yocapo32 God, you don't know how much I want to play that game. It only, like a level or two incomplete from what I've heard, it's nearly a full game and people are even willing to pay for it. The fact someone in a high position of a company is blatantly ignoring a chance to make money shows how much of a complete freaking moron he is.

[@CrizzyEyes]

@@ToaKoran He's a dipshit of the tallest order, I have zero doubts. Normally I'd reserve judgment on someone I don't personally know, but he just does so many ridiculous things that display the true nature of his character, like the flash drive full of barely-legal porn that he just casually left in a public place (which some still theorize isn't actually legal) or his sleazy magician stage persona, or the way he blatantly cheated Sega out of a proper game with Aliens: Colonial Marines because "who cares about one of the most beloved sci-fi franchises ever made, I have Borderlands." I'm surprised no one has come forward with sexual harassment accusations yet.

[@vexn3699]

I love your JC impression. I also like how he mocks Duke for not having a new game, but he himself hasn't been around since Invisible War

[@D3wd20p]

Where's the lip smack?

[@M1ndblast]

In our hearts

[@kofola9145]

What a shame.

[@ShaoLianYu]

@@kofola9145 what a rotten way to lose the lip smack

[@ZacharyDietze]

*The Johnny Test whip crack sound effect is giving me Vietnam flashbacks…*

[@Meow-xd2du]

THANK GOD FOR THE MANHATTAN PROJECT THEME

[@ZaldunUrdina]

I like how the comic implies Duke speaks in Impact font

[@connorgolsong290]

These memes are singlehandedly keeping Duke Nukem's legacy alive.

[@DragonaxFilms]

This might be the best use of Denton's "Maybe you should try getting a job" line ever.

[@lirehsa]

"I'm going to release all my legendaries" duna duh duna duh "and then save the game" didi den denna den den den dena

[@axelmilan4292]

"I run a meme page" has the same energy as "I'm a Discord mod".

[@Elunev]

gianni could've just ripped JC Denton's line but he just casually does a flawless impression instead on top of serious sam and duke nukem we really don't deserve this guy

[@dmk_yt]

I wanna see Duke become a Twitch streamer. I think he'd be good at it

[@BrainiLack]

I love how they each have unique text bubbles and duke’s is just impact font

[@jett9631]

Holy shit Gianni you are way too good at what you do, please never change

[@LeoDoesAllThis]

That voice impression of JC Denton is pretty well done, since he sounds exactly like what he is supposed to.

[@TheMimicBox]

This is Duke Nukem's intervention, Serious Sam and JC Denton just wanna see him get better.

[@FreekNik]

Your Serious Sam impression becomes better and better, Gianni. Good job!

[@GianniMatragrano]

Hahah thank you, YOURS is a powerful vote for that. There really is only one John J. Dick, but you know, I still think that's no reason to not have some fun with Sam. I love him too much to not even try. I appreciate the support.

[@majestic-1273]

That's pretty bold of you jc...

[@EasyEighty-Eight]

Duke doesn’t need a new game. He’s perfect just the way he is.

[@smallhands5849]

Duke: I'm going to be in a movie

[@PegLegManlet]

Manhattan Project theme hits different.

[@Damian_1989]

Gianni, i LOVE that you used Manhattan Project's version of Grabbag

[@teuast]

[the bum screams at you]

[@Damian_1989]

Now maybe you can calm down for a second and tell me how to get to the Mole People

[@Xavier-ir6gg]

@@Damian_1989 they are in the women's bathroom

[@CynamminStyx]

I like to imagine Duke’s legal name is Gianni Matragrano

[@some_guy117]

I don’t care about the games i like duke as a character, he’s the best and one day he’ll make his glorious return

[@someguy2744]

Duke Nukem 3D is dope though. Or that's just my nostalgia talking. Also, hello, namesake.

[@solidsnake8008]

@@someguy2744 All of the duke nukem games are really fun (except the game we don't talk about)

[@hayato1886]

@@solidsnake8008 Land of the Babes is pretty garbage, and I'd honestly rather play the one who shan't be named over it

[@Flarepulse]

Damn, you've been working on that Sam impression

[@ayounglad7304]

I love the fact that the other two speak in text boxes and Duke speaks in top text/bottom text.

[@sum1337]

he's already have a job, prank calling restaurants

[@jordanfreman4954]

Caleb: *cry in the corner*

[@Scourgething]

Your Denton impression is nearly reaching perfection.

[@RamboCreativity]

I love the art style so much

[@ThePuff18]

“I-I have a new game! It just goes to another platform!”

[@frogjog8822]

I wish postal dude was here.

[@gazmanedits]

I bet the doomslayer would be sitting in the back like: amateurs.

[@cinfdef]

I love how it's implied that they regularly hang out

[@bignerd3783]

i love how duke speaks in impact font in all of your videos

[@Marci-Ana-GMM]

Sam: Are you still without a new game? Duke: Are you? Serious sam: Good point.

[@punkitt]

Duke performing the most important job of all

[@minimusminor]

That Denton is pretty on the money. I’m impressed. Nice one.

[@xmlthegreat]

Props on using UNATCO, that theme slaps

[@kasio8284]

Considering how Deus Ex and Serious Sam are doing right now the meme page was probably the better idea

[@RRaccoon99]

not going to lie I actually slightly popped for the Manhattan Project version of Grabbag appearing. You go, Duke. Run that memepage, King.

[@soup3620]

I love how all of their texts fit their game

[@RevWorkshop]

Manhattan Project grabbag, excellent choice

[@oppral3546]

Postal dude: Ye, ye. Gotta smoke that crack again alone

[@unitedfederation262]

The highest honor one can hold

[@Galexia_the_celestial]

Love the range of voices

[@NAFEDUDE]

The Manhattan Project version of Grabbag for emphasis is a top-tier choice

[@DarshanBhambhani]

JC says that while only having one game from 20 years ago

[@leandrocancinos007]

This has to be one of my favourite but completely unexpected crossovers

[@plant7371]

I love how each character has their dialogue written differently, what attention to detail

[@DuckInAPondGaming]

The art style is pretty good and cool

[@brad9343]

The Duke Nukem Manhattan project theme is something that more people need to hear.

[@johnnyklebitzrevenge4793]

Duke is still king even without new games

[@bayatekmekjohn7445]

this makes me sad we miss you king

[@James_shelton]

Homeboy is getting a movie to

[@HYBRIDZHQ]

This art style is really doing it for me ngl

[@a.k8185]

*laughs in postal4: no regerts*

[@awesome19ssbb]

thank god for the fans for keeping him alive

[@DeanmC261993]

“Dukianni Matranukem”

[@Damian_1989]

Giannuke Nukemano

[@meatbug8611]

Duke nukem voice actor is in Postal 4

[@sir_joester]

*I already have a job, voicing the Postal Dude

[@VirgilSonofSparda]

Postal dude would probably the most deadly out of all of them

[@YaM8Kraken]

I like how it just sounds like "I'm on a rampage!".

[@sirohpacey1796]

So glad to see Sam here.

[@diardosmanfred7786]

Ah... Manhattan Grabbag. You are Man of culture, Gianni.

[@four-en-tee]

Thats rich coming from you, Denton

[@deadwar2012]

No matter what, Duke will go on. With or without a game.

[@Li_ska]

I cant get enough of this

[@rollfizzlebeef115]

Aw yeah, I recognize that Manhattan Project theme

[@wiiblewobble]

Best jc Denton I’ve ever heard

[@deliriumthewaifu7030]

Damn Gianni does good SSam's voice. I'm glad he's still remembered, too.

[@elowin1691]

Denton is one to talk, he hasn't even appeared as a side character in a game since 2003

[@Anonymous-73]

At this point I’m almost 200% certain that Gianni is just Duke Nukem in real life

[@snoopdogg9490]

Man that sound track is sooo nostalgic

[@ChrisNinjaEagle]

I like that JC and Serious Sam talk in cartoon speech bubbles but the Duke™️ still talks in impact font.

[@dememeitized8048]

I could imagine doomguy just chilling in the corner, completely silent yet sending a wave of tension throughout the room

[@muchotexto4248]

"I became a Voice Actor" " *And I voice act as myself* "