Superman's Weaknesses are USELESS

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@mohamed-degkayse7265
@mohamed-degkayse7265 20 күн бұрын
"Your weakness is magic!" "Yea everyone's weak to magic, its fucking magic"
@MarvinPowell1
@MarvinPowell1 20 күн бұрын
Fighting types aren't. (Batman is a Fighting type.)
@kris-lembelembe
@kris-lembelembe 20 күн бұрын
@@MarvinPowell1 magic is fairy type sooooooo
@RD-zx6py
@RD-zx6py 20 күн бұрын
It's like Martian Manhunter being weak to fire. Yep, just like the rest of us.
@starterking
@starterking 20 күн бұрын
​@@kris-lembelembe It's actually the psychic type. See Alakazam and Delphox and hoopa heck even the fairy types with magic related designs like Hatterene are part psychic. The magician trainer class used psychic types. And off the top of my head there's probably more. Enamorus is a fairy genie I guess so that is one for fairy but not psychic. But magic is overwhelmingly psychic related.
@michaelchi1336
@michaelchi1336 20 күн бұрын
@@RD-zx6pyactually Martian manhunter isn’t hurt by fire he’s just afraid of it and for good reason
@aerozord
@aerozord 20 күн бұрын
reminds me of vampire weaknesses "So a stake through the heart will kill you" "I mean yea, but a stake through the heart will kill just about anything"
@carlosfunez4036
@carlosfunez4036 14 күн бұрын
Garlic:
@Bookslayer10
@Bookslayer10 14 күн бұрын
Sunlight:
@RezzieRaccoon
@RezzieRaccoon 14 күн бұрын
@@Bookslayer10 that kills redditors
@Dangityoulilshi
@Dangityoulilshi 13 күн бұрын
@@RezzieRaccoon natural grown grass and fresh air
@alisaglam2465
@alisaglam2465 13 күн бұрын
@@carlosfunez4036 a person can choke on a garlic.
@ShadowSlayer1441
@ShadowSlayer1441 20 күн бұрын
A normal rock is also a shard of the planet where Batman's parent's died. Batman is vulnerable to rocks, coincidence? I think not!
@ClockworkGearhead
@ClockworkGearhead 20 күн бұрын
Would have been funnier if you said lead, because, lol, bullets.
@ravindupadmanath2802
@ravindupadmanath2802 20 күн бұрын
I guess croc's "I THREW A ROCK AT HIM" really was effective.
@technorave555
@technorave555 20 күн бұрын
"Everyone has a [rock] limit."- The Flash
@Night5225
@Night5225 20 күн бұрын
orphanite
@Mate397
@Mate397 20 күн бұрын
@@ravindupadmanath2802 "It was a big rock..."
@libertarianesque8645
@libertarianesque8645 19 күн бұрын
Proposed Retcon: It's not the radiation from kryptonite that hurts Superman. It just reminds him of the family he lost and makes him really, really sad.
@OnionChoppingNinja
@OnionChoppingNinja 16 күн бұрын
for goodness sake don't give DC ideas!
@declan6602
@declan6602 15 күн бұрын
His super memory makes him relive the destruction of krypton? That would be dope
@fatbgmanbg975
@fatbgmanbg975 11 күн бұрын
@@OnionChoppingNinjasups vs scientology...
@fatbgmanbg975
@fatbgmanbg975 11 күн бұрын
​@declan6602 in the voice of the honest trailers guy* You have seeing superman saves the one's that he cares about,but,can this time save himself from... HIS EMO PHASE!!😔😭🤧
@MeepChangeling
@MeepChangeling 10 күн бұрын
How has he lost them tho? He was a god damn baby. No hippocampus, no permanant memories. Earth is his home. He doesn't remember Krypton at all.
@TheDrCN
@TheDrCN 20 күн бұрын
You know what, I also can't see through lead, am not immune to magic, and can be physically harmed by being pelted with space rocks. I'm basically the same as Superman.
@sbeveroni2048
@sbeveroni2048 20 күн бұрын
Also the thought of dead kryptonians doesn't affect your psyche, seems like you're an upgrade to Superman.
@SirsasthNigam.
@SirsasthNigam. 20 күн бұрын
but you can't lift a car with Tactile Telekinesis or have Superhuman condition , Optic blasts , X-ray Vision and thats just a few
@thekingofdoges
@thekingofdoges 20 күн бұрын
@@SirsasthNigam. no idea what you're talking about
@unbearable9770
@unbearable9770 20 күн бұрын
Can you get a job as a mild mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper!???
@notredboi
@notredboi 20 күн бұрын
​@@SirsasthNigam. But do you any proof he can't do any of that?
@mjbull5156
@mjbull5156 20 күн бұрын
"Superman, you did not so much destroy the kryptonite rock as turn it into a fine airborne dust. A radioactive dust, which we are all now breathing in. So thanks a lot for that."
@buzz3248
@buzz3248 20 күн бұрын
Superman's lasers can penetrate black holes, so if we go by physics he can either destroy kryptonite on an atomic level or straight up delete like a black hole does to matter
@akaneriyun4774
@akaneriyun4774 19 күн бұрын
He didn't destroy it but he did scatter its atoms with his heat vision. It's no longer kryptonite if he broke it down to simpler elements.
@Walt_Raleigh
@Walt_Raleigh 19 күн бұрын
Superman's laser eyes are energy based, not concussive, so he can very well destroy it to an atomic level, which is in line with the "Nah, I'd win" personality he has in this sketch.
@davidwuhrer6704
@davidwuhrer6704 19 күн бұрын
​@@akaneriyun4774Not sure how that works. Krypton is an element, but it's a noble gas, so it won't form ionic bonds. I don't know what kryptonite is supposed to be chemically, but what Superman is weak to is the radiation, which seems to be nuclear. Although, it's fantasy, it's not required to make sense.
@davidwuhrer6704
@davidwuhrer6704 19 күн бұрын
​@@buzz3248Black holes don't delete matter, they absorb it. The mass becomes part of the black hole.
@BurnByMoonlight
@BurnByMoonlight 20 күн бұрын
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from reading Warhammer books, it’s that everyone has a weakness and it’s the author.
@Quonzer
@Quonzer 20 күн бұрын
Underrated comment.
@Jordan-ii4ip
@Jordan-ii4ip 20 күн бұрын
Speaking of Henry Cavill...
@incapablecreditor8117
@incapablecreditor8117 20 күн бұрын
So what you're saying is, if we kill Jerry Siegel, batman will finally win! Well, let's get to it boys
@Sthose
@Sthose 20 күн бұрын
Phil Kelly is the kryptonite of the Tau Empire and the Tau fans
@manncake6828
@manncake6828 20 күн бұрын
​@@Jordan-ii4ipDang amazon they had a good thing there then ruined it like netflix ruining the witcher :(
@mechajay3358
@mechajay3358 13 күн бұрын
2:16 And he is right on getting corrected, I'm surprised that they haven't brought up the fact that he's also weak against the Red Sun.
@Skullhawk13
@Skullhawk13 4 күн бұрын
Sunscreen.
@orangeinkius7257
@orangeinkius7257 4 күн бұрын
Not to mention that yes, Kryptonite does usually affect him from several feet away and dull his powers to the point where he can't just laser it, and him exploding it like in the video would probably just disperse dust from the kryptonite around the area which would be just as bad at the rock being in one piece
@toonilooni7484
@toonilooni7484 4 күн бұрын
Actually at 2:17 there's a note that mentions it
@melo2942
@melo2942 4 күн бұрын
Goodluck using that weakness 😂
@Imdverg
@Imdverg 2 күн бұрын
He is not weak against red sun, he just becomes normal human when it’s light touches him
@Pillow795
@Pillow795 20 күн бұрын
As a purse-stealer, it's very useful for stealing purses. People tend to be very afraid of glowing green rocks.
@devourerofsouls4079
@devourerofsouls4079 20 күн бұрын
Can confirm, I was the three pieces of kryptonite.
@pileofbread3456
@pileofbread3456 20 күн бұрын
Can confirm, I was the purse
@ap7635
@ap7635 20 күн бұрын
Yeah but can you steal enough to afford the cancer treatments?
@abhinandhari7812
@abhinandhari7812 20 күн бұрын
But u shouldn't steal the pink one
@Lo-Sir
@Lo-Sir 20 күн бұрын
@@abhinandhari7812 I especially steal the pink one
@RS-bi1pc
@RS-bi1pc 20 күн бұрын
"It has to touch me" meanwhile, Superman every time it's even in the same room as him: "Oh god, my organs, I am immediately weaker than a terminally ill cancer patient on their death bed!"
@eatingyoshi4403
@eatingyoshi4403 20 күн бұрын
I've always thought that was more of a movies thing but Im no DC expert so w/e.
@fishonmydish7774
@fishonmydish7774 20 күн бұрын
@@eatingyoshi4403 pretty sure in the cross-over for B:TAS and S:TAS Batman just holds it out like 10 feet away and Superman basically falls over, then he throws it in a glass of water and it stops affecting him as much. Not to mention it was a tiny shard in a plastic baggie, so it really just depends on the writer.
@redrick8900
@redrick8900 20 күн бұрын
@@fishonmydish7774 Size of the rock isn't determinative. A smaller rock could have a much higher radioactive charge than a larger one.
@billybobby4637
@billybobby4637 20 күн бұрын
From CBR: I know for Gold K it's two feet (according to Mark Waid's Super-Quiz, hosted on this very site). Obviously Green has a much wider radius of effect; I seem to recall Luthor mentioning 10 meters in the Action Comics Annual #10? Even if it wasn't that, I'm sure he noted an exact distance. Edit: I looked the page up, Luthor said 10 feet, not 10 meters. Regardless, that's an official number, at least for the nebulous (in regards to Superman continuity prior to Secret Origins) and relatively brief post-Infinite Crisis pre-New 52 period. The number may have been different for other versions.
@c.m.6487
@c.m.6487 20 күн бұрын
It's a pointless "weakness" anyway. In the majority of cases it just makes him "weak," and yet somehow villains are never able to kill him while he is under the effect. In many cases Superman still takes a punch from a giant monster or Zod or something, which would liquefy a normal human, and he survives. Superman has ALWAYS been the original "Mary Sue." 🙄
@mechafreak7938
@mechafreak7938 20 күн бұрын
Was I the only expecting the conversation to steer towards Batman realizing he might have to get checked for cancer upon realizing how often he's been around exposed kryptonite like Lex?
@aminadabbrulle8252
@aminadabbrulle8252 20 күн бұрын
He already did that after the Zarbar reveal.
@nonnon-existent
@nonnon-existent 20 күн бұрын
It's a prequel to Lego Batman's cancer
@small.clover
@small.clover 20 күн бұрын
Someone already did that bit, can't remember if it was solidjj or not
@DKen2021
@DKen2021 20 күн бұрын
Oftentimes he usually has it encased in a containter, possibly lined with lead, so I'm sure Batman had considered the possibility of the material having a negative effect. Meanwhile, Lex the genius just had a chunk of it consealed in their coat pockets.
@placeholderdoe
@placeholderdoe 20 күн бұрын
Kryptonite only gives you Lego cancer, which is actually very treatable
@FurnaxIkki
@FurnaxIkki 18 күн бұрын
Shout-outs to Freakazoid, whose weakness is being trapped in a cage of graphite bars charged with negative ions. A weakness so specific and situational the only reason that a villain used it on him is Freakazoid *told* him that the weakness was and then helped him build the cage.
@DemonKingVI
@DemonKingVI 10 күн бұрын
You mean The Greatest Superhero Of All Time? His other weakness is being succeptable to whatever Cosgrove wants to do at any given moment.
@kevinvieira2834
@kevinvieira2834 9 күн бұрын
His weakness is so specific it almost feels like it exists only so that batman has something to use
@jaanzi4347
@jaanzi4347 8 күн бұрын
Freakazoids weakness is his ADHD medication that he clearly never takes.
@DemonKingVI
@DemonKingVI 7 күн бұрын
@jaanzi4347 It's also KIND OF his superpower... why would he medicate that away? I mean, yeah, the REST of us need it, but if MY ADHD gave me superspeed and the ability to break the fourth wall I'd go cold turkey, too.
@xaratherus
@xaratherus 7 күн бұрын
I thought it was poo gas? But then I realized no one likes poo gas, Freakazoid.
@jmssnetto
@jmssnetto 20 күн бұрын
3:32 that one second of "BATMAAAAANNN" after he just assumed he could win Superman by affecting him emotionally is killing me
@Definitelyachannel
@Definitelyachannel 20 күн бұрын
I love winning superman
@thebiolibrary5572
@thebiolibrary5572 20 күн бұрын
HE WINS! THIS WAS A BATMAN VICTORY!
@anandbatra290
@anandbatra290 12 күн бұрын
*ThAt MeAnS i WiN*
@talkingdomination1928
@talkingdomination1928 12 күн бұрын
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
@Nathana56
@Nathana56 20 күн бұрын
I love how they’ve had this weakness conversation way more than once
@Kumaa177
@Kumaa177 20 күн бұрын
That's how you know it's a realistic friendship
@jeremybrown9611
@jeremybrown9611 20 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@nathanmutai1861
@nathanmutai1861 20 күн бұрын
Excellent observation, Nathan! 🤝
@ZeissWorld
@ZeissWorld 20 күн бұрын
Don't translate... 😠 भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु......
@Romashka_Sov
@Romashka_Sov 20 күн бұрын
​@@ZeissWorldokay, I will not
@theworldsgreatestjidiot9667
@theworldsgreatestjidiot9667 20 күн бұрын
2:16 Supermans other weakness is being in a comic book that doesn't have his name on it
@spiffygonzales5160
@spiffygonzales5160 19 күн бұрын
Eh. Yesnt. Some people generally prefer a weaker Superman anyways. And even aside from that, going easy on the likes of wonder woman and Aquaman and not winning (again he's not really trying) isn't exactly a loss
@JesusVillalobos
@JesusVillalobos 19 күн бұрын
Like, Batman in Detective Comics?
@JJunkAFunk
@JJunkAFunk 19 күн бұрын
“The Death Of Superman”
@spacevagabond4017
@spacevagabond4017 19 күн бұрын
Let’s just summarize that (and arguably his other weaknesses) as: “Writers.” It’s also the biggest weakness of many heroes, The Flash and Spider-Man most famously.
@Leeloo-Foxx
@Leeloo-Foxx 19 күн бұрын
@@spacevagabond4017 some would say that spider-mans writers are the true villian of his world even
@candacescorner3141
@candacescorner3141 18 күн бұрын
The funniest thing about this to me is that we’re talking about the same guy who, within the solid jj cinematic universe, was previously killed by robots in like 5 seconds.
@samueldimmock694
@samueldimmock694 18 күн бұрын
To be fair, killing him was obviously little more than an inconvenience, so, his point still stands. As if that makes it any less funny.
@paulamarina04
@paulamarina04 Күн бұрын
if im not mistaken "giant robots but only if theyre big enough" is listed as one of supermans weaknesses somewhere
@aidangordon2713
@aidangordon2713 20 күн бұрын
Ah, Superman. If he weren't such a sweetheart, he'd be a universal threat.
@BR-jw7pm
@BR-jw7pm 20 күн бұрын
(Edit: this comment thread plus Superman vs the Elite had changed my opinion on Superman and rescind my previous comment) That’s kind of why I’m not a Superman fan; he’s basically invincible to everything but THE strongest stuff. I’m not saying he’s a badly written CHR cuz I like the fact he has this god-like powers but has the willpower to use it for good; it’s just boring if the hero is TOO strong (though in Supe’s defense, I haven’t seen much SM media so there’s probs a lot of things I’m overlooking; correct me if I’m wrong on anything)
@Marvelfanatic3658
@Marvelfanatic3658 20 күн бұрын
Injustice in a nutshell. Only reason he continues to do what he does it because Batman won't kill him and vice versa.
@Kamiyoda
@Kamiyoda 20 күн бұрын
And he'd have a dumb name like Superboy Prime. Just spit balling here, not singling anyone out.
@jaimebustillofernandez3901
@jaimebustillofernandez3901 20 күн бұрын
Even worse, Supes himself is FAR more powerful than the infamous superman-but-evil characters (tighten, omniman, brightburn, homelander)
@MusicoftheDamned
@MusicoftheDamned 20 күн бұрын
​ @BR-jw7pm To be fair, a lot of Superman stories are boring and poorly written in part because they focus almost exclusively on his overwhelming power that you know he's going to win with even if they don't go the even more boring "cynical and/or evil Superman" route like _Batman v. Superman_ and _Injustice_ did. His better written stories tend to focus more on how kind he is *despite* all of the powers, like _All-Star Superman_ and such. (To be fair to Superman though, you generally know most big-name heroes are going to win in the end, so that's not an issue exclusive to him.)
@gerlofsdonia4522
@gerlofsdonia4522 20 күн бұрын
The thumbnail reminds me of that one cover where Superman became immune to kryptonite and just ate a big chunk of it for no reason other than to show off.
@Sparkle8205
@Sparkle8205 20 күн бұрын
mmm yummy radiation
@declan6602
@declan6602 19 күн бұрын
@@gerlofsdonia4522 Kryptonite Nevermore! Love that comic
@christopher20206
@christopher20206 19 күн бұрын
I remember seeing a comic page Superman just inhale kryptonite gas and say "kryptonite my favourite"
@declan6602
@declan6602 19 күн бұрын
@christopher20206 that was Ultraman
@kenstorm707
@kenstorm707 19 күн бұрын
@@christopher20206 Not Superman, Ultraman. Ultraman's weakness is blue kryptonite.
@maxwellquipey1
@maxwellquipey1 19 күн бұрын
"Every kryptonian ever" implies superman is either not a kryptonian or is a ghost
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 19 күн бұрын
Or both.
@Ed_man_talking9
@Ed_man_talking9 19 күн бұрын
he does count as an American, that title could just be a nationality and not a race.
@Thrarm
@Thrarm 19 күн бұрын
​@@Ed_man_talking9 dues citizenship
@dragoknight589
@dragoknight589 19 күн бұрын
@@ThrarmI think the papers for the first one were destroyed
@Cendrail0001
@Cendrail0001 18 күн бұрын
"And so at the end of the day, even though my skin, be it made of steel, (...) I still consider myself man"
@anonymousx1101
@anonymousx1101 13 күн бұрын
I like how we went from using screenshots to drawing the scenes for the video! Love how far you've come, Solid JJ!
@omarelsheikh7249
@omarelsheikh7249 20 күн бұрын
these weakness videos are so funny because you know we've been building to this exact video since the start
@ZeissWorld
@ZeissWorld 20 күн бұрын
Don't translate... 😠 भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु.....
@datcat11scratch
@datcat11scratch 20 күн бұрын
@@ZeissWorld i don't think something's more likely to happen just because you wrote it in sanskrit also wouldn't you want to get subscribers from people actually liking your content? oh wait, you don't have any lol
@Dinoman-mo7mt
@Dinoman-mo7mt 20 күн бұрын
Okay, i won't and i won't subscribe either.​@@ZeissWorld
@nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526
@nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526 20 күн бұрын
@@ZeissWorld नहि। त्वं मूर्खः असि।
@darkphoenix2745
@darkphoenix2745 20 күн бұрын
1:34 Basically the plot of The Boys:
@HeyItsDyl
@HeyItsDyl 20 күн бұрын
I was thinking this
@abdulracmanandamama5676
@abdulracmanandamama5676 20 күн бұрын
i heard superman's lasers bounce off kryptonite like a mirror?
@Amogus-i6i
@Amogus-i6i 20 күн бұрын
​@@abdulracmanandamama5676depends on the heat sensitivity
@zechariahwilson9994
@zechariahwilson9994 20 күн бұрын
literally😭😭😭😭
@eloquent_redneck3719
@eloquent_redneck3719 20 күн бұрын
those pesky laser eyes they'll get ya
@cCrossoRr
@cCrossoRr 20 күн бұрын
Red sunlight. Everyone always forgets this one
@carcosian
@carcosian 20 күн бұрын
Not very relevant in a solar system with a yellow sun.
@ClockworkGearhead
@ClockworkGearhead 20 күн бұрын
@@carcosian Yeah, but that's how Red Son was defeated. No need to leave the solar system.
@CommanderSteelTrap
@CommanderSteelTrap 20 күн бұрын
He’s flown through Red Suns before and kept going. That one takes time and if he’s got enough Yellow Sun radiation in him, it’s not gonna do much.
@cCrossoRr
@cCrossoRr 20 күн бұрын
@@carcosian Red sunlight lamps. I mean Soviet batman almost killed superman with them
@PrDrNintendo
@PrDrNintendo 20 күн бұрын
I mean, can anyone really just turn our sun red just like that?
@TortillaCh0mper2
@TortillaCh0mper2 18 күн бұрын
I like Superman arguing about the "being weak to magic". Sounds better to say that he's vulnerable to magic (like almost everyone else). It's like saying that your weakness is gravity.
@NicolasCermak
@NicolasCermak 15 күн бұрын
"I can fly, but my weakness is gravitational pull"
@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511
@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511 13 күн бұрын
Más bien es como decir que tú debilidad es el fuego
@ፔ̇̈
@ፔ̇̈ 20 күн бұрын
Lex Luthor being negatively impacted by Kryptonite was actually shown in one of the DC animated series.
@kaladinthepaladin7929
@kaladinthepaladin7929 20 күн бұрын
He then proceeded to blame Superman for making him carry it around.
@TheMastermind7259
@TheMastermind7259 20 күн бұрын
​@@kaladinthepaladin7929well that's understandable but what I don't understand is why he kept it on himself for *years.* I mean, the kryptonite, it affects humans too, but only if it's there for years, meaning that Luthor just kept that on himself for goddamn years and after 10 million fights with Superman finally took it off from himself? I feel like DC made a big plot hole in there.
@kyotanaka920
@kyotanaka920 20 күн бұрын
The kryptonite has also sometimes given him super powers as a result of cancer. Whether it's from Brianiac or just some freak occurrence
@jonahmiller5881
@jonahmiller5881 20 күн бұрын
@@TheMastermind7259 It's Lex Luthor. Obsessing over Superman's superiority is a core aspect of his identity. It would be strange for him not to keep Kryptonite on him at all times. Hardly a plot hole.
@Rabidratwithnosoul
@Rabidratwithnosoul 20 күн бұрын
Didn't the rock give lex super cancer
@JaxBlade
@JaxBlade 20 күн бұрын
This is great xD and reminds me of that comic of when Superman was enjoying an offday and then a random villain showed up and was like "I made this suit to hurt even you" and Superman said "Many people always say they made somethin to hurt me, Yes I can be hurt its not that hard, but they miss the main problem, the problem isnt hurting me, the problem is surviving me" and that was just a COLD AF line. As Rocky said it don't matter how hard you hit, its about how hard you can get hit and keep movin forward lol
@michaelthesavior8740
@michaelthesavior8740 20 күн бұрын
You HAVE to drop the name of that comic
@superlord1428
@superlord1428 20 күн бұрын
Do you remember what comic that was? Sounds like a good read
@JaxBlade
@JaxBlade 20 күн бұрын
If you type in Superman surviving me comic on google you'll see the exact panel I'm referring to haha
@superlord1428
@superlord1428 20 күн бұрын
@@JaxBlade Surviving me?
@MrElTee13
@MrElTee13 20 күн бұрын
@@JaxBlade No dice.
@rusticgiraffe4262
@rusticgiraffe4262 20 күн бұрын
3:08 you know, I thought I had acclimated to Solidjj’s comedy style but that jump cut completely got me. Bravo sir.
@shan4680
@shan4680 20 күн бұрын
That ending was *great*!
@pyromecho
@pyromecho 18 күн бұрын
'I have kryptonite!' Throws car from orbit at bruce
@ChaplainPhantasm
@ChaplainPhantasm 20 күн бұрын
"My X-ray vision doesn't work through lead, for some reason." It's science, Clark. It's basic science.
@Qualman701
@Qualman701 20 күн бұрын
But do you know what does work through lead? Laser eyes
@SorowFame
@SorowFame 20 күн бұрын
Clearly didn’t inherit Zor-El’s brains
@bubbles784
@bubbles784 20 күн бұрын
@@SorowFame Isn't that Jor-El? Zor-El being his uncle.
@ChaplainPhantasm
@ChaplainPhantasm 20 күн бұрын
@@Qualman701 Exactly.
@SorowFame
@SorowFame 20 күн бұрын
@@bubbles784 might be, sounds about right
@JJ_R
@JJ_R 20 күн бұрын
Considering Superman lifted a whole island made of kryptonite in Superman Returns, I’m not surprised.
@Pillow795
@Pillow795 20 күн бұрын
He must have been wearing gloves.
@Marvelfanatic3658
@Marvelfanatic3658 20 күн бұрын
​@@Pillow795 Lead gloves
@Reir0o
@Reir0o 20 күн бұрын
The island was mostly crystalline, but with some kryptonite growths here and there. But yeah I get the point.
@The-Deadite
@The-Deadite 20 күн бұрын
I liked how kryptonite works in Superman TAS, it made him feel sick but it didnt depowered him- basically it only stalled, you couldnt kill him with it cuz an ill Superman is still Superman.
@DrakeBarrow
@DrakeBarrow 20 күн бұрын
Eh, it can pass. He was already severely injured/weakened from the Kryptonite shank he took from Luthor, the whole thing showed it was a ton of effort for him and he was very obviously hurtfrom the proximity. After that, if he hadn't gotten lucky in terms of medical care he would have died.
@giantWario
@giantWario 20 күн бұрын
I mean after they were pretty much disintegrated by the explosion of their entire planet, what's left of the Kryptonians could probably fit in that grave.
@hossdelgado626
@hossdelgado626 20 күн бұрын
Eh, widen it a little bit, but more or less yeah
@Drakonig
@Drakonig 20 күн бұрын
​@@hossdelgado626 or maybe he just dug it deeper
@BlandoGaming
@BlandoGaming 20 күн бұрын
I expected Batman to say something to that effect, but maybe that would have been taking it a little too far. 😂
@benjaminshinar9509
@benjaminshinar9509 20 күн бұрын
batman might have put the bottled city of Kendor in that grave.
@Andre-c6z
@Andre-c6z 20 күн бұрын
Still can’t believe that an entire planet of Supermen died out.
@11338325
@11338325 6 күн бұрын
These are Superman's weaknesses according to the comics and official DC data books: *Vulnerability to Kryptonite* Since the destruction of Krypton, its remains (rendered radioactive by the explosion) have been spreading throughout the universe as Kryptonite, a crystalline substance whose specific radioactive wavelength is lethal to Kryptonians native to this reality. The most common form of Kryptonite is Green Kryptonite, and its effect is directly poisonous to him. Kryptonite from other realities do not necessarily have the same effects on all Kryptonians. *Vulnerability to Magic* Superman's biomatrix is his most powerful asset, but the strength of this field is also its greatest weakness. Its permeability to certain wavelengths makes him vulnerable to certain radiations, particularly magical energies whose chaotic electromagnetic or extra dimensional signatures disrupt this force field. Superman's vulnerability to magic varies depending upon the special effects of the magic. He can be injured and worn down by magical entities. Magic can have powerful and unpredictable effects on Superman and his magical enemies have often proven to be the most dangerous. *The Black Tide* If Superman's chi flow is disrupted by being overwhelmed by this disturbed substance, he'll suffer from fatigue and pain; until he sub comes to unconsciousness. Eventually he will die, unless acupuncture is administered in time. *Lead* Superman cannot see through lead with his x-ray vision powers. *Solar Energy Dependency* His abilities will eventually weaken without replenishing his energy reserves with normal (yellow) sun radiation, especially if he doesn't have any direct contact with yellow sunlight. When exposed to the same red solar radiation as Krypton's red sun Rao, it causes Superman to lose his powers within a large amount of exposure until the exposure to yellow sunlight will reverse this effect. *High-Pitched Noises* Because of his super hearing, Superman's ears are extra-sensitive to extreme noises. This gives individuals like Black Canary and Silver Banshee who use sonic screeches, a particular advantage in combat against him. *Psionics*
@mrkrimsonj114
@mrkrimsonj114 5 күн бұрын
What are Psionics
@11338325
@11338325 5 күн бұрын
@@mrkrimsonj114 Psionic is relating to or denoting the practical use of psychic powers or paranormal phenomena.
@owenbaker2.084
@owenbaker2.084 20 күн бұрын
I imagine that the grave was actually Snowflame’s, and Batman just removed his tombstone and replaced with “Every Kryptonian Ever” one instead.
@MmmMmph1968
@MmmMmph1968 20 күн бұрын
Solid JJ canonize this please
@Amogus-i6i
@Amogus-i6i 20 күн бұрын
Jj ran out of budget
@ZeissWorld
@ZeissWorld 20 күн бұрын
Don't translate... 😠 भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु....
@lordbiscuitthetossable5352
@lordbiscuitthetossable5352 20 күн бұрын
I mean, he knew he was going to OD on Cocaine. I imagine Batman had this whole thing planned from the beginning. XD
@MarvinPowell1
@MarvinPowell1 20 күн бұрын
Clark grew up on Earth as a baby; why would he even care about Kryptonians? That'd be like caring that your great grandparents were in the Holocaust without having even know that before I told you.
@AloMoMoMola
@AloMoMoMola 20 күн бұрын
"Faster than a speeding bullet" reminded me of the movie where Metallo morhps his hand into a gun and even drops a one liner before shooting Superman with a shard of kryptonite and Supes literally couldn't react in time to dodge or do anything also, you're neglecting Superman's biggest canonical weakness "Robots, but only if they're big enough"
@federicopalacios7439
@federicopalacios7439 20 күн бұрын
That's the problem with comics, Flash is also canonically trillions of times faster than light, and can react instantly to anything. So for example, if a bullet were to him him, he would react to it, turn around, and see that a bullet was attempting to pierce his skin, all in the time it takes the bullet to move even a milimeter. Yet, he has been taken down with bullets many times; same applies for Superman, he's not THAT fast, but he's still much faster than light, no bullet or arrow should ever be able to catch him offguard in any possible scenario.
@RafelChip
@RafelChip 20 күн бұрын
I think the movie is ‘Batman and Superman public enemy #1”
@ZeissWorld
@ZeissWorld 20 күн бұрын
Don't translate... 😠 भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु......
@TheDirtysouthfan
@TheDirtysouthfan 20 күн бұрын
In that same movie, Superman survives having a piece of Kryptonite lodged next to his heart and later on he completely overpowers the effects of a large dose of Kryptonite through sheer willpower while fighting Lex Luthor. That movie made Kryptonite look really weak.
@SWAHswah-tm7sn
@SWAHswah-tm7sn 20 күн бұрын
​@@RafelChipit's been adapted multiple times and for such a stupid way to take him down it's been quite prevalent. They did the kryptonite bullet for the sake of simplifying tower of babbel instead of...whatever the fuck that was that made that really weird looking panel.
@dazzlethestar151
@dazzlethestar151 20 күн бұрын
0:26 *Baffled sample text* is now my favourite visual joke from this channel
@ZeissWorld
@ZeissWorld 20 күн бұрын
Don't translate... 😠 भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु....
@babykata-dt3ys
@babykata-dt3ys 20 күн бұрын
Ok i wont ​@@ZeissWorld
@deleetiusproductions3497
@deleetiusproductions3497 6 күн бұрын
@@ZeissWorld well i can't send the golden monkey since this is a comment section but i've seen it so i don't have to subscribe
@45hAsh
@45hAsh 3 күн бұрын
​@@ZeissWorldalright then
@mehmetylmaz1831
@mehmetylmaz1831 19 күн бұрын
1:48 Superman: yeah only thing I can see in all world, how could I notice that.
@notthememes6116
@notthememes6116 20 күн бұрын
The grave bit should've been batman saying the grave is empty CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO BURY
@MarxistMomentum
@MarxistMomentum 20 күн бұрын
2:14 The comments section is the true arbiter of truth.
@cyberninjazero5659
@cyberninjazero5659 20 күн бұрын
"(I didn't forget about the Red Sun, you jerks)"
@ZeissWorld
@ZeissWorld 20 күн бұрын
Don't translate... 😠 भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु......
@Red-mg4ro
@Red-mg4ro 20 күн бұрын
Pft.
@mihaicovaciu6634
@mihaicovaciu6634 20 күн бұрын
The ideea is, why going somewhere with red sun in the first place unless magically someone that knows this specific thing teleports him there.
@cyberninjazero5659
@cyberninjazero5659 20 күн бұрын
@mihaicovaciu6634 Red Sun lamps exist
@Cludnugget
@Cludnugget 20 күн бұрын
"You couldn't fit every kryptonian.." "They were vaporised, Clark. They fit."
@Custerd1
@Custerd1 20 күн бұрын
"I had Brainiac shrink 'em all down. They fit."
@nabongobong9155
@nabongobong9155 4 күн бұрын
No no I agree with Supes on this one. Kryptonite is such a BS that writers pulled up their asses to nerf Superman. It is either so omnipotent it can make Kryptonian useless, or completely useless when Supes can easily find a way around it after he uses only 1% of his brainpower
@imperialdragon4516
@imperialdragon4516 20 күн бұрын
The ultimate superman with common sense and no dumb plot
@Ocastia
@Ocastia 19 күн бұрын
The common sense of Shooting a laser at a radioactive rock... At best it does nothing, The second best option is that he cuts the rock in half, which achieves nothing, worst case the rock shatters into a fine Radioactive mist. Great idea if you want to give everyone in the room lung cancer.
@reliantbelial2341
@reliantbelial2341 18 күн бұрын
What if i cast perish tho
@josemontesdeocah
@josemontesdeocah 18 күн бұрын
Bad part is, in every literation of superman, if he is not smart, the whole universe gets destroyed. Can't wait for the ending of "my adventures with superman"
@geekjokes8458
@geekjokes8458 16 күн бұрын
actually the complete opposite: superman with no weakness is a terrible plot
@enderreaper1482
@enderreaper1482 15 күн бұрын
​@@geekjokes8458 yea but like this video shows, it's the only one that makes sense.
@riotguards
@riotguards 20 күн бұрын
Supermans one critical weakness is being portrayed as a gritty worn down superhero movie
@thewhitewolf58
@thewhitewolf58 20 күн бұрын
Thats like protraying batman as an old disabled man on the verge of being poor.
@SirsasthNigam.
@SirsasthNigam. 20 күн бұрын
“It has to do with the kind of stories that get to be told, and if you lose your eye on the ball, which is character,” continued Gunn. “We love Superman." Zack Synder-I had a buddy who tried getting me into “Normal” comic books, but I was all like “No one is having s*x or killing each other. This isn’t really doing it for me.”
@thewhitewolf58
@thewhitewolf58 20 күн бұрын
@SirsasthNigam. So zack snyder just does not like comics unless they stray into being edgy?
@deviant0105
@deviant0105 20 күн бұрын
It cracks me up knowing people probably brought their kids to 'the fun Superman movie' just to watch the third act be a 9/11 sequence where Superman ends the fight by snapping the bad guy's neck and crying out in anguish after. Movie ends and you walk out feeling more joyless than you were going in.
@SirsasthNigam.
@SirsasthNigam. 20 күн бұрын
@@thewhitewolf58 just watch Man of Steel Pitch meeting
@cesarvictoriano8072
@cesarvictoriano8072 20 күн бұрын
I’ll admit I still wish they discussed how Kryptonite comes in so many colors. “So why does pink kryptonite make you gay? What, was it made from the Kryptonians who swung that way?” “Well hard to figure that out when everyone who steals them just tries to use them to kill me somehow.”
@discombobulatedecho6025
@discombobulatedecho6025 20 күн бұрын
Imagine if that’s how gayness worked on Earth too. Like if you use pink Himalayan salt instead of regular salt when eating it literally turns you gay 😂
@ThatScootFanboy
@ThatScootFanboy 20 күн бұрын
Not to be a lore asshole, but the only Kryptonite that was on Krypton was Green Kryptonite, Green being the only natural form. Pretty much every other kind, including Pink Kryptonite is man-made by Luthor or someone like that.
@courier6402
@courier6402 20 күн бұрын
​@@ThatScootFanboySo Lex saw the gay bomb and thought I'll just copy that.
@roujin518
@roujin518 20 күн бұрын
@@courier6402 Maybe it was just him trying to create synthetic kryptonite and the different elements it was based from cause the different colors and effects. So basically their is an element on earth that just turns kryptonians gay, or at least attracted to men.
@jaspertyler4557
@jaspertyler4557 20 күн бұрын
the real question is, how does pink kryptonite work on gay kryptonians? does it turn them straight, or are they just immune to it? and what if they're asexual or bi? so many questions.
@daskmon702
@daskmon702 19 күн бұрын
Superman should throw a building sized boulder at Batman to remind him his weakness is also a rock
@sigma1328
@sigma1328 20 күн бұрын
Fun fact, kryptonite in powder/dust form can still have an effect, from weakness to mind control. So Supes blowing it up just screws himself. Especially if he breaths it in.
@jrt99b
@jrt99b 20 күн бұрын
I love the idea that the reason for everyone acting so off beat and quirky is low-grade kryptonite poisoning.
@timmiller1
@timmiller1 20 күн бұрын
Fun *fiction
@orions2908
@orions2908 20 күн бұрын
Thank god superman doesn't have, I don't know, incredibly powerful lungs capable of easily blowing it all quite far away
@sigma1328
@sigma1328 20 күн бұрын
@timmiller1 Fun Fictional Fact
@juanandresrueda4957
@juanandresrueda4957 20 күн бұрын
​​@@orions2908and he isn't extremely fast and capable of breaking out of any confined space before breathing the stuff
@TheBloccobill
@TheBloccobill 20 күн бұрын
The twist from batman being cheerful being cut off to a grave saying "every kryptonian ever" is a pure masterpiece of comedy
@DGneoseeker1
@DGneoseeker1 20 күн бұрын
Well done Superman you just filled the room with fine particles of exploded Kryptonite and inhaled them.
@elishafollet5347
@elishafollet5347 20 күн бұрын
He probably super heated it to the point that the tiny particles are no longer kryptonite
@buzz3248
@buzz3248 20 күн бұрын
@@elishafollet5347 Considering the fact that Superman's lasers can penetrate black holes, you are probably correct.
@L3tHaLMaN1A-l8u
@L3tHaLMaN1A-l8u 16 күн бұрын
Same Laser beam that somehow didn't obliterated metropolis whenever he mis-fire💀 (Or any of the building.) Godzilla Stevie wonder Reincarnation if i have to describe superman into four words.
@buzz3248
@buzz3248 16 күн бұрын
@@L3tHaLMaN1A-l8u Funny point, but superman can choose how strong they are. He can even fire invisible ones that are just slightly hot to scorch stuff. His abilities are stupid lmao
@L3tHaLMaN1A-l8u
@L3tHaLMaN1A-l8u 13 күн бұрын
@@buzz3248 He can control the temperature but holy shit His aim are literally Stevie wonder Reincarnation Style 💀 I'm surprised that He deserve that ability 💀 give that type of power to Hawkeye or green *arrow then they'll end the movie in 20 minutes 😭
@SchazmenRassir
@SchazmenRassir 18 күн бұрын
I can't get over how good these are, and I can't stop being disappointed that I didn't find them sooner!
@TheMysticGauntlet
@TheMysticGauntlet 20 күн бұрын
Superman : Laser eyes are infinite, so they can't be stopped. Mirrors : Hold my beer.
@spacevagabond4017
@spacevagabond4017 19 күн бұрын
Also, they’re usually written to be his most draining of his solar power. It’s a simple way of nerfing him so he doesn’t spam them against non-living threats and win instantly like he’s Homelander with laser eyes. Better to have defense than to put it all into offense.
@kappadarwin9476
@kappadarwin9476 19 күн бұрын
@@spacevagabond4017 I think in this case Superman could destroy the rock with his heat vision faster than Batman could replace said rock because Batman has to have a small enough quantity to not get superman to notice.
@WalterPowerbright
@WalterPowerbright 12 күн бұрын
Kryptonite Mirrors:
@brenlc1412
@brenlc1412 20 күн бұрын
1:54 I guess we now know how LEGO Batman got his cancer.
@MagicSpectrum
@MagicSpectrum 19 күн бұрын
Who says he has cancer?
@Taypokemon
@Taypokemon 16 күн бұрын
@@MagicSpectrumLego Batman says.
@pochiluis0570
@pochiluis0570 4 күн бұрын
And not lego cancer, it was REAL cancer!
@Romashka_Sov
@Romashka_Sov 20 күн бұрын
2:30, Dude you still fund them, that's the reason why you are here
@Pennywise12528
@Pennywise12528 19 күн бұрын
Ah, but Superman gets energy for his powers from yellow sunlight! All Batman has to do is blow up the sun and *checkmate*.
@kwesi.0525
@kwesi.0525 20 күн бұрын
2:41 Ussop in water 7 be like:
@JaiRana-cl3td
@JaiRana-cl3td 19 күн бұрын
So true… Damn, One Piece is great…
@LynixLegend
@LynixLegend 19 күн бұрын
Cap. Usopp locked in on Water 7 specifically. I've never seen bro go that hard. Ever.
@JaiRana-cl3td
@JaiRana-cl3td 19 күн бұрын
@@LynixLegend Oh yeah, that is true
@megafights1372
@megafights1372 18 күн бұрын
​@@LynixLegenddressrosa 😐
@nool607
@nool607 17 күн бұрын
luckily sogeking was there
@michaelwinkle4480
@michaelwinkle4480 20 күн бұрын
Back in the '60s little me gobbled up every mention of Superman's weaknesses in the comic letter pages (the subject was very popular then). Among other things, the editorial answers included "Q Rays" (never saw a story with them), various colors of Kryptonite, and one interesting fact: Kryptonite was immune to friction. It didn't burn up in the atmosphere, so no mass was lost that way. Which suggests heat-vision wouldn't destroy it -- just break it into smaller bits.
@doublem6884
@doublem6884 20 күн бұрын
When I was a kid, I found and read an old comic where it gave Luther's backstory. A small meteorite made of kryptonite landed on Earth and Superman got weakened by it. (I think he went up to it to move it or something, I don't recall). Luther saw him and was like, "Oh no, Superman! I'll help!" he pushed the meteorite into a lake with a bulldozer and superman flew off, but then all of his hair fell out from the kryptonite. He blamed Superman and that's why he's Superman's arch-nemisis. Lex Luther hates Superman because he "made" him bald. And this is the only backstory for Lex that I accept.
@TheOfficialPSI
@TheOfficialPSI 17 күн бұрын
This is definitely the Lex from the same continuity where he stole 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens! And that's terrible.
@nonya1366
@nonya1366 16 күн бұрын
I like to think regardless of continuity, Lex remembers but Superman doesn't. For superman it was a heroic civilian saving him from a weakness he didn't know he had. For Lex, it was the event that changed his life *forever.*
@ChronoSquare
@ChronoSquare 16 күн бұрын
So Lex being a villain is literally because Superman made him mald?
@justhere4637
@justhere4637 19 күн бұрын
2:16 Fourth wall break.
@DemoniqueLewis
@DemoniqueLewis 20 күн бұрын
4:19 There’s a deer with a million Bucks joke around here somewhere.
@Maxsmack
@Maxsmack 20 күн бұрын
2:15, running out of solar power, and red suns. So unless the fucking sun goes out, or he travels to another part of space with a different sun, he’s pretty much invincible.
@ahobbyist9520
@ahobbyist9520 20 күн бұрын
Also incredible amounts of lightning (livewire) which still isn’t enough usually. He really essentially has no weaknesses
@LBTVGAMES
@LBTVGAMES 20 күн бұрын
I mean, if you shrunk down a red sun maybe and attacked him at night I think a Batman did that once
@adre2194
@adre2194 20 күн бұрын
What if we covered him in sunscreen
@JoseMolina-ij3xx
@JoseMolina-ij3xx 20 күн бұрын
Well, he did die from Doomsday, but that creature is just another kryptonian with the same strengths.
@dorkfish1275
@dorkfish1275 20 күн бұрын
@@JoseMolina-ij3xx so beating the shit out of him works? interesting
@boyscout2889
@boyscout2889 20 күн бұрын
Everyone forgets that Kryptonite can be refined into a metal, or ground up and added to the process of making a focusing lens to use in a laser array, increasing the effective range of the kryptonite. Imagine taking out Superman with a laser pointer, that would be the funniest thing on planet Earth
@redrick8900
@redrick8900 20 күн бұрын
"Everyone forgets" then cites bad writing almost nobody read.
@Magnus_Fraus
@Magnus_Fraus 20 күн бұрын
@@redrick8900 all of current dc and marvel
@thej5448
@thej5448 20 күн бұрын
doesn't feel nice being hit by a laser does it, superman?
@redrick8900
@redrick8900 20 күн бұрын
@@Magnus_Fraus That's not fair. Something is always good.
@NareshSinghOctagon
@NareshSinghOctagon 20 күн бұрын
@@redrick8900 ,like the other guy said,this is knowledge you'd have to dig deep and find. For all we know,it could be knowledge that was in a fairly popular comic/TV series that's been way out of print.
@slidingislife6744
@slidingislife6744 13 күн бұрын
The proximity Batman was holding the kryptonite close to Superman is enough to weaken him
@Markyparky56
@Markyparky56 20 күн бұрын
"Pelting you with your mother's pearls" is a dark, dark line and I'm impressed for whoever came up with that. Bravo.
@AfroManny15
@AfroManny15 20 күн бұрын
0:44 then why did both Deadshot and Bloodsport put you in the hospital with a KRYPTONITE BULLET?!?
@Red-lu1rx
@Red-lu1rx 20 күн бұрын
I was gonna say this aswell
@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369
@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369 20 күн бұрын
The power of irony is greater
@antonhanna2423
@antonhanna2423 20 күн бұрын
Truth be told, when you become *so* overconfident about being bulletproof to the point where you go out of your way to *dare* somebody to shoot you, chances are some petty hero/villain is gonna invent a specialized gun and/or bullet which was *custom built* to *cripple* if not *outright kill* people who are on the same playing field as you. Just ask Luke Cage or The Hulk.
@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369
@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369 20 күн бұрын
@@antonhanna2423 yeah but they dont usually have the speed and sight to see the usually bright green glowing bullet, but maybe he gets distracted lol
@YouthRightsRadical
@YouthRightsRadical 20 күн бұрын
Wrap the krptonite in lead, then shoot. Superman's senses show him a normal bullet. He habitually stands there and tanks bullets. When it hits, the lead is stripped away by the impact, exposing the kryptonite, which is then able to penetrate him.
@aros0018
@aros0018 20 күн бұрын
I think the major thing that everyone forgets is that it's not like it's these guys' first day on the job as superheroes. They've been active in-universe for years and had to fight people who tried to use their weaknesses against them. After a while through just sheer experience alone they'd start coming up with ways to get around their weaknesses. Think about it. Everyone on the planet knows that Kryptonite is Superman's weakness...and yet he's still standing. That's not just happenstance, he actually had to get good at dealing with Kryptonite.
@LuznoLindo
@LuznoLindo 19 күн бұрын
A pretty clever way to see all this. Well done.
@spacevagabond4017
@spacevagabond4017 19 күн бұрын
Pretty much. God knows if I had powers and weaknesses, first thing I’m doing is figuring out how to mitigate/handle them, or never tell a soul about them. If I were a kryptonian, I’m not saying squat about my kryptonite weakness at the start-Lex figuring out and deducing kryptonite could harm him in the movie is still some of the most insane luck I’ve ever seen. Or if I were Spider-Man, nobody is going to learn about spider sense unless they’re psychic.
@williamgrimm2452
@williamgrimm2452 19 күн бұрын
It’s a bit of an honor system. Superman doesn’t laser people to death from orbit, so when they surprise him with kryptonite they don’t then instantly kill him either
@TippedScale
@TippedScale 17 күн бұрын
​@@spacevagabond4017Essentially, be a silent super hero and you're good
@coulettecapalini7928
@coulettecapalini7928 4 күн бұрын
I'm sure that Batman saying "Sample Text" at 1:59 was kept in on purpose.
@edgesmith7112
@edgesmith7112 20 күн бұрын
Red sunlight can depower Superman and his heat vision is limited when he’s not exposed to a yellow sun
@Cludnugget
@Cludnugget 20 күн бұрын
It's a shame JJ didn't put a subtitle in about this at around 02:18
@peterstoric6560
@peterstoric6560 20 күн бұрын
Granted, it’s not an instant effect and just drains his power over time (at least in comics)
@santiagoteruel4145
@santiagoteruel4145 20 күн бұрын
​@@peterstoric6560 depends of the author, but it depowering him instally is kind of illogical
@herseydahil3889
@herseydahil3889 20 күн бұрын
Still wouldn't work. He is faster than light but i am sure even normal human speed would be enough. Batman stands, opens the sunlight and boom sups hit them. İt is not like he depowers in a second so he can still shoot laser. Also damn guy sees through everything, you can't expect him to ignore the giant sunlight under the cloth.
@peterstoric6560
@peterstoric6560 20 күн бұрын
@@santiagoteruel4145 to be fair, superheroes as a concept are illogical as well.
@stanislausklim7794
@stanislausklim7794 20 күн бұрын
1. Red sun 2. Keep in mind that in the DCAU, Lex did get a cancer of some kind of a piece of kryptonite kept in his desk. 3. There is one thing (at least in the DCAU) impervious to metal: nth metal, which is the stuff that Thanagarian weapons (including Hawkgirl's mace) are made of.
@VidGamer123
@VidGamer123 20 күн бұрын
You mean Nth metal is impervious to *magic* which is true (for some continuities anyways).
@4DMoth
@4DMoth 19 күн бұрын
1:27 RIGHT!? That's like saying that Flash's weakness is science, I mean sure, but that doesn't narrow it down to what field, what amount, in what context, etc.
@yoface2537
@yoface2537 19 күн бұрын
Haha, your ultimate weakness!! Entomology!!
@BeefIngot
@BeefIngot 4 күн бұрын
His weakness is age of consent laws.
@dairoleon2682
@dairoleon2682 3 күн бұрын
Another bit to the way kryptonite doesn't work: Superman is afflicted by kryptonite's *radiation,* but he frequently and easily *travels faster than light.* Which is a form of radiation. Then again, in order for him to recognize the kryptonite for what it is, he'd have to stay in place long enough to see it. Catch-22.
@rafaelvivesgomes814
@rafaelvivesgomes814 20 күн бұрын
I agree with the idea that "superman has super hearing and super sight, so like, good luck getting the jump on him, since he's like, super fast and all" but I just have to put it out, bullets are faster than sound, so physically superman can't hear a bullet before it hits him. Don't get me wrong, still "good luck trying to pull that of" since he can still hear you pulling the trigger and what not, but just some food dor thought. (But I do guess the bullet makes a sound while it travels, and he could hear that and dodge? Idk tbh)
@omgitzthunderlol4598
@omgitzthunderlol4598 20 күн бұрын
It would be a close dodge though
@senpaistreams502
@senpaistreams502 19 күн бұрын
great argument except for the fact superman can hear someone call his name from earth while he is in the vacuum of space where sound can't travel or him being able to see when moving faster then light despite light not having the time to bounce off objects and into his eye to see
@rafaelvivesgomes814
@rafaelvivesgomes814 19 күн бұрын
@senpaistreams502 TRUE, COMIC LIGIC FTW!!!
@BlondeSancho-qb9hz
@BlondeSancho-qb9hz 19 күн бұрын
Using logic as for your argument is useless when it comes to Superman. He constantly defies the laws of science.
@Soulfin
@Soulfin 19 күн бұрын
@@BlondeSancho-qb9hz he also defies his own laws, don't forget he got hit by a kryptonite bullet SOMEHOW.
@thecomicbookguy7968
@thecomicbookguy7968 20 күн бұрын
"The comment section will correct me if I'm wrong" Yes, yes they will
@Venomguy43
@Venomguy43 20 күн бұрын
We will for sure
@melfsade5557
@melfsade5557 20 күн бұрын
already did superman quite literally wouldn't hear what hit him
@WayneDave195
@WayneDave195 20 күн бұрын
The comments are not very convincing then
@L3tHaLMaN1A-l8u
@L3tHaLMaN1A-l8u 16 күн бұрын
Fym💀 it's that not we are not convincing, it's that the Writer Had lost the plot of superman😭 like atleast give the Mascot of Superman's Weakness some respect and Straightforwardness💀
@NSGrendel
@NSGrendel 20 күн бұрын
Superman needs sunlight. Essentially his weakness is a woman that convinces him to be a gimp. I'll go now. Tell no one I was here.
@garetheckley2671
@garetheckley2671 20 күн бұрын
I guess it would always be consensual at least. Until he just got... ok I've overthought this.
@jonniedoe8658
@jonniedoe8658 19 күн бұрын
Superman's weakness is Louis Lane
@shadowking9739
@shadowking9739 19 күн бұрын
So get Lois Lane to convince him to try BDSM in a dark basement and boom! Out of commission, thanks to dommie mommy roleplay.
@chocolatelover9121
@chocolatelover9121 14 күн бұрын
2:45 The last grasp of power I tought I had, just gone, like that 0:20 jup like that
@calebowens693
@calebowens693 20 күн бұрын
They pointed out that it's kryptonite radiation which actually harms Superman. If the supply of kryptonite did run out, there have been lots of versions of synthetic kryptonite. Even the George Reeves Superman went up against that, and kryptonite wasn't used very often there. Also, that grave had enough space for the population of Kandor, which is a majority of the surviving kryptonians (they are shrunk rather small, though).
@hyperiongm330
@hyperiongm330 20 күн бұрын
Nukes have almost killed him a few times because of the radiation and also Being a Nuke.
@soldier22881
@soldier22881 20 күн бұрын
what about regular radiation? earth has alot of radioactive isotopes, couldn't those have the same effect as kryptonite?
@calebowens693
@calebowens693 20 күн бұрын
@@soldier22881 In theory, yes. Most comic writers didn't actually think of that, so I don't think I ever saw a radiation which wasn't kryptonite that had a similar effect. Often, Justice League and Legion of Super-Heroes stories had some plot device with 'a bit of kryptonite added to affect Superman/Superboy', but it was legitmate kryptonite. Superman did trick a Kryptonian villain into recreating the same chemical reaction which forms kryptonite (and thus incapacitating himself with the small amount of kryptonite made).
@soldier22881
@soldier22881 20 күн бұрын
@@calebowens693 ah thank you so much dude, wish you the best
@TheeOK1
@TheeOK1 20 күн бұрын
​@@calebowens693 there's actually a villain named Conduit who just emited radiation so strong it affects Superman the same as kryptonite. Radiation can definitely affect him in potent enough levels, but you don't even need to go that far, synthetic kryptonite or just copying the frequency of kryptonite should theoretically be enough since all radiation is just energy that moves in a specific wave frequently. Despite the whole kryptonite rarity thing, it should be pretty easy to replicate it in its most basic form.
@Saph-Fire
@Saph-Fire 20 күн бұрын
03:16 - End : That, my dear Kal-El, is called a _metaphor_ , heheh. 🤭😆😋
@asinglesliceofbread8198
@asinglesliceofbread8198 20 күн бұрын
I’m honestly suprised the last punchline wasn’t “oh wait I can buy you”
@ZeissWorld
@ZeissWorld 20 күн бұрын
Don't translate... 😠 भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु.....
@npcwithsidequest
@npcwithsidequest 20 күн бұрын
@@ZeissWorld gfy
@AgentofLADON
@AgentofLADON 20 күн бұрын
"Slavery is illegal Bruce. We've talked about this."
@bridgerhibbert2993
@bridgerhibbert2993 20 күн бұрын
@@AgentofLADON "I own the building you work at."
@PixyEm
@PixyEm 20 күн бұрын
"I just bought The Daily Planet, you're fired"
@mikemcconeghy4658
@mikemcconeghy4658 18 күн бұрын
The heroes are all self-limiting, each one has lines they won't cross. Villains exploit those "weaknesses" all the time, or at least try to. In a well-written story, the hero is true to his values and still saves the day.
@Sleb_theman
@Sleb_theman 20 күн бұрын
If he’s deprived of sunlight for long enough, he becomes super weak. So just, like, make a big cloud?
@futuza
@futuza 20 күн бұрын
He could just fly away, the only solution is to BLOW UP THE SUN!
@LaffyTaffy04
@LaffyTaffy04 20 күн бұрын
@@futuza He would just fly over and bring in a new sun or crush a black hole into one.
@Zekyb0y
@Zekyb0y 20 күн бұрын
​@@LaffyTaffy04you don't crush a black hole, they were stars and their mass is all compressed, also depending on the model their gravity is infinite after the event horizont
@tylervanpeursem7627
@tylervanpeursem7627 20 күн бұрын
Simple, magic cloud that comedically follows him around
@PhotriusPyrelus
@PhotriusPyrelus 20 күн бұрын
Clouds only block some of the visible spectrum. Radiation (which is ostensibly what gives him his power, since it's the radiation of Kryptonite which de-powers him) cuts right through them without even noticing they're there.
@annjacobs7764
@annjacobs7764 20 күн бұрын
Honestly, this video just made my day!
@Warfolomei
@Warfolomei 20 күн бұрын
What if kryptonites are Clarks longest joke ever. They are just painted rocks and so nothing, he is just waiting for the perfect time to say "Gotcha".
@inquisitormalleus6435
@inquisitormalleus6435 20 күн бұрын
That would explain how so much of it ends up in Earth...
@GreaterGrievobeast55
@GreaterGrievobeast55 20 күн бұрын
Lex Luthor: B-but i've been fueling my huge mech suit with this stuff! Metallo uses it too! It shoots kryptonite lasers and everything! Superman: it's green painted coal Lex, you've effectively been hitting me with strobe lights this whole time, and Metallo is pretty much a walking chimney. Black mask: I went to war with Red hood and spent millions of dollars fo...for c- Superman: For coal, yes
@MattManDX1
@MattManDX1 20 күн бұрын
@@inquisitormalleus6435 I think the actual explanation is that it was chunks of his planet that were flying through space directly behind him in his baby space ship and they followed in his wake when his ship made its FTL jump to Earth
@raging_rathalos9979
@raging_rathalos9979 14 күн бұрын
No one: one giant radioactive lizard: YES I KNOW HE CAME BACK.
@Codeblueninja
@Codeblueninja 20 күн бұрын
When the grave showed up I was half expecting it to be John Kent and Batman to be "If it works on me it would work on you."
@tacticalpossum7090
@tacticalpossum7090 20 күн бұрын
DC's biggest joke is making Batman more and more unbelievable
@LuznoLindo
@LuznoLindo 19 күн бұрын
You aren't wrong. How he was portrayed in his very first appearance was arguably his most realistic: A guy in a weird outfit with purple gloves and a grappling hook, driving around at night in his red car for criminals to fight.
@spacevagabond4017
@spacevagabond4017 19 күн бұрын
Similar to Captain America (another peak human), he’s usually fine on his own, but has gotten a monstrous power creep simply so he won’t look useless when put with the heavyweights. At this point, I’d honestly be fine if someone just made him a good guy vampire. Guy has enough resources that he should never need to eat somebody, he’d be superhuman physically, AND he’d have a bunch of unique powers that would fit his aesthetic and fighting style.
@SpiralDemonic
@SpiralDemonic 15 күн бұрын
That's not why you wrote this comment tho. You just hate batman coz he's made sups look bad numerous times. by what metric does a character become believable? I've NEVER seen this criticism directed at anyone but bats.
@tacticalpossum7090
@tacticalpossum7090 15 күн бұрын
@SpiralDemonic it's probably because he's the biggest hero of his type by a huge margin, so keeps getting more and more unbelievable stakes to overcome.
@SpiralDemonic
@SpiralDemonic 15 күн бұрын
​@@tacticalpossum7090 Response got screw over by KZbin and i can't be pissed anymore. Just source the first claim. " it's probably because he's the biggest hero of his type by a huge margin" Most well know would of been debateable but this. naa i need a source on that.
@Sundeath41
@Sundeath41 20 күн бұрын
Batman holding Kryptonite: look superman, a glowing green rock from your home planet Superman holding Plutonium: look batman, a glowing green rock from your home planet
@kaine8911
@kaine8911 17 күн бұрын
I like this video addresses my problem with "Superman's weakness to magic" because we're all weak to magic, even magic users are. Nobody brings up their hand filled with magic energy and points it at Superman saying they've beaten him.
@mariobosnjak99
@mariobosnjak99 20 күн бұрын
Him melting that cryptonite with his laser vision would just result in some molten cryptonite. And even if the cryptonite does explode for some reason great, you now have a bunch of smaller shards of cryptonite flying everywhere along with a bunch of cryptonite dust you will inhale
@kekero540
@kekero540 20 күн бұрын
Also heating up radioactive material seems like the last thing you’d want to do.
@soloknight7197
@soloknight7197 20 күн бұрын
Turns out, it canonically cancels out the immediate radiation. He would need to personally inhale it at that point
@zlosov5817
@zlosov5817 20 күн бұрын
Oh no his weakness is still Kryptonite. more specifically: the conversation of what pink kryptonite does to him, not even the rock himself, just the public knowledge. Can't be a hero if you're canceled
@J4R0D
@J4R0D 20 күн бұрын
we don't talk about the pink one
@zlosov5817
@zlosov5817 20 күн бұрын
@@J4R0D I know superman was standing behind your back with a gun to your head as you typed that.
@dineez627
@dineez627 20 күн бұрын
Let's talk about the pink one.
@jinglejangle1533
@jinglejangle1533 20 күн бұрын
​@@dineez627 ok so wich pink kryptonite do you prefer, the old one that makes superman gay or the new less problematic one that flips his gender?
@seelcudoom1
@seelcudoom1 20 күн бұрын
@@jinglejangle1533 hit em with the hrt stone
@atticusball2170
@atticusball2170 20 күн бұрын
Why do batman and Superman have a better rivalry in this channel than in dawn of justice
@Marvelfanatic3658
@Marvelfanatic3658 20 күн бұрын
This is actually well-written.
@LaffyTaffy04
@LaffyTaffy04 20 күн бұрын
Because they actually know each other. This is all their version of cheering for rival sports teams, they know they would never come to blows.
@MusicoftheDamned
@MusicoftheDamned 20 күн бұрын
Because Batman was a psycho in that movie compared to just hilariously petty and this Superman is similarly actually likeable as a person beyond Henry Cavill's good looks instead of bordering on emo forced Christ analog.
@relo999
@relo999 20 күн бұрын
@@LaffyTaffy04 "This is all their version of cheering for rival sports teams, they know they would never come to blows." Clearly you don't watch football.
@Milk_Drinker420
@Milk_Drinker420 20 күн бұрын
Because Snyder is a hack
@epicsusan5548
@epicsusan5548 16 күн бұрын
Oh my god, finally! It's not a weakness. If anything, it's a stationary mosquito that can be squashed before it can bite
@fakebobbyhill296
@fakebobbyhill296 20 күн бұрын
3:23 Come on Mr. Symbol of Hope on your freaking chest. You’re going to tell me all the sudden you don’t appreciate symbolism?
@Ryder-a-Blaze
@Ryder-a-Blaze 20 күн бұрын
Let’s not forget about those scissors that Sups used to cut open his skin to remove the lead ball from his brain, with some work those scissors could be made into a much more powerful weapon to take down Sups.
@schwarzerritter5724
@schwarzerritter5724 20 күн бұрын
Probably made of kryptonite.
@GreaterGrievobeast55
@GreaterGrievobeast55 20 күн бұрын
scissors? I thought he just lasered through his skull?
@gabrielandriel8960
@gabrielandriel8960 20 күн бұрын
@@GreaterGrievobeast55 Yeah, he used the scisors to take the kryptonite thingy from his brain, but he opened it with his vision,
@kappadarwin9476
@kappadarwin9476 19 күн бұрын
Having it is one thing using it effectively is another.
@knuxuki1013
@knuxuki1013 20 күн бұрын
Really, I always thought Clark was very over-forgiving of Kryptonite being used on him, so after all these years, I'm glad to see that brought up, that's fragments of his home planet, that must hurt
@RetroTaylor94
@RetroTaylor94 18 күн бұрын
The problem with all of Superman's weaknesses is that they all take time to affect him and he can move faster than human thought.
@thegreatandterrible4508
@thegreatandterrible4508 20 күн бұрын
The red sunlight is pretty effective... for some reason
@getthedunkon9347
@getthedunkon9347 20 күн бұрын
Think of it like Carbon Monoxide. It's doesn't directly affect you but it takes your ability to respire and use oxygen. That's the Red Sun. It doesn't hurt him, it just takes away his super powers.
@zhanucong4614
@zhanucong4614 20 күн бұрын
so supes is weak to hamon users
@callins7247
@callins7247 20 күн бұрын
​@zhanucong4614 if they learned how to change the yellow sun energy to red yes, but he's definitely weak to stands and unless he gets hit by a kryptonite version of the arrow or while beneath a red sun version of uv rays and weaken his immune system enough that he'll be infected by the space virus to be able to precieve then then he's screwed
@zlosov5817
@zlosov5817 20 күн бұрын
Communism.
@lordbiscuitthetossable5352
@lordbiscuitthetossable5352 20 күн бұрын
It's less that red sunlight is effective against him, but that our sun can energise them to a level far beyond their potential. Interestingly, Krypton Society was so backwards they chose not to leave their planet very much. Though I could see how some writers would go "lol red sun" and just call it a day.
@Clauricorn
@Clauricorn 20 күн бұрын
Red sunlight, electricity, and extremely loud noises (his superhearing cannot handle it). Those are all of the other ones I can think of.
@getthedunkon9347
@getthedunkon9347 20 күн бұрын
Good nature, he takes time to get into superspeed, if not ready then he can be caught off-guard regardless of super hearing. Batman can just straight up out stealth him. Not even an exaggeration, he's straight up disappeared from superman in the early days despite them being feet away from each other. It's not even just him, he can straight just not be seen by Oracle's cameras. He was able to get into somewhere that can detect air pressure low as a thousandth of a pound. If Batman willed it, he could straight up never be seen again.
@jamessloven2204
@jamessloven2204 20 күн бұрын
Are you saying that Superman is weak to gun shots? Not the bullet but the sound?
@knightofarnor2552
@knightofarnor2552 20 күн бұрын
Supergirl once listed off Kryptonian vulnerabilities, giving the ones you listed and also adding "And robots, but only if the robot is big enough."
@Rengokuo4o6
@Rengokuo4o6 20 күн бұрын
​@@getthedunkon9347 because Superman's superhearing is a big plot hole in DC universe. If he can hear everything then why isn't he saving everyone?
@victormirandakoepke8352
@victormirandakoepke8352 20 күн бұрын
​@@Rengokuo4o6 I'm pretty sure "I Can't save everyone" is a pretty big bummer for superman in pretty much every continuity "I can at this moment hear a number of people suffering whom I could save right now, but I can't save them all" is a often recurring theme with him. For all that he's borderline a god there's still only one of him (at least since he forgot he could make mini supermen pop out of his hands)
@Slayerthecrow
@Slayerthecrow 20 күн бұрын
A love how they finally address Superman's "Weakness" to Magic, cause every time I heard of it, kinda sounds like BS in some cases, cause it's more like being vulnerable than weak to it, but then again, who won't be vulnerable to magic aside from Magic Users?
@ecneicsPhD4554
@ecneicsPhD4554 20 күн бұрын
But magic can be learnt. You can learn it and then at least have a deterrent. I never understood why Batman never learnt magic.
@NagaoKenshin
@NagaoKenshin 20 күн бұрын
i think shazam has some resistance to it actually
@patrickswasey5301
@patrickswasey5301 20 күн бұрын
Plus there's endless fight scenes where he goes blow to blow with magic-powered bricks like Shazam and Black Adam. So if Superman is ''weak'' to magic then would that means Earth's Gods are weak to alien punches?
@santiagoteruel4145
@santiagoteruel4145 20 күн бұрын
​@@ecneicsPhD4554 in some comics he di, he just messed it upreally bad
@darksideofevil13
@darksideofevil13 20 күн бұрын
It's not that everyone isn't equally effected. It's that it's something that can also hurt Superman. That's why it's brought up.
@lautarosilva5272
@lautarosilva5272 14 күн бұрын
The weakness to magic is also to elemental things. Fire, lightning, etcetera. If someone were to put some sort of weather machine to storm Metropolis, since Superman is usually the highest flying object, he'd get hit. Maybe it wouldn't kill him, but maybe he's weakened enough to finish him with kriptonite?
@DinoLoverGaming
@DinoLoverGaming 20 күн бұрын
It's my headcanon that the glow alone is what affects him the most, like how absorbing the glow of a yellow sun supercharges him
@j-starchaser
@j-starchaser 20 күн бұрын
Are you saying he's weak to green light? Good thing he doesn't need to drive, I guess...
@free2lose927
@free2lose927 20 күн бұрын
I never understood how faster than a speeding bullet Superman could get hit a 30 mph kryptonite softball thrown by middle aged men 😮
@fergalosanchez7675
@fergalosanchez7675 20 күн бұрын
Batman having an existential crisis because he can’t kill his friend lmao
@anonymousvids2146
@anonymousvids2146 3 күн бұрын
Red sun energy + Green Kryptonite + Competence, problem solved
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